TEAM AYEUN
versus
TEAM UNDERSCORE
Location: Partly frozen riverbank with cliffs and snow and stuff
Rules: Weather moves, Protect/Detect and mid-game switching (except via Baton Pass or U-turn) are banned; permanent Hail in effect
Abilities: Active
DQ Time: One week
‡ Pre-Round ‡
‡ Round 1 ‡
G'day, folks, and welcome to... idk. As far as I can tell, we're in the middle of Some Snowy Canyon Somewhere, which is home to a lively river that flows between two partly frozen banks. This place sounds needlessly dangerous and should probably be avoided for safety's sake, which is precisely why Pokemon trainers Ayeun and Underscore have settled upon the location for their skirmish. With twin flashes of red, the trainers release their Pokemon into the surging Hailstorm. Ayeun summons a wee widdle twurtle who splashes around in the cool waters while Underscore calls upon an onion-helmeted warrior who takes a seat on the frozen bank and hums meditatively. Okay, guys! Let's begin!
We begin with Squirtle attempting to heighten his defensive prowess. Meditite is like lawl, not on my watch, bzzntch. He bounces from the bank and lands on the turtle's head before bouncing back. Dazed, Squirtle forgets what he's doing. Lovely.
Squirtle: <-7 HP; Fln>
Meditite: <-3 EP>
As Hail continues to fall, Meditite keeps up his agile display of agiley agileness by prancing from ice floe to ice floe. He hops ever closer to Squirtle and, when he's within range, he clobbers the shelled amphibian with a popping and sizzling ThunderPunch. Squirtle squeals with pain and retaliates with a well-aimed jet of water. Meditite is struck in the fact and scowls. NO SPLASHING, Y'HEAR?
Squirtle: <-15 HP; -2 EP>
Meditite: <-6 HP; -7 EP>
Having been rinsed, Meditite figures it's time to repeat. He hops from one ice floe to the next and, wobbling precariously, he leans over to smash Squirtle in the jowl with another zappy punch. The attack lands and Squirtle squeals yet again. So splashing is off-limits but FUGGIN' ELECTROSMACKS-O-PLENTY ARE FAIR GAME?! Thoroughly displeased, Squirtle begins spitting out an array of fast-moving iridescent bubbles. They clobber Meditite one after another and nearly knock the little warrior into the river, but he hunkers down on his ice floe and maintains balance. Such poise. Such grace. Such a nifty onion helmet.
Squirtle: <-15 HP; -5 EP>
Meditite: <-9 HP; -7 EP>
Squirtle <-3 HP> and Meditite <-3 HP> suffer from the prickling Hail.
‡ Post-Round ‡
Notes:
> At 0 EP, Pokemon will begin to lose 1 HP for every 2 EP they consume
> TEAM AYEUN to command next