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    Default Re: MikeVsDL (Ref RL)

    RL you still with this one?

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    Default Re: MikeVsDL (Ref RL)

    Soz.





    ROUND SEVEN

    Before Poliwag can even think about attacking his foe, Shining Death seems to be everywhere. He's to the left, to the right, straight ahead. Infact, it's a whole team of Carvanhas. He picks one to the left, and slaps it hard with his tail. It's the sort of sharp hard slap that could wake up even the heaviest sleeper, but in this case proves to be a waste of energy as it shatters a clone, leaving only the real Shining Death and a fake behind.

    Poliwag HP(-0) PP(-2) ~ HP(-3) from Rough Skin ~ Evs(+1)
    Sh.Death HP(-0) PP(-5)

    Disappointed with the result of the last round, Poliwag's moment of mourning is cut short by an ear splitting screech that rattles the very foundations of the arena (except the arena's foundations where mainly cream and sugar) leaving Poliwag with a severe ear ache and a feeling of vulnerability. The little tadpole dips his tail into the ice cream and launches a huge glob of coffee goodness onto one of the Carvanha's. A lucky guess, it lands and smothers the fish sinking over Shining's eyes leaving him momentarily blinded.

    Poliwag HP(-0) PP(-4) ~ Def(-2)
    Sh.Death HP(-8) PP(-8) ~ Acc(-1)

    Both pokemon glare at each other, but Shining Death is quicker to move. The ancient forces of his ancestors still flows in his blood and he calls on it now, causing chunks of coffee to lift out of the arena, each one slamming into Poliwag with the force of the millenia past. In retaliation, Poliwag delicvers another wake up slaps, right in the carvanha's face. Ouch.

    Poliwag HP(-7) PP(-2) ~ HP(-3) from Rough Skin
    Sh.Death HP(-6) PP(-2)



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    Default Re: MikeVsDL (Ref RL)

    Ohhhh we gotta beat up a tadpooole! How we do this?

    Spite 'em~Crunch em!~ Then Zen Headbutt.

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    Default Re: MikeVsDL (Ref RL)

    Ok, Use Bide three times.

    ~Bide~Bide~Bide/unleash~

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    ROUND EIGHT

    Poliwag settles down for a long, enduring wait. His body twitches as it gets ready to absorb a number of hits, but all Shining Death seems concerned with is narrowing his eyes and making scathing remarks about his cowardly choice of moves. It's not a nice thing to have to listen to after you've just made a decision, but Poliwag endures it none the less.

    Poliwag HP(-0) PP(-5) ~ 'Bide' Spited
    Sh.Death HP(-0) PP(-3)

    Sitting, rocking back and forth, Poliwag screws his eyes up tight when he sees Shining Death swimming closer. The fish bares it's jagged fangs, each one letting loos black smoke from the tip. The Carvanha bites down hard on the Poliwag, before thrashing from side to side. Poliwag screams as black smoke hisses out of each puncture mark. Poliwag is mercilessly thrown to the side, but the smoke is somehow drawn into the tadpole's body.

    Poliwag HP(-11) PP(-5) ~ Storing +1
    Sh.Death HP(-0) PP(-4)

    Poliwag rolls over and gets ready to take another attack. This time, Shining Death comes hurtling through the air, propelled by a psychic power, and slams head first into the swirly bellied pokemon. Poliwag is thrown further across the arena, but when he comes to he focuses on his opponent and releases a flash bang of energy. It flies across the arena like a headbutt, leaving a trail of black smoke in it's wake. Shining Death can barely gulp before he's hit. The dark fish is knocked for six, and barely manages to stay inside the tub of ice cream. Poliwag breaths hard, that release of energy shouldn't have been so difficult.

    Poliwag HP(-10) PP(-10)
    Sh.Death HP(-30) PP(-4)




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    Default Re: MikeVsDL (Ref RL)

    o.O Whoa. It's Mike's turn. .

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    Default Re: MikeVsDL (Ref RL)

    ~Mud Shot~Mud Bomb~Mud Shot

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    Default Re: MikeVsDL (Ref RL)

    Dive into the ice cream to get away from that mud spitter. Eat a bit to get health back. Come back up and strike that Poliwoli.

    Dive(down)~Eat~Dive(up)

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    ROUND NINE

    Poliwag wobbles on his feet, but manages to dig up a clump of coffee ice-ceam (wow, this flavour has stuck around, maybe the ref really likes it) and launches it at speed towards Shining Death. The shot neatly hits his disappearing tail, as the fish 'burrows' into the ice cream, and dives deep heading for the bottom of the tub, where all the goodies lies, untouched by earthquakes and explosions. Unfortunately, the ice cream takes out his last remaining clone.

    Poliwag HP(-0) PP(-2)
    Sh.Death HP(-3) PP(-4) ~ Evs(-1)

    With no target to attack on the surface, Poliwag simply sits, dejected, and mulls over something that's been bothering him for a long time. The ending of Lost... wtf? Beneath the surface of the cie cream, Shining Death digs in, nomming on the rich cappuccino delights of the ice cream, restoring a little health and instantly getting a taste for the rich creamy dessert.

    Poliwag HP(-0) PP(-0)
    Sh.Death HP(+5) PP(-3)

    With no idea where his opponent has gone, and when he's coming back, Poliwag sits and contemplates life. Then, the Carvanha appears all of a sudden, bursting out of the ice cream just inches form where he is sat. Oh no, a slight accuracy miscalculation there for Shining Death as the piranha pokemon takes a splodge of thick ice cream right in the face.

    Poliwag HP(-0) PP(-2)
    Sh.Death HP(-5) PP(-4) ~ Spd(-1)

    After spending far too long on the field the coffee favoured ice cream vanishes (noooo!!) only to be replaced with... banana? Who makes banana ice cream?



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    Default Re: MikeVsDL (Ref RL)

    Ok. Crunch~Ancient Power~Zen Headbutt

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    Default Re: MikeVsDL (Ref RL)

    ~Wake-up Slap~Mud Shot~Wake-up Slap~

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    Default Re: MikeVsDL (Ref RL)

    RL???

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    Default Re: MikeVsDL (Ref RL)

    Sorry, been a bad week, lots of overtime. I'll see if I can get it done for you tonight, if not it'll be done on Saturday.


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    ROUND TEN

    Shining Death weaves through the sickly yellow ice cream and chomps down hard on Poliwag, digging his fangs into the pokemon's soft body. Poliwag squeals, but as the jaws start to release, he swings his tail fast, slapping Death sharply in the face, delivering a blow painful enough to wake someone up. Pity Shining Death has been re-soundly awake all this match anyway.

    Poliwag HP(-11) PP(-3) ~ (HP-3) from Rough Skin
    Sh.Death HP(-6) PP(-4)

    Poliwag dips his tail in the ice cream and readies a volley of mud to strike his foe when a sudden rush of hard chunks of ice and frozen cream rise up form the arena and strike him. Shining Death roars as he draws on his ancient power, and the Banana Shot goes wide.

    Poliwag HP(-7) PP(-2)
    Sh.Death HP(-0) PP(-2)

    Shining Death lifts himself out of the cream with a psychic attack not usually suited to a dark pokemon. Propelled by the unseen force he slams into the side of the Poliwag just missing the centre of his target, who at the same time slaps the fish about with the short sharp tail attack. Both pokemon look pained, but neither is ready to give up yet.

    Poliwag HP(-8) PP(-3) ~ (HP-3) from Rough Skin ~ Spite faded
    Sh.Death HP(-6) PP(-4)

    The horrible smells-like-cough-syrup banana ice cream vanish replaced with a sensible vanilla once more. Thank god. Banana. Bleurgh.



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    Default Re: MikeVsDL (Ref RL)

    ~Mud Shot~Mud Bomb~Wake-Up Slap~

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    Snarl~Secret Power~Crunch

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    ROUND ELEVEN

    Poliwag dips his head into the ice cream and swallows a load of the freezing cream, before spitting it back out at high speed towards Shining Death. At the same time, the piranha lets loose a powerful, growling snarl that sends shivers through his foe and leaves him feeling disheartened. The shot slams into Shining Death, and the fish is left with a sticky slop on his body that rubs harshly against the rest of the ice cream slowing him back down a notch.

    Poliwag HP(-8) PP(-2) ~ Atk(-1)
    Sh.Death HP(-5) PP(-2) ~ Spd(-1)

    Shaking off the noise, Poliwag digs his tail into the ground, lifts out a clump of ice-cream and throws it up into the air. As the bomb reaches the apex of the throw a burst of silver energy strikes Poliwag, leaving him disorientated and on the verge of unconsciousness. The bomb falls, and lands heavily on Shining Death, resulting in the glittering green pokemon grumbling and extremely weak

    Poliwag HP(-10) PP(-4)
    Sh.Death HP(-7) PP(-4)

    The two pokemon charge at each other, but as Poliwag spins to slap Shining Death, a single fang pokes him on the head and the shock is enough to knock the tadpole out. As Poliwag is recalled, Shinig Death is left on the brind of defeat, about to face a much tougher foe.

    Poliwag HP(-1) PP(-0) ~ KO'd
    Sh.Death HP(-0) PP(-4)


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    Default Re: MikeVsDL (Ref RL)

    I see Mike hasn't been active for a week, so that's the DQ past without any post in the absence tower. So.. lemme just work out the points..

    3 on 3.. 2nd pokemon used and under 55%....da da da...

    4 points for Darkest Light
    4 Points for RaZoR LeAf
    2 Points for Mike Mysterio
    Last edited by RaZoR LeAf; 17th May 2011 at 03:39 PM.


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    Default Re: MikeVsDL (Ref RL)

    FREE! Free of Purgatory! Annnd OK! DARRRTH!

    Mike: When you come back we'll have another match :O
    Last edited by DarkestLight; 17th May 2011 at 06:19 PM.

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    Default Re: MikeVsDL (Ref RL)

    SON OF A BITCH!!! I dident even see this one, DAMN, ok good match DL, thanks RL for reffin

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    Default Re: MikeVsDL (Ref RL)

    XD LOL This cracks me up.

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