<Game> What Would You Do If...? Version 4 (Approved by T_M_L)

[Fett One]

Chase after them and try to convince the person to allow the wedding to go on.

What would you do if Leonard Nimoy showed up at your house to ask for directions to the nearest comic book convention?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Answer that I don't know but ask him if he'd like to be photographed with me.

What would you do if you could draw better than your average manga artist?

[Knight of Time]

I'd see if I might be able to draw you in your manga style, that way, you'd be able to "interact" with the manga girls you've drawn for years.

What would you do if you met a band of clowns that all wanted to shake hands with you, but had no way of telling if any of them were doing the fake hand trick?

[Shadow Wolf]

Wear anti-shock gloves while shaking hands with each of them.

What would you do if a Succubus decided to live with you for the rest of your life?
PS: If possible, consider the abilities of this demon before giving the answer.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Try to drive that female demon away with awesome magic spells and perhaps even contact the nearest monastery to give the monks something to think about. If I fail that, I think I'd accept the life with that demon by side and also scare the heck out of those who meet us.

What would you do if I started to send you two Visitor Messages and two Private Messages every single day?!?

By the way Knight of Time, that's one of the best ideas you have granted me!

[Fett One]

Start to ignore them.

What would you do if you asked someone to get you an Iccee but they got you a milkshake instead?

[Knight of Time]

I'd thank them anyway...I don't know what an Iccee is, but I'm much more familiar with milkshakes...especially the chocolate ones.

What would you do if you went to the zoo, went to the monkey cage, and saw all the monkeys were chewing bubble gum?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Take a picture of them with my Nokia cell phone camera.

What would you do if you found yourself inside a lion cage in a zoo?

[Fett One]

KOT, an Iccee is just a name brand Slurpee.

Yell for help.

What would you do if you became allergic to your favorite food?

[Shadow Wolf]

...It already happened... -_- (my favorite food is anything that contains shrimps, especially shrimp empanada)

Anyways, I'd just drink an anti-allergy before eating. But if it gets worse, then for the sake of my health, stop.

What would you do if another spirit (of your opposite sex) lived within yourself?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Take that as an advantage and learn from her to deal with certain difficult situations with girls.

What would you do if a newbie came to TPM and you noticed he had stolen my Facebook profile picture to use it as his avatar?

[Fett One]

Let you know about it so you can deal with it. however you see fit.

What would you do if someone traveled back in time in order to bring a young William Shatner back to the present so that he can star in a new Star Trek show/movie?

[Knight of Time]

Hope that that someone didn't create a tear in the fabric of time and space by changing history this way.

What would you do if you discovered a brand of bubble gum that you could blow a bubble from that was strong enough to carry you through the air until popped?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Curse because I suck at blowing bubbles. I'm quite sure I wouldn't manage to blow them.

What would you do if some freak was wanting to buy your tears, offering a great deal of money per millilitre?

[Fett One]

Cry until I can't cry no more.

What would you do if the sky was falling?

[Shadow Wolf]

Try to call someone important to tell her that i love her (while trying to take cover), and if I have no other choice, then try to have a quick death by having a big piece smash my head.

What would you do if you could control time (as to stop time, make it go faster...)?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Pick up fanciful moments and stop the time then for as long as I wished. I don't think I'd speed up time in many occasions, I can do so many things as I wait for certain events.

What would you do if you were Spider-Man?

[Fett One]

First, celebrate becoming my favorite superhero. Second, try to enjoy web swinging. Third fight crime.

What would you do if got to be on a reality tv show of your choice?

[Shadow Wolf]

I'll just enjoy myself. Win or lose, it will be my favorite.

What would you do if suddenly, a package arrived at your house and when you open it, you discover that you've just acquired a penguin (a living one, of course)?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Be happy and start growing my own adorable pet penguin. I think he or she could enjoy being outside my house during winter, and as for summers, perhaps I would keep it inside a big refridgerator or something.

What would you do if somebody drove a car to your frontyard playing the music from Super Mario 64 Bomb-Omb Battlefield at maximum volume?

[Blademaster]

Enjoy the music and the fact that it is driving my mother insane.

What would you do if Zalgo existed and could be made to appear by saying his name into a mirror 5 times?

[Knight of Time]

I'd avoid making him appear by never saying his name...to me, doing this sounds like it might be a real life parallel of what Butters did to summon Biggie Smalls in the South Park episode Hell on Earth 2006.

What would you do if you looked in a mirror and didn't see your reflection?

[Fett One]

Attempt to go out into the sun to make sure I haven't been turned into a vampire. If not, then don't worry about it. If so, enjoy being able to turn into a bat.

What would you do if humans became the supreme rulers of the universe?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Pray that it all would end up well in the end, humans rule this planet and it's quite hard.

What would you do if my every single post included a special Dragonball Z reference?

[mr_pikachu]

Be happy that your postcount isn't OVER 9000!

What would you do if you were stranded on a deserted island, far from any sign of civilization, with nothing but a gun and one bullet?

[Fett One]

Hold out for help as long as possible before using the gun to end everything.

What would you do if you had to go an entire summer without air conditioning?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Protest and steal a car and drive around with all windows open.

What would you do if wild animals attacked your house?

[Knight of Time]

Get myself a megaphone, go outside my door, and shout BOO! into the megaphone to see if all the wild animals get frightened away.

What would you do if you saw a pair of over-sized dice in your backyard, and a person was next to them with invitations to Las Vegas for you and your family (hopefully this won't be spoiled by someone who lives in Las Vegas)?

[Fett One]

Think its fishy and call the cops. IF the cops confirm that its a legit trip, then go to Vegas and have a good time.

What would you do if you got to meet the cast of Seinfeld and they spent the entire visit as their characters on the show?

[mr_pikachu]

Feel sorry for the extras sitting in the corner, intentionally avoiding everyone's attention.

What would you do if clouds started raining meatballs?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Pick a bucket and start collecting free food.

What would you do if you saw Team Rocket's Meowth hot-air balloon in the sky?

[Fett One]

Take pictures and use them as evidence in the event that they try to pull any funny business.

What would you do if a homeless man gave you a wedgie while out in a very public place?

[Knight of Time]

Fix myself up, then report him to the police just incase he likes to give other people wedgies.

What would you do if you were out walking one day and met a person of the opposite gender that was so tough to resist, that they got an instant crush on you and wouldn't take any rejection business whatsoever?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Depending on what kind of person she is, I'd either accept and live happily ever after or show her someone else. If she falls in love so easily with me, then she has to be able to develop an instant crush on another man too.

What would you do if you found Darth Wader's helmet from your backyard?

[Fett One]

Keep it and show it off to other Star Wars fanatics.

What would you do if you got married and then afterwards discover that your spouse is your lnog lost brother/sister that you never knew about?

[Whitlea]

I'd probably feel naughty and let down not only my hair but mother aswell.
I adore my fiance and I doubt anything would ever put me off him. xD

What would you do if your friends set you up with a blind date that resembled a Snorlax?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unless that's Oslo, I'd make sure it's my last date with her or him.

What would you do if Aeris from Final Fantasy VII came and asked you for a date?

[mr_pikachu]

Tell her I'm flattered, but I already have a fiancee. (I'd also ask her how she escaped the video game world and try to harness that secret for myself.)

What would you do if you had the ability to teleport anywhere, at any time?

[Whitlea]

I would reenact things Goku said before disappearing with a subtle flip of the bird to whoever I was talking to.

What would you do if your house was on fire and you could only save one of your games?

[Fett One]

Save which ever game I am currently playing.

What would you do if pigs could fly?