Ok. He said to where I would meet h-OMFG >.> We gota find a grassland. Badass samurai's always fight in a freshly covered grassland (OMFG BAMBOO FOREST, NEW AREA!) Up up and away! ::Recall Zent and Harial, no more Scooby Doo::
DARKESTLIGHT'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!
Feizhi Outpost
A thick and heavy jungle where the best of explorers will find a thousand and one bugs. That's not to mention the abundant Poison types and several Grass types too.
‡ Round 194 ‡
Alarmed by your sudden burst of enthusiasm, your Pokemon leap to attention and begin scrambling around in circles. Marauder all but barrels into you as spreads his wings, ready to fly you wherever you need to go.
How do you proceed?
> Fly to... hrm...
> Stay put
‡ Post-Round ‡
Acquisitions
n/a
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Ok. He said to where I would meet h-OMFG >.> We gota find a grassland. Badass samurai's always fight in a freshly covered grassland (OMFG BAMBOO FOREST, NEW AREA!) Up up and away! ::Recall Zent and Harial, no more Scooby Doo::
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Feizhi Outpost
A thick and heavy jungle where the best of explorers will find a thousand and one bugs. That's not to mention the abundant Poison types and several Grass types too.
‡ Round 195 ‡
You and your party members hop aboard Marauder who beats those mighty wings of his and fires off into the sky. You chart a path due north, departing Feizhi Outpost one final time. The jungle soon becomes a distant speck as the land below grows decidedly less lush and tropical. The ground eventually levels out into a flat, even expanse as you touch down upon familiar territory. As you dismount, you realize you've returned to the spot where all of this began. It's warmer now than you remember it being.
There seems to be nothing here but open land... until you hear it.
The distant beating of hooves.
How do you proceed?
> Keep listening
> Follow the noise
‡ Post-Round ‡
Acquisitions
n/a
Available
::Walks out into the field.
Side hair flick..one hand lightly resting atop of worn but familiar handle.::
Ahhh destiny...what have you for me today..
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Sunshine Fields
A large rolling plain that overlooks TPML, the grass is soft and the air tasty. A plethora of grass Pokemon are found here as they enjoy the tickling breeze and the bright sunshine. Bird and normal-types are also found here. Far to the north, a small rocky outcropping exists.
‡ Round 196 ‡
The noise of the hooves escalates until a familiar figure comes into view.
"You're right on time, human," Virizion says, inclining its head. "Let's begin."
How do you proceed?
> Issue commands
‡ Post-Round ‡
Acquisitions
n/a
Available
As I like to be.
To be fair, I'll not be using Zent or Harial. Leaving me with Marauder.
Let's go. You were always sqwaking about how you got skills :p Quick Attack~Sand Attack~Wing Attack
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Sunshine Fields
A large rolling plain that overlooks TPML, the grass is soft and the air tasty. A plethora of grass Pokemon are found here as they enjoy the tickling breeze and the bright sunshine. Bird and normal-types are also found here. Far to the north, a small rocky outcropping exists.
‡ Round 197 ‡
Zentillion and Harial shuffle off to the sidelines and begin cheering on their friend as he steps up to the plate. Letting out a shriek, Marauder succeeds in Intimidating his foe. Then, demonstrating his blistering speed, Marauder swoops toward Virizion. However, the Grassland Pokemon isn't exactly a Groudon, either: he shows off his impressive Agility by leaping clear over Marauder, deftly evading the attack.
Virizion then begins to spout a sharp and biting Taunt that cuts down Marauder's attempt at a Sand Attack before he can even flap a wing. Once again, Marauder dives toward Virizion swiftly and this time lands a hit, raking his talons across the Legendary Pokemon's back. Virizion's skin sudden grows rough and craggy like the edge of rocks as he hurls his body at your Staraptor. The bird lets out a dazed squawk.
How do you proceed?
> Issue commands
‡ Post-Round ‡
Acquisitions
n/a
Available
Great. He's being defense oriented.
Steel Wing~Air Cutter~Heat Wave
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Sunshine Fields
A large rolling plain that overlooks TPML, the grass is soft and the air tasty. A plethora of grass Pokemon are found here as they enjoy the tickling breeze and the bright sunshine. Bird and normal-types are also found here. Far to the north, a small rocky outcropping exists.
‡ Round 198 ‡
Virizion glistens and performs a combo strike, forming not one but two translucent barriers that hover before him. Marauder swoops in and lands a Steel Wing, but the Reflect filters out a hefty portion of the move's damage output. Marauder then flaps his wings hard and attacks with a razor of air but even as the move hits the Legendary Pokemon's critical weakness it's still filtered out by Virizion's Light Screen.
Squawking irritably, Marauder then flaps his wings hard and kicks up a blistering wind. Bracing himself, Virizion retaliates with a concentrated blast of Fighting-type energy. Marauder is promptly knocked out of the sky.
How do you proceed?
> Issue commands
‡ Post-Round ‡
Acquisitions
n/a
Available
Okay. Doing good Maraud. NowI need a Wing Attack, followed by a Brave Bird. End with another Heat wave.
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Sunshine Fields
A large rolling plain that overlooks TPML, the grass is soft and the air tasty. A plethora of grass Pokemon are found here as they enjoy the tickling breeze and the bright sunshine. Bird and normal-types are also found here. Far to the north, a small rocky outcropping exists.
‡ Round 199 ‡
Virizion bounds into the air and kicks his hooves together, creating four clones. Marauder swoops in and tries to annihilate Virizion with a graceful Wind Attack, but the move only manages to tear right through one of the illusory fighters. Feeling confident, Virizion unleashes an array of Hidden Power. Purple energy bursts against Marauder's plumage but has no effect. Your Staraptor then swoops in for a hard-hitting physical strike; overcoming the odds, he hits the real Virizion, causing the Legendary Pokemon to skid backwards through a patch of dandelions. Marauder suffers a little recoil in the process.
Without skipping a beat to mourn the loss of his clones, Virizion pulls himself up and leaps upon Marauder. Engaging in some Close Combat, he begins kicking and flailing with a series of random physical strike. Marauder manages to wrestle out from under Virizion's hold and kicks up another Heat Wave.
With that, Virizion's screens vanish.
How do you proceed?
> Issue commands
‡ Post-Round ‡
Acquisitions
n/a
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Right then. I did say I was gonna keep this small, so let's go with an Aerial Ace, then a Steel Wing, and then end with a Secret Power
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Sunshine Fields
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‡ Round 200 ‡
Wielding its Sacred Sword, Virizion stampedes toward Marauder and deals a prompt slice-and-dice attack. Using deft aerial prowess, Marauder lands a quick hit on Virizion that he promptly follows up with another Steel Wing. He begins to glow silver as his Defence takes a turn for the better. Virizion once again leaps upon your bird for a bit more close-quarters combat. Marauder tries to go in for a Secret Power, but a sudden Roar from Virizion intimidates your bird into deferring its attack.
How do you proceed?
> Issue commands
‡ Post-Round ‡
Acquisitions
n/a
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>.> . K, gonna make an attack here. Heat Wave around you, as you Roost. Then Brave Bird
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Sunshine Fields
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‡ Round 201 ‡
Virizion steps forward to attack, but Marauder eclipses himself in a searing Heat Wave. Singed by the blistering wind, Virizion leaps backward and changes his course of action. He begins leaping and prancing in circles, upping his offensive prowess. As this goes on, Marauder returns to the ground and begins to accumulate health. Virizion decides to follow suit, crouching down to the ground as he attempts to Rest.
As his opponent slumbers, Marauder barrels toward Virizion with a powerful physical strike. Virizion, meanwhile, begins to mutter in his sleep and rise to his feet like a charmed puppet. In an impressive display of Strength, he uses his horns to see Marauder halfway across the field. Even asleep, he's an impressive Pogey.
How do you proceed?
> Issue commands
‡ Post-Round ‡
Acquisitions
n/a
Available
>.> Damn. Gotta think. Air Cutter~Quick Attack~Secret Power
>.> You've done well in this Maraud, so please don't feel bad.
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Sunshine Fields
A large rolling plain that overlooks TPML, the grass is soft and the air tasty. A plethora of grass Pokemon are found here as they enjoy the tickling breeze and the bright sunshine. Bird and normal-types are also found here. Far to the north, a small rocky outcropping exists.
‡ Round 202 ‡
Virizion continues muttering in his sleep. This time, he waltzes right up to Marauder and wraps his mouth around his wing, draining health from his opponent. Taken aback by the bizarreness of having a slumbering pony-thing munching on his feathers, Marauder draws his wing back and flaps his wings hard, summoning another razor of air. It drives hard into Virizon and tosses him backwards.
Suddenly, Virizion wakes up. Marauder swoops in for a speedy Quick Attack as the Legendary Pokemon begins to glow white. He then throws his entire body forward into a Giga Impact, tossing your birdie skyward. As Marauder sets itself right from that attack and watches as Virizion recharges, he deals another Air Cutter. He lets out a weary chirp.
It becomes apparent that fatigue is starting to set in for both fighters.
How do you proceed?
> Issue commands
‡ Post-Round ‡
Acquisitions
n/a
Available
Got nothing left, huh. No prob. Just relax then. Anything you do might cause you to faint. Viriz, I doubt you wish to continue this battle with one of the others; as you're showing extreme fatigue as well.
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Sunshine Fields
A large rolling plain that overlooks TPML, the grass is soft and the air tasty. A plethora of grass Pokemon are found here as they enjoy the tickling breeze and the bright sunshine. Bird and normal-types are also found here. Far to the north, a small rocky outcropping exists.
‡ Round 203 ‡
Virizion inclines his head, his breathing laboured.
"It was an honour to spar with you, human," he says. "Your strategic skills are impressive. Marauder, you battle with exceptional grace and dexterity. I am humble enough to recognize the futility of carrying on this fight any further. Human, you have earned the privilege of accepting me into your squadron, just as I hope to have earned the privilege of joining you."
The Legendary Pokemon closes his eyes. He looks ready and content.
How do you proceed?
> You know what to do next
‡ Post-Round ‡
Acquisitions
n/a
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Well then. we have a whole world of adventcha awaiting us. Pokeball... Getsukaze! *Toss Ultra Ball*
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Sunshine Fields
A large rolling plain that overlooks TPML, the grass is soft and the air tasty. A plethora of grass Pokemon are found here as they enjoy the tickling breeze and the bright sunshine. Bird and normal-types are also found here. Far to the north, a small rocky outcropping exists.
‡ Round 204 ‡
With flawless execution, you pluck an Ultra Ball from your belt and whip it at Virizion. His body blazes with crimson light as he's sucked into the black and yellow ball's interior cavity.
And there it is...
Click.
How do you proceed?
> Retire
> Continue
‡ Post-Round ‡
Acquisitions
Available
Last edited by Oslo; 7th March 2012 at 07:17 PM.
I got a Mother loving Virizion. <.< Naa we still gotta lay some ground work.
Lets keep mov--wait. Release Viriz and Marau. They need to rest and get some energy back. So we'll make camp here.
I know where we have to head next..
[No worries Olso. This won't be too much longer. No more hard thinking on your part.]
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Sunshine Fields
A large rolling plain that overlooks TPML, the grass is soft and the air tasty. A plethora of grass Pokemon are found here as they enjoy the tickling breeze and the bright sunshine. Bird and normal-types are also found here. Far to the north, a small rocky outcropping exists.
‡ Round 205 ‡
You call out Virizion and make camp. After a couple of hours, your party is once again all rested up.
How do you proceed?
> Remain here
> Head out
‡ Post-Round ‡
Acquisitions
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Everyone healed up? Ok let's head to Ivy Lake
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Ivy Woods
A dense forest where a thick fog lingers. There are Grass and Bug types everywhere you turn. Look up and you'll find Flying types are enjoying the highest reaches of the trees.
‡ Round 206 ‡
You and your team amble off into the forest. After a few minutes of walking, it becomes entirely clear that you're not entirely clear where yonder lake is. You come upon a fork snaking off in any number of directions. A Bellossom watches from a patch of bracken in interest.
Meanwhile, nestled at the base of a tree you find... a Pokeball! Whoo!
How do you proceed?
> It's this-away!
> No, it's that-away!
> It's... um...
> Approach Bellossom
> Grab yonder Pokeball
‡ Post-Round ‡
Acquisitions
Available
Last edited by Oslo; 8th March 2012 at 07:00 PM.
Nope. Some other traveler will take said ball in a journey. Hrm. Let's go...thata-way!
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Ivy Woods
A dense forest where a thick fog lingers. There are Grass and Bug types everywhere you turn. Look up and you'll find Flying types are enjoying the highest reaches of the trees.
‡ Round 207 ‡
You take the that-away route. Glancing back at the Pokeball, you realize that it's looking at you.
Good thing you didn't grab it this time.
After a bit of a hike, you come upon a glassy lake in the middle of the woods. Looks like your navigation skills aren't too shabby. Even from fifteen feet away, you see numerous Pokemon swishing around beneath the calm and clear surface merrily. They seem pleased by the warmth of the coming spring.
How do you proceed?
> Approach the water
> Look around
> Keep going
‡ Post-Round ‡
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>.>...<.<...Make sure no one is watching us...and I'll walk to the edge of the lake. <.< >.>...
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Ivy Lake
A secluded lake in the middle of the forest, you'll find rare Dragons here, along with all the usual Water types. Rumour has it, that there's a cave hidden underwater...
‡ Round 208 ‡
You surreptitiously skulk up the water's edge. The Tympole and one of the Magikarps scarper, fearful of your presence. As they swim away, two heart-shaped fishies join the cluster of Pokemon. One is pink and the other is a festive shade of violet.
How do you proceed?
> Ooh, Water-types...
> Look around
> Keep going
‡ Post-Round ‡
Acquisitions
Available
we need to go straight up now![]()
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Ivy Lake
A secluded lake in the middle of the forest, you'll find rare Dragons here, along with all the usual Water types. Rumour has it, that there's a cave hidden underwater...
‡ Round 209 ‡
You hop aboard Marauder and fly straight up into the sky. A few Starlys and Rufflets are wafting about on the thermals.
The Starlys offer Marauder a friendly wave.
How do you proceed?
> Approach the birds
> Look around
> Return to the ground
‡ Post-Round ‡
Acquisitions
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Where the heck is it? Aaaah you know what; Throw a balll at a Rufflet!
(Os...just realized. Did you get the AI access point? How to reach my Pasture?)
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DARKESTLIGHT'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!
Ivy Lake
A secluded lake in the middle of the forest, you'll find rare Dragons here, along with all the usual Water types. Rumour has it, that there's a cave hidden underwater...
‡ Round 210 ‡
You throw a ball at the flock of birds. They immediately scatter, but one isn't quite quick enough to escape. The Ultra Ball sucks one of the birds into its cavity and, as it wiggles, it begins plummeting to the lake below.
How do you proceed?
> Stop it from falling in the lake!
‡ Post-Round ‡
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Dive down and catch the ball?
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Ivy Lake
A secluded lake in the middle of the forest, you'll find rare Dragons here, along with all the usual Water types. Rumour has it, that there's a cave hidden underwater...
‡ Round 211 ‡
You enter a wild dive, swooping toward the ball. Looks like all that Quidditch training one can only assume you do in your free time has paid off: your fingers surround the ball at the last second, preventing its plummet into the lake. It clicks in your palm. Huzzah.
Suddenly, you spy something floating in the lake. You squint and see you reflection rippling in the water. There appears to be something in the sky behind you. Something... big? And moving?
How do you proceed?
> Check it out
> Head elsewhere
‡ Post-Round ‡
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There's my pretty pretty secret. Up Maraud. Recall everyone, we gotta return home real fast....
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Pasture Zone
Angel Island
‡ Round 212 ‡
Beating his powerful wings, Marauder takes you way up over the lake and the woods and the rest of the Safari Zone. The clouds part, allowing you to view Angel Island in all its glory. The island hovers in the sky, moving quickly over the Zone. As you approach, you feel almost like a piece of luggage being scanned at an airport. Though you're not entirely sure what's happening, you appear to have met the Island's requirements. It allows you to draw near.
After a bit more flying Marauder touches down on the lush, leafy terrain of Angel Island Zone. You don't see anyone or anything.
How do you proceed?
> Look around
> Leave
‡ Post-Round ‡
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>.> <.< Yay! No ones here!
I'm...gonna dash left.
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