GYM BATTLE!
DARTH COOKIEMONSTER V. DOGFISH44
ROUND 1
The tables have been set and the entree's about to be served as both challenger and challenged enter the Improbability Vortex. The two trainers stare one another down, ignoring the sheer incredibleness of the arena around them. Gym Leader Dogfish, in his premier gym battle, calls forth his first pokémon: a gluttonous puddle of a swalot aptly named Homer J. Simpson. Seeing his first opponent, Darth pulls out an applicable counter -- a junior mime named Schmilly.
Schmilly lifts up his arms, not in prayer, but in protection, calling forth a barrier to wrap around his frame [ -5PP Schmilly ]. But alas!, somethng meniacal happens. Somehow, the barrier wraps around Simpson instead. The swalot smirks a wild smirk as Schmilly groans angrily [ -7PP, Simpson Safeguarded ].
Schmilly doesn't let the act of theft bother him so much, but instead retalliates by... dancing around marvelously? The junior mime twirls around for a few seconds before falling over, seducing Simpson in wonderment [ -3PP Schmilly ]. Simpson stares in awe before clapping his hands, praising the young mime and goading him into continuation [ -3PP Simpson / Schmilly Encored ].
Schmilly blushes at the approval of his opponent before forgetting his orders and getting lost in the act of dancing yet again [ -3PP Schmilly ]. Simpson continues to be mesmerized by the display before snapping back into reality. The puddle of poison hobbles over to the still-dancing mime and grabs onto his shoulders before slamming his frail body to the floor. Schmilly's high vitality increases the damage from the attack [ -11HP Schmilly / -8PP Simpson ].