Let's be honest. If the "green" groups can convince politicians to outlaw analog TVs and lightbulbs that don't cause migraines, they totally own the government. Nuclear winter could envelop the planet and they'd still form a human circle around Alaska singing Kumbaya. Because it's not about helping humans, animals, plants, or anything else; it's about sticking it to "the man."
Excuse the cynical pessimism. Which I sincerely hope isn't actually realism.
EDIT: None of those poll options really apply to me. Now, if you had an option that said "free"...
*is fed up with hysterical environmentalists*