No. Chris ate it.
Thank you for your business.![]()
Urm, should my egg have hatched by now? *looks bemused*
this is hell
we have a little something called integrity
Weasel Overlord says:
spanner cock?
No. Chris ate it.
Thank you for your business.![]()
*strolls in* Well I haven't been here in a while. But still, I'd like a Diapea Egg please! *hands point with much decorum*
Whoot.
*Dad talking about his filling.*
PL: Did it fall out?
Dad: Yeah! ****in' thing only lasted two days.
PL: Huh.
Dad. I can stick my tongue down in my hole--
He just stops.
...
*hilarity ensues*
Mom: We're one warped family.
*through hiccups*
PL: I didn't know you were that flexible!
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Weasel Overlord:
Congratulations! Your egg has hatched into a:
Female Craniados
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Whee! *yoinks little dino* Ta Chris!
this is hell
we have a little something called integrity
Weasel Overlord says:
spanner cock?
Ello! Can I have my Poké now please? I'll give you a cherry!
Whoot.
*Dad talking about his filling.*
PL: Did it fall out?
Dad: Yeah! ****in' thing only lasted two days.
PL: Huh.
Dad. I can stick my tongue down in my hole--
He just stops.
...
*hilarity ensues*
Mom: We're one warped family.
*through hiccups*
PL: I didn't know you were that flexible!
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River:
Congratulations! Your egg has hatched into a:
Male Munchlax
Hope you enjoy it!
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Lol! How come I always get the weird buggers? (Deoxys' movie) Thanks!
Whoot.
*Dad talking about his filling.*
PL: Did it fall out?
Dad: Yeah! ****in' thing only lasted two days.
PL: Huh.
Dad. I can stick my tongue down in my hole--
He just stops.
...
*hilarity ensues*
Mom: We're one warped family.
*through hiccups*
PL: I didn't know you were that flexible!
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I would like to purchase two Diapea eggs please! ^_^ Thankee-saiiiiii *runs off to Muse*
this is hell
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Weasel Overlord says:
spanner cock?
Ok both will hatch on the 19th![]()
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I'd like to buy a wonder egg and a diapea egg, please.
Avatar made by Jade Dragonair. Thanks very much, JD!
Ok check back on the 21st!
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Weas: One has hatched into a female Pachirisu and the other has hatched into a male Shieldon![]()
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Negrek:
Congratulations! Your Diapea Egg has hatched into a:
Finneon
&
Negrek:
Congratulations! Your Wonder Egg has hatched into a:
Rhyhorn
Whoop.
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Aren't those a day early, Chris? Hehehe. Not that I'm complaining, like, since YAY RHYHORN!![]()
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Oh eya I forgot to mention I'm going to 3 parties in 3 days and thus can't be around to announce them on the right day -_-;;
Anyway
SUMMER! Whoop!
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Ok check back in 3 days.
NOTICE
This was in the ASB News but the promotion at the moment is:
If you buy two eggs, you get a third for free. You can choose any egg there is. This promotion is limited!
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Ello! I would like to purchase one Wonder Egg, one Diapea Egg and for the freebie can I have a Salaman Egg please? I have recently noticed, I don't have a Fire type, lol.
Bankageness
Whoot.
*Dad talking about his filling.*
PL: Did it fall out?
Dad: Yeah! ****in' thing only lasted two days.
PL: Huh.
Dad. I can stick my tongue down in my hole--
He just stops.
...
*hilarity ensues*
Mom: We're one warped family.
*through hiccups*
PL: I didn't know you were that flexible!
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Amy:
Congratulations! Your Diapea Egg has hatched into a:
Shinx
&
Amy:
Congratulations! Your Plain Egg has hatched into a:
Happiny
Amy:
Congratulations! Your Diapea has hatched into a:
Turtwig
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Um, I do believe the Eggs should be hatched? Lol. ^^'
Whoot.
*Dad talking about his filling.*
PL: Did it fall out?
Dad: Yeah! ****in' thing only lasted two days.
PL: Huh.
Dad. I can stick my tongue down in my hole--
He just stops.
...
*hilarity ensues*
Mom: We're one warped family.
*through hiccups*
PL: I didn't know you were that flexible!
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Winner of 2009 Golden Pen for Most Original Fiction
PSN: River_in_Time
XBOX tag: DameSquishdalot
River:
Congratulations! Your Wonder Egg has hatched into a:
Abra
&
River:
Congratulations! Your Diapea has hatched into a:
Starly
&
River:
Congratulations! Your Salaman has hatched into a:
Torkoal
Last edited by Chris 2.1; 30th June 2007 at 09:37 AM.
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*bows* Many thanks, but I believe there was a Salaman Egg as well?
Whoot.
*Dad talking about his filling.*
PL: Did it fall out?
Dad: Yeah! ****in' thing only lasted two days.
PL: Huh.
Dad. I can stick my tongue down in my hole--
He just stops.
...
*hilarity ensues*
Mom: We're one warped family.
*through hiccups*
PL: I didn't know you were that flexible!
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Winner of 2009 Golden Pen for Most Original Fiction
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Edited :p
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Thanks, heh. The irony, I give away my Camerupt and get a Torkoal *lols*.
Whoot.
*Dad talking about his filling.*
PL: Did it fall out?
Dad: Yeah! ****in' thing only lasted two days.
PL: Huh.
Dad. I can stick my tongue down in my hole--
He just stops.
...
*hilarity ensues*
Mom: We're one warped family.
*through hiccups*
PL: I didn't know you were that flexible!
Winner of five Awards in RPG, including Best Writer.
Winner of 2009 Golden Pen for Most Original Fiction
PSN: River_in_Time
XBOX tag: DameSquishdalot
(rings little bell on desk)
DING!
Hehe...
DING! DING!
Hehehehehe......
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(bell gets stolen by a VERY angry Egg Center manager)
Um... Can I have a Redgre Egg and a Golsil Egg, please? And for the promotion, a Trinity Egg...?
(hands over 2 points)
...O...K thanksbye!
(runs like Hell)
Yes, I'd like two Salman Eggs and with the special for July, I would like a THIRD!!!! Over easy, no tomatoes, lots of potatos!
Bankage
~Mew Master
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Hey! Egg guy!
(rings bell; gets joy buzzer-shocked by it and blown across the room)
Oooooooogh....
(gets up, charred black; coughs up soot)
Can... I have my Eggs now, please...?
(collapses)
Sorry for the wait - I've been on holiday and I'm guessing TBA and Becca are busy.
Blademaster:
Congratulations!
Your Redgre Egg has hatched into a:
Grimer
&
Blademaster:
Congratulations!
Your Golsil Egg has hatched into a:
Togepi
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Blademaster:
Congratulations!
Your Trinity Egg has hatched into a:
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I too should have eggs that have hatched... <-<
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Mew Master:
Congratulations!
Your Salaman Egg has hatched into a:
Male Chimchar
&
Mew Master:
Congratulations!
Your Salaman Egg has hatched into a:
Female Larvitar
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Mew Master:
Congratulations!
Your Salaman Egg has hatched into a:
Female Houndour
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BONUS! Thanks Chris! *runs off to Summer Solstace Tree*
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Before you go: Larvitar cannot hatch from a Salaman egg; that was a mistake on my part. That egg is actually a female Bagon. So sorry for the confusion.
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*screeeeeeeeech* I was just about to address that... *runs off in the other direction*
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I humbly request two more Salman Eggs
Bankage
Thanks *warms up frying pan*
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You need to wait a weekCome back on July 16th!
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Crud... *takes back points*
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I would like one of those Shiney new Diapea eggs...or whatever the heck you call em.
The one with the new things in them!
I figure i should expand my coolection but dont really know what with.
*Hands over a point*
Afterworld ~ Chapter 2 | Blood Bowl ~ Chapter 3
If nothing else works, a total pig-headed unwillingness to look facts in the face will see us through.
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I'd like two mineral eggs and a bonus Salaman egg. Thanks.
Ok guys come back on the 15th!
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