I dont like maths or science and i REALLY DONT LIKE MY SCIENCE TEACHER AT ALL. So I wrote these when i was sent outside and when i was bored.

Bored:

I am bored yes I am
I like pie and not ham
Give me money and Ill buy you some jam
Cuz I am bored and yes I am

Maths:

Maths
What is it good for
You can buy a calculator instead of maths
Who needs to know how to work it out in our head
I'd rather be outside instead.

My Science Teacher Hates Me:

My science teacher hates me
I relaly dont know why
My nose is froze and my toes are froze
He sent me to stand outside
Its very cold and wet
I think I might get ill
I hope I dont start to cough
I'll sue him, I will
Its actually kind of lonley
I wish I didn't have to stay
My science teacher hates me
I wish he'd go away.

Dandruff Dictator:

Somebody let me out
I'm hungry and tired and I wanna go home
Far away from all this mess and this dictator with dandruff
Its a mountain of white fluff and its gross
I dont like science but I did before
I always get the door slammed in my face
He says I'm a disgrace
Science one should be science 20
he hates our guts we hate his plenty
I'm so bored, bored I am
This science lesson is just like maths
And he's yelling a lot on top of it all
He thinks theres more brains than we've really got
He waves his fingers and raises his voice
Please shut up we dont want your noise
We dont want to listen
We dont want to pitch in
You're freaking boring take the hint
We dont want you to go on, admit it
You hate us and we hate you
Our science teacher blabs on and on
If he turns around, we'll be gone

~Mist