UH-UH ~ UH -UH NO YOU DIDN'T! ::Rolls eyes and checks::
>> Yes..yes it did...::Fixes::![]()
Double Battle
===Rules===
2 on 2 Match
DQ-1 week
Disallowed moves: Rest, Substitute, Perish Song, Destiny Bond, any direct status inflictors. (Toxic and Thunder Wave are not allowed, Body Slam is okay.) Direct healers are allowed, but each pokemon may only use one. (This only applies to direct healing moves like Recover. Indirect healers like Drain Punch may be used as often as you like.)
Arena: Indigo, Base field
===Battlers===
Dark Sage X X
Croagunk M, Victor
100/91
..Is that it?
Vacumn Wave~Mud Bomb~Poison Jab
Sub: EQ if Dig~Pursuit
VS
Blademaster X X
Ukkiki, M Chimchar
100/100
ooh ooh AHH AHH AHH!
Encore~Aerial Ace~Heat Wave
===Round 8===
Alright. A real match now. With a flaming buttmonkey! Ukkiki has entered the round! Victor spies his new competition, and shrugs, lurching over slowly...
at least..thats what it looked like. All of a sudden, the distance between him and Ukikki disappeared, a Vacumn of energy surging toward Victor, Ukkiki was stunned as he was struck upon his chin, but that was alright. Ukkiki began to clap at such a marvelous attack. Victor nodded at the approval, unknowingly being Encored into his current attack.
Victor: -3E Encored==///== Ukkiki: -2E/-3H
Ukkiki just stood there, as the disappearing effect took him over and he was rapped again on his jaw by Victor. But Victor didn't wanna do that. He pondered his dilemma as Ukkiki jumped on his head, and slashes downward. The Aerial maneuver displAced Victor, as he fell backwards.
Victor: -3E/-8H ==///== Ukkiki: -5E/-3H
Shaking his head, Victor tried for his third attack, and this time felt the right nerves move. In a funny fashion, Ukkiki was rushed upon again. Only this time, the little flame monkey was smothered in Poison, with another -harder-rap to his jaw. Unappreciative of this, Ukkiki ran up to Victor and stuck his butt up in his face. The area suddenly intensified in Heat, leaving Victor incredibly angry and dry. The Heat Fart Wave needed to end, now!
Ukkiki coughed though. Yeah he got ze poison!
Victor: -6E/-11H* ==///== Ukkiki: -9E/-9H
Hack hack (2%)
===Stats===
Dark Sage X X
Croagunk M, Victor
81/79
Reeally not liking that Monkey
VS
Blademaster X X
Ukikki, M Chimchar
83/84
Hehehe, tricksy monkey.
Psn 2%/rd
Blade
*See, this is one of those issues about Abilities. With Dry Skin, Croagunk is weak to Fire. With Anticipation, he isint. So I nullified the Fire weakness for the sake of argument.
Last edited by DarkestLight; 20th December 2007 at 06:24 PM.
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Double Team, Shadow Claw, Blaze Kick
If Rain Dance is used, replace Blaze Kick with Thunderpunch.
Huh? Croagunk can't even use Rain Dance.
Victor, first use Earthquake. That should get rid of its clones.
When it comes at you with Shadow Claw, use Me First.
Then, use Mud Bomb.
Huh? Yes it can.
http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-dp/453.shtml
OHHHHHH SNAP!
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Double Battle
===Rules===
2 on 2 Match
DQ-1 week
Disallowed moves: Rest, Substitute, Perish Song, Destiny Bond, any direct status inflictors. (Toxic and Thunder Wave are not allowed, Body Slam is okay.) Direct healers are allowed, but each pokemon may only use one. (This only applies to direct healing moves like Recover. Indirect healers like Drain Punch may be used as often as you like.)
Arena: Indigo, Base field
===Battlers===
Dark Sage X X
Croagunk M, Victor
81/79
Reeally not liking that Monkey
Earthquake~Me First~Mud Bomb
VS
Blademaster X X
Ukikki, M Chimchar
83/84
Hehehe, tricksy monkey.
Psn 2%/rd
Double Team~Shadow Claw~Blaze Kick
Sub: Tpunch if RD
===Round 9===
Victor stands tall, fists high in the sky. Ukkiki dosen't care, challenging fate as he uses his speed to shift into 5 identical forms. With every form advancing upon him, Victor slams both fists down in rage, causing a Quake that tosses the entourage about, zapping them from reality.
No, Ukkiki dosen't approve of this at all.
Victor: -9E ==///== Ukkiki: -4E/-19H
Well, not appreciative of that, Ukikki began to charge up ethereal energies of the ghostly type. Victor spotted this, and tried to anticipate the action. But unfortunately, since this was the second action in the timetable, he was unable to complete Me First!
However, Ukkiki ran through Victor with his attack. Victor cried out, holding his chest in pain.
Victor: -8H ==///== Ukkiki: -7E
Pissed that attack failed, Victor lunged for Ukkiki. The monkey flipped backwards, feet searing with flame. The Blazing backflip Kick flung Victor Back, and he rubbed his chin in discomfort. Grabbing onto the ground in retaliation, a sizeable series of Mud balls were swiftly made, and flung-Bomb style onto Ukkiki. The monkey fell backwards, pained by the dirty hit.
To make matters worse, that stuff got in his eyes!
Victor: -6E/-8H ==///== Ukkiki: -7E/-14H Acc -1
Hack hack (2%)
===Stats===
Dark Sage X X
Croagunk M, Victor
65/64
Take that simian!
VS
Blademaster X X
Ukikki, M Chimchar
48/66
Dirt sucks..
Psn 2%/rd
Acc -1
DS
*Me First works on the first action only. That and I'm pretty sure a fire monkey is faster than a toxic frog.
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Okay, Victor, I want you to use Pursuit three times.
If he tries to use Protect, switch to Feint.
Torment Vic so his second move is void, and then as soon as his Pursuit ends, use Overheat - that way you're guaranteed to at least do some peripheral damage. Finish by Countering the last Pursuit.
Move: Torment, Overheat, Counter
Double Battle
===Rules===
2 on 2 Match
DQ-1 week
Disallowed moves: Rest, Substitute, Perish Song, Destiny Bond, any direct status inflictors. (Toxic and Thunder Wave are not allowed, Body Slam is okay.) Direct healers are allowed, but each pokemon may only use one. (This only applies to direct healing moves like Recover. Indirect healers like Drain Punch may be used as often as you like.)
Arena: Indigo, Base field
===Battlers===
===Stats===
Dark Sage X X
Croagunk M, Victor
65/64
Take that simian!
Pursuit x 3
Sub: Feint if Protect
VS
Blademaster X X
Ukikki, M Chimchar
48/66
Dirt sucks..
Psn 2%/rd
Acc -1
Torment~Overheat~Counter
===Round 10===
The end draws near for this battle, as Ukkiki and Victor square off. Ukkiki begins to back away however, Victor puffs his cheeks out and starts forward. Suddenly, he's over Ukkiki, but the monkey was ready, and sprints. A smile encroaches over Victor's maw, and he chases at a previously unattainable speed.
Ukkiki dashes across the turf, Victor landing punches to the left and right of the simian. Ukkiki makes a sharp series of rights and lefts. The Pursuit was on! However, Victor' smile faded, as Ukkiki began to emit black waves for a moment. He decided that the chase ends now, and uppercutted the monkey so he landed on his back. Though the chase was fun, Victor didn't like the fact that Ukkiki evaded him for so long. That was slightly Tormenting.
Victor: -4E Tormented 3 actions ==///== Ukkiki: -4E/-3H
Clling upon those energies again, Victor jumped in order to gain that cool air dash he got from using Pursuit. However, as he watched Ukkiki run around him in a large circle-building up alot of energy... Victor realized he was going nowhere! Unsure WHY he couldn't move, a glance was given to the evil little simian. Ukkiki covered land really quick, and landed on Victor's head, -expunging the energy it was building up in a superflourous blast of Overheated plasmatic waves. Victor fell down, stretched out.
Ukkiki walked away all wobbly, that took alot out of him.
Victor didn't escape unscathed, as his back was burned.
Victor: -16H X_@ Brn 3%/rd ==///== Ukkiki: -12E/ -2 Sp Atk
Ukkiki and Victor both seemed to need a moment. Victor though, began his glow once again, and was up in a surge. Ukkiki didn't even move though, even as the flurry of punches rattled his body. Victor ended with a double fisted slam to Ukkiki's chest-or well, he would have. The little monkey quickly scuffled with the last hit, flipping on the hands and forcing them down with his bodies weight. Victor tilted forward as Ukkiki scampered over his hands and performing a mini-axe kick that snapped Victor's head up and down. Pretty sick Counter.
Victor: -4E/-6H ==///== Ukkiki: -6H/-3H
Hack hack (2%)
===Stats===
Dark Sage X X
Croagunk M, Victor
40/56
...Ow?
Brn 3%/rd Torment: 1 action
VS
Blademaster X X
Ukikki, M Chimchar
40/44
Feels drained
Psn 2%/rd
Acc -1 Sp Atk -2
Blade
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Use Fake Out, then Nasty Plot while it's distracted to get your power back up. Then try a Thunderpunch.
If a Ground attack is used, use Counter. If Revenge is used after Counter, Protect against it.
Move: Fake Out, Nasty Plot, Thunderpunch
Sub: Counter (as needed), Protect (as needed)
Okay, Victor, listen.
Sucker Punch always strikes first, so use it as he tries to use Fake Out.
If you are able, use Mud Bomb for your second move. That's a Special Attack, so he can't Counter that. If you aren't able due to the Fake Out, don't do anything.
Then, use Focus Blast.
Double Battle
===Rules===
2 on 2 Match
DQ-1 week
Disallowed moves: Rest, Substitute, Perish Song, Destiny Bond, any direct status inflictors. (Toxic and Thunder Wave are not allowed, Body Slam is okay.) Direct healers are allowed, but each pokemon may only use one. (This only applies to direct healing moves like Recover. Indirect healers like Drain Punch may be used as often as you like.)
Arena: Indigo, Base field
===Battlers===
===Stats===
Dark Sage X X
Croagunk M, Victor
40/56
...Ow?
Brn 3%/rd Torment: 1 action
Sucker Punch~Mud Bomb~Focus Blast
VS
Blademaster X X
Ukikki, M Chimchar
40/44
Feels drained
Psn 2%/rd
Acc -1 Sp Atk -2
Fake Out~Nasty Plot~Thunderpunch
===Round 11===
A strange turn of events here!
Victor and Ukkiki's dance continued, with Ukkiki dashing in to kick Victor in the ankle. But a swifter backhanded Punch caught Ukkiki off guard, deftly ending the Fake Out attempt.
Victor: -6E ==///== Ukkiki: -3E/-7H
Wincing from his burn, Victor stretched his back. He needed to in order to adeptly grab and hold a slew of Mud above his head. Noting the ground being lifted, Ukkiki stood ready-a thin amber halo barely seen around him.
That sucked for the firebutt monkey-as the pellets splattered all over his body, slaying Ukkiki like Scarface xD. Unable to Counter, Ukkiki fell over, pride hurt worse than his body.
Victor: -7E ==///== Ukkiki: -6E/-14H
Victor grunted, feeling the momentum shift in his favor. Feeling desperate, Ukkiki let his fists glow yellow as he dove atop the frog. Victora allowed the monkey to lunge atop of him, his cheeks expanded at that moment. As Vic blocked with his fists, Ukkiki let him have it with a thick Thunderpunch to the gut. Victor ribbited, but the expanse of energy that followed sent Ukkiki to be the 8th monkey in space.
Victor released the Focus blast from his mouth, expunged by Ukikki's attack. Pretty crafty for a frog :O. Ukkiki landed on his back, and he might've be out....
Victor: -13E/-7H ==///== Ukkiki: -6H/-17H
Hack hack (2%)..ulp, there he goes. Ohh...nope, that took him out. WOW!
Vic still looks pretty uncomfortable-but it dosent matter! He's a SURVIVA!!
===Stats===
Dark Sage X X
Croagunk M, Victor
30/30
ribbit ribbit!
Brn 3%/rd
VS
Blademaster X X
Ukikki, M Chimchar
0/29
Feels drained
Psn 2%/rd
Acc -1 Sp Atk -2
Dark Sage is the winner!
Points are
Dark Sage gets 4 points
Blade gets 2 points
DL gets 4 points (Woot woot!)
Thanks for playing, and ...hahahaha @ buttmonkeys. They just make me laugh. Later you two and play nice
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