I chalange Darth! [Ref - Oslo] (Also needs HECKLERS)

[DarkestLight]

:BERATORMAN APPEARS::

KNAVE! Take this Creamy delight for your mischevious ways! *Pie of Cream at Rage's Buttseams!*

[Oslo]

TEAM AYEUN
versus
TEAM DCM

Location: Circus Tent
Rules: Rest, Pain Split, Ghost-type Curse and Perish Song are banned; hecklers may throw pies at the battlers
Abilities: Active
DQ Time: One week



‡ Pre-Round ‡


TEAM HECKLERS


‡ Round 17 ‡

DL springs into action, whipping a cream pie at Rage. Orpheus snickers as ice crystals begin to form around the Steelix; however, the bright sunlight eradicates the ice as it materializes, leaving Rage entirely mobile. Orpheus crosses his arms in a huff. It’s just not fair!

Rage: <-6 HP>
Orpheus: <…>

Putting that fiery fist of his to good use once again, Orpheus attacks his foe in the tail with one spicy Fire Punch. Rage wails, thrashing uncontrollably which gives the audience members, hecklers and this referee a little cause to panic. However, rather than crushing the lot of us into minestrone soup, Rage directs his anger toward Orpheus and brings his jaw slamming down upon the Gengar. When Rage rises, Orpheus is flattened like a pancake.

Rage: <-16 HP; -6 EP>
Orpheus: <-14 HP; -6 EP>

Orpheus pops backs up and marches toward that Steelix with hopes of exacting a little vengeance. He clobbers Rage with an Ice Punch. This time around, Rage opts not to attack his foe and instead sprays several pointed rocks in key places around the field. Those babies look painful.

Rage: <-8 HP; -4 EP>
Orpheus: <-6 EP>

Time for another Fire Punch! Once again, Orpheus attacks the big ol’ snake with a fiery punch to the tail. This time around, it leaves a rather painful welt. Rage growls. Uh-oh, someone’s not too keen on Burns. Ready to knock Orpheus out of the match, he slams his jaw upon the Gengar once again before laughing victoriously.

However, when he straights, Rage peers down and realizes Orpheus is still truckin’. The Gengar straightens and blows Rage a raspberry. The Steelix’s eyes widen. How the hell is the bugger not dead?

Rage: <-16 HP; -6 EP; Brn>
Orpheus: <-14 HP; -6 EP>

Rage's lets out some choice expletives as Burn flares up for some minor damage <-3 HP>, which causes Orpheus to burst with laughter.



‡ Post-Round ‡

Notes:

> *never wants to hear DL talk about creamy delight being directed unwillingly at someone's "buttseams" again*
> Sunny Day will remain in effect for one more round
> Unless overcome, DCM's side of the field will remain under the effects of Stealth Rock for the remainder of the battle
> TEAM AYEUN to release and command next

[DarkestLight]

What about willingly? XD

[Oslo]

Well, in that case, pies away!

[Ayeun]

Resume those heavy slams. With that - speed, I doubt Orpheus will hit you...

[Oslo]

Actually, even with -1 Speed, Orpheus is still much faster.

The More You Know!

[Darth CookieMonster]

Two Words... One attack.

Desitiny Bond.

[chaos_redefined]

I want DCM to waste his move.

Cream Pie at Rage. Put him to sleep.

[Oslo]

TEAM AYEUN
versus
TEAM DCM

Location: Circus Tent
Rules: Rest, Pain Split, Ghost-type Curse and Perish Song are banned; hecklers may throw pies at the battlers
Abilities: Active
DQ Time: One week



‡ Pre-Round ‡


TEAM HECKLERS


‡ Round 18 ‡

Chaos, now the heckler du jour, tosses a cream pie at Rage. Once again, ice crystals materialize but are quickly wiped away by the blazing sun. Not that the pie doesn’t still sting, of course.

Rage: <-6 HP>
Orpheus: <…>

Orpheus knows when to quit. Snickering, he plans to go down in a blaze of glory not unlike his Spiritomb friend. He creates a dark, amorphous shape that slips over Rage’s entire body, coating his body in shadows. As Rage brings his head slamming down upon Orpheus, the last thing he hears is the Gengar’s uproarious laughter.

Joke’s on you, Rage. The Steelix slumps over, too.

Rage: <-8 HP; -6 EP>
Orpheus: <-1 HP; -10 EP>



‡ Post-Round ‡

Notes:

> Your Gengar is a beast, DCM... it hit Ayeun's Pogeys for 185 HP total
> TEAM DCM to release next
> TEAM AYEUN to release after
> TEAM DCM to command after that!

[Darth CookieMonster]

I choose ROM, my Porygon-Z, Ability@Adaptability

[Ayeun]

Female Monferno with Blaze.

[Darth CookieMonster]

Psychic - Aerial Ace - Zen Headbutt

Magic Coat any status moves it throws at you. If it uses Double Team, then use Shock Wave.

[Ayeun]

Fake out ~ Flamethrower ~ Focus blast

[DarkestLight]

OOOh YES Here's some fuel for that assfire! ::Bluberry pie @ Monferno::

[Oslo]

TEAM AYEUN
versus
TEAM DCM

Location: Circus Tent
Rules: Rest, Pain Split, Ghost-type Curse and Perish Song are banned; hecklers may throw pies at the battlers
Abilities: Active
DQ Time: One week



‡ Pre-Round ‡


TEAM HECKLERS


‡ Round 19 ‡

Once again, our two battlers are forced to return their fallen Pokemon in unison and make new selections. DCM goes with a borked-out digital duckie who is released upon a bed of jagged rocks while Ayeun counters with a flame-tailed orangutan. Good luck to you both!

Before the challengers can issue their moves, DL hurls a nice blueberry pie at Monferno, who fortunately does not succumb to Paralysis. The monkey breathes a sigh of relief.

Monferno: <-10 HP>
ROM: <-5 HP from SR>

Wiping blue gunk out of his fur, Monferno shrieks and begins stamping on the ground in annoyance. Quick as can be, the monkey bounces over to ROM and whips his tail in the Porygon-Z’s face. ROM stumbles back in blinks, its circuits temporarily shot.

Monferno: <-2 EP>
ROM: <-4 HP; Fln>

Once ROM is back online, it activates “C: \My Documents\Attacks\Gen_V\TMHM\Aerial_Ace” and executes. It bounds into the air and performs a wicked flip before landing behind Monferno. With a rapid spin, it slams one of its tapered blue arms into the Pokemonkey. Monferno growls and issues a super-hot Flamethrower in response. ROM lets out a familiar series of chirps and does its very best to up its fan speed, pronto.

Monferno: <-9 HP; -8 EP>
ROM: <-12 HP; -4 EP>

This time around, ROM calls up “C: \My Documents\Attacks\Gen_IV\Tutor\Zen_Headbutt” which causes its head to glow pink. It rockets its whole body toward Monferno, who takes the hit in the gut and falls on his bottom. Rubbing his belly, Monferno pulls himself up as his eyes glow a brilliant yellow. Uh-oh. Suddenly, the Playful Pokemon unleashes a pulsating blast of light. The attack is excruciating for poor ROM who is launched into the audience. Some random person catches him and then his head starts rotating at top speed. Yeah, he’s fried.

Monferno: <-12 HP; -10 EP>
ROM: <-20 HP; -6 EP>



‡ Post-Round ‡

Notes:

> TEAM AYEUN to command next

[Ayeun]

Mach punch ~ Focus blast ~ Close combat.

If you catch it with its pants down, sub: Focus punch.

If it uses Reflect/Lightscreen, sub: Brickbreak + Close combat

[Darth CookieMonster]

Conversion2 - Psychic x2

[Oslo]

I think this time I'm going to wait until four hecklers have heckled before posting the next round. Yes, four. It's not much of a pie-throwing contest with so little pie.

EDIT: And by four, I mean at least four... I'd love to see waaay more than that.

[DarkestLight]

::Frisbee Apple Pie @ PorygonZ:: Hammer PIE for the COMPAQ BOT!

[chaos_redefined]

It's a Dalek wannabe! *throws a Blueberry Pie*

[Blademaster]

WHITE WHALE HOLY GRAIL!

Apple pie @ the ugly mammal. Or her Monferno. Whatever it hits, it hits.

[nsmbwii]

Numbah 4 coming up. Cream pie at the electronic duck! (ROM)

[Dogfish44]

BLueberry Pie @ ROM

Stinking Floppy Disk for a brain (I bet Data could beat it 1 on 1)

[Darth CookieMonster]

Wanna make it happen? Sounds fun to me. And im challenging u next for gymness DF jus sayin. then blade. then ayeun.

[Oslo]

TEAM AYEUN
versus
TEAM DCM

Location: Circus Tent
Rules: Rest, Pain Split, Ghost-type Curse and Perish Song are banned; hecklers may throw pies at the battlers
Abilities: Active
DQ Time: One week



‡ Pre-Round ‡


TEAM HECKLERS


‡ Round 20 ‡

This time around, pies aplenty fill the air as five hecklers unleash sugary death upon our two battlers. As the pies pile atop our foes, poor ROM finds himself on the receiving end of a nasty bout of Paralysis.

Monferno: <-5 HP>
ROM: <-31 HP; Par>

Monferno begins with a super-speedy physical strike. He darts toward ROM who had only just drifted back onto the field and clobbers him with a punch, sending the Poygon-Z’s head spinning once more. Suddenly, ROM closes his eyes and activates some kind of latent defence mechanism. A purple glow shimmers across its body for a moment before vanishing. ROM chirps in delight. What gives?

Monferno: <-2 EP>
ROM: <-8 HP; -4 EP; Poison-type>

Oblivious to the true nature of ROM’s transformation, Monferno decides to go for broke with a second Focus Blast. This time, however, the attack doesn’t manage to rocket Porygon-Z into the crowd; in fact, the digital duckie only shuffles back a couple of feet. Its humour circuits are going like mad at the moment as it giggles gleefully. Suddenly, a red glow surrounds its body as it hoists Monferno way up to the top of the tent before letting go. The fiery simian plummets to the ground below with a terrible thud.

Monferno: <-14 HP; -10 EP>
ROM: <-8 HP; -7 EP>

Evidently, Monferno still doesn’t get it. Abandoning any hope for defence, Monferno leaps upon ROM and delivers a series of physical blows. Suddenly, the Pokemonkey flies up into the air before colliding with the ground. This happens again. And again. And again. His Special Defence, without warning, takes another dip. ROM bounces in synthetic glee for having avoided getting shut down by Paralysis this round.

Monferno: <-14 HP; -10 EP; -1 Def; -2 SpD>
ROM: <-8 HP; -7 EP>



‡ Post-Round ‡

Notes:

> TEAM DCM to command next

[chaos_redefined]

Wanna see Oslo ref a round that finishes with the pre-round pie-throwing? Try this out for size!

*Throws Blueberry Pie at ROM*

[DarkestLight]

o.O Lmao. Word :;Flings an Apple Pie at Monferno:: NO BANANAS FOR YOU, UGLY ASS MONKEY. If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I can see why yo parents dropped you. GAWD DAMN YOU UGLY.

[Oslo]

TEAM AYEUN
versus
TEAM DCM

Location: Circus Tent
Rules: Rest, Pain Split, Ghost-type Curse and Perish Song are banned; hecklers may throw pies at the battlers
Abilities: Active
DQ Time: One week



‡ Pre-Round ‡

TEAM HECKLERS


‡ Round 21 ‡

Looks like it's Round 11 all over again. Chaos and DL whip their pies at their targets, bringing ROM out of the match once and for all. It lets out a dying chirp. Yeah, send this one to the scrapyard.

Meanwhile, Monferno ignites with a fiery aura.

Monferno: <-5 HP>
ROM: <-7 HP>



‡ Post-Round ‡

Notes:

> Lol, no point in waiting around for the battlers since there's nothing they can do...
> TEAM DCM to release next
> TEAM AYEUN to command next (yeah, command order still shifts)

[Ayeun]

Wha... NICE!!!

[Darth CookieMonster]

Dawww gj Ayeun I thought I could nab you with him. Alright, uhm Hiyru my shiny male Vibrava!

[Ayeun]

CLOSE COMBAT x 3

[nsmbwii]

*Seen eating Cream Pie, then hurls what's left of it at Monferno*

[Darth CookieMonster]

Fly(up) Fly(down) and Earthquake

[Dogfish44]

Oi! GET DOWN HERE DANGNABBIT!

Apple Pie @ Hiryu

[Oslo]

TEAM AYEUN
versus
TEAM DCM

Location: Circus Tent
Rules: Rest, Pain Split, Ghost-type Curse and Perish Song are banned; hecklers may throw pies at the battlers
Abilities: Active
DQ Time: One week



‡ Pre-Round ‡


TEAM HECKLERS


‡ Round 22 ‡

DCM calmly recalls his fallen Porygon-Z (ROM, we hardly knew ye… because you lasted barely three rounds) and plucks a replacement Pokeball from his belt. He throws it into the fray and out pops a dragonfly-ish thing that buzzes upon entry into the battle. Nsmbwii and Dogfish leap upon their seats with pies in hand. Smirking devilishly, the two hecklers toss their delicious treats at both Monferno and Hiyru. Both Pokemon take a pie to the face; however, only Hiyru starts to feel awfully ill.

Monferno: <-6 HP>
Hiyru: <-5 HP; Psn>

Monferno eyes up his new foe and smirks. No Bug wannabe is gonna bring him down! He dives upon Hiyru and goes apeshit (no, uh, pun intended) with a series of random physical blows. Sick of getting struck by every attack in the Pokemonkey’s dossier, Hiyru squirms free from Monferno’s hold and shoots up into the sky. Freedom!

Monferno: <-10 EP; -1 Def; -1 SpD>
Hiyru: <-14 HP>

Buzzing way up near the top of the circus tent, Hiyru blows Monferno a raspberry. The flame-tailed fighter growls. Oh, don’t even! In true simian form, Monferno begins scaling the tent pole in an attempt to get up to Hiyru’s level. Once he reaches to top, he leaps and begins swinging his limbs every which way through the air. However, Hiyru smirks and dekes to the right, evading the attack entirely. Monferno lands deftly on the ground and looks up just in time to see Hiyru enter a downward spiral. The Vibrava locks onto Monferno and strikes him in the back of a head with a wickedly fast aerial attack. Monferno shakes his fist in fury.

Monferno: <-18 HP; -10 EP>
Hiyru: <-7 EP>

Monferno grimaces. What with his ailing Defence, that last attack really smarted. Nonetheless, he throws caution to the wind and continues letting his guard down with another flurry of physical strikes that bruise up Hiyru nastily. Hissing in irritation, Hiyru drives his tail into the ground. Suddenly, the entire tent begins to shake around to the point that Monferno is launched right into Nsmbwii! The startled heckler catches Monferno and says what we’re all thinking.

“Er, I think he might be dead?”

Monferno: <-7 HP; -10 EP; -1 Def; -1 SpD>
Hiyru: <-14 HP; -8 EP>

Hiyru celebrates his victory, but the Poison coursing through his veins puts a little bit of a damper on things <-3 HP>.



‡ Post-Round ‡

Notes:

> TEAM AYEUN to release next
> TEAM DCM to command

[chaos_redefined]

I'll realize that there is still cream pie in nsmbwii, and throw nsmbwii at Hiryuu.

[Blademaster]

Wanna make it happen? Sounds fun to me. And im challenging u next for gymness DF jus sayin. then blade. then ayeun.

I don't have a Gym anymore. I'm in the Elite Four, where filthy plebians like you can't waste my time until you prove yourself.

[DarkestLight]

>.> ::Needs to finish this damn Gym remodel::

[Ayeun]

Go Spook, Female Dusclops with pressure. Shiny.

[Darth CookieMonster]

Let's see here,

Err, start off with sandstorm, now use crunch and ominous wind.

Ominous wind at any time there are clones
Agility to dodge status attacks
And finally I'm pointing out one thing. If it tries to use any kind of move that puts me to sleep, close your eyes and block your ears and use faint attack.

Hiyru has the levitate ability by the way.