I bet if PokeTrainerAlex was still here he'd get excited.
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People: 29 December 2005, Thursday.
A Jewish millionaire from London has married a male dolphin this week, according to reports.
Sharon Tendler, 41, and 35-aged male dolphin Cindy wed in Israel's Eliat resort Wednesday. Tendler had received the approval of Cindy's trainer Maya Zilber for the unusual ceremony.
Tendler met Cindy fifteen years ago, when she visited Eliat's dolphin reef. The British rock concert producer immediately had a liking for the mammal, and since then has been visiting the resort several times a year.
The bride was wearing a white dress to the dock on Wednesday, when she married Cindy before a huge crowd of astounded visitors, newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth has revealed as cited by Ynetnews.com.
Cindy was waiting in the water and after "vows" were exchanged, Sharon was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.
I bet if PokeTrainerAlex was still here he'd get excited.
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I wish them the best of luck in the future.
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why is a male dolphin named cindy?
Dammit Katie stop stealing my thoughts.
It's good to see that the term 'eccentric millionaire' is still viable these days. Cindy SO married her for the money.
what the hell
...honestly, thats all that comes to my mind.
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Hey... I think I've met that dolphin! Back in 1997. But anyway, is that even legal? A dolphin can't possibly understand what all the ceremony is for, to begin with. And is she planning to move into the sea? That article doesn't seem to be serious.
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Oy...
A dolphin named Cindy got "married" to a woman?
Now that is weird, in two ways to be exact.
One, I'm very sure Cindy is only a name for a female, and two, since when would a person marry an animal other than a human? o_O
That is totally ridiculous.
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There is only one thing that covers this. FTW? I could have sworn that was against the law.
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It lives in Israel, maybe Cindy is an acceptable male name there?
Yeah, I'll just stop trying to make this story sensible right now.
That is quite...creepy, I'd have to say.
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Sounds a bit to screwed up to me. It has to be fake. I mean talking seriously, that's not legal is it?
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Alright, that's it. Im moving to Israel.
They've got jews, arabs, bombs AND dolphins. What more could you want?
(they have dreidels, too.)
Wow.
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Anyone who happens to be in Eilat can go to Dolphin Reef in a wedding dress and take a picture. That doesn't make the wedding real.Originally Posted by Magmar
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Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?Originally Posted by Starry Might
... Then you haven't seen everything.
How did the dolphin agree to the marriage? ;o
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A Jewish woman married to a dolphin...
This reminds me of that South Park episode where Kyle's dad gets a dolphinplasty (i.e. he has surgery to become a dolphin). This woman obviously stole the idea and should be stoned, since that is breaking the 2nd amendment, or some other crap.
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I've seen that episode. Creepy.
But anyway, this marks the 484th time that I've lost faith in mankind.
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The story has now reached FOX News- fun! This article adds backstory to the chick who married the dolphin and explains that it isn't meant to be that kind of marriage.
Ah, it feels good to have reached as much of normalcy as we get around here- finding idiots and their stories and taking turns making fun of them.
Y'know, the good old days.
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I know,b ut the picture amused me.Originally Posted by Lady Vulpix
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So, is that why you used in in your avatar? :p
Hm, I kinda agree with Lady Vulpix idea. Though it would be so weird if that really happens...
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[b][size=3] Hoax or no hoax, it is certainly true to the fact that rich people would do weird things. For this case of this lady, it would be marrying a dolphin.
There is one thing that amuses me much. What is so attractive of that dolphin that makes her want to marry it?
It makes her wet.
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True, that.
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And I thought that naming your kid "Moon Unit" was freaky... the bar of weirdness just keeps getting raised higher, huh?
This woman needs a good cock.
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Bush will eat this up. "See what happens if we allow gay marriage? What's to stop a woman from marrying a dolphin named Cindy?"
Yeah, but you see, she seems to be exclusively in to dolphins though...Originally Posted by Raven Adonis
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Jeff, she did say that she didn't rule out marrying a man someday...my question is, "Who the fuck would marry someone who is already married to a dolphin?" I like threesomes, but come on.
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Actually I was going for a play on words there, seeing as "cock" also means rooster, guess I didn't make it clear at all :redface:. Anyway, this woman is nuts for thinking some guy will marry her when she is already married to a dolphin, then again, I didn't believe that anyone would marry a dolphin in the first place so maybe there is someone out there...
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Eh, she's rich. She probably won't have any trouble finding a guy to marry her simply because of that fact.
Yeah, I can break necks with my mind.
Weird stuff here. I hope this is a false story.