<Game> What Would You Do If...? Version 5 (Approved by The_Missing_Link)

[Fett One]

Use it to take over the world.

What would you do if you had the power to reshape the universe?

[Knight of Time]

I'd use it to eliminate all the terrorists and give the poor countries a fighting chance at getting to prosper in positive ways, in hopes Earth becomes much, much better this way.

What would you do if infomercials stopped airing on TV and their advertised products stopped selling?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Wonder where those commercials went but at the same time not wonder why nobody buys those products anymore.

What would you do if you found yourself inside the castle of Super Mario 64?

[Fett One]

Explore the castle and try to avoid the troopers and goombas.

What would you do if you sold a family heirloom for a few dollars and then found out afterwards that the heirloom is actually priceless?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Try to get it back by telling that I changed my mind and it had some emotional value.

What would you do if you were interviewed for the Finnish TV, in English of course?

[Knight of Time]

I guess I'd give an interview, doing my best to answer each question as honestly as I can.

What would you do if someone wanted to sell you a RetroPie console (a Raspberry Pi with several classic emulators and games pre-installed and ready to play)?

[Fett One]

If it has games that I'm interested in playing, I'll attempt to buy it, otherwise I will pass on it.

What would you do if everything you touched turns to chocolate?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Be disgusted because I pretty much 'ate myself out of chocolate' one Christmas.

What would you do if your friend kept saying your hobbies and interests are trivial?

[Knight of Time]

Stop being friends with that person.

What would you do if you asked for a sponge cake for your birthday, and Dennis the Menace came along and gave you an iced cake made with a real sponge (just for the record, there is a Dennis the Menace book I read in my childhood where he celebrated Mr. Wilson's birthday by giving him a sponge cake with chocolate icing covering a real sponge; that book is so funny)?

[Fett One]

Since I don't like sponge cake, it wouldn't really effect me so I would just laugh at anyone that tries to take a bite out of it.

What would you do if Nintendo announced that that they are done making Mario games forever?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Ask my mum to make a black kimono for me with a red text on the back saying 'Leave Luck to Hell'. (Nintendo means Leave Luck to Heaven)

What would you do if had 8 arms?

[Knight of Time]

Use them to my advantage when using a computer so that I could do things on it faster (especially typing).

What would you do if you won a lifetime supply of candy?

[Fett One]

Assuming it's a brand of candy that I like, keep it and maybe give some away at Halloween. If it's a brand I don't like, than donate the entire supply to charity.

What would you do if Nintendo decided to stop making consoles and only make games, exclusively for gaming quality PCs?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Ask my mum to make a black kimono for me with a red text on the back saying 'Leave BAD Luck to Hell'.

What would you do if TPM had more than one official languages?

[Knight of Time]

I'd still stick with English, as it's my primary language.

What would you do if you were playing a game heavy on exploration and ended up going in circles trying to find the way to a passage you didn't explore yet?

[Fett One]

Check online for help. If that doesn't work, give up and maybe try again a few months later.

What would you do if you got to meet The Fonz?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd ask him to repair my bicycle.

What would you do if Ash Ketchum's Pikachu broke your bicycle?

[Knight of Time]

Well for starters, I don't have a bicycle, but if I did, I'd be a little upset, and I'd ask Ash to get his Pikachu to be a little more careful around bicycles.

What would you do if you were invited to a wedding but only knew the bridesmaids/groomsmen, and didn't know the bride or groom (presuming the wedding had a bride and groom)?

[Fett One]

Unless, I'm doing the bridesmaids/groomsmen a favor (being their date to the wedding) I would skip going to the wedding.

What would you do if you got a chance to become a god of war?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Well for starters, I don't have a bicycle, but if I did, I'd be a little upset, and I'd ask Ash to get his Pikachu to be a little more careful around bicycles.

Fine reply my friend, and don't be offended, but please note that while you don't have a bicycle Pokemon is also considered fictional. So we can't complain.

What would you do if you got a chance to become a god of war?

See how much I can change the world by not agitating any wars, but instead try to make the god of love to love me.

What would you do if you started being very absent-minded?

[Fett One]

Go see a doctor to make sure there's nothing wrong.

What would you do if you gained the power to see peoples deaths before they happen?

[Knight of Time]

Use that power sparingly (that is, only against terrorists and people on death row that were sentenced to death for a serious crime like murder).

What would you do if Nintendo stopped making video games?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Try to complete my collection of old Nintendo games, as there wouldn't be any new ones. It's hard for me to imagine Mario on a Microsoft console, for instance.

What would you do if you discovered a gate to the netherworld?

[Fett One]

Assuming the netherworld isn't dangerous, charge people admission to go visit it. If it is dangerous, forget that I ever found it.

What would you do if you got to meet your favorite celebrity but were too shy to speak to him/her?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Use hand signs.

What would you do if you started becoming infatuated extremely easily?

[Fett One]

Probably be afraid to leave the house.

What would you do if you got sucked into the world of Jumanji?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Ride an elephant.

What would you do if you found yourself in the middle of a battle between Legendary Pokemon?

[Fett One]

Try to catch them.

What would you do if someone offered you a million dollars to pretend to be their pet?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Ask for further information about the deal, what it means to be their pet, and then perhaps accept.

What would you do if you had a dream about tomorrow's lottery numbers?

[Fett One]

Play the numbers and hope the dream was right.

What would you do if you developed super hearing like Daredevil but couldn't control it?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Get earmuffs.

What would you do if you obtained a Geass?

[Fett One]

Use it for my personal gain.

What would you do if your favorite show received a revival only to be canceled after one episode?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Start a protest in front of the TV station.

What would you do if you met Kamesennin (Master Roshi)?

[Knight of Time]

Ask him to teach me martial arts I guess.

What would you do if the local grocery store was out of your favorite foods?

[Fett One]

Try a different store.

What would you do if your favorite food became illegal?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I don't exactly have a favourite food, but when it comes to snacks I do have some preferences. Something between rioting and being happy I have one less snack fattening me.

What would you do if unhealthy food became healthy and healthy food became unhealthy?

[Knight of Time]

Eat the unhealthy food more often, and avoid the healthy food as much as possible.

What would you do if you saw police officers committing a crime, rather than trying to stop one?

[Fett One]

Walk away so they don't see me and then make an anonymous phone call to the police and hope I spoke to a honest cop.

What would you do if you were given an opportunity to live on the moon?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Gaze back to the earth in constant longing while building my own colony named... Moon Kingdom.

What would you do if you were thrown into Bob-Omb Battlefield?

[Knight of Time]

Try to find the good Bob-Ombs as quickly as possible, to see if they can help me diffuse all the evil Bob-Ombs.

What would you do if there was a zombie invasion in your neighborhood that made all the zombies fall mindlessly in love with you (like in the Archie's Weird Mysteries episode Zombies of Love)?