Granted, but it ends up being the series finale of both shows, leading to their cancellations.
I wish my mind was extremely powerful (aka strong enough to make me able to deal with anyone who causes me problems or keeps me on my toes).
Granted, you become the general in charge of counting sheep at a sleep clinic.
I wish for a proper Family Guy/American Dad crossover episode.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, but it ends up being the series finale of both shows, leading to their cancellations.
I wish my mind was extremely powerful (aka strong enough to make me able to deal with anyone who causes me problems or keeps me on my toes).
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted, but you lose the ability to deal with people that act friendly towards you.
I wish to become a samurai.
Granted, you become a superhuman samurai but misplace the armor, losing any and all powers that it gives you
I wish Superman would show up more often on the Supergirl tv show.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, but the majority of his appearances show him in his civilian form (aka Clark Kent).
I wish there was a South Park episode where Chef would mysteriously be brought back to life with another actor with a voice very similar to the late Isaac Hayes.
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted but he only can be brought back to live by sacrificing all the other characters, including Eric, Stan, Kyle and Kenny.
I wish for a dishwasher.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, but you end up only being the best at everything for a single second.
I wish there was a sequel to South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut.
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted, it'll be named South Park: Smaller, Shorter, and Cut. The movie will be on Nintendo GameCube disc, it will last for 2 seconds and it will have a Chin Pokomon using the South Park alternative of Cut.
I wish one of my friends would send me more messages that are interesting to me on Facebook Messenger.
Granted but that friend is the only friend that is capable of sending you messages on Facebook so you never get to hear from your other friends ever again.
I wish credit card companies were less strict about being paid back.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, but without that strictness about being paid back, they end up going out of business faster as a result.
I wish there was an anti-cheat plugin that would work with all online games that have a multi-player option.
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted, but to compensate the addition, you'll have to suffer from several new kinds of special handicaps, such as the smell of the other players' sock sweat produced by advanced high technology.
I wish it started to rain Nintendo GameCube discs from the clouds.
Granted but the discs cause injuries to people that are struck by them, causing lawsuits against Nintendo that puts them out of business.
I wish milk never expired.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, but the only kind of milk that ends up never expiring is unpasteurized milk.
I wish people's teeth had more natural resistance to stuff like cavities and tooth decay.
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted, but only one year later a high-tech company introduces something called smart teeth. They become extremely popular and replace natural teeth.
I wish to be fearless.
Granted, but this results in you having no sense of self preservation, since you now have no fear of dying, causing you to do dangerously and deadly things until you finally die from one of these things.
I wish it would literally rain cats and dogs.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted. All the pet cats and dogs owned in the world suddenly start falling from the sky and dying as they land hard on the ground below.
I wish I was a master dancer with the moves to impress just about any woman who loves to dance.
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted, but that would make me jealous.
I wish I could control my emotions better.
Granted, you gain better control of your emotions but lose control of your bladder and fine motor skills.
I wish Superman would team up with Captain America to fight nazi's.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, but both Superman and Captain America end up overpowered and eventually defeated by the Nazis.
I wish Adolf Hitler was never born.
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted, but there will be just another small guy with moustache like that, just with a different name, and Josif Stalin ends up causing World War II together with him anyway.
I wish instead of World Wars, there'd be Word Wars.
Granted, they become known as Twitter Wars, with trolls being the biggest, most powerful weapon used.
I wish companies paid people a fair wage without passing the cost onto consumers.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, but as soon as the people get their paychecks the IRS ends up demanding each person give them 90% of the funds on each paycheck (just a heads-up Fett One, this one was pretty tough for me to grant and twist).
I wish there was another revival of the game show Press Your Luck, with a lot of new Whammies (the character that when landed on, comes out and steals all of a contestant's cash and prizes, much like the Bankrupt space from Wheel of Fortune).
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted, but they will show it 24/7 non-stop in one channel, making all the fans including you get bored extremely quickly.
I wish to become better at solving brain-teaser puzzles.
Granted, but you become unable to solve all other types of puzzles.
I wish for an entire army of Dittos?
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, but when you meet them, you end up disappointed since none of them know Transform or any other move (not even Struggle).
I wish I had a team of 6 non-legendary, non-mythical Pokemon that were powerful enough to beat any opposing team of 6 Pokemon, even if the 6 opposing Pokemon contained any or all legendary/mythical Pokemon.
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted, they would be able to beat those Pokemon, but for some odd reason they won't obey you.
I wish to have wings.
Granted, you have tiny dragonfly wings on your wrists.
I wish Hugh Jackman gets to play Wolverine in the next Deadpool movie and gets to wear the classic Wolverine costume.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted but the classic costume is so worn out that it breaks apart causing a really humiliating situation.
I wish I was able to control weather.
Granted but you only have the power to make hurricanes.
I wish to become the greatest youtuber of all time.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted but YouTube removes your first video because of a violation of the ToS, causing you to close it quicker than expected.
I wish I had incredible soldering skills and the ability to make many helpful small electronic gadgets.
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted but the gadgets are so small that they always get lost and are impossible to find.
I wish to own a large farm with lots of different animals.
Granted, but all the animals are robots.
I wish Superman eventually appears on the show Krypton.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, but he dies right away resulting in a continuation error to every movie and tv series Superman is on.
I wish for a trip to Russia.
Granted, but your passport is revoked during the flight and you become trapped in the airport unable to leave.
I wish all people are super nice to each other.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, but it causes people to be initially very afraid of others, preventing them from being nice to each other until they learn a lot about each other first.
I wish our three "main" countries (aka Canada, United States, and Finland) would finish this year's IIHF tournament with medals.
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted but it pisses off Sweden so much that they send armies to Finland for the first time in two hundred years and invade us.
I wish different religions understood each other better.
Granted, but once everyone fully understands all religions, people decide to do away with religion all together, due to all of the overlap.
I wish for a new Twilight Zone remake.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted. The remake ends up sucking each viewer into their television and trapping them in the Twilight Zone, never to return to the real world again.
I wish this year's NHL champion was one of the two Western Conference teams about to start their conference final tonight (if it was Winnipeg, that would end Canada's Stanley Cup drought, though if it were Vegas, it would mean that their coach would be able to bring the cup to my home province for a day if Vegas won the cup).
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted but in the final match Patrik Laine shoots 20 almost similar cheap goals making the game extremely boring and repetitive to watch.
I wish to meet Knight of Time.