[GAME] Twisted Wishes v.9 (LV Approved)

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, you will be sent 80 years backwards in time and you visit your dentists in the past, not future. Finally, as you are back in our time as more than one hundred years old man your mouth will be replaced by a bird beak.

I wish I learned to use the new TPM layout perfectly.

[Fett One]

Granted but it takes you one hundred years and about 50 site updates for you to learn how to use the boards perfectly.

I wish the next James Bond movie uses a previous Bond (Sean Connery, Roger Moore, etal) as the bad guy.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but you'll have to play James Bond in the movie and get an empty box as your only salary.

I wish to become an actor.

[Fett One]

Granted, you become an acting teacher at a school with only 1 student

I wish for a Pokemon RPG to come out for the Wii U.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but it will be the last game ever for Wii U as it drives Nintendo bankrupt.

I wish Microsoft went bankrupt.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. As a result, all computers with anything Microsoft on them permanently stop working, and this causes Bill Gates to die of a massive heart attack now that his company is in ruins.

I wish I knew what would happen if a wish here was twisted in reverse.

[Fett One]

Granted but the knowledge is so far beyond human comprehension that you are driven insane and spend the rest of your life in a nut house.

I wish alcohol didn't cause people to get drunk.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but all the other negative side effects (brain cell destruction, liver problems etc.) are doubled.

I wish for a video gaming television channel which would be seen everywhere in Finland for free.

[Shadow Wolf]

Granted! You have a video game channel with a single show talking only about the worst videogames in history.

I wish to get a copy of the new book from Rhonda Byrne (Hero).

[Knight of Time]

Granted. You end up receiving a copy of the book in the worst possible condition, missing most (if not all) of the pages, and having all the text replaced with gibberish of a new, foreign language that nobody would ever understand.

I wish wind-up clocks could automatically wind themselves up each time they needed a wind-up.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but this new innovation requires a tiny nuclear power generator inside the clock. Now even a small malfunction will cause a dangerous meltdown.

I wish English language was easier.

[Fett One]

Granted but now Finnish is nearly impossible to learn.

I wish everyone could live a stress free life.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. Everyone (except you, that is) gets to live that kind of life.

I wish TV shows had fewer reruns on TV these days.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but they will have even more of them next year.

I wish Fett One (the TPMer) could appear in the next Star Wars movie.

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Granted. The movie costs over $9999999999999999999999.00 to make and is such a financial disaster in theaters that all the Star Wars fans now hate the series and they kill George Lucas and everyone else who was ever involved with the series.

I wish someone would throw water on Joy Behar, Meredith Viera, Barbara Walters, and Natalie Portman and they'd melt just like the evil witches they are!

[Knight of Time]

Granted. That someone turns out to be you, but when you throw water on them, instead of melting them like in the way the Wicked Witch of the West melted, it arouses their well-hidden anger and they call the police to arrest you and put you in jail for your watery assault.

I wish my sense of logic would become a little bit stronger.

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Granted. Your logic beats you to death with its new strength!

I wish for a scrumptious giant lollipop! (Points for getting the reference!)

[Fett One]

Granted but it's so scrumptious that its extremely addictive causing you to eat nothing but giant lollipop's, which causes you to die a couple of weeks later from a sugar overdose.

I wish dragons are real and that they are very friendly towards humans.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but they aren't friendly towards animals.

I wish nobody at TPM knew that I'm Finnish.

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Granted. You are now Beginning!


I wish someone would cancel the abominably poor excuse of a show known as Bob's Burgers

[Fett One]

Granted. Fox cancels the show but it gets picked up by Comedy Central and now airs reruns seven days a week and new episodes every Wednesday after South Park.

I wish it was possible to become a real jedi

[Knight of Time]

OOC: CaptainJigglypuff, you need to wait for two people to post in this game before you can post again, unless a week has passed.

Granted. Your name is changed to Jedi, but with no relation whatsoever to the Star Wars character.

I wish the rules of a game were a little harder to overlook.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but now everyone must film a throughout Youtube video about their postings as a proof.

I wish certain people were a bit less picky about their online privacy.

[Fett One]

Granted, now all online info is made public and privacy is now a thing of the past.

I wish for a video game that has Link and Mario teaming up to fight a brand new big bad.

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Granted. The graphics end up being SOOOOO horrible that you are the only one who bought/downloaded it and the failure bankrupts Nintendo and everyone hates you for it.


I wish for a magical tree that grew cute little fluffy kittens and Yorkie puppies!

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but someone comes and cuts the tree down for some firewood.

I wish I'd invent better and better twistable wishes.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but someone comes and cuts the tree down for some firewood.

I wish I'd invent better and better twistable wishes.

[Fett One]

Granted but they become so twisted that people become disturbed by them, which results in you being banned from this game.

I wish cell phones were easier for the elderly to use.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

One week rule!

Granted, but that requires the development of the industry go backwards and we end up with telephones from the 19th century.

I wish for some action.

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Granted. An atomic bomb fall and explodes on top of you!

I wish for a Soft Kitty Singing Plush toy!

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

One week rule again!

Granted, but it sings in Justin Bieber's voice.

I wish to become a skilled music composer.

[Fett One]

Granted, but you can only compose music that is performed by a person's armpit.

I wish there was enough time during the day to do everything I want to do.

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Granted. There are now 72 hours in a day! But now 90% of it is spent at work. Which you loathe....

I wish MLP: Friendship is Magic was real!

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but then everyone who are not familiar with the franchise come up with an idea about a cartoon called 'Real Life'. Involving cleaning toilets and hand-washing socks, it will be the only tv program there is from this day on.

I wish I was Sailor Moon.

[Fett One]

Granted but you can only become Sailor Moon while sleeping and when you wake up you can't remember anything you did as Sailor Moon.

I wish Optimus Prime became the leader of the Earth.

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Granted. He is now evil and enslaves humanity to mine for energy. Optimus also kills you with a high powered laser cannon as an example to the rest of us as to what will happen if anyone tries to revolt.

I wish for a limited edition Pokemon X 3DS!

[Knight of Time]

Granted. You get a copy of the Pokemon X 3DS that doesn't have Pokemon X installed on it.

I wish it was possible to turn any lamp or ceiling light on or off simply by clapping my hands.

[CaptainJigglypuff]

@KOT Not really corrupted. I already HAVE Pokemon X! So

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I wish it was possible to turn any lamp or ceiling light on or off simply by clapping my hands.

Granted, but you will be the only one on this planet with that power so people will hunt for you to make you their slave who always turns their lamps on or off.

I wish every TPMer could get the next album of his/her favourite band for free.

[Fett One]

Granted, but all other music will now cost 1,000 times what it currently costs to buy

I wish to own some priceless antiques, so I can some them to get a lot of money quickly.