[GAME] Twisted Wishes v.9 (LV Approved)

[Fett One]

Granted. All work to improve cell phone technology is put on permanent hold, thus never allowing cell phones to progress beyond their current state.

I wish for a Final Fantasy/Fantastic Four video game crossover.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. The game is soon released, but by sheer luck it ends up actually being a crossover of Final Four and Fantastic Fantasy due to an oversight by the creators of the game (sorry Fett One, but I couldn't resist).

I wish I had more time for TPM these days.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Hehehe! Granted. You'll have more time for Twisted Painful Menace.

I wish I could make jokes about politicians without angering them.

[Fett One]

Granted but everyone else becomes enraged by the jokes.

I wish the deal with the devil that Spider-Man and Mary Jane made several years ago gets undone (it's a deal to end their marriage and to make everyone forget (including themselves) they were ever married).

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but it only gets undone in a shared dream both Spider-Man and Mary Jane have.

I wish Sega and Nintendo would make an expansion of the Super Smash Bros. series to make more familiar Sega characters playable (such as Tails, Knuckles, Eggman, Amy, Shadow, Rouge, the Chaotix, you get the picture) in a future Super Smash Bros. game.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. In the expansion, you are able to choose between all those Sega characters but the only Nintendo character in the game is Rhomp from Super Mario Galaxy 2.

I wish to master the Cyrillic alphabet.

[Fett One]

Granted but you forget the alphabet(s) you already know and can never relearn them or the alphabet of any other languages ever.

I wish for a Lucas Arts/Disney would make a brand new Star Wars First Person Shooter game.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but the controls in the game end up often acting up, frustrating even the most hardcore of first person shooter game fans.

I wish I knew what it would be like to grant and twist two wishes at the same time instead of just one.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. You click this link to my post in a former version of this game. You know how it feels so real that you become Mikachu Yukitatsu and are no longer Knight of Time.

I wish I could control a spaceship.

[Fett One]

Granted, you gain control of a ship and end up crashing it into the sun within seconds.

I wish food didn't cause ill effects to people (food poisoning, high cholesterol, etc).

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but as a result, they lose all their distinct shape, colours and flavours so that nobody can truly identify which food is which.

I wish that it was possible to give someone a small challenge as part of the next wish they make.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but it's so challenging that this game dies out.

I wish to live in Springfield.

[Fett One]

Granted but since you didn't specify which Springfield, your body gets chopped up into multiple pieces so that a piece of you can be in each and every Springfield on the planet.

I wish a full length Futurama movie gets made and is released in theaters.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but it ends up being totally unrelated to the cartoon (aka a completely different Futurama).

I wish there was an official limit for how many posts a game here could have before a new version has to be posted (just for the record, I kinda miss The_Missing_Link and the times she requested the necessity of a new topic for a game).

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, the official limit will be one post.

I wish to live in Springfield where the Simpsons cartoon series takes place.

[Fett One]

Granted, you get to live in West Springfield, which is three times the size of Texas so you are stuck in the middle of nowhere but still in the same City as The Simpsons.

I wish Family Guy has a crossover episode with Futurama.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but before it's aired, all your electronic devices break up.

I wish to live in Springfield where the Simpsons cartoon series takes place, right next to the house where the Simpsons family lives.

[Fett One]

Granted, but in order to live next to them, you have to live in Ned Flanders house with him still living their, and he ends up driving you crazy because he won't let you watch anime since he finds anime blasphemous.

I wish the FCC decides to keep the Net Neutrality Rules in tact.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but the site is hacked by a group of hackers that make up their own set of rules for people to obey.

I wish my computer would be quicker to "accelerate" to full power when I turn it on.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. You become the head of the Canadian space program. Your research team comes up with a way to use black holes as a source of energy, and you guys set up on a journey to the nearest black hole proximity. Too bad your computer slips into another huge mass concentration on the way when you're repairing your spaceship. According to Newton's law of universal gravitation, it's acceleration will be quite high.

I wish to dream beautiful dreams.

[Fett One]

Granted but now every moment that you are awake is like a nightmare since nothing but bad things happen to you when you are awake.

I wish the characters from Marvel's Netflix's shows get to play a role in the Avengers Infinity movie.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but the movie ends up never appearing on Netflix.

I wish that the man who stars in the furniture commercial promising free furniture (if the Boston Red Sox swept the World Series, that is) wouldn't be offended if the Red Sox completely miss the playoffs this year.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. He will be offended by a more trivial thing.

I wish I could improve my articulation significantly.

[Fett One]

Granted, you become more articulate in Finnish but become less articulate in English and Japanese.

I wish for a movie showing Wookies going to war with Klingon's.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but the movie ends up being totally unrelated to both Star Wars and Star Trek.

I wish that die-hard fans of a sports team would be able to become good losers if their team lost a game.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but they also can't enjoy victory then.

I wish I had more patience.

[Fett One]

Granted, you become extremely patient when it comes to men but have zero patience for women.

I wish to own a real baby Groot.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but you end up becoming a co-owner of the baby Groot, as a guy called Fett Two ends up having the Groot more often than you, only allowing you to visit the Groot on weekends.

I wish baby-faced thieves knew how dirty money really is (like "Baby" Finster from Baby Buggy Bunny).

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, all money smells awful now, making everyone throw it away.

I wish I knew how to play drums.

[Fett One]

Granted, but you're only able to learn how to play children songs on the drums

I wish the next Legend of Zelda game has Tingle as a playable character.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. Tingle ends up being the only playable character in the game, and as a result it becomes a failure due to it tricking players into thinking Link was the main character.

I wish Finland's people were all fish people (half human, half fish).

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but that makes certain NHL teams like Winnipeg Jets look odd and unable to play since both Patrik Laine and Joel Armia come from Finland.

I wish Russia's people were all sheep people (half human, half sheep).

[Fett One]

Granted, being half sheep turns them into cowards thus allowing world peace to finally occur.

I wish Superman and Batman get a good team-up movie.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. A movie is made where they team up, but they end up only making a cameo together near the end.

I wish it was impossible to get eye discomfort of any kind (including blindness).

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but that makes my favourite Heavy Metal Band Blind Guardian's name meaningless and worsens my life so significantly that it affects the entire planet.

I wish human brain could have an expansion pack.

[Fett One]

Granted, but the only way to acquire one is to give up both a lung and a kidney.

I wish someone would write a novel about Kylo Ren going back in time and getting to meet Darth Vader.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. The novel is written by someone who knows absolutely nothing about Star Wars, thus Darth Vader ends up being more incompetent than evil.

I wish I was a master Mr. Fix-It for any electronic device in need of a repair.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but you have to break the devices first and to show off your skills, you start breaking all the electric devices you touch.

I wish to own a time machine.

[Fett One]

Granted, you receive a time machine but it's broken and can never be fixed due to wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff.

I wish the next James Bond movie is made without using stunt doubles.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but everyone involved in the making of the next James Bond movie is injured in one way or another, forcing the director to eventually cancel the movie without the stunt doubles.

I wish anything I ordered online would arrive at my home the next day.