[GAME] Twisted Wishes v.9 (LV Approved)

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but those people don't speak English at all so you aren't able to communicate with them.

I wish people didn't make such a big fuss about tax paradises.

[Fett One]

Granted, instead people make a big fuss about all you can eat pizza buffets.

I wish The Simpsons would do a crossover with the The Flintstones.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but it turns out to be nothing but a repeat of the episode where Homer sung a song similar to the opening theme of The Flintstones (aka I think they already did that to a small extent, sorry Fett One).

I wish Pokemon I already have a plushie of would not appear as often when I'm making guesses in a Hangman puzzle.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, Fakemon start appearing in puzzles.

I wish Paavo Väyrynen finally won the Finnish Presidential Election, this is his 4th time after all.

[Fett One]

Granted but he is so stoked at finally winning that he doesn't pay attention while crossing the street and is struck by a car and dies before he can be sworn in as president.

I wish Married With Children gets a sequel series with the entire original cast returning.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, it's called Married With Grandchildren, and ends up featuring the grandchildren more than any other character.

I wish I could build a custom video game console fully capable of playing retro games.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but for some odd reason, the retro games you wish to play become extremely expensive all of a sudden.

I wish I could enter the Digital World.

[Fett One]

Granted, but you arrive shortly after an extinction level event takes place so there are no Digimon left for you to meet.

I wish for a Spider-Man/Deadpool team-up movie to be made.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but with the similarities in their costumes, Spider-Man and Deadpool end up arguing over each of their costumes being a ripoff of the other's.

I wish I had an indestructible drone that had the ability to follow an unsuspecting criminal and report information about them to the police.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but it only works if you steal something for yourself.

I wish to become a master thief.

[Fett One]

Granted, but with the similarities in their costumes, Spider-Man and Deadpool end up arguing over each of their costumes being a ripoff of the other's.

It's funny you went in that direction because the creators of Deadpool have admitted to ripping off Spider-Man's costume when designing Deadpool. In fact, a running joke in the comics is citizens mistaking Deadpool for Spider-Man due to the similarities in costumes.

Anyway, getting back on topic....

Granted, but you are only able to be a master thief during blue moons, which severely limits your ability to make/steal money.

I wish the next Star Trek movie has Captain Kirk fight with a lightsaber.

[Knight of Time]

It's funny you went in that direction because the creators of Deadpool have admitted to ripping off Spider-Man's costume when designing Deadpool. In fact, a running joke in the comics is citizens mistaking Deadpool for Spider-Man due to the similarities in costumes.

Why thank you, Fett One. I was ironically tempted to make a mention of the citizens mistaking Deadpool for Spider-Man (or the other way around) when I made that post, but I decided to shorten it just to make it more "simple".

Anyway, to get back to the game...

Granted, but the lightsaber ends up constantly requiring recharges, making Captain Kirk more vulnerable each time the lightsaber is in need of a recharge.

I wish it was much easier to get sticker residue off of a classic video game cartridge (without ruining the game or the save, if it has one).

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but once you remove the sticker you only find out there's another sticker under which can't be removed.

I wish I didn't have to think so much what to wish for.

[Fett One]

Granted but you think of so many wishes that you can't decide which wish to go with.

I wish Adam Sandler would make a new movie that is beloved by everyone.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but it ends up becoming his final movie.

I wish it was a little easier to find old friends on Discord.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, you manage to find friends a little easier in the future but for some odd reason, once you try to strike up a conversation with an old friend you and your friend both bump into a thinker's block and the Discord connection becomes useless.

I wish Pokemon could gain EXP up to level 10000.

[Fett One]

Granted but it takes an entire lifetime to gain enough experience to reach that level.

I wish Marvel and DC would team-up to make a Batman/Daredevil team-up movie.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but the movie is only released on DVD and Blu-Ray, and quickly sells out before you can get a copy.

I wish there was an alternate reality world I could enter where people I knew that died were alive and well that was not called the past.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but for song odd reason, in that alternative world the appearance of those people has changed significantly and you can't tell who is who.

I wish I could relive my school days.

[Fett One]

Granted, you get to relive the same day of school over and over again for all of eternity.

I wish for a Transformers Movie that has G1 Optimus Prime teaming up with Beast Wars Optimus Primal to stop G1 Megatron and Beast Wars Megatron from combining forces and taking over Cybertron.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but you end up being asked to provide the voice of all the characters, forcing you to either accept and alter your voice for all the characters, or decline and miss out on the movie happening.

I wish some more "original" wishes would appear in this game in the not-too-distant future.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but they are just old wishes worded out in a different way.

I wish the same thing as Knight of Time.

[Fett One]

Granted, but you are now solely responsible for making sure that every single wish is original.

I wish the original Three Stooges (Moe, Larry, and Curry) were brought back to life s they can make more Three Stooges movies.

[Knight of Time]

Fett One, I believe you meant Curly, not Curry.

Anyway, granted, but as a result their funny stuff suddenly becomes less funny, thus making their new movies not as good.

I wish the only "As Seen on TV" commercials shown on TV these days were the commercials for the great stuff, and not the junk that doesn't work as advertised.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but there'll be only two that kind of commercials and they are for stuff you don't need.

I wish for new glasses.

[Fett One]

Granted, you are given new glasses but the prescription is wrong making the glasses useless for you.

I wish for a live action TV show starring Batman and Superman working together to fight crime.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but the actors chosen to play Batman and Superman are both new to acting, making the show have a slow start and low ratings, thus leading to its cancellation.

I wish the Garfield Minus Garfield comics (basically, they're Garfield comics with Garfield removed) made more sense even if Garfield himself remained absent from them.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, they start to make sense to people but since that is against common sense those people are soon discriminated and the mental hospitals overflood with them.

I wish people tolerated more people that are somewhat different.

[Fett One]

Granted but people lose the ability to tolerate people that are similar.

I wish video rental stores would make a huge comeback.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but the rented videos cost ten times the cost of buying one.

I wish the drunk stork in Looney Tunes (he was in the Bugs Bunny cartoon Apes of Wrath) could control his hiccups.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. Unfortunately Mikachu Yukitatsu was unfamiliar with the Bugs Bunny cartoon in question and had to look it from YouTube and his computers and phones crashed for some odd reason and you had to wait for him for a total of 13 days.

I wish to become a Pokemon Gym Leader.

[Fett One]

Granted, you are made a gym leader that specializes in Dunsparces

I wish all types of pizza was healthy for you while keeping the same great taste.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but the places selling the pizzas only allow people to buy a single pizza a month per person/family.

I wish Pokemon Fusion had Unova, Kalos, and Alola Pokemon (if anyone is curious as to what Pokemon Fusion is, it's right here, and it has every Pokemon up to Victini in it; I can't understand why it has Victini, but that doesn't really have anything to do with the wish here).

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but once those Pokemon are included, a new Pokemon game comes out, introducing a total of 50,000 new Pokemon.

I wish for a new Pokemon anime series where the main character catches one new Pokemon every episode.

[Fett One]

Granted, but the character achieves this by stealing other peoples pokemon.

I wish for a live action Gargoyles movie with Keith David returning to voice Goliath.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but Goliath gets a very small part in the movie.

I wish all the topics in AC/CC were moved into an archive forum as I'm 100% certain AC/CC will never be back.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but once it's moved TPM gets 100 new members interested in that forum.

I wish to acquire the Millennium Puzzle.

[Fett One]

Granted but Yami Mikachu Yukitatsu completely takes over your life, leaving you trapped in the Millennium Puzzle for all of eternity.

I wish to own a Sherman Tank.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but you end up getting it without a license, forcing you to either sell it or leave it in your yard as a decoration.

I wish more games made in the future had a "Hard Mode" option built-in without the need of using Action Replay codes or some other similar type of codes.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. The package of those games is so hard that when you throw one of those at somebody that person is knocked out instantly.

I wish to become a general.