Granted, you become so sexier that everyone in the world becomes too intimated by your looks to talk and look at you.
I wish for a battle between Goku and One Punch Man to see who would win in a fight.
Granted but all the items are in very bad condition.
I wish I was sexier.
Granted, you become so sexier that everyone in the world becomes too intimated by your looks to talk and look at you.
I wish for a battle between Goku and One Punch Man to see who would win in a fight.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted. They end up battling each other, but neither of them win the fight due to a third, unseen fighter knocking them both out within a matter of seconds after the fight begins.
I wish The Price is Right would have a taping to allow people to return who lost their pricing games on their previous appearance.
Knight of Time
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Granted, but that only applies to a Finnish version of the program on Finnish television and you can't understand a word of it.
I wish there was a Finnish version of The Price is Right on Finnish television.
Granted but the show is made on the cheap by giving prizes that came from the dollar store, which causes people to loose interest in the show.
I wish to own a flying car.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, but George Jetson suddenly transports himself in front of you and accuses you of stealing his long-lost car.
I wish I knew what was going on with Archie and the possible cancellation of their Sonic the Hedgehog comic book series.
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted. They do that just to annoy you and you take that as a personal insult.
I wish I could be more polite to people.
Granted, you become more polite to people but crueler to animals.
I wish all beings in the universe are peaceful.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, but all animals (including those kept as pets) become hostile toward humans as a result.
I wish Psypokes would fix their Pokemon Gold & Silver time changer page so that (1) they would mention the way to reset the clock in Crystal, and (2) the online calculator is fixed.
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted, but to compensate these additions, a virus takes over both The PokeMasters forums and our main site, as well as Serebii, Smogon, Veekun and Bulbapedia.
I wish Finland to have a new Parliamentary Election as soon as possible (according to today's news, we are in the middle of a governmental crisis right now).
Granted, the Finland equivalent of Donald Trump ends up being elected.
I wish Adam West would return to life so he can portray Batman forever.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, but Burt Ward, Julie Newmar, and every other actor/actress who portrayed Batman or another Batman-related character end up dying as a result.
I wish my (old) 3DS XL could be fixed so that an AC adapter would work with it again.
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted, now your new 3DS XL stops working completely.
I wish I could design the new church that will be built in my hometown. (You might recall the old one was burned down last year)
Granted, you design a church so grand in appearance that people are afraid to go near it out of fear of ruining the church, thus leading them to build a second church to pray in, causing yours to go unused.
I wish the next Star Trek movie is a time travel story that has Kirk's crew meeting up with Picard's crew and having to work together to save The Federation.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, but you'll have to travel in time yourself in order to see it.
I wish Fett One could really travel in time.
Granted, I use this ability to go back in time to buy a bunch of items brand new, items that are considered antiques today, and sell them for a huge fortune, making my self extremely rich.
I wish it was possible to battle Professor Oak in the Pokemon games.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted. Professor Oak appears after you have completed the game 100% but you are only allowed to use your starter Pokemon, while Professor Oak has all the Pokemon you have stored in your PC, and what's more, every other trainer's Pokemon in the game, making him impossible to beat.
I wish for a trip to Japan.
Granted, you receive a one way ticket to Japan by way of charter plane, which you have to learn to fly first.
I wish for a Justice League/Avengers crossover movie.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, but the people of Marvel Comics and DC Comics argue over which side should have more appearances in the movie, eventually leading it to its cancellation as neither side is able to come to an agreement.
I wish The Chase USA would return someday for a fifth season, with Brooke Burns as host, and Mark "The Beast" Labbett returning alongside some worthy contestants (aka contestants with a good chance of winning money, as The Beast has stopped MANY people from winning money with his ungodly amount of knowledge on trivia).
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted. The questions posed to the contestants end up being very iffy things about their own private life making them unable to answer correctly as they are strongly against revealing such secrets in front of a nationwide audience.
I wish to become a powerful dragon.
Granted, you become the most powerful bearded dragon on the planet.
I wish to have the worlds fastest internet connection for free.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, but a malware program you find by mistake latches onto your internet connection, disabling it.
I wish I knew what it would be like if someone accidentally twisted their own wish instead of another person's wish.
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted. You make this mistake yourself repeatedly and every time you try to twist someone's wish you end up twisting your own one.
I wish to become a ninja.
Granted, you are transported to the world of Fruit Ninja and get to become a ninja pro at slicing fruit.
I wish to gain the power cosmic
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, but a major flaw in it causes it to shorten your lifespan and give you a new, unknown, incurable form of cancer in your later years.
I wish that I wasn't able to attract women who enjoy having domination over men.
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted, now you are always attracted by such women, and as they aren't attracted by you, you end up lonely anyway.
I wish to own a real R2-D2.
Granted, but without Kenny Baker (who is deceased), your R2-D2 won't function properly.
I wish to be immune to all earthly diseases.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, but you become more susceptible to diseases exclusive to other planets.
I wish I was a master juggler.
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted, but you end up being entirely incompetent in all other things.
I wish to be able to enter Digital World.
Granted, you enter the Digital World only to find it empty because all of the Digimon have traveled to the real world.
I wish Spectacular Spider-Man gets brought back for a third season to give the show a proper ending.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, but the third season of Spectacular Spider-Man ends up being the final season, as Spider-Man is defeated and killed in the final episode, giving the show the worst possible ending as it's cancelled.
I wish I knew what it would be like if Little_Pikachu made a return to TPM and noticed everyone's signature (excluding hers) was mysteriously changed to owned (this is a reference to the days where she looked over people's signatures to make sure they weren't too long, deleting them and replacing them with the word owned if they were too big for her, just incase anyone remembers those days).
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted, but it's basically useless since the images replaced by the message were hosted by Photobucket and didn't show up anyway in the first place due to the recent changes in the site policy.
I wish the TV interview I'm watching right now was more interesting to me.
Granted, it becomes so interesting that it becomes the only thing you watch because you lose all interest in watching anything else.
I wish I didn't require sleep to survive.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted. But as a result of not requiring sleep, you eventually turn into a mindless zombie due to being awake for too long.
I wish that a wishing well was available for us to make our future wishes here with.
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted, but it isn't available for anyone else, making other people jealous to us and they do all they can to prevent us from making wishes with that wishing well. Well well.
I wish to have a wife and two children.
Granted, you marry a Klingon and have two kids that are half human/klingon.
I wish to own a Transformer that is completely loyal to me.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, but it eventually begins to dislike being in the company of your friends and family, forcing you to choose between it and the people in your life.
I wish I was able to make some delicious, fruit-flavoured water using the gizmo I have for adding the flavours of various fruit to water, but without draining out too much flavour from the fruit used.
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted, but it tastes good to your taste only, so everyone is wondering how you think it's so delicious.
I wish to become a master composer.
Granted, you become a master at composing destruction.
I wish to become an unstoppable military genius.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, but your intelligence is soon deemed too high for the military, and they tell you to leave, fearing you will bring disaster on them before long.
I wish I could use my voice to automatically type what I was wanting to say on a computer and on any forum (including TPM), without needing to type manually.
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020