This is one of my Classics:

WYOMING

Welcome to Wyoming
with its vast and subtle plains
so quaint and peaceful
you would never know
that it's the home of the Roswell Aliens
and Hitler's brains...

Yes it is here that starts
all the conspiracies of our nation
Such as Big Foot and the Loch Ness Monster
and JFK's assassination
Only we have the smarts
to rig the World Series scores
and only we could unleash the Asteroid
that wiped out the Dinosaurs.

It was us behind Watergate
Don't try to doubt it
and the thing that is great
is that there's nothing you can do about it

Oh, you can't stop the pod people from growing
and you can't prevent the land mines from exploding
you'll never keep Atlantis from imploding
and you'll stop what is going
down in Wyoming.

It's here that we lock up all the electric cars
and keep our cloning experiments quiet
Everyday there's rumors we gotta refute
and make them sound like jokes
Sure, the Cold War was one big hoax
We needed a reason to build our nukes
Can't let the people know or they'll riot
can't let them know about our Embassy on Mars

Not all of our missiles are ballistic
and there's no reason to panic
sure, the 1970s never existed
but we had to distract you while we blew up a planet

Oh, you can't stop the subliminal messages from showing
and you can't keep the economy from slowing
No, you'll never make the toxic waste stop flowing
and you'll never stop what is going
down in Wyoming

You can just forget
about Area 51
and everything the Tabloids have done
Everything you know
just toss out the window
you ain't seen nothing yet

We're in outer space, too
and deep underground
yep, we're all around
and even inside of you

Though we twist and manipulate
and we're always on the roam
it all comes back to one little state
a place where that conspiracy calls home...

Oh you can't stop the aliens from probing!
and you can't throw off the missiles: they're homing
No, you'll never prevent the Mexicans from stowing
and you can't keep the radiation from glowing
but we can keep from knowing
what is going...
just what is going...
down in Wyoming!