Okay, here goes!

Uxie, we need shields. Give us Safeguard, Light Screen, Reflect.

Tweety and Oslo Jr., I'm reassigning you both to Gunner duties. Man the cannons (not that either of you are men) and then fire at will!

Professor Jeremiah Buggenfield, I'm relieving you of the position of Gunner. You will instead be shunted off to a new position titled Guy Who Fights Kyogre. Begin with Thunder Wave and then two Tail Glows.