Comeback Battle! Blade VS. Rossymore (Ref: Oslo)

[Blademaster]

Now, Pira, settle down...! I'll find you a Cap after the battle. I promise. Seriously, those red blocks are all over the place.

..What? Battle? Oh yeah, use Round and drown that bug out until it goes down. Vent your hat-deprivation, girl! Work those vocal c-... cords...? Vines? I'm a bad phytomorphologist, sorry.

[Oslo]

TEAM BLADEMASTER
vs.
TEAM ROSSYMORE

LOCATION:	bob-omb battlefield
DQ TIME:	ten days
BANNED:	n/a
MISC.:	one sub max per round

• PRE-ROUND •

• ROUND ELEVEN •• POST-ROUND •

NOTES:

• Unless overcome, TEAM ROSSYMORE's Tailwind will remain in effect for six more actions
• TEAM ROSSYMORE to release next
• TEAM BLADEMASTER to command next

[Rossymore]

Alright, Backburner, female Typhlosion with Blaze, let's win this!

[Blademaster]

Ho, WHOA. Son of a bitch, the big guns have come out!

...Piranha, quit shaking! You have the power to mess that thing up! Use Wring Out, then Body Slam her. Finish up by burning it with Acid. Fight fire WITH fire!

[Rossymore]

Well, Protect methinks, then since we should be nice and quick, finish up the round with two Eruptions. Maximum power!

Where's a Choice Specs when you need them?

[Oslo]

TEAM BLADEMASTER
vs.
TEAM ROSSYMORE

LOCATION:	bob-omb battlefield
DQ TIME:	ten days
BANNED:	n/a
MISC.:	one sub max per round

• PRE-ROUND •

• ROUND TWELVE •• POST-ROUND •

NOTES:

• Unless overcome, Backburner's Tailwind will remain in effect for three more actions
• TEAM ROSSYMORE to command next

[Blademaster]

...Rooooooossyyyyyyyy!!!!!

[Rossymore]

Alright, we're back. I should probably post more.

Quick Attack until it goes down! Strategy means nothing!

[Blademaster]

Maybe not to you...

Piranha, time for our final stand. Use a combo of Protect and Double Team. Then pray for a miss or Paralysis to kick in and use Spit Up.

If he starts the round off Paralyzed, then flip it backwards: Spit Up first, then Protect + Double Team when it moves in for an attack.

[Oslo]

TEAM BLADEMASTER
vs.
TEAM ROSSYMORE

LOCATION:	bob-omb battlefield
DQ TIME:	ten days
BANNED:	n/a
MISC.:	one sub max per round

• PRE-ROUND •

• ROUND THIRTEEN •• POST-ROUND •

NOTES:

• TEAM BLADEMASTER to command next

[Blademaster]

Time for the finale, Pira.

Wait for her to come in for the kill, and then fire off a Venoshock in her face.

[Rossymore]

From a nice distance, Swift her face.

[Blademaster]

'Come in for the kill' is an expression, Rossy. I meant for her to attack when you did.

[Oslo]

TEAM BLADEMASTER
vs.
TEAM ROSSYMORE

LOCATION:	bob-omb battlefield
DQ TIME:	ten days
BANNED:	n/a
MISC.:	one sub max per round

• PRE-ROUND •

• ROUND FOURTEEN •• POST-ROUND •

NOTES:

• TEAM BLADEMASTER to release next
• TEAM ROSSYMORE to command next

[Blademaster]

Well done, Pira. You're a credit to your species.

And you are SO getting a new hat.

Alright, big finale time! I have a couple of Pokemon left to get battle EXP for, but fuck that. Let's give our nonexistent crowd a show!

Piranha, return; I choose you, THUNDERHAND!!! (Electivire[M] - Motor Drive)

[Rossymore]

Electivire, eh? One more seen entry for me.

Attract. You'll probably protect against that, so that means next action is a Bulldoze. After that, douse it with Flamethrower.

[Blademaster]

Attract? That shit don't work when you got SWAG.

So, look the other way and Swagger. Blow the bitch off. Then do some demolition of your own with a Rock Slide. Finish up with a Thunderbolt counter-strike.

[Oslo]

TEAM BLADEMASTER
vs.
TEAM ROSSYMORE

LOCATION:	bob-omb battlefield
DQ TIME:	ten days
BANNED:	n/a
MISC.:	one sub max per round

• PRE-ROUND •

• ROUND FIFTEEN •• POST-ROUND •

NOTES:

• TEAM BLADEMASTER to command next

[Blademaster]

Electro Ball, Brick Break, Thunderbolt.

[Rossymore]

Hmm, not doing too well here. Rest up, then Sleep Talk. *crosses fingers* (Obviously keep resting if you can't due to bias hax, then remainder of actions Sleep Talk)

[Oslo]

TEAM BLADEMASTER
vs.
TEAM ROSSYMORE

LOCATION:	bob-omb battlefield
DQ TIME:	ten days
BANNED:	n/a
MISC.:	one sub max per round

• PRE-ROUND •

• ROUND SIXTEEN •• POST-ROUND •

NOTES:

• TEAM ROSSYMORE to command next

[Rossymore]

Sleep talk until you wake, then blatant cheating until you win, er, Flamethrower.

[Oslo]

I forgot that Paralysis quartered base Speed rather than halving it, so I adjusted Electro Ball's damage up a bit. This means Blaze is active during the final action, so I upped Fire Punch's damage as well.

[Blademaster]

Thunderpunch, Cross Chop, Shock Wave.

Finish her off.

[Oslo]

TEAM BLADEMASTER
vs.
TEAM ROSSYMORE

LOCATION:	bob-omb battlefield
DQ TIME:	ten days
BANNED:	n/a
MISC.:	one sub max per round

• PRE-ROUND •

• ROUND SEVENTEEN •• POST-ROUND •

Good battle, guys. Blade gets six points, Rossy gets three and I get six. And that's that!

*disappears in a puff of Bob-ombs*

[Rossymore]

Excellent battle, but fuck weather ball. Let's do it again some time.

[Blademaster]

Indeed we should.

Thanks for reffing, Oslo. Welp, I'm off to the bank.