For Japanese-Speaking GTA 2 Players

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I would like to know what they say in Japanese in the radio programs. You know the same channel they advertise wake-up calls and lawnmovers...

If I only knew what they say I would translate it, but they speak too fast for me...

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

And now, after 12 years, I got an answer to my question.

This is me from Funami FM, somehow it's me, Teriyaki-chaaan!
Oh it makes me feel sick, it's irritating isn't it? (This bad weather, bad traffic and bad crime!)
Stop fooling around who do you think we are? And you can't never be sure whether Yakuza's friend or foe, really... (Shouts something) Johnny Zoo and Danny Zoo has all become a car-crime, this computer game is starting to become shitty... Is this really fun at all!?
(song)
So, I will play a new record now!
It's such a pleasant day, really... it is quite hot though, now (pull up the song next!)
(commercials)
Stop fooling around who do you think we are! Who knows whether the Yakuza's friend or foe... (Good song next one!)
(song)
...
(Land rover commercial)
Ain't this really shitty is it really any fun at all? Yes!