Team Rocket's best quotes

[Pewter City Geodude]

OK here we go, all you Team Rocket fans...rack your brains, check the Internet, whatever...let's try to assemble all of Team Rocket's best quotes! Please include the episode the quote came from if you can. (Yes, this includes funny versions or partial versions of their motto.) I'll be adding more later as I find them. The quotes below are in no particular order.

Who Gets to Keep Togepi?
James: We have a proud tradition of failure to uphold!

Pokemon The Movie 3
Jessie: Who cares if we failed this time!
James: We'll get another chance to fail next time!

Meowth: (referring to the Unown) Dey kinda look like alphabet soup, wit'out da soup.

Mantine Overboard
Jessie: Minimal effort with maximum profit! That's the Team Rocket way!
James: Ooooo...I love us!

Octillery the Outcast!
Jessie: Aaaahh! It's my wretched recurring Remoraid nightmare come true!
James: I see no resemblance to that first grade teacher of yours.
Jessie: Well that's a relief, but you can't blame me, Ms. Crabtree was really scary.

The Mystery is History
TR grunt: "What are your orders sir?"
Namba: "The same thing I always order! Fish sticks!"

Jessie: "Wasn't that Cassidy and what's-his-name?"
James: "It's Butch, he's a little sensitive about that."

A Promise is a Promise
Jessie: "We'll coerce those creeps into creating chaos, causing a calamity, and in the uncontrolled commotion we'll capture those condors!"
James: "Brilliant use of the letter C!"

Bulbasaur...the Ambassador
Jessie: "I'm so cold I can't feel my nose!"
James: "I'm so cold I can't feel my toes!"
Meowth: "And I'm so cold I wish I wore clothes!"

Dues and Don'ts
Jessie: Prepare for trouble, don't drop the ball!
James: And make it double with an offsides call!
Jessie: To protect our team we won't call it quits!
James: We'll unite our runners with a fourth-down blitz!
Jessie: To denounce the evils of an eighth-round pick!
James: To extend our reach with a three-point kick!
Jessie: Jessie!
James: James!
Jessie: Team Rocket does one for the giver at the speed of light!
James: No timeouts, the clock's running, so let's fight fight fight!
Meowth: Touchdown, that's right!

James: "How do you know it's a Blizzard attack?"
Jessie: "Maybe because we're in a blizzard?"
James: "Oh...that makes sense."

Talkin' 'Bout an Evolution!
Meowth: "What's more ridiculous, gettin' lost or us followin' dem gettin' lost?"

James: "That's just not right! Zero is a gross exaggeration, we are at least 2 to 3 percent worthwhile!"

Meowth: "I'm gonna take a little nappy-poo." (puts its face down in the water)
James: "Meowth, you capsized!"

Better Eight Than Never
Jessie: We're getting so close to the Dragon Fang I can almost smell it!
Meowth: Heh heh...that was me.

Jessie: Our research warns: Prepare for trouble!
James: Our data's conclusive, so make it double!
Jessie: To protect the world from devastation!
James: To unite all people's within our nation!
(background switches to various shots of J&J in swimsuits, windsurfing, etc.)
Jessie: To denounce the evils of a string bikini...
James: ...and extend our reach a teeny weeny!
Jessie: Jessie!
James: James!
Jessie: Team Rocket surfs the wind at the speed of light!
James: Surrender now and shoot the curl or prepare to fight!
Meowth: Meowth, dat's right!

Pokemon the Movie 2000
Jessie: Well if things are gonna get ugly, we may as well try Weezing!

Jessie: If that kid thinks we're here for trouble...
James: ...we're certainly going to burst his bubble!
Jessie: Instead of causing tribulation...
James: ...we've undergone a transformation!
Jessie: Though it's way outside our usual range...
James: ...we're going to do something nice for a change!
Jessie: Jessie!
James: James!
Jessie: Up till now Team Rocket's been quite unscrupulous!
James: Being good guys for once would be super-dupulous!
Meowth: Daaat's riiiight!

Jessie: So that means the bad guys...
James: ...are finally...
Meowth: ...good guys!
Jessie: So then we're not bad!
James: That's good!
Meowth: What if da boss finds out?
James: That's bad!
Jessie: So we'll start our own team!
James: That's good!
Meowth: But we got no money!
James: That's bad!
Jessie: Then we'll just steal some!
James: That's good...or is that bad?

Just Add Water
Meowth: Da boss will wake up after a good night's sleep, walk outside, and peel off his robe for a morning dip!
James: He's wearing swimming trunks, right?

Pokemon Scent-sation (I think)
Meowth: My nose feels like it's on fire!
Jessie: Meowth, you don't have a nose!
Meowth: My nose, what happened?!! The stink dissolved it off my face!!.......Oh yeah, I almost forgot, the cartoonist never gave me a nose!

Hassle in the Castle
Jessie: To protect the world from scratching and itching!
James: To finally stop all of Jessie's...complaining!

[Pichu]

Pokémon 2000

Jesse: I hate to get burned by their fire.
James: I hate to get zapped by their lightning
Meowth: I hate to get hit by ... their droppings!

Mewtwo Returns
James: The Team Rocket Combat Units?
Jesse: They're here?
Meowth: Where?
Jesse: There they are.
James: Pretty impressive.
Meowth: Where is the Meowth-head balloons?

James: Look at our faces.
Jesse: They are friendly.
Meowth: and Foey.

Jesse: Do you ever think it is a good idea to explore the possibility of utilizing an alternate means of transportation?
Meowth: Not really.
James: Well, at least this time we finally got the twerps pikachu. That's certainly progress. Oh!
Meowth: Look, it must've got loose when the balloon crash landed.
Jesse: Now its just standing there.
Meowth: Huh?
James: Why is it sparking like that?
Meowth: Maybe it wants to play?
Pikachu: Pi-ka-ChUuUuU...

[Zak]

"To Denounce the Evils of a String Bikini!"
~Lapras of Luxury

"Introducing our new invention.... even better than the chicken who invented the egg (but of course all great scientests know that the egg first produced the chicken)"
~Haunter VS. Kadabra

~Zak

[Rocketboy]

Meowth: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY FRIENDS!!

Jessie: Oh goody, here we go again

James: It's what we do Jess. Chase!

[Craig]

I have one.

James: I am the flaming moltres!!

It speaks for itself really.

[legendary fisherman1]

"Pokemon The Movie 2000"

Jessie: Face it kids when your dealing with the opposite sex, your only asking for trouble.

James: And thats the kind of trouble, I stay out of.


Good god I practicly fell out of my seat when I heard that line!

[Azure Pathos-Sketchit]

Well, I forget the name of the episode, but it's one of the earliest ones. You know, where Ash challenges Misty for the Cascadebadge. When they're being swept away by the water, James says,

"It's times like these that make me want to go straight."

*hint hint*

XD

[Rocketboy]

Originally posted by Azure Pathos-Sketchit


"It's times like these that make me want to go straight."

*hint hint*

XD

Actually, when he said that, he meant to go good.

[Pewter City Geodude]

Originally posted by legendary fisherman1
"Pokemon The Movie 2000"

Jessie: Face it kids when your dealing with the opposite sex, your only asking for trouble.

James: And thats the kind of trouble, I stay out of.

I don't understand why people always take that quote out of context. The very next lines were:

Meowth: Yous two don't need de opposite sex 'cause ya got each other!

Jessie: What does that mean?

James: That's not funny!

[Water Pokemon Master]

Spell of the Unown

*balloon hovers over stream*
Meowth: Hay! It's the twirps! There walking thorugh a stream coming from that wacky building.
Jesse: There must be some value Pokemon inside.
James: And the only way to get there must be by wading.
Meowth: But there walking through the water.
James: There wading.
Meowth: No, there walking!
Jesse: There wading!
Meowth: How can they be wading if there walking?!
James: There walking through the stream?
Meowth: Yeah?
Jesse and James: Then there wading!

*baloon is crashing*
Looks like Team Rockets . . . (boom and crash)

*after baloon crashes*
James: (girly whiny voice) A sneak attack. It's not fair.
Meowth: Yeah. That's usually our job.
Jesse: What is all this?
James: Well, it's not my idea of decorating.
Jesse: Will you be serious James?! We got to find a way to get out of this predicament.
Meowth: You think we could shimmy up to the tower?
Jesse: It might take us hours to get to the top.
(all look down)
Meowth: We could try to go to the bottom.
James: That's where we usually wind up anyway.
Jesse: Wonder how long it would take?
Meowth: About shree (3) seconds if we jump.
(all moan)


EDIT: BTW, I have never understood that 2nd movie opposite sex thingy. Can anyone explain it to me?

[Pewter City Geodude]

Well it *could* be taken to mean that they don't need to look for a boyfriend/girlfriend because they already have each other...if you think of it that way it'd be a Rocketshipping hint.

Or it could be an insult, like: "Jessie, you don't need a guy, you have James" or vice-versa. As if they aren't even worth being called a guy or girl cause they're ugly or something.

[Mikey]

A Corsola Caper
Meowth- This is out 500th Heist!
James- Let's see, the bank, the grocery store, my grandma, yep this is the 500th!

[Azure Pathos-Sketchit]

Originally posted by Rocketboy
Actually, when he said that, he meant to go good.

I know that, I was just trying to bring up a little humor because of the double-meaning in that quote.

[Pewter City Geodude]

After watching The Wacky Watcher for the first time, I found this one:

James: "But Jessie, why aren't we catching them with Pokeballs?"
Jessie: "Because Pokeballs cost money, and money is something we're out of!!!"
Meowth: (quite casually) "Anger is no excuse for ending a sentence with two prepositions."

[Jamesology101]

I don't understand why people always take that quote out of context

I don't see how Meowth saying "You two don't need the opposite sex because ya got each other" changes the context of the original double entendre. If anything, Meowth seems to be suggesting that Jessie and James are sort of in their own bizarre genders and are each other's opposite sex: Jessie is the very aggressive, almost 'masculine' woman, and James is the highly 'feminised' man. But whatever.

Here's one from "Beauty And The Breeder", I think, where James comments on Officer Jenny's taste in clothes:

"The chiccest thing in her wardrobe is probably bullet-proof!" XD I love that one.

[darktyranitar]

Don't touch that 'dile

-Meowth: I'm gonna call the boss that we got the hold of the Pokemon, before it get the hold of you.
-Jessie: At least I got a brain, you half-witted!
Meowth: Half-witted is better than none!
-Jessie: You can make the call now and tell the boss the same thing we always said-"Team Rocket mess things up again!"

Gettin' the bug out

(Team Rocket wearing plant costume)
-Jessie: I'll be a beautiful tree!
James: And I'll be a sturdy tree!
Meowth: And I'll be a pesky weed!
James: I love it.It's simple, nasty, and cheap.
Meowth: Yeah, just like me!
-Jessie: They found us!
James: Stay calm.
Meowth: Just stay organic!
-Jessie(slow): Oh,prepare for trouble, that what they should do.
James(slow): And make it double, we're grabbing Pikachu.
Meowth: Haa!
Jessie(slow): To protect the world from devastation.
James(slow): To unite all people within our nation
Jessie(slow): To denounce the evil of truth and love.
James(slow): To extand our reach for the star above.
Meowth: Sing it!
Jessie: Jessie.
James: James.
Jessie: Team Rocket digging for Pikachu at the speed of light.
James: Surrender now or prepare to fight the crowd at the opening night.
Meowth: Meowth, that's right!

A farfetch'd tale

-James: My tummy need a yummy!
-Meowth: Hey, I think I smell food with my nose!
-James: Look, two delightful butter rolls!
Jessie: Without butter!
-Meowth: Looks like you ain't going far, Farfetch'd.
Jessie: Team Rocket is going to fetch you!
-Jessie: Stop that!I'm serious with you!
Meowth: I'm serious, too!
James: I'm famished!
-Jessie: You should stop thinking with your stomach, and start thinking using your brain like I do!
-(James stomach rumbling)
Jessie: Can you stop that! I can't hear myself with all that noise!
James: Don't tell me, tell my stomach!
-James: Hooray, we win!
Meowth: Can we wrap this up and grab a chow, please?
Jessie: I lose my will to fight.
James: I just lost my appetite!
James: We must eat something.
Jessie: Maybe we can buy some.Meowth, do you have any money?
Meowth(taking out a money purse):It's as empty as my stomach!
-Jessie: All we have to do is sell it to the highest bidder...
James:... and then we'll buy ourself a humongous dinner!
-James(trying to catch Farfetch'd): I choose you, Farfetch'd!
-James: Go weezing, Victreebell.
(Victreebell shallowing James head)
James: I'm the hungry one here, not you!
-Jessie: Then prepare for trouble.
James: Make it double.
Jessie: To protect the world from devastation
James: To unite all people within our nation.
Jessie: To denounce the evil of truth and love
James: To extand our reach for the star above
Jessie: Jessie
James: James
Jessie: Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light.
James: Surrender, now we’re preparing for dinner
Meowth: Meowth, have a bite!

Man,that was a long list. Just for you all to know, I have more. I remember all those quote because after I watch a Pokemon series, I take my book and copy down any funny quote.

[darktyranitar]

Here's some more:

Friends to the end
Meowth: Dig, dig, dig. We'll hit it big!

The double trouble header
-Casey: You mean Ash is a lier?
Jessie: A big one!
James: But not as big as we do!
-James: You said you have everything under control!
Meowth: Yeah, but in the end, I always lost control!
-Jessie: Welcome fans, to today Double Trouble Header. So, James, tell us about our evil plan.
Jessie: Well, Jess, once those two have worn out their Pokemon, Team Rocket will take hold of the field and the Pokemon! Hehe!
Meowth: This scheme ought to bring us to the Hall of Shame!

A sappy ending
-Meowth: Hey, I think I like it! Meowthy like it!
-Jessie:You just give me a million dollar idea.
Meowth: I sure could use a million buck. Can you give me back?
-Meowth: Bulbasaur thought it could put it's petal to the metal!
James: Hahaha!
Jessie: That's a good one!
-Meowth: Come on! Our mechanical Pinsir should be able to crush Heracross like a bug
-(After Jessie and James broke Mecha-Pinsir controller)
Meowth: Akkk, you broke my toy!
-Jessie: Prepare for trouble, now that we're in the wood.
James: And make it double, we're up to no good.
Jessie: To protect the world from devastation.
James: To unite all people within our nation.
Jessie: To denouce the evil of truth and love
James: To extand our reach for the star above.
Jessie: Jessie.
Jessie: James.
Jessie: Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light.
James: Surrender now or prepare to fight, fight, fight.
Meowth: Meowth, taht's right!

BTW, anybody here remember TR motto in The double trouble header(Baseball theme)

[darktyranitar]

Long time since anybody else post on this topic.

Snack Attack

-Jessie(examining a grapefruit): It has thick skin.
James: Just like you, Jessie!
-Meowth: You mean we can turn the the fruit skin into candy?
Jessie: No, we're going to turn them into cash!
-Meowth: Waak, it's a Snorlax!
James: And it's stealing what we stole!
-(Snorlax Body Slammed Arbok)
James: It looks like Arbok is turn into a snake skin!And it could fit Snorlax!
-James(hypnosising Snorlax):Look into the pendulum. That's right. You're getting sleepy. Your eyes are getting drowsy. When I count to 3, you'll be completely asleep.(count)One, two, three(Snap fingers)Zzzzz(James asleep)
Meowth: Hey, you are not suppose to be sleeping!

Pokemon the movie 2000

-Jessie: An island!
James: In a storm!
Meowth: I've seen this movie!
Jessie: The ship is ruined!
James: I'm sick over it!
Meowth: I'm seasick over it!
-Meowth: Pikachu...
Jessie: We'll get you!
Jessie: It is always bad luck for us, isn't it? But now, our luck have changed and our ship has finally come in!(A sailboat appear behind Team Rocket)
-Meowth: Those aren't attack, Jessie. Pikachu is trying to talk to Zapdos. It's saying"What are you doing here, Zapdos, and where's Moltres?"
Jessie: Good question!
-James: Translation?
Jessie: What's it saying?
Meowth: It is saying"Moltres used to rule this island. But now that Moltres is gone, lightning shall rule over fire and I claim this island my own"Heh, I guess Moltres flew the coop!
-(Flying in a flying fortress)
Jessie: This sure beats an in-flight movie!
James: If it is true, then all intelligence lifeform will be destroyed!
Jessie:That's right!
James: And I'll be...
Meowth: You will be fine!
Jessie: If things are gettin ugly, we might as well try Weezing!
-(Weezing fell because hitting a forcefield around Zapdos)
Meowth: Come on, you big palooka. Get up and fight!
-Jessie: He's always the hero!
James: We're always the zero!
Meowth: We could behero, too if we ever caught a break!

[EmpressMyuu]

--From Pokémon the Movie 2000!

James: All intelligent life will be destroyed! And I'll be...
Meowth: You'll be just fine.

That one gets me everytime.

[Pewter City Geodude]

Hey, Myuu! Haven't seen you post on Bulbagarden in a long time...or am I imagining things?

[Zak]

Originally posted by Pewter City Geodude
Hey, Myuu! Haven't seen you post on Bulbagarden in a long time...or am I imagining things?

It's not the same person, dude. And stay on topic

~Zak

[darktyranitar]

Tunnel vision

-(In Onix Tunnel)
Jessie: Suddenly I feel weird.
James: I always feel weird!
-Jessie: Jigglypuff jas ruined our plan to steal the twerp's water Pokemon.
Meowth: You have a plan for a second washout?
-Jessie: I would be delighted if we reached the end of the tunnel.
James: Hey, I wonder if that where they get the old saying,"delight is on the other side of the tunnel"!

[Becky_353544353]

"Pokemon The Movie 2000"

Jessie: "Face it kids when your dealing with the opposite sex, your only asking for trouble."

James: "And thats the kind of trouble, I stay out of."

Meowth: "You two don't need the opposite sex because you have each other"

That is the funniest quote ever

[VaporeAct]

I think that this is from: A Tail with a Twist

James: Hey! COME BACK HERE WITH THAT! Fruit doesn't gorw on trees you know! ;-;


That one cracks me up every time !