[P] Angry Dad

[Yoh Asakura]

1. If you where asked to create a comic book, what would the main character be? e.g. Angry Dad, Crazy mom, etc etc

1) Meh I'd have some kinda super hero dark evil freak thing.

[FireBlast]

Superfeministdyke. Killing men with lazer vision !

[Kris]

Angry Dad, thats simpsons yeh?

Hmmm scary boyfriend sounds like a good one (about my ex). God he freaked me out!!!

[Heald]

Kiltman!

[Tainted]

Definately... Negro-Man!

...Negro-man, Negro-man-- does whatever a Negro can!
Robs a bank, any size
Bruxxes whiteys until they die!
Look out! Here comes the Negro-man!

Is he strong, listen bud!
He's high on speed and has Negro-blood
Can he swing, from a thread?
No-- he's got a pistol instead!
Watch out! There goes the Negro-man!

In the chill of night
At the scene of the crime-cleft
Like a streak of light
He arrives to steal whatever's left

Negro-man, Negro-man, friendly drug dealer Negro-man
Wealth and fame, he hasn't ignored
He's got three blings and a pile of whores
To him-- life is a great big bang up
And wherever there is a slang up
You'll find the Negro-man!
(possibly robbing people)

Adieu,
Zak Hunter

[Gengachu]

Kaptain K: By day he's Sascha Koneitzko of KMFDM; at night he fights crime with a keyboard, drumset, and bass guitar. His mohawk is the key to his special powers.

[The Blue Avenger]

Ah... this sounds like a prime opportunity to break out in superheroes from Whose Line is it Anyway?

The Mick Jagger Kid, the Richard Simmons Kid, the Stapler Kid, and anyone Colin plays. Oh, and let's not forget Killingyouguy.

[mr_pikachu]

Congratulations on 2500 posts, Kris!

Hmm... I'd have to go with an insane nutcase who randomly does things that all work perfectly in the end. :lol:

[AntiAsh Superstar]

I'd prolly create a rather Crow-esque nutcase who took up the fight against crime because he was really, really badly wronged in the past to a sanity-breaking degree, and goes around destroying the baddies in unspeakably horrible ways that most would be labeled a baddie for, but in this case it's okay because he only kills the evil ones and besides which, they raped and mutilated his wife/burnt down his home with his kids still inside/dropped an anvil on his pet dog, so we can all understand why he's so vicious and awww, he still has a heart in there somewhere. :wave:

[PancaKe]

Captain Pancake!!!

And if not that then I'd have...

Helga the Strong. A brute viking woman with a weak husband.

[ryandude713]

Id have to go for the Latino Palomino, with the power to eat hay and run with small people holding onto his back.
as a side note looking at pancake's sig always makes me want to go to IHOP.