fat man with a monkey
4th January 2005, 03:39 PM
Another video game movie. We're not surprised. We won't be if it sucks. Frankly, if I saw a sign that said "Alone in the dark" in a theatre, I'd assume they were having electric problems. At least, that's what I'd hope.
Let's take a look at the track record of video game movies, shall we?
Resident Evil, Resident Evil 2: I got better reviews and slightly higher box office revenue than these movies. Coincidentally, my froot loops had slightly more exciting zombie action.
Final Fantasy: spirits within: not a bad movie, just not a good final fantasy movie.
Super Mario Bros: It's not that bad of a movie, it's just a horrible movie. Very lackluster special effects, kinda boring story, but it gets the job done in a somewhat entertaining way.
Street Fighter: It's not street fighter unless I see that little blue fly across the screen. Really, it's just people with the same name as the characters minus the superpowers. Cammy and Chun Li, though.
Mortal Kombat I, II: 1 was better. Dialogue coulda been better, but I was pretty happy with most of the action scenes. Major complaint: Cage wasn't as cool as in the games. In the games, he's like (jesus + slash)/winston churchill, in the movie, he's lukewarm.
Chrono Trigger: I've got pretty much one thing to say about this OAV: "I am gonzales! Beat me up and get silver points!" XD
Halo: Yeah, it's not actually being made (that anyone can prove), but rumors are surfacing everywhere. I'd like to see it made, except not. While the prospect of a halo movie rocks my socks and makes me want to cream my jeans, I could just as easily see it ending up as another resident evil or Super Mario Bros.
"Doom:" not out yet. Coincidentally, not on mars, and no demons. Halfway tempted to not call it Doom.
EDIT:
Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children: I'm waiting for this one. It looks very promising from the few pictures I've seen.
Discuss, add on movies I've left off, or just give your opinion of video game movies. I just want a topic about video game movies: rumors, discussions, etc.
Let's take a look at the track record of video game movies, shall we?
Resident Evil, Resident Evil 2: I got better reviews and slightly higher box office revenue than these movies. Coincidentally, my froot loops had slightly more exciting zombie action.
Final Fantasy: spirits within: not a bad movie, just not a good final fantasy movie.
Super Mario Bros: It's not that bad of a movie, it's just a horrible movie. Very lackluster special effects, kinda boring story, but it gets the job done in a somewhat entertaining way.
Street Fighter: It's not street fighter unless I see that little blue fly across the screen. Really, it's just people with the same name as the characters minus the superpowers. Cammy and Chun Li, though.
Mortal Kombat I, II: 1 was better. Dialogue coulda been better, but I was pretty happy with most of the action scenes. Major complaint: Cage wasn't as cool as in the games. In the games, he's like (jesus + slash)/winston churchill, in the movie, he's lukewarm.
Chrono Trigger: I've got pretty much one thing to say about this OAV: "I am gonzales! Beat me up and get silver points!" XD
Halo: Yeah, it's not actually being made (that anyone can prove), but rumors are surfacing everywhere. I'd like to see it made, except not. While the prospect of a halo movie rocks my socks and makes me want to cream my jeans, I could just as easily see it ending up as another resident evil or Super Mario Bros.
"Doom:" not out yet. Coincidentally, not on mars, and no demons. Halfway tempted to not call it Doom.
EDIT:
Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children: I'm waiting for this one. It looks very promising from the few pictures I've seen.
Discuss, add on movies I've left off, or just give your opinion of video game movies. I just want a topic about video game movies: rumors, discussions, etc.