Game: Fortunately, Unfortunately...(Kid Tested, Jew Approved)

[The Muffin Man]

Zak approved this and said I can. So nyah.

Unfortunetly, Heald was nowhere to be seen!

Fortunetly, Spider-Muffin-Man came to the rescue to restart the thread!

[Last Exile]

Unfortunately, his web broke and he fell before he could react.

Fortunately, Mary Jane Watson's indestructable 36C breasts broke his fall and Spiderman felt pretty damn good.

[Toxicity]

Unfortunately, considering it wasn't Kikyo-Hulk that broke his fall, Spider-Muffin-Man was a little peeved.

Fortunately, he managed to calm down.

[The Muffin Man]

Unfortunetly, Kikyo-Hulk could not.

Fortunetly, She wandered off to rip apart PCG, so no one really stopped her.

[fat man with a monkey]

Fortunately, Captain Cheesey was there to backseat mod.

Unfortunately, Captain cheesey was there to backseat mod.

[Agent Elrond]

Fortunately Little_Pikachu was there to nuke the entire place free of spammers.

Unfortunately Little_Pikachu had forgotten her bazooka.

[Zak]

Fortunately, she was drunk, so the CP worked just fine without a bazooka.

Unfortunately she went crazy and did some things she shouldn't have...

[Tainted]

Fortunately she got rid of ASB.

Unfortunately she brought back the Shipping forum.

Adieu,
Zak Hunter

[The Muffin Man]

Fortunetly, Chris was quick to code that anyone who posted a serious discussion about how Gary and Ash are perfect for each other was banned.

Unfortunetly, he did it while drunk.

[Cheesey]

Fortunately, he still managed to code it so that it was effective.

Unfortunately, the (still) drunken Suzie managed to mangle the code so that it was ineffective.

[Tainted]

Fortunately, TPM members were reminded of love, compassion, and what the world should be like.

Unfortunately, these feelings were always between fictional characters-- further pronouncing the fact that love is dead to the real world.

Adieu,
Zak Hunter

[Heald]

Fortunately the real world is of no concern to us internet users :)

Unfortunately some assclown aka fmwam changed the format of the game :mad2:

Fortunately our lord and saviour Heald has put the thread back on track. Amen.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, you're not allowed to post three in-game statements, so Heald was banned.

Fortunately, that made the forum much cheerier. ;)

[The Muffin Man]

Unfortunetly, Heald was the long lost member of the TPM Avengers, Iron Wang.

Fortunetly, he was unbanned as the only one who could bring up an argument otherwise was WPM...and it was unban Heald of ban WPM.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, there was a goof up and everybody who was banned from this message board got unbanned

Fortunately, these people never found out about it

[Heald]

Unfortunately, you sucked off a goat.

Fortunately, I can't get banned since I made this game :P

[Last Exile]

Unfortunately, someone with a camera caught Helad in the act of his dark, secret fantasy.

Fortunately, the lens cap was still on.

[fat man with a monkey]

Unfortunately, it was on Heald.

Fortunately, the goat loved him anyways.

Besides, it was Heald's fault the game got turned around. He gave me some "jesus juice" and told me to take of my pants. I was young! I was naive! I wanted posts!

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the goat died while Heald was still in the middle of performing his dark, secret fantasy

Fortunately, the goat got processed into food for the homeless

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, not even the homeless wanted to eat the goat.

Fortunately, other goats ate it.

[fat man with a monkey]

Unfortunately, it's a well-known fact that the ingestion of one goat by another causes goats to turn into albacore.

Fortunately, everyone likes albacore.

[Last Exile]

Unfortunately, Albacore is not available in Australia.

Fortunately, Albacore is not available in Australia.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, this game's developed a trend of having the "Fortunately" and "Unfortunately" statements be identical.

Fortunately, it provides a cool dramatic effect.

[phaedrus]

Unfortunately, this dramatic effect capsized the Titanic.

Fortunately, it was already underwater so no one gave a damn.

[fat man with a monkey]

Unfortunately, leonardo dicaprio was there.

Fortunately, Jamey didn't post the same thing for his fortunately, but he felt compelled to.

[The Muffin Man]

Unfortunetly, it was the law. And Jamey became supergay for being glad Leonardo DiCaprio was there.

Fortunetly, :winky:

[phaedrus]

Unfortunately, the :winky: succumbed to the power 8).

Fortunately, the 8) actually had the power to subordinate the :winky: into a slave position.

[Toxicity]

Unfortunately, :k-rad: attempted to get rid of both of them.

Fortunately, :k-rad: caused itself to have a seizure.

[fat man with a monkey]

Unfortunately, :wtf: died...

Fortunately, Mike was wrong, because Jamey meant it's fortunate that lenoardo dicaprio was at the bottom of the ocean.

[Last Exile]

Unfortunately, Mike never had a brain to realise it.

Fortunately, modern biotechnology was finally able to provide him with one.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he was provided the brain of a seriel killer

Fortunately, he fought the urge to kill

[fat man with a monkey]

Unfortunately, he killed Tony the Tiger (lol cereal killer)

Fortunately, Lucky the leprechaun joined him on a killing spree after the kids took his lucky charms.

[The Muffin Man]

Unfortunetly, Mike went "Coocoo for Cocoa Puffs" and slaughtered Lucky.

Fortunetly, Mikes urge to kill faded. And he sat in the snow with his family, basking in TVs warm glowing warming glow.

[Last Exile]

Unfortunately, the snow froze them in and the urge to kill came back via crap TV.

Fortunately, a gust of blizzard switched the channel to an Adult channel, so mMike and his significant other got off while the rest of the family learned about the magical wonders of X-rated porn.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, watching Mike and his significant other getting off and learning about the magical wonders of X-rated porn caused the rest of the family mental anguish

Fortunately, they were able to sue Mike for millions due to the mental anguish

[Last Exile]

Unfortunately, Mike was bankrupt, so he couldn't pay up.

Fortunately, they were able to sue the director repsonsible for the material and got their millions in the end.

[fat man with a monkey]

Unfortunately, Exile broke a rule, and mike was awarded the millions of dollars.

Fortunately, Mike, being the awesome and uber nice guy he is, used a small portion of his millions of dollars to buy Jamey a black Lambourghini Diablo with yellow leather interior.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, mr_pikachu accidentally set the car on fire while Jamey was in it.

Fortunately, there were several buckets of water conveniently placed right next to the car.

[Last Exile]

Unfortunately, the water made the ink on the money run so the money was illegitimate.

Fortunately, the car was insured, so there was a massive payout all the same along with a wrongful damages lawsuit and punitive damages and Jamey was absolutely hammered.

[The Muffin Man]

Unfortunetly, his opponent(One Mr.Fire) had Johnny Cochrin(or whatever), and won the suit.

Fortunetly, a convenient beach party broke out, and no one seemed to care Jamey was millions of dollars in debt.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the police showed up at the party

Fortunately, they only wanted to join in on the fun

[Tainted]

Unfortunately, they confiscated everybody's pot.

Fortunately, they hotboxed the police car, because waste is a sin.

Adieu,
Zak Hunter

[fat man with a monkey]

Unfortunately, they attempted to drive the aforementioned hotboxed car whil stoned out of their minds.

Fortunately, it was funny until it went off the cliff.

[Last Exile]

Unfortunately, they died.

Fortunately, they died, because no one liked them. Especially the police comissioner of Malibu.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the police comissioner of Malibu was fired for not liking the two cops

Fortunately, he got another job doing what he always wanted to do, cleaning up road kill

[phaedrus]

Unfortunately, the roadkill rose from the dead and killed him.

Fortunately, the death of the police commissioner prompted a long-dead F. Scott Fitzgerald to write The Great Dead Police Commissioner of Malibu.

[fat man with a monkey]

Unfortunately, Strat had to bring the zombies back.

Fortunately, strat started to talk to them about wilco.

[Last Exile]

Unfortunately, he didn't like Wilco, although they are a good band.

Fortunately, they both liked Gorillaz.

[The Muffin Man]

Unfortunetly, the undead were immedietly dispatched(and LE and strat for being assumed as braindead zombies).

Fortunetly, now nobody likes Wilco and Gorillaz. As it should be.

[Toxicity]

Unfortunately, they suddenly started listening to the modern teenybopper stuff.

Fortunately, Laura managed to pull the newly immature strat and zombie out of this state and turn them towards different music.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the music they ended up liking was polka


Fortunately, polka music was declard illegal so no one can listen to it anywhere on the planet

[Last Exile]

Unfortunately, it was legal in Vegas because anything was legal in Vegas.

Fortunately, Noodle smashed Vegas into a billion little pieces with her guitar.

[fat man with a monkey]

Unfortunately, that happened on earth 1.

Fortunately, the crisis absolved this problem.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the crisis caused a lot of confussion and headaches

Fortunately, no one remembered that it happened

[Last Exile]

Unfortunately, no one knew how to calm Noodle down.

Fortunately, she found a plushie guitar and decided to go back home.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, her home was across the ocean.

Fortunately, she had a ferry ticket.

[Toxicity]

Unfortunately, the ferry broke down.

Fortunately, she managed to take a plane to get home.

[Jeff]

Unforutunatly, the plane broke down too, in the air.

Fourtunatly, everyone aboard had a parachute.

[Tainted]

Unfortunately, most parachutes comically contained either an anvil, or cutlery.

Fortunately, Noodle's parachute was not one of these.

Adieu,
Zak Hunter

[fat man with a monkey]

Unfortunately, it did comically contain Drew Carey.

Fortunately, when they hit, he bounced.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Noodle's got a broken neck from the fall

Fortunately, Noodle was healed using a bacta tank

[phaedrus]

Unfortunately, the bacta tank released a deadly strain of E. coli that devastated the population.

Fortunately, evolution could happen all over again.

[fat man with a monkey]

Unfortunately [to them], all of the creationists were proved wrong.

Fortunately, the re-evolving humans re-invented fast food.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, it tasted like soggy cardboard.

Fortunately, that was an improvement.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, most people didn't think it was an improvement

Fortunately, some guy named Bob invented the greatest tasting hamburger ever

[fat man with a monkey]

Unfortunately, it was made of soilent green.

Fortunately, the opinion of it varied from person to person.

[Kris]

Unfortunately that is not allowed

Fortunately no one really cared if it was or not

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, The Tick and Author cared

Fortunately, they were willing to look the other way this one time

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, they changed their minds and decided not to look the other way.

Fortunately, they were powerless to stop the revolution of free thought.

[Toxicity]

Unfortunately, a mind-control device was created to conform thoughts.

Fortunately, it short-circuited and combusted before it could start taking over a vast number of minds.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, when it blew it caused a building to burn down

Fortunately, every one got out of the building unharmed

[Last Exile]

Unfortunately, the building fell on them and killed them all.

Fortunately, they all came back as Revival Jams (plasma that continually reforms over and over)

[fat man with a monkey]

Unfortunately, it wasn't revival jam, but love jam.

Fortunately, they didn't leave any on the dress.

[Cheesey]

Unfortunately, they left it on the trousers.

Fortunately, not much of it was left there.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, a lot of teenagers had a lot of explaining to do to their parents

Fortunately, their parents didn't care

[Heald]

Unfortunately the police did.

Fortunately the police were too tied down in red tape and too busy filling out paperwork to do anything about it.

[Leon-IH]

Unfortunately they had a shitty bionicle fucker to do the paperwork.

Fortunately it was broken having seen its self in the mirror.

[fat man with a monkey]

Unfortunately, leon post didn't make any sense.

Fortunately, Jamey wasn't too willing to break the chain.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Jamey was forced to break the chain

Fortunately, he got paid for his efforts

[Heald]

Unfortunately he got paid in giraffe ovaries.

Fortunately he gave these to a blind boy and told them they were jelly beans.

[The Muffin Man]

Unfortunetly, the boy was deathly allergic to giraffe ovaries.

Fortunetly, I'm Bizarro Stormy!

[fat man with a monkey]

unfortunately these fuckers made me give away my giraffe ovaries

fortunately the blind kid was really a midget that was a street performing mime

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, somebody ran up to the mime and poked his eyes out

Fortunately, people took pity on the mime

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, they couldn't get to him to comfort him, since he had sealed himself in a box of invisible walls.

Fortunately, he enjoyed his solitude.

[Last Exile]

Unfortunately, he forgot to take food and water with him.

Fortunately, someone drilled a hole and fed him through a straw.

[Tainted]

Unfortunately, they fed him the giraffe ovaries.

Fortunately, they tasted strangely like chicken.

Adieu,
Zak Hunter

[fat man with a monkey]

Unfortunately they tasted like strange chicken.

Fortunately, they didn't taste like steamed cabbage.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, somebody fed him steamed cabbage

Fortunately, his favorite food happens to be steamed cabbage

[Last Exile]

Unfortunately, the steamed cabbage contained Revival Jams, which regenrated inside him.

Fortunately, he had pretty thin blood, so he needed the plasma from the Revival Jams.

[Cheesey]

Unfortunately, they made his blood too thick and it started to clot.

Fortunately, after letting the blood runs its course for a few minutes his system returned to normal... (I don't know how that worked)

[fat man with a monkey]

Unfortunately, Cheesey couldn't explain how he had saved the man.

Fortuantely, he cured cancer and stupidity and AIDS.

[Last Exile]

Unfortunately, he didn't cure alcoholism.

Fortunately, he invented a pill to turn alcohol into sugar.

[Cheesey]

Unfortunately, this made many alcoholics worldwide really rather angry.

Fortunately, they were on such a sugar high that it didn't matter to them, and they were too away with the fairies to do anything about it.

[fat man with a monkey]

Unfortunately, according to many psychological and biological experiments, the sugar high is nothing more than a myth, because excess amounts of glucose/sucrose/whatever don't really do anything.

Fortunately, I cunting killed exile for taking my liquor

[Toxicity]

Unfortunately, some crazy Voodoo-lady resurrected Exile in a clay mold.

Fortunately, Laura, Jamey, and others got rid of this clay Exile.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, no one can stop the clay Exile

Fortunately, the clay Exile went to go live in a jungle

[fat man with a monkey]

Unfortunately, he was forced at gunpoint by a bunch of people to read a book he didn't like.

Fortunately, I have some Kool-Aid prepared in the kitchen.

[Tainted]

Unfortunately the Kool-Aid Man himself was not there to christen the room for drinking.

Fortunately a few still chose to yell "OH YEAH!"

Adieu,
Zak Hunter

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the company that makes Kool-Aid sued the people for yelling "OH YEAH!"

Fortunately, they only had to pay the company $5

[fat man with a monkey]

Unfortunately, the people were duped out of their money, because they had fairly used the statement, which may or may not be trademarked.

Fortunately, this new invisible kool-aid is cool, it's clear like water, but it's kool-aidy like kool-aid.

[Last Exile]

Unfortunately, someone spilled it into Last Exile's grave and he came back to life.

Fortuantely, he was invisible so Jamey couldn't kill him again.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Jamey had a blood hound that could sniff out Last Exile

Fortuantely, Last Exile went to live in the ocean so the dog could never track him

[phaedrus]

Unfortunately a shark ate Last Exile.

Fortunately the world rejoiced.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, a guy in a missile silo "accidentally" hit a few buttons during the rejoicing and launched a few nuclear weapons toward countries the U.S. didn't like.

Fortunately, he got a promotion.

[Last Exile]

Unfortunately, one of the nukes hit China.

Fortunately, China wiped the United States off of the planet completely with the retalition nuclear and biological strikes, down to the last atom.

[fat man with a monkey]

Unfortunately, the United States could not be removed down to the very last atom because this would violate most of the laws of physics, as matter cannot be destroyed or created, only converted.

Fortunately, Exile doesn't apparently have to adhere to our laws of physics.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, this caused him to cease to exist

Fortunately, everyone else was able to remain in existance

[phaedrus]

Unfortunately, those in existence did not know how to spell existence.

Fortunately, someone brought a dictionary.

[Last Exile]

Unfortunately, it was in German.

Fortunately, neo-Nazis took over the US and made German the national language.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, this made the political system of the U.S. even worse than it was before.

Fortunately, the oppressed people took up arms and started a revolution.

[fat man with a monkey]

Unfortunately, the political system wasn't that bad before.

Fortuantely, this new american revolution led to a government for the people, by the people, of the people. so nothing changed.

[Last Exile]

Unfortunately, since nothing changed, China got ahead of America in economical and military terms.

Fortunately, they were still busy trying to take over Taiwan...again.

[phaedrus]

Unfortunately, the U.N. stepped in.

Fortunately, the Islamic jihad sabotaged the U.N. efforts.

(no offense to Muslims and whatnot)

[fat man with a monkey]

Unfortunately, the Jihad was a fad, and died down after the release of *NSYNC's new album.

Fortunately, I was in a soundproof room as this album was released.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the soundproof room had a speak which the music from that allbum was being played on

Fortunately, the speaker had an off switch

[Cheesey]

Unfortunately, the off switch was unreachable.

Fortunately, *NSync grew on Jamey after time.

[fat man with a monkey]

Unfortunately, they grew on me like a cancer.

Fortunately, I became one of them and got hot chickiepoon from my groupies.

[Tainted]

Unfortunately, it was fat hot chickiepoon.

Fortunately, I suppose she got something out of it.

Adieu,
Zak Hunter

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, she got aids out of it

Fortunately, she was able to get experimental treatment for it

[Kris]

Unfortunately it went wrong

Fortunately the doctor was hot and she got with him

[fat man with a monkey]

Unfortunately, she died soon afterwards.

Fortunately, she didn't get the AIDS from me.

[The Muffin Man]

Unfortunetly, her boyfriend did.

Fortunetly, That means Jamey plays both sides of the field :winky:

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, his friends found out and started to harass him

Fortunately, the harassment only lasted for 2 months

[Toxicity]

Unfortunately, a taunting Frenchman came around and reminded him of it.

Fortunately, he didn't catapult any animals at Jamey.

[phaedrus]

Unfortunately, the Black Knight attempted to throw animals at Jamey.

Fortunately, Jamey sliced the Black Knight's limbs off afore tis attempt occured.

[Cheesey]

Unfortunately, the police were not too happy with Jamey because of his act of mutilation.

Fortunately, the mounties of Canada were on his side, and leapt to his defence!

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, as a result of the mounties actions a war broke out between the USA and Canada

Fortunately, the war only lasted 1 hour since Canada had no military

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, many innocent pigeons were killed in the battle.

Fortunately, a guy named Fred made a statue as a monument to the pigeons.


EDIT: Okay, I'm never trusting Word with spelling again. EVER.

[fat man with a monkey]

Unfortunately, the pigeons forgot about the deal.

Fortunately, George nursed the squirrel back to health.

[Cheesey]

Unfortunately, George was not good at nursing and ended up killing the squirrel instead.

Fortunately, he was a pretty unpopular squirrel; he had a nasty disease too.

[phaedrus]

Unfortunately this squirrel gave a raccon his nasty rabies disease before death.

Fortunately, most of the population had already gotten a rabies vaccine.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the few people that haven't gotten the vaccine contacted rabies

Fortunately, these people were placed into quarantine

[Last Exile]

Unfortunately, the racoon jumped onto the limosuine going to the Academy Awards and the resultant accident on the red carpet killed countless actors and photographers.

Fortunately, no one cared since they were Hollywood actors and photographers.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the Hollywood actors and photographers cared.

Fortunately, actors and photographers aren't allowed to have feelings of their own, so they quickly decided to forget about it.

[phaedrus]

Unfortunately, one having feelings was caught and slaughtered mercilessly.

Fortunately, the radicals cried "Fallacy!" towards the incident.

[Last Exile]

Unfortunately, the riot police rushed the radicals mercilessly.

Fortunately, they were only equipped with female perfumes.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the perfumed was actually a chemical that turns people into roaches

Fortunately, the people who got sprayed enjoyed being roaches

[Cheesey]

Unfortunately, the people who hadn't been turned into roaches didn't like the roaches being there.

Fortunately, the people squished the roaches.

[Kris]

unfortunately the king of roaches came and attacked the ones who squashed the roaches.

fortunately the king of roaches was as weedy as the other roaches

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, all of the roaches combined to form one giant roach that started to attack people

Fortunately, ACME invented a giant can of bug spray

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the can was empty.

Fortunately, someone took it to the gas station and filled it with gasoline.

[Last Exile]

Unfortuantely, the gasoline was really toluene.

Fortunately, the toluene was needed for a chemistry experiment in aromatics.

[Fett One]

Unfortuantely, people didn't like the smell of the aromatics

Fortunately, the people were able to leave

[Magmar]

Unfortunately, a group of punk rocker kids bowling with bottles of Fruit2O pelted them with plastic bottles of watery goodness.

Fortunately, they managed to get up and bowl a strike.

[Last Exile]

Unfortunately, the punk rockers fought back with iron bars.

Fortunately, the crows fought back with golden baseball bats.

[fat man with a monkey]

Unfortunately, the crows couldn't hold the bats and fly.

Fortunately, the bats turned on the batsignal.

[The Muffin Man]

Unfortunetly, Batman was on the Monster moon, which was flung out of orbit by a pre-Crisis Superman at a sleeping person.

Fortunetly, that sleeping person was Van Helsing.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Van Helsing not knowing what to do, wet himself

Fortunately, no one saw Van Helsing wet himself

[Cheesey]

Unfortunately, some people smelled that Van Helsing had wet himself.

Fortunately, he had a finished product of the aromatic experiment involving toulene and so he used it to disguise the smell and ward attention away.

[Everoy]

Unfortunately, since nobody was paying attention to him, someone claimed that he stabbed them in the arm and nobody witnessed it.

Fortunately, that person had been charged for pulling that exact same stunt five times before.

[fat man with a monkey]

Unfortunately, Van Helsing does not take kindly to fucktards that claim he stabbed them.

Fortunately, Van Helsing did stab him, just to make it true.

[Everoy]

Unfortunately, it had been in a courtroom in front of the Surpreme Court.

Fortunately, the Surpreme Court had already ruled that Van Helsing was innocent.

EDIT: Wow, I didn't know it was possible to screw up a word that badly.

[The Muffin Man]

Unfortunetly, the Monster Moon was still falling to Earth.

Fortunetly, Van Helsing bitchslapped that thing away.

[Toxicity]

Unfortunately, it was now heading towards Omicron Persei 8.

Fortunately, the monster moon got stuck in Jupiter's gravitational pull.

[Everoy]

Unfortunately, Jupiter had recently been colonized by space men who can walk on gas.

Fortunately, they had a big huge weapon thing.

[fat man with a monkey]

Unfortuantely, the huge weapon thing was a monster moon attracter, so it did very little for the situation.

Fortuantely, the inhabitants of jupiter were monster moons. Zombie monster moons.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the monster moons went berzerk and killed each other

Fortunately, one managed to survive

[Last Exile]

Unfortunately, Van Helsing ate it.

Fortunately, the monster moon was made of green cheese.

[Magmar]

Unfortunately, the moon cheese gave him gas...
Fortunately, he was in outer space.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, outer space now smelled

Fortunately, it is impossible to smell things while in space since you will die if you try

[fat man with a monkey]

Unfortunately, the gas propelled him.

Fortunately, he landed on Omicron Perseii 8, a planet ripe with monsters.

[phaedrus]

Unfortunately, those monsters raped him.

Fortunately, he had a hybrid monster/kid with one of those monsters.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the hybrid monster/kid ate him

Fortunately, it was a quick painless death

[fat man with a monkey]

Unfortunately, he didn't die. He was just eaten. And killed half of the monster kid. The monster half.

Fortunately, Van Helsing tastes good.

[Magmar]

Unfortunately, the plot materialized into a huge blob carrying the key to the door of time
Fortunately, Burger King didn't turn it into whoppers

[Tainted]

Unfortunately Hootie still sung a song about it.

Fortunately, at least it wasn't gangsta rap.

Adieu,
Zak Hunter

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he was forced into turning it into gangsta rap

Fortunately, he was silenced before he could finish the rap

[Toxicity]

Unfortunately, the "chanting" turned everybody who heard it into zombies.

Fortunately, an ocarina sounded, and suddenly the zombies were frozen.

[Last Exile]

Unfortunately, a meteorite thawed them out.

FOrtunately, the meteorite killed them anyway.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the meteorite gave off radiation

Fortunately, the radiation wasn't harmful to humans

[Heald]

Unfortunately the debris of the meteorite landing on people was.

Fortunately everyone had brought their umbrellas.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, turned out to be acid rain.

Fortunately they are immune to acid rain.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the immunity cost them their souls

Fortunately, they didn't need souls

[Greyfox]

Unfortunately, without souls they couldn't go to church.

Fortunately, they can buy souls off of eBay.

-Grey

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, ebay was closed down for selling George Bush's testicles

Fortunately, It was cool to be Muslim.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Bush made it illegal to be Muslim

Fortunately, people didn't care what Bush did

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately they did care about Laura Bush.

Fortunately Laura Bush was abducted by aliens.

[Toxicity]

Unfortunately, she was vaporized.

Fortunately, the memory of her was eventually erased.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, there were still pictures of her

Fortunately, no one knew who they were pictures of

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately a nerd knew who she was

Fortunately the bully kicked the nerds arse

[Jeff]

Unfortunatly, this caused the nerd to go Columbine on everyone.

Fortunatly, the nerd forgot that he was supposed to shoot everyone else before he shot himself...

[Greyfox]

Unfortunately, he only shot himself in the foot.

Fortunately, he only had one bullet in his gun anyway.

-Grey

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the gun was actually a bazooka so he still killed himself with that one shot

Fortunately, no one else got hurt

[Zcade0]

Unfortunatly, Bush didn't get hurt.

Fortunally, God was planning to strike him down (yay!!)

[Zcade0]

well if no one else is gona replie....



Unfotunatlly, god was busy.

fotunatly, bush got impeached

[Arnen]

Unfortunately, a monkey was then elected in his place.

Fortunately, it was still better than Bush :P

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Bush got mad nuked the monkey

Fortunately, Bush also died in the blast

[Zcade0]

Unfotunatlly a saintain worshiper revived him.


Fortunatlly, God wasn't busy anymore.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, now Bush has become an immortal and he can't be killed.

Fortunately, the revivation process got blowed out and Bush was turned into a rock.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, as a rock, Bush became more powerful than anyone could have possibly imagined

Fortunately, he was shattered by a sledge hammer

[Zcade0]

Unfortunatly, All the smaller stones had twice as much power as the big rock did.

Fortunatly they all fought over power and destroyed eachother.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, Crazy Frog came in and sing/croak as if he is the one who killed Bush.

Fortunately, the rock (Bush) came back together, and it cutted Crazy Frog's pe*nis to 3579 pieces which was later feed to a Jigglypuff.

[Zcade0]

Unfortunately, Jiggilypuff got food posining and died.

Fortunately, No one seemed to care.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, jiggilypuff brother wiggilytuff did care

Fortunately, wiggilytuff had a plan for revenge

[Zcade0]

Unfortunatly, Wiggilytuff got killed by the reformed bush

Fortunately, Wiggilytuff used metronome at the time bush killed her and used futuer site withch killed bush (again)

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, Wigglytuff was unaware of the Machamp behind her, and got KOed by him.

Fortunately, the Machamp is one of Bush's bodyguards.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, machamp has no arms

Fortunately, machamp qualifies for medical disability

[Zcade0]

Unfortunatly, his inshurance sucked :)

Fortunatly, when bushed died all the people working for him died too and the insurance company had to find a lot of new clients

[Arnen]

Unfortunately, they kidnapped people and forced them to become clients.

Fortunately, it was no one important :P

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the families of these people sued the insurance company

Fortunately, the families won the law suite

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, Machamp came in and demanded money for his insurance.

Fortunately, nobody was inside the court anymore.

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, all the people outside the court got into a riot.

Fortunately, there were plenty of police officers around to break them up.

[Zcade0]

Unfortunatly, the police offecers all got medical dissabilities and got crappy inshurance (same company) and mass riots broke out accross the world turning into world war 3!!

Fortunatly, bush wasn't in power and it was over in a week with only 5 people injered and no one dead.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, those 5 people played football on the same team

Fortunately, their team still managed to win the superbowl without them

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, their team didn't win the Super Bowl the next year.

Fortunately, most of their players returned prior to the Super Bowl loss.

[Zcade0]

Unfortunatly, Bush became a terrorist and blew up the NFL


Fortunatly, he was killed (for the 5th time) in the efert.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, his family became really depressed from his constaint deaths

Fortunately, they got the best help money could buy

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, the Bush family ran out of money.

Fortunately, there was a bank next door to them.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the bank closed.

Fortunately, the Bush family got rich from the stock market.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they got charged with insider trading

Fortunately, they got advice from Martha Stewart

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, Martha's advice didn't help them.

Fortunately, they asked the Kennedy family for help.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the Kennedy refuse to help them.

Fortunately, they sued the Kennedy's and got a lot of money.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they spent all of the money within 2 weeks

Fortunately, they won the lottery

[Zcade0]

Unfortunatly, the lottery was sponsered by the closed bank and the lottery was only 5 dollars

Fortunatly, a magic geni made the money multiply

[Knight of Time]

Unfoprtunately, the genie was evil, and he multpilied the money by zero.

Fortunately, the bad genie was trapped in his lamp by none other than Aladdin.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, this gave Aladdin 700 years bad luck

Fortunately, the genie (voiced by Robin Williams) showed up to cure Aladdin

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, to break the curse, Aladdin must wait for another 700 years.

Fortunately, Aladdin use his other genie to grant for 700 years to pass.

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, this other genie is his arch-enemy, Jafar.

Fortunately, Jafar lost his magic powers in a freak accident.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, as a result of the accident, the Joker ended up with Jafar's powers

Fortunately, Batman showed up to fight Joker

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, Joker turned Batman into a rabbit with his genie powers.

Fortunately, Batman was still a vastly superior fighter to Joker.

[Chris Watarimono]

Fortunately, Batman thus was able to beat the Joker into a bloody pulp.

Unfortunately, he was locked up in a prison of ice thanks to Mister Freeze.

-Chris R.

[Knight of Time]

Fortunately, Batman was freed by the Human Torch of the Fantastic Four.

Unfortunately, Mr. Freeze teamed up with the Fantastic Four's arch-enemy, Dr. Doom.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, all of this crossing over, from one comic book universe to another, caused the merging to start again

Fortunately, Access showed up to save the day

[darktyranitar]

Unfrotunately, he and the other comic character was erased with a big eraser that came from the sky.

Fortunately, a giant pencil came and redraw them back.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, they then only existed as drawings on paper.

Fortunately, they were at least able to save the 2D universe.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they had no way of saving the 2d universe from a bottle of spilled ink

Fortunately, Super Babs arrived and was able to save the day

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, a giant super powerful eraser appeared, wiping everything out.

Fortunately, some animator in black with an orange beak appeared, and began to re-draw what had been destroyed.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the huge eraser came back again.

Fortunately, a huge pen came and ink the drawing, so the eraser can't erase the drawing.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, a comic strip writer's ink eraser came over and erased the ink. (They actually do have those.)

Fortunately, that comic strip writer scolded his eraser.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the eraser ran away from the writer

Fortunately, the writer had a dog that could track the eraser by using it's sense of smell

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the eraser had gone for a vacation in Caribean, and the writer's deadline was just one day away.

Fortunately, he had managed to re-draw his drawing back.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, his drawing was burned in a massive fire.

Fortunately, his life was spared.

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, the writer died of a heart attack days later.

Fortunately, he was succeeded in the writing business by his sons.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, after two years, people lost interest to his writing and didn't buy his books.

Fortunately, he started a night club and earned quite a decent amount of money.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the club is haunted by his ghost since he has been dead for 2 years

Fortunately, the Ghost Busters arrived to capture him

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the Ghostbusters were sidetracked by the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

Fortunately, the Ghostbusters already knew how to defeat him, since they had done it before.

[Chris Watarimono]

Fortunately, with their newfound victories, the Ghost Busters proceeded to head towards Mario land and weed out those Boos (ghostly baddie thingys).

Unfortunately, they were all eaten by a pirana plant in the process.

-Chris R.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, by eating normal humans, the piranha plants evolve into a new species of ferocious plant.

Fortunately, they died because of the lack of water.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, a rainstorm revived them.

Fortunately, a meteor crashed into the planet and completely incinerated the plants.

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, the planet got incinerated as well.

Fortunately, the planet that got incinerated isn't Earth.

[Chris Watarimono]

Fortunately, as a result, the galaxy was safe and sound.

Unfortunately, Super Mario Land isn't at all, since it was the planet that got incinerated in the process. Whee.

-Chris R.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Bowser escaped to earth

Fortunately, Mario also escaped to earth and was able to fight Bowser

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he forgot his Super Hammer back at Princess Peach's castle.

Fortunately, he brought boxing gloves.

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, Mario's boxing gloves were worn out.

Fortunately, there were a few Mecha-Koopas Mario could use against Bowser.

[Chris Watarimono]

Fortunately, Mario used the Mecha-Koopas to combat Bowser in melee (a la SSB:M :p).

Unfortunately, the Mecha-Koopas rusted out. Poo.

-Chris R.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Bowser stole Mario's only can of rust remover

Fortunately, Luigi showed up with another can of rust remover

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the can shattered when Luigi tripped and fell.

Fortunately, the rust remover splashed the Mecha-Koopas.

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, the rust remover only splashed a few of the Mecha-Koopas, not all of them.

Fortunately, Mario and Luigi each picked up a Mecha-Koopa that was rust-free, and threw it up towards Bowser as he was hovering around in his Clown Copter.

[Dark Scizor]

Unfortunately, Mario and Luigi have nigh on zero throwing ability, so Bowser crushed them.

Fortunately, the mecha koopa's came out relatively unscathed.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the mecha koopa's ran out of power

Fortunately, they had backup power generators