shazza's Post Your Current Ctrl+V, 4th Edition

[RedStarWarrior]

Post your Ctrl+V and then tell us where it is from (to add a little bit to your post).

[Heald]

http://www.pokemasters.net/forums/newreply.php

I didn't have a ctrl+v so I copied the URL at the top. Har har.

[Sniper404]

[23:29:22] <jesus> hahahahaha
[23:29:25] <jesus> she gave me a warning
[23:34:18] <jesus> what a dumb slut

[The Blue Avenger]

FAINTED

Hmmm. I think that's from the AC/CC Battle Tower.

[shazza]

(05:48:15a) <raven_adonis> shazza?
(05:53:06a) <raven_adonis> I am posting a new ctrl+v topic...

[Chris]

rb

Uh, to be honest, I'm not entirely sure. I think that might have been me accidentally hitting ctrl+c sometime. :heh:

[kainashi]

P/C > 41 atk Steel Slain +6

:cool2: something for maplestory. ;)

[Zak]

http://www.filb.de/extras/ag117/121.jpg

[P0RYG0N]

npc spawn

^ No idea, my brother was just using this computer...

[Jeff]

Category:Maryland rivers

^ Wikipedia, duh

[Toxicity]

Dies ist kein guter Tag

[Andrew]

Remember, give some explanation behind your paste.

http://www.pokemasters.net/forums/showthread.php?p=590983#post590983

That was the lost topic I just merged in Entertainment.

[Malheur]

1.First the name is: Eric

^It was a survey I did. It was 100 questions long, so I just did the first question. ^_^;

[Magmar]

a

How interesting Ctrl+v

[shazza]

I don't see the reason for a reason. That was the whole fun of it. The majority of the time you have no idea where it came from when you paste it.

If it isn't complete random bullshit, I enjoy to guess or assume where it came from. Stop gaying up my topic with shitty rules.

Anyway, here is mine:

eigh

[Toxicity]

http://www.halloweencostumes4u.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000003/882146.jpg

Showing something to Mike that could've been used to easily insult you-know-who.

[P0RYG0N]

lateos

^ Misspelled on purpose.

[Heald]

My ctrl+v is an image because I've been doing some graphics.

[youdontknowme]

http://www.batteryuniversity.com/parttwo-34.htm

Telling somebody took look at that to learn about lithium-ion batteries...

[fat man with a monkey]

2265

MB of storage my Gmail account has.

[nightcrow]

http://www.world66.com/community/mymaps/worldmap?visited=GLUSCUDOHTEGLYATBYBEBABGCZDKFRDEG RHUISIEITLUMTMDNLPLPTYUSKSIESCHUKCYIRIQILJOKWPQSAA EJPKRGU

create your own visited countries map (http://douweosinga.com/projects/visitedcountries)
or vertaling Duits Nederlands (http://www.tonjafabritz.com)

it's a map of the countries my dad has visited.

[shazza]

http://pages.ebay.com/turbo_lister/install.html

[Sniper404]

[14:28:44] * cd has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
[14:28:47] <shazza> as it has this special protection
[14:28:51] <shazza> hey cd was right

[shazza]

http://84.94.0.214/pics/merman%20king.jpg

[dienamight]

freak that bitch out there tone

[dienamight]

You know, I could say the most random shit and no one would know whether it's really my current ctrl+v or not. Oh yeah, I'm a real bastard!

[P0RYG0N]

http://www.pokemoncenter-online.com/portal/servlet/EC0203?jan_cd=4521329045429&major_ctg_cd=41&minor_ctg_cd=001615&info_ctg_cd=s2&new_flg=1&start_num=1

^ Chimecho wind chime. The things they come up with. :o

[Clark]

now pack up your shit and find a foster home

[shazza]

please don't be mean

[cd]

what

[Master of Paradox]

The entire text of Chapter Two of my story.

[Zak]

kusajamey: you might want to tell chris to leave me alone before I turn this internet around and beat the fuck out of him

[Skeptical]

JESUS

[Lady Vulpix]

~~ Lady VulpiX ~~
___________________________

http://[img src=http://www.geocities.com/rspimuni/pokesprites/trophies/unown-z-gold-trs.txt border=0 alt= /]

[size=1]Owner of the Necessary Unown Trophy[/color]
[size=1]Keeper of Karin's Zealous Unown Trophy[/color]
____________________________________[/div]

Knight of the I.N.D.E.E.D. after waiting for about 3 years to get a reply. :P
And how did this forum get into my sig?

It was supposed to be:


~~ Lady VulpiX ~~
___________________________

[img]http://www.geocities.com/rspimuni/pokesprites/trophies/unown-n-gold-trs.txt http://www.geocities.com/rspimuni/pokesprites/trophies/unown-z-gold-trs.txt

Owner of the Necessary Unown Trophy
Keeper of Karin's Zealous Unown Trophy
____________________________________

Knight of the I.N.D.E.E.D. after waiting for about 3 years to get a reply. :P
And how did this forum get into my sig? (http://www.tsuyoislair.co.uk/forum/index.php)

[EVme15]

Hey, EVme15, you have 0 messages, 0 are new.
Total time logged in: 1 hours and 7 minutes.

Curious. All my PMs are gone. All 20 that were there before. And the 47 before that.
It looks like the grammar check hasn't been updated, either.

[Jeff]

Well after two days of craving solid food I finally ate eggs for breakfast this morning and a chicken sandwich for lunch. The bad news is my cheeks are still swolen, but they are getting better, hopefully I'll be back to normal soon. Some more good news is that I'm feeling better now, which is good since tomorrow is my first day of work since getting my wisdom teeth out.

^ part of my most recent blog entry, my internet connection has been acting strange lately, so I ctrl-c-ed it just in case something happened.

[Lady Vulpix]

http://www.belomors.ru/russian/comrade_vorobjov.gif

A weird link Jeff (TBA) ahowed me.

[The Blue Avenger]

http://www.belomors.ru/russian/comrade_vorobjov.gif

The link I copied to show to Gabi (LV).

[shazza]

Do1046

[Lady Vulpix]

What things do you enjoy? What things are you grateful for? What kind of thoughts or actions have helped you in life?

Today's poll for the Goldenrod Tower.

[abunaidesu]

[10:08:05a] <@para> buy me the doman "fermentedscrotum.org"

[Duo_Washu_III]

disambiguation. wikipedia.

[Zak]

I spent all night trying to defeat the Ultima Weapon, then took a shower at 5am... my life in a nutshell.

[Lady Vulpix]

cout<<l.cabeza()<<endl;

I was correcting a project made by a group of students, and writing a function to test it.

[Magmar]

elysion antiyou: no he woke up to an omelette on his jetta

[abunaidesu]

dfsdsfdfstra: id be glad to teach you
dsfdfsditra: but hey, when im holding your hand
ifgfggtra: what does it matter?

lolz talking to a guy i know irl ^_______^

[Jeff]

Forum Profile Information

^ hmm, ok now I remember, I copied that out of laziness when I was posting a reply in a help thread (was telling the person how to set an avatar)

[Lady Vulpix]

Z'zkaerra

The name of a character in an RPG I'm playing. It was easier to copy it than to remember it. Especially since I don't know how to pronounce it.

[Tokyo Magnum]

http://www.livejournal.com/users/mrinsane/167197.html?replyto=297501

... So this would be when I replied to a comment in my LiveJournal. Yyyup.

[Andrew]

Start at MANGONIA ST, RACEVIEW
Click to view zoomed-in map of the start point 87 m 1 Min

Turn right at WHITEHILL RD, RACEVIEW
Click to view zoomed-in map of this right turn 68 m 1 Min

Turn left at CASCADE ST, RACEVIEW
Click to view zoomed-in map of this left turn 1.76 km 3 Mins

Turn right at SOUTH STATION RD, RACEVIEW
Click to view zoomed-in map of this right turn 537 m 1 Min

Continue along CUNNINGHAM HWY [RAMP], RACEVIEW
Click to view zoomed-in map of this section 169 m 1 Min

Continue along RAMP > CUNNINGHAM HWY, RACEVIEW
Click to view zoomed-in map of this section 7.74 km 6 Mins

Continue along BRISBANE RD, RIVERVIEW
Click to view zoomed-in map of this section 212 m 1 Min

Continue along IPSWICH MWY, RIVERVIEW
Click to view zoomed-in map of this section 11.80 km 9 Mins

Continue along RAMP > CENTENARY HWY, DARRA
Click to view zoomed-in map of this section 2.46 km 1 Min

Turn left at RAMP > ROUNDABOUT > DANDENONG RD, JAMBOREE HEIGHTS
Click to view zoomed-in map of this left turn 859 m 1 Min

Turn right at ANDAMAN ST, JAMBOREE HEIGHTS
Click to view zoomed-in map of this right turn 211 m 1 Min

Turn left at MISTRAL ST, JAMBOREE HEIGHTS
Click to view zoomed-in map of this left turn 375 m 1 Min

Finish MISTRAL ST, JAMBOREE HEIGHTS
Click to view zoomed-in map of the finish point 26.27 km 27 Mins

Directions to a mate's place. Haha.

[Lady Vulpix]

http://www.deviantart.com/view/20595499/

A strip drawn by an online friend, featuring a character of mine (first one on the left).

[mew151]

Pineapple and Broccoli Pie

my sister musta been lookin up recipies.

[Lady Vulpix]

1 right, 2 misplaced, 5 wrong.
If you frequent PCG, you should know where that is from.

[The Blue Avenger]

Here We Go - From Super Mario Bros.
Underground Mozart - From Eine Kleine Nachtmusik
Puppet Dance - From Turkish March
Parapara Carmen - From Carmen
Destruction in the Moonlight - From Wrecking Crew
Jansu! Jansu! Jansu! - From Super Mario Bros. 3
Minna de Party Time - From Csikos Post
Korogaru Coin no You ni - From Super Mario World
Kaze no Kanata ni - From Pomp and Circumstance
Step By Step - From Super Mario World
Oyoge Yonfun Onpu - From Super Mario Bros.
Kue Te Baya Mario - From Super Mario Bros. 3
Super Machine - From Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
Hoppin Choppin - From Super Mario USA*
Mustache and Barrel and Gorilla - From Donkey Kong
I'm a Star! - From Wario World
Kibun wa Hai Hoo - From Old Folks at Home
Mario's Carnival - From Mario Party 5
Chuu Chuu Techno - From Paper Mario RPG**
Happy Happy Dance - From Dr. Mario
Rendezvous on Ice - From Skater's Waltz
Midnight Drive - From Mario Kart 64
Kitto Egao ga Ichibansa - From Tritsch-Tratsch-Polka
Wagahai wa Boss de Aru! - From Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
Front and Back, Left and Right - From Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star
Midori no Ue no Daigasshou - From Oomakiba wa Midori
Hop Step Mario - From Super Mario World
Where's the Exit!? - From Super Mario Bros.
Pi Ro Ri - From Family Computer Disk System

The track list of DDR Mario Mix.

[Jeff]

"

^ yeah, that's all I have on my clipboard, I was writing a program earlier and my text editor allows automatically pasting a whole column filled with the same text, and in this case, I was pasting a bunch of quote marks

[Lady Vulpix]

http://www.furfire.org/art/yapgabi2.gif

An image I use on my sig at the DMFA and Furfire forums.

[Arnen]

<.< says:
xD
<.< says:
What happend?
Arnen: My sister is EVIL! says:
What? Oo
<.< says:
Your thing
<.< says:
xD
<.< says:
"My sister is EVIL!"
<.< says:
xD
Arnen says:
Oh She just is >< Can't even manage with Harvest Moon.. I ALWAYS end up beating her games for her -_-
<.< says:
xD
Arnen says:
That's why I was away
<.< says:
xD
Arnen says:
Seriously, her play video games is like: "Hey, hey, whaddo I do nooow?" Me: "Open the door -__-"
<.< says:
xD
Arnen says:
And then she needs to know the button to open the door, and it's like, "I dunno, maybe the one that is flashin on the top of the screen?"


Was sending this convo to one of my friends :xd:

[Jeff]

http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=jeff_02

^ pasting it into my face book profile

[shazza]

done a

[Lawrence III_Fanatic]

http://im.draugiem.lv/img/26/262422/large_2005032222302761463.jpg

MOSH GIRL OLOLOLOOL!@!1!!!!

[Jeff]

Miscellaneous Facts

^ the name of a section I added to a Wikipedia article

[firepokemon]

http://www.f4wonline.com/

[shazza]

hmmm... hates a bit strong word

[Jeff]

Now entering... what the?

^ The title of a thread I posted at Bulbagarden

[Lady Vulpix]

á

I used it to write the word Pável, which is a friend's name.

[EVme15]

[insert link here]

Well, there really is a link on my clipboard, but I don't think it's wise for me to post it here *cough*

[Lady Vulpix]

6 Blue MGcoins, 3 Red MGcoins

Goldenrod Tower: Scratchcards results.

[Zak]

ESTUANS INTERIUS IRA VEHEMENTI
ESTUANS INTERIUS IRA VEHEMENTI
...

[Jay Umbreon]

YouCannotKillWhatDoesn'tDie


*shrugs*

[Lawrence III_Fanatic]

With Rye: My buttons are severely squishy






:D I think I was gonna post this in my lj.

[shazza]

i was told by jason and nathan to go to jasons to

[Jay Umbreon]

I saw a gay porno once...I didn't know until half way in....the girls never came! THE GIRLS NEVER CAME!!

[SupremeChampion]

he had AAA from the flop, i rivered my set (of Kings)

[i]talking about on-line poker to bb88

~The Italian Stallion

[Lawrence III_Fanatic]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v80/pinkerdroit/orange4.jpg

Lawl, a picture of me.

[ArmadonRK]

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<tr><td>
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height="255" codebase='http://www.apple.com/qtactivex/qtplugin.cab'>
<param name='src' value="http://files.valhallaark.com/n_revolution.mov">
<param name='autoplay' value="true">
<param name='controller' value="true">
<param name='loop' value="false">
<EMBED src="http://files.valhallaark.com/n_revolution.mov" width="320" height="255" autoplay="true"
controller="true" loop="false" pluginspage='http://www.apple.com/quicktime/download/'>
</EMBED>
</OBJECT>
</td></tr>
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</table>

That was me embedding a vid into my website.

[The Decapitated Mole]

Auto response from ---------------- (8:29:37 PM): Don't you wish your boyfriend was hot like mine? Dont cha...don't cha baby don't cha?


my girlfriend?

[mr_pikachu]

darktyranitar 09:41:24 AM Unknown Action



Heh, I was checking "Who's Online" to see if Knight of Time had posted in Hangman yet, and I saw this beside darktyranitar's name. The "Unknown Action" part was italicized, too, which was really weird - I'd never seen anything like this before.

So, dt, what were you doing? ;)

[Lawrence III_Fanatic]

http://nintendowins.ytmnd.com/

[toaster]

Thank you for posting this, everyone both of these guys run AIM and Trillain hacks under the name Berigel * 1 - 8 * and Baronmasochist, and edge415

[Lawrence III_Fanatic]

Come on in
I've gotta tell you what a state I'm in
I've gotta tell you in my loudest tones
That I started looking for a warning sign

When the truth is, I miss you
Yeah the truth is, that I miss you so

--

gg coldplay lyrics.

[SmearGal]

Two and a Half Inches Has Never Been So Satisfying

---

......... I was quoting this thing about a chocolate bar on somebody's Xanga, I swear.

~Smear

[Deus Mortuorum]

http://ebaumsworld.com/videos/gotoprom.html

[Zak]

CferralX: Zak, I am never fucking coming back as mod to BMG
CferralX: it's the final straw
CferralX: i'm sick oof the disrespect of people saying i'd be back
CferralX: i am not
CferralX: this is different than the other times
CferralX: so, give me a reason why i shouldnt block your ass
CferralX signed off at 12:47:55 PM.

[The Decapitated Mole]

Fitter, happier, more productive,
comfortable,
not drinking too much,
regular exercise at the gym
(3 days a week),
at ease,
eating well
(no more microwave dinners and saturated fats),
sleeping well
(no bad dreams),
no paranoia,
keep in contact with old friends
(enjoy a drink now and then),
will frequently check credit at
(moral) bank (hole in the wall),
favors for favors,
fond but not in love,
no longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows
nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate,
nothing so childish - at a better pace,
slower and more calculated,
no chance of escape,
now self-employed,
concerned (but powerless),
an empowered and informed member of society
(pragmatism not idealism),
fitter,
healthier and more productive
a pig
in a cage
on antibiotics.


I cut up the lyrics to 'Fitter Happier' by radiohead and used them as my away message [I cut them up because otherwise it was too long, see?].

o_0
jimm

[Lawrence III_Fanatic]

you have made me smile again
in fact, I might be sore from it
it's been awhile
I know we've been together
many times before
I'll see you on
the other side

--

sup ben folds lyrics.

[The Blue Avenger]

I care about people with dial-up! .... cause I know how much I hate it >.

A message in my LJ.

[firepokemon]

Serebii vs Archaic : ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

[Andrew]

The alternative realities offered by the authors in the books may be reflections or projections of different aspects of Western Society, however, they must be effectively presented for the audience to be able to draw parallels and identify with. The novels “Futuretrack 5”, “Children of the Dust” and “The Giver” are three such novels with alternate realities. But are their insights into society particularly inspired, and can they successfully be used in today’s classrooms?

Look, my boring assignment.

Also, FP, does anyone really give a fuck anymore? I think we just lock them in a death arena to fight TO THE DEATH.

[mr_pikachu]

That explains why I never have correct change.

Or pants on.


...A particularly odd quote from a website I frequent.

[Craig]

mommy always said there were no monsters. No real ones, but there are.

[homeofmew]

homeofmew
Pokémon Tournament Organizer|Pokémon Professor|League Leader
~Blazi-King~ + homeofmew= :biggrin:

Currently #1 in US National Rankings 15+ and All age Groups
Currently #1 in World Rankings 15+ and All age Groups

"Why don't you play the people and be like "people!""
- Me be stupidly Funny >->;

[SupremeChampion]

GENERAL QUESTIONS
1. Have you ever played rock, paper, scissors? (And if you haven't, what cave have you been living in?)
2. Do you play it very often? If so, for what reason?
3. Do you win games of chance more often than you lose, or vice-versa?
4. Are you a very lucky person in general?
5. Do you know where the quote from the poll title is from?

POKEMONIZED QUESTIONS
6. Do you like or dislike that many Pokemon moves in the video games and TCG rely on luck?
7. If you play Pokemon frequently, do you usually win in whatever format you play?

[i]a poll i answered in PCG, i copy and paste it so i don't have to keep looking to see what the q'a are.

~The Italian Stallion

[bb88]

[color=darkgreen]

Yeah, I keep my color pasted so I don't have to always retype it. Wooo.

Edit: Ok, it's not showing up, but it shows the code for my text being green. *kicks computer*

[The Blue Avenger]

It's like a 3-D vortex of AWESOME.

A message I left in someone's LJ.

[Hyperness is a Good Thing]

You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, "Why not?"

~A quote I found somewhere.

[homeofmew]

#include <conio.h>
#include <iostream.h>
#include <stdio.h>



int main()
{




extern int
errno
;char
grrr
;main( r,
argv, argc ) int argc ,
r ; char *argv&#91;];{int P( );
#define x int i, j,cc[4];printf(" choo choo\n" ) ;
x ;if (P( ! i ) | cc[ ! j ]
& P(j )>2 ? j : i ){* argv[i++ +!-1]
; for (i= 10;i; i-- );
_exit(argv[argc- 2 / cc[1*argc] |-1<<4 ] ) ;printf("%d",P(""));}}
P ( a ) char a ; { a ; while( a > " B "
/* - by E ricM arsh all- */); }



return 0;
}

[Lady Vulpix]

It was a cruel world, and dwelling on what she had lost would only tear through her carefully-built shell and cause her more suffering than she could endure. Living a lie was her only means of survival.

A preview of my next chapter of Quest of Twelve.

[The Decapitated Mole]

ITT the women want to chat it up with internet playboy "Afal" but he is all "ho get in line"

-

hilarious quote from the Pickle. [ITT means 'in this thread' for all you nubsauces out there]

[Zak]

operation 'get the science teacher pregnant so she cancels class' has officially begun

[The Blue Avenger]

SCENE VII. Macbeth's castle.

Hautboys and torches. Enter a Sewer, and divers Servants with dishes and service, and pass over the stage. Then enter MACBETH

MACBETH

If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well
It were done quickly: if the assassination
Could trammel up the consequence, and catch
With his surcease success; that but this blow
Might be the be-all and the end-all here,
But here, upon this bank and shoal of time,
We'ld jump the life to come. But in these cases
We still have judgment here; that we but teach
Bloody instructions, which, being taught, return
To plague the inventor: this even-handed justice
Commends the ingredients of our poison'd chalice
To our own lips. He's here in double trust;
First, as I am his kinsman and his subject,
Strong both against the deed; then, as his host,
Who should against his murderer shut the door,
Not bear the knife myself. Besides, this Duncan
Hath borne his faculties so meek, hath been
So clear in his great office, that his virtues
Will plead like angels, trumpet-tongued, against
The deep damnation of his taking-off;
And pity, like a naked new-born babe,
Striding the blast, or heaven's cherubim, horsed
Upon the sightless couriers of the air,
Shall blow the horrid deed in every eye,
That tears shall drown the wind. I have no spur
To prick the sides of my intent, but only
Vaulting ambition, which o'erleaps itself
And falls on the other.

Enter LADY MACBETH
How now! what news?

LADY MACBETH

He has almost supp'd: why have you left the chamber?

MACBETH

Hath he ask'd for me?

LADY MACBETH

Know you not he has?

MACBETH

We will proceed no further in this business:
He hath honour'd me of late; and I have bought
Golden opinions from all sorts of people,
Which would be worn now in their newest gloss,
Not cast aside so soon.

LADY MACBETH

Was the hope drunk
Wherein you dress'd yourself? hath it slept since?
And wakes it now, to look so green and pale
At what it did so freely? From this time
Such I account thy love. Art thou afeard
To be the same in thine own act and valour
As thou art in desire? Wouldst thou have that
Which thou esteem'st the ornament of life,
And live a coward in thine own esteem,
Letting 'I dare not' wait upon 'I would,'
Like the poor cat i' the adage?

Yaaay English assignment. :|

[Zak]

THE BEATLES RULE

bball rules

i rule

[Lady Vulpix]

http://www.onelook.com/

[Magmar]

PinkGlitter914: my humps, my humps, my humps, my humps, my humps, my humps!!! :-D



Is it true that you like to sleep alone?
Or is it
what you just tell everyone.


Today's mockery of the clique in Cory's school:

*cold mice*

"I've wasted so much time on a friend"


i get knocked down but i get up again, you're never gonna keep me down

[Lady Vulpix]

Once upon a time, two cute, adorable, sweet, precious, little children went walking through a dark, dank, and sinister forest. One said, "help, help, I... am being repressed! Did you realise that badgers are blue and rabbits are pink because they like being like that and this really does mean that they actually are gay."
"Oh", said his friend, "I... think we need to talk."
"Where are we walking to?," asked the man who was slowly creeping up behind with a wooden cane, ready to knock them out and steal thier candy and their valuables. They were very unhappy about this situation, so they decided to stop trying and to get some advice from Wise owls that have these big white carrier bags full of drugs. These drugs were really potent, so potent that they had life changing effects of making you smile all the hair on your head go REALLY curly and become red.

One wise owl said "Will you let me join in the fun you are having with those little boys from down the Sewer Of The Darkest pooh that you have ever had the misfortune to smell as it smealt like someone had died slowly from a nasty bout of constipation which really hurt their bum and made them stink so bad they had to bathe in sticky toffee that was black?"
"Okay" said the boy, "You may have 3 wishes as I am really The Genie of the Toffee."

The owl flew down from its branch to see what was going on below, as a really tough looking dude with attitude had decided to challenge the laws of physics by splitting twenty seven particles of radioactive isotopes of nutridium into a subatomic meal for three children.
However the owl was having to follow a strict diet, so it couldn't take advantage of the delicacies on offer. Instead he dined heartily upon veggie burger, chips, peas and a concentrated solution of mixed up different types of heavy metals and alcoholic cocktails, which made him quite drowsy. Thirty years on he awoke and found that everybody had beards, moustaches and tremendously long hair that was poorly platted by a barber with inferior skills. This was too much pressure taking its toll on the owl, and he soon became a professor of social sciences at a distant college for the terminally megalomaniacal.
Meanwhile one of the children, who had already grown up due to a lack of funding from the Keepmeachild Society, made a comment to his long term social worker and everyone else who was present fell about laughing because he had ended up embarrassing himself in a most undignified manner.

Many things had changed, and revolutions had revolved and sometimes oscillated, leaving the world a strange, but more thoughtful set of criteria by which to live on. The owl grew to realise he had missed a lot, and started checking back issues of newspapers to find out what had happened in the world since he fell asleep. He found more questions than answers, and flew to the Castle Of Olavinlinna to see if anything there would reveal the truth.

It took him a long time to pass through customs, because the guy in front had his pockets stuffed full of a strange, unidentified material. The suspicions of the customs finally proved to be quite unfounded because the substance was only an experimental gooey toy. Nevertheless, they destroyed it just because they thought it was too sticky and was causing temporal fluctuations in the ambient atmosphere in the land of Ing. Eventually, though, the owl managed to get through the rigours of airport security and went off for a quiet flight around Savonlinna.

The sky offered him unparalleled insights on the general life of flying squirrels, as he could see that they were friendly little creatures who kept jumping around and offering him mints and acorns. A short while later, cheese and biscuits were served in small plates, for all the poor and starving little children who were not the most acceptable beings around this touristic city, but the squirrels, being devious in nature, took pity on these children and passed an act through parliament so that these children could be accepted more readily into a society which would accept Visa, Mastercard and American Express. "Society is too materialistic," said the squirrels, "but this way we shall teach them the most valuable thing is actually being able to be really compassionate and understanding of everyone's innermost feelings."
Feeling much enlightened, everybody started being loving towards the children, leading to accusations of discrimination against over 18s. In a bid to quell any undesired reactions from the disgruntled oldies, the squirrels buried a treasure chest of wonderful and insightful content.

Meanwhile, the clouds were gathering overhead for their annual rock festival, and the owl had to grab a handy umbrella from Mars because the sonorous rain was soaking his lovely new attitude. Puddles of celestial rock formed on the ground below and were bottled for consumption at a later date when man has lost the art of reading a paper whilst seated on a commuter filled tube train heading for the very depths of hell itself.
The weather was certainly deteriorating as heavier acts rolled in and the crowd started to scream because sense was lost. The screams got louder as thunder and lightning were used as special effects to announce the arrival of the long-awaited best band in the world, Brutum Fulmen. Arriving in a coach worthy of Cinderella, they wore army boots under silk kimonos and very little else. The seven hundred band members made the castle roar with intricate and beautiful choral harmonies especially when accompanied by the haunting drone of several bagpipes and other loud sounding instruments. As their final ballad faded and the last notes were heard echoing back from surrounding woodlands that stretched way beyond the reach of everyone's eyes, the crowd sat in awed silence as the spectacle unfolded from inside a matchbox held aloft by the most beautiful swan that had ever set jelly with the power of telepathic communication with several little flourishes. The owl fell hopelessly in love with the swan, and nervously approached her with the biggest bunch of beautiful bananas he could find. The swan was overwhelmed by this unprecedented display of affection, and flirtatiously fluttered her eyelashes at incredible speed. The ensuing zephyr scooped the entire audience up in a whirling cloud of blue and pink dust which put them to sleep and they didn't wake up until they were truly rested. Meanwhile over the other side of the town, a sinister shadow was doing charity work amongst the poor and needy in a bid to reverse negative public opinion about sinister shadows - an effort hampered by the two little aliens clinging to stereotypes of an archaic mindset.
The aliens loved their home on the grounds that it had the most beautiful garden, growing seven entirely different varieties of the most gigantic sunflowers ever seen. Unfortunately, when the seeds fell upon the soil, they drained it of all minerals, growing beautifully, but causing a gradual decline in the quality of the mineral water stream that fed the pretentious upper classes. The problem with that was not immediately obvious to the simple minded earth technicians who offered their services, but they concentrated really hard and decided on a course of action. The decision was to add insult to injury by causing the water to turn into a rather inferior red wine which when taken in conjunction with a cocktail of prescription drugs would cause the user to lose all control of any sensibility they may possess. The aliens were so offended that they held a special forum to discuss a course of alien action which included alienating the local populace and makng people clean their own teeth. Tragically, the only consequence was a gigantic trail of poor oral hygeine leading to decay, bad breath and general down in the mouth feelings. However, this inspired many dentists to hold public lectures in the fine art of oral sanitisation in the home environment which proved popular with the owners of particularly sensitive noses.
"I'm tired" said a small shrew in an adorable voice. Mummy Shrew picked him up gingerly using salad tongs, and carried him to bed, singing a soft shrew lullaby to her beloved baby. She then broke into a punk rock version of Rockabye Baby, even

5 word story on TL.

[Sceptile_Master]

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Meh I think it was me messing around to see what fireworks is like.

[Heald]

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[Lady Vulpix]

MMUN

Ghost game on TL.

[Ness 1]

Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

[shazza]

Based on a July determination by the IERS, a leap second has been added to clocks as of midnight UTC.

[firepokemon]

masterful and playful

[Magmar]

elysion antiyou: 129 buddies and you're the only one not away dude

[Leon-IH]

<keevs> umm from IRC or IRL?
<Doomers> What program is IRL?
<Mal> my god

[phaedrus]

But seriously.

[Snowbunny]

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