*GAME* Battle Bonanza- M.A. by Lady Vulpix

[Ace64]

Battle Bonanza

Rules: Battle Bonanza is a game where you can let loose all your silliness and strangeness into one action-packed parody.
- A scenario is posted every week. It includes the player and the location, as well as the player's win/loss record.
- All interested players will PM a message to the person who posted the scenario. In said PM, there will be a battle, done in the style of the Game Boy games. The narrator speaks in bold, while the player speaks normally.
For example:

Player: TheGreenCrusader

DEUCE128 uses NAUSEA!
Urgh... I feel awful...
THEGREENCRUSADER feels AWFUL!
THEGREENCRUSADER's ATTACK was lowered!
Now you'll pay...
THEGREENCRUSADER uses Pay Day!
No! That's not what I meant!
THEGREENCRUSADER gave money to DEUCE128!
DEUCE128 thanks THEGREENCRUSADER!

...and so on. The idea is to parody the Game Boy games as much as possible under the guidelines given. Remember, attacks can do whatever you want them to do, and don't limit yourself to just Pokemon - anything can battle.
- After a week has passed, the person who posted the scenario makes another post, this one showing which one s/he thought was funniest.
-Each new winner can create a new scenario with new characters, or follow last week's scenario. The choice is yours.

A few restrictions:
-Battles length minimum is 20 lines, with no cap on maximum. But length doesn't guarantee a submission- battles should be graded according to format- the funniest battle will win!
-If you win this week, but fail to post another battle by the end of the week, then another winner will be chosen to take your place.
-As always, the general rules for Pokemasters apply here as well (flaming, double posts, etc.)

This week's scenario will be:

Battle #1: Birth of a Legend
Location: Sky Pillar
Player: Pokemaster (Record: None)

How many floors does this place have?
POKEMASTER used CLIMB!
POKEMASTER is CLIMBING SKY PILLAR!
Gahhhh! What’s that voice?!
NARRATOR is NARRATOR!
… Oh. That explains everything…
NARRATOR is GLAD!
O.O. The altitude must be making me loopy…
ALTITUDE used LOOP!
POKEMASTER was renamed LOOPY!
Hey! You shall address me by my proper title, booming voice!
NARRATOR!
Whatever…
NARRATOR WONDERS how you gained your TITLE!
Well, I’m pretty good at catching Pokemon, you see. I’ve got 385 so far…
LOOPY used BOAST
LOOPY’S EGO greatly ROSE!
Stop calling me that! Anyway, I just have to catch Rayquaza, and my Pokedex will be complete.
NARRATOR glances at POKEDEX!
NARRATOR POINTS out the FACT that you cannot be a MASTER with only 385 POKEMON!
LOOPY was renamed POKE-NOOB!
Noob?! How can you call me noob when I… forget it. I have to find Rayquaza.
RAYQUAZA appeared!
Aaaaah! It just popped out of nowhere!
RAYQUAZA growls menacingly!
It’s super terrifying!
No matter. I shall catch you Rayquaza, and inscribe my name into the annals of history! From Kanto to Hoenn, all shall know and remember the name of Jeremiah the Pokemaster!
NARRATOR stifles a GIGGLE!
NARRATOR thinks you were BETTER OFF with LOOPY!
Hah! It makes no difference! Fame and fortune will be mine!
HYPER BEAM slams into EARTH near POKE-NOOB!
RAYQUAZA reminds you that HE is not CAPTURED yet!
Fine then! Let’s begin!
RAYQUAZA wants to FIGHT!
RAYQUAZA sent out RAYQUAZA!
Time to show you my power! Go, Golduck!
The enemy’s incredibly strong! GO, GOLDUCK!
RAYQUAZA used OUTRAGE!
Here it comes…
RAGE was sent OUT!
RAGE sleeps OUTSIDE!
That was… strange. Golduck, use Hypnosis!
GOLDUCK used HYPNOSIS!
HYPNO’S SIS appeared!
EWWW! What the heck is that thing!? It’s disgusting!
ENEMY RAYQUAZA is HORRIFIED!
IT's frozen with FRIGHT!
HYPNO’S SIS ran away!
Thank the Pokegods… now’s our chance, Golduck!
GOLDUCK is unable to battle!
What? Why not?
GOLDUCK fainted at the SIGHT of HYPNO’S SIS!
Use next POKEMON?[/b]
Argh… fine. Go, Sceptile!
POKE-NOOB sent out SCEPTILE!
ENEMY RAYQUAZA used STARE!
Sceptile, use…
ENEMY RAYQUAZA and SCEPTILE enter GUNSLINGER-STYLE STARE-DOWN!
TUMBLEWEEDS used ROLL!
Er… Sceptile?
TUMBLEWEED kept going and CRASHED…!
Into ENEMY RAYQUAZA!
Alright, a lucky break! Sceptile, use False Swipe!
SCEPTILE used FALSE SWIPE!
ENEMY RAYQUAZA used ACCUSE!
What kind of move…?
SCEPTILE was ACCUSED of DECEIT!
SCEPTILE denies CHARGES!
SCEPTILE is DRAGGED into COURT!
Um… can I give an order now??
SCEPTILE used ORDER IN THE COURT!
ENEMY RAYQUAZA was ORDERED!
ENEMY RAYQUAZA is in critical condition!
Time to capture it!
ULTRA BALL, go!
Alright! You caught RAYQUAZA!
Would you like to re-name RAYQUAZA?
No.
NO. was sent to BILL’S PC!
That’s not what I meant!
Re-naming may cause NO. to disappear. Re-name anyway?
NO!!
POKE-NOOB gained 800 EXP. points!
WHAT? POKE-NOOB is evolving!
POKE-NOOB evolved into POKEMASTER!
Yes! At last my quest is complete!
POKEMASTER is STRANDED atop of SKY PILLAR!
SEA lies THOUSANDS of FEET below!
SEA: Just try and jump, foo’.
How am I going to get down from here? I just KNEW Fly wasn’t a worthless move!
Battle Ended!

Any questions/comments/concerns can either be posted here or directed at myself and TheBlueAvenger, who helped come up with the concept of Battle Bonanza. That said, have fun and enjoy!

[Ace64]

This week's winner is Magmar.

Until next Saturday, all new battles should be sent in a PM to him. He will then judge who will win next week's battle, and so on.
Just a note: the new battle will always be posted on Saturday, unless something else comes up. For this time ONLY, I'll post Magmar's battle, but from now on, each winner will be responsible for posting their own battle, after being confirmed as the winner, of course.

Battle #2: Birth of a Legend
Location: Sky Pillar
Player: Magmar (Record 0-0-0)

NARRATOR: At the end of our last episode, we found our friend Magmar climbing the Sky Pillar.
Magmar: This place reminds me of something out of Mario Kart TM.
Narrator: Well, in that case, we should have a little race.
Magmar: My Mazda is a piece of shit. I'll lose.
Narrator: That's okay, I'll hook you up with the NIMBUS 2000!
Magmar: But you need to have a pure heart to ride that piece of shit!
Narrator: Aaand...?
Magmar: And I'm a felon.
Narrator: Oh. Well, in that case, how about you and me have a little battle?
Magmar: Sure. I've got a few Pokemon.
Narrator: I CHOOSE PIKACHU!
Pikachu: PIKA!
Magmar: Oh yeah? Well I choose... Tambourine!
Tambourine: *jingle jingle*
Narrator: GO ASH!
Ash: Ash Ash Ash
Magmar: A 2 on 2 battle eh? I choose Cantaloupe!
Cantaloupe: ...
Narrator: Pikachu! Give it your THUNDERSHOCK!
Pikachu: Piiiiikaaaaachuuuuu!
*Nothing happens.*
Magmar: Hah! Because it never stayed in a Pokeball, it never got healed at a Pokemon center and lost all its PP. Tambourine! *Magmar grabs tambourine and throws it at Ash, knocking him off the top of the Pillar.* Now THAT is a skull bash technique. Return! Tambourine!
Narrator: Blast you! Pikachu, use Struggle!
Magmar: No! Cantaloupe! Use Rollout!
*Pikachu has been flattened by a cantaloupe. Narrator recalls it.*
Narrator: Well... I still have a secret weapon!
Magmar: So do I! Cantaloupe! Return!
Narrator: I choose Microsoft Word Paperclip!
Paperclip: It seems you are having a Pokemon battle. Here are some suggestions. (Item, Fight, PkMn, Run)
Magmar: I choose glitchy college course syllabus in PDF format! Adobe Acrobat, go! Use your LAG technique!
Paperclip: No! My SPEED harshly fell!
Narrator: That's my line!
Magmar: Now! Adobe Acrobat, finish it! GLITCH!
Paperclip: NOOOO!!!! *Explodes*
Magmar: Nice work, Adobe! Return! ...and please never come back...
Narrator: You beat my secret weapon! But... I have a secreter weapon!
Magmar: Oh what now.
Narrator: GO MEWTWO!
Mewtwo: ...thank you for summoning me... now I can say goodbye...
Magmar: Mewtwo's bleeding!
Mewtwo: For I am an emo, angsty robot... and I have cut myself while listening to Hawthorne Heights... I must go now...
Magmar: I'll knock him out so he won't die! Pokemon can't kill other Pokemon in battle! Bill and Ted, I choose you!
Bill and Ted: PARTY ON DUDE!
Magmar: USE AIR GUITAR!
Bill: RIGHT ON!
Ted: IRON MAIDEN!
*The attack knocks out Mewtwo.*
Narrator: ...but... this goes against all the rules...
Magmar: Not so, Bill and Ted are actually Pokemon!
Ted: Yeah, we're totally missingno.!
Narrator: ...not.... Missingno... anything but that!
Magmar: YES! MWAHAHA! I CHOOSE &@#$)@&%M%^^&!!
&!@!&%M!%$!^!: emmmm
Narrator: NO! Mewtwo, return! I choose... KANGASKHAN!
Kangaskhan: Kaaaannngga!
Narrator: Give the &$@&%M&@@#& your WATER GUN!
Kangaskhan: *glugglugglug*
Magmar: It's not that easy! &@#$&!%M&&!$!! SKY ATTACK!
*Kangaskhan is engulfed in glitch and hurled off the tower.*
Narrator: NOOOOOO!
Magmar: I am the CHAMPION! What! @&#@&#%&M&&^&!^ is evolving!
*@&$&%M&@%&%& evolved into MISSINGNO.!*
Billl and Ted: MOMMY!
MISSINGNO.: MY BOYS!
Magmar: How touching!
Narrator: Fine, here's your prize... you can keep the paperclip.
Magmar: Yay!
The End.

Again, any questions/comments/concerns can either be posted here for all to see, or asked in a PM. If this catches on, maybe we could try to give away a prize (plushy?) but for now, the battle is for everyone's enjoyment.

[Magmar]

Do I have the option to change location of battle to something new?

By the way, anyone can PM me with a story with the old topic. I highly recommend this game to people who like to express their creative energies.

[Ace64]

Yes, location and character are completely your choice, change the story as you see fit.

To use a cliche, the only boundary here is the limits of your imagination.

[Magmar]

Okay then! Your new random location and event is:

Battle #3: Pallet Town Problems!
Location: Pallet Town

Scenario: Your birthday is today, and you are receiving a starter Pokemon. Write WHATEVER you want in script form!

All entries due by 4 February, EST.

[Magmar]

Aaaaaaaaaaand we have a winner! Mr_Pikachu is the winner of the 2nd weekly BATTLE BONANZA CONTEST! His price, a fabulous plastic toy gun, modeled in the shape and fashion of the one referenced in his story--sell it on Ebay for big bucks or showcase it!

Here's the winning entry!

Battle #3: Pallet Town Problems!
Location: Pallet Town
Player: Mr_Pikachu

Red: Zzzzz… wha? Huh? Whuzzat? This beeping noise! Everyone, full alert! We have an intruder!

Mom (from downstairs): Honey, it’s just your alarm! Get up already, or you’ll be late to receive your starter Pokémon!

Red: Uh? Huh? Oh… right. Huh. Yeah, I’d better get going, then.

Red goes downstairs.

Red: Look out, world! I, Ash, the greatest Pokémon trainer to ever live, will now begin my quest!

Mom: Red. Your name is Red, honey. Not Ash.

Red: No! I’m Ash! I’m Ash Ketchum of Pallet Town!

Mom: You’re Red, and you don’t have a last name, dear.

Red: I’m Ash Ketchum and you know it!

Red cries and runs out of the house.

Mom (sighing): Sheesh. So he thinks he’s Ash now? Last week it was Lance and before that… I think not having a father is finally getting to him…

Dad (from behind refrigerator): But Mom, he does have a dad. He has me.

Mom: Yes, Dad, but he thinks you’re out on a Pokémon journey of your own. He probably thinks he’ll meet you somewhere out there, but you’ve been living behind the fridge for years!

Dad: Well, that’s part of life, Mom. He needs to get used to disappointment.

Mom: I should have listened to my parents… they knew Dad was trouble, but nooooo…

Dad: What was that, Mom?

Mom: Oh, uh, nothing! Don’t worry about it, Dad.

Dad: Okay, then. Hey, would you mind putting some more beer in the fridge, Mom? I’m thirsty.

Mom: Oh, fine, Dad.

Outside…

Red: Come to think of it, I’ve never been outside of town before. I guess it’s kind of a small place, what with only having three houses and all. The world’s a pretty big place compared to here…

Red starts to step into the grass.

Oak (screaming and sprinting toward Red from his lab): NOOOOO! Don’t go, Red! Stop! Don’t take another step!

Red: Huh? It’s the Professor… and he looks like he’s gone nuts!

Oak: Don’t move! Stay right there, Red!

Red: Jeez, he’s out of his mind! And he doesn’t even know my name… No! He must be trying to kill me!

Red sprints into the grass to get away.

Oak: DAMMIT, YOU IDIOT! THERE ARE WILD POKéMON IN THE GRASS! YOU’RE GONNA GET YOURSELF KILLED!

Red: Wild… Pokémon?

Rattata: Ratta?

Red: Oh, no, you’re right! AH!

Red crushes the Rattata with his foot and runs back to the safety of Pallet Town.

Oak (gasping for breath): Don’t ever do that again, Red! You know it’s dangerous out there unless you have your own Pokémon to protect you!

Red: Because you can’t trust a Pokémon until you’ve crammed it into a ball the size of your fist, right?

Oak: Right!

Oak and Red walk to Oak’s lab.

Oak: Now, today’s your tenth birthday, right? That means I have to give you a Pokémon…

Red: Yep! That’s the law!

Oak: (Damn laws…) Well, luckily, I’ve got a Pokémon right over here for you.

Blue (slamming open the door of the lab): Hold it, old man!

Red: Hey, Gary! Is today your tenth birthday, too? What a coincidence!

Blue punches Red in the jaw.

Blue: My name’s Blue, you damn moron. So shut your mouth. This Pokémon’s mine!

Red: No! My Pokémon!

Oak: You’re a fool, Blue. That Pokémon is a weakling. A toddler could beat you now. I was just going to give it to Red because… well, I don’t like him.

Blue: What?

Red: What?

Oak: But now I have to give him the only other Pokémon I have. Red, you’re about to receive the so-powerful-it-should-be-illegal Pikachu!

Red: Yay! I get a Pikachu! It’s fitting, since I’m Ash, and all.

Oak and Blue: Your name is Red.

Red: Meanies!

Red runs away in tears.

Blue (running after Red): Hey, hold up, Red!

Red glances at Blue and suddenly freezes in place.

Blue: Ha ha, you looked! Now you have to battle me! It’s a law!

Red: Oh, fine. Go, Jean Luc Pikachu!

Jean Luc Pikachu: Pika!

Blue: Go… what?

Red: Jean Luc Pikachu. That’s its name.

Blue: You’re an idiot. Get ‘em, Eevee!

Eevee: Rrreee!

Red: Okay, what attacks can Jean Luc Pikachu use… I guess it’s between Thundershock, Growl, and… Thunderbolt? How does it know Thunderbolt?

Blue: Eevee, Tackle!

Red: Well, using Thunderbolt wouldn’t even be fair. Jean Luc Pikachu, Growl!

Eevee slams into Pikachu as Pikachu purrs.

Blue: Tackle, again!

Red: You can do it, Jean Luc Pikachu! I believe in you! Use Growl again!

Eevee sends Pikachu sprawling as the electric mouse coughs out a hairball.

Blue: Eevee, finish it! Tackle!

Red: Jean Luc Pikachu, uh, use Growl again!

Eevee tackles Pikachu and sends it flying into the wall, unconscious.

Blue: Ha! I won! And now you die!

Blue pulls out a gun and aims it at Red.

Red: What? But you can’t kill me!

Blue: Of course I can. You never saved since you woke up, and now you lost. So you have to die. It’s the rules of Pokémon training.

Red: No! I knew I forgot something! B-but it can’t end this way! It just can’t!

Blue: Goodbye, Red.

Red: My name is Ash!

[mr_pikachu]

Wow, I won? Thanks, Magmar! *clutches toy gun pridefully* :D

So, uh, do I need to post my battle? After all, I think it was already done for me. Does it need to be posted again? >_>;;

Anyway, here's your scenario for this week!


Battle #4: Evil!
Location: Team Rocket HQ, Viridian City


Good luck, everyone! May the best story win!

[Ace64]

Well, it should have been posted by you, but since it's been done, don't worry about it. :biggrin:

Deadline is February 11, EST.

[mr_pikachu]

Hmm.

It's 8 P.M., February 20th.

The deadline was February 11th.

I have received a grand total of zero submissions.

...What happens now?

[Ace64]

I was kind of afraid of that. Ah,geez...

Well, at this point, it seems like the only option is to allow this thread to fall into the abyss. Can't force people to do this, after all, even if I thought it would be a good idea. I doubt even plushies would work.

It's been eight days already. We can wait another three days, and if there's still zilch, then I'll start looking around for a "Delete" button...

Thanks to you and Magmar for giving this a try.

[Mega Horny]

Umm its over so can I make a new one?

Battle #5: Rival Showdown (GSC)
Location: Entrance to Ilex Forest


"Good luck, everyone! May the best story win!"
~Mr. Pikachu

[darktyranitar]

No, no! Please don't delete this topic!

Well, I PM over to Mega Horny my battle. So, can this game continue?

[Ace64]

Hey, as long as there's still people who want to play, I'm game.

[Mega Horny]

well, PM your stories and I'll choose the winner by the end of this week, which, due to an offbeat start will be thursday I believe.

[darktyranitar]

Hmm, I already PM you my story, right? Just confirming things up.

[Mega Horny]

yep. Anybody else want to try, feel free to PM me.

[Blademaster]

(whistling echoes from far overhead)

...YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!

CRASH!

(falls through ceiling; crashes to floor in a daze)

X_x

(slowly stirs; comes to 4 hours later)

...Oooooooooooog... I'm gonna be feeling that tomorrow...

(looks up)

Um, hi.

(stunned silence)

...Uh, I dunno what y'all are doing...

...but is there room for 1 more? :biggrin:

[Ace64]

Always room. Anyone is open to try. Just PM your story to Mega Horny

[Mega Horny]

nice entrance

[Blademaster]

Thank you. :biggrin:

[Mega Horny]

Ok, the time is up! I sat down for hours, pondering over my two contestants, until I could think no more. It was a rigourous challenge, and a difficult choice, but through my highly respected process of decision *flips coin* the winner is none other than......

















































Blademaster! And here is his sick perverted and somewhat scarring tale...

Setting: Ilex Forest.
Rival Battle



Gold: (walking through forest cluelessly) ...What the Hell am I doing here again?

Player: Whatever I tell you, Slave. Now walk!

Gold: Yes, Master... (approaches shrine)

Gold: Huh?

(reads sign on shrine: Secrets of Ilex Forest revealed! Only $1!)

Gold: A buck for knowledge of this mysterious forest that I must pass through just so I can prolong my Master's interest in my meaningless existence for another 7 minutes? Cool!

(slides dollar into shrine)

Gold: (drops to hands and knees in worship) Oh, mighty birdfeeder, share your wisdom with me...

Shrine: (does nothing)

Gold: (stands up)

Shrine: (opens up; squirts watery fluid into Gold's face)

Gold: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT BURNS, IT BURNS!!!!!! (drops to ground twitching)

Player: Oh, walk it off, ya little bitch! It's only hydrochloric acid, for the Pokegods' sake!

Gold: (gets up, steaming from eyes)

Player: I'm bored. Amuse me, pathetic worm. (snaps fingers; Silver appears)

Silver: (wearing a pink tutu and a Darth Vader helmet) I'm a pretty girl... huh, what!? HEY!!!

Gold: (tears at eyes frantically)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! IT BURNS, IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Player:

(Celebi pops out of shrine, holding sack full of dollars)

Celebi: Now, that's not right! (snaps fingers; time reverses to when Silver first appears, now wearing normal rival clothes)

Celebi: Much better. Now, I'm off to spend the money I swindled from stupid mortals like you! And I shall spend it at the most evil place imaginable!

Silver: Where's that?

Celebi: WAL-MART! AAAAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Player:

Silver/Gold (run in circles with hands over smoking ears): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!! IT BURNS, IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Celebi vanishes) Dumbasses...

(Gold and Silver recover)

Silver: Aha! My rival!

Gold: ...Do I know you?

(Silver fumes) Yes, you dumb shit! I'm the guy that you've been fighting since the start of your miserable quest!

Gold: Quest? Screw that! I wanna go to Disneyland!

Silver: First we battle! I choose you, Mindlessbeastthatwillfollowmyeverywhimwithoutquest ion!

(Georgewbush appears)

Georgewbush: (picks nose) Duhhhhhh...

Gold: So that's how it's gonna be, huh? Fine! I choose you, Satanichorrorfromthedepthsoftheearth!

(Michaeljackson appears)

Michaeljackson (dances innocently)

Silver: Go, Georgewbush! Tax Break Attack!

Georgewbush: (hurls roll of quarters at Michaeljackson's head)

Michaeljackson: OW! Stop that, it's ignorant!

Gold: Fight back, Michaeljackson! Use Shitty Dancing!

Michaeljackson: (executes famous dance move and kicks Georgewbush in the head. Georgewbush doesn't notice.)

Silver: Ugh, fighting dirty, huh? Well, two can play at that game! Georgewbush, return!

(Georgewbush is called back into Pokeball, which Silver then proceeds to hurl into a volcano.)

Volcano: P-TOOEY! (spits Pokeball containing Georgewbush far way)

Silver: I choose you, Crazyfrigginredneckthatcommandsthearmiesofthenight !

(Dickcheney appears)

Dickcheney: (is holding shotgun and wearing Elmer Fudd costume) Quail?

Silver: Dickcheney, Mistaken Target Attack!

Dickcheney: Dick, dick, dickcheney! (aims shotgun at Gold)

Gold: Look, Dickcheney, a Democrat! (points at Silver)

Dickcheney: (spins around and points at Silver) CHENEY!!!

Silver: Oh, fu-

BLAM!

(Silver's head goes flying off and lands in sewer 20 miles away)

Player: YAY! Now, begone, strangers, while I continue to play, as I have no life!

(Dickcheney and Michaeljackson disappear; Player and Gold continue game)

------------------------1,000 miles away-------------------------

(Dickcheney and Michaeljackson reappear in a sealed room full of toys and games)

Dickcheney: Dick? (shotgun is now gone)

Michaeljackson: (gives Dickcheney a knowing look) Michaellllllll...

Dickcheney: ... (runs and begins pounding on walls) DICK!!!!! CHENEY DICK, DICKDICK!!!!!

Michaeljackson: (smiles at the overuse of the name 'Dick' and bears fangs at Dickcheney; approaches)

(Michaeljackson's shadow falls across Dickcheney...)

Dickcheney: DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

(screen goes dark)

Somwhere beyond: HEE-HEE!!!!!!!

THE END

I hope you enjoyed and I hope their are more contestants in the future, and a good job to the runner up DT as well. Good luck to everyone!

*steps down*

[Blademaster]

...What? The nice guy can't have a weird side? :redface:

Yeah, props from me to darktyranitar (I think that's what DT stands for, anyway. :heh:) too, for havin' a new signature that is da shiznit! :cool2:

Anyway, I think I'm supposed to post a new battle scenario-thingie, right?

OK, here it is:

Battle #6

Location: Bug-Catching Contest outside of Goldenrod City

Scenario: Insanity ensues when trainers enter the Bug-Catching Contest armed w/ more than just Pokeballs...

Have fun!

-Blademaster

[darktyranitar]

Hehe, thanks Blademaster :biggrin:! I thank Kiara for making me the great sig! :smilie:

Hm, hm! Interesting scenarios! I'll try to post in ASAP.

May the best story win! :smilie:

[Ace64]

Deadline will be next Saturday, of course.

I'll send one in, too.

[Mega Horny]

Its the big day....Oh so suspenseful.

*sits and watches*

[Ace64]

Blade, I wasn't able to send my battle due to some comp problems. Oh well.

[Blademaster]

Blade, I wasn't able to send my battle due to some comp problems. Oh well.

Aw, well, that's OK, Ace! I'll give you until tonight to try and re-submit it. :biggrin::yes:

[Blademaster]

Sorry I'm late. I had
some comp problems of my own. :redface:

But I'm here now! And after a painstaking analysis of both submissions, I have decided on a winner!

The winner of this week's Battle Bonanza is...











...DARKTYRANITAR!!!

:dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:

Way to go, Faiz!

Mega Horny, I'm sorry, but DT's story was more what I was hoping for.

Yours was still pretty funny, though. :smilie:

Now, without further adieu, here is this week's winning story:


It was another one of those typical day. Blue skies, bright sun…
Gold: For the love of Pikachu, do stop you stupid, clichéd, typical intro!
Err… here we find Gold, minding his own business, as he took a walk on the outskirt of Goldenrod City. All hope is lose, and all shall suffer as we waste another half an hour watching his autobiography. Rating: G.
Gold (doing a crossword) Let’s see… 4 words, a call of distress…
Voice: HELP!!!
Gold: That’s it! (Scribble down). Now for the next one…
BOOM!
Voice: Don’t go to the bug catching competition!
Gold: Bug catching? Let’s see… hey! There’s only 4 letters and a space followed by two letters for this one!
Second voice: Look up!
Gold: Yeah, that’s it! (Scribble down).
First voice: Son of a bi…. (followed by another loud BOOM)
Gold (Continue walking until stumbles across sign. He stopped, and read): Bug catching competition? Sounds kinda cool. Wait… what’s the little red letters written here?
Sign: The Weekly Goldenrod Bug Catching Contest. Be there to fill the thrill. Anything goes in this competition. Weapons, Drugs, Money, Cheating. Every goes. Admission is free. Competition: TODAY!
P/S: BYOB. Enter at your own risk
Gold: This sounds like fun! Wonder if I should invite Silver along… Eh, I’m gonna get me some poprorn. And I’m going to get SOAD CD to go with it!
(Gold then went and changes his cloth to those worn by Solid Snake)
Gold: Eat your heart out, Snake! Bug catching, here I come!
(A loud boom, followed by continuous firing of machine gun)
Silver: Ahh! (Got shot on his head)
Gold: Silver?! What are you doing here? I thought your head was blown away in our last encounter.
Silver: It is (Nonchalantly took out his head, before putting it back)
Gold: Dude! That is so awesome!
Silver: Then check this! (Took out a shotgun and fired off at a tree)
Second voice: Ahhhh! (A boy then fell from the tree, a hole on his head)
Gold: What the hell? I thought this was all G! I want to sue the writer of this worthless piece of crap!
Silver: No, it aint. It’s M. Don’t you know that they just raised the rating for the Pokemon series game? It’s all after a guy named…
Gold: Ah, no matter! (Took out a pistol with a silencer)
Silver: Oh, shoot…
Gold (Shooting around, hitting random bug Pokemon): Yee-ha! I’m getting high on scores, baby!
19800. New score.
Gold: Yes!
Type in name: YES.
Gold: No!
YES. Highest score: 19800.
Gold: Damn sensitive voice detector…
And another BOOM…
Gold: Ah-ha! It’s Mr Bombastic! Dude!
(A series of missiles came rushing towards Gold)
Gold: Dude! (Runs off in anime style, complete with dust and round, spiral shape for feet) Aaahhhh! (Got blown away as missiles collides with him) I’m your fan…
Mr Boombastic (riding a monster truck) BOOM!
Gold: Oh, how ironic. I’m being chased by my own idol. Shoot!
Mr Boombastic: BOOM-I will-BOOM-gladly to-BOOM-do that! (Took out a sniper gun)
Silver: Umm…dude? Get yourself a shotgun or something. It’s a lot more damaging.
Mr Boombastic: Shut up! I oughta…
Gold: Taijutsu! A thousand years of pain!
Mr Boombastic: (blast off, holding his butt) Oww-oww-oww! (in a shrilly voice)
Silver: WTF? Did he just sound like a woman?
Mr Boombastic: I am a woman. (Blush)
Gold: Ewwwww…I think he, I mean she likes that…
Silver: And I note that your “ewwwwwwww” was two W short. Then you must also likes doing that…
Gold: Shut up! Aren’t we supposed to be catching bug Pokemon?
Silver and Mr Boombastic: Good idea.
Gold: Look! A Scyther!
Silver: Hmm? Why is it holding an apple in his hand?
Mr Boombastic: Dude! That’s not an apple! Its…
BOOM!
Solid Snake: Ahh, I love the smells of grenade in the evening…
EvilMewf0ur: Metal Gear Solid RULEZ!!!!11111
Solid Snake: Eh, what are you doing here?
EvilMewf0ur: Messing up this story, of course!
Solid Snake: What coincidence… I’ve set up explosion all over this page… Shall I?
EvilMewf0ur: Hehehe… (fades in explosion)
The end


Very funny, DT. Your prise is this one-of-a-kind, custom-made, hand-crafted paintball/grenade/machine gun.

Enjoy!

(envisions TPMF laying in ruins within the hour. :eek:

Now, I believe that Faiz gets to propose the next battle scene, so make it a good one, man!

We'll be waiting for it! :yes:

Until next week, peace out, gang!

-Blademaster

[darktyranitar]

Wow, didn’t really expect to win. Thanks, BladeMaster! :smilie:

Mwuahaha, TPM is mine, now that I got this machinegun! *gets a lot of stares* Eheh, ignore it…:P

Anyway guys, sorry for not making it sooner. I have gone for a camp from Friday till today. So, here’s the next scenario:

Battle #7

Location: Celadon City Gym Match

Scenario: How a perverted trainer makes his way to battle Erika, and how cheating wins again kindness…

Good luck, guys! And to quote mr_pikachu, “may the best story wins!”:yes:

[darktyranitar]

Sorry to double post, guys, but just reminding that is only two day until deadline.

That's all. *fade away*