GAME: Fortunately, Unfortunately v.3 (M.A. Zak)

[mr_pikachu]

Fortunately, Unfortunately - version 3
Super Mod Approved by Zak


The rules of Fortunately, Unfortunately are pretty simple. Just continue the story with two statements. The first should start with "Unfortunately" and the second should start with "Fortunately". Here's an example of how it might work.

Unfortunately, everyone in the world became evil!

Fortunately, the evil people learned to live in peace.

Get the idea? Just continue the story, from post to post. It can go in wild and crazy directions, so be ready for some hilarity!

Oh, and all other rules of PCG still apply, so be sure to read them (http://www.pokemasters.net/forums/index.php?topic=43499.0).


I'll start the game.


Unfortunately, TPM crashed for five days!

Fortunately, it was reactivated.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, some TPM members didn't know it was reactivated.

Fortunately, they would have spammed anyway.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, some who didn't realized this are valuable posters.

Fortunately, they decided to check TPM after the crash.

[Mega Horny]

unfortunately, it still wasn't working

Fotuantely they finally went outside and got some exercise

[Dark Dragonite]

Unfortunately DD decided to return while it was down...

Fortunately, After getting excersize, Wolfsong told him it was back up

[Fett One]

Unfortunately Wolfsong told him that TPM had a new address

Fortunately, DD didn't believe Wolfsong about the change of address

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, TPM's address really had changed.

Fortunately, it changed to google.com.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, millions of people got angry because they could no longer search for anything.

Fortunately, TPM got millions of new members who accidentially joined when they were struggling with the site they couldn't understand...

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they signed a petition to get google back

Fortunately, their petition worked

[Hatake Kakashi]

Unfortunetly, it was a sinister plan by Dr.Google to take over the Earth!

Fortunetly, he never gave it his official seal of approval, making it null and void.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, people still gave up the planet despite the missing seal.

Fortunately, Dr. Google perished in a mysterious accident during a prune-eating contest.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, he only suffered from minor wounds.

Fortunately, the wounds was on his brain, thus causing to forget who he is.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he still remembers being evil

Fortunately, Dr. Google decided he didn't want to be evil

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, a Taco Bell commercial changed his mind.

Fortunately, the only evil deed he wanted to commit was destroying Taco Bell.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, by destroying Taco Bell, he also destroy the lives of those who works for them.

Fortunately, the people found new jobs.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunetaly, the workplace where they got new jobs immediately laid them off the next day.

Fortunetaly, they had a lot of money saved up in the bank in case this situation happened.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the banked got robbed by criminals using high tech weapons

Fortunately, the weapons turned out to be fake

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the robbery was complete by the time anyone realized it.

Fortunately, the thieves returned the money they stole.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the money they returned was fake.

Fortunately, the bank had extra money that was hidden from the robbers.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the bank had only hidden $5

Fortunately, the bank properly invested that $5 and turned it into $500,000,000

[Hatake Kakashi]

Unfortunetly, the bank was investigated for fraud and found out.

Fortunetely, the people had ensured their money!

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, their insurance policy was also fake.

Fortunately, deep in the hills of the Amazon, they had a cave filled with gold and jewels that they could use to pay for anything whenever they wanted to.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, a dragon took up residency in the cave.

Fortunately, it was a friendly dragon.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, by friendly, it means that it likes to eat people as snacks.

Fortunately, they managed to get rid of the dragon.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the villagers found a dragon egg after killing the main dragon.

Fortunately, the villagers planned to raise this dragon to help not hinder.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, it only helped their enemies.

Fortunately, the villagers' enemies were actually the good guys.

[Mega Horny]

unfortunately Mh the terrible changed the topic again

fortunately, he changed it to scraggly beards.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the shaggy beards attacked the repliers.

Fortunately, Superman came to save the day.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, Superman's powers were ineffective over the internet.

Fortunately, he recruited assistants who were more technologically capable.

[Mega Horny]

Unfortunately, while singing his recruitment papers he broke his pencil with super strength.

Fortunately, he used a pen

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, the pen was out of ink.

Fortunately, Superman found a vial of ink to carefully use to refill the pen.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Superman spilled the vial of ink

Fortunately, the ink didn't spill onto the recruitment papers

[Mega Horny]

Unfortunately, He broke the pen after filling it and ink spilled all over the recruitment papers

fortunately, when Kingrad used Octazooka on the papers, it didnt make any difference.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, Superman then can't help the villagers.

Fortunately, the villagers were able to protect themselves.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, SUperman got upset and started to terrorize the villagers to teach them not to protect themselves

Fortunately, the villagers were armed with kryptonite

[Mega Horny]

Unfortunately, it wasn't reallly Kryptonite and turned out to be hunks of green-painted Captain Crunch cereal.

Fortunately, everyone liked Captain crunch so they ate it and made up


(they ate the paint too, hint hint)

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, eating paint was bad for their health.

Fortunately, they didn't die from the effects.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, they then have to fork out their money for health insurance.

Fortunately, someone decided to give them a huge amount of money.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, that insurance money was fake so they still suffered.

Fortunately, Gandalf the White came along to cure them of this illness.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he was killed before he could cast Curaga.

Fortunately, he didn't waste any MP on that spell, which wouldn't have cured poisoning.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, his soul then when and disturbed his murderer.

Fortunately, that was a good thing.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unforunately, Saruman came along and trapped Gandalf's soul in the Shadow Realm (who knows how he got access to that sort of power but who cares?)

Fortunately, before Gandalf was sent to the shadow Realm, Gandalf cursed Saruman.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the side effect of the curse granted Saruman infinite power.

Fortunately, the curse itself prevented Saruman from actually using that power.

[Mega Horny]

Unfortunately Harry Potter came along and made it so Saruman could acess his powers

Fortunately, Saruman tripped and scraped his knee

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the scrape became infected

Fortunately, Saruman knew a spell that can cure the infection

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, Saruman was evil.

Fortunately, the healing of Saruman's wound would restore the balance between good and evil.

[Mega Horny]

Unfotunately, he decided to use a band-aid instead

Fortunately, the sticky stuff got wet from his tears of joy (upon finding such a band-aid) and kept falling off.

[Fett One]

Unfotunately, he got a new band aid

Fortunately, a band aid can't cure an infection

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, Neosporin can.

Fortunately, he didn't have any Neosporin.

[Mega Horny]

Unfortunately, he made some appear with his magic

Fortunately, he was getting rusty and may Roy Karrde appear instead.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, No one knew who Roy Karrde is

Fortunately, it didn't matter

[Mega Horny]

(Another person you don't know about?????)

unfrotunately, pretty much everyone except Fett One knew who Roy Karrde is

fortunately, he was recently modded and went ahead to ban Sarumon.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he should have banned Saruman, not Sarumon.

Fortunately, mods don't have banning power, so the innocent Sarumon was unharmed.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Kevin gave the mods the power to ban people

Fortunately, Susie over ruled Kevin so the mods had to give up their newly acquired power to ban

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, Kevin found a book that allowed him to bypass Susie's Laws.

Fortunately, Susie found out about this book and replaced it with a Russian Version of it before he could completely absorb the information.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, TPM then crumble.

Fortunately, some computer maniac managed to fix the problem before anyone noticed this.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the computer maniac was Bill Gates

Fortunately, he didn't force TPM to use Microsoft products

[Mega Horny]

Unfortunately, he did force them to sacrifice Gavin Luper on a metal altar

fortunately, as his last wish he asked Bill to hack into his computer and print the last chapters of Lisa the Legend.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the last chapters of Lisa the Legend were all in Klingon.

Fortunately, Inferno_Dragon knew Klingon and translated it for all the fanfiction readers.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the chapter was never finished so all of the fanfiction readers were dissappointed

Fortunately, they found a new fanfic to read

[Mega Horny]

Unfortunately, this fic was "A Fast-Paced Fic" by Mega Horny

Fortunately, its was actually a great fic despite its name and everyone should read it!

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, some people say that the fic sucks.

Fortunately, some other guy brainwashed them to say that the fic is good.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, some people thought that self-advertising was a bad thing.

Fortunately, they were brainwashed into reading the fic despite the advertisement.

[Mega Horny]

Unfortunately, they didnt leave any feedback

fortunately, this prevented them from telling me how much they hated it

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they overloaded your e-mail with spam as payback for brainwashing them

Fortunately, you enjoy to read spam

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, your eyes says otherwise.

Fortunately, I was captured for stating such an absurd statement.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, you were promptly released, since the police didn't have a warrant.

Fortunately, they quickly got a warrant.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the warrant was only valid for 5 minutes

Fortunately, they had a person with super speed perform the search

[Mega Horny]

Unfortunately, he didn't find anything

Fortunately, the warrant's validation (if thats even a word) date extended another 7 minutes.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, darktyranitar was found eight minutes later.

Fortunately, the speedy officer decided to lie about the time of the arrest.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the speedy officers superior found out he lied

Fortunately, the superior was a dirty cop

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, darktyranitar managed to escape.

Fortunately, Mega Horny managed to catch him.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, Mega Horny let him go.

Fortunately, darktyranitar fell into a bottomless pit.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, darktyranitar can fly

Fortunately, he forgot that he can fly

[Mega Horny]

Unfortunately, Libby helped him remember when Ethan captured him and taught him to fly

Fortunately, Libby is stranded on a faraway Island, so the above is impossible.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, that island was about to be covered in lava by an erupting volcano.

Fortunately, she was able to teleport before she was covered in hot molten magma.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, she teleported into the middle of a hurricane.

Fortunately, she was safe, since she was in the "eye" of the storm.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, she stepped on a mine.

Fortunately, the mine was long unarmed.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, an old man was mad that she stepped on his mine

Fortunately, there was nothing the old man can do about it

[Mega Horny]

Unfortunately, the old man had a posse of very muscular men, including Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje

Fortunately, he ran out of beard to cut off before he could finish our hero.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, Mega Horny turns out to be our hero.

Fortunately, this has make the story even more interesting.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, what the author's defination of interesting was different from the norm, so it was boring.

Fortunately, Dark Sage appeared out of nowhere to make it incredible and dissappear in a flash.

[Mega Horny]

unfortunately, DT used bad grammar and Mr. Pikachu ate him

Fortunately, he didn't taste half bad

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he caused mr. pikachu to have bad indigestion

Fortunately, mr. pikachu had Pepto-bismal

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, mr_pikachu had actually ate lightyranitar, darktyranitar's twin brother.

Fortunately, no one cared about this fact.

[Mega Horny]

Unfortunately, I did

Fortunately, i decided to keep that to myself

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, someone leaked the information onto the internet

Fortunately, no one believed the information

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, an anonymous member of TPM actually believed that information and started to clarify on the infortunately.

Fortunately, his computer was in the shop for repairs.

[Mega Horny]

Ufortunately, he owned a laptop

Fortunately, I meant owned as in pwned, in other words, he broke it and threw it in the fireplace.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the fire caused the laptop to explode

Fortunately, no one was harmed

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, that was boring.

Fortunately, a random robot appeared out of nowhere and started to shoot down the nearby city.

[Mega Horny]

Unfortunately, it began to shoot down our city afterwards

Fortunately, "Our City" was the name of a town in Kansas, and we are actually in New York.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the robot went after New York

Fortunately, Optimus Prime arrived to battle the robot, that happened to be a brain washed Megatron

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, Optimus Prime was destroyed by Big Duo.

Fortunately, Big O arrived to fend off Big Duo and the brainwashed Megatron.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, big O lost.

Fortunately, both Big Duo and the brainwashed Megatron were defeated at the same moment.

[Mega Horny]

Unfotunately, Richard Simmons came along and scared them all away

Fortunately, he ran off after the fox network because he was angered that he was not included in the cast of "King of Queens"

[Fett One]

Unfotunately, "King of Queens" is on CBS so he ran after the wrong network

Fortunately, someone told him about his mistake

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he didn't believe the informant.

Fortunately, the informant showed him a tape of the show to prove it to him.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the tape was about WWE.

Fortunately, he decided that he wanted to become a wrestler instead.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he was too small to join

Fortunately, he has a machine that can make him bigger

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the machine is missing a vital component.

Fortunately, he has the money to buy it.

[Mega Horny]

Unfortunately, the machine broke

Fortunately, I dont need a machine because I am ripped

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, we were talking about Richard Simmons not Mega Horny

Fortunately, Mega Horny volunteered to help Richard Simmons

[Mega Horny]

Unfortunately, I would never do a thing like that

Fortunately, the proper amount of cash was distributed and I decided to change my mind

[mr_pikachu]

Mega Horny, you have to wait for two other people to post in this game before you make a post of your own. Fett One, like the name suggests, is only one person.

Unfortunately, the money was stolen.

Fortunately, the criminals needed the money more than Richard Simmons did.

[Mega Horny]

sorry, my browser was slow and my previous post didnt show up =/ Sorry for Spamming too, *runs off*

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the criminals tried to get away

Fortunately, the criminals were captured by a man wearing a dress

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, some women were around, and they didn't like the sight of a man in a dress.

Fortunately, they didn't call the police to arrest the lunatic.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the police came anyway.

Fortunately, they decided to only arrest the criminals.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the man was also captured.

Fortunately, the man was released two days later.

[Mega Horny]

Unfortunately, his cellmates mistook him for a girl during that two day period...

Fortunately, they mistook him for a very ugly girl.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the mans wife left him because he went to jail

Fortunately, his wife realized it was a stupid reason for leaving him

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, she also learned the reason for which he was sent to jail.

Fortunately, she forgave him.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, she then left him two days later.

Fortunately, she came back for him (again?) two days later.

[Mega Horny]

Unfortunately, this time he did not want her and ate her instead

Fortunately, she tasted good

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, her vengeful spirit haunted him for all eternity.

Fortunately, he deserved it.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, being haunted caused him to go insane

Fortunately, he used his insanity as an excuse to sue his wifes family

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the wife's family lawyer fought a good case against the husband.

Fortunately, the judge decided that this was all silly and decided to give the man 2 weeks of community service.

[Mega Horny]

Unfortunately, this community service involved attending church.

Fortunately, he slipped out during the psalms.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, he was then hit by a passing truck.

Fortunately, beating all odds, he survived!

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he was crippled.

Fortunately, he was still able to find happiness.

[Mega Horny]

Unfortunately, he found his happiness in giving other people trouble

Fortunately, he was giving them Trouble, the game

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, Trouble is a lot of trouble to play with.

Fortunately, the peoples managed to master the art of the game in a few days.

[Mega Horny]

Unfortunately, the crippled man then went on a plane trip that crashed on a supposedly deserted island

Fortunately, the mysterious electromagnetic energy of the island healed his body

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the energy attracted the attention of the island's wildlife.

Fortunately, the animals didn't attack him.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the animals attacked each other

Fortunately, the crippled man was able to eat the now dead animals

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, he then got SARS.

Fortunately, it was curable.

[Mega Horny]

Unfortunately, smokey the monster found him

Fortunately, they became friends

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, Smokey the Monster's definition of friend was "dinner."

Fortunately, Steve Irwin "The Crocodile Hunter" came to save the man.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, he then use the man as a bait for crocodile.

Fortunately, the crocodiles were out that day to a party.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Cookie Monster showed up and ate him since he can no longer eat cookies

Fortunately, Kermit the Frog showed up to stop Cookie Monster

[Mega Horny]

Unfortunately, the Cookie monster at him as well

Fortunately, nobody likes Kermit the Frog.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, it wasn't easy being green.

Fortunately, no humans are green.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, a mad scientist used his diabolical weapon to turn everyone green.

Fortunately, Superman was able to travel back in time to stop the Mad Scientist from developing this weapon.

[Mega Horny]

Unfortunately, Seath Green used his last name as an excuse for everything

Fortunately, no one listened to him

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, they still had to read everything he wrote.

Fortunately, he couldn't read, much less write.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, he has superpower.

Fortunately, he is weak to kryptonite.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, kryptonite no longer exist on earth

Fortunately, an alien trader brought some to earth

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the chemical composition of the kryptonite changed when it entered Earth's atmosphere.

Fortunately, it transformed into the much more powerful material known as Krypton.

[Mega Horny]

Unfortunately, it was so powerful that it took over the world

Fortunately, one man decided to stop it...

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, that man was in the hospital with two broken legs

Fortunately, a new medical treatment healed his legs within 5 minutes

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he died as a result.

Fortunately, he was resurrected.

[Mega Horny]

Unfortunately, he was resurrected by Plantae, master Necromancer

Fortunately, He broke free from Plantae's spell thanks to one man.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, that one man was in a coma.

Fortunately, thanks to medical breakthrough, there were able to get him out of that coma.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, as he was leaving the hospital he got hit on the head and fell into another coma

Fortunately, the medical breakthrough was repeatable

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, he then got AIDS.

Fortunately, AIDS was curable due to medical breakthrough.

[Mega Horny]

Unfortunately, his parents thought he was a homosexual and couldn't accept this and decided to lock him up

Fortunately, they locked him up in 3 foot high rabbit pen

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he was an NBA player.

Fortunately, he was the shortest NBA player of all time.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, this made the game really hard for him to play

Fortunately, he enjoyed playing the game anyway

[Mega Horny]

Unfortunately, he dug under the fence

Fortunately, he got stuck underground

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, there was no oxygen underground.

Fortunately, he was able to survive without oxygen.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, he couldn't survive very long without oxygen.

Fortunately, he knew a spell to length his survival without oxygen.

[Mega Horny]

unfortunately, he didnt have his wand

fortunately, a kind diglett saved him

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the Diglett "saved" him by putting him out of his misery.

Fortunately, he wasn't miserable any more.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he went to hell

Fortunately, it was a mistake and he was sent to heaven where he belonged

[Mega Horny]

Unfortunately, heaven was filled with only hott women and he was gay

Fortunately, he misbehaved and went to hell

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, hell was filled with more hot women.

Fortunately, there were also some men there.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, they weren't interested in him.

Fortunately, he decided to suppress his urges.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, it is illegal to suppress urges while in hell

Fortunately, he got off with a warning since it was his first offense

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, he kept doing it.

Fortunately, he was then sent to a better place.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he was cast into oblivion.

Fortunately, not existing was better than existing in hell.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he was brought back to life as an earth worm

Fortunately, he enjoyed being an earth worm

[Mega Horny]

Unfortunately, he was stepped on

Fortunately, it was by another Earth Worm and he survived.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, a crow came by, swooped down and grabbed him in its beak.

Fortunately, a hippie environmentalist came just in time to knock the bird out and save him.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, he was then stepped on by the hippie.

Fortunately, he was in a hole, thus survived the crush.

[Mega Horny]

unfortunately, the hole caved in

fortunately, he ate his way out

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the dirt smelled terrible.

Fortunately, he didn't have a nose.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he panicked when he realized he can't smell

Fortunately, he got over it after a few hours

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the hole was flooded with water and he died.

Fortunately, he was reincarnated as a Liger.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he didn't know what a Liger was.

Fortunately, he found a dictionary.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the dictionary had the wrong definition

Fortunately, he didn't know that the information was wrong

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, someone else knows.

Fortunately, that person was at the other part of the world.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he sent him an E-mail.

Fortunately, Ligers don't know how to use E-mail.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, someone taught him how to use e-mail

Fortunately, ligers don't have fingers so he couldn't use the keyboard and mouse

[Mega Horny]

Unfortunately he got someone else to write it for him

Fortunately, they couldnt find the send button

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, it didn't matter because the world was destroyed in half a second.

Fortunately, he was reincarnated as a Super Saiyan.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he still had no planet to live on

Fortunately, he found a planet filled with Super Saiyans

[Mega Horny]

Unfortunately, Super Sayians suck

Fortunately, they all died mysteriously

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the mysterious deaths of the Super Saiyans caused a dangerous chain of unstable energy.

Fortunately, Green Laturn Corps came in time to stop the energy wave.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the energy wave is yellow so they are powerless to stop it

Fortunately, someone with a yellow power ring stopped the energy wave

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the energy wave turned red.

Fortunately, someone else with a red ring came to stop the energy wave.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the red persons's ring broke due to the immense power.

Fortunately, Team Rocket came up with a invention to harness the power of the energy wave.

[Mega Horny]

Unfortunately, their invention failed miserably as usual

Fortunately, the slightly more sucessful Crystal Syndicate decided to try and help

[phaedrus]

unfortunately, the crystal syndicate came crashing down when Sonic Youth let loose with blasts of music coming from pimped out Fender Jaguars and Jazzmasters.

fortunately the music was blissful.

[Mega Horny]

unfortunately, this blissful tune soon ended and he began to play terrible music

Fortunately, his amp was turned off

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he figured out that it was turned off

Fortunately, a disgruntle person came by and destroyed the amp

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he had to sacrifice his life to do so.

Fortunately, millions of lives were saved as a result of his sacrifice.

[Mega Horny]

unfortunately, he had another amp

Fortunately, it wasnt plugged in yet

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the plug he was using was badly damage and wouldn't work.

Fortunately, he had enough money to go to Wal-Mart and buy a new plug.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, Wal-Mart was closed on that day.

Fortunately, some random guy was generous enough to give him a free plug.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the plug was cursed

Fortunately, a gypsey offered to remove the curse

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the gypsy was only a trainee and couldn't remove the curse.

Fortunately, the curse allowed the man to turn into a wolf whenever he felt like to cause havoc.

[phaedrus]

unfortunately the wolf's weapon of choice was an Ibanez Talman.

fortunately one lone Jazzblaster came and axe-murdered the Talman to hell.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the Jazzblaster became cursed

Fortunately, the curse only lasted for 24 hours

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the man died within that hours.

Fortunately, he was sent to heaven.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, God put a "Return to Sender" tag on him and sent him back.

Fortunately, this meant he got an entirely new life to live.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he wasted his new life by doing drugs

Fortunately, a friend of his held an intervention

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, that intervention was really a kegger in disguise.

Fortunately, the "good police" stopped it and took the man to a safe place where he can live the rest of his life in peace.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he escaped.

Fortunately, he found an even happier place in the process.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, he was then devoured by a giant Pikachu.

Fortunately, the Pikachu then spat him out.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, a giant sandshrew attacked the pikachu

Fortunately, Pikachu knew iron tail

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, Pikachu's Iron Tail broke thus breaking its own tail.

Fortunetly, Pikachu could rely on its Thunder Attack which hurt anything no matter what type it is.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he missed the Sandshrew and hit a rock.

Fortunately, the rock exploded and pieces of it hit the Sandshrew.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the Sandshrew was unharmed.

Fortunately, a giant tower behind him fell towards him due to the explosion, knocking him out.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the Sandshrew regained consciousness and proceeded to evolve into a sandslash

Fortunately, pikachu had already ran away

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, this proved that it was a coward.

Fortunately, cowards usually live longer than most other people (and Pokemon).

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, that leaves no one to stop the Sandslash.

Fortunately, someone decided to beat the Sandslash once and for all.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, that person decided to fight sandslash using a togepi

Fortunately, togepi tried using metronome

[Mega Horny]

Unfortunately, Metronome ended up as Cotton Spore

Fortunately, Sandslash was allergic to cotton

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, Sandslash sneezed all over the Togepi.

Fortunately, Togepi's next Metronome ended up being Rapid Spin, so it flung the mucus away centrifuge-style.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the sandslash attacked with earthquake while togepi was distracted

Fortunately, togepi evolved into togetic and avoided the earthquake

[Mega Horny]

unfrotunately, Sandslash used Fissure

Fortunately, it missed

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, some people fell into the fissure.

Fortunately, they were delinquents.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, some of the peopel weren't delinquents

Fortunately, those people were saved by a noctowl using confusion

[Mega Horny]

Unfortunately, confusing people doesnt help them when they are falling into a fissure

Fortunately, it confused one man into thinking he was superman and he tried to save everyone

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he failed.

Fortunately, his skull didn't explode when he hit the earth's core.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, his body was burned.

Fortunately, God decided to spare his life.

[Mega Horny]

Unfortunately, he wished he had died due to the horrible pain

Fortunately, when he was flopping in agony it looked like he was doing the worm -- and he was quite good at it.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, "The Worm" was a horrible dance and everyone hated him.

Fortunately, since that was the only thing people could watch, they learned to love him doing "The Worm."

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he stopped doing "The Worm" long enough to sleep.

Fortunately, everyone forgave him for that.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he decided to retire from doing "The Worm"

Fortunately, he was willing to train a replacement

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, his trainee was brain dead.

Fortunately, his master was able to get him a new efficent brain.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, it was a monkey brain.

Fortunately, the brain knows how to do "The Worm".

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, it was incompatible with the trainee's human body.

Fortunately, a special machine was available that could allow him to bypass such compatibility issues.

[Mega Horny]

Unfortunately, everyone seemed to have forgotten that he was writhing in pain

Fortunately, the esteemed and highly valued member Mega Horny filled them in

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Mega Horny is the only one that thinks he is esteemed and highly valued

Fortunately, someone brought him an ice-cream cone to male him feel better

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the ice cream was poisonous.

Fortunately, Mega Horny was immune to poison.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the sprinkles were cursed.

Fortunately, Mega Horny gave his ice cone to Fett One.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Fett One sneezed and dropped the ice-cream cone on Inferno_Dragon

Fortunately, Inferno_Dragon didn't eat the sprinkles

[Mega Horny]

Unfortunately, Mega Horny, the most valued member of all time was busy helping old women across the street and couldnt destroy the sprinkles

Fortunately, they fell on the ground and looked disgusting so no one wanted to eat them

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, small bugs ate them despite their disgusting appearance.

Fortunately, they were immune to the curse.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the small bugs effected people with the curse just by biting them

Fortunately, only 1% of the human population can be infected by the bugs

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the 1 Percent of the population decided to release the curse on the rest of the world hoping for another Black Plaque.

Fortunately, Yami Yugi stopped him in time and sent him or her to the Shadow Realm.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, that 1 percent of the world escaped and continued to try to spread the plague.

Fortunately, the punishment for fleeing the Shadow Realm was instant death.

[Mega Horny]

unfortunately, Mega Horny felt as if he wasn't getting enough attention and spammed

Fortunately, justice came to him in the form of Mt. Pikachu

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, Mt. Pikachu's target was redirected at a small village.

Fortunately, Superman arrived in time to save the day.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, Superman decided not to save the unlucky village.

Fortunately, he was brainwashed into saving it.

[Mega Horny]

Unfortunately, after saving it he destroyed it

Fortunately, The villagers had already been killed by the deadly sprinkles

[bombman]

unfortunately, superman died

fortunately, here come batman! :cool2:

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, Batman didn't have any of his gadgets.

Fortunately, a bystander loaned him a few.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the gadgets were broken

Fortunately, Batman could use his martial arts skills instead

[Mega Horny]

unfortunately he pulled a muscle when excercising the previous night

Fortunately, he could still trash talk his enemies.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, his alter-ego, Bruce Wayne, limited him to mere formal affronts.

Fortunately, all his enemies laughed themselves into submission.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they were laughing because Joker had showed up and used smilex gas on them

Fortunately, batman had an antidote

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately Catwoman appeared seducing Batman whose erection caused him significant lack of flying power.

Fortunately by now Batman had ejaculated releasing his erection to go back down to its smallness.

[Mega Horny]

(And I get in trouble for saying wang?)

Unfortunately, none of the girls liked him anymore, due to this fact

Fortunately, he liked to live the hot single life

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, his single life was spent in the underworld.

Fortunately, Terry McGennis took over the role of Batman, which he was more high-tech than Bruce Wayne.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, a high tec suit costs a lot of money

Fortunately, Bruce Wayne paid for the suit

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, he then became broke.

Fortunately, someone was kind enough to donate him some money.

[Mega Horny]

Unfortunately, this was under the condition that he ran fourteen laps around lake Ontario

Fortunately, he needed the exercise