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Andrew
25th April 2006, 07:35 AM
Well post your "Hillarious" chat quotes here for us all to read. This thread could be funny till Lady Vulpix posts something she deems funny. :(

Here's one with me and Dragoknight tonight....


Andrew says:
It's like jesus wrote a book!
The Anti-Tony says:
Now when would he get the free time?
Andrew says:
Oh he's got tons of it
Andrew says:
Like, who do you think writes the scrips for home and away AND neighbours
The Anti-Tony says:
lol
Andrew says:
He's obviously SUPER talented
Andrew says:
Like superly
The Anti-Tony says:
Yeah, that Jesus is a pretty good guy. He's like everyone's mate.
Andrew says:
Except with Tom
Andrew says:
he hates him
Andrew says:
Tom said he stole his rum at a party and jesus totally denied it, saying he could apparate some if he wanted. BUt tom's a bit of a dickhead.
The Anti-Tony says:
Yeah, I reckon!
Andrew says:
plus jesus is more of a wino
The Anti-Tony says:
Drinking wine with Jesus would so kick ass.
Andrew says:
He'd be all like "I'm drunk. .... *Click fingers* Now!"
Andrew says:
"Dude, I'm down to 20 bucks, and I need cab fare, make me drunk too!"
Andrew says:
"What the hell do you take me for!! *Stumble* your messiah or something"
Andrew says:
"You're such a prick when you're drunk"
Andrew says:
"Oh you're just ... what's the word... jeallyous!"
The Anti-Tony says:
lol you've obviously been thinking about this for a while.
Andrew says:
Lol, this was spur of th emoment stuff
The Anti-Tony says:
Good stuff, you should write it down
Andrew says:
and then some chick cracking onto jesus
Andrew says:
"OMG like I saw you across the bar with that beer, with your mates and I didn't think you'd come over here and talk to me, cause you're like "JESSUSUUSUSUS"" "Heheh, I'm not htat bad, lol, want more alcohol?"
Andrew says:
What do you think would happen if you hung out with jesus
Andrew says:
I bet he'd be stingy with sharing
The Anti-Tony says:
Well I dunno, he's sharing his body and blood around during meals...
Andrew says:
oh dude, jesus has aids
The Anti-Tony says:
Shit, seriously? He never told me.
Andrew says:
He didn't?!
Andrew says:
Oh fuck man, you didn't like, have some of it did you
Andrew says:
that shit'll fuck you up
The Anti-Tony says:
I don't know, last Friday I was pretty wasted, and I seem to remember him giving me something... Shit.
Andrew says:
Yea, he got it in this orgy in the middle ages
Andrew says:
ANd they weren't big on cleanliness back then
Andrew says:
And he was still a fucking wino
Andrew says:
I hope you're bullemic. For your sake
The Anti-Tony says:
That shit makes me cross. (Hohoho)
Andrew says:
You nailed that shit
The Anti-Tony says:
lmao
Andrew says:
Cheryl and Steve caught it first
Andrew says:
But they were dirty dirty cunts
Andrew says:
So it was no great loss
Andrew says:
I don't know what'll happen when people figure out morgan freeman's got it
The Anti-Tony says:
lol I kinda blanked out and now Morgan Freeman's mentioned.
Andrew says:
Shawshank redemption... prison showers.... jesus was a bit fucked up then, on acid, killed some bitch and ended up in gaol...
The Anti-Tony says:
Ah of course.
Andrew says:
I hear he keeps her earings like trophies
Andrew says:
I should post this on the internets
Andrew says:
Seeing as I'm totally classy
The Anti-Tony says:
Yeah that'd go over well.
Andrew says:
Especially with those religious types
Andrew says:
They need to know Jesus is alive and well today
Andrew says:
Even though he's a drunk, recovering addict and he's got AIDS
jumpluff
25th April 2006, 11:30 PM
"HILARIOUS"; please give us some tips on your cutting-edge humor.

I like this quote. ^^

flygon@mac.com: hi babe
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flygon@mac.com: :-)
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flygon@mac.com: Go eat some chocolate and get off my Internet, fatty.
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Dark Dragonite
25th April 2006, 11:56 PM
LOL, great Andrew, I hope when/if we get a chat going again, we'll have more "quotes from a nuthouse" :)

Oh, and I sense a banning is imminent
jumpluff
25th April 2006, 11:56 PM
yes, if saying that fattens your ego by 500 lbs be my guest.
Alucard
26th April 2006, 03:38 PM
Acid Trip Joker: Ignorance Is Bliss.
ImNotTellin1388: who is being ignorant?
Acid Trip Joker: That Question Pretty Much Answers Itself.

I'd rather not post the conversation beforehand. Lolz~
Little_Pikachu
26th April 2006, 04:20 PM
"HILARIOUS"; please give us some tips on your cutting-edge humor.

I like this quote. ^^

flygon@mac.com: hi babe
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flygon@mac.com: :-)
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flygon@mac.com: Go eat some chocolate and get off my Internet, fatty.
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It's called privacy, Jay. It only lets non-attention whores/ kids without social lives who get hard from using AIM booters see me ;)

I would use this opportunity to post a certain a certain quote from Roy, but I didn't save it, maybe he will enlighten us :)
Roy Karrde
26th April 2006, 04:26 PM
I would use this opportunity to post a certain a certain quote from Roy, but I didn't save it, maybe he will enlighten us :) [/color]


You are quite Evil you know that? I don't have the exact quote but I know VP does, and my guess is he will be posting it in here by the end of the night. ;.;
VirtualPlay
26th April 2006, 04:51 PM
You are quite Evil you know that? I don't have the exact quote but I know VP does, and my guess is he will be posting it in here by the end of the night. ;.;

You know you're not too bright, Roy...

You know I don't read Misc normally, so I wouldn't have even known this was here...if you hadn't gone and IM'd me with Suzie's remark (at which point I searched for it on the site). However, I'm going to be nice and not post it in this thread, due to two things:

1) The quote is over two years old;
2) You didn't actually say it in the chat, I was re-quoting from when you said it to me.

Doesn't mean I'm letting the quote go, though... :evil:

EDIT: so now I've been given "permission" to post it. But why let only those who read Misc enjoy? :evil: :evil:

*points down*
Dark Dragonite
29th April 2006, 12:48 PM
I know, it's not busy, and it's my own quote, and y'all probably won't even find it funny...but I had to...
13:41] <gabi> Hi, Steve!

[13:45] <DDTPM> howdy

[13:45] <DDTPM> yay, tpm is back

[13:45] <DDTPM> *spams*
Magmar
8th May 2006, 01:17 AM
Kellye: ::sigh:: so... how does eskimo culture relate to our own?

Barry (me): we club their seals, they send us squid

Kellye: lol ok, this is the last time i ask you for ideas for my papers
kawaiispinel
22nd May 2006, 03:28 PM
This will probably not be amusing to anyone but me... But whatever.

Before the quoting commences, here's some background info: I can't drive and I'm eighteen. This has been the cause of much humiliation from my younger friends who can.

And now for the quote:


Me: You can't say that to me! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Alex: ....But do you drive a Dodge Stratus

Alex: *Jingles car keys*

Me: Stop mocking me with your car keys!
pidgezero_one
22nd May 2006, 04:00 PM
LOL, great Andrew, I hope when/if we get a chat going again, we'll have more "quotes from a nuthouse" :)

Oh, and I sense a banning is imminent
...Chat going? Does this happen in the IRC chat?

Unless you guys do and I don't know your names on there, but it's usually idle when I'm in there ):
mr_pikachu
24th May 2006, 02:16 AM
Well, we do sometimes have good chats on the IRC channel (#tpm, if anyone's interested), but it is inactive sometimes. Really, you just have to take the initiative to get a chat started there. Once you've made good friends with a few TPMers, add them to your buddy list. Then if you see more than one online at a time, you can try to get them to come down for a chat. It's an easy way to start a party (we had five or six people in there just a couple of days ago after I did that), and it's good for networking, too. Once your friends become friends with each other (or rivals, as sometimes happens) it's easier to get such things going in the future.
pidgezero_one
25th May 2006, 02:35 PM
#tpm? I still go to #pokemasters, no wonder I've been lost @_@; Where's #tpm located?

(Many of my friends I knew years ago were Java client users. We've all since lost contact. Except Pidgeottos and Onix11, I still see them on Gaia once in a while... and, of course, those who still go to #pokemasters.... :p)
mr_pikachu
25th May 2006, 03:08 PM
To quote Chris...


irc.zirc.org // #tpm - let's see how this works out.

http://www.zirc.org/chat for people without an IRC client.


For servers/acceptable ports: http://www.zirc.org/servers

There are no channel keys that you need to enter, /join #tpm should work fine.
Lady Vulpix
14th August 2006, 04:37 PM
Here's something for Andrew not to laugh at. I found this guy quite annoying, actually.
http://dragontamers.com.ar/ahmed.txt
Andrew
14th August 2006, 06:40 PM
Did you edit the title of this thread?
Ghost
14th August 2006, 08:42 PM
mentepazzo4: I'll help you mature... *drags you to room, strange noises ensues, drags you out* There! :P
mentepazzo4: It was so fast, you don't know what happened.
Attackofapenguin: 0_0
mentepazzo4: lol
Attackofapenguin : that was definately TPM worthy
mentepazzo4: XD
mentepazzo4: rofl
Attackofapenguin: Did you make me read your fanfic while you did pushups or something?
Attackofapenguin: XD
mentepazzo4: ... sure... we can... call it that...
mentepazzo4: lol
Attackofapenguin: LMAO
Bulbasaur4
15th August 2006, 11:25 AM
[color=royalblue]
.... ... why do most of the quotes people get from me, revolve sexual innuendos some how? ^^;;

I still think we bring in the Roy wears a pink skirt quote.I don't care how old it is...
Master Rudy
15th August 2006, 12:16 PM
[color=royalblue]
.... ... why do most of the quotes people get from me, revolve sexual innuendos some how? ^^;;


Good question.....maybe it's because that's what late nights and craziness always leads to ^_~
Wish I had my old computer. I had some real gems on there. Maybe Frank will be kind enough to make me look dumb again if he still has my many typos ^_^;
Bulbasaur4
15th August 2006, 01:33 PM
Good question.....maybe it's because that's what late nights and craziness always leads to ^_~
Wish I had my old computer. I had some real gems on there. Maybe Frank will be kind enough to make me look dumb again if he still has my many typos ^_^;


I think I have a few copies of those old night chats... back with Inuyasha stuff and what-not... wow... reading those makes my head hurt. XD
Blademaster
15th August 2006, 02:49 PM
[color=royalblue].... ... why do most of the quotes people get from me, revolve sexual innuendos some how? ^^;;

Uh... I dunno...

BTW, can I get your IM address? :heh:





(I'm kidding! Don't hurt me!)
Lady Vulpix
15th August 2006, 04:28 PM
Did you edit the title of this thread?
Is that a rhetorical question? Can you edit a thread's title without the first post showing you edited it?
Andrew
16th August 2006, 02:55 AM
When on tpm from my mbl, i have limited options and views