Andrew
25th April 2006, 07:35 AM
Well post your "Hillarious" chat quotes here for us all to read. This thread could be funny till Lady Vulpix posts something she deems funny. :(
Here's one with me and Dragoknight tonight....
Andrew says:
It's like jesus wrote a book!
The Anti-Tony says:
Now when would he get the free time?
Andrew says:
Oh he's got tons of it
Andrew says:
Like, who do you think writes the scrips for home and away AND neighbours
The Anti-Tony says:
lol
Andrew says:
He's obviously SUPER talented
Andrew says:
Like superly
The Anti-Tony says:
Yeah, that Jesus is a pretty good guy. He's like everyone's mate.
Andrew says:
Except with Tom
Andrew says:
he hates him
Andrew says:
Tom said he stole his rum at a party and jesus totally denied it, saying he could apparate some if he wanted. BUt tom's a bit of a dickhead.
The Anti-Tony says:
Yeah, I reckon!
Andrew says:
plus jesus is more of a wino
The Anti-Tony says:
Drinking wine with Jesus would so kick ass.
Andrew says:
He'd be all like "I'm drunk. .... *Click fingers* Now!"
Andrew says:
"Dude, I'm down to 20 bucks, and I need cab fare, make me drunk too!"
Andrew says:
"What the hell do you take me for!! *Stumble* your messiah or something"
Andrew says:
"You're such a prick when you're drunk"
Andrew says:
"Oh you're just ... what's the word... jeallyous!"
The Anti-Tony says:
lol you've obviously been thinking about this for a while.
Andrew says:
Lol, this was spur of th emoment stuff
The Anti-Tony says:
Good stuff, you should write it down
Andrew says:
and then some chick cracking onto jesus
Andrew says:
"OMG like I saw you across the bar with that beer, with your mates and I didn't think you'd come over here and talk to me, cause you're like "JESSUSUUSUSUS"" "Heheh, I'm not htat bad, lol, want more alcohol?"
Andrew says:
What do you think would happen if you hung out with jesus
Andrew says:
I bet he'd be stingy with sharing
The Anti-Tony says:
Well I dunno, he's sharing his body and blood around during meals...
Andrew says:
oh dude, jesus has aids
The Anti-Tony says:
Shit, seriously? He never told me.
Andrew says:
He didn't?!
Andrew says:
Oh fuck man, you didn't like, have some of it did you
Andrew says:
that shit'll fuck you up
The Anti-Tony says:
I don't know, last Friday I was pretty wasted, and I seem to remember him giving me something... Shit.
Andrew says:
Yea, he got it in this orgy in the middle ages
Andrew says:
ANd they weren't big on cleanliness back then
Andrew says:
And he was still a fucking wino
Andrew says:
I hope you're bullemic. For your sake
The Anti-Tony says:
That shit makes me cross. (Hohoho)
Andrew says:
You nailed that shit
The Anti-Tony says:
lmao
Andrew says:
Cheryl and Steve caught it first
Andrew says:
But they were dirty dirty cunts
Andrew says:
So it was no great loss
Andrew says:
I don't know what'll happen when people figure out morgan freeman's got it
The Anti-Tony says:
lol I kinda blanked out and now Morgan Freeman's mentioned.
Andrew says:
Shawshank redemption... prison showers.... jesus was a bit fucked up then, on acid, killed some bitch and ended up in gaol...
The Anti-Tony says:
Ah of course.
Andrew says:
I hear he keeps her earings like trophies
Andrew says:
I should post this on the internets
Andrew says:
Seeing as I'm totally classy
The Anti-Tony says:
Yeah that'd go over well.
Andrew says:
Especially with those religious types
Andrew says:
They need to know Jesus is alive and well today
Andrew says:
Even though he's a drunk, recovering addict and he's got AIDS
Here's one with me and Dragoknight tonight....
Andrew says:
It's like jesus wrote a book!
The Anti-Tony says:
Now when would he get the free time?
Andrew says:
Oh he's got tons of it
Andrew says:
Like, who do you think writes the scrips for home and away AND neighbours
The Anti-Tony says:
lol
Andrew says:
He's obviously SUPER talented
Andrew says:
Like superly
The Anti-Tony says:
Yeah, that Jesus is a pretty good guy. He's like everyone's mate.
Andrew says:
Except with Tom
Andrew says:
he hates him
Andrew says:
Tom said he stole his rum at a party and jesus totally denied it, saying he could apparate some if he wanted. BUt tom's a bit of a dickhead.
The Anti-Tony says:
Yeah, I reckon!
Andrew says:
plus jesus is more of a wino
The Anti-Tony says:
Drinking wine with Jesus would so kick ass.
Andrew says:
He'd be all like "I'm drunk. .... *Click fingers* Now!"
Andrew says:
"Dude, I'm down to 20 bucks, and I need cab fare, make me drunk too!"
Andrew says:
"What the hell do you take me for!! *Stumble* your messiah or something"
Andrew says:
"You're such a prick when you're drunk"
Andrew says:
"Oh you're just ... what's the word... jeallyous!"
The Anti-Tony says:
lol you've obviously been thinking about this for a while.
Andrew says:
Lol, this was spur of th emoment stuff
The Anti-Tony says:
Good stuff, you should write it down
Andrew says:
and then some chick cracking onto jesus
Andrew says:
"OMG like I saw you across the bar with that beer, with your mates and I didn't think you'd come over here and talk to me, cause you're like "JESSUSUUSUSUS"" "Heheh, I'm not htat bad, lol, want more alcohol?"
Andrew says:
What do you think would happen if you hung out with jesus
Andrew says:
I bet he'd be stingy with sharing
The Anti-Tony says:
Well I dunno, he's sharing his body and blood around during meals...
Andrew says:
oh dude, jesus has aids
The Anti-Tony says:
Shit, seriously? He never told me.
Andrew says:
He didn't?!
Andrew says:
Oh fuck man, you didn't like, have some of it did you
Andrew says:
that shit'll fuck you up
The Anti-Tony says:
I don't know, last Friday I was pretty wasted, and I seem to remember him giving me something... Shit.
Andrew says:
Yea, he got it in this orgy in the middle ages
Andrew says:
ANd they weren't big on cleanliness back then
Andrew says:
And he was still a fucking wino
Andrew says:
I hope you're bullemic. For your sake
The Anti-Tony says:
That shit makes me cross. (Hohoho)
Andrew says:
You nailed that shit
The Anti-Tony says:
lmao
Andrew says:
Cheryl and Steve caught it first
Andrew says:
But they were dirty dirty cunts
Andrew says:
So it was no great loss
Andrew says:
I don't know what'll happen when people figure out morgan freeman's got it
The Anti-Tony says:
lol I kinda blanked out and now Morgan Freeman's mentioned.
Andrew says:
Shawshank redemption... prison showers.... jesus was a bit fucked up then, on acid, killed some bitch and ended up in gaol...
The Anti-Tony says:
Ah of course.
Andrew says:
I hear he keeps her earings like trophies
Andrew says:
I should post this on the internets
Andrew says:
Seeing as I'm totally classy
The Anti-Tony says:
Yeah that'd go over well.
Andrew says:
Especially with those religious types
Andrew says:
They need to know Jesus is alive and well today
Andrew says:
Even though he's a drunk, recovering addict and he's got AIDS