GAME: Fortunately, Unfortunately v.4 (M.A. Zak)

[mr_pikachu]

Fortunately, Unfortunately - version 4
Super Mod Approved by Zak


The rules of Fortunately, Unfortunately are pretty simple. Just continue the story with two statements. The first should start with "Unfortunately" and the second should start with "Fortunately". Here's an example of how it might work.


Unfortunately, everyone in the world became evil!

Fortunately, the evil people learned to live in peace.


Get the idea? Just continue the story, from post to post. It can go in wild and crazy directions, so be ready for some hilarity!

All other rules of PCG still apply, so be sure to read them (http://www.pokemasters.net/forums/index.php?topic=43499.0).

Let’s get it started!


Unfortunately, I broke my pencil.

Fortunately, I also had a pen with me.

[+conspiracy+]

yay

Unfortunately, the pen ran out of ink

Fortunately, mr. pikachu had another pen, and a hundred more just in case

[pokemon4eva]

Unfortunatly, he had to do what he needed to do in pencil.

Fortunatly, I gave him a lead pencil.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the lead was toxic.

Fortunately, a supply of graphite was buried underneath me.

[+conspiracy+]

Unfortunately, there was no known way to remove the graphite

Fortunately, nobody noticed that the whatever mr. pikachu had to do was pen... even though they designated that it should be done in pencil..

[pokemon4eva]

Ufortunatly, his dog ate it.

Fortunatly a Ditto transformed into the sheet that Mr. Pikachu had to do

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, it was poor at math.

Fortunately, the assignment was in English.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, mr_pikachu can't make out the tiny words on the paper.

Fortunately, he has a magnifying glass.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, a burst of sunlight came through and allowed the magniflying glass to burn the paper.

Fortunately, there was a computer around just in case.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the ditto was made at being set on fire so it broke the computer

Fortunately, there was another computer in the room next door

[+conspiracy+]

Unfortunately, the computer next door belonged to an evil invisible hollow man...

Fortunately, he wasn't at home

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he had placed traps all around the house to kill intruders.

Fortunately, I was able to avoid all of them.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, darktyranitar ran towards mr_pikachu.

Fortunately, he was caught in one of the traps.

[+conspiracy+]

Unfortunately, the traps consisted of nothing more than HUGE jackhammers pounding on your head..

Fortunately tho, it malfunctioned

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the jackhammers still fell on darktyranitar's head.

Fortunately, the weight of the objects didn't kill him.


EDIT: On a side note, 7777 is a fun postcount.

[bombman]

Unfortunately, bomberman(not me) came out from the ground and throw bombs all over.

Fortunately, the bomb does not have any fuse.

[pokemon4eva]

unfortunatly a skugma wandered in.

fortunatly inwas caught by darktyranitar

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, Slugma's lava body promptly melted darktyranitar's hands.

Fortunately, a new company was selling excellent prostheses.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, darktyranitar couldn't afford the prostheses

Fortunately, he was able to get pirate hooks really cheap

[Magmar]

Unfortunately, somebody stole the hooks from underneath his nose.

Fortunately the same person also stole clarinets and got caught because he tried to sell them on eBay.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he had already resold the hooks, so darktyranitar was left without them.

Fortunately, the police confiscated the money that the criminal made from the sale.

[+conspiracy+]

Unfortunately, the money was counterfeit

Fortunately, this didn't affect the police in any way

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the police were upset that they couldn't keep the money since it is counterfeit

Fortunately, they got paid that day so they were happy

[bombman]

Unfortunately, I ordered bomberman to stole the money from the police.

Fortunately, he is afraid of police.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he is more afraid of you.

Fortunately, rather than obey your order, he simply fled.

[+conspiracy+]

Unfortunately, in other parts of the world, riots broke out because it was found that billions in counterfeit money had been circulating without anyone knowing.

Fortunately, Adam Sandler used his magic remote to rewing time and made sure nobody found out about the money being counterfeit.... because he could

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, one people knew.

Fortunately, that person is mute.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, that person had a computer that can talk for him, just like steven hawkins

Fortunately, the computer was out of power

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he had a package of AA batteries.

Fortunately, the computer required some weird "specialty" batteries to operate.

[+conspiracy+]

Unfortunately, these special batteries only existed in the core of one of jupiter's moons

Fortunately, they could easily be made by mixing human blood with the horn of a unicorn while chating a magic spell

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, unicorns don't exist on earth anymore

Fortunately, they still exist on the moon

[Magmar]

Unfortunately, the moon exploded!

Fortunately, Jesus had invented a time machine.

(This could make things interesting...)

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the Time Machine took Jesus to the day when the Dinosaur Killing Comet hit earth.

Fortunately, H.G Wells came along and took Jesus back to the beginning of the topic, allowing Jesus to make sure everything was normal.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the part of the topic was deleted.

Fortunately, mr_pikachu kept a copy of that page.

[+conspiracy+]

Unfortunately, this copy was kept 17 miles underground where temperatures reached over 500 degrees..... Celsius

Fortunately, heat-proof air conditioned suits were sold at your local WalMart

[bombman]

Unfortunately, that WalMart is closed.

Fortunately, there is a 24 hour mart nearby selling the heat-proof air conditioned.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, someone bombed the mart.

Fortunately, the culprit was caught soon enough.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the culprit was a robot

Fortunately, the robot had a label on it that had its owners name on it

[+conspiracy+]

Unfortunately, the robot had killed its owner and gone on a rampage.

Fortunately is was put on death row for robots

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the robot recruited other robots to cause chaos.

Fortunately, a brilliant scientist were able to reprogram them the follow the Three Laws.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the robots were designed to evolve so they were able to ignore the three laws

Fortunately, a restraining bolt prevented them from rebelling

[+conspiracy+]

Unfortunately, Will Smith wasn't around to use the device.

Fortunately, Jack Bauer was called to duty

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, he was busy doing "24" on that day.

Fortunately, mr_pikachu was there to save the day.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the villians from "24" were there to stop mr_pikachu.

Fortunately, Jack Bauer came to save Pikachu from "24" villians.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the chinese showed up and captrued Jack Bauer

Fortunately, Jack Bauer found a way to escape

[Magmar]

Unfortunately, George Foreman appeared and cooked Jack Bauer in his lean, mean, fat-reducing grilling machine.

Fortunately, it reduced the amount of calories, fat and cholesterol in Jack Bauer!

[+conspiracy+]

Unfortunately, all the action heroes were abducted by aliens.

Fortunately, new action heroes were being trained by some unknown fighter in Jamaica.

[Bulbasaur4]

[color=royalblue]
Unfortunately, the action heroes were not trained to fight but trained to play various instruments very well

Fortunately, they became rich and started a new band

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, their album selling are didn't go very well.

Fortunately, they managed to get a lot of money in their sold-out ticket concert.

[+conspiracy+]

Unfortunately, some faulty pyrotechnics led to the burning down of their stage

Fortunately, insurance paid for everything

[Magmar]

Hey asshole, don't joke about the station fire. -_-;; That's like joking about 9/11. (PM me if you really wanna know why.)

Annnyyyyyyways!

Unfortunately, the action heroes lost all their superpowers in the fire.

Fortunately, they gained them back when a weird black guy with kids named after him offered them some hamburgers..

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, those hamburgers were poisoned.

Fortunately, they had an antidote just in case they ever ate poisoned hamburgers.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the antidote expired 2 years ago

Fortunately, they were able to get to a hospital in time

[Bulbasaur4]

[color=royalblue]
Unfortunately, the doctor who treated them was Dr. Jackal

Fortunately, he was in a good mood

[+conspiracy+]

umm. i dont joke about that kind of stuff alrighty... ;-)

Unfortunately, his good mood wasn't all what it seemed

Fortunately, he took a vacation and another doctor replaced him

[Magmar]

Unfortunately, the doctor didn't speak a word of English.

Fortunately, the antidote's directions were illustrated.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the doctor was blind

Fortunately, the doctors' seeing eye dog could read the label

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the dog couldn't talk.

Fortunately, he knows how to type on the PC.

[+conspiracy+]

Unfortunately... no PC was in sight

Fortunately, someone had an iPod that could transform into an apple computer

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unforunately, the Apple Computer was faulty and couldn't be used anyways.

Fortunately, Inferno Dragon brought in a Dell Laptop for the doctor's dog to use.

[Fett One]

Unforunately, the laptop was actually a Decepticon that wanted to kidnap the doctor and his dog

Fortunately, the autobots arrived to save the day

[+conspiracy+]

Unfortunately, the deceptacon could teleport and got away.

Fortunately, the autobots could easily track it down with the homing device that was planted in.. the dog's..... tail yup

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the Decepticon lead them straight towards hell.

Fortunately, the Decepticon accidentally (and patheticly) led himself down towards the depth of hell.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, he was able to teleport again and save himself.

Fortunately, the Autobots put an time bomb on the Decepticon which caused him to explode when he teleported away.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the decepticon teleported into the autobot base thus destoying it

Fortunately, the Autobots had a second base

[+conspiracy+]

Unfortunately, they had no idea where the base was.

Fortunately, Stewie Griffin had a secret base for them in his room.

[Magmar]

Unfortunately, Stewie Griffin died yesterday.

Fortunately, the funeral was put off until next Thursday.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Peter lost all of the families money so they couldn't afford a funeral

Fortunately, a time traveler traveled back in time and prevented Stewies death

[+conspiracy+]

Unfortunately, any time travel will totally destroy the future.

Fortunately, this only happens fifty percent of the time.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, that fifty percent of the time did come true.

Fortunately, scientists were able to fix a seam in the time space continuum

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, this ended the existance of humans

Fortunately, dinosaurs were given a second chance as a result

[+conspiracy+]

Unfortunately, only carnivorous dinosaurs were given a second chance

Fortunately, there were many mechanical factories around that produced flesh to satisfy every carnivore

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, those factories broke down and the dinosaurs started to eat each other leaving the planet empty again.

Fortunately, Goku and his family decided to bring different aliens for their universe to repopulate the earth.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they over populated the earth

Fortunately, Vegeta started to kill off the extra people

[+conspiracy+]

Unfortunately, Vegeta accidentally killed more people than he needed to.

Fortunately, nobody seemed to care.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, Goku cared and started to fight with Vegeta causing major damage.

Fortunately, Bulma whacked Goku with a giant frying pan to get him to stop.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Vegeta took advantage of the situation by punching Goku while his back was turned

Fortunately, Goku didn't feel the punch

[+conspiracy+]

Unfortunately, even though he didn't feel the punch, Goku still received some major brain damage.

Fortunately, it be easily repaired.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the doctor who repaired was Vegeta in disguise to make Goku weaker.

Fortunately, Cell and Frieza teamed up to pummel Vegeta into a bloody pulp.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they lost to Vegeta because he went SSJ 3

Fortunately, Goku got better and went SSJ 4

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, while Goku was putting Crisco in his hair, Vegeta shot him.

Fortunately, the bullet bounced off his oddly impervious chest.

[+conspiracy+]

Unfortunately, the bullet exploded on contact with the ground.. for some reason.

Fortunately, only earth was destroyed. :)

k it was a big explosion :angel:

[bombman]

Unfortunately, the explosion explode the sun and make a BIG explosion and destroy the galaxy. :evil:

Fortunately, came the dragon of dragonball and bring back the galaxy. :angel:

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, this only continued the endless cycle of DBZ.

Fortunately, it was still a profitable franchise.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, a critic named Jay Sherman said it stinked and ordered it to be shut down.

Fortunately, Roger and Ebert smashed a giant guitar on Jay Sherman's head and gave DBZ 2 thumbs up.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Jay Sherman sued Roger and Ebert for assualt

Fortunately, Roger and Ebert had better lawyers

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, their lawyers decided to accept a bribe from Sherman.

Fortunately, Roger and Ebert found out and fired them before they could do any damage.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the lawyers manage to suck a lot of their money.

Fortunately, they still have a lot of money.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they didn't pay their taxes for the past 5 years so they had to giver what was left of their money to the IRS

Fortunately, they still have their health

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, they were killed by a bunch of mobsters to whom they were indebted.

Fortunately, that relieved the mobsters' stress.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunatly, They still wanted their money

Fortunatly, They did get it by scamming the government

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the government went for a full-scale search for the mobsters.

Fortunately, the case was forgotten very soon.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, They found it again

Fortunately, The couldn't be bothered to follow it up

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, their boss forced them to do so.

Fortunately, he couldn't force them to do it well.

[bombman]

Unfortunately, there are other people forced them to do so.

Fortunately, they only follow people who have money.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the boss have a lot of money.

Fortunately, it was not enough to actually convince them to take up the case.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the president of the USA payed them to do it

Fortunately, they refused to accept money from the president

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the president of the USA had the Millennium Rod to make the people take on this case.

Fortunately, Yugi showed up to stop the President and challenged him to a duel.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunatlt, the president has a reallt good deck

[Crazy Elf Boy]

sorry for double post computer buggered up

Fortunatley, Yugi beat him anyway

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, Yugi then turned evil and went for world domination.

Fortunately, Fett One step up to oppose him.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, I couldn't beat Yugi in a duel

Fortunately, I was able to steal the millennium puzzle from Yugi

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he was still bonded to it spiritually, so he could still use it.

Fortunately, you shattered the puzzle.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, you were put under a 1000 year curse.

Fortunately, you manage to break the curse.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, breaking the curse meant that somebody I know has to die

Fortunately, I got to choose the person who dies, so I chose my brother and than I proceeded to dance on his grave (if you haven't figured it out me and my brother don't get along)

[Dark Dragonite]

Unfortunately, you were caught, and went to jail.

Fortunately, it was a nice jail, and you made many friends who nicknamed you "Fishy".



(Sorry, I had nothing better)

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, you have to spent the rest of twenty years in jail.

Fortunately, some men were planning on getting out of jail, and you somehow manage to get in the team.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, we were caught escaping

Fortunately, I was forced to join them so the court went easy on my

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the judge was Constance Harm and she was never happy.

Fortunately, Hal gave her medicine to calm her down so she could give her a fair sentence.

[Dark Dragonite]

Unfortunately, the drugs wore off, and she senteced you to death by electric chair.

Fortunately, you get your last meal of choice.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the pizza was over cooked

Fortunately, it still tasted good

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, you have to die anyway.

Fortunately, you execution was halted at the last moment.

[+conspiracy+]

Unfortunately, it was only halted because the dude pulling the lever only had to sneeze.

Fortunately, this was enough time for your pet Alakazam to teleport you out of harm's way.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, alakazam teleported me into a police station

Fortunately, the station was empty

[Dark Dragonite]

Unfortunately, it was empty because it was due to be torn down

Fortunately, you have 3 minutes to escape.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, you couldn't find any exit.

Fortunately, your Alakazam helped you to get out of the station in time.

[Mega Horny]

unfortunately, Mega Horny re-joined the thread.

Fortunately, inactivity is the word of the day.

[Dark Dragonite]

Unfortunately, inactivity sucks

Fortunately, DD brings activity

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, no one liked the type of activity that DD brings

Fortunately, MH made DD go away as a result

[Dark Dragonite]

Unfortunately, DD got bored, and returned with a group of rogue antidisestablishmentarianists, who maimed many.

Fortunately, I believe this is the last chance I will get to use that big word.

[Mega Horny]

unfortunately, Mega Horny was not one of the many who were maimed.

Fortunately, he tripped and tumbled off of a two-story bulding into a wooden bridge which broke due to his weight and sent him plummeting down into a rapid stream of watery abyss.

[Dark Dragonite]

Unfortunately, noone else went down the abyss


Fortunately, it IS a nice Abyss, hey, why can't we all go to the nice abyss

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, Giovanni showed up and used his Alakazam to Mega Horny into a bottomless pit where he would keep falling and falling for the rest of his life.

Fortunately, Mega Horny had Grim's Magic Scythe to escape to another reality.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Mega Horny traveled to a reality where George W Bush destroyed the world by starting a nuclear war

Fortunately, Mega Horny was able to use Grim's Magic Scythe to travel to another reality

[Dark Dragonite]

Unfortunately, Grim stole the scythe back, and turned MH into a Newt.

Fortunately, he got betta.

[Mega Horny]

unfortunately, Mega Horny was stepped on multiple times as a newt

fortunately, the person wasnt wearing cleets

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, The person was wearing soccer boots

Fortunately, Mega Horny was OK

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he has no memory of who he is

Fortunately, Mega Horny was able to start a new life

[Mega Horny]

unfortunately, he started a life as a member of the wicked, eastern european cult known as "Los Illuminados"

fortunately, they provided dental

[Dark Dragonite]

Unfortunately, they did all their own dental work.

Fortunately, they have anesthetics.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, one day, darktyranitar came to take over the Los Illuminados.

Fortunately, someone stabbed him with an anesthetic-filled syringe.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunatly, This didn't knock him out

Fortunatly, They shot him with a tranquliser dart

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the darts only had air in them

Fortunately, his death was quick

[Dark Dragonite]

Unfortunately, he now sleeps with the fishes...

Fortunately, I hear fish are nice!!

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, those fishes were ravenous piranhas.

Fortunately, The Crocodile Hunter came along to kill all this piranhas and give Mega Horny a respectful burial.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, his grave was ruined by grave robbers

Fortunately, the grave robbers got attack by a lion

[Mega Horny]

Unfortunately, a lion tamer came to help

fortunately, he slipped and broke his neck

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the attack was still unharmed.

Fortunately, it was laughing at the lion tamer, so hard, that it died while laughing.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, no one cared that the person died.

Fortunately, no one noticed the lion tamer sneak off into the background, avoiding any suspicion.

[Dark Dragonite]

Unfortunately, the Spanish Inquisition arrived on the scene.

Fortunately, noone expects the Spanish Inquisition.

[Mega Horny]

unfortunately, the terrible spawn of human, insect and reptile DNA, the 'U3' came and tore them all to shreds.

fortunately, Dark Dragonite, the sole survivor had an incendiary grenade, the U3's weakness, convieniently, in his pocket.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, grenade went off in his pocket

Fortunately, the grenade was a dud

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the 'U3' was left to go in a killing spree.

Fortunately, they were destroyed in a nuclear winter.

[Mega Horny]

Unfortunately, it only made the U3 bigger!

Fortunately, it got too big and exploded into many chunks

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunatley, Now the world is covered in chunks of meat

Fortunatley, That just solved the problem of famine in thrid world countries

[Dark Dragonite]

Unfortunately, Americans are getting fatter than when they ate fast food all the time.

Fortunately, I ordered a bride from Japan in a catalogue.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the bride would arrive in 2 years because of various mishaps.

Fortunately, Dark Dragonite put himself into a Cryo Chamber so he could wait for his bride in the future.

[Mega Horny]

unfortunately, the chamber's controls were misused by hooligans and he woke up 230 years later in the future.

forunately, the style at the time was retro.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, DD hated retro

Forunately, he learned to like it

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, that only last 5 minutes.

Fortunately, Steven Hawking saved the day by taking back Dark Dragonite to the present.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, Steven miscalculated and sent Dark Dragonite into the past

Fortunately, It was to 31/12/1999 and he partied in to the new millenium

[Dark Dragonite]

Unfortunately, TPM wasn't created yet

Fortunately, everyone waited until TPM was created, and everyone joined at the beginning.

[Mega Horny]

Unfortunately, the time travel caused an interdimensional flux, and Mega Horny never came to the community.

Fortunately, it wasn't a very major loss.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, unknown to them, Mega Horny was a big factor to TPM, and since he never came, TPM wasn't as great as it was before.

Fortunately, Mega Horny cloned an exact duplicate of himself in case this scenario ever happened.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, that was in the future.

Fortunately, Mega Horny has a time machine that enable him to go to the past.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the time machine blew up before he could use it

Fortunately, Mega Horny had a spare time machine

[Mega Horny]

unfortunately, it blew up too

fortunately, he had a third and final one

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, it blowed up, just like the rest of the time machine.

Fortunately, Celebi came to help him.

[Dark Dragonite]

Unfortunately, Celebi had to beat another pokemon first

Fortunately, it was one of those Lv.2 Rattatas

[Mega Horny]

unfortunately, Celebi had misread the level and it was actually :L 20

Fortunately, it was still very easy to defeat

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, This brought more rattatas to beat up on Celebi and it fainted.

Fortunately, Mega Horny had a revive

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the revive had expired months ago

Fortunately, there was a pokemkn center near by

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the pokemon center was closed for repairs.

Fortunately, Nurse Joy set up a temporary Pokemon Center outside for injured pokemon.

[Mega Horny]

unfortunately, Celebi did not have the insurance to have its injuries fixed

fortunately, Mega Horny started crying and his tears healed it or something

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, Celebi got a cold from being wet by tears

Fortunately, Some bed rest made it better

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the bed Celebi was sleeping on was a bed on nails.

Fortunately, Mew came by, froze the nails, which caused them to collapse which caused Celebi to have a nailless bed.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Celebi was mad at Mew for destroying its bed

Fortunately, Mew apologized to Celebi

[+conspiracy+]

Unfortunately, the United States Army didnt want the two to be friends and destroyed them with the strongest nukes available to them. =(

Fortunately, the Army had no idea that they had laid eggs somewhere on Mars. =)

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, when the eggs hatched they didn't know how to get back to Earth

Fortunately, ET helped them out

[Dark Dragonite]

Unfortunately, ET ate a few of them on the way back.

Fortunately, there was still 1 left.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, that 1 egg was taken by aliens to clone the creature a billion times.

Fortunately, Mewtwo and Deoxys chased after the aliens to stop them.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the aliens got away

Fortunately, Mewtwo got a tracer on the alien ship

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, Mewtwo and Deoxys couldn't be bothered to continue the chase

Fortunately, Rayquaza came and saved the day

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, Team Rocket captured Rayquaza.

Fortunately, Ash and company stopped Team Rocket and released Rayquaza.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Rayquaza attacked Ash

Fortunately, Pikachu defended Ash

[Mega Horny]

unfortunately, pikachu was not strong enough and lost

fortunately, Ash sent out Charizard

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, Charizard roasted Ash like a marshmellow

Fortunately, The smell of roasting Marshmellows calmed Rayquaza down

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, he was then eager to eat Ash.

Fortunately, they manage to feed him a lot of marshmallows so that he was satisfied.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they were now out of marshmallows

Fortunately, they decided to eat the next best thing, jigglypuff

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, Jigglypuff did not like to want to get eaten.

Fortunately, Jigglypuff got out of the situation by singing its lullaby.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, While everyone was sleeping Team Rocket stole the egg

Fortunately, They screwed up like they always do.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, Giovanni now owns the egg.

Fortunately, Ash manage to get the egg back.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the egg hatched while Ash got it back and Missingno appeared.

Fortunately, Gary came along with an weapon that works on a glitches.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the weapon was good for only one shot and Gary just happen to miss

Fortunately, Gary had a second weapon to use

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, He missed again

Fortunately, He had a third and final one.

[Mega Horny]

unfortunately, that one missed too

fortunately, George Clooney arrived to help

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, George Clooney messed up, causing Ash, Gary, and the rest of his friend to be eaten by Missingno.

Fortunately, he was still alive.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, Bruce Willis came to beat up George Clooney.

Fortunately, Davis stopped Bruce Willis by attacking him with Imperialdramon Paladin Mode.

[Mega Horny]

Unfortunately, Davis was also eaten by Missigno while trying to announce the colossally long name of his companion.

fortunately, missigno ate Bruce Willis too

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, missingno found out that Bruce Willis was glitchy tasting, so he spit him out.

Fortunately, Bruce wasn't harmed much.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Bruce lost his leg in Missigno stomach

Fortunately, Bruce got a cane to walk with

[Mega Horny]

Unfortunately, it was a candy cane and he could not control his temptation to eat it

Fortunately, it was rock hard and his teeth broke

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, During all this comotion the missingno escaped

Fortunately, Brock caught it in a master ball

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the Master Ball suddenly exploded for some reason.

Fortunately, Steven Hawking was there to explain why the Master Ball exploded

[Mega Horny]

unfortunately, no one understood him

fortunately, Brock had won the ID contest on the radio station and was in posession of a second Master Ball.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, When Brock threw it a stupid Rattata got in the way.

Fortunately, Pikachu thunder bolted it away

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the master ball hit pikachu

Fortunately, the master ball didn't do anything since pikachu already has a pokeball

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, it then bounced away.

Fortunately, it then stopped bouncing upon hitting a brick wall.

[Mega Horny]

unfortunately, it broke through the brick wall and kept bouncing

fortunately, there was a second brick wall behind it

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the brick wall was really a titanium wall painted in disguise.

Fortunately, the master ball had rockets to keep it from getting smashed.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, when it finally came to a stop, it landed on a dunsparce

Fortunately, Brock wanted a dunsparce

[Mega Horny]

Unfortunately, it was a shiny Dunsparce, and Brock didn't like the coloring

Fortunately, he spray painted it to his heart's desire.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, the fumes from the spray paint made it sick

Fortunately, He gave it berry and it healed it self.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, that berry turned out to a poisonous berry that was covered in a sample of a healing potion.

Fortunately, Nurse Joy came by and decided to take the Dunsparce to Pokemon Center to get de-poisoned.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Brock was arrested for endangering the dunsparce life

Fortunately, he was released from prison the next day

[Mega Horny]

Unfortunately, hardcore Dunsparce fans assaulted him on the way home

Fortunately, he was armed with several heavy weapons

[pokemon4eva]

Unfortunately, they were to heavy for him

Fortunately, he had a magnum

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he didn't have any ammo for the magnum

Fortunately, he could still throw the magnum at people

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, he could only do that once.

Fortunately, He tied elastic to it so when he threw it, it came back.

[Mega Horny]

unfortunately, the elastic broke

fortunately, it whipped his enemies leaving small, but painful red marks trailing across their foreheads.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the pain lasted only a second before they could pummel Brock into a bloody pulp.

Fortunately, Team Rocket came by and decided to help Brock by letting him into their Hot Air Meowth Balloon.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the balloon popped and they went blasting off again

Fortunately, they all landed on a giant soft cushion

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, It looked like a cushion but what they landed on was a jigglypuff and it got mad

Fortunately, They were able to calm it down

[Mega Horny]

unfortunately, its angry mother who was stragely a Groudon charged, attacking Brock

Fortunately, it tripped over a Kyogre.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortuantely, Kyogre also got mad and shot at Brock.

Fortunately, Groudon got in the way and took the hit.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, that fueled the battle between Kyogre and Groudon.

Fortunately, Rayquaza arrived in time to play peacemaker.

[Mega Horny]

unfortunately, he was literally playing a board game called 'Peacemaker' and enjoyed watching the epic battle between rolls.

fortunately, a huge crack appeared in the earth between the two of them and they were left to a staring contest.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they both blinked at the same exact time

Fortunately, they decided to have a rematch

[Dark Dragonite]

Unfortunately, Kyogre cheated, and spouted Groudon in the eye.

Fortunately, Celebi arrived, and reversed time, so they could play fair.

[Ghost]

Unfortuantely, Celebi decided to interfere in the next match, causing Kyogre to win.

Fortunately, Rayquaza said that they had to do another rematch to see who was really the winner.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, Rayquaza cheated by biting Kyorges tail causing Groudon to win

Fortunately, They all decided that it was stupid and played scissors, paper,rock.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, all of them pointed rock.

Fortunately, Mega Horny then came and pointed paper, which made him the winner!

[Ghost]

Unfortunately, Mega Horny was not part of the game, so they had to redo.

Fortunately, Mega Horny was part of this game.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, Mewtwo used Psychic and knocked all of them out.

Fortunately, Ash came along, threw a Master Ball at Mewtwo and captured him, which caused Ash to do his victory dance.

[Mega Horny]

Unfortunately, his victory dance was not appealing to Mega Horny, who caught ash in a master ball of his own ann took his place.

Fortunately, everyone wanted a new main character in the anime, and when they ended up getting one, boy, what an awesome one they got.

[Ghost]

Unfortunately, Mega Horny was seriously injured by raving fan girls (and in some cases boys) who loved ash.

Fortunately, Doctors were able to save his life.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the doctor stole both of his Master Ball.

Fortunately, no one really cared what happen to Mewtwo and Ash anyway.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, mew cared about what happened

Fortunately, mew was able to restart reality so that everything was back to normal

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, Celebi did not like Mew messing around with time.

Fortunately, Mew explained what happened and they corrected it together.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, Jirachi came along and decided to mess up their plan.

Fortunately, the magician who tried to capture Jirachi in the Fifth movie came along to capture Jirachi.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the mgaician missed and captured mew

Fortunately, celebi saved mew

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, Mewtwo and Ash were still in the Master Ball.

Fortunately, someone released them from the Master Ball.

[Mega Horny]

unfortunately, they released them off a cliff

fortunately, they grabbed a branch protruding from the rocky outcrop.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the branch broke

Fortunately, Mewtwo remembered that he can fly and saved himself and Ash

[Ghost]

Unfortunately, they were in a no fly zone, and shot down by F18s.

Fortunately, they landed in the water.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, The water was infested with Piranhas

Fortunately, Pikachu Thundered them all

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, Mewtwo and Ash were also zapped.

Fortunately, Pikachu didn't launch the Thunder attack at full power.

[Ghost]

Unfortunately, Mewtwo and Ash were dead.

Fortunately, they both went to heaven.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Satan intercepted them and brought them down to hell

Fortunately, God intervened and rescued them from Satan

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, they were then re-borned as rats.

Fortunately, they were re-borned as talking rats.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, their life was halted for a minute when they were eaten by a cat.

Fortunately, Misty took over as the main character of the show.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, people got tired of seeing her yell at everybody in ever single episode

Fortunately, Misty got replaced by a woman that everybody can like

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, that "woman" was May.

Fortunately, every episode featured a catfight between her and Misty.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, every episode was about a catfight between Misty and May meaning that the show got really boring.

Fortunately, it got canceled which meant Yu-Gi-Oh and Yu-Gi-OH GX got more time to shine.

[Everoy]

Unfortunately, They started sucking so Pokemon was put back on the air.

Fortunately, some improvements were made, including Ash being replaced by Chuck Norris.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Chuck Norris killed the rest of the cast

Fortunately, people liked that he killed the cast

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, some people didn't and tried to kill Chuck Norris.

Fortunately, They found out the hard way that you don't kill Chuck Norris, he kills you.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, he died because of a heart attack.

Fortunately, a newer, nicer person replaced his role.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, that person is a 2 year old child

Fortunately, the child had the intelligence of an adult

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, the child was very angry all the time.

Fortunately, after a sleep he was very happy.