<Game> Twisted Wishes v.1 (M.A. LV)

[+conspiracy+]

alrighty... here's a new game approved by Lady Vulpix, and if you don't know, it goes like this...

Its called Twisted Wishes thx to LV who inadvertently gave it that name :-)
- what happens is the first person will make a wish...

-I wish my girlfriend was hotter.

Then the next person tries to twist that wish to warp what the first person receives, then posts his/her own wish...

-Granted. Everytime you touch her, you burn yourself.

-I wish I had the cutest puppy in the world.

Then the process repeats itself...

-Granted, only I want that same puppy, so you will have to fight me for it.

Please abide by the PCG forum rules as well as the TPM rules in general, and lets get this thing started.

-I wish I had a million dollars.

[Heald]

Granted. Unfortunately, they're Canadian dollars, and thus worthless.

I wish I had the world's biggest turnip.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. But be careful, the giant turnip might squash you, or even worse, the whole world.

I wish I would be able to be strong forever.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but being so strong, you will hurt the ones you love.

I wish Pokemon, Digimon and Duel Monsters were real.

[darktyranitar]

Granted. Be careful, I think I heard some monsters are looking for a human to eat.

I wish I have a real living Jigglypuff.

[Fett One]

Granted but it will constantly put you to sleep with its singing

I wish for immortality

[Magmar]

Granted, but you'll be in a coma the entire time.

I wish I didn't have asthma.

[Green Lanturn]

Granted, but you take on all other ailments in its place....


I wish for control over certain elements...


~GL

[Plantae]

You control the chemical elements radon and uranium. Unfortunately, you are not immune to them and soon die from over-exposure.

I wish that they could put Humpty Dumpty back together again. I really do.

[Magmar]

Granted, but the egg shells cut your fingers; you become infected with salmonella. They had to amputate both your hands.

I wish I could write a song that makes a girl cry tears of joy.

[Fett One]

Granted, but the girl crys herself to death

I wish I could fly

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, but unfortunately you have no idea how to land.

I wish for success in life.

[Bulbasaur4]

[color=royalblue]
Granted, but your successes will never amount to anything.

I wish to marry the love of my life.

[darktyranitar]

Granted, but the marriage will only last for a short while.

I wish I could travel through time.

[Heald]

Granted, but time is merely a concept, so you've wasted your wish.

I wish for a neverending supply of the world's finest ale.

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only the legal drinking age will be raised to 50 so you wont be able to enjoy it

I wish for the ability to see through anything i want.... like walls

[Magmar]

Unfortunately, your eyes will explode after 24 hours of having that power.

I wish for all mosquitos and mosquito eggs, flawlessly, to be evaporated from the face of the planet and sent into the Sun, where they successfully are eradicated from the Earth's history!

[Inferno_Dragon]

Wish granted, but by doing that you have wiped all the mosquittos leaving a new breed of insect to bother you for the rest of your pitful lifetime.

I wish I was young forever.

[Green Lanturn]

Granted, but you;ll be in toddler form the rest of your existance...


I wish the US's major issues like Abortion, Gay Marriage, Gas, etc, could be all resolved with the snap of a finger...


~GL

[Heald]

Granted, but it's George Bush's finger, meaning only White-Anglo-Saxon-Protestants will be allowed to breathe American oxygen.

[Fett One]

Heald, you forgot to make a wish.

[Heald]

I've been trying to put a wish in for the last six hours but my computer is bullshit. I wish my computer wasn't bullshit.

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only it turned into another kind of... stuff

I wish dinosaurs were still around..

[Ace64]

Granted, until they drive mankind to the brink of extinction.

I wish I knew if there were actually weapons of mass destruction in Iraq...

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only once you find out, they track you down.

I wish for an infinite supply money money money!!

[darktyranitar]

Granted, but you will have a hard time trying to protect the money from all the robber, thief, etc.

I wish mr_pikachu was here to play this game.

[pokemon4eva]

Granted, but he will be here EVENTUALY!

I wish to be the Yu-Gi-Oh card Rapid-Fire Magician

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only you will be the card with no life, no soul, no mind of your own.

I wish I could tame lions.

[Master of Paradox]

Granted, but being tame is a far cry from being harmless. The next time you're late with the food they disembowel you.

I wish I could turn any liquid into wine.

[pokemon4eva]

Granted, but it only works once

I wish to be best at UT 2004 Invasion mode

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, but it will only last for 1 second before another will be better than you.

I wish that my wish wasn't twisted. oooooo...

[Magmar]

Granted, so a flower sprouts somewhere in the world. Nothing twisted about that.

I wish for more wishes!

[Fett One]

Granted, but a person you care for will die everytime you make a wish

I wish to meet Spider-Man

[darktyranitar]

Granted, but then the Green Goblin will come to destroy you.

I wish Luvdisc isn't even created.

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only another completely useless creature will be created in its place.

I wish I could talk to animals.

[Heald]

Granted, but they don't want to talk to you.

I wish my digital camera had better battery life.

[Lady Vulpix]

Granted. Your camera's battery acquires a life of its own, and goes away.

Funny, I didn't think the comment I made would become the name of the game, but you're welcome, Conspiracy. :)

I wish I could meet all my online friends.

[Master of Paradox]

Granted, but they secretly hate you and are carrying large, heavy objects.

I wish I could live without eating.

[pokemon4eva]

Granted but you will srill get hungry

I wish to have a sandslash that loves me and will stay around forever and not die (Try to grant this one bad)

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but soon as it gets bored of you, it will start hating your guts and want to hurt you.

I wish for an endless supply of Sprite.

[Fett One]

Granted, but you will develop diabetes which prevents you from drinking sprite

I wish for an imaginary friend

[pokemon4eva]

Granted Everyone will think your talking to yourself

I wish to Control fire without being burned or hurt and I could stop it when I want so I could chose who to burn

[Ace64]

Granted, but Marvel hits you with a $40 million-dollar lawsuit for stealing one of their mutant powers.

I wish I could have a parade in my honor.

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only nobody will show up to watch

I wish I had my own thriving message board that everybody loved.

[Heald]

Granted, but the only boards that thrive and everyone loves are hentai boards, so you'll effectively be a pr0n baron.

I wish I could read my girlfriend's mind.

[pokemon4eva]

Granted but shes not thinking about you

I wish I could win every Yu-Gi-Oh duel I battle forever in real life without any sewing or any hating about it

[Fett One]

Granted but people will get tired of losing to you so they will stop playing

I wish I had a time machine

[darktyranitar]

Granted, but this time machine will only send you to the future, where you can't go back to the past.

I wish I have a talking cat.

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only your cat wont talk to you, instead it will tell everyone else what you do in private.

I wish I could change the past

[Master of Paradox]

Granted, but no matter what you do, the future will always be the worse for it.

I wish I could know anything I wanted instantly.

[Fett One]

Granted, but this will cause you to have an information overload which will cause you to become comatose for the rest of your life

I wish to make a movie

[Magmar]

Granted, but it shall be a movie about how seven serial killers mutilate your body until you die, and it shall be made tomorrow.

I wish to win this game!

[Ace64]

Granted, but the forum crashes almost immediately, leaving no trace of your victory.

I wish I had a new car.

[Fett One]

Granted, but the car will be stolen before you can leave the dealership with it

I wish I could win the lotery

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only as you might have guessed, you were the only one to buy a ticket.

I wish to have mutant powers.

[Magmar]

Granted, however your mutant power is that you permanently have an STD and it changes day to day.

I wish I was Sailor Moon.
XD;

[+conspiracy+]

Granted.

yup

I wish that communism never existed.

[kawaiispinel]

Granted, however to replace communism, the entire Soviet Union converted to Scientology and spread the religion to the world.


I wish I could make everyone tell the truth.

[Blademaster]

Granted, but the truth only makes everyone hate each other for lying for so long; eventually, that hatred consumes Earth in darkness and destroys it.

I wish there was eternal peace on Earth.

[darktyranitar]

Granted, but then we won't have games such as Pokemon, Grant Theft Auto, Warcraft, etc, all that have fight in it.

I wish we could find a solution to the global warming problem.

[Tyler and Hobbes]

Granted, but the solution involves pouring sewage into the sea.

I wish I had a soul.

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only then you would be considered an alien by the US government because they have no souls.

I wish I had a movie that reflected my life accomplishments

[Master of Paradox]

Granted, but nobody else will ever bother to see it.

I wish people would stop complaining about things they can't control.

[Ace64]

Granted, but people choose to complain about how you make wishes affecting everyone. Sadly, this is something they can control...

I wish for a scary movie that's actually SCARY.

[darktyranitar]

Granted, but it will be so scary that you will be traumatized for the rest of your life.

I wish aliens do exist.

[Fett One]

Granted, but the aliens will take over the earth and enslave you

I wish to own a robot

[Magmar]

Granted, but the robot goes on a rampage and infects you with sars in your sleep.

I wish to buy a planet, and to never have to pay taxes on it, ever.

[kawaiispinel]

Granted, but the planet has no life, no oxygen, and can never be terraformed and is therefore completely useless.

I wish I had a pony.

[Master of Paradox]

Granted, but the first time you ride it, you will be thrown off and trampled.

I wish I had perfect concentration.

[Blademaster]

Granted, but you cannot control when you use it, making it more of a burden than an aid.

I wish I could do alchemy.

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, but you can only perform it in your sleep.

I wish everybody lived on Jupiter :)

[Master of Paradox]

Granted, but it's not altered in any way for human habitation. You have successfully killed the human race.

I wish the devil really was in the details.

[Fett One]

Granted, but the devil will make everyone pay

I wish for everything to be the color red

[Blademaster]

Granted, but every vehicle on Earth would become useless: Cars would run lights constantly and crash into poles, airplanes and choppers would hit buildings, boats and submarines would run aground and into the shorelines. People would become invisible and bump into each other constantly, encouraging violence and frustration, starting a new war that no one could navigate any part of, so nukes would be deployed by everyone and cause a nuclear winter, ultimately destroying humanity.

I wish there were no more tests on Earth, so Mega Horny would come back to ASB and stop holding up my battles! :p

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but without tests, people will becomes stupider and stupider so it won't matter if Mega Horny comes back because the battle will be nothing but totally nonsense.

I wish I could own the Omnitrix and Vilgax is already destroyed.

[Fett One]

Granted, but the Omnitrix won't work

I wish I could perform magic

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only you are hunted by normal people and hung.. :-/

I wish that all people were treated equally

[Magmar]

Granted, but a terrorist kills everybody then commits suicide. See, they were all treated equally -_-

I wish drugs were completely eradicated from the earth--all memory, all addiction, even the plants they come from.

[Master of Paradox]

Granted, but with the loss of drugs and their source plants, the great majority of all medicine disappears as well.

I wish for slightly improved luck.

[Fett One]

Granted, but if you ever see a black cat your luck will decrease

I wish to star in a tv show

[Magmar]

Granted, but your starring role is a 5-minute death sequence at the start of a floppy sitcom that gets canceled after the first week due to lack of people liking it.

I wish styrofoam was recyclable.

[Green Lanturn]

Granted, but the process is VERY stinky, and they build the very first proccessing plant for styrofoam right outside your house...


I wish humans could breathe underwater as well as on land...


~GL

[Ace64]

Granted, but the ability's time limit is three seconds. For water as well as land.

I wish I had true wisdom.

[pokemon4eva]

Granted but you will become corupted

I wish to be to be Mario with his fireball power

[Heald]

Granted, but if you get hit by any foreign object once, you lose that power, plus shrink to only a foot tall. Get hit again and you die. Unless you have another life.

I wish to have a lifetime supply of bread.

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only its french bread and you dont like anything french

I wish I could hit a baseball 500 feet.

[Tyler and Hobbes]

Granted, but it's five hundred midgets' feet - and you hit it into the ground.

I wish I had a kabajillion dollars!

[Green Lanturn]

Granted, but inflation causes the value of the dollar to drop drastically, so by the time you actually get ahold of this money, you could only go and buy a lollipop...and you can thank our dear President Bush for that...


I wish the Power Rangers were real....


~GL

[Fett One]

Granted, but their enemies become real as well and during a battle they destroy your house


I wish there was a cure for cancer

[Blademaster]

Granted; the cure for cancer is AIDS.

I wish nobody would reply to this post. Ever. :wink:

[Green Lanturn]

Granted, my name as well as everyone elses in the world is now Nobody, nobody is part of a society based on conformity...and you are a nobody


I wish you could do everything in life online...

~GL

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only nobody would move from their computers, and everyone would die of laziness

I wish they were no noobies on NetBattle. :-)

[Master of Paradox]

Granted, but then all the experienced players quit... and now there's nobody to play with.

I wish Hollywood would stop doing remakes.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but since they make big money on remakes, all you will ever see in terrible and horrible bad plot, bad actors and bad scene movies.

I wish I could become a dragon.

[Fett One]

Granted, but you will kill everybody yu know since everytime you open your mouth fire comes out

I wish to convert religions

[kawaiispinel]

Granted, but everyone you convert to your religion become fanatical and eventually try to destroy everyone who isn't of your religion.

I wish everything on my computer downloaded at a faster rate...

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only worms are downloaded by the second and your computer has no defense against them.

I wish Bob Marley was still alive.. ;-)

[Master of Paradox]

Granted, but his musical talent degrades, he develops a raging drug habit, and eventually he makes Elvis's later years look restrained.

I wish for an endless supply of Tic Tacs.

[Magmar]

Granted, but said tic tac company decided to put cyanide in your very first tic tac.

I wish for the rain to stop!

[Fett One]

Granted, but it stops raining forever which causes all living things on the planet to die from the lack of water

I wish for the ability to communicate with animals

[pokemon4eva]

Granted but the first one you talk to kills you

I wish Icould share my expertice cooking with everyone and anyone

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only everyone likes fast food better than your cooking, so nobody will care.

I wish for my own private jet that will never crash :-)

[Magmar]

Granted, but it's so small that you can't fit in it.

I wish for racism to vanish from society.

[Fett One]

Granted, but people hate you for making racism vanish

I wish to be a superhero

[Magmar]

Granted, but people hate you for making racism vanish

I wish to be a superhero


You can do better than that :P

Your wish is granted, but your power is to make your pinky toe change color at will. Not very useful, but temporarily amuses the Enemy enough for you to kick them in the face. Unfortunately once you use the power once, you die. Sorry. :(

I wish I could lose about 15 pounds of fat! (...do I even have that much? Ehh, I'll always think I'm fat. -_-)

[Tyler and Hobbes]

Granted, but since your entire being is 15 pounds of fat, you slowly disappear off the face of the earth!

I wish I was sober. <(4.4<)<(#.#)>(>@.@)>

[Magmar]

Granted, but you're hungover. Sorry I couldn't resist!

I wish I had a menu for a good local Chinese restuarant that delivers 24/7.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted, but you hate everything on their menu.


I wish mr_pikachu was here to play this game.

I wish that everyone was this nice to me.

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only they secretly hate you so them being nice means nothing :)

I wish people would start playing the riddle game again... *goes off to guees*

[kawaiispinel]

Granted, but eventually the topic becomes so completely spammed up that it doesn't even resemble the riddle game anymore.

I wish my puppy was a little bit more well-behaved.

[Heald]

Granted. Your puppy is now dead.

I wish for the moon to actually be made out of cheese.

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only then the sun beating down on it would cause it to rot, and the stink of a block of cheese that huge would reach throughout the universe which will cause aliens to come and check out what that smell is, which will in turn cause the extinction of the human race... fun.

I wish we knew all the mysteries of the universe

[Fett One]

Granted, but then everyone will commit suicide since there is nothing else to live for

I wish all food tasted like pizza

[kawaiispinel]

Granted, except now that everything tastes like pizza, you suddenly decide that you don't like pizza anymore.

I wish there was something good on TV right now.

[Green Lanturn]

Granted, but your TV connection(cable, satelite) suddenyl fails, and doesnt operate properly again until all that is left on TV is infomercials...


I wish President Bush would just get impeached already...and Larry the Cable Guy was his replacement...

~GL

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only everything would pretty much be the same as it is now...

I wish pogeymans were real..

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but as soon as you turn your back on them, they will attack you.

I wish I had a Gundam.

[Master of Paradox]

Granted, but on first activating it, something vital breaks. We won't have the technology to fix it for two hundred years.

I wish I could teleport anywhere in the world at will.

[Magmar]

Granted, but the world ends upon receiving this power.

I wish this guy would tell me flat out if he wants to date or not.

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only turns out hes straight and he was dared by his friends to tease you :)

I wish girls wouldn't play so many games with me :(

[Heald]

Granted. They'd only play Star Wars Monopoly and Snakes and Ladders with you.

I wish I had a bottle of Wood's Navy Rum right now.

[Master of Paradox]

Granted. You get the bottle, but there's nothing in it.

I wish I had my good table back.

[kawaiispinel]

Granted, but it's stolen the minute you get it back.

I wish I could find the right guy.

[Fett One]

Granted, but he dies a few seconds after you find him

I wish to create a hover car

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only its batteries die out at the wrong time...

I wish I could see the future

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but what you see will be the negative stuff that will happen in the future, including how you will die.

I wish that I could have an endless supply of Yu-Gi-Oh Cards.

[Master of Paradox]

Granted, but they all appear on top of you. Good luck using them when you're crushed under their weight.

I wish I had a decent job.

[kawaiispinel]

Granted, but your boss is a raving lunatic who hits on you constantly.

I wish there was no ambiguity.

[Heald]

Granted, except without, you know, the stuff, that you want, like.

I wish for a Mexian hat.

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only its infested with brain-eating moths that can eat throuhg your skull.

I wish I was the funniest comic around and everybody liked me.

[Master of Paradox]

Granted. You're now John Belushi. You'll be dead by your thirties, though.

I wish tilapia didn't taste like wet paper.

[Fett One]

Granted but now everything else tastes like wet paper

I wish for a live action Simpsons movie

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but the live action Simpsons movie will be really expensive so the directors will be cheap and hire really bad actors to portray the Simpson Characters .... meaning the movie will be a waste of time.

I wish I had ghost powers like Danny Phantom.

[Heald]

Granted, but I don't know who Danny Phantom is, so I'll assume he is some kind of fish. You're now a fish.

I wish I was bulletproof.

[Master of Paradox]

Granted. You're now a giant iron statue that is completely impervious to bullets.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

[Ace64]

Granted. You are now comatose, where terms like "fatigue" and "energy" have no meaning.

I wish I knew how to use a katana.

[Heald]

Granted, but you let it get to your head and stab your best friend.

I wish my modem was faster.

[Fett One]

Granted, but now your computer is broken so you can't even use the modem

I wish to kill the president

[Tyler and Hobbes]

Granted, but you killed JFK and get shot by Jack Ruby ten minutes later.

I wish I had inspiration.

[bombman]

Granted, but you will be fat.

I wish I have all the money in the world.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted, but a series of economic changes will make the world's money supply have the same value as a single raisin.

I wish that the next poster would dedicate his/her life to Fanfic.

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, but then I wouldn't be able to afford my electric bill without a regular paying job, and I wouldn't be able to log onto the internet anymore...

I wish cocaine was eradicated from the earth

[Heald]

Granted. The entire South American economy collapses and they invade the US for kicks. You lose.

I wish that France didn't exist.

[Hyperness is a Good Thing]

Granted, but now the French people have invaded your country and they live next door to you, making noise through the wee hours of the night.

I wish that all you terrible right handers would understand us left handed people out there.

[Master of Paradox]

Granted, but our understanding of you warps and becomes fear. We launch a sneak attack and take no prisoners.

I wish my copy of Word functioned normally.

[Fett One]

Granted, but everything else on your computer stops working

I wish to never grow old

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but as soon as the wish is granted, you have a heart attack and die.

I wish that I could have a monument dedicated to me.

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only it will soon be vandalized by crooks.. just cuz

I wish there were more smileys like this one :afro:

[Fett One]

Granted, but no one likes them so smileys get banned from all message boards

I wish to own and fully control godzilla

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, onlyits at the end of its life cycle and dies within a day.

I wish King Kong was real

[mr_pikachu]

Granted, but he will eat you as a snack.

I wish that people would stop making reckless wishes.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted but then you wouldn't have anything to complain about and get bored

I wish that i owned a real dragon

[Heald]

Granted. Unfortunately, dragons eat elves.

I wish I was at the World Cup this year.

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only it ends up being cancelled because of a bomb threat

I wish we lived in a perfect society

[mr_pikachu]

Granted, but societies without people are very boring.

I wish I had a faster internet connection.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but the internet connection will be too fast that you can't get anything done and then it will break down.

I wish I could own my own restaurant.

[Green Lanturn]

Gratned, but location is everything, and your location on the island of alcatraz proves less than suitable for business, and you go banktrupt within a week of opening...


I wish I was part of the MythBusters crew with Adam and Jamie(look it up if you dont know what im refering to...lol)


~GL

[Master of Paradox]

Granted, but as the new guy, you do all the work they don't want to do. It drives you to quit in a month.

I wish I had constant access to fruit.

[Blademaster]

Granted - an apple tree begins symbiotically growing from your head and can't be removed, so you have to spend the rest of your life tending to its every need, or it will die; if my biology is correct, you will, too.

I wish that whenever I order French fries at a fast food restaurant, they turn out the way I like them: moderately salted and cooked sufficiently, but still soft.

[Fett One]

Granted, but you develop an allergic reaction to french fries so you can no longer eat or touch them

I wish to have a genie

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only this genie hasn't passed genie school so you'll be lucky if anyone one of your wishes turns out anything close to good.

I wish more people would join TPM

[mr_pikachu]

Granted, but the server will become overloaded and will constantly crash.

I wish that my Shift key wasn't so sticky.

[Master of Paradox]

Granted. It moves freely from this point on. Unfortunately, it and the Caps Lock both cease to work, turning you into the next e. e. cummings.

I wish Writer's Block did not exist.

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, but then all those great ideas that spring to mind after you overcome writer's block cease to occur, which then causes a lack of great literature. :)

I wish everyone was in a good mood.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted, but then they would be unwilling to do any work, which would eventually make the human race extinct.

I wish I ruled the world.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted but then you will become an evil ruler and no one will like you and then they will kill you

I wish that i had a Nintendo Wii

[darktyranitar]

Granted, but the Nintendo Wii will explode upon your first attempt to play it.

I wish that I can look at the future.

[bombman]

Granted, but you will have amnesia.

I wish I can be a TPM Morderator.

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only you will turn out to be bad leadership, then you will get booted and banned for flaming people who are against you. :)

I wish for more wishes :)

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted but then you will be bored with wishing for everything you want and then wish you had no more wishes

I wish i had super powers

[bombman]

Granted. But you can only use it for 3 seconds, then you will paralyzed for 3 days.

I wish this game won't be over forever.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. It will suck the life out of all who play it until the end of time.

I wish that I could balance on ice skates.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted. but then all the ice in the world will melt so your skill will be wasted

I wish that I could own my own island

[Master of Paradox]

Granted, but it's one of the islands that was the site of atomic bomb testing in the fifties and sixties. It's too radioactive to go anywhere near.

I wish the batteries in my CD player never ran out.

[Green Lanturn]

Granted, but after constant use, your CD player's laser lens burns out, leaving a completely useless pile of pastic and metal with never-ending batteries in it....


I wish I could be a ninja in the real world of Naruto....

~GL

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but once you are a ninja, you suddenly have the power of the nine-tailed fox which takes control of you which causes you to destroy everything in your path and then a powerful ninja destroys you. So you are destroyed and you wasted your wish.

I wish that I could undo Green Lanturn's last wish.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted but he will make another stupid wish therefore making you use another wish to unwish it

I wish i had telekenetic powers

[Fett One]

Granted but you can only use it to lift items that weigh less than an ounce

I which to never go blind

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only you fall into a vegetative state in which you can still see, but the rest of your brain functions have been discontinued... :)

I wish cars lasted forever.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but the pollution the cars make will totally pollute the planet making human, plant and animal life totally miserable.

I wish that I owned my own aquarium with my very own bottlenose dolphins to play everyday in the aquarium.

[Green Lanturn]

Granted, but soon animal rights activists began tormenting you, to the very point where in a court battle, you lose custody of all non-household fish, like your dolphins....


I wish humans learned the truth about life on any other planets in the universe...


~GL

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. However, humans have a tendency to use knowledge for evil, and they started an intergalactic war that destroyed all life in the universe.

I wish that we could see all of the old smileys.

[darktyranitar]

Granted, but a virus will then attack those who viewed the smilies.

(But, I do really wish we could see the old smilies...)

I wish that I am invincible.

[Fett One]

Granted, nothing can physically harm you but you can still recieve mental harm. This mental harm occurs as a result of your girlfriend dumping you, which causes you to try to commit suicide. Since you are invicnible, you can't die so you end up going insane and get locked up in a mental hospital for the rest of your life.


I wish that Superman was real

[Master of Paradox]

Granted, but he takes one look at this planet and flies away screaming.

I wish there were actual supervillains.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted, but since they don't have any superheroes to stop them, they convert the entire world to communism before dumping toxic waste into the oceans and filling the world with plants.

I wish that my closet had a light in it.

[kawaiispinel]

Granted, but every lightbulb used in it blows out after one second of use.

I wish it didn't take so long for most movies to go from theater to DVD.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted but since they did it so fast the DVD's will be poor quality

I wish i that my brother wasn't an idiot

[Green Lanturn]

Granted, but heinstead becomes such a super-genius that you appear the all-time idiot, and in time, you are forgotten, becuase ofyour stupidity...



I wish STD's could be erased from the world...

~GL

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but then people won't be worried about the consequences of insafe sex and all have babies therefore adding to the worlds populatio putting more strain on the worlds already depleting resources

I wish that the was an unlimited supply of food

[darktyranitar]

Granted, but the food will be laced with poisonous property that will slowly caused a cancer that will eventually kill off the eater.

I wish that Jigglypuff could sing Rock songs.

[bombman]

Granted. But all you can hear from the song is sound of falling rocks.

I wish I can control the world.HAHAHAHA. :evil:

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. But having everything you want is rather dull, so you kill yourself just to make life interesting. Ironic, eh?

I wish that Help menus in programs actually had some useful information.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but then you will get to much information overloading your brain causing it to implode

I wish i the world was made of velcro

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but you may have a very, very hard time exploring it all.

I wish the world was free of terrorists.

[darktyranitar]

Granted, but we would still be threatened by pollutions and global warming.

I wish I could have the ability to transform myself into anything I want.

[Master of Paradox]

Granted, but your organs go into shock and shut down after the first change, killing you.

I wish global warming was just a myth.

[Magmar]

Granted, but instead, we have global cooling, which freezes YOU.

I wish my Sharpie would function properly.

[Fett One]

Granted, but but your sharpie gets stolen by your best friend

I wish I didn't have a brother

[darktyranitar]

Granted. Instead, you will have an annoying sister than is a hundred time worse than your brother.

I wish ninja still exist.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. And they look forward to killing you.

I wish that I was as smart as an Alakazam.

[Master of Paradox]

Granted, but without their built-in mental controls, it drives you to insanity.

I wish I had a walking stick that couldn't break.

[Fett One]

Granted, but you are now incapb;e of walking without the walking stick. Any attempts to walk without it will result in you breaking your legs

I wish I could sing really good

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. However, since nobody other than yourself has ever heard Substanz T's "Really Good," you don't impress anyone.

I wish that someone in the film industry would actually make a decent movie.

[darktyranitar]

Granted, but the term "decent" only applies to your taste, so the other people won't like the film.

I wish I have the ability to manipulate water.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but you can't manipulate it well enough and drown yourself

I wish that i could invent cool stuff

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, However only you think its cool, and everybody else hates it..

I wish that TPM had more members

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but then what you want to say is drowned out by a million other voices

I wish that it would stop raining

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but there is the big possibility of a drought all over the earth without any rain.

I wish that jokes and riddles could stay around forever.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but then you will have heard them so many times you will get sick of them

I wish that i could control peoples minds

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but a power surge in your ability will kill every person mind that you control.

I wish my allergies would go away.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but you never know when you might develop a new allergy.

I wish that extinction wouldn't have to happen so much with animals.

[Dark Dragonite]

granted, but with all the excess animals, there is less food and land, so more fauna and flora die off anyway.

I wish people weren't all out for themselves.

[Fett One]

Granted, but people are now too busy helping each other that they never go to work thus destroying the economy

I wish friendly aliens will come to earth and share their advance technology with us

[Master of Paradox]

Granted, but then another alien race arrives, takes out humanity, and steals the technology.

I wish ice cream had no calories.

[darktyranitar]

Granted, but they will have a lot of colestrol instead.

I wish Mega Horny comes back to TPM soon.

[Fett One]

Granted, but but upon his return, he will kill everybody that post here

I wish for an ice-cream cone

[+conspiracy+]

omg I haven't played my own game in so long :eek:

Granted, only you get the first one infected with the avian flu *knocks on wood*

I wish PCG had more cool games to play!!

[Dark Dragonite]

Granted, only due to so many games, a lot of them die off from lack of activity...


I wish my brand new phone would work right...

[Fett One]

Granted, but it causes you to develop cancer


I wish for a really good birthday present (today is my birthday so I'm entitled to this one)

[Dark Dragonite]

Happy B-day, but I have to ruin this for ya!!

Granted, but it is so good, that you realize you will never get a better gift than this and fall into a deep depression...

I wish I had a life...

[pokemon4eva]

Granted but it's going to happen in your afterlife

I wishmy computer would let me play: Black& White 2

[Fett One]

Granted but you will accidently delete your game just as you get to the end of the game

I wish for world peace

[Master of Paradox]

Granted, but world peace leads to a stupefyingly boring world.

I wish I had more disk space.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but then u will have the desire to download more "stuff" which can cause extreme emotions which can lead sucide.

I wish i had the world in the palm of my hand.......

[Blademaster]

Granted - you are now 100,000 miles tall and therefore outside the Earth's atmosphere - you suffocate from lack of oxygen, freeze in the intense cold, get torn asunder by gravitational force, and explode in a vacuum all simultaneously. Neat, huh?

I wish for a 100-foot long pet/guardian tarantula named Herbert with laser eyes, fire breath, acidic silk, an exoskeleton stronger than titanium, mandibles that could crush steel, poison that could wipe out an entire continent, and... a beanie hat. :grin:

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but he doesn't like you and loves me instead.

I Wish i had good world of warcraft walkthrough book.....

[Green Lanturn]

Granted, but the server you are playing on crashes, and every server you try later asl ocrashes, inevitably, you willquit warcraft or die from massive withdrawal....


I wish that The Lord of the Rings was based off a true story...

~GL

[Dark Dragonite]

Granted, only the ending changed, and we are all Orcs now, thanks a lot!!

I wish I could control my fate more...

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. But since you accidentally destroyed the world after desiring to be its supreme leader, you've successfully destroyed the entire human race. Nice work.

I wish that my pen wouldn't run out of ink.

[Fett One]

Granted but you develop an uncurable case of writers block, which leaves you with nothing to write about so you pen is just laying around collecting dust

I wish to meet a celebrity

[darktyranitar]

Granted, but after some people realised that there was a celebrity around, they will rush towards him/her, causing you to be knocked down and ran over by hundreds of fans.

I wish I could single-handedly take out a hundred people in a single brawl.

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only that hundred and first person is just too much.

I wish there was one universal language.

[Dark Dragonite]

Granted, only now, people are arguing about accents, and everyone knows when someone is talking bad about them behind their backs, causing a world war.

I wish people would keep their dogs in their yards/on leashes...

[Fett One]

Granted, but the cops mistake you for a dog and make your parents keep you on a leash (I know this sounds cruel and I'm sorry for that but I couldn't think of anything better)

I wish Dark Dragonite will forgive me for granting his previous wish

[Dark Dragonite]

Granted, but it was after I had already maimed you...

I wish I could hide a body...

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but its your body so no one can c u now ...

I wish i find where i was goin on leaf green........

[Magmar]

Granted, but you found you were walking off a cliff. Kersplat!

I wish we didn't have a tornado today :(

[Dark Dragonite]

Granted, instead, you were hit with a Hurricane, Earthquake, Volcanic erruption, and some acid rain.

I wish it wasn't Wednesday...

[darktyranitar]

Granted. Soon, you will confuse yourself after you realised that there was no today, and now you were wondering what day is today, causing you to eventually go crazy.

I wish tomorrow would be a better day.

[Green Lanturn]

Granted, but as for today, you will have every actress that has played little orphan annie serenading you with every version of the song "Tomorrow", so before you reach tomorrow, you kill yourself to end the suffering...


I wish that everytime someone gives me directions, they are 100% clear, so i dont spend an extra half-hour looking for the place they directed me to....

~GL

[Dark Dragonite]

Granted, only they become so detailed, they take hours making a map, explaining that you need to turn at the second red bard with 2 broken windows on the east side, that you run a pipe from your exhaust to your window, and asphyxiate yourself to end your misery.

I wish people didn't make such crappy products...

[Fett One]

Granted, but than people will never have to buy more than one item which causes the economy to suffer

I wish pokemon were real

[Ace64]

Granted. However, after an incident at the Super Bowl when a wild Misdreavus accidently sang a Perish Song during the National Anthem, all Pokemon were brutally hunted down and exterminated. Except for one Rattata, but he bit you in the balls.

I wish we didn't get so much rain in summer.

[bombman]

Granted. But there will be no summer for another 50 years.

I wish I can be strong.

[Magmar]

Granted, but you are only strong compared to a louse.

I wish that humanity had the magical ability to never need to use the toilet. I really gotta go and someones in there!!!!

[darktyranitar]

Granted. Then no toiled would be built, and you still would have to use them, as you were excluded from the wish.

I wish I was invisible.

[Green Lanturn]

Granted, but not only do peope lose the ability to see you, but they also lose the ability to feel and hear you, so your general existence is forgotten, and you wander the earth never being seen, heard, or felt...a very lonely existence for the remainder of your short, human life...enjoy :)


I wish that gas prices werent so incredbly high...

~GL

[Master of Paradox]

Granted. Gas prices are now zero cents. That's because there's no gas to buy, so it doesn't have a price.

I wish I had a trophy.

[Fett One]

Granted but you recieved the trophy because you caused the death of 100 people so you have to keep the trophy hidden due to a sense of shame

I wish to travel to other planets