<Game> Twisted Wishes v.2 (M.A. LV)

[+conspiracy+]

alrighty... here's a v.2 approved by Lady Vulpix, and if you don't know, it goes like this...

Its called Twisted Wishes thx to LV who inadvertently gave it that name :-)
- what happens is the first person will make a wish...

-I wish my girlfriend was hotter.

Then the next person tries to twist that wish to warp what the first person receives, then posts his/her own wish...

-Granted. Everytime you touch her, you burn yourself.

-I wish I had the cutest puppy in the world.

Then the process repeats itself...

-Granted, only I want that same puppy, so you will have to fight me for it.

Please abide by the PCG forum rules as well as the TPM rules in general, and lets get this thing started where we left off...

-I wish that a new Twisted Wishes thread was started. (lol which it is) :rolleyes:

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but besides me no one will go on it.

I wish that I had a gigantic yellow dog.

[darktyranitar]

Granted, but being a gigantic dog, you will have a lot of problem taking care of him, such as cleaning it and the 'loot' that it left.

I wish I could people's mind.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but people might not fully understand what you mean.

I wish that colds weren't so annoying.

[Hyperness is a Good Thing]

Granted, they're now no longer annoying, they just hurt like crazy.

I wish I had lots of delicious food to eat right now

[darktyranitar]

Granted, but you will eat too much that you will turn fat.

I wish France would win this year world cup.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but there will be riots in other countries who did not win the World Cup and those riots will spread all around the world sending the planet into total chaos.

I wish I could have a chance to talk to J.K Rowling.

[Mega Horny]

Granted, but she will not respond

I wish i had pink hotpants

[Chris Watarimono]

Granted! Sadly the pink hotpants you ordered turned out to be blue.

I wish I could be a ninja. :ninja:

-Chris R.

[Jeff]

Granted, but you will be a ninja wearing the pink hotpants that Mega Horny was supposed to get.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener.

[Mega Horny]

Granted, but you are instantly eaten.

I wish i were a Ninja wearing pink hotpants armed with an Oscar Meyer Weiner and a Wall clock around his neck.

[Fett One]

Granted, but you got kicked out of your ninja clan for looking rediculous

I wish I could own a house on the beach

[Jeff]

Granted, but it won't be on the sand, it will be in the water.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but you wished for this :what: (what a wasted wish)

I wish I had a life time supply of Lift.

[darktyranitar]

Granted, only that your life span will be for the next two hours.

I wish I could get my hands on Mega Horny's pink hotpants.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but then you would be a thief, you wouldn't want to be one, would you?

I wish that there was a cure for colds.

[The Blue Avenger]

Granted, only the cure involves contracting the flu instead.

I wish that I could meet They Might Be Giants.

[Chris Watarimono]

Granted...except for they had to leave for a tour 2 minutes later.

I wish I had a Nintendo Wii.

-Chris R.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but you will not be able to afford any games or accessories for it, leaving you with just the system.

I wish that there was a real wishing well somewhere that could grant good wishes.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but the wishing well is in Antarctia and by the time you get there, you will be frozen to death.

I wish that the next posts cannot use the letter S in it.

[Mega Horny]

Granted, but I zhall uze z'z inztead, which are nearly the zame. Well, not really. Hmm, iz that twizted enough? No? Ok, you zuck big time. Fine, then you have to zlave over a hot oven for monthz, under the tyranic control of Julia Robertz.

I wish the next post could have no Gs, Rs, As, or N's

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but I'm afraid I used those letters, so sorry!

I wish that Neopets was more popular with people.

[Mega Horny]

Granted, but none of your animal friends play it anymore.

I wish that I had remembered the rule to wait every other post before i posted this.

[Fett One]

Granted, but you still get reprimended for breaking the rules

I wish to have super powers

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but you will only have them for a second.

I wish that this would become one of PCG's most popular games.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but then it will get spamed out by stupid wishes because everyone runs out of ideas.

I wish that the PCG Pokemon Riddle thread would start again

[Mega Horny]

Granted, but sexual behaviour will soon cause it to decline once again.

I wish that i werent scared of anything.

[Chris Watarimono]

Granted! But you'll end up being extra ticklish instead.

I wish I could have a real-life Mudkip.

-Chris R.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but it doesn't do what you say and goes on a rampage.

I wish I had an XBOX 360

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but Bill Gates will find out you got one illegally if it was stolen.

I wish that smoking was outlawed in all public places in North America.

[Mega Horny]

Granted, now all private locations are encompassed by nicotene users

I wish that I were red.

[Chris Watarimono]

Granted! But you would flash blue and eventually rocket off into space (similar to the Gossip Stones in Ocaraina of Time).

I wish I could get Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney.

-Chris R.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but everytime you play it, it crashes.

I wish that the following post could only post in Gibberish.

[Mega Horny]

Granted, howiwoer wjhel4te frist wowrd wsi norkmaal

I wiude thett AYWqa Twnen Ghunwe FRorice wds onm eafetday

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but its the same episode on everyday

I wish the next wish is multicoloured

[Fett One]

Granted, but its a pain to make this type of post

I wish to become a ninja

[Mega Horny]

Granted, but its the same episode on everyday

hey you read that! Good job, brownie points! ^^

Granted, but everyone will call you a poser and make fun of you seeing as Chris R. Already made this wish.

I wish that I had perfect hair.

[Master of Paradox]

Granted, but your teeth are impossibly horrid.

I wish I had a bottomless supply of Kleenex.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but then your nose falls off making them useless

I wish I had a DS

[Fett One]

Granted, but your DS will have faulty batteries which can't be removed rendering the DS useless

I wish to learn to use the force

[Captn_BooZe]

Granted, but when u use the force a peice of ur body disappears.

I wish to be the D.K. of australia ....... (Drift King)

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but the wish messed up and now you are Donkey Kong.

I wish that the next post would be written backwards.

[Mega Horny]

.ti gnidaer elbuort fo tnuoma taerg a evah lliw uoy tub ,detnarg

.devol erew I taht hsiw I

[Fett One]

Granted, but the people that love you will die within a matter of minutes

I wish to have an endless supply of pizza

[Mega Horny]

granted, but you will not be able to stop eating and you will get fat until you explode and everyone devours your remains.

I wish that I hadn't just stapled my thumb.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, Bu tyou will have stapled your foot instead.

I wish for a non-tainted can of Lift.

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only I want the same one... so I shoot it with my Siper Rifle so nobody is happy.. jebus.

I wish I had a sniper rifle.

[Mega Horny]

Granted, but you shoot yourself with it and die.

I wish the Reel Big Fish were quakers.

[Chris Watarimono]

Granted! But they end up destroying your entire neighborhood.

I wish Pokemon Diamond/Pearl is like ASB.

-Chris R.

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only the battles take so long in the game that everyone stops playing it...

I wish people would answer Zak's poll.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but since everyone is answering Zak's poll, the rest of TPM is being ignored.

I wish that the next post was written in invisible ink.

[+conspiracy+]

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EDIT: so it says Granted, but dur.. and I wish that that wish was never granted.

[pokemon4eva]

Granted but he just rewishes it

I wish more people played a mmorpg called Sherwood

[Fett One]

Granted but so many people end up playing it that there is a 2 year waiting list to play, otherwise the server will crash

I wish to have x-ray vision

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, But once you use it, your eyes willl burn.

I wish that Christmas was here already.

[Mega Horny]

Granted, but everyone else thinks its still July and you don't get any presents.

I wish that George Clooney were a Lepreachaun.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but since you ruined his life by sending of thousand of people chasing him to get his gold, he shall get a witch to turn you into a Dragon which will cause you to cause pain to the ones you love.

I wish I had my own private lake.

[Jeff]

Granted, but it will be full of piranhas.

I wish Ocarina of Time was remade for the DS.

[Mega Horny]

Granted, but it will suck. on fire. And it will have cel-shaded graphics.

I wish I were Epona.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but whenever some plays Epona's Song, you have to stop what you are doing and see what they want. And if it is Link who is playing Epona's Song, well your life is devoted to helping Link.

I wish I had a Ocarina.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but you will only be able to play it in one key, and end up annoying people that way.

I wish that there was a new version of the Hidden Treasures cereal that used to contain a fruit flavouring years ago.

[Fett One]

Granted, but the fruit flavouring causes you to get food poisoning

I wish for a new "teenage mutant ninja turtles" live action movie

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but the movie is so realistic they used REAL turtles and it goes on forever. (How boring)

I wish that my friend could spell

[Mega Horny]

Congratulations, your friend has now acquired wizardly powers.

*cough*

I wish I were Chris Watarimono!

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but he gets up you for plagiarism

I wish I had a fluorescent green mango

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but that mango gives you a severe cause of radiation each time you eat it.

I wish I could meet country star Toby Keith.

[Mega Horny]

Granted, but someone misreads your plea and instead you meet Keith Toby, a redneck cowherd from seattle.

I wish that I had a wynaut in my pants

[Fett One]

Granted, but the wynaut does disturbing things to you while in your pants

I wish to be able to create and control fire

[Dark Dragonite]

Granted, but your biggest rival wished to create and control water, and puts out your fire everytime you make it.

I wish Pokemon Diamon and Pearl would come out a lot sooner!!

[Ghost]

Granted, but because the game was so rushed, It will only feature 5 pokemon that can only lvl to level 5.

I wish I was Luke Skywalker.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, you will become Luke Skywalker for a portion of time, the portion of time where Darth Vader chops off your hand. Then you become you but your hand is still chopped off for some inexplicable reason.

I wish that I could speak Parseltongue.

[Lady Vulpix]

Granted. You can speak Parseltongue... and only Parseltongue.

I wish for this wish not to be granted.

[Jeff]

Not granted, well too bad, looks like it has been granted by not being granted.

I wish I could solve my Rubik's cube (without looking up solutions on the Internet...)

[Blademaster]

Granted - you paint each side a specific color, and the National Rubik's Cube Society finds out and chases after you with torches and pitchforks.

I wish I had a genie that could grant me good, un-twisted wishes.

[Mega Horny]

Granted, however, just because he can doesn't necessarily mean he will.

I wish I had a Mawile in my pants.

[Ghost]

Granted, but the Mawile accidently bites your leg, causing you to bleed profusley.

I wish for World Peace.

[Fett One]

Granted, but then aliens invade earth because there is no way for us to defend ourselves since we are now too peaceful to fight back

I wish for a new Earth Worm Jim video game

[Mega Horny]

Granted. Tap A repeatedly to eat dirt. Hold A to charge chomps. Bite Mineral Powder to gain a level. Bite fossils and garbage and lose a life. Beat the game and unlock invisible enemy mode, and unilimited ammo for the Matilda Hangun! However, seeing as there are no enemies or guns, you just suck.

I wish I were Chris Watarimono

[Jeff]

Granted, but you get beat up for repeating a wish.

I wish I had girls chasing me constantly.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but you trip and then crushed by them

I wish I had a slice of vegemite toast.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but this slice of vegemite toast is poisoned with the most powerful toxin on earth and the minute you get eat it, you get poisoned and then die.

I wish I was the world's greatest star.

[Blademaster]

Granted - you become the Sun and have to spend 5,000,000,000 years alone in space until you explode.

I wish I had a magic paintbrush that could make everything I drew become real. :D

[kawaiispinel]

Granted, but then all of your creations turn on you, and eventually take over the world.


I wish there could be good movies based on really good fanfiction.

[Fett One]

Granted, but then the companies that own the rights to the characters sue the people for using their characters


I wish to become a god

[Mega Horny]

Granted, you become the god of mortality.

I wish i had some Hummus

[Chris Watarimono]

Granted! But I'd clobber you afterwards for trying to take over my persona in two posts. XP

I wish I was a Nintendog.

-Chris R.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but people will be addicted to you and playing you almost all the time.

I wish that people could help the less fortunate people around the world.

[Fett One]

Granted, but by helping the less fortunate, people end up making themselves poor

I wish to own a lightsaber

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but you hold it upside down and when you turn it on it slices through your leg.

I wish I that Mega Horny would stop wishing he was Chris Watarimono

[Mega Horny]

Granted, however....

I wish I were Crazy Elf Boy.

[Chris Watarimono]

Granted! But Crazy Elf Boy and myself would tag-team clobber you down! I get seconds to get back for posing as me at the Gossip Game! >_>

I wish I got a bigger music collection.

-Chris R.

[Blademaster]

Granted - all your CD's become 1 inch bigger, making them utterly useless, since they no longer fit in your CD player or computer. At the same time, all your music files double in size, overloading your computer and iPod, causing them to explode.

I wish Oompa-Loompas were real...

...And that they sang in real life, just like in the movie.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but thats all they do, sing sing sing and sing, and it ticks you off.

I wish that people would pay me what they owe me.

[Fett One]

Granted, but what they owe you is 100 punches

I wish to own a robot

[Blademaster]

Granted, but thats all they do, sing sing sing and sing, and it ticks you off.

...Cool! You granted my wish perfectly, Elf! Thanks! :D :yes:

...Ahem...

Granted - you now own Walkman, The Guinness Book of World Records' $2 robot made from the remains of a Sony Walkman and a broken circuitboard. Walkman's special robot powers include walking on a slant, struggling when his legs are held down, and picking up 4 decibels of FM radio when close to aluminum foil. Enjoy.

I wish everyone on Earth were just like me. :angel:

[+conspiracy+]

Granted only everyone gets sick of one another... :D

I wish i had a gabilliontrillionzillion hangman plushies that I could store on the moon :D

[pokemon4eva]

Granted but that number dosen't exist so you got only one.

I wish Halo 3 was out

[Fett One]

Granted but the game comes out so soon that the developers haven't had time to fix the bugs and to program the end of the game.

I wish to become a superhero

[Everoy]

Granted, you are now "Buttox Man", feared for the size of his oversized right buttcheek.

I wish for Diamond/Pearl to be extremely awesome but still come out on time, and with the traditional Fire/Water/Grass starters.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but the game will be so awesome that people will stop working to play it and the world would stop to a halt.

I wish that the last Simpsons episode would end in a bang.

[Fett One]

Granted, your tv will explode the second the episode ends

I wish to own a high-tec suit of armor

[Everoy]

Granted, you become better. Faster. Stronger. But the side effect of the suit is all of your brain cells spontaneously combust, since it's designed for Martians.

I wish for muthafuggin snakes on a plane!

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but I misread the post as Snake Muffins and then the moment you take a bite out of the muffin, you become a snake for all of eternity.

I wish I had Fairy Godparents.

[Everoy]

Granted, but you tell your best friend right away so Jorgen von Strangle takes them away and eats your gall bladder, pancreas, and spleen.

I want Dragon's internal organs.

[Fett One]

Kevvaelli, you have to wait every 2 post before posting again.

Granted, but dragon organs aren't compatible with humans so you die a painful death

I wish to be 8 feet tall

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, But you are now as tall as 8 baby feet which is only about 50cm

I wish I had a cool sword

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but you'll find it to be too big and heavy to use a shield with it (think the Biggoron's sword from the Zelda games).

I wish that I had endless riches.

[Everoy]

Sorry o.o;

Granted, you get two endlessly long 50 dollar bills. Too bad they're too long to be used for anything.

I with for a 12-foot p-er, chocolate bar. Yeah, chocolate bar.

[Fett One]

Granted, but you get sick and die from eating that much chocolate

I wish to meet a female celebrity

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but that female celebrity really is a cross-dressing male who is totally disgusting.

I wish I had in my possession The Egyptian God Cards, The Legendary Dragons, and the Sacred Beasts.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. The Egyptian God Cards will haunt your dreams, the Sacred Beasts will steal your energy, and the Legendary Dragons will just kill you.

I wish I had an internet connection at my house. Or better yet, a phone line.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but it replaces your TV cable, and you go insane with out TV to balance it out.

I wish I didn't have to go to school today

Cause I am sick and I need to hand in an assignment

[Fett One]

Granted, but you have to go to school on Saturday to make up for missing today

I wish to get a job

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but it will be in a weird smelling fish factory.

I wish to be a genie for everyone making future wishes.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but everyone includes the whole world so every second of your lifetime you will be granting wishes with no time to rest.

I wish I had a genie that would grant all my wishes without them being twisted or cruel.

[Fett One]

Granted but the genie can only grant you one wish and you will turn into a demon 5 minutes after the wish is granted

I wish to have a pet dog that can live as long as a human

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but he/she will have a wild instinct, and will bite people almost all the time.

I wish that I was lucky all the time.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but you will be plagued with bad luck all the time making your life totally miserable.

I wish that every time I entered my bedroom, my room was totally spotless and clean.

[Fett One]

Granted, there is absolutly nothing in your room, no furniture, no clothes, no nothing

I wish for a new spider-man cartoon

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but its a stupid filler cartoon that sucks.

I wish I had some caterpillars

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but they will only live for one second, and die almost immediately.

I wish that certain people weren't dead.

[Mega Horny]

Granted, those certain people were banished to a living hell for all eternity and 6 months.

I wish I had a personal hot woman to rub my back, whenever i wanted.

[Fett One]

Granted but the woman doesn't know what she is doing and breaks your back leaving you paralized from the waist down

I wish mexican food didn't exist

[Chris Watarimono]

Granted! But everyone will cook nothing but Chinese food (the commerical kind) no matter where you go, and you'll be forced to eat that for the rest of your life.

I wish the dancing Yogurting chick in my sig is real.

-Chris R.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but she'll be clumsy at times, disappointing you.

I wish that Saddam Hussein would realize he may starve himself to death.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but doing that will give the ability to haunt people including the United States which he will drive the citizens of the United States insane, which they will launch nuclear missiles at themselves which will obliterate the U.S.

(I really didn't know how else to make it twisted.)

I wish that Knight of Time's wish was never granted.

[Fett One]

Granted but Saddam eventually escapes prison and starts world war 3 which destroyes the planet

I wish pokemon are real

[Blademaster]

Granted; the armed forces instantly do what they do best and shoot a bunch of Pokemon dead, causing Rayquaza to descend and destroy the planet.

I wish I had King Kong for a roommate.

[Mega Horny]

Granted, but everything is too big for you to utilize, especially the toilet, and even if you could, you might not want to after old Kong did his paperwork.

I wish I had a spork

[Ghost]

Granted. After you eat with your spork, you go to the bathroom, and you find that you have misplaced it, and you never find it again. Also, the spork was poisoned, so you are forced to crap every 10 minutes.

I wish the Mets would actually win the world series.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but they used steroids and are found out and have their winnings taken off them.

I wish I had another tub of Vegemite.

[Fett One]

Granted but the Vegemite turns out to be fake because it is made out of meat

I wish the Phillies would actually win the world series (they deserve it more than the Mets)

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but the Mets will find out that the Phillies were the ones who suggested the Mets team players used a new type of booster (which was really steroids) to improve their game and the Mets beat the Phillies to death.

I wish I could spend hours and hours writing excellent poetry.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but only you think that its excellent and evertyone else thinks its stupid

I wish I had a new car.

[Fett One]

Granted, but you get in a car accident as yourdriving out of the dealership with the car

I wish to have the power to teleport

[Mega Horny]

Congratulations, but you can never teleport back, and must walk.

I wish Grey were back

[Blademaster]

Granted, but his name is drew now and he punches you in the crotch whenever you call him Grey.

I wish I had all the tea in China... and maybe some of those dumplings to go with it. :cool2:

[God of Death]

Granted, but the tea is actually rat poison and you die a slow and painful death while people are throwing the dumplings at you.

I wish I died. (I dare someone to try and twist this around)

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but because of your death, which you were the one keeping the world from exploding, the world explodes killing every life on earth.

I wish we could find a way to populate another planet just in case we ruin our own planet.

[Fett One]

Granted, but we ruin that planet as well and are then targeted for extermination by other alien races in order to prevent us from ruining another planet

I wish to be the happiest person in the universe

[Mega Horny]

Granted, but you acquire happiness by seeing others feel pain, and have a deep empty feeling inside you. Bittersweet and stuff.

I wish I had a pineapple.

[God of Death]

Granted, but as soon as you got the pineapple, it disappeared.

I wish I was The King of The Hill

[Chris Watarimono]

Granted! But so are 18975021 others and you have to engage in a fight to the death of who finally stands to be finally called the "King of the Hill."

I wish I was a ninja pirate. :ninja: :pirate:

-Chris R.

[Ghost]

Granted. You are a ninja pirate for exactly 2.2345566123567 seconds before the Ninja Pirates decide you are not worthy and kick you out.

I wish I was superman ^_^

[Mega Horny]

Granted, however, your grammar remains just as poor.

I wish i could control how fast my hair grows, and where it grows in general. *ehem*

[God of Death]

Granted, but it only lasts for 5 seconds, then your hair grows at an alarming rate, until your completely covered in hair, is mistaken for a gorilla, and sold to a zoo.

I wish I was invincible.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but your invincibility rapidly drains your energy for every second you're invincible, forcing you to no longer be invincible.

I wish that bees wouldn't lose their stingers when they sting someone.

[Chris Watarimono]

Granted! But then the bees would then be able to sting you out constantly since their stingers don't get stuck on your skin, and then your whole body then gets covered in deep bee stings and gashes.

I wish I had a copy of Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow.

-Chris R.

[God of Death]

Granted, but the game doesnt work, so your stuck with a useless game.

I wish I was Emperor of Earth.

[Blademaster]

Granted, but only you know it and believe it, so you haven't really made any progress...

I wish I could do anything, anytime, anywhere.

[Fett One]

Granted, but you get so bored from this after awhile that you commit suicide to end your boredom

I wish for a brand new Beetle Juice movie

[Mega Horny]

Granted, but it will not make it into theaters, and no one will have the DVD

I wish this conversation had never happened:

Drew (8:40:54 PM): I have some gray hairs, unfortunately.
Me (8:41:03 PM): really?
Drew (8:41:13 PM): My family gray's early.
Me (8:41:19 PM): Whoa.
Me (8:41:29 PM): Lol thats extremely ironic
Drew (8:41:43 PM): I suppose.
Me (8:42:01 PM): alrighty, time for my stupid comment of the day
Me (8:42:30 PM): Just be glad your family doesn't The Arbiter Early!
Me (8:42:35 PM): >_<
Drew (8:42:51 PM): Well done.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but another more embarrassing conversation will happen.

I wish to know what to wish for.

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only you find out that you need to find out what to wish for, thereby falling into a paradoxical world I have no idea what I'm talking about...

I wish I played my own game more.. =(

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but since you made it its not that good (soz if thats a bit mean)

I wish I had more time.

[Mega Horny]

Granted, but you spend it vegitating in front of the television

I wish i had some magical hummus

[God of Death]

Granted, but the magical hummus turned you into a baboon.

I wish I was the richest person in the universe

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but every charity in the world will be begging your doorstop night and day for money.

I wish that I could create the greatest movie of all time that will finally beat Titantic out of its number one spot.

[Chris Watarimono]

Granted! However, someone will claim ownership of the movie, suing you over it for even more than what you accumulate as sales. This party wins the lawsuit, plunging you into deep debt.

I wish I magically apparate from place to place instantly, like in the Harry Potter series.

-Chris R.

[Fett One]

Granted! bout you apparate without your legs the first time and are now stuck in a wheelchair for the rest of your life

I wish to become chief of police

[Mega Horny]

Granted, but you become Chief of the Dream Police, and reside only in song.

I wish I were Chris Watarimono's towel boy, and recieved 10% of his point average.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but you aren't good at being a towel boy so you get fired

I wish my other computer was working

[Fett One]

Granted but then the computer you are currently using breaks

I wish to win the lottery

[Tyler and Hobbes]

Granted, but you lose your ticket on the way to claiming your prize.

I wish I could be in two places at once.

[Mega Horny]

granted, but you will be in two bloody halves of your body.

I wish i had pants on

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but these pants will never come off so you have to wear them the rest of life especially if they get really really really dirty.

I wish I could have a giant lollipop.

[Fett One]

Granted but the sugar content of the lollipop is so great that you end up losing your teeth and becoming diabatic

I wish Frank Welker gets to voice Megatron in the new Transformers Movie

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but since I don't know who he is he won't do it very well and get replaced

I wish I had another pillow

[Ghost]

Granted. While sleeping, your extra pillow explodes, seeing as it used to belong to Saddam and had a bomb in it.

I wish I was king of the earth.

[Fett One]

Granted but you get over thrown after only 1 hour as king

I wish to have super strength and flight

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but you only get those powers from spinach, which is nearly extinct, so you don't get to use these powers for long.

I wish that I could help solve any kind of problem.

[Mega Horny]

Granted, but no one can help you solve your own problems

I wish Knight of Time were Chris Watarimono, and vice-versa.

[Fett One]

Granted, but it creates a time paradox that threatens the very frabic of space and time

I wish Mega Horny will change his name to something else

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but I'm betting he's going to refuse.

I wish that all the seasons of Power Rangers, starting from the original, would be on DVD someday.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but soon as the public realizes that all the seasons of Power Rangers are being released on DVD, all DVDs are sold out before you can get a copy and you have to wait 5 years before they can start producing more Power Ranger DVDs.

I wish I was a master at solving Crossword Puzzles.

[Fett One]

Granted but you become incapable of solving anything that isn't a crossword puzzle

I wish to own 1 of every weapon ever made

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but you won't be able to afford them all because their total cost is too expensive for you to handle.

I wish that I was a super genius like Wile E. Coyote.

[Blademaster]

Granted - you now have an I.Q. of 217, yet you're incapable of figuring out how to discern between the call of a roadrunner and the honk of a truck horn.

I wish the Earth and everything on/in it was twice as big.

[Mega Horny]

Granted, but then everything still seems the same size, and you feel empty inside.

I wish people appreciated my clever handle more.

[Fett One]

Granted, but then you change it because you are tired of everybody appreciating it

I wish to go to heaven

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but you're not dead yet, so you can't go right now.

I wish that I could twist another wish here someday.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. You get to keep doing what you've been doing all along.

I wish that I had a girlfriend.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but your girlfriend is a alien that must drain your strength in order to survive.

I wish I could be friend with Invader Zim.

[Fett One]

Granted, but he experiments on you as a way to find weaknesses in humans since Gar is too incompentent to find the weaknesses for him

I wish alcohol didn't exist

[Jeff]

Granted, now everyone who used to drink smokes instead.

I hope I get good grades this semester.

[Chris Watarimono]

Granted! But it involves much forgery and hacking, and you are promptly caught by authorities 30 minutes later.

I wish Mega Horny would become Becca (AKA The_Missing_Link).

-Chris R.

[Mega Horny]

Granted, but I would greatly abuse the 'privilege' of being female >_<

I wish I were a very hott girl.

[Fett One]

Mega Horny, I don't even want to know what you plan on doing.

Granted, but 5 minutes after becoming a very hot girl, you are hit by a car which then explodes. The explosion causes your face to get covered in scars leaving you very ugly looking

I wish to have every episode of Married With Children on DVD

edit: just adding my wish

[Mega Horny]

Granted, but 5 minutes after becoming a very hot girl, you are hit by a car which then explodes. The explosion causes your face to get covered in scars leaving you very ugly looking


Lol, well, i bet those were a fun 5 minutes XD. And who said I cared about the face?

P.S. You forgot your wish, you were so distracted by my innuendo(s).

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but instead of the TV show, you will get documentary episodes about how a family raises 15 Children and try to marry them off each episode.

I wish that people don't get distracted when they play this game.

Edit ... Sorry, I guess even I make mistakes.

[Mega Horny]

It wasn't my turn anyway, i was merely trying to get him to make a wish, which he did, and I suggest you answer it. And no, im not forgetting anything.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but distractions will be hard to resist all the time.

I wish that I was a contestant on a game show.

[Fett One]

Granted but you end up with negative money in Jepardy so Alex Tribek takes your house as payback for participating on the show even though you suck at it

I wish video games didn't cost any money

[Mega Horny]

Granted, now they cost liters. Of blood. You can buy used games for around 19.99 liters of blood, but new ones can run you dry.

I wish i were a moose.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but its now moose season *Pulls out and loads guns*

I wish i could find Red vs Blue episodes 52-57

[Fett One]

Granted but the episodes have no sound and are in black and white

I wish to never require sleep

[Cheesey]

Granted, but you'll still want it because you'll just start feeling tired all the time.

I wish I knew my exam results.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but you also know every classmate's exam results, so when they found out you know their exam results, they won't stop bugging you until you reveal them.

(Sorry, it was the best I could do.)

I wish I could have every trading card from every trading card game (Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh, Magic: The Gathering, etc.)

[Fett One]

Granted but the cards take up so much space that you have to rent 2 storage spaces, which cost you $100 a month each

I wish to have a charizard

[darktyranitar]

Granted, but you will be fried by the Charizard in an instant.

I wish that Jigglypuff could sing rock songs.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted, but its voice will put the other band members (and the audience) to sleep, ruining the ensemble.

I wish I had the ability to teleport.

[Blademaster]

Granted; have you ever seen The Fly? ...You figure it out from there.

I wish I had a free wish that couldn't be twisted.

[Ghost]

Granted. But the free wish never arrives, seeing as the Fed-Ex man decided to keep the wish for himself.

I wish summer wasn't almost over...

[Mega Horny]

Granted. Now it is over.

I wish i had huge pants.

[darktyranitar]

Granted, but you will need a bigger butt and waist just to fit in.

I wish I have pscychic powers.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. You now have the ability to make your body spontaneously explode.

I wish I had a pizza.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but it will be WAYYY too big to eat, not even all of your friends will be able to help you eat it.

I wish I had an immunity to the flu virus.

[Fett One]

Granted but you develop the immunity by first being infected with a strain of the flu that makes you sick for 3 months. After that you are completely immuned to all strains of the flu

I wish to meet Bender

[Mega Horny]

Granted, but he kicks you in the face and steals all of your dearest possessions.

I wish I had a big sandwich.

[SoulflameNinetales]

Granted, but the sandwitch has been laying in the sun for 3 days

I wish for a maid to clean up my house every day.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. Everything you own is now oddly missing.

I wish that I could make as many wishes as I wanted.

[darktyranitar]

Granted, but you will get bored after a while that you will accidentally wish that all your wish to be taken back.

I wish I could go to Japan.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but the plane you are traveling in goes through a time warp which arrives at the same time Japan is being bombed and you land in the exact place where America drops the first Atomic Bomb.

I wish I had a unlimited supply of flavored water bottles.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. They taste like crap.

I wish I was invincible.

[Mega Horny]

Granted, but your protective forcefield shields you from all physical contact. Women never come near you, and any time you try and pick something up it flies several feet away, leaving dark burn marks in the floor.

I wish I were Mr. Pikachu's Dad! O.o

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but he will cause you too much trouble for you to put up with.

I wish I was a computer salesman.

[Fett One]

Granted, you become sick of seeing computers which causes you to throw your computer out and then you can never post here again

I wish to force my brother to eat a dumpster full of bugs

[Mega Horny]

Granted, but you can only do so by eating some of it yourself, and pretending that it tastes wonderful.

I wish I were the supreme overlord of Tibet.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. You are now horribly impoverished (though not worse than your underlings), and you have no freedom to do as you wish.

I wish TPM had even more members than it does now.

[Blademaster]

Granted; like the current TPM, only about 3% of them are actually active here more than once or twice a year.

I wish I was more motivated.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but you'll likely lose some motivation over the years.

I wish Kevin was more active here.

[Mega Horny]

Granted, but all he does is SPAM.

I wish I were Blademaster.

[Fett One]

Granted, but you ruin Blademaster good name by posting links to adult sites

I wish to over come my fear of bugs

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. You bathe in honey to attract your "new friends" and are devoured by fire ants.

I wish my room had soundproof walls.

[Mega Horny]

Granted, but the floor lets all noise in from below, as well as the ceiling.

I wish I were spayed.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but seeing you are not a CAT or DOG, that wish is useless.

I wish I was a Lion.

[Fett One]

Granted, but you are used in illegal experimentation to determine if lions can be trained to eat plants

I wish to have a time machine

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but you will only be able to travel to the future, which will be bad no matter what year in the future you travel to.

I wish terrorists would get what they deserve, one by one as the years pass.

[Blademaster]

Granted; unfortunately, they get what they think they deserve. :scared:

I wish my dog would shut up.

[Fett One]

Granted, your dog dies this instant so you will never have to hear it again

I wish for my brother to go to jail for the rest of his life

[darktyranitar]

Granted, but then you realised that your brother is framed, and after you realised that he's actually good to you, you began to set up a plan to go into the jail he is in to save him... and you fail.

I wish I could use my computer all night without my parents nagging over it.

[Mega Horny]

Granted, but you go crazy from lack of sleep.

I wish Faiz' brother would go to jail for the rest of his life

[Fett One]

Granted, but Baiz beats you up for making that wish

I wish to make a tv show

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. It flops, ruining the television station. The TV execs then beat the daylights out of you.

I wish everyone I met would give me money.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but the money that they give is counterfeit and you are arrested for handling it and when you blame them, they say they never saw that money in their lifetimes.

I wish that people would never die.

[Chris Watarimono]

Granted! But they'll consume the world's resources at an alarming rate, rotting out the planet in a matter of 2-3 decades.

I wish I had...some kind of wish.

-Chris R.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. But since you've already used your wish, the one you just thought up is totally useless.

I wish I had a bigger house.

[Fett One]

Granted but the house is so big that you can't reach the handle to open the door so you have no way of getting into the house

I wish to become a professional baseball player

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but when you are celebrated as the world's greatest player, you are kicked off the team because scientists discovered you have been using steroids for all of your achievements.

I wish I was a werewolf.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. Since people don't like being bitten by werewolves, you'll be brutally killed on the night of the next full moon.

I wish that my wishes could not be twisted.

[Mega Horny]

Granted, but everything else in your life screws up.

I wish Chris R. wished I were Chris R.

[Everoy]

Granted, but his wish wasn't.

I wish for a large block of chocolate.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. Congratulations, you've been flattened by a delicious, 40-ton brick!

I wish that my keyboard keys didn't stick.

[Fett One]

Granted but now your mouse buttons are broken

I wish teleporters existed

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only you were supposed to learn to teleport, but because the guy that was supposed to teach you how never existed, you can't teleport out of that cess pool you're stuck in =/

I wish this board had more people.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted, but all the new members are worthless spammers.

I wish that this board had more high-quality members.

[Mega Horny]

Granted. But im still here.

I wish I could throw cars and stuff.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but every time you throw cars and various object, you get slapped with 32,000 dollar fine ... which will leave in debt for the rest of your life.

I wish that Mega Horny would be much nicer to people.

[Fett One]

Granted but he is so nice that it causes everybody to become sick of him

I wish to have a free, life time subscription to every single comic book made by Marvel Comics

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. You have to use your entire house (from floor to ceiling) to store the comic books, leaving you to sleep in a box next to the street. And those were only the comics you received in the first week!

I wish I had a lifetime supply of soda.