<Game> Questions Only 21 (LV APPR)

[Fett One]

These are the rules:
1.- QUESTIONS ONLY - The title says it. Never say anything out of a question.
2.- Every post must be related to the previous post.
3.- Do not post more than 5 times within 24 hours.
4.- Everyone must abide by the rules of the PCG forum and TPM in general, as in all other topics.

(continuing from previous version) Are you sure that a person can find images of chair monsters and beserk bananas on the internet?

[mr_pikachu]

Why would you want to find something like that?

[Fett One]

Didn't you read the last few questions from the previous version of this game?

[mr_pikachu]

Do you think I'm so negligent that I wouldn't check before making a post?

Anyway, why are you so curious about things that don't exist?

[Magmar]

Why are so you curious about his curiosity regarding things that don't exist?

[Fett One]

Doesn't curiosity help make us unique since it means we don't know everything that another person knows?

[mr_pikachu]

Does anyone know what chair monsters and beserk bananas look like?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Why don't you look them up on the internet, mr_pikachu?

[Everoy]

Is that really neccessary?

[Magmar]

Why don't you just Google it? Who invented Google, anyway?

[Everoy]

Why is it called Google? Why not... Moogle?

[Chris Watarimono]

Now, who would be silly to come up with the name "Moogle"?

-Chris R.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Why do you think Moogle is a silly name?

[Fett One]

Don't all names sound silly when you hear it for the first time?

[Everoy]

Agreed, since isn't Crazy Elf Boy the silliest name you've ever heard at first, but later grows on you?

(that's struggling to be a question XD)

[Crazy Elf Boy]

How can you determine how silly a name is?

[mr_pikachu]

Is there a scientific test to measure degrees of silliness?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Does even a test like that exist?

[mr_pikachu]

Could we create one?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

What would we have to do in the test?

[mr_pikachu]

Could you answer questions about different aspects of the name? "Does the name include the word 'monkey'?" "How many syllables does the name have?" Do you see how it might work?

[Fett One]

Would those questions really determine if a name is silly or not?

[Knight of Time]

What kind of things would make a name silly in the first place?

[Fett One]

Wouldn't a persons culture play a part in this?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Why would a person's culture matter?

[Knight of Time]

What would be the major parts of a person's culture?

[Fett One]

Wouldn't the way people live their lives in certain places count as culture?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Why would you think about that?

[Knight of Time]

What would a person want to think about anyway? Wouldn't they be thinking of something new every minute?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Why couldn't they think of something else?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Why would they think of anything at all?

[Fett One]

Isn't it impossible to not think about anything?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Why can't someone just stop thinking?

[Knight of Time]

Would a person possibly be not as smart if they weren't thinking?

[Fett One]

Can you prove that?

[Chris Watarimono]

What kind of proof would we need then?

-Chris R.

[Knight of Time]

Wouldn't my point be proven if someone was driving and not thinking straight, possibly getting them in an accident?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Aren't most car accidents caused by people driving drunk?

[Fett One]

How is driving while intoxicated the same as a person choosing not to think?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Aren't you discouraged to drink while driving?

[Fett One]

What does that have to do with thinking?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Aren't you not thinking clearly when you get behind the wheel of a car drunk?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

What are you doing behind the wheel when your drunk?

[Fett One]

Could he be looking to get into an accident?

[Knight of Time]

Why would someone want to purposely get into an accident? Wouldn't that mean they would want to be suicidal?

[God of Death]

Aren't suicidal people a little crazy?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Aren't dentists suicidal? So are dentists crazy then?

[Fett One]

Why do you think dentist are suicidal?

[Mega Horny]

Why would one think that in the first place?

[Ghost]

Why would one think in the first place?

[Mega Horny]

And how are you on this fine day?

[Ghost]

Why did you change the topic?

[Mega Horny]

whats wrong with that?

[Ghost]

What isn't wrong with that?

[Mega Horny]

Are you aware that I'm older than you?

[Knight of Time]

Are you also aware that others besides me are older than you? Who would be the oldest here?

[Ghost]

Are you aware that I am younger then you?

[God of Death]

Who's the second oldest here? Why are we even talking about age?

[Mega Horny]

Whats wrong with being young? Isn't that a good thing?

[Knight of Time]

Aren't people always happy to be young, and happy to remember the times when they were young, if they weren't young?

[Chris Watarimono]

Why does age have to matter so much all of a sudden?

-Chris R.

[Fett One]

Can't people be curios?

[Mega Horny]

Why does Chris always have to sign his posts, no matter how small and unimpressive?

[Inferno_Dragon]

What is wrong with Chris always signing his posts? What if he is trying to impress us with his signatures?

[Mega Horny]

Perhaps I was joking and i admire Chris for his formal and at the same time amusing way of posting, no?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Does anyone else admire Chris?

[Chris Watarimono]

Well, should people admire me, myself, and I? XD

-Chris R.

[Mega Horny]

Hmm, perhaps he will not be as admired now that the public knows about his severe schizophrenia?

[Inferno_Dragon]

What is wrong with people with schizophrenia?

[Chris Watarimono]

What makes you think I have schizophrenia? Is it the bizzare way I laugh, yes?

-Chris R.

[Mega Horny]

Perhaps it is due to the fact that you refer to yourself as Me, myself and I? Maybe I find your laughter incredibly cool? Bwahahahahahaha?

[Ghost]

Why is your name mega horny?

[Fett One]

Why do people keep changing the topic when it is specificly stated in the rules to stay on topic?

[Mega Horny]

Perhaps because it not only applies as a clever parody of a pokemon attack, but also a detailed description of my personality?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Why do you need a detailed personality? Aren't you simply a person that can't stay to one topic?

[Chris Watarimono]

Then what was the original topic in the first place?

-Chris R.

[Mega Horny]

Isn't that a bit rude Crazy Elf Boy? Perhaps you would like to settle this in battle, and see who comes out on top? I can tell you, this isnt the first fight i've picked in the question thread, now is it?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Mega Horny, when did you pick a fight in the Questions Only Thread? And can you describe this fight for those of us who weren't paying attention?

[Fett One]

Wasn't it only a verbal fight?

[Mega Horny]

You have not heard of the time Bombman was ticking me off, so i challenged him to an ASB battle which is still in progress?

[Blademaster]

Who's winning?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Blademaster, why would care if someone is winning?

[Fett One]

Don't other people care? Since that battle is occuring on a message board, doesn't that make it count as a verbal fight?

[Knight of Time]

Isn't it best that a fight not be mentioned here at all? Shouldn't things not related to PCG also not be in this topic?

[Mega Horny]

Then what sort of questions do you suggest we ask? So, how many times have you posted in PCG today? Is that not a bit boring?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Weren't you going to fight me?

[Mega Horny]

Shouldn't I wait until I have an open slot?

[Ghost]

Why should that matter? If you really want to fight, can't you do it right now?

[Mega Horny]

How do you suggest i do so?

[Fett One]

Why not just write him a nasty pm? Wouldn't that do the trick?

[Knight of Time]

Wouldn't sending a nasty PM get you into trouble?

[Fett One]

True, but wouldn't it still be one way of getting a fight started?

[Mega Horny]

Perhaps i've already tried the nasty pm idea?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Mega Horny, how do we know you sent him or her a nasty PM?

[Fett One]

Why don't we just ask Crazy Elf Boy to confirm it?

[Mega Horny]

What if Crazy Elf Boy was not the one I sent a nasty pm to?

[Fett One]

Then who did you send it to?

[Knight of Time]

Wouldn't the new person to get a nasty PM be upset about it?

[mr_pikachu]

Why did you send me that nasty PM, Mega Horny? Is it just in your nature to be incredibly rude and obnoxious?

[Saffire Persian]

Mega Horny rude and obnoxious? How did you come to that conclusion?

[mr_pikachu]

Did I not mention the horrid PM?

[Knight of Time]

Do you realize you actually made two posts with only one poster between them? Aren't two or more people always supposed to post here before someone else can post here again?

[mr_pikachu]

Don't you know that this game is an exception to that rule?

[Inferno_Dragon]

How can this game be an exception to the rule?

[mr_pikachu]

Haven't you read past rule eight of the Games section in the PCG Rules (http://www.pokemasters.net/forums/index.php?topic=43499.0)?

[Fett One]

What is it with people and not reading the rules?

[Saffire Persian]

Yes, can someone explain that to us?

[Chris Watarimono]

Where is this infraction of the rule that everyone's talking about all of a sudden?

-Chris R.

[Mega Horny]

Mr. Pikachu, what would give you the idea that you were the one I sent the pm to?

[Fett One]

Why would he lie about it?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Why wouldn't he lie about it?

[Mega Horny]

Wouldn't I know who I sent the pm to? And why is the discussion usually centered around me? Perhaps because i am completely awesome?

[Fett One]

Isn't it because you keep making yourself the center of attention?

[Mega Horny]

Is it necessary for you to constantly stray off topic?

[Inferno_Dragon]

What is wrong with Fett one constantly straying off topic?

[Saffire Persian]

Was he even going off topic?

[Mega Horny]

Why do you have something against me, SP?

[Saffire Persian]

And if I do? =p

[Mega Horny]

Isn't it stated in the rules that everything in this thread must be in question form?

[Fett One]

MG, how was my response to you off topic? Why do you suspect Saffire Persian of having something against you? Why are you stating a rule that hasn't been broken by anyone yet?

[Mega Horny]

=p
?

^? breaking of rules...?

And who is MG?

[Ghost]

So Mega Horny, how is your Sex life?

Or, was it KoL i was going to talk about?

[Knight of Time]

Who on earth is KoL? Don't you mean KoT, or yours truly? Did you get a little mixed up?

[Mega Horny]

Did you ever consider he was referring to Kingdom of Loathing, quite the cool MMORPG? And also Ghost, did you think anyone else would get it, it being an inside joke?

[Inferno_Dragon]

What if I didn't get it? Does that mean I am not popular?

[Mega Horny]

Has anyone noticed that I begin the majority of my questions with perhaps?

[Inferno_Dragon]

How many times have you started a question with the word perhaps, MH? Can I call you MH insted of spelling out your whole screen name? Would that be a problem?

[Mega Horny]

Wouldn't it be more convenient to call me by my IRL name, so that i am not confused with 'Much Hunger?'

[Knight of Time]

How can anyone here call you by your real name if not everyone knows what it is?

[Mega Horny]

Shouldn't one know what my real name is?

[Knight of Time]

Wouldn't a person only know your name if you told it to them, or if someone else told them your name?

[Mega Horny]

Hasn't Blademaster already announced my real name several times in this very thread?

[Saffire Persian]

But what if we're too lazy to go back and look at it? Won't you just tell us now?

[Mega Horny]

Perhaps I don't want you to know my real name?

[Saffire Persian]

Really? But have you not already stated it many times in this thread? If so, why would typing it up now be of any problems?

[Mega Horny]

Why you gotta be a hatah?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Would Saffire Persian be a hatah? What signs of anger do you see in Saffire Persian?

[Mega Horny]

Does her avatar not look ready to pounce upon my soft buttocks?

[Cheesey]

Is it your intention to make it seem like you WANT that to happen?!

[Mega Horny]

Didn't you know I already have a girlfriend who does those types of things for me?

[Fett One]

Mega Horny did you know you are breaking the rules by posting more than 5 times in a 24 hour period? Do you really enjoy having a girlfriend that is angry at you and likes to beat you on your butticks?

Cheesey, how have you been? Where have you been since it has been awhile since you've played this game or any other game here for that matter?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Why does Mega Horny always break the rules?

[Cheesey]

Do you think Mega Horny tries to be a rebel? And some sort of masochist?! :P

Jeff, didn't you know that I'd simply been away concentrating on exams and sorting other things in my life out? Are you all glad I'm back now?

[Blademaster]

How can I be glad you're back if I don't even know you, Cheesey?

[Cheesey]

Then can't you be glad that you're getting to know a new person?

[Knight of Time]

Isn't is always nice to get to know someone new, even if they aren't new to others, among myself?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Wouldn't it be nice to have someone new here? Wouldn't that make things interesting?

[Fett One]

Are you saying that things are getting boring the way they are?

[Knight of Time]

Do you think that any of us get bored playing this game? Was it meant to be something to possibly ease bordom in someone?

[Fett One]

Aren't all games meant to ease boredom?

[Knight of Time]

Wouldn't some games probably get boring after playing them for a while?

[Ghost]

Why would a game possibly get boring? Isn't it fun to play the same thing over and over and over?

[Mega Horny]

What did I miss?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Couldn't you read back a couple posts to see what happened?

[Mega Horny]

Did you ever consider that I might be too lazy?

[Fett One]

Why don't you over come the laziness?

[Mega Horny]

Why don't you learn to spell?

[mr_pikachu]

Do you expect non-Fanficcers to be perfect spellers, MH? Aren't the masters of Fanfic the only TPMers who are capable of such a feat?

[darktyranitar]

Could it be that he's a perfectionist?

[mr_pikachu]

Is his own spelling perfect?

[Inferno_Dragon]

What really defines perfection?

[Mega Horny]

Why don't you look it up?

[mr_pikachu]

Isn't perfection an abstract concept?

[Mega Horny]

Yes, but in what way does that determine whether it appears in a dictionary or not?

[mr_pikachu]

Wouldn't it limit the precision of any definition?

[Mega Horny]

How does Pikachu's cane spin around its wrist when its arm is completely still?

[Fett One]

Mega Horny, can you please stop changing the subject?

[Mega Horny]

Couldn't you have asked nicely?

[mr_pikachu]

Would a nicely-asked question have emphasized the point appropriately?

[Mega Horny]

Are all Tauros protestant?

[Fett One]

Is there a reason why keep changing the subject? Do you realize that you are breaking the rules of this game by doing so?

[Mega Horny]

I was just wondering, I mean that fact never really was explained in the anime, was it?

[mr_pikachu]

Do Pokemon even have religious beliefs?

[Mega Horny]

Isn't Medicham as Muslim and Whiscash a Quaker?

[Inferno_Dragon]

How would you know that, Mega Horny?

[Mega Horny]

Can't you tell by their appearance and the way they act?

[Everoy]

The way who acts? Don't you think you're being a bit too confusing?

[Mega Horny]

The way belgians act, you know, right? Why don't you ask MLG?

[Fett One]

Weren't you talking about pokemon not Belgians?

[Mega Horny]

Speaking of Diamond and Pearl, did you hear about the new pseudo-Marowak they released?

[Knight of Time]

Why would there be a psuedo version of a Pokemon, especially if I haven't seen its picture yet? How would I see this new Pokemon's picture in the first place?

[Mega Horny]

well, why don't you ask Kev?

[Everoy]

How should I know? Am I even in this conversation? Where are you taking me? Why am I in this handbasket?

[Fett One]

How can't you tell if you are involved in the conversation?

[Mega Horny]

Didn't you tell me about the new poke in the first place?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Are you sure he or she told you? Could it be that you thought they told you when you imagined it in the first place?

[mr_pikachu]

Does MH frequently hallucinate?

[Fett One]

Should MH be locked up if he is hallucinating?

[mr_pikachu]

Are hallucinations grounds for committal?

[Mega Horny]

Must I quote Kev himself?

[mr_pikachu]

Is that really necessary?

[Mega Horny]

Well, seeing as you don't believe me, wouldn't that be a good idea?

[Fett One]

Whats the quote?

[Mega Horny]

there are some new pokes, one of which with sharp stick as a weapon


..?

[mr_pikachu]

Where was your question, MH?

[Mega Horny]

Did you not see it?

[Ghost]

Is it in invisible text?

[Mega Horny]

Isn't your name William?

[mr_pikachu]

How would you know that?

[Mega Horny]

Perhaps because he told me?

[mr_pikachu]

Why would he trust you with such personal information?

[Mega Horny]

perhaps because I am the man?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Are you sure you are the man?

[mr_pikachu]

Are you even old enough to be a man, MH?

[Fett One]

How old is he?

[Mega Horny]

Bill? He's 13.

[Everoy]

Does it count if not everything someone says is a question?

[Mega Horny]

Are all Tauros protestant?

[Fett One]

Does it count if not everything someone says is a question?


Didn't you know that that counts as breaking the rules? MH, is there a reason why you keep breaking the rules?

[Mega Horny]

Perhaps I'm not 'breaking thr rules,' but rather, expanding your horizons?

[Blademaster]

Now, why didn't I think of that?

[Mega Horny]

Perhaps because the previously discussed act never occurs in your prescence?

[Blademaster]

How do you know I wasn't watching from someplace else? Or maybe that I had a scout watching you guys for me?

[mr_pikachu]

If that was true, would you really be "present," Blademaster?

And MH, would you be surprised if Fett tells the mods about you breaking the rules of his game?

[Mega Horny]

What would it matter, seeing as you're a mod and you've been here the whole time?

[Blademaster]

But what if I was here the whole time and just hiding somewhere so as not to be seen?

[Mega Horny]

Are all whiscash quaker?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Why do you always break the rules by changing the topic, MH? Is it because you are avoiding the questions people are asking you?????????????????

[mr_pikachu]

What would it matter, seeing as you're a mod and you've been here the whole time?

Don't you know that, since I'm not a PCG mod, I have no authority in this game?

[Knight of Time]

You guys realize that there are no guys modding PCG right now? Did anyone also realize that some forums here are modded by guys and not girls, or girls and not guys?

[Everoy]

Why can't I mod PCG? Am I not good enough for you?

[Knight of Time]

Are you active enough in PCG? Shouldn't you also consider you returned to TPM weeks ago? Besides, wouldn't PCG or even Adopted/Captured Pokemon not necessarily need a new mod right now?

[Mega Horny]

Is anyone going to answer my question?

[Everoy]

Are you going to stop being such a pest?

[Mega Horny]

If you keep this up, did you ever consider that I might stop reffing your match as quickly, regardless of whether my busy schedule continues or not?

[Everoy]

Do you realize that no longer reffing my match for such a reason will result in an inquiry and possibly your removal from the reffing business?


(Ouch, run-on question...)

[mr_pikachu]

Are you willing to accept such a harsh fate, MH?

[Mega Horny]

Heh, couldn't I just say I was busy and hire a subref? They would finish the match, but I WOULD RECIEVE all points, no?

[Fett One]

Wouldn't you rather earn the points as opposed to getting them for doing nothing?

[Mega Horny]

Would I receive the points if I hadn't already earned them?

[mr_pikachu]

If you don't finish what you started, are you really earning your reward?

[Mega Horny]

Are all tauros protestant?

[mr_pikachu]

Why do you keep doing that?

[Mega Horny]

No one has yett answered it, have they?

[mr_pikachu]

Isn't that because you're only using it to divert attention from the topic of discussion?

[Mega Horny]

huh?

[mr_pikachu]

Aren't you just repeatedly changing the subject? Why should anyone answer your questions if you don't answer theirs?

[Mega Horny]

Could you name one question I haven't yet answered?

[mr_pikachu]

If you don't finish what you started, are you really earning your reward?

Did you answer this earlier question that I posted? Or did you ask about the religious beliefs of Tauros?

[Mega Horny]

If I answered that question, would you insult my religion?

[Fett One]

Why would he insult your religion?

[Mega Horny]

Why wouldn't he?

[mr_pikachu]

Wouldn't that be rude? And how could I insult your religion without knowing what it is?

[Mega Horny]

Arent you a rude person in general?

[Fett One]

What makes you think he is a rude person? When has he ever been rude to you?

[Mega Horny]

When [i]hasn't[i/] he ever been rude to me?

[goldenzigzagoon]

What about when he's sleeping?

[+conspiracy+]

Well, when does he sleep? WOuldn't that be the only way to know if he's rude when he sleeps? WOuldn't we have to study him at such a time?

[mr_pikachu]

Do I ever sleep? And MH, how am I rude to you? In fact, how have I ever been rude to you?

[Mega Horny]

Are you sleeping now? Aren't you alwas up at 5:00? Shouldn't you get more rest?