Re: GAME: Fortunately, Unfortunately v.5 (M.A. Zak)

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, they once again miscalculated the meteor's size.

Fortunately, once again, the meteor turned out to be smaller than the said size, and so no harm was done.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the meteor had a miniture bomb that had a enough power to wipe out all human and animalkind on Earth.

Fortunately, Bart Simpson caught it in his hand safely and sent it back into space using his slingslot.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, it landed on the moon

Fortunately, the bomb was a dud so the moon wasn't destroyed

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, it hit ET's head.

Fortunately, he was only knocked out for a few seconds.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, those two seconds allowed his enemies to capture him.

For tunally, the Skeder from Perfect Dark decided to intervene and saved E.T

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Skeder was too late

Fortunately, ET was saved by Flash

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, this kept Flash from his date.

Fortunately, he was only gone for half a second.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, she was a very impatient woman and she left right away.

Fortunately, Flash had a ex-girlfriend who was very patient and wanted to give him another chance.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, his ex-girlfriend was kidnapped by Pro. Zoom

Fortunately, Flash knew where Zoom hideout is

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, there another villain appeared before him.

Fortunately, he used his super-speed to avoid the villain from seeing him.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, Flash hit a force field wall.

Fortunately, it was only one piece so he could go around the wall.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, on the other side of the wall was an anti-speed device

Fortunately, Zoom was also effected by the anti-speed device so they could have a fair fight

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, using a laser blaster can't actually be considered "fair".

Fortunately, Flash has a laser blaster of his own.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, it malfunctioned after the first shot was fired.

Fortunately, Superman had a spare he could lend to the Flash.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, Superman decided not to since the Flash never returned his power tools.

Fortunately, the Flash returned them within a half second.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the power tools were broken

Fortunately, Flash offered to buy new ones

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, he didn't have the money.

Fortunately, Superman decided to give him a loan so he could buy those new tools.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, Superman's bank account was empty.

Fortunately, he burrowed into the earth and found a diamond.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, as they were busy, a giant asteroid was heading towards the earth (again).

Fortunately, the asteroid was actually heading towards Venus.

[SoulflameNinetales]

Unfortunately, it was worked out by sciencists that the asteriod would destroy Venus which send many chunks of rock towards Earth, utterly destroying all life.

Fortunately, they found out that one of the sciencists doing the calculations had forgot to carry the 1.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the new calculation showed that earth will be pushed out of its orbit by the destruction of Venus

Fortunately, eraths orbit will only change by a few millimeters

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, its new orbit was now in the way of another asteroid.

Fortunately, Earth gained a second new moon (for no apparent reason) which helped protect it from this new threat.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the new moon was Jupiter, so the asteroid passed straight through it.

Fortunately, the asteroid was reduced to the size of a marble by the gases.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the alien that threw the asteroid was mad that it was reduced to the size of a marble

Fortunately, the alien found another asteroid

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, that asteroid was claimed by another alien.

Fortunately, the first alien had the firepower to reclaim it back.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the alien accidentally destroyed the asteroid in the process of winning.

Fortunately, it also had the means to rebuild the destroyed asteroid.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the asteroid was rebuilt at half its original size

Fortunately, it was still a big asteroid

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, it wasn't big enough to cause a major disaster.

Fortunately, it was big enough to cause a small disaster which the alien used it to fire at the other alien's hometown which was a very small city.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the second aliens has a protective barrier around their city.

Fortunately, the barrier's power wasn't strong enough to block the impact of the asteroid.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the barrier stopped the asteroid long enough for people to evacurate

Fortunately, the people surrendered, thus ending the war between both species

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, they were promptly massacred.

Fortunately, they were French, so nobody cared.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, that wiped out all delicious French related food and products.

Fortunately, people could still really on the Italians for their delicious food.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the Italians were also wiped out

Fortunately, non-italians learned how to make italian food

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, they made it very poorly.

Fortunately, nobody knew the original well enough to tell the difference.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, a famous Italian food critic could and found that the fake Italian food was a disgrace.

Fortunately, some agents slipped in some drugs in dessert so he could no longer tell the difference anymore.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, with the critic's knocked out, then no one would know the proper way to make Italian food.

Fortunately, this doesn't bring to the desctruction world.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, it did cause the destruction of another planet

Fortunately, through the use of time travel everything was returned back to normal

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, building the universal time machine was extremely expensive.

Fortunately, the time travel also reversed the costs!

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, it then re-reversed the costs so the time machine costs 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000 dollars or whatever the alien currency is.

Fortunately, they had a mineral that could be sold for that amount.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, no one wanted to buy the mineral

Fortunately, the mineral was could be used to produce very cheap food

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the cheap food was toxic.

Fortunately, people realized the meaning of the phrase "you get what you pay for" very quickly.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, they didn't learn too quickly because they all died from the toxic food.

Fortunately, in a parallel universe, everything was normal and peaceful.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Galactus decided to visit the parallel universe

Fortunately, the Fantastic Four of the parallel universe were able to defeat Galactic

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the evil force of mr_pikachu then came!

Fortunately, Blademaster arrived to defeat him!

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, mr_pikachu is immune to Blademaster's whining!

Fortunately, he isn't immune to Blademaster's plasma cannon.

[SoulflameNinetales]

Unfortunately, the plasma cannon was broken

Fortunately, I could fix it :)

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, it was mysteriously tampered by another mysterious person that made it fire on me, Inferno_Dragon.

Fortunately, I had the ability to summon a spell that reflects the attack back at the mysterious person.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the mysterious person was you... from the future! :eek:

Fortunately, the future you was evil, so good prevailed!

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Inferno_Dragon went insane from knowing that he killed his future self

Fortunately, this is how his future self become evil so he was always destined to kill his future self

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, by killing his future effect, it caused a ripple in time causing chaos everywhere.

Fortunately, I had a portable time watch to re-correct the mistake I had just made.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, it was destroyed via the butterfly effect.

Fortunately, the horrid movie The Butterfly Effect was also erased from history.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, I didn't know what a Butterfly effect is.

Fortunately, no one cared.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, one person cared.

Fortunately, the one person was bribed with chocolate so he didn't care anymore.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, that person is allergic to chocolate

Fortunately, he didn't eat it

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, he then gave it to his chocolate-allergic neighbour.

Fortunately, he never liked his neighbour anyway.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, other people liked him.

Fortunately, they hallucinated that he was still present to compensate for his death.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, their hallucinations caused them to kill each other.

Fortunately, one of the victims survived to write a book about this terrible ordeal.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, no one would buy the book.

Fortunately, no harm was done (yet).

[Blademaster]

Unfortunately, the employees at the company that published the book started beating citizens with pogo sticks and support beams because nobody bought the book.

Fortunately, a turtle from the ghetto got bored and decided to buy the book.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, turtles can't read so it really didn't matter.

Fortunately, a helpful citizen helped the turtle be able to read (as well as mutating him to be a kick-ass superhero.)

[Blademaster]

Unfortunately, said citizen, turtle, and Inferno_Dragon were sued by Mirage Studios.

Fortunately, the citizen, turtle, and Dragon are all broke, so they didn't lose anything.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, they then lose all of their belongings, which consist of their house and some other necessities.

Fortunately, someone was kind enough to give them a hefty amount of money.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the person had evil intentions.

Fortunately, the two people and creature were smart enough to outwite the evil person.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the evil person had a backup plan

Fortunately, the backup plan failed because someone over slept

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, that has nothing to do with the evil person's plan.

Fortunately, the two people and the turtle were smart enough to run before the evil man could do anything to them.

[Blademaster]

Unfortunately, they were running up a sandy hill, so they couldn't move that fast.

Fortunately, the money they were given was enough to buy a dune buggy.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the dune buggy broke down.

Fortunately, Inferno_Dragon could turn into a real dragon and fly the two out of harm's way.

[SoulflameNinetales]

Unfortunately, a futuristic dragon slayer came flying along with a jetpack and killed Inferno_Dragon with a light saber.

Fortunate, all the passengers had parachutes

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, they were shoot by some random snipers.

Fortunately, they fell towards a trampoline below.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the trampoline was rigged with explosives once someone landed on it.

Fortunately, the passengers wore protective suits that protected them from the explosions.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the protective suits were faulty

Fortunately, the passengers were protected well enough to survive

[SoulflameNinetales]

Unfortunately, they were hurt really badly

Fortunately, they all had the best health insurance money can buy

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, their health insurance was canceled.

Fortunately, they had a back-up health insurance plan.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they had to wait 90 days before they can use the back-up health insurance plan

Fortunately, the hospital was willing to wait

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, they (the people and the turtle) can't. And they're dying!

Fortunately, they were then fully recovered when someone gave them a vial of serum.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the serum was really truth serum which made them reveal everything including all the crimes they committed.

Fortunately, the hospital realized their mistake, gave them the real serum and ignored what happened in the past two hours.

[Blademaster]

Unfortunately, the hospital was wire-tapped by the police.

Fortunately, the police who were supposed to be listening were instead munching bear claws at Dunkin' Donuts.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the police had heart attacks from eating too many bear claws

Fortunately, the hospital accepted the police

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the hospital kicked them out when they found the hospital was wire-tapped by them.

Fortunately, the police knew of another hospital that would accept them and this hospital wasn't wire-tapped.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, it was filled with terrorists instead.

Fortunately, the terrorists are either too injured or too sick to really care about the police.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the cops did care

Fortunately, the cops decided to give the terrorists a chance to surrender

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the terrorists didn't want to surrender.

Fortunately, due to the situation, they decided to surrender because they realized that it wouldn't be worth it to cause a confrontation.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the police thought their white flag was a weapon of mass destruction.

Fortunately, they were right (to the terrorists' surprise)!

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, for the terrorist the weapon proved to be a dud

Fortunately, the weapon was a dud

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the terrorist's weapon, which they thought was a dud, exploded which caused the building to collapse.

Fortunately, one person survived to live to tell the tale.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, he can't tell the story because his mouth was injured badly due to the explosion.

Fortunately, he can still type the story into his computer for others to see.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, his computer broke

Fortunately, got a new computer

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, that computer broke.

Fortunately, he had a friend that had a computer that he could borrow.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, his friend then stole back the computer, and he then claimed the story that was written by his friend as his work.

Fortunately, there was a blackout just as he was posting the story at the internet.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, he had a back-up disk so he can send it to all the major newspapers.

Fortunately, the best friend knew about this and stole the back-up disc before his other friend could claim credit.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the friend has a back-up disk for the back-up disk

Fortunately, he couldn't remember where he put it

[darktyranitar]

Unfortuantely, his cat knew where it is.

Fortunately, his cat couldn't talk!

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, it was really one of the Somas in their animal form and would soon be able to transform into a human so he could tell where the back-up of the back-up disk was.

Fortunately, Torhu was there to make sure that the human stayed a cat as long as she could keep hugging him.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the cat then scratched her.

Fortunately, she still hold on to the cat.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the cat scratched her again.

Fortunately, she found a box to put the cat in so she wouldn't get scratched a third time

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, it didn't matter because the cat was infected with a terrible disease that would kill a person if they were scratched by the infected animal or cat in this case.

Fortunately, the girl had the antidote to every disease on her just in case this sort of thing happened.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, this was a new disease that currently has no cure.

Fortunately, the girl has an amazingly strong immunity.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, her immunity only slowed down the effects of teh disease

Fortunately, this exact scenerio happened in an episode of Batman:TAS so she knew how to proceed with finding the cure

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, she never really saw the episode so she was in the dark on how to find the disease.

Fortunately, she had all the episodes on video just in case this sort of thing happened.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, her VCR player was broken.

Fortunately, her neighbour have a working VCR player, and they are willing to lend it to her.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the neighbors VCR got stolen

Fortunately, the VCR was insured so the insurance company payed for a new one

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, that insurance was invalid so they could never get that new VCR.

Fortunately, they had a DVD and the whole Batman: The Animated Series on DVD.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, they preferred to watch Superman.

Fortunately, they learned to live with not getting what they wanted.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Mayor Adam West refused to live that way

Fortunately, he spent millions of dollars to find a solution to this problem

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, Meg Griffin found about this and decided to print an article about it.

Fortunately, Peter Griffin replaced Meg's article with an article saying how gay Luke Perry is.

(Sorry, I couldn't resist.)

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, this doesn't help the girl (way up in those previous post) in any way.

Fortunately, no one cares about her anyway.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Quagmrie took an interest in the girl

Fortunately, the girl was smart enough to run away from Quagmrie

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, Quagmire was smart enough to stop the girl.

Fortunately, a magician turned Quagmire into the pokemon Quagmire so he would forgot about chasing the girl.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, Inferno_Dragon misspelled "Quagsire" as "Quagmire".

Fortunately, this didn't tick off the people who translated the English name for Pokemon.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, it ticked off the pokemon fans

Fortunately, they were easily distracted by a rattata that walked by

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, I ate........................it...........hey I was hungry..................

Fortunately, I didn't get lynched by 10,000 raving pokemon fans for eating an endangered species.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, you got sick.

Fortunately, the hospital is just a one minute walk from where you are.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Crazy Elf Boy was too sick to walk to the hospital

Fortunately, an ambulance that was driving by stopped to pick him up

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, The ambulance fell off a cliff

Fortunately, I was saved by a Skarmory

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, you were too heavy for the Skarmory.

Furtunately, the Skarmory managed to drop you on the hospital.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Skarmory dropped Crazy Elf Boy from 200 ft above the hospital

Fortunately, he was wearing a parachute

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately he landed on rocks

Fortunately he broke through the rocks

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, one of the rocks had a really sharp point that punctured his skin causing him to bleed a lot.

Fortunately, I came along and was able to help him into the hospital where he could get immediate medical attention.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, you got sued for moving a body without having any kind of medical training

Fortunately, since the guys life was saved by you moving the body the lawsuit was dropped

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the guy got meningitis from the cut and had to be hospitalized for over a decade.

Fortunately, his family visited him every day.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, it was only his son because the others were too busy.

Fortunately, he had enough equipment so that the others could be there despite their busy schedules.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they chose to ignore the equipment

Fortunately, he got a court order that made his family come visit him at least once a week

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, his family ignored the court order.

Fortunately, they were arrested and sentenced to house arrest... in his house!

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, he then died as his family finally paid him a visit.

Fortunately, he died peacefully.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, that only lasted 5 seconds.

Fortunately, within the 5 seconds, some scientists found a magical person by the name of mr_pikachu who could grant them wishes thanks to his exposure of playing the game Twisted Wishes too many times.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, mr_pikachu didn't want to grant any wishes.

Fortunately, he didn't have a choice.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, he then twisted all their wishes.

Fortunately, it make a great show for all of us to see at the Twisted Wish game.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he then started to twist the wishes of the people watching

Fortunately, those people didn't end up dead

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, some stupid idiot wished that he was the only person alive so everybody died.

Fortunately, Jorgen Von Strangle decided to unwish the idiots wish and beat the idiot (plus mr_pikachu) to a bloody pulp.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the idiot turns out to be you.

Fortunately, Jorgen Von Strangle was forgiving.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he wasn't forgiving enough to forgive mr_pikachu.

Fortunately, nobody cares about mr_pikachu anyway.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, I, the idiot, cared enough about mr_pikachu so he would be spared.

Fortunately, Jorgen von Strangle had a kind heart so mr_pikachu could be spared as long as I, the idiot, sacrificed my life.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortumately, he then changed his mind and killed both Inferno_Dragon and mr_pikachu.

Fortunately, everyone else was happy with the result.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Inferno_Dragon and mr_pikachu families weren't happy with the outcome

Fortunately, Jorgen von Strangle provded them a million dollars in compensation

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, a million dollars wasn't worth much anymore because of inflation.

Fortunately, it was enough to support their extremely minimal lifestyles for the rest of their lives.

It's time for a new version. See you there!