Re: GAME: Fortunately, Unfortunately v.5 (M.A. Zak)

[mr_pikachu]

Fortunately, Unfortunately - version 5
Super Mod Approved by Zak


The rules of Fortunately, Unfortunately are pretty simple. Just continue the story with two statements. The first should start with "Unfortunately" and the second should start with "Fortunately". Here's an example of how it might work.


Unfortunately, everyone in the world became evil!

Fortunately, the evil people learned to live in peace.



Get the idea? Just continue the story, from post to post. It can go in wild and crazy directions, so be ready for some hilarity!

All other rules of PCG still apply, so be sure to read them (http://www.pokemasters.net/forums/index.php?topic=43499.0).

Let’s get it started!



Unfortunately, I don't have any Goldfish left.

Fortunately, I still have plenty of granola bars.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the granola bars taste like dog food

Fortunately, you like dog food

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, that meant that you're a dog!

Fortunately, you are a smart dog that could talk and type.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, I can only type by hitting random keys.

Fortunately, I can still speak fluently.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, it all comes out as gibberish.

Fortunately, you are really a human whose animagus form is a dog.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, you started to turn into a full-blooded dog.

Fortunately, there was a cure for this.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, I didn't have it.

Fortunately, my best friend did.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the cure is a silver bullet

Fortunately, you only need to touch the bullet

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, by touching it, it will still kill you.

Fortunately, you have protective gloves and boots to keep the silver from killing you.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, I can't be cured by touching it through a glove.

Fortunately, I can be cured by touching it through a boot!

[Jeff]

Unfortunately, you don't have a boot.
Fortunately, you know where to get one.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the boot has a huge hole in it

Fortunately, you know where to get another boot

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, I can't get there without a car.

Fortunately, my neighbor has a car.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, he refused to drive you there.

Fortunately, your mom then offered a ride.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, his mom used a stolen car

Fortunately, the owner didn't know it was stolen yet

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he found out when we ran over his foot.

Fortunately, he was in too much pain to call the police.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, a witness saw this happening.

Fortunately, a member of the mafia made the witness blind, deaf and mute so the witness couldn't testify.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the mafia wanted mr_pikachu to pay them for getting rid of the witness

Fortunately, mr_pikachu had the money they wanted

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, I lost it in a business venture.

Fortunately, I won it back by gambling.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, you lost it by gambling more.

Fortunately, you had some money saved up in a special bank account.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, his lost the account number

Fortunately, the bank has the information needed to access the account

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the teller decided to be mean and deny me a withdrawal.

Fortunately, I asked to speak with her manager.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the manager was on vacation.

Fortunately, thanks to a good Samaritan, you were able to talk to her by calling her cell phone.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, the cell phone was out of power

Fortunately, she had another one for just such an occasion

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, she refused to let me use it.

Fortunately, I stole it from her.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the police caught mr_pikachu and took him to the police station.

Fortunately, mr_pikachu could call the manager as one of his free calls.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the manager didn't answer her phone

Fortunately, mr_pikachu was allowed to make a second phone call

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, I dialed the wrong number.

Fortunately, I was reconnected to someone who could help me.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the "person" is actually a Jigglypuff!

Fortunately, the Jigglypuff was a talking one, and it soon came to help you.

[Magmar]

Unfortunately, the Jigglypuff only spoke Spanish.

Fortunately, Captain Planet speaks every langauge in the world and just happened to fly in through the vent.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unforunately, Captain Planet was too busy trying to stop an eco-terrorist and couldn't help you.

Fortunately, one of his planeteers wasn't so busy and was able to help you with your problem.

[Fett One]

Unforunately, the planeteers plan was to break mr_pikachu out of prison

Fortunately, mr_pikachu refused to go along with that plan so the police decided to give him a break and released him from prison

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortnately, the mafia promptly filled me with bullets.

Fortunately, bullets taste surprisingly tangy!

[Magmar]

Unfortunately, mr_pikachu is allergic to sugar bullets.

Fortunately, the asian water chick had hydrocortisone cream.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfornunately, the cream was a placebo and the asian water chick was run over by a tank.

Fortunately, mr_pikachu had a magical genie to get him out of this terrible situation.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the genie decided to twist my wishes.

Fortunately, I was actually willing to die to escape the situation.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they wanted to keep you alive so that they can torture you

Fortunately, they tortured you with feathers

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, mr_pikachu was very ticklish, and he then tragically died from excessive laughing.

Fortunately, he was spared from any more torturing (Wait, is that good?)

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, I was dead.

Fortunately, I was able to enjoy eternal peace.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, eternal peace was ruined by Sadam

Fortunately, Sadam decided to give up his evil ways

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, today was April Fool's and that was his joke.

Fortunately, Yugi Mutou used the Millennium Rod to make Sadam give up his evil ways.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, It turned Sadam to do Yugis bidding

Fortunately, Yugi is not evil

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, Yami (or Atem, if you prefer) was very evil.

Fortunately, Yugi crammed him back into the Millennium Puzzle.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, that left Sadam free from his control.

Fortunately, the ghost of you (mr_pikachu) came to make Sadam's life a living hell, eventually causing him to kill himself.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, it was really Sadam's clone which he had created in case this thing would happen.

Fortunately, due to a mechanism in his clone, Sadam died when his clone died.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Sadams brother took control of Iraq

Fortunately, he freed the people of Iraq

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he "freed" them into the streets of Iraq, which he promptly gassed.

Fortunately, that saved them from the deaths they would have received from repeated missile strikes.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, they still died anyway.

Fortunately, Sadam's brother was then killed by those repeated missile strike.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, Osama bin Laden took over the country in Sadam's brother place.

Fortunately, the military was finally able to arrest him.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, his case was dismissed on a minor technicality.

Fortunately, he was blown to bits as soon as he left the courtroom.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, this angered his followers

Fortunately, his followers were also blown to bits

[Ghost]

Unfortunately, They turned into Zombies.

Fortunately, He had a can of zombie repellant.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, it was empty.

Fortunately, a stranger offered to refill it.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the stranger wanted $50 for the refill

Fortunately, he had a $50 bill in his wallet

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the money was counterfeit.

Fortunately, the stranger didn't realise that.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the FBI arrested him before he could give it to the Stranger.

Fortunately, the human who was really an alien was saved by the MIB from the FBI whose plans had nothing to do with the CIA.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the alien got deported from earth

Fortunately, the alien wanted to go home anyway

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he got deported into a black hole.

Fortunately, it actually warped him back home instantly!

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, before he could arrive back home, the black hole became unstable and tore him apart.

Fortunately, no one care about the alien's death because it was almost time for the new year to ring in.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the alien carries an important knowledge on a cure for AIDS.

Fortunately, people in the new year had know found a cure to AIDS.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, they forgot what the cure was.

Fortunately, it had been written down.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, it was written in invisible ink.

Fortunately, one of the scientist had a solution to make any writing in invisible ink visible.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, someone then accidentally poured water on the paper.

Fortunately, the paper was waterproof.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the ink wasn't waterproof.

Fortunately, the writing was still almost legible.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the only person who could read it was asleep

Fortunately, someone woke the person up

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, he was then shot by a random hitman.

Fortunately, paramedic managed to save him.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he was completely paralyzed and therefore rendered unable to communicate in any way.

Fortunately, someone knew a psychic who could read minds.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the psychic got shot by the same hitman.

Fortunately, they got a replacement psychic and they also captured the hitman.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the hitman was none other than John F. Kennedy

Fortunately, Kennedy explained how he is still alive

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, it didn't make any logical sense.

Fortunately, when he saw our incredulous looks, he explained who he really was...

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, everytime he tried to explain who he was, he got interupted. (This comes from a plot from Cromartie High where this one student tried to tell his name but every time something or someone interrupted him.)

Fortunately, he had access to a blimp with one of the rolling messages to tell everyone who he was.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the blimp was shot down.

Fortunately, people managed to read the message prior before the blimp's destruction.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, they promptly forgot what it said.

Fortunately, a man in a top hat reminded them.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the man was insane so nobody listened to what he had to say

Fortunately, a homeless woman was willing to listen to him

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the homeless lady was deaf.

Fortunately, she had a friend that knew sign language that could tell her what the man said.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, she read the sign language wrongly.

Fortunately, someone then kindly wrote the message for her to see.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the writing was so sloppy that no one could read it

Fortunately, someone else offered to rewrite the message

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the person wrote it in Japanese.

Fortunately, someone who know Japanese writing was able to translate the writing for the lady.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the translation was in Spanish.

Fortunately, the lady could read Spanish.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the lady couldn't speak spanish

Fortunately, they had a computer that could do it

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the computer was attacked by virus just when they were using it.

Fortunately, the computer was installed with the latest anti-virus program.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, it was Norton Anti-Virus, which was totally useless against the threat.

Fortunately, Norton managed to quarantine itself, so at least it couldn't do any harm.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, during the quarantine, it got infected by a virus so it started spew more viruses across the net.

Fortunately, Ash and Company were able to go inside the net to stop these viruses. (In the imfamous banned episode, they did go inside a computer.)

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, they couldn't beat the virus.

Fortunately, someone managed to "save" them into his computer before the virus had a chance to delete them (considering that they are now no more than fragments of data).

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, that computer was infected, so the files were corrupted!

Fortunately, Ashachu was actually pretty cool.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, His name was very confusing

Fortunately, They returned them back to normal

[darktyranitar]

Unfortuantely, as "normal" as they can be, they're still trapped in the PC!

Fortunately, someone then "downloaded" them out of the PC.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, it was Bill, who downloaded them so that he could recombine them!

Fortunately, since they formed a different combination this time, Bill gave the new creation a shorter and simpler name, "Pikash."

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, everyone hated Bill for giving them that name.

Fortunately, Steven Hawking was able to put both Pikachu and Ash back to normal so he could download them out of the internet and into the real world.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Ash lost his hat on the internet

Fortunately, Steven Hawking had a brand new hat waiting for Ash

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, this was all only a dream, as Stephen Hawking has long died.

Fortunately, the real world is pretty exciting too.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, it's not as exciting as the dream.

Fortunately, we all decided to go back to sleep.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, we all found out we have insomonia.

Fortunately, we all knew the recipe for hot milk which can put a person to sleep. (I think that is true.)

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, everyone was out of milk

Fortunately, there was a conveniance store across the street

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, it was sold out.

Fortunately, the owner had a cow.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the cow would not give any milk anymore.

Fortunately, the owner had a large supply of tea to put the people asleep.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, It was cursed and put them into a deep sleep

Fortunately, Rhino singing is quite loud

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the people were all deaf.

Fortunately, the rhino also shook the ground.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the people can't feel when they are asleep.

Fortunately, someone found a way to get rid of the curse.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, that person made the curse even worse.

Fortunately, someone helped the person and made it better again.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the people were still asleep

Fortunately, they woke up after a hour

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, they were only half-awake.

Fortunately, there was a coffee shop nearby.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the coffee don't have the "kick".

Fortunately, another shop offered a better coffee.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, that shop sold the coffee at too high a price

Fortunately, the shop owner was feeling generous so he gave them the coffee for 50% off

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the people didn't have any money.

Fortunately, the owner let the people set up a tab.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he had brutish goons ready to beat up the customers if they didn't settle their tab within a week.

Fortunately, they were prepared to flee the country.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the airport went out of business so they couldn't flee the country

Fortunately, they can still take a boat

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the boat was old and leaks every 5 minutes.

Fortunately, one of the people fleeing the country was a shipmaker.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the shipmaker was incompetent at fixing existing ships.

Fortunately, a shipfixer was also on board the sinking craft.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the shipfixer lost both of his hands the day before

Fortunately, his apprentance can fix the boat

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the apprentice was blind.

Fortunately, the apprentice's apprentice was there to help him.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the apprentice's apprentice was dead.

Fortunately, the apprentice's apprentice's apprentice fixed the boat.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he fixed the wrong boat

Fortunately, the coast gaurd saved the sinking boat

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, it saved the boat, not the people.

Fortunately, the people were sent to heaven

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, St. Michael was drunk, so he sent them to hell as a joke.

Fortunately, Satan didn't want such pure souls contaminating his domain, either.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they weren't allowed back into heaven

Fortunately, they formed their own heaven

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, their heaven threatened the actual heaven so they got attacked.

Fortunately, one of the person who died was a general and he was able to save their heaven from the actual heaven.

[Master Rudy]

Unfortunately the general was Hitler
Fortunately General Ulyless(sp?) Grant stood up to save everyone

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, he screwed up.

Fortunately, some of the people managed to escape.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, they fell down a bottomless pit.

Fortunately, Superman saved them all from being tortured by falling forever down a bottomless pit.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he saved them from the torture by killing them.

Fortunately, his laser vision made their deaths quick and painless.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the people didn't die from his laser vision since he doesn't have laser vision

Fortunately, his heat vision was able to quickly kill the people

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, he was all out of gas to power is heat vision

Fortunately, A sword and superspeed cleans up fast

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, his sword was rubber.

Fortunately, he could still use it to induce blunt force trauma.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, he accidently melted the rubber sword with his heat vision while he was trying to save the victims.

Fortunately, it rained swords for Superman to use.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, there were too many swords for Superman to catch

Fortunately, Green Latern arrived to backup Superman

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, Green Latern was evil.

Fortunately, his brother Green Lantern arrived to stop him.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, a villian with a Yellow Ring came to stop Green Lanturn's Brother.

Fortunately, Batman came along to defeat the Yellow Ringed Villian.

[Master Rudy]

Unfortunately the villian was Sauron
Fortunately for everyone Gandalf the White didn't show up early nor did he arrive late. He came to save everyone precisly when he meant to

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he meant to come after the battle was over so that he wouldn't have to fight.

Fortunately, the forces of good won anyway!

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, they won too late because Saruman had a back-up plan.

Fortunately, Gandalf knew about Saruman's back-up plan and stopped it.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Saruman had a back-up plan for his back-up plan.

Fortunately, Gandalf also knew about the back-up plan for the back-up plan.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he was unable to stop the backup of the backup plan.

Fortunately, being doused in nacho cheese actually wasn't that bad.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, Gandalf was allergic to nacho cheese.

Fortunately, Aragorn had the remedy for it right away.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the remedy takes 1 hour to take effect

Fortunately, Gandalf can wait that long

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, his body can't wait that long.

Fortunately, by sheer will power, his body can wait!

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, while his body can wait, his mind went insane.

Fortunately, Legolas knew of a good mental clinic.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, Sauron burned it down.

Fortunately, the doctors were still alive.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Sauron wiped the doctors of their memories

Fortunately, the doctors can regain their memories by eating a special mushroom

[SoulflameNinetales]

Unfotunately, the mushroom also caused servere stomach cramps

Fortunately, Despite the horrible cramps, the doctors could still treat Gandalf

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, they treated Gandalf poorly.

Fortunately, they still cured him.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, Gandalf got got his hand amputated.

Fortunately, he received a new, cool bionic arm that could shoot bullets!

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, it shot rubber bullets.

Fortunately, the rubber bullets were curse with a powerful spell which caused terrible pain when the bullet impacted one's flesh.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Gandalf accidently shot Frodo

Fortunately, people were glad that Frodo was now in terrible pain

[SoulflameNinetales]

Unfortunately, Frodo tried to commited suicide because of the pain.

Fortunately, Frodo failed because someone replaced Sting with a smelly fish beforehand.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, he then decided to jump off from the edge from a cliff.

Fortunately, the cliff was only two feet tall.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, he fell into a pit of sharp spikes and died.

Fortunately, Samwise took over as the main character of the story.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, Samwise is lame.

Fortunately, he possesses the strength of high loyalty.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, that doesn't help him win fist fights

Fortunately, he is armed with brass knuckles

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, those brass knuckles will break when he uses them the first time.

Fortunately, he has the ring of Orichalcos, which is 10 times powerful than Sauron's One Ring.

[SoulflameNinetales]

Unfortunately, it corrupts 10 times faster the Sauron's One Ring

Fortunately, he was only planning to use it for a very short time.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, he overused it.

Fortunately, he managed to kill his enemies.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, it resurrected his enemies and made them stronger.

Fortunately, a rogue nuclear missile wiped them out while saving Samwise thanks to his protective nuclear suit.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Samwise fell into the ocean and drowned because the nuclear suit weighed him down

Fortunately, Aquaman saved Samwise

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he could only save Samwise's corpse, as the boy was dead from drowning.

Fortunately, this allowed him to have a proper funeral.

[SoulflameNinetales]

Unfortunately, a necromancer got to his body first and raised him as a zombie

Fortunately, someone shot the necromancer

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, he managed to resurrect Samwise.

Fortunately, the zombie is pretty harmless.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, it was still annoying.

Fortunately, a group of villagers locked it in a cage.

[SoulflameNinetales]

Unfortunately, the cage was made of breadsticks

Fortunately, the zombie was allergic to bread.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, this attracted other zombies that loves breadstick.

Fortunately, the zombies are vegetarian.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, they thought that humans were made of lettuce.

Fortunately, we doused ourselves with cow blood so that they couldn't eat us.

[SoulflameNinetales]

Unfortunately, the blood attracted vampires

Fortunately, the villagers all had silver crosses and wooden stakes

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, they were fake sold by a merchant who sold stuff cheap. (On going joke in the Nuclear Power Comic Strip.)

Fortunately, Van Helsing came by and gave the villagers real silver crosses and wooden stakes.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, they needed wooden crosses and silver stakes.

Fortunately, the local pawn shop let them make an exchange.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the pawn shop only had enough for 5 people

Fortunately, that was enough to stop the vampires

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, that wasn't enough because the vampires outnumbered them.

Fortunately, Buffy came to save the day along with Van Helsing (who felt awful for selling them cheap knock-offs)and Blade (who just came to release some anger).

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, they all demanded a lot of money to do their job.

Fortunately, the villagers have a lot of money.

[SoulflameNinetales]

Unfortunately, a rather cruel burglar stole all the money from the local bank and thier coffers, so they couldn't pay straight away.

Fortunately, one villager got a great idea how the village could pay up.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, that idea involved fire.

Fortunately, by burning the village down, they could get the money back from their insurances clauses.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the insurance company was one of the buildings that burned down so there is no way for them to collect insurance

Fortunately, Blade was anxious for a fight so he fought the vampires for free

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he refused to fight the werewolves.

Fortunately, the werewolves were quarantined by animal control.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, animal control wasn't prepared to fight werewolves.

Fortunately, Oz and Lupin were able to stop the werewolves.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, a group of zombies then came.

Fortunately, they were on the good side.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, which side was the "good side" was a matter of opinion.

Fortunately, they were on our side.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, a necromancer came along and turned them against us.

Fortunately, none of this was real and it was actually a scene for the next big monster movie.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, no one liked the movie

Fortunately, the movie was locked in a vualt so no one can ever see it again

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, someone then stole the filmstrip.

Fortunately, he only kept it to himself.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, it got destroyed in a house fire that he accidently started.

Fortunately, he stole a second copy.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, it was a bootleg copy.

Fortunately, he didn't mind the poor quality of the bootleg.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, he was busted by the police for the offence of bootlegging.

Fortunately, he managed to get a good lawyer.

[SoulflameNinetales]

Unfortunately, the lawyer couldn't speak or understand english.

Fortunately, the judge was also a great translator

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he could only translate from Klingon to Thai.

Fortunately, the lawyer knew Klingon.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the lawyer failed to prove that the said bootlegger was innocent.

Fortunately, the offender only had to pay 1 dollar to bail out.

[SoulflameNinetales]

Unfortunately, the offender needed to pay with a one of a kind silver dollar that only Bill Gates had.

Fortunately, he had thought of that earlier and made a counterfreit one.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, he lost the counterfeit one.

Fortunately, Bruce Wayne decided to pay for the guy's release.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he was called away by a "business trip."

Fortunately, the jailbird made another counterfeit silver dollar.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the judge knew it was a counterfeit

Fortunately, the judge accepted it anyway

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, he used the dollar for evil purpose.

Fortunately, buying one bubblegum wasn't so evil after all.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the gum gave the judge extraordinary powers and he decided to use those powers for evil.

Fortunately, Superman was able to beat him down while Batman found an antidote to the evil power-inducing gum.

[SoulflameNinetales]

Unfortunately, the judge had some kryptonite on him which weakened Superman.

Fortunately, Batman wasn't allergic to kryptonite.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, Batman wasn't able to beat the superpowered Judge.

Fortunately, he managed to inject the antidote to the evil power-inducing gum.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the antidote didn't work

Fortunately, the rest of the JLA arrived to help Superman and Batman

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, they got called away because of a disaster on Fafke 54.

Fortunately, the future Batman traveled back in time to help the old Batman stop this menance with incredible high-tech weapons.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, his high-tech weapons malfunctioned in the present-day world.

Fortunately, he was still a master of hand-to-hand combat.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, hand-to-hand combat was useless against the judge

Fortunately, the judge was weak against people from the future

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, that was the judge's primative form which he rose to a higher level than anyone.

Fortunately, Vegeta was able to pummel him into submission since Vegeta is invincible.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, Vegeta's invincibility only lasted for nine seconds.

Fortunately, the judge submitted in eight seconds.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, it was only a feint

Fortunately, Goku showed up to fight the judge

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the judge was a lot more stronger than he is.

Fortunately, Goku managed to defeat him by poking his eyes.

[Master Rudy]

Unfortunately the judge transformed into his final form (Oh come on! DBZ fans didn't see that one coming?! lol)
Fortunately for everyone Mystic Gohan was ready to kick some ass

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the judge blew up the planet before Gohan could do anything.

Fortunately, Goku, Vegeta and Gohan had the Dragonballs to make everything right again.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the Dragonballs were fakes.

Fortunately, they soon found the real ones.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the dragon refused to grant their wish

Fortunately, they found another set of dragonballs

[Master Rudy]

Unfortunately they were the Black Star Dragonballs
Fortunately for the DB heroes Spike and Jet loned them the Bebop so they could travel the universe and track down the BSDB's

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, they failed.

Fortunately, they kept the Bebop.

[darktyranitar]

Onfortunately, the Bebop was then stolen.

Fortunately, they managed to retrieve it in one piece.

[Fett One]

Onfortunately, the Bebop was reconfigured so it sent them to the wrong universal

Fortunately, they were able to reset the configuration

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, it sent them to the right universe but the wrong era.

Fortunately, they landed in the 21th century during a Medieval Festival.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, they were wearing the wrong clothes for the Medieval era.

Fortunately, nobody cared, since they were the only ones there.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, an asteroid was now coming towards them.

Fortunately, the Bebop was still functional.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the Bebop would start due to lack of fuel.

Fortunately, Bowser lent them the proper fuel to start the Bebop.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Bowser then stole the Bebop from them

Fortunately, Mario and Luigi arrived to battle Bowser

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, it was really Giga Bowser.

Fortunately, Mario and Luigi changed into the Metal Mario Bros.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, lightning struck them and killed them

Fortunately, Peach and Daisy were ready for battle to defeat Giga Bowser.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, Giga Bowser was far stronger than two of them.

Fortunately, a lightning then struck him, killing him on the spot.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Giga Bowser was only knocked unconscious

Fortunately, he was out long enough for the police to arrest him and send him to jail

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, they couldn't find a jail that would fit him.

Fortunately, Superman sent Giga Bowser to a dimension where he could not escape.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, Superman was also stuck in that other dimension.

Fortunately, the place wasn't so bad after all.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, that other dimension is the Phantom Zone and General Zod is currently trapped their

Fortunately, Zod didn't know that Superman was in the Phantom Zone

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the other prisoners that Superman sent there knew he was there and decided to attack to him.

Fortunately, Giga Bowser somehow drifted along and accidently blocked the attacks.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, Giga Bowser turned around and started attacking Superman.

Fortunately, he accidentally hit Spiderman instead.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the Green Goblin got mad because nobody gets to hit Spider-man but him

Fortunately, Spider-man was unharmed

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, Green Goblin still got mad and fired a bunch of ballistic weapons at Giga Bowser.

Fortunately, a Metal Box fell on Giga Bowser's head, making him metal which reflected all the attacks.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he still felt pain from them.

Fortunately, that's good, since Giga Bowser is really evil.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the missile also hits Superman.

Fortunately, they were not kryptonite-based.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, when missiles snapped apart when they hit Superman, pieces of kryptonite came out surrounding Superman.

Fortunately, the power level of the Kryptonite pieces were so weak that Superman was able to get away from them.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he collapsed as soon as he got away.

Fortunately, he had traveled a safe distance from the ensuing battle.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the battle moved in Supermans direction

Fortunately, by the time the battle reached him, he had fully recovered

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the Joker stabbed him in the back with a Kryptonite Knife.

Fortunately, Clark Kent woke up and found this was all a bad dream caused by eating Pepperoni Pizzas at Midnight.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the pepperonis contained trace amounts of kryptonite!

Fortunately, this was diluted by the pigs and insects in them.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, it still made him sick

Fortunately, he was better by the next day

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, he thought he was better when he was really worse.

Fortunately, Lois Lane was able to heal him back to health.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he did this by kissing him, which made all the kids watching the show yell "Ewwwww!"

Fortunately, it boosted the viewership of the 18-25 year old demographic by over 70%.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the network ignored this demographic and stuck with the kid demographic

Fortunately, the networm made a brand new cartoon just for the 18-25 year old demographic

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, that cartoon was canceled after the fifth episode because it wasn't doing very well.

Fortunately, they released a Special DVD edition of the TV Series with the 5 episodes plus with very "special" features.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, there was nothing really special about these "special episodes".

Fortunately, people still brought the DVD.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the people who bought the DVD wanted their money back

Fortunately, these people got their money back

[SoulflameNinetales]

Unfortunately it was all only play money.

Fortunately, everyone had a good sense of humour.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, one person didn't and decided to blow up the building where the DVD was produced.

Fortunately, he wasn't good at bomb-making and the bomb turned out to be a dud.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the man was arrested for attempted arsen

Fortunately, he got out on bail

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, he then figured how to make real bomb.

Fortunately, the police manage to bust him before he could attempt a blowing up.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, that was his twin brother who took the blame.

Fortunately, his twin brother wasn't loyal to the man and decided to tell the police everything.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, his twin brother was killed for being a snitch

Fortunately, he had a nice funeral

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he had no mourners.

Fortunately, that meant nobody was saddened by his death.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, since he was the world's greatest athlete, the whole entire world become depressed causing everything to come to a screeching halt.

Fortunately, a passing spaceship used a happy ray on the planet Earth to cheer everyone up.

[SoulflameNinetales]

Unfortunately, its effects only lasted for about a minute

Fortunately, it was long enough to cheer people up

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, they were far too happy to notice the gigantic meteor hurtling toward earth.

Fortunately, it was over 37 lightyears away.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, they miscalculated the meteor's distance.

Fortunately, the meteor turns out to be 36.9 light years away.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, a war-like alien race speed up the speed of the meteor so it would get there faster.

Fortunately, the inhabitants of Earth still had plenty of time to prepare for the disaster waiting at hand.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the inhabitants of Earth decided that they had a good run and will let the meteor hit earth and kill them all

Fortunately, the meteor broke up in earths atmosphere and when it landed it was no bigger than a Chihuahua head