<Game> Questions Only 22 (LV APPR)

[Fett One]

These are the rules:
1.- QUESTIONS ONLY - The title says it. Never say anything out of a question.
2.- Every post must be related to the previous post.
3.- Do not post more than 5 times within 24 hours.
4.- Everyone must abide by the rules of the PCG forum and TPM in general, as in all other topics.

When does school start for everybody?

[mr_pikachu]

Why do you want to know?

[Fett One]

Can't a guy be curios?

[mr_pikachu]

Are you merely curious, or is that a form of stalking?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Why would Fett One stalk anybody?

[mr_pikachu]

Wouldn't he do it for the same reason that anyone becomes a stalker?

[darktyranitar]

And what reason is that?

[mr_pikachu]

How would I know? Do you think that I'm a stalker?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Are you a stalker, mr_pikachu?

[mr_pikachu]

Why are you making such unfounded and incorrect accusations?

[Knight of Time]

Doesn't a person usually not like being accused of something they didn't do?

[darktyranitar]

So he's innocent then?

[Fett One]

Aren't all people innocent until proven guilty?

[mr_pikachu]

Why wouldn't I be innocent?

[Inferno_Dragon]

mr_pikachu, did you do something that would make you not innocent?

[Fett One]

What are the odds of mr_pikachu doing something that is wrong?

[mr_pikachu]

Wouldn't they be quite low?

[Fett One]

How low? Are the odds less than 5%?

[mr_pikachu]

How could you even suggest that they'd be anywhere near 5 percent?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Why wouldn't they be anywhere near 5 percent?

[mr_pikachu]

Don't you realize that I'm an incredibly good person?

[Fett One]

Isn't it hard to realize that you're a good person with Mega Horny constantly saying otherwise with all of the trash he has been saying about you in this game?

[Mega Horny]

Are you aware that Mr. Pikachu and i are closer than Thelma and Louise?

[Inferno_Dragon]

How do you know that you and mr_pikachu are close? Do you two actually know each other?

[Mega Horny]

Did you know that we are in fact conjoined twins?

[Fett One]

Why should we believe that?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Why wouldn't you believe it, Fett One?

[Fett One]

Do you believe that they are conjoined twins? Besides, what reason do we have for believing that they are conjoined twins?

[darktyranitar]

Because he said it?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Do you realize that was not a complete question? And how do we know that Mega Horny isn't lying?

[darktyranitar]

Don't you meant Blademaster? And what's the big deal if he's lying or not?

[Mega Horny]

Why would I lie?

[Blademaster]

Blademaster? What'd I do?

[Inferno_Dragon]

What didn't you do, Blademaster?

[Mega Horny]

Isn't the question Who didn't he do?

[Fett One]

Mega Horny, whats that suppose to mean? Also, why did you steal my avatar and title?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Fett One, why do you think he stole your avatar and title? Could it be that he is imitating you because he likes you?

[Fett One]

Then should I be flattered or creeped out?

[mr_pikachu]

Why would you be creeped out by his imitation?

[Fett One]

Wouldn't you find it a bit creepy if he did it to you?

[mr_pikachu]

What avatar could he copy? Don't you see that I don't have one?

[Fett One]

Couldn't he try copying your moderator sumbol? What would happen if he did that?

[mr_pikachu]

Wouldn't he get in trouble for impersonating a staff member?

[darktyranitar]

Do you think he would stop even if he knew he'd get into trouble?

[mr_pikachu]

Has he done so in the past?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Do you know about anything Mega Horny has done in the past, mr_pikachu?

[mr_pikachu]

How could I possibly not know?

[darktyranitar]

Does that mean that you're stalking upon him?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Why are we talking about stalking people again? Don't we know that stalking people is really really creepy?

[Fett One]

Can't some people be slow learners?

[Mega Horny]

Are you referring to Ace64?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Who is Ace64? Who are you talking about?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Why do you think Ace64 is a slow learner?

[Mega Horny]

Who ever said Trey was a slow learner?

[darktyranitar]

Then why are you refering to him in the first place? Also, why are you using other people's avatar?

[mr_pikachu]

Is he trying to get himself banned by angering the supermods?

[Inferno_Dragon]

How does angering the supermods get MH banned?

[mr_pikachu]

Couldn't enraged supermods easily ban him? What reason would they have to let him stay a member and keep annoying them?

[Fett One]

Do you know for a fact that they are enraged?

[mr_pikachu]

Weren't you enraged when he pulled his stunt with you?

[Inferno_Dragon]

What stunt are we talking about? Are we talking about the whole avatar-stealing thing?

[mr_pikachu]

To what else could we be referring?

[Mega Horny]

Perhaps the fact that I had Steve Irwin assassinated?

[mr_pikachu]

Why would you do something like that?

And if you're going to copy all sorts of junk from people, why not copy their sigs as well, MH?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Can everyone just stop paying out Steve Irwin?

[darktyranitar]

Do you dislike Steve Irwin, CEB?

[Mega Horny]

Then I wouldn't have my own sig, now would I?

[Inferno_Dragon]

What is so important about having a sig anyways?

[mr_pikachu]

Doesn't your sig display the extent of your awesomeness?

[Mega Horny]

And aren't I very, very awesome?

[Fett One]

Doesn't stealing other peoples avatars say otherwise?

[Mega Horny]

Perhaps its flattering to them?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Why would you think stealing someone's avatar is flattering?

[mr_pikachu]

Could that just be the only excuse he has left?

Why don't you copy my title and avatar, MH?

[Mega Horny]

You don't have an avatar, so wouldn't it be boring?

[Fett One]

So you won't do anything that is boring?

[Mega Horny]

yes, isn't why I have never slept with Rosie Odonnell?

[mr_pikachu]

Why do you turn everything into a hidden sexual joke, MH?

[Fett One]

Could he be trying to make up for something?

[Mega Horny]

Maybe I just like to mess with people?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Why would want to mess around iwth people?

[mr_pikachu]

Isn't that rude, MH?

[Mega Horny]

So?

[mr_pikachu]

Do you think it's wise to offend people?

[Mega Horny]

Do you think its wise to question my judgement?

[mr_pikachu]

Why would it be unwise?

[Mega Horny]

Perhaps I'll tear down your election posters?

[Fett One]

What election posters?

[mr_pikachu]

Why would you do something like that, MH? Are you really that mean?

[Mega Horny]

Are you suggesting that I'm a nice guy?

[mr_pikachu]

Do you think that would be an accurate assertion?

[Mega Horny]

Do you?

[Fett One]

Didn't he ask you first?

[Mega Horny]

Does that mean I have to answer?

[Fett One]

Why wouldn't you answer, as long as its in the form of a question?

[Mega Horny]

Why are you so annoying?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Why are YOU annoying, Mega Horny? Do you thing being annoying is fun?

[mr_pikachu]

Why would he think that?

[Fett One]

Doesn't his behavior make it look like he does think that way?

[mr_pikachu]

Didn't his last question essentially state that?

[Mega Horny]

Inferno Dragon, why are you 23 but you act like a little kid?

[mr_pikachu]

Are you trying to deflect attention from your own immaturity, MH?

[Mega Horny]

How am I immature? i act more mature than any 14 year old I know, and most people say that to me, no? Just because im younger than you doesn't mean im immature for my age, now does it?

[mr_pikachu]

What 14-year-olds think that you're mature? For that matter, what people of any age think you're mature?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Why are we talking about maturaty? Don't you think that is a little harsh, mr_pikachu? And Mega Horny, how do you know I am 23?

[Fett One]

Didn't you know that your age is listed in your profile?

[mr_pikachu]

MH, are you stalking Inferno?

[Blademaster]

Why is every other question in this game about either stalking, Mega Horny, stalking Mega Horny, or Mega Horny's stalking? Can't we focus on something a bit more... important?

[mr_pikachu]

What do you think we should talk about, then?

[Blademaster]

I don't know... how about Cherry Kool-Aid?

[mr_pikachu]

Why should we talk about that? Isn't cherry Kool-Aid a rather small and dull subject?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Haven't you seen Perfect Kirby? Don't you know that Cherry Kool-Aid is mentioned in Perfect Kirby 3?

[Mega Horny]

Brian, do you want to fight? Oh, and does Crystal Tears, Weasel Overlord, Amaru, Bulbasaur4 and Blademaster answer your question?

[mr_pikachu]

Why would I want to fight, MH? Aren't you enjoying the game?

And when did they tell you that you were mature?

[Fett One]

Why does MH keep trying to pick fights with you?

[Shadow Wolf]

Are MH and mr_pikachu "fighting buddies"?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Since when do Mega Horny and mr_pikachu fight?

[Mega Horny]

What, do you think theres one specific time they all told me so?

[mr_pikachu]

When did I say that? Wouldn't it be just as logical for them to have told you at different times? And why do you seem to be reluctant to provide evidence to support your claims?

[Fett One]

Do you think you two can continue this argument through PMs so the rest of us don't get dragged into it?

[mr_pikachu]

Wouldn't that defeat the purpose of asking silly questions like these for the sake of the game?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Who says that the questions here are silly? Where did you come up with that conclusion?

[mr_pikachu]

Am I not permitted to believe my own questions to be silly?

[Mega Horny]

Should I just get them to prove it to you?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Mega Horny, what proof can you offer?

[Mega Horny]

Perhaps if you consult those individuals?

[mr_pikachu]

Why would we want to go to such trouble?

[Fett One]

Wouldn't consulting those people provide you with a good opportunity to get to know them?

[mr_pikachu]

Are they worth knowing?

[Fett One]

How will you know that if you don't get to know them?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Why would you bother to know someone to see what they are like?

[Inferno_Dragon]

What if the people are obnoxious, annoying and disrespectfull?

[mr_pikachu]

Are they as bad as you say?

[Mega Horny]

Maybe they're worse?

[mr_pikachu]

Why would you say that about your friends?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Whose friends are we talking about here?

[Mega Horny]

Exactly what are these so called 'friends' you speak of?

[Blademaster]

What abot me? How's that supposed to make me feel?

[Mega Horny]

Abot? Is that a verb?

[Blademaster]

Yes, I made it up - you like? You want I should make up more wods?

[Mega Horny]

Eroi Jeop Vvanshkaa Luruga Ryuuta Xistos Sotitsot?

[Blademaster]

Huh?

[Mega Horny]

Must I speak slower?

[Blademaster]

How about you just speak English instead, fruitcake?

[Fett One]

Is name calling really necessary?

[Mega Horny]

Is name-calling among friends really a bad thing?

[mr_pikachu]

How could it be a good thing?

[Inferno_Dragon]

How is name-calling a good thing?

[mr_pikachu]

Isn't that what I just asked?

[Mega Horny]

Shinobu Sensui?

[Fett One]

What does that have to do with anything?

[Mega Horny]

Kaname Hagiri, yes?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Why are you just answering with just names, Mega Horny? What is the point to this nonsense?

[Mega Horny]

Are you imagining things?

[mr_pikachu]

Why would you think that Inferno is imagining things? And why are you only mentioning Japanese names?

[Fett One]

Why is he mentioning names to begin with?

[Mega Horny]

Yannick Piazzola?

[mr_pikachu]

Are we really going to count those names as questions?

[Fett One]

MH, you do realize that that isn't a question? Do you also realize that you can be reported to the mods if you keep doing it?

[mr_pikachu]

Do you think he cares?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Do you think he cares that he is breaking the rules?

[mr_pikachu]

Shouldn't Fett answer the question first?

[darktyranitar]

Then wouldn't he also be breaking the rules of this game?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Since when does Fett One ever break the rules in this game?

[Fett One]

Does anyone even remember the last time I broke the rules of any game?

[darktyranitar]

Don't you notice that I was addressing it towards mr_pikachu about his question on Fett answering the question?

[Fett One]

How would me responding to MH question cause me to break the rules?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Why would Mega Horny want you to break the rules, Fett One?

[mr_pikachu]

Does he feel that the rules aren't being broken enough?

[Fett One]

Does wanting to break the rules make him a criminal?

[mr_pikachu]

Is violating the rules of a PCG game a criminal offense?

[Fett One]

If it is, will he be sent to prison?

[Mega Horny]

Hey, how come no one's blaming me?

[mr_pikachu]

Why would we blame you when you weren't at fault?

[darktyranitar]

Maybe he just like to get other's attention?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Why does Mega Horny want to get other people's attention anyways?

[Blademaster]

Maybe he's lonely?

[Fett One]

Can only one be that lonely?

[Blademaster]

How could more than one person be lonely - wouldn't two people together be unable to be truly lonely?

[Fett One]

Would you believe that that was a typo? Would you also believe that I meant to write "Can any one be that lonely"?

[Blademaster]

Yes, I would, and I'd also thank you for clarifying that little misunderstanding, but I can't, as it is not a question; instead, I will simply imply that via this message which really isn't a question but thanks to my cheapness, it'll be interpreted as such, OK?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Did that make any sense? Am I the only confused here?

[mr_pikachu]

Isn't it confusing because it isn't really a question? And doesn't that break the rules?

[Blademaster]

What rule is that, mr_pikachu? The only rule in this game that says anything specific about what can and can't be posted is the first rule, and that rule is, and I quote, "QUESTIONS ONLY," which doesn't specify any particular type of questions, so via that loophole, I am perfectly legally able to post compound and even run-on sentences to my heart's desire, so long as the end result is definitely a question, understand?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Blademaster, what is it with you and run-on questions? Do you like for us have to read 3 lines of information? Did my last question make any sense?

[mr_pikachu]

How long have you played this game, Blademaster? Haven't you realized that, according to the standard which has been established in previous versions, you can't just make a regular sentence into a question by placing a question mark at the end? Don't you see that a sentence has to be a question in grammatical form, as well?

[Blademaster]

And just which 'grammatical form' is that?

'The ball is red?,' question mark or not, is not a question, is it now?

'The ball is red, isn't it?,' on the other hand, is a question, isn't it? There is a difference between the two, so what's the big deal? I've broken no rules, so why don't you stop bothering me; let's all bother somebody else instead, alright?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Why don't we all bother Mega Horny?

[mr_pikachu]

Why should we bother him when he isn't breaking any rules right now? Shouldn't we wait to see if it happens again?

[Blademaster]

Isn't making fun of Mega Horny always fun, since he seems to be always breaking one rule or another?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Why do you think Mega Horny is always breaking the rules in this topic anyways?

[mr_pikachu]

Doesn't it feel good to ask real questions, Blademaster?

And aren't you glad that I'm joking, rather than seriously going after you? Isn't it fun to be around someone who's so amiable?

Could I have saved two sentences and just added a smiley?

Is this topic of conversation really worth exploring?


EDIT: Inferno, why did you post your reply before I could post mine? Do you think it's nice to cut people off?

[Fett One]

Do you think the topics are worth exploring?

Didn't you know that Inferno_Dragon cut you off so that you will get angry and start yelling at him because he likes getting yelled, lol?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Why are topics worth exploring?

And how do you know I like people yelling at me? Did you do some research that will prove your accusation?

[Fett One]

Couldn't you tell i was joking? Does this mean that my joke was actually true?

[mr_pikachu]

Was it worthwhile to make a joke that confuses everyone?

[Inferno_Dragon]

How is that worthwhile? And why would you want to confuse people anyways?

[mr_pikachu]

Why don't you ask Fett why he would want to do that? Does it make any sense to ask me?

[Fett One]

How does making a joke confuse people?

[mr_pikachu]

What if nobody can comprehend what you're saying?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Aren't some jokes funny even if you can't comprehend what the other person is saying?

[mr_pikachu]

How would you get the punchline if you couldn't understand the joke?

[Fett One]

Can't you just assume what the punchline is?

[Inferno_Dragon]

What if you assume wrong?

[darktyranitar]

Aren't punchlines aren't hard to be figured out?

[Fett One]

Who ever said that all punchlines have to be hard to figure out?

[mr_pikachu]

Should they be simple and obvious?

[Inferno_Dragon]

When is anything simple and obvious?

[mr_pikachu]

Is the answer to the question "What is 2+2?" blatantly obvious?

[Blademaster]

mr_pikachu, don't you realize how many possible answers there are to 'What is 2+2?'?

[mr_pikachu]

How many answers are there? What answer could there be besides "4"?

[Blademaster]

Wouldn't 'four' and 'IV' also work? What about cuatro? Quatre? Vier? Quattro? Quatro? Shi?

Also, wouldn't a logical (though indirect) answer be '3+1?' Or '0+4?' What if you reversed the two numbers being used? What if you used a subtraction problem with a difference of four as your answer? Wouldn't that give you a literally infinite set of answers?

And just for the record, wouldn't a sensible, philosophical answer to that question also be 'a basic math problem?' Or 'a basic addition problem?'

[mr_pikachu]

Why do you overcomplicate everything?

[Blademaster]

Why shouldn't I?

[mr_pikachu]

Isn't it likely to just anger people?

[Blademaster]

Like who?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Wouldn't you anger people who like simple and short answers?

[Fett One]

Who here likes those kinds of answers?

[darktyranitar]

Is it mr_pikachu?

[mr_pikachu]

Why would you accuse me?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Why can't he accuse you? Did you do something that would allow him to accuse you?

[mr_pikachu]

Isn't my incredulity enough evidence of my innocence?

[Fett One]

Aren't some people just too stubborn to accept any kind of evidence?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Aren't all people stubborn? And what kind of evidence are we talking about?

[SoulflameNinetales]

Isn't being stubborn a good thing sometimes?

[mr_pikachu]

Could you name any of those instances?

[darktyranitar]

Do you think he could come up with one?

[Fett One]

Can't we give hm the benefit of the doubt?

[Blademaster]

What exactly is the benefit of doubt?

[darktyranitar]

Can the benefits be transfered into cash?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Can't cash be easily given away?

[Fett One]

How did we end up talking about money?

[mr_pikachu]

Didn't darktyranitar find a second meaning for the word "benefit" during the earlier conversation about "the benefit of the doubt"?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Is there a third meaning for the word "benefit"?

[mr_pikachu]

What would it be?

[Fett One]

Does it have to have a third meaning?

[mr_pikachu]

Is it deserving of a third meaning?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Why doesn't deserve a third meaning?

[mr_pikachu]

Do you think it's unworthy?

[Fett One]

Does Inferno_Dragon thinking its unworthy really prove whether or not it is worthy?

[mr_pikachu]

Can you ever really prove anything?

[darktyranitar]

Why do you think he couldn't?

[Inferno_Dragon]

What if he can't prove anything? Is there a problem with that?

[mr_pikachu]

Does that mean he's incompetent?

[Fett One]

By that reasoning, does it mean we are all incompetent because none of us can prove that time travel is real or that aliens really exist?

[mr_pikachu]

Aren't we all inadequate in some way?

[Fett One]

Isn't it our inadequacies that make everyone unique?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Is being unique good or bad? What really defines "uniqueness"?

[Fett One]

Why can't uniqueness be both good and bad?

[mr_pikachu]

How could anything be both good and bad?