<Game> Questions Only 23 (LV APPR)

[Fett One]

These are the rules:
1.- QUESTIONS ONLY - The title says it. Never say anything out of a question.
2.- Every post must be related to the previous post.
3.- Do not post more than 5 times within 24 hours.
4.- Everyone must abide by the rules of the PCG forum and TPM in general, as in all other topics.

Who is looking forward to Halloween?

[Inferno_Dragon]

What is so cool about Halloween anymore? Isn't it true the older you get, the more boring Halloween is?

[Fett One]

What about making jack-o-lanterns? Am I the only one here that enjoys making them?

[mr_pikachu]

Isn't the only point of Halloween to gorge on candy?

[Blademaster]

And what about the fun of wearing a costume and going around scaring people?

[mr_pikachu]

What's so great about acting like someone else? Don't you think that's a bit overrated?

[Blademaster]

No; don't you think gorging on candy is a bit overrated?

[mr_pikachu]

How could driving yourself to severe sugar shock possibly be a bad thing in any way, shape, or form?

[Blademaster]

Good point, but what if you eat so much candy you get diabetes and can never eat candy again?

[mr_pikachu]

Is it even possible to get diabetes from a single dose of sugar? Wouldn't the sheer amount of sugar kill you first?

[Blademaster]

How would I know? Do I look like a doctor?

[mr_pikachu]

Could you perhaps be the little-known Dr. Luigi?

[Blademaster]

Do you think Luigi could become a doctor if he gets scared so easily? Wouldn't the sight of blood scare him, too?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Can somebody remind me why Luigi gets scared so easily?

[Fett One]

Do you think it is done on purpose to make Mario look good?

[darktyranitar]

Why'd they do that? Because Mario was there before Luigi?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Could it be that Mario needed a scaredy-cat sidekick?

[mr_pikachu]

Why would that be a necessity?

[Fett One]

Don't all heroes have scaredy-cat sidekicks?

[mr_pikachu]

Would you mind giving some examples?

[Fett One]

Have you ever heard of the Tick and his sidekick Author?

[mr_pikachu]

Who the heck is the Tick?

Does that answer your question?

[Blademaster]

I remember the Tick, but who's Author?

[mr_pikachu]

Where did you hear about the Tick, anyway?

[Blademaster]

...Who, me? Or Fett One?

[Fett One]

mr_pikachu, how did you miss out on one of the better superhero cartoons from the 90's?

[mr_pikachu]

How could it be any good if I haven't heard of it? Don't you know that I am the judge of everything?

[Inferno_Dragon]

mr_pikachu, since when are you the judge of everything?

[Blademaster]

Should we make mr_pikachu a banner for his sig that says 'judge of everything' so people will know?

[Fett One]

Who will make it? How much will it cost?

[mr_pikachu]

Why would we need to commission it?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Don't you want people to know that you are the Judge of everything , mr_pikachu?

[Fett One]

Wouldn't people calling him that get boring after awhile?

[mr_pikachu]

How could such an extraordinary title ever become boring?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Doesn't anything get boring if you hear it a kajillion times?

[mr_pikachu]

Why would that be the case? Can't some things be good no matter how many times you hear them?

[Fett One]

Have you ever heard of something remaining good after hearing it so many times?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Do you think either of you two can give me an example that would prove what you are saying is true?

[mr_pikachu]

What about "The St. Louis Cardinals have won the World Series"? Isn't that always a good thing to hear?

[Blademaster]

What if you don't like the St. Louis Cardinals? Or baseball as a whole, for that matter?

[Inferno_Dragon]

How can you not like Baseball? Don't you know that is America's past time sport?

[mr_pikachu]

Are you some idiotic football fan, Blademaster? Or is it something worse, like NASCAR?

[Blademaster]

I don't like any sports - what part of risking serious bodily injury and expending countless time and energy in exchange for being known by everyone and being given some shiny pieces of metal and green paper sounds like a good idea?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Was that a run-on sentence? Did you just use a non-question with a question together? And what are these shiny pieces of metal and paper that you are talking about?

[mr_pikachu]

Was he referring to trophies, medals, and dollar bills?

[Blademaster]

Why is mr_pikachu the only person in the history of existence who can actually understand me?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Is it possible that there is a conection between you two?

[Blademaster]

Do you think maybe mr_pikachu and I are long-lost twins?

[Knight of Time]

What are the odds that long-lost twins would be re-united? Wouldn't they possibly be elderly if they were re-united?

[mr_pikachu]

Why do long-lost twins have to be elderly? And how could we be twins if Blademaster's several years younger than me?

[Blademaster]

Several? Just how old are you, Bri?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Blademaster, don't you know that it is sometimes rude to ask people their age? Or does that only apply to ladies and woman?

[mr_pikachu]

Are you calling me a woman, Inferno? Haven't you seen my username?

And Blademaster, don't you know that I'm 19?

[Blademaster]

But I'm 19, too, so how could I possibly be 'several years younger' than you?

[mr_pikachu]

Does that matter if you don't act your age?

[Blademaster]

What's wrong with not acting my age? And how old do I act, then?

[mr_pikachu]

Would you believe that I thought you were 14 or 15?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Why would you think that, mr_pikachu?

[Blademaster]

Yes, I would, but I don't see what's bad about that - doesn't the world need more friendly and optomistic guys like me? And you, for that matter?

[mr_pikachu]

Should I use my power as the judge of everything to criticize the legality of your questions as well as your spelling?


EDIT: Inferno, do you think it's reasonable to combine several statements with one question using a single dash and claim that it's a question? And is "optomistic" is the dictionary? Would you mind looking it up?

[Inferno_Dragon]

What is wrong with the legality of his questions? And what is wrong with his spelling? Do you see something I can't see, mr_pikachu?

[Fett One]

Haven't you ever noticed that mr_pikachu is always finding grammer mistakes in peoples posts?

[Blademaster]

You mean mistakes like the repeated misspelling of words like 'grammar?'

[Inferno_Dragon]

Are you picking on both Fett One and me for misspelling the word "grammar", Blademaster?

[Blademaster]

Could you please define the phrase 'pick on,' Inferno?

[darktyranitar]

Doesn't it mean something like picking a fight with them?

[mr_pikachu]

Couldn't it also mean to taunt or to tease?

[Fett One]

Which one was he referring to?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Couldn't you read the past five or six posts and discover the answer for yourself, Fett One?

And why would want to pick a fight against Blademaster or taunt or tease him? Have I ever done such a thing to anybody on this board?

[Fett One]

Did you know that you just made another grammar mistake by leaving out the word "I"?

[darktyranitar]

Do you think that he's still in the game to notice that? Where are you people?

[Fett One]

Could they have found something better to do?

[Inferno_Dragon]

What is more imporant than playing this game?

[darktyranitar]

Then how come you didn't reply earlier?

[mr_pikachu]

Could he have found something that he thinks is more important?

[Fett One]

What do you think it was?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Why don't you just ask me what it was?

[Fett One]

Why don't you just tell us?

[mr_pikachu]

Could it be something he wants to hide?

[Fett One]

Why would he want to hide it from us?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Are you guys suggesting that there is a deep dark horrible secret that I don't want to tell you guys?

[mr_pikachu]

Why would you think that?

[Fett One]

Is it possible my last question made him think that?

[mr_pikachu]

Could he really be assuming that much from such a simple question?

[Inferno_Dragon]

How can you tell that I am assuming too much?

[Fett One]

Is he right to be making that assumption?

[mr_pikachu]

Did I ever say that you were assuming too much?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Posted by mr_pikachu on Today at 12:36:02 AM


Could he really be assuming that much from such a simple question?

Didn't you say this? Does this statement answer your question?

[mr_pikachu]

Does my saying you were assuming something mean that I thought you were assuming too much? Doesn't it just mean I thought you were making a assumption, whether or not it was too great?

[Fett One]

Is it necessary for us to be arguing about this?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Do you have a problem with people arguing, Fett One?

[Fett One]

Why would I have a problem? Wouldn't it simply be more product if people didn't argue?

[mr_pikachu]

What product would it be? Can you buy it on the Home Shopping Network?

Or did you mean to say "productive," Fett?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Does it matter if he made a mistake? Do we all make mistakes one way or another?

[Fett One]

Is anyone mildly annoyed that all of the questions from the past week have been deleted as a result of the change?

[mr_pikachu]

Why would we be annoyed about that? Isn't it better to forget the past and live for the future?

[Fett One]

If we can't be annoyed about that, then can we be annoyed about nobody playing this game for over 2 months?

[Mega Horny]

Hey, guess who's back to change the topic?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Mega Horny, why are you changing the topic? Why are you announcing that you are changing the topic?

[Mega Horny]

Am I not infamous for changing the topic in the question game?

[mr_pikachu]

Do you think that's a good thing?

[Mega Horny]

How often do you brush your teeth?

[Inferno_Dragon]

How does brushing your teeth relate to mr_pikachu's previous question? Are you TRYING to make us mad?

[Fett One]

Mega Horny, has anyone ever told you that you won't like us when we get angry?

[mr_pikachu]

Why would someone have told him that? Are you suggesting that MH has made others angry in the past?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Who are these people that you are talking about, mr_pikachu?

[mr_pikachu]

Since Fett One made the suggestion, isn't he the person that you should ask?

[Fett One]

Wasn't Inferno_Dragon the one that originally stated that people will get angry?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Am I the one that everybody is talking about?

[mr_pikachu]

Why would we be talking about you? Didn't you only argue that MH was trying to make us angry? When did you suggest that he would succeed?

[Fett One]

Should we stop MH before he can succeed?

[Inferno_Dragon]

How shall we stop Mega Horny, Fett One?

[mr_pikachu]

How can he be stopped?

[Fett One]

Are you implying that he is unstoppable?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Are we all unstoppable?

[mr_pikachu]

If we're all unstoppable, then what would happen if two of us pushed against each other?

[Fett One]

Would it create a rip in the fabric space of space, which will result in the destruction of the universe?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Wait, create a rip in the fabric space of space? What is that supposed to mean?

[darktyranitar]

Hey... what happened to the Fortunately, Unfortunately game? Why have you guys stopped playing it?

[mr_pikachu]

What do you mean? Didn't you see my recent post in that thread? Are you choosing to ignore it?

[darktyranitar]

But didn't you posted it after my post (approximately 3 hours after my post above)? So do you expect that I can see the future?

[mr_pikachu]

Are you saying that you're not psychic?

[darktyranitar]

What makes you think that I am one?

[mr_pikachu]

Don't you realize that I'm trying to compliment you? Why do you not want that? Are you a self-effacing person?

[Lady Vulpix]

Did you know there are some people whose honor code forbids them from accepting compliments or even taking credit for their actions?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Who are these people, Lady Vulpix? Are you one of them?

[darktyranitar]

Who said that I'm that kind of person? And isn't psychic something that only a few could achieve?

[mr_pikachu]

Why are you underestimating humans, darktyranitar?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Is there a problem with darktyranitar underestimating human, mr_pikachu?

[mr_pikachu]

Why should people be pessimistic?

[Fett One]

Why is being pessimistic a bad thing?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Doesn't one being pessimistic cause mental prombles?

[Hinoryu]

Why couldn't I have found this topic during my AP Lit class's unit on Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead?

[darktyranitar]

Did you search for it closely at that time?

[Inferno_Dragon]

How do define closely in this case, darktyranitar?

[mr_pikachu]

Can't we all make our own judgment about what "close" is?

[Hinoryu]

Do you trust people to make that judgement?

[mr_pikachu]

Aren't people capable of simple logic like that?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Hinoryu, do you not trust anybody?

[mr_pikachu]

Could such a lack of trust be a symptom of extreme pessimism?

[Fett One]

Wouldn't a person who has extreme pessimism also be incapable of trusting themselves? Does this mean that Hinoryu can't trust himself?

[Mega Horny]

What if you're looking at it the wrong way, and Hinoryu trusts no one except for himself? Wait, who's Hinoryu?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Mega Horny, haven't you been paying attention?

[Lady Vulpix]

Can I still answer the question that was asked to me? Did you know an old TPMer named Patrick was among those people, but not me? And that he used many names but none of them has been seen on TPM for a long time?

Now, has Mega Horny caught the old Questions Only disease which makes people unable to scroll up?

[mr_pikachu]

Is that an actual medical diagnosis? Or is it sort of like Wii elbow?

[Inferno_Dragon]

What on earth is a Wii Elbow?

[mr_pikachu]

Haven't you ever heard of the Nintendo Wii?

[Fett One]

How could a person not know about the Wii?

[Mega Horny]

Well, it IS Inferno_Dragon, isn't it?

[mr_pikachu]

What is that supposed to mean? Are you trying to insult Inferno? Why would you do something like that?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Could it be that Mega Horny is mean to people? Also, could it be that I own a Wii but don't know all of the medicial injures dealing with using the Wii Remote?

[mr_pikachu]

How could you not have heard of the injuries, Inferno? Are you oblivious to the dangers of Wiing?

And is "Wiing" even close to being a real word?

[Fett One]

If you don't know about the injuries then how do you know they are caused by the remote?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Doesn't the term Wii elbow sound like a medicial dignosis dealing with hurting your arm while moving the Wii Remote in a fast paced manner?

[mr_pikachu]

Then why didn't you realize that when you first heard the term?

[Fett One]

Do you think he's hiding something? What other explanation could there be?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Why would you think that?

[Mega Horny]

Do you guys enjoy crayons?

[Fett One]

Why are you changing the subject to crayons?

[mr_pikachu]

Shouldn't we just ignore such subject-changing comments?

[Inferno_Dragon]

How can we ignore subject changing topics when Mega Horny does it all the times? Shall we ignore Mega Horny throughout the whole game?

[Mega Horny]

Who are we talking about?

[mr_pikachu]

Hasn't MH just demonstrated that such ignorance is quite possible?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Or could it be that us ignoring him makes him be the center of attention even more than before?

[mr_pikachu]

Isn't that a bit contradictory?

[Fett One]

Wasn't Inferno_Dragon implying that by ignoring MH, he will only get worst as time goes on?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Why would you think I was implying that? What if I was stating that the more that we ignore MH, the more terrible he gets?

[Fett One]

Isn't that the samething I just said?

[Hinoryu]

Isn't repitition not allowed in this game?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Isn't life repetitive?

[mr_pikachu]

Aren't we giving these antics more attention than they deserve? Wouldn't it be better to talk about something totally unrelated, like the TPM Fantasy Baseball League?

Was that too blatant to be "subtle" shameless advertising?

[Lady Vulpix]

Do you think so?

[mr_pikachu]

Isn't it clear that I was asking for the opinions of others?

[Lady Vulpix]

Can't I ask for your opinion? Wasn't it clear that I was being ironic anyway?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Why would you want to ask for mr_pikachu's opinion? What about my opinion? And what if I couldn't tell you were being ironic?

[Lady Vulpix]

Why do you take it personally? What's your opinion, then?

[Fett One]

What is this "TPM Fantasy Baseball League" you speak of? Inferno_Dragon, if you don't have an opinion then why would you take it personally?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Why wouldn't I take it personality?

[mr_pikachu]

Don't you know about the wonder of fantasy sports leagues, Fett? Or are you merely surprised that we have one?

[Lady Vulpix]

Why do we have a fantasy baseball league anyway?

[Fett One]

How does a fantasy baseball team even work on a message board?

[Hinoryu]

Do you really want to know?

[Lady Vulpix]

Why wouldn't he?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Could it be that he doesn't want to know because of the nefarious motives that are going on in the TPM fantasy baseball league?

[Lady Vulpix]

What nefarious motives are those?

[mr_pikachu]

How could we have nefarious motives when the league is just a fun activity for people to enjoy?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Isn't cheating a way of nefarious motives?

[mr_pikachu]

How do you think they would cheat?

[Fett One]

Futhermore, why would they cheat?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Isn't it easier to cheat anyways? Doesn't cheating making everything faster?

[mr_pikachu]

But don't strong security measures make cheating extremely difficult, more so than learning to be a good competitor at any particular game or sport?

[Fett One]

What if he finds it more fun to cheat when the security increases?

[mr_pikachu]

But what if everyone is unable to cheat altogether because of the strong security? Wouldn't that make the desire to cheat a moot point?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Isn't there a loophole around the security that would allow one to cheat? Would you also believe I have never cheated in my life?

[Lady Vulpix]

Are you one of those people who don't like cheating but like finding ways in which you could do it if you wanted to (like myself)?

[mr_pikachu]

Are you saying that you're a hacker, Gabi?

[Lady Vulpix]

Can I be considered a hacker when I have never hacked anything?

[Fett One]

How does cheating make one a hacker anyway?

[Inferno_Dragon]

What do both cheating and hacking have in common anyways?

[Lady Vulpix]

Isn't hacking a form of cheating?

[mr_pikachu]

And wasn't your earlier message essentially the code of hackers (as opposed to crackers), Gabi?

[Fett One]

How was it a code for hackers?

[mr_pikachu]

Don't you know that "code" is another word for "philosophy," Fett?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Are you really intelligent, mr_pikachu?

And what is the code of hackers anyways?

[mr_pikachu]

Don't hackers break into security systems in order to learn their flaws for educational and helpful purposes? And aren't they often hired by companies for such reasons so that they may strengthen their security once they know its flaws?

And isn't this in contrast with crackers, who break through security in order to cause damage of some sort? Did you know that they attack people's monetary assets, reputation, and online accounts, in addition to disrupting or destroying websites in general?

[Lady Vulpix]

Isn't it actually the other way around?

[Fett One]

Did mr_pikachu actually make a mistake?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Doesn't everyone make mistakes? Doesn't making mistakes make a person more human?

[kitsun]

Does being human justify your mistakes?

[mr_pikachu]

Isn't that only an explanation rather than a justification?

[kitsun]

Wasn't my question that of a rhetoric nature? An arguement for the sake of arguement?

[mr_pikachu]

Don't you know that we love having pointless arguments?

[kitsun]

Did you know that that wat my favorite pasttime?

[mr_pikachu]

Then why did you object to us arguing over your rhetorical question?

[Inferno_Dragon]

What if kitsun enjoys to make and start arguments?

[mr_pikachu]

Is it wise to argue about arguments, though?

[Fett One]

When is it ever wise to argue about arguements? Won't that onyl lead to blood shed?

[mr_pikachu]

Are you threatening to kill me, Fett?

[Fett One]

Why would I want to kill you? Didn't you realize I was referring to violence in general?

[Inferno_Dragon]

How do we truely know that, Fett One? Also, did you know that you misspelled only in your previous post?

[Fett One]

Would you feel better if I went back and fixed that mistake?

[mr_pikachu]

Why would that make anyone happy? Don't we already know you can't spell?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Are you calling Fett One uneducated, mr_pikachu?

[mr_pikachu]

Doesn't the evidence prove the extent of his spelling skills?

[Fett One]

How does one typo in a post demonstrate a persons writing skills?

[mr_pikachu]

Did I ever say it showed bad writing skills? But doesn't it demonstrate less-than-perfect spelling?

[Inferno_Dragon]

How does Fett One's typ demostrate less-than-perfect spelling, mr_pikachu?

[mr_pikachu]

Do you think it does so in the same way that yours do?

[Fett One]

mr_pikachu, when did you become the grammar police?

[mr_pikachu]

Haven't you heard that I'm widely known as the Grammar Nazi?

[Lady Vulpix]

Doesn't 'grammar police' sound better?

[Inferno_Dragon]

What is wrong with the term Grammar Nazi, Lady Vulpix?

[Lady Vulpix]

Isn't it prone to misunderstandings concerning the negative connotations of the word Nazi? Wouldn't the other nickname save him from adding a disclamer each time he used it?

[Fett One]

What would happen if he continues to use the word nazi without a disclaimer?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Why would it matter?

[mr_pikachu]

Haven't you read my patented disclaimer?

[Lady Vulpix]

Who are you asking?

[mr_pikachu]

Isn't it clear that I was asking Fett? Didn't you realize that he was the first person to bring up the apparent lack of a disclaimer?

[Lady Vulpix]

Will you believe me if I tell you I misunderstood his question?

[mr_pikachu]

How could you ever misunderstand something, Gabi? After all, don't your titles speak for themselves about your infinite comprehension? You are the grammar pendant and the tea sage, aren't you?

[Lady Vulpix]

Are you trying to make me feel bad about it? Can't his question easily be interpreted as "what if he continues to use the word nazi but stops using the disclaimer"?

[mr_pikachu]

How did my compliment about your highly adept reasoning skills make you feel badly, Gabi?

[Lady Vulpix]

You mean you weren't trying to make me feel ashamed for having misunderstood something?

[mr_pikachu]

Didn't my last post make that abundantly clear?

[Inferno_Dragon]

How clear are talking about here, mr_pikachu?

[Fett One]

Didn't you guys realize that Gabi interpreted my question correctly? mr_pikachu, shouldn't you apologize to Gabi for making her think she interpreted it wrong? Would it be fair to say that it's not clear enough since it seems to have caused confusion?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Shouldn't we all stop argiung? also why aren't we caring about the higher powers above us that conspire about other countries and sercretly plan out ways to make the working man's life a !@#$ more complicated then it should be?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Don't you know that arguing on this topic makes everything much more interesting? And who are these higher powers that you are talking about?

[Fett One]

Could he be referring to the government? mods? aliens?

[darktyranitar]

Do you believe in aliens?