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Fett One
17th April 2007, 11:47 PM
Unfortunately, the spelled worked too well and it caused Antonio to want to do nothing but lay in bed relaxing

Fortunately, he hired a nurse to take care of him so he won't have to get out of bed

17th April 2007, 11:47 PM
Unfortunately, a plane came crashing down from the sky and landed on both the nurse and Antonio, smashing them into smittering bits.

Fortunately, the pilot survived the crash!

17th April 2007, 11:52 PM
Unfortunately, the pilot ended up in a coma.

Fortunately, he had his family by his side until he woke up.

Fett One
18th April 2007, 12:00 AM
Unfortunately, he had amesia and couldn't remember his family

Fortunately, his family tried to jog his memory

Crazy Elf Boy
18th April 2007, 04:38 AM
Unfortunately, this didn't work

Fortunately, they had some really big shock paddles that would do the trick

18th April 2007, 05:39 AM
Unfortunately, the big shock paddles did not work since the electric supply had been cut off.

Fortunately, the generator is still in working condition.

Fett One
18th April 2007, 07:22 PM
Unfortunately, the generator could only produce power for 5 seconds

Fortunately, they brought a new generator

18th April 2007, 10:46 PM
Unfortunately, that put them in deep debt.

Fortunately, Bill Gates and Donald Trump decided to give them the money to pay for the rest of the payments.

18th April 2007, 10:53 PM
Unfortunately, the pilot then have to work for both Donald Trump and Bill Gates to pay off the debt.

Fortunately, he only had to work for one week for both of them.

Fett One
18th April 2007, 10:56 PM
Unfortunately, they wouldn't let him quit after 1 week

Fortunately, he enjoyed working for them

18th April 2007, 11:03 PM
Unfortunately, his enjoyment ended when they forced him to the most stinkiest, nastiest, grossiest jobs in the company.

Fortunately, he loved doing gross jobs for some odd reason.

Crazy Elf Boy
19th April 2007, 01:03 AM
Unfortunately, becaused he liked the jobs so much they put him to work in thier service FOREVER

Fortunately, he was saved

Mikachu Yukitatsu
19th April 2007, 05:47 AM
Unfortunately, it was on a Playstation Memory Card.

Fortunately, Bill Gates found a way to bring him to X-Box360! Now is that fortunate or...

19th April 2007, 07:08 AM
Unfortunately, Bill Gates died before he can do it.

Fortunately, he left behind a great mass of fortune for darktyranitar.

19th April 2007, 07:09 AM
Unfortunately, darktyranitar was a hermit who placed no value in material wealth.

Fortunately, the money made decent kindling.

Mikachu Yukitatsu
19th April 2007, 07:22 AM
Unfortunately, darktyranitar's house burned.

Fortunately, he found a new one in...Singapore!

19th April 2007, 07:33 AM
Unfortunately, that house cost him a bomb.

Fortunately, darktyranitar could reside in Roarkiller's home.

Fett One
19th April 2007, 08:11 PM
Unfortunately, Roarkiller talks in his sleep

Fortunately, darktyranitar has earplugs

19th April 2007, 08:38 PM
Unfortunately, Roarkiller ate darktyranitar's earplugs.

Fortunately, darktyranitar kept a second set around just in case the first set got eaten.

19th April 2007, 09:52 PM
Unfortunately, he lost the second set of ear plugs and felt guilty about it since it belongs to Mr Pikachu.

Fortunately, Mr Pikachu forgive darktyranitar of his 'crime'.

19th April 2007, 10:10 PM
Unfortunately, mr_pikachu then ask him to run some errand for him.

Fortunately, the jobs were easy.

19th April 2007, 10:14 PM
Unfortunately, his last mission was really his last because he got ambushed.

Fortunately, he had a AK-47 to help him out.

19th April 2007, 10:34 PM
Unfortunately, the AK-47 was a fake.

Fortunately, he was rescued in time by Inferno Dragon armed with sulphuric acid.

Fett One
19th April 2007, 10:45 PM
Unfortunately, Inferno Dragon dropped the acid on his foot

Fortunately, his shoes are acid proof

19th April 2007, 11:29 PM
Unfortunately, his pants aren't.

Fortunately, he managed to wash the acid off his pants before they could burn his legs.

20th April 2007, 01:38 AM
Unfortunately, all those through washing made a hole on his precious pant.

Fortunately, he had a spare one.

Crazy Elf Boy
20th April 2007, 05:12 AM
Unfortunately, these got burned up by a large spontaneous fire

Fortunately, they were only singed a little and still wearable

Master Chief
20th April 2007, 07:41 AM
Unfortunatly, they disintegrated when they were worn in the rain.

Fortunatly, nobody was there to see him in his undergarments.

20th April 2007, 08:12 AM
Unfortunately, his undergarment is transparent and everyone could see whats beneath.

Fortunately, he was able to escape from the onlookers.

Crazy Elf Boy
20th April 2007, 04:44 PM
Unfortunately, he ran into a biggger squad if onlookers

Fortunately, he accuired supper teleporting powers to get away

Fett One
20th April 2007, 09:01 PM
Unfortunately, he teleported into the middle of the ocean

Fortunately, he knew how to swim

21st April 2007, 04:24 AM
Unfortunately, the ocean is a shark-infested habitat. And he lost a leg as a dinner for the sharks.

Fortunately, he managed to escape alive other than a loss of the leg.

Crazy Elf Boy
21st April 2007, 06:35 AM
Unfortunately, he needed that leg to get away from the man devouring snakes on the shore

Forunately, he had a magical potion that gave him back his leg

21st April 2007, 11:17 AM
Unfortunately, his hands then got eaten by some crocodile.

Fortunately, he discovered that he has the power to recover lost limb!

21st April 2007, 11:29 AM
Unfortunately to get that power, Inferno Dragon have to sell his soul to the devil to get it.

Fortunately, there was an alternative method that has not been uncovered.

Crazy Elf Boy
21st April 2007, 08:19 PM
Unfortunately, that method was still a mystery

Fortunately, Inferno Dragon only had to sell a soul to the devil so he sold a bugs one

21st April 2007, 08:45 PM
Unfortunately, bugs didn't have souls, so the devil immediately realized he had been swindled.

Fortunately, he loved dirty tricks as much as anyone, so he merely congratulated Inferno for his impressive "bargaining."

21st April 2007, 09:00 PM
Unfortunately even with the power, he is still powerless to recover his limbs since he lack the manual.

Fortunately all he is to sell another soul to get it.

Fett One
21st April 2007, 09:34 PM
Unfortunately, he sold Dark-San soul to get the manual

Fortunately, Dark-San sold Crazy Elf Boy soul in order to get his soul back

21st April 2007, 09:53 PM
Unfortunately, Crazy Elf Boy sold Fett One's Souls to get his soul back.

Fortunately, this was all for the rehersal of the play "Soul Dealings" put on by the cast of TPM for tommorrow's Grand Premiere.

21st April 2007, 09:56 PM
Unfortunately, they accidentally sold all those souls for real in the process.

Fortunately, since it was done by accident, they weren't bound by a contract.

21st April 2007, 10:22 PM
Unfortunately the devil runs rampage, realizing that the contract is not bound.

Fortunately the members sold Mr Pikachu's soul for real, to applease the devil.

21st April 2007, 10:26 PM
Unfortunately, mr_pikachu was mad at them for this.

Fortunately, he calmed down and agreed that if it could keep the devil of their backs, he would be fine.

Mikachu Yukitatsu
21st April 2007, 11:41 PM
Unfortunately, the God went after us.

Fortunately, there's no active religion topic at TPM right now.

22nd April 2007, 12:02 AM
Unfortunately, DarkTemplarZero started one.

Fortunately, he was flamed mercilessly for doing so. :D

22nd April 2007, 12:10 AM
Unfortunately, Jay then came to hack the forum.

Fortunately, he was immediately banned before he could even type a thing here.

Fett One
22nd April 2007, 12:38 AM
Unfortunately, he hacked in again and this time was successful in messing with the boards

Fortunately, all Jay did was delete reset everyone's post count

22nd April 2007, 12:42 AM
Unfortunately, everybody was angry at him.

Fortunately, they all calmed down because that allowed them to start out fresh and do things that they didn't have the chance to do before.

22nd April 2007, 01:05 AM
Unfortunately, Jay decides to delete the accounts intead. In the process, everyone had problems creating a new one again.

Fortunately, Dark-san chew his head off before he can do it.

Fett One
22nd April 2007, 01:09 AM
Unfortunately, Dark-san literay chewed off Jay's head

Fortunately, the police never found out he was the one that did it

22nd April 2007, 02:18 AM
Unfortunately, someone then told the police.

Fortunately, they decided to drop Dark San from the charge of murdering because Jay was a wanted-dead-or-alive criminal.

Mikachu Yukitatsu
22nd April 2007, 03:43 AM
Unfortunately, Mikachu Yukitatsu wished there was no police.

Fortunately, granted, but instead there will be army killing you whenever you commit a crime.

Yes, I remember that I am not the first one who mixes these games.

22nd April 2007, 03:45 AM
Unfortunately by being an ex- army seargent from national service, I am still liable to being charged with martial law.

Fortunately I escaped from detention camp that was holding me.

22nd April 2007, 05:36 AM
Unfortunately, the police are now on your trail.

Fortunately, you managed to seek refugee at Malaysia.

22nd April 2007, 12:32 PM
Unfortunately, they were expecting you there.

Fortunately, you catch a flight to Japan.

Fett One
22nd April 2007, 08:06 PM
Unfortunately, the flight gets delayed

Fortunately, you are able to get first class on another flight

22nd April 2007, 11:59 PM
Unfortunately the plane on the mist of flying crashed down onto an unknown island.

Fortunately I was able to adapt to its environment.

23rd April 2007, 12:06 AM
Unfortunately, it doesn't help that you accidently landed in Dinotopia where Dinosaurs rule over humans.

Fortunately, you met a group of nice talking dinosaurs that decided to accept you into their society.

23rd April 2007, 12:10 AM
Unfortunately, they are actually tricking you so that they can eat you.

Fortunately, you realized this and you managed to escape.

Crazy Elf Boy
23rd April 2007, 03:48 AM
Unfortunately, They chased you down and caught you

Fortunately, you made a daring escape only using 3 cottons swabs and a ribber band and a packet of ciggaretes

23rd April 2007, 03:57 AM
Unfortunately, the tools made available by Crazy Elf Boy only work for ten minutes.

Fortunately, the escape was made easier when a lady with knockout curves offer help.

23rd April 2007, 10:10 AM
Unfortunately, it was a really a dinosaur in disguise and she wanted to eat you.

Fortunately, you had the Chronospecter on you to defend yourself from all these dinosaurs.

Crazy Elf Boy
23rd April 2007, 04:08 PM
Unfortunately, I didn't know what that was so it didn't exist

Fortunately, You still had the BFG from Doom 3

Fett One
23rd April 2007, 07:27 PM
Unfortunately, the BFG was out of ammo

Fortunately, you found an ammo clip on the ground

23rd April 2007, 07:45 PM
(Crazy Elf Boy, the Chronosceptor was the ultimate weapon used in Turok: Dinosaur Hunter.)

Unfortunately, it was caught in a trap-like device.

Fortunately, you have read "How to escape from traps by using various objects" by MacGuvyer so you can disable it in no time.

23rd April 2007, 08:09 PM
Unfortunately, it was written in French. (Yes and I can't read French)

Fortunately, I have an Indiana Jones' instinct that allowed me to escape the traps.

Fett One
23rd April 2007, 10:36 PM
Unfortunately, you triggered other traps

Fortunately, none of the traps caused you any harm

23rd April 2007, 10:42 PM
Unfortunately, the next trap you set off injects you with lethal poison.

Fortunately, you always carry around a vial of antidote with you.

23rd April 2007, 11:28 PM
Unfortunately, one of the dinosaurs knocked it off from your hand.

Fortunately, you had spare antidote.

Crazy Elf Boy
24th April 2007, 12:16 AM
(Ohhh that Chronoscepter)

Unfortunately, That vial was destroyed

Fortunately, drinking dinosaur blood also cured it

24th April 2007, 12:18 AM
Unfortunately, the dinosaur that you drank blood from was infected.

Fortunately, they turned you into a dinosaur (A Utahraptor) so you would no longer be infected.

24th April 2007, 08:03 AM
Unfortunately while in a dinosaur form, Crazy Elf Boy came hunting after me to hunt me down.

*He must have dinosaurs ^.^*

Fortunately I was able to transform back to human and escape from the sick island leaving Crazy Elf Boy behind to wipe out those dinosaurs into extinction.

Crazy Elf Boy
24th April 2007, 08:18 AM
Unfortunately, I ran out of ammo

Fortunately, I still had my big ass sword

24th April 2007, 10:09 AM
Unfortunately, your sword broke.

Fortunately, you know of a Goron who could fix it for you.

24th April 2007, 11:32 AM
Unfortunately, the Goron is not even qualified to fix your sword.

Fortunately, you found a whip on the ground.

Fett One
24th April 2007, 06:41 PM
Unfortunately, the whip was too short to be used as a weapon

Fortunately, you were still able to run away

24th April 2007, 06:42 PM
Unfortunately, you stepped on a mine and consequently lost both of your legs.

Fortunately, you knew how to walk on your hands.

24th April 2007, 07:00 PM
Unfortunately, while walking on your hands, you accidently set off another mine and your hands are blown off.

Fortunately, Indiana Jones comes to rescue to take you out of this place.

Crazy Elf Boy
24th April 2007, 08:02 PM
Unfortunately, I still wanted my arms and legs bag.

Fortunately, I found a way to steal them from Indiana jones

Fett One
24th April 2007, 08:43 PM
Unfortunately, you were stopped by Short Run

Fortunately, you were able to pay him to keep quite and let you take them

24th April 2007, 10:13 PM
Unfortunately, he was a stingy man and demands you pay him, your entire assest.

Fortunately, you are one who does not abide by the trade laws. You hit him and knock him conscious before robbing him of the limbs.

*I wonder how you do that without the limbs though.*

24th April 2007, 11:31 PM
Unfortunately, the logic from Dark-San's comment cause Crazy Elf Boy to remain limbless.

Fortunately, Dr Evil then offered to put the limbs on him.

Crazy Elf Boy
24th April 2007, 11:45 PM
Unfortunately, he did it with super glue

Fortunately, I found some one that would really do it

25th April 2007, 12:39 AM
Unfortunately, however the limbs that he claim to possess are fakes to begin with.

Fortunately, Inferno Dragon transplant his limbs for Crazy Elf Boy.

25th April 2007, 01:32 AM
Unfortunately, ID ask CEB to give him an incredible amount of money.

Fortunately, now being limbless, ID couldn't do a thing when CEB breached the contract and ran away without paying, his limbs now in his posession.

Crazy Elf Boy
25th April 2007, 02:12 AM
Unfortunately, I tripped

Fortunately, this didn't help ID however because he is limbless

25th April 2007, 02:25 AM
Unfortunately, Inferno Dragon is skilled in the arts of voodoo and places a deadly curse on Crazy Elf Boy.

Fortunately, Crazy Elf Boy had this natural born resistance against dark magics.

25th April 2007, 10:39 AM
Unfortunately, this one was a heck of a strong black magic.

Fortunately, some black-magic resisting charms were sold at a nearby Walmart.

25th April 2007, 10:52 AM
Unfortunately, they were made in Taiwan.

Fortunately, the Taiwanese people were exceptionally skilled at making magic-warding charms.

25th April 2007, 10:56 AM
Unfortunately, even though Taiwanese people are talented in such stuffs, the true manufacturer of the charms were the low- skilled mainland people imported over.

Fortunately, those charms when made are supervise by Fett One.

25th April 2007, 07:33 PM
Unfortunately, someone then sabotaged the magic-warding charm.

Fortunately, CEB managed to get a good one that actually works.

Fett One
25th April 2007, 07:37 PM
Unfortunately, it was stolen

Fortunately, the thief was captured 5 minutes later

25th April 2007, 10:35 PM
Unfortunately, he escaped by casting dark magic to blind the police.

Fortunately, the Animorphs stopped him by mauling him in their various morphs.

25th April 2007, 10:39 PM
Unfortunately, in the meantime, CEB was bombarded by dark magics from ID.

Fortunately, miraculously, CEB survived the magic assault.

25th April 2007, 10:43 PM
Unfortunately, he survived by becoming a zombie.

Fortunately, this made him immortal.

25th April 2007, 10:44 PM
Unfortunately, Duncan McCloud from the Highlander TV series came to chop off his head.

Fortunately, Crazy Elf Boy was a master swordsmen.

Fett One
25th April 2007, 11:38 PM
Unfortunately, he was no match for Duncan McCloud

Fortunately, Duncan felt bad for him and allowed CEB to live in peace on a deserted island

26th April 2007, 12:20 AM
Unfortunately, ID then came searching for him.

Fortunately, ID have no luck locating the island.

26th April 2007, 12:47 AM
Unfortunately, I (I_D a.ka. Inferno Dragon) has a satellite in orbit around the earth which could find CEB.

Fortunately, Crazy Elf Boy had a device that could make him and the island undetectable by any satellite technology.

Crazy Elf Boy
26th April 2007, 01:07 AM
Unfortunately, ID decided to melt the polar icecaps raising the water level so he could drown me

Fortunately, this didn't work

26th April 2007, 04:12 AM
Unfortunately, the technology that Inferno Dragon used trigger a Super Volcanic eruption that spells end of the world.

Fortunately, Crazy Elf Boy excaped into space via an alien spacecraft.

Mikachu Yukitatsu
26th April 2007, 05:06 AM
Unfortunately, Mikachu Yukitatsu just noticed that Crazy Elf Boy has now more posts than he.

Fortunately, the alien spacecraft included a time machine which accidentially brought CEB to a time where he had 0 posts.

Crazy Elf Boy
26th April 2007, 03:55 PM
Unfortunately, I wanated them BACK

Fortunately, you were so nice you just gave them back

26th April 2007, 03:58 PM
Unfortunately, that made Mikachu angry.

Fortunately, Mikachu posted a few thousand times to increase his postcount past CEB's.

Fett One
26th April 2007, 06:41 PM
Unfortunately, all of his posts were spam

Fortunately, he realized this and apologized to everyone for spamming

26th April 2007, 09:50 PM
Unfortunately, he was warned by the relevant moderators.

Fortunately, there was this bigger spammer than he is and the adminstration staff from TPM is busy dealing with him.

27th April 2007, 07:49 PM
Unfortunately, that bigger spammer was Mikachu's other alterago and he got in trouble twice.

Fortunately, he explained that someone hacked into that account and start spamming all over TPM.

Fett One
27th April 2007, 08:40 PM
Unfortunately, the hacker is Mikachu's father

Fortunately, Mikachu's was willing to forgive his dad

27th April 2007, 09:50 PM
Unfortunately, Mikachu's mom won't forgive his dad.

Fortunately, Mikachu is able to convince his mom into forgiving her husband.

27th April 2007, 09:53 PM
Unfortunately, he won't be able to convince her why Mikachu's was looking at porn.

Fortunately, the power went out.

Fett One
27th April 2007, 10:16 PM
Unfortunately, this didn't stop them from talking about the porn

Fortunately, with the power out Mikachu, won't have to look at his mom in the eyes while talking to ehr about it

27th April 2007, 10:31 PM
Unfortunately, Mikachu's mom starts whacking him without any particular reason at all, blaming the power failure on him.

Fortunately, they had a back-up generator and the power in the house is up and running again.

Crazy Elf Boy
28th April 2007, 01:26 AM
Unfortunately, One of the wires broke

Fortunately, Mikachu conducts electricity well

Mikachu Yukitatsu
28th April 2007, 03:57 AM
Unfortunately, this made Mikachu turn into Pikachu.

Fortunately, this made all the remaining Pokémon fans happy because he was the world's first real Pokémon!

28th April 2007, 06:21 AM
Unfortunately, you were then hunted by avid Pokemon fans.

Fortunately, you are put under the Endangered Animals list, so no one can hurt you.

Crazy Elf Boy
28th April 2007, 06:34 AM
Unfortunately, They accidently put you on the in Season List

Fortunately, they rectified their mistake befre you got hurt

28th April 2007, 07:03 AM
Unfortunately, hunters do not read the list that often and they started hunting for Mikachu.

Fortunately, superman saves Mikachu from them.

28th April 2007, 01:05 PM
Unfortunately, Superman was a big pokemon fan and caged Mikachu up.

Fortunately, Superman treated Mikachu very well by treating him like a royal.

Crazy Elf Boy
28th April 2007, 02:16 PM
Unfortunately, The super friends wanted in on Mikachu

Fortunately, Superman was happy to share Mikachu

28th April 2007, 07:24 PM
Unfortunately, Spiderman then took off with Mikachu.

Fortunately, Spiderman then dropped Mikachu at the Pokemon planet.

28th April 2007, 07:28 PM
Unfortunately, Team Rocket captured Mikachu.

Fortunately, Ash and company stopped Team Rocket so Mikachu could be free.

Fett One
28th April 2007, 08:29 PM
Unfortunately, Team Rocket managed to steal pikachu

Fortunately, pikachu hit TR with a thunderbolt

Crazy Elf Boy
28th April 2007, 09:24 PM
Unfortunately, they had built up an immunity to electricity from all the shocks

Fortunately, they got hit by a Hyper Beam

28th April 2007, 10:29 PM
Unfortunately, they got injured so bad that they died.

Fortunately, Ash and company had lawyers that could prevent any lawsuits that could come against them.

28th April 2007, 11:39 PM
Unfortunately, the lawyers there are not well -trained.

Fortunately, Mikachu offers them legal help while still in the pokemon form.

29th April 2007, 01:24 AM
Unfortunately, his plan involve killing all the law enforcer in the land.

Fortunately, they managed to pull it off.

Crazy Elf Boy
29th April 2007, 03:11 AM
Unfortunately, there was one still alive

Fortunately, he was hit by a truck

29th April 2007, 12:07 PM
Unfortunately, he was turned into a hologram.

Fortunately, he could only be contained to a certain area.

29th April 2007, 12:11 PM
Unfortunately, the light source of the holograms fails and ended his existence.

Fortunately, there is hope for him to regain his physical body with the reincarnation machine invented by darktyranitar.

29th April 2007, 05:58 PM
Unfortunately, that reincarnated body only has a life form of one month.

Fortunately, that technology also included weaponary from the great american open-gun policy and thus could really go on as killing spree.

29th April 2007, 08:06 PM
Unfortunately, he didn't know how to use firearms.

Fortunately, all these powerful weapons came with a simple but easy manual.

Fett One
29th April 2007, 08:10 PM
Unfortunately, he was too lazy to read the manual

Fortunately, his mom read the manual

29th April 2007, 10:18 PM
Unfortunately, his mom was shot dead by the mob before she could assist in the reading.

Fortunately, the dad is still around.

29th April 2007, 10:22 PM
Unfortunately, the dad was blind.

Fortunately, there was a second manual written in braille so he could help his son understand how to use these weapons.

29th April 2007, 10:25 PM
Unfortunately, he had never been taught braille.

Fortunately, the version ended before he could kill himself incorrectly using the weaponry.