GAME: Fortunately, Unfortunately v.6 (M.A. Zak)

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the spelled worked too well and it caused Antonio to want to do nothing but lay in bed relaxing

Fortunately, he hired a nurse to take care of him so he won't have to get out of bed

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, a plane came crashing down from the sky and landed on both the nurse and Antonio, smashing them into smittering bits.

Fortunately, the pilot survived the crash!

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the pilot ended up in a coma.

Fortunately, he had his family by his side until he woke up.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he had amesia and couldn't remember his family

Fortunately, his family tried to jog his memory

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, this didn't work

Fortunately, they had some really big shock paddles that would do the trick

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the big shock paddles did not work since the electric supply had been cut off.

Fortunately, the generator is still in working condition.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the generator could only produce power for 5 seconds

Fortunately, they brought a new generator

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, that put them in deep debt.

Fortunately, Bill Gates and Donald Trump decided to give them the money to pay for the rest of the payments.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the pilot then have to work for both Donald Trump and Bill Gates to pay off the debt.

Fortunately, he only had to work for one week for both of them.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they wouldn't let him quit after 1 week

Fortunately, he enjoyed working for them

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, his enjoyment ended when they forced him to the most stinkiest, nastiest, grossiest jobs in the company.

Fortunately, he loved doing gross jobs for some odd reason.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, becaused he liked the jobs so much they put him to work in thier service FOREVER

Fortunately, he was saved

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, it was on a Playstation Memory Card.

Fortunately, Bill Gates found a way to bring him to X-Box360! Now is that fortunate or...

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, Bill Gates died before he can do it.

Fortunately, he left behind a great mass of fortune for darktyranitar.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, darktyranitar was a hermit who placed no value in material wealth.

Fortunately, the money made decent kindling.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, darktyranitar's house burned.

Fortunately, he found a new one in...Singapore!

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, that house cost him a bomb.

Fortunately, darktyranitar could reside in Roarkiller's home.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Roarkiller talks in his sleep

Fortunately, darktyranitar has earplugs

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, Roarkiller ate darktyranitar's earplugs.

Fortunately, darktyranitar kept a second set around just in case the first set got eaten.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, he lost the second set of ear plugs and felt guilty about it since it belongs to Mr Pikachu.

Fortunately, Mr Pikachu forgive darktyranitar of his 'crime'.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, mr_pikachu then ask him to run some errand for him.

Fortunately, the jobs were easy.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, his last mission was really his last because he got ambushed.

Fortunately, he had a AK-47 to help him out.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the AK-47 was a fake.

Fortunately, he was rescued in time by Inferno Dragon armed with sulphuric acid.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Inferno Dragon dropped the acid on his foot

Fortunately, his shoes are acid proof

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, his pants aren't.

Fortunately, he managed to wash the acid off his pants before they could burn his legs.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, all those through washing made a hole on his precious pant.

Fortunately, he had a spare one.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, these got burned up by a large spontaneous fire

Fortunately, they were only singed a little and still wearable

[Master Chief]

Unfortunatly, they disintegrated when they were worn in the rain.

Fortunatly, nobody was there to see him in his undergarments.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, his undergarment is transparent and everyone could see whats beneath.

Fortunately, he was able to escape from the onlookers.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, he ran into a biggger squad if onlookers

Fortunately, he accuired supper teleporting powers to get away

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he teleported into the middle of the ocean

Fortunately, he knew how to swim

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the ocean is a shark-infested habitat. And he lost a leg as a dinner for the sharks.

Fortunately, he managed to escape alive other than a loss of the leg.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, he needed that leg to get away from the man devouring snakes on the shore

Forunately, he had a magical potion that gave him back his leg

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, his hands then got eaten by some crocodile.

Fortunately, he discovered that he has the power to recover lost limb!

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately to get that power, Inferno Dragon have to sell his soul to the devil to get it.

Fortunately, there was an alternative method that has not been uncovered.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, that method was still a mystery

Fortunately, Inferno Dragon only had to sell a soul to the devil so he sold a bugs one

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, bugs didn't have souls, so the devil immediately realized he had been swindled.

Fortunately, he loved dirty tricks as much as anyone, so he merely congratulated Inferno for his impressive "bargaining."

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately even with the power, he is still powerless to recover his limbs since he lack the manual.

Fortunately all he is to sell another soul to get it.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he sold Dark-San soul to get the manual

Fortunately, Dark-San sold Crazy Elf Boy soul in order to get his soul back

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, Crazy Elf Boy sold Fett One's Souls to get his soul back.

Fortunately, this was all for the rehersal of the play "Soul Dealings" put on by the cast of TPM for tommorrow's Grand Premiere.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, they accidentally sold all those souls for real in the process.

Fortunately, since it was done by accident, they weren't bound by a contract.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately the devil runs rampage, realizing that the contract is not bound.

Fortunately the members sold Mr Pikachu's soul for real, to applease the devil.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, mr_pikachu was mad at them for this.

Fortunately, he calmed down and agreed that if it could keep the devil of their backs, he would be fine.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the God went after us.

Fortunately, there's no active religion topic at TPM right now.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, DarkTemplarZero started one.

Fortunately, he was flamed mercilessly for doing so. :D

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, Jay then came to hack the forum.

Fortunately, he was immediately banned before he could even type a thing here.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he hacked in again and this time was successful in messing with the boards

Fortunately, all Jay did was delete reset everyone's post count

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, everybody was angry at him.

Fortunately, they all calmed down because that allowed them to start out fresh and do things that they didn't have the chance to do before.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, Jay decides to delete the accounts intead. In the process, everyone had problems creating a new one again.

Fortunately, Dark-san chew his head off before he can do it.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Dark-san literay chewed off Jay's head

Fortunately, the police never found out he was the one that did it

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, someone then told the police.

Fortunately, they decided to drop Dark San from the charge of murdering because Jay was a wanted-dead-or-alive criminal.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Mikachu Yukitatsu wished there was no police.

Fortunately, granted, but instead there will be army killing you whenever you commit a crime.

Yes, I remember that I am not the first one who mixes these games.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately by being an ex- army seargent from national service, I am still liable to being charged with martial law.

Fortunately I escaped from detention camp that was holding me.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the police are now on your trail.

Fortunately, you managed to seek refugee at Malaysia.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, they were expecting you there.

Fortunately, you catch a flight to Japan.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the flight gets delayed

Fortunately, you are able to get first class on another flight

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately the plane on the mist of flying crashed down onto an unknown island.

Fortunately I was able to adapt to its environment.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, it doesn't help that you accidently landed in Dinotopia where Dinosaurs rule over humans.

Fortunately, you met a group of nice talking dinosaurs that decided to accept you into their society.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, they are actually tricking you so that they can eat you.

Fortunately, you realized this and you managed to escape.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, They chased you down and caught you

Fortunately, you made a daring escape only using 3 cottons swabs and a ribber band and a packet of ciggaretes

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the tools made available by Crazy Elf Boy only work for ten minutes.

Fortunately, the escape was made easier when a lady with knockout curves offer help.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, it was a really a dinosaur in disguise and she wanted to eat you.

Fortunately, you had the Chronospecter on you to defend yourself from all these dinosaurs.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, I didn't know what that was so it didn't exist

Fortunately, You still had the BFG from Doom 3

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the BFG was out of ammo

Fortunately, you found an ammo clip on the ground

[Inferno_Dragon]

(Crazy Elf Boy, the Chronosceptor was the ultimate weapon used in Turok: Dinosaur Hunter.)

Unfortunately, it was caught in a trap-like device.

Fortunately, you have read "How to escape from traps by using various objects" by MacGuvyer so you can disable it in no time.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, it was written in French. (Yes and I can't read French)

Fortunately, I have an Indiana Jones' instinct that allowed me to escape the traps.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, you triggered other traps

Fortunately, none of the traps caused you any harm

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the next trap you set off injects you with lethal poison.

Fortunately, you always carry around a vial of antidote with you.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, one of the dinosaurs knocked it off from your hand.

Fortunately, you had spare antidote.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

(Ohhh that Chronoscepter)

Unfortunately, That vial was destroyed

Fortunately, drinking dinosaur blood also cured it

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the dinosaur that you drank blood from was infected.

Fortunately, they turned you into a dinosaur (A Utahraptor) so you would no longer be infected.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately while in a dinosaur form, Crazy Elf Boy came hunting after me to hunt me down.

*He must have dinosaurs ^.^*

Fortunately I was able to transform back to human and escape from the sick island leaving Crazy Elf Boy behind to wipe out those dinosaurs into extinction.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, I ran out of ammo

Fortunately, I still had my big ass sword

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, your sword broke.

Fortunately, you know of a Goron who could fix it for you.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the Goron is not even qualified to fix your sword.

Fortunately, you found a whip on the ground.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the whip was too short to be used as a weapon

Fortunately, you were still able to run away

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, you stepped on a mine and consequently lost both of your legs.

Fortunately, you knew how to walk on your hands.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, while walking on your hands, you accidently set off another mine and your hands are blown off.

Fortunately, Indiana Jones comes to rescue to take you out of this place.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, I still wanted my arms and legs bag.

Fortunately, I found a way to steal them from Indiana jones

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, you were stopped by Short Run

Fortunately, you were able to pay him to keep quite and let you take them

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, he was a stingy man and demands you pay him, your entire assest.

Fortunately, you are one who does not abide by the trade laws. You hit him and knock him conscious before robbing him of the limbs.

*I wonder how you do that without the limbs though.*

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the logic from Dark-San's comment cause Crazy Elf Boy to remain limbless.

Fortunately, Dr Evil then offered to put the limbs on him.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, he did it with super glue

Fortunately, I found some one that would really do it

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, however the limbs that he claim to possess are fakes to begin with.

Fortunately, Inferno Dragon transplant his limbs for Crazy Elf Boy.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, ID ask CEB to give him an incredible amount of money.

Fortunately, now being limbless, ID couldn't do a thing when CEB breached the contract and ran away without paying, his limbs now in his posession.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, I tripped

Fortunately, this didn't help ID however because he is limbless

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, Inferno Dragon is skilled in the arts of voodoo and places a deadly curse on Crazy Elf Boy.

Fortunately, Crazy Elf Boy had this natural born resistance against dark magics.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, this one was a heck of a strong black magic.

Fortunately, some black-magic resisting charms were sold at a nearby Walmart.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, they were made in Taiwan.

Fortunately, the Taiwanese people were exceptionally skilled at making magic-warding charms.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, even though Taiwanese people are talented in such stuffs, the true manufacturer of the charms were the low- skilled mainland people imported over.

Fortunately, those charms when made are supervise by Fett One.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, someone then sabotaged the magic-warding charm.

Fortunately, CEB managed to get a good one that actually works.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, it was stolen

Fortunately, the thief was captured 5 minutes later

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, he escaped by casting dark magic to blind the police.

Fortunately, the Animorphs stopped him by mauling him in their various morphs.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, in the meantime, CEB was bombarded by dark magics from ID.

Fortunately, miraculously, CEB survived the magic assault.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he survived by becoming a zombie.

Fortunately, this made him immortal.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, Duncan McCloud from the Highlander TV series came to chop off his head.

Fortunately, Crazy Elf Boy was a master swordsmen.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he was no match for Duncan McCloud

Fortunately, Duncan felt bad for him and allowed CEB to live in peace on a deserted island

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, ID then came searching for him.

Fortunately, ID have no luck locating the island.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, I (I_D a.ka. Inferno Dragon) has a satellite in orbit around the earth which could find CEB.

Fortunately, Crazy Elf Boy had a device that could make him and the island undetectable by any satellite technology.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, ID decided to melt the polar icecaps raising the water level so he could drown me

Fortunately, this didn't work

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the technology that Inferno Dragon used trigger a Super Volcanic eruption that spells end of the world.

Fortunately, Crazy Elf Boy excaped into space via an alien spacecraft.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Mikachu Yukitatsu just noticed that Crazy Elf Boy has now more posts than he.

Fortunately, the alien spacecraft included a time machine which accidentially brought CEB to a time where he had 0 posts.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, I wanated them BACK

Fortunately, you were so nice you just gave them back

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, that made Mikachu angry.

Fortunately, Mikachu posted a few thousand times to increase his postcount past CEB's.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, all of his posts were spam

Fortunately, he realized this and apologized to everyone for spamming

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, he was warned by the relevant moderators.

Fortunately, there was this bigger spammer than he is and the adminstration staff from TPM is busy dealing with him.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, that bigger spammer was Mikachu's other alterago and he got in trouble twice.

Fortunately, he explained that someone hacked into that account and start spamming all over TPM.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the hacker is Mikachu's father

Fortunately, Mikachu's was willing to forgive his dad

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, Mikachu's mom won't forgive his dad.

Fortunately, Mikachu is able to convince his mom into forgiving her husband.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, he won't be able to convince her why Mikachu's was looking at porn.

Fortunately, the power went out.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, this didn't stop them from talking about the porn

Fortunately, with the power out Mikachu, won't have to look at his mom in the eyes while talking to ehr about it

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, Mikachu's mom starts whacking him without any particular reason at all, blaming the power failure on him.

Fortunately, they had a back-up generator and the power in the house is up and running again.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, One of the wires broke

Fortunately, Mikachu conducts electricity well

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, this made Mikachu turn into Pikachu.

Fortunately, this made all the remaining Pokémon fans happy because he was the world's first real Pokémon!

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, you were then hunted by avid Pokemon fans.

Fortunately, you are put under the Endangered Animals list, so no one can hurt you.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, They accidently put you on the in Season List

Fortunately, they rectified their mistake befre you got hurt

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, hunters do not read the list that often and they started hunting for Mikachu.

Fortunately, superman saves Mikachu from them.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, Superman was a big pokemon fan and caged Mikachu up.

Fortunately, Superman treated Mikachu very well by treating him like a royal.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, The super friends wanted in on Mikachu

Fortunately, Superman was happy to share Mikachu

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, Spiderman then took off with Mikachu.

Fortunately, Spiderman then dropped Mikachu at the Pokemon planet.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, Team Rocket captured Mikachu.

Fortunately, Ash and company stopped Team Rocket so Mikachu could be free.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Team Rocket managed to steal pikachu

Fortunately, pikachu hit TR with a thunderbolt

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, they had built up an immunity to electricity from all the shocks

Fortunately, they got hit by a Hyper Beam

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, they got injured so bad that they died.

Fortunately, Ash and company had lawyers that could prevent any lawsuits that could come against them.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the lawyers there are not well -trained.

Fortunately, Mikachu offers them legal help while still in the pokemon form.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, his plan involve killing all the law enforcer in the land.

Fortunately, they managed to pull it off.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, there was one still alive

Fortunately, he was hit by a truck

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, he was turned into a hologram.

Fortunately, he could only be contained to a certain area.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the light source of the holograms fails and ended his existence.

Fortunately, there is hope for him to regain his physical body with the reincarnation machine invented by darktyranitar.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, that reincarnated body only has a life form of one month.

Fortunately, that technology also included weaponary from the great american open-gun policy and thus could really go on as killing spree.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, he didn't know how to use firearms.

Fortunately, all these powerful weapons came with a simple but easy manual.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he was too lazy to read the manual

Fortunately, his mom read the manual

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, his mom was shot dead by the mob before she could assist in the reading.

Fortunately, the dad is still around.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the dad was blind.

Fortunately, there was a second manual written in braille so he could help his son understand how to use these weapons.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he had never been taught braille.

Fortunately, the version ended before he could kill himself incorrectly using the weaponry.