GAME: Fortunately, Unfortunately v.6 (M.A. Zak)

[mr_pikachu]

Fortunately, Unfortunately - version 6
Super Mod Approved by Zak


The rules of Fortunately, Unfortunately are pretty simple. Just continue the story with two statements. The first should start with "Unfortunately" and the second should start with "Fortunately". Here's an example of how it might work.


Unfortunately, everyone in the world became evil!

Fortunately, the evil people learned to live in peace.



Get the idea? Just continue the story, from post to post. It can go in wild and crazy directions, so be ready for some hilarity!

All other rules of PCG still apply, so be sure to read them (http://www.pokemasters.net/forums/index.php?topic=43499.0).

Let’s get it started!



Unfortunately, I'm not very good at golf.

Fortunately, I'm excellent at miniature golf.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, all miniature golf courses were shut down for renovations.

Fortunately, mr_pikachu had his own private miniature golf course.

[Mega Horny]

Unfortunately, Mega Horny rejoined the topic.

Fortunately, He didn't stay long.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, his friends joined in

Fortunately, they were really nice

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, they were only nice to him because he owed them money. Otherwise, they wouldn't get violent and beat him up a lot.

Fortunately, Mega Horny had the money to pay them and everybody lived happily ever after.

[Mega Horny]

Unfortunately, I didn't actually pay it.

Fortunately, Blademaster forced me to.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the money was counterfeit.

Fortunately, the bank teller who later accepted the deposit didn't realize that.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the manager found out and fired the teller

Fortunately, the teller got a job at another bank

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the bank teller got fired for that and had to live as a homeless person because her bank job paid the rent.

Fortunately, Bill Gates decided to start up a fund to help out the homeless people.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he lost interest when he realized that he was losing money rather than gaining it.

Fortunately, he didn't lose enough money to give up his title as the world's richest person.

[Mega Horny]

Unfortunately, this allowed him to stay as pompous as ever

Fortunately, Dragonis drowned him in his own urine.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, this was all a bad dream.

Fortunately, Bill Gates knew the remedy a bad dream was a nice hot cup of milk with chocolate and marshmellows ... and to swim in his money bin.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he quickly discovered that diving into an empty money bin can be quite painful.

Fortunately, he was able to sue the person who stole his money bin for damages... and he did the same to the company that built his "defective" money bin.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he lost both lawsuits

Fortunately, he was happy being poor

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, that was all delusional and he became insane.

Fortunately, Donald Trump was his closest best friend and put him in the best psychiatric hospital.

[DarkEntei]

Unfortunately, Tom Cruise publicly bashed Gates for seeking psychiatric help, saying it violated the principles of Scientology.

Fortunately, Oprah arrived to kill Tom (http://oprahkillstom.ytmnd.com/) shortly thereafter.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, Oprah failed to get through the front gate of Tom Cruise's mansion.

Fortunately, she started a protest group that created a negative impact for scientology and Mission Impossible III's box office ratings.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Oprah was shot by a member of Scientology

Fortunately, she survived the shot

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, she was shot once again.

Fortunately this time, she wore bullet proof armor.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, she was shot in the face.

Fortunately, the bullet was stopped by the metal plate in her skull.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the metal plate was behind her brains.

Fortunately, after she was finally dead, she was accepted to Heaven.

[DarkEntei]

Unfortunately, this Heaven was ruled by Xenu.

Fortunately, he let Oprah continue her show from beyond the grave.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, no one watched it

Fortunately, this was a good thing

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, Martha Stewart sued Fett One for using her trademark line.

Fortunately, Fett One was actually good friends with Martha Stewart and they decided to drop it if he would appear on Oprah's show.

[kitsun]

Unfortunately, Fett One failed to show up for Oprah.

Fortunately, Oprah's show was completely booked, anyways.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Martha Stewart still got mad

Fortunately, she forgot her anger when I allowed her to remodel Inferno_Dragon home

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, my home was really disguised as Fett One's home.

Fortunately, Fett One's house need to be remodeled so he didn't mind.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Mikachu Yukitatsu travelled across the world wanting to meet all the TPMers.

Fortunately, he didn't find Fett One.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, I found Mikachu Yukitatsu

Fortunately, we ended up becoming friends

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the friendship ended when Mikachu Yukitatsu damaged Fett One's valuable Solid Gold Legendary Figurine collection.

Fortunately, Fett One was able to get a second set from eBay.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he had to sell his house to buy the set.

Fortunately, living in a cardboard box wasn't too bad.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, mr_pikachu also lost his house and had to move into a box

Fortunately, i'm the one that moved into mr_pikachu house

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, mr_pikachu and Fett One don't get along very well.

Fortunately, a mysterious stranger gave them each a pill that allowed them to calm down so they could live together.

[SoulflameNinetales]

(I'm still alive!)

Unfortunately, the pill give them humongous cravings for cheese

Forunately, a warehouse full of cheese was located close by.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, they had no money.

Fortunately, they were very skilled thieves.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately there were caught by Kakashi.

Fortunately, he was suddenly distracted when Naruto made 200 clones and started causing trouble.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately Naruto wanted $5,000 for helping us escape with the cheese

Fortunately, he accepted an I.O.U

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Mikachu Yukitatsu had to use Wikipedia to see what is an IOU.

Fortunately, it didn't matter.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, Naruto knew that it matter and wanted to get his money at any cost.

Fortunately, Mikachu Yukitatsu hired Gaara and Sasuke to protect him from Naruto.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he could only afford them for 15 minutes

Fortunately, they gave him a full hour of protection for free

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, in order to do that, he had to get rid of Sakura.

Fortunately, he was a skilled assassin .... and he really hated Sakura.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, this Sakura that he has to kill is the one from Cardcaptor Sakura, not the one from Naruto.

Fortunately, Gaara and Sasuke was satisfied enough that they agreed to give him the much-needed protection.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, Sakura's Shield card protected her from all harm.

Fortunately, everybody loved Sakura more than all the others anyway.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, I hated Sakura so much that I launched a barrage of nuclear missiles at her.

Fortunately, Naruto's Sakura decided to perform a powerful move to step the nuclear missile barage.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the nuclear missle barrage was redirected at Iraq

Fortunately, every one was thrilled about that

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the missiles all missed and hit Iran.

Fortunately, Iran decided not to counterattack.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, that was only what everybody thought Iran would do because Iran launched a nuclear strike at every country except Iran and Iraq,

Fortunately, the missile dissappear into a wormhole that lead to another dimension.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the another dimension had advanced technology that cause the missiles to be redirected at it's original source.

Fortunately, the missiles was accidentally send to Jupiter.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, this pissed off Sailor Jupiter

Fortunately, no one payed any attention to her

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the Sailor Scouts backed her up.

Fortunately, Serena was too distracted and decided to take the group out for a fancy dinner.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, a mysterious bomb then fell from above.

Fortunately, it was a dud.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, it still increased the terror alert level.

Fortunately, nobody cared about an aquamarine alert anyway.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, in todays fashion world aquamarine is the new red.

Fortunately, nobody really cares about keeping up with the new fashion.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unortunately, everyone dressed up in a different way and caused too much work for tailors.

Fortunately, a girl named Henna still dressed in the same way as...nobody.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, "nobody" was a famous fashion designer so it caused a big deal of stress to the world.

Fortunately, there was a pill for that.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the pill caused memory lost

Fortunately, people didn't care since they couldn't remember anything

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Henna turned into a Jynx who could remember only the pill.

Fortunately, she could also sing better than Tarja Turunen (A Finnish opera-heavy-star).

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, nobody listen to opera nowadays.

Fortunately, Henna began to sing folk songs.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, no one cared about that either.

Fortunately, since that the only music left (every other type of music mysterious vanished for no apparent reason), people didn't mind.

[Phoenixsong]

Unfortunately, aliens from a distant planet thought that the music was brain-melting racket and vaporized Henna along with all traces of her godawful singing.

Fortunately, they gave everyone else donuts.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the donuts were laced with poison

Fortunately, humans were immune to the poison

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, that situation only occured if they had the antidote with them.

Fortunately, all of them were smart enough to carry each a vial of antidote.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, The vials were accidently full of arsenic

Fortunately, Everyone was warned

[darktyranitar]

Fortunately, they weren't warned of the poison in the donuts.

Fortunately, they never ate the donuts that the aliens gave to them.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the aliens tricked them by switching standard donuts with the poison donuts so the aliens would still win.

Fortunately, a psychic knew of this plan and told everybody to never a donut in their life.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Homer Simpson was too stupid to heed this warning

Fortunately, Marge stopped him from eating the donuts

[Phoenixsong]

Unfortunately, as Marge was disposing of the toxic donuts the aliens, frustrated at having their plans foiled, set her massive hair on fire.

Fortunately, Homer was able beat the flames down with Waffles the cat.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, Waffle was then burned to death.

Fortunately, he makes a good roasted meat.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Homer refused to share the meat

Fortunately, he couldn't finish themeat so everyone else got to finish the leftovers, except for Lisa since she is a vegetarian

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, this pushed Lisa to destroy the meat

Fortunately, Its amazing what 8 years wont do if you threaten there invisible friend

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, Ralph's imaginary friend counteracted Lisa's imaginary friend.

Fortunately, the two imaginary friends knew each other and wouldn't fight.

[Phoenixsong]

Unfortunately, that made no sense to me whatsoever.

Fortunately, neither does this: The infected chicken has eaten my parents while dancing the macarena atop a goat and a rabid lumberjack's imaginary friend of eight years.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, one person actually understood that

Fortunately, we killed that person to prevent him from having kids

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, he was immortal.

Fortunately, I know the Duncan McCloud (A.K.A) the Highlander so he could chop his head off and get rid of this one person.

(By the way, I never understood the chopping off heads thing and the lightning part either.)

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, I tapped my 2 swamps and my forest to play a Putrefy on the Highlander instantly killing him.

Fortunately, No one here plays magic here so it doesn't matter. /cry

*Storms off in a big rage from the fact no one here plays magic*

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, a magic geek showed up

Fortunately, he didn't care

While I'm not a fan of magic I do know how to play the game; comes from being friends with people that enjoy playing it.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, a Versus geek showed up to say that Magic is lame.

Fortunately, a Yu-Gi-Oh TCG Geek showed up to back the Magic Geek up while he beats the Versus geek into submission.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, a Pokemon TCG geek arrived and declared that his geekdom was better than all the others.

Fortunately, he was right.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, he found out that there is someone else who is even geekier than the the four of them combined.

Fortunately, everybody that has been picking on them for being geek started to pick on this guy instead.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, this guy was also a body builder

Fortunately, he didn't want to hurt anyone

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the combination of his bodybuilding and klutziness led to him seriously injuring everyone who got near him.

Fortunately, the only people who came near him were evil.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, mr_pikachu was evil so he kept on hurting mr_pikachu.

Fortunately, mr_pikachu casts Hadoken on the body builder.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, mr_pikachu goofed up and cast the wrong spell

Fortunately, things worked out in mr_pikachu favor anyway

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the "Itchy" spell was really stupid and uncool.

Fortunately, it still rendered the bodybuilder utterly harmless.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the bodybuilder managed to remove the spell from his body.

Fortunately, mr_pikachu was long gone when the time arrived.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the bodybuilder knew where mr_pikachu lived

Fortunately, mr_pikachu moved

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the body builder knew where mr_pikachu moved.

Fortunately, mr_pikachu moved to the planet Pluto where he had his own private home which filtered Earth Oxygen every second.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, he forgot to install the heating system.

Fortunately, some alien stopped at Pluto, and they had a heating system that they'd gladly give to mr_pikachu- free of charge.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the body builder was hiding inside the box for the heating system

Fortunately, the aliens took the box with them when they left

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the body builder escape from the box right before the aliens could ship him off.

Fortunately, the body builder got a terrible rash when exposed to hot temperatures so mr_pikachu turned up the temperature to sweltering heat.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, mr_pikachu's home overheated the whole Pluto.

Fortunately, Mikachu Yukitatsu had an ability to catch air in a bag and sent that bag fulll of Finnish winter air to Pluto.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, Crazyelfboy got greedy and ate the air.

Fortunately, He brang a box with a nice Australian breeze in it.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he lost the box

Fortunately, he had a spare box

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, that box was curse.

Fortunately, I had the anti-curse.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, you were still on Earth.

Fortunately, you had a teleporting machine that could send you to Pluto.

[kitsun]

Unfortunately, he accidetly teleported onto Io, one of Jupiter's moons. (Correct me if I'm wrong...)

Fortunately, he had to make a pit stop anyways.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Io had no bathrooms

Fortunately, he found a tree

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, it was the kite-eating tree.

Fortunately, it was on a strict non-human diet.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, ID turns out to be a dragon.

Fortunatelym the tree didn't like dragon's meat.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, a wizard came along and decided to slay me.

Fortunately, I was able to change to my human form so I could easily avoid the blow.

[kitsun]

Unfortunately, the spell was homing, and still on course for Inferno Dragon.

Fortunately, kitsun leaped in, Master Sword drawn, and deflected the spell back at the wizard, killing the wizard.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, kitsun then asked ID for a million dollar for saving him.

Fortuantely, kitsun agreed to compromise and go with the offered money of one hundred dollar.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unforunately, I ate it

Fortunately, I was forced to throw it up

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, it was unsalvagable.

Fortunately, I had an extra 100 dollar bill on hand plus I gave another 100 dollar bill just in case that the first one would get eaten.

[kitsun]

Unfortunately, Kitsun was still very upset with CEB.

Fortunately, CEB was a very fast runner.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, kitsun was a faster runner.

Fortunately, darktyranitar then came and tripped kitsun's leg, causing him to fly off, out of sight.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, kitsun was headed towards a black hole.

Fortunately, I saved him in my dragon form (with a spell that allows me to breathe in space) and returned kitsun to earth.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, kitsun was so scared of what happened that he died of a heart attack

Fortunately, kitsun family had 1 pheonix down that they could use to bring him back

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the stabbing was caused by a stabbing from Sephiroth, and those who die by Sephiroth's blade are not revived so easily.

Fortunately, Cloud decided to kill Sephiroth in retaliation with his shorter, heavier sword.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Mikachu Yukitatsu wanted to bring the story back to the box of Australian breeze.

Fortunately, he was wrong when he thought that the Australian goverment would like to get paid for the air.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately the story was brang back AND the Australian Governement wanted money for it

Fortunately, since i am Australian I dont have to pay for it....haha take that John Howard

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, Mikachu Yukitatsu got very angry and launched a barrage a missiles at Australia.

Fortunately, the Planeteers summoned Captain Planet to save Australia from the barrage of missiles.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, America inexplicably declared war with Australia, so Captain America grabbed the missiles and threw them at Australia with supersonic velocity.

Fortunately, Andrew emerged from the shadows and became Captain Australia, a superhero with no superpowers whatsoever.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, Andrew got killed in this missle barrage

Fortunately, Inferno Dragon was able to revive him

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, Andrew then decided to vent his anger towards Inferno Dragon.

Fortunately, a missile then hit him, blowing him up into tiny pieces until he couldn't be revived anymore.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he was revived by someone casting Life3

Fortunately, Andrew had no memory of who he was

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he was able to track the scent of his savior.

Fortunately, the person had grown wings and took flight, so the trail was lost.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, a feather was left behind.

Fortunately, Andrew was a genius when it come to animal botany.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortuantely, we don't know whether that's fortunate or unfortunate.

Fortunately, andrew fortunately knew it was fortunately fortunate.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he went insane from trying to comprehend that statement.

Fortunately, this prevented Andrew from killing anyone else.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, Andrew's robot did it for him.

Fortunately, Andrew had a self-destruct button just in case the robot went on a total killing spree.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the bomb set was too big.

Fortunately, for me, it didn't reach Finland.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, It was suddenly shifted towards the blast zone

Fortunately, this massive shifting of continents moved all inhabited coninents out of the way of the blast

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, it then caused a series of earthquake, tsunami, and volcanic eruption to happen at avery part of the world.

Fortunately, we were smart to get off to space and set a space colony there.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the moon also had a bomb which exploded.

Fortunately, we had a space colony on Mars.

[Ghost]

Unfortunately, the Space Colony had been destroyed by human-hating martians.

Fortunately, they forgot to destroy the spare space colony we had on Mars.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, no one survived the attack.

Fortunately, there are other survivors who are living on some spaceship that is drifting around Earth, hoping that Earth would one day be habitable again.

[kitsun]

Unfortunately, the ship ran out of supplies.

Fortunately, Earth becme habitable at that precice moment.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately Earth blew up.

Fortunately, they searched for the next earth-like planet named "Bob".

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Bob was inhabited by hostile aliens

Fortunately, the aliens were primitives, who only had rocks as weapons

[kitsun]

Unfortunately, the martians brought the bobians their weapons

Fortunately, the bobians were untrained in the use of the weapons and ended up doing more damage to each other than to us.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, they then up blow the planet up.

Fortunately, we were still alive.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, we were all infected with a zombie virus.

Fortunately, a brilliant scientist had the anti-virus.

[kitsun]

Unfotunately, the scientist was the first to be infected.

Fortunately, we killed the scientist outright, so the virus didn't spread

[Fett One]

Unfotunately, we didn't get rid of the scientist fast enough

Fortunately, the anti-virus worked

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, it worked by destroying all organic matter with which it came in contact, including the people who took the anti-virus.

Fortunately, that minimized the damage from the virus.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, that wiped out all humankind.

Fortunately, there was a half human, half dragon who was immune to the virus.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, There was only one of him

Forunately he was able to make new people to inhabit the earth again

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, they become embroiled in civil war.

Fortunately, the good guys won.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, good and bad are just a matter of persepective.

Fortunately, that didn't matter now.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, we didn't know who the "good" guys were

Fortunately, There were the people who stood for morale truth, blah blah bkah etc etc etc you get the idea

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, everyone has their own set of values and morals.

Fortunately, the values and morals of the "good guys" were well-founded.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the "good guys" were really bad guys in disguise.

Fortunately, they liked doing good things so they kept on being good.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they decided to become evil again

Fortunately, some local superheroes arrived to stop them

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the bad guys were stronger.

Fortunately, each one of them had some really major weakness (like Superman's weakness to krypptonite, you get the idea), and the superheroes managed to exploit their weakness.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the villians were able to exploit the superhero's weakness.

Fortunately, this was all a movie watched by every TPM member.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, most people hated the movie

Fortunately, no one had to pay any money to see the movie

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the producers were driven into bankruptcy.

Fortunately, it was one less group that would force their rubbish into movie theaters for years to come.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunate, one man's rubbish is another man's treasure.

Fortunately, someone actually understood what I just said.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, this man was someone stuck in a mental asylum.

Fortunately, everyone else eventually understood what you are saying.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they didn't like what it meant

Fortunately, Inferno_Dragon had moved far away by this point

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, they could still find me.

Fortunately, I used the Oblivate spell to make them forget everything about me.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Mikachu Yukitatsu forgot the English language, too.

Fortunately, all the TPMers wanted to learn Finnish.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he couldn't teach them since he didn't know English.

Fortunately, one of his friends knew both Finnish and English.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, he didn't have the right materials.

Fortunately, he knew of a store where he could get the materials.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he couldn't afford the materials

Fortunately, the store gave him a job so he can pay off the items

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, to pay off the debt he had to work really long hours and not enough time to teach us all how to speak finnish.

Fortunately, He hired some people to help him

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

(I assume you were talking about the friend of mine there)

Unfortunately, it then took all the money to hire the assistants.

Fortunately, Mikachu Yukitatsu suddenly gained omniscience and could speak English again.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, an assassin damaged his vocal cords so he could never speak again.

Fortunately, Stephen Hawking gave him a voice box to speak out of.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the voice box didn't work

Fortunately, all it needed was a new battery

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, its was a special battery that no one could craft

Fortunately, I learnt how to make one

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, you forgot how.

Fortunately, you had a book that taught you how to make one again.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the book was stolen

Fortunately, you had another copy of the book

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the words on the book are blurred due to the poor state of the book.

Fortunately, you remembered that you have saved the instruction on your PC.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, your computer crashed.

Fortunately, you had the information downloaded on a Floppy Disk.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, since Floppy disks are a dead technology i didn't have a floppy disk drive

Fortunately, the computers at my school are soooo outdated they still have them

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, you can't get into the school because all of the doors are locked

Fortunately, you find the school janitor

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, he is a evil robot bent on destroy mankind.

Fortunately, you had the device to reprogram him so he could help you.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, you can't get into the school because all of the doors are locked

When has that ever stopped me?

Unfortunately, it was knocked away

Fortunately, I put up an epic struggle to retrieve said device

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, your floppy disc got stolen in the fight.

Fortunately, you put up another epic struggle to retrieve it back.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, you lose the struggle

Fortunately, you are able to steal the keys from the janitor

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the principal promptly changed all the locks.

Fortunately, all the new locks were identical to the old ones.

[Master Chief]

Unfortunatly, the lockers were broken into the next day.

Fortunatly, the cops found out who was breaking into the lockers, and put him into jail.

oops, i meant to say this...

Unfortunatly, the school was broken into the next day.

Fortunatly, the cops caught the guy and made him pay $1,000,000 in damages, then sent him to jail.

[DarkEntei]

Unfortunately, the payment and jail time occured during a game of Monopoly.

Fortunately, the game was so long that it was a punishment in itself.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, this meant he was free to resume his criminal activities.

Fortunately, he was so traumatized from the game that he was sent to an asylum.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, he was force to play Monopoly the rest of his life.

Fortunately, he sold his soul to the devil so the game Monopoly no longer existed.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, Milton Bradly just made another Monoply rip off called Ylponom.

Fortunately, since the name wasn't catchy it failed and they went bankrupt

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, this meant they couldn't make a new Pokemon Monopoly for the fourth generation.

Fortunately, nobody would have bought it anyway, so it kept them from wasting time.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but since millions of pokemon fans were expecting it, they all decided to destroy every piece of entermainment in the world.

Fortunately, a hypnosis spell solved that problem.

[Fett One]

Inferno_Dragon, I didn't know you can grant an Unfortunately, lol


Unfortunately, the spell wore off after 3 days

Fortunately, the person who cast the spell recast it

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, the person was eaten by a GIANT PIE (Steak)

Fortunately, the steak pie didn't like people

[Master Chief]

whoa, talk about random...that post just deleted itself lol

anyways, Unfortunatly, the pie went on a rampage.

Fortunatly, all the pie (eating) lovers came to eat it.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the pie has poison on it.

Fortunately, the poison were only present in a very tiny amount that it was not lethal.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the pie was poisoned.

Fortunately, the people had an immunity to poison.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, only the adults were immune

Fortunately, no children ate the pie

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, some animals ate the pie.

Fortunately, they had strong stomachs.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

UNFORTUNATELY, THE STOMACHS EXPLODED ,CAUSE I JUST REALISED I HAVE CAPS LOCK ON

Fortunately, they where able to get transplants.

[Master Chief]

Unfortunatly, the transplants were from humans and they got rejected.

Fortunatly, there were some spare animal organs.

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, those organs belonged to the most poisonous animals around.

Fortunately, they weren't taken now.

[Master Chief]

Unfortunatly, the animals died from not having the transplant in time.

Fortunatly, nobody cared that they died.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, a group of animal activists did and were angry.

Fortunately, they died also by eating some pie that had a flesh eating virus in it.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, one person surived

Fortunately, that person went insane and was locked in a mental institute

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, he escaped.

Fortunately, one minute after he escaped, a truck ran over him, killing him instantly.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, he wasn't missed that much.

Fortunately, he had a few friends that came to his funeral.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, his friends were homocidal maniacs

Foruntately, they all fell in his grave

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, they were then turned into zombies by some mysterious force.

Fortunately, they were good zombies.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Chris from Resident Evil didn't know that.

Fortunately, Chris 2.0 from TPM came to tell him.

[Master Chief]

Unfortunatly, the Chris from R.E. thought Chris 2.0 was a zombie.

Fortunatly, they both got along.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Chris from R.E. accidently shot Chris 2.0

Fortunatly, Chris from R.E. payed for Chris 2.0 funeral

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, He only payed $100 so it was just a hole in the ground

Forunately, everyone from TPM kicked in so it was much better

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, a mysterious force kicked the whole cast of TPM into the hole.

Fortunately, the hole mysteriously got bigger so it would occupy all the bodies.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, it wasn't good that all the TPMers died.

Fortunately, they had even better message boards in the next life.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, those message boards didn't have fanfiction.

Fortunately, they had every other subforum that could be imagined.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, those subforums were horrible.

Fortunately, I used a time machine to make everything better since I was the only survivor of this accident.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, you were shot by the mysterious force before you can fix everything

Fortunately, god stepped in and undid everything

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, Satan foiled God's plans

Fortunately, Jesus and the super friends came

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, Jesus was mad at the Super Friends and wouldn't help them.

Fortunately, the Super Friends didn't need Jesus's help.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, all of their equipment was taken away since Jesus was no longer paying for it

Fortunately, the Super Friends didn't need the equipment

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, they needed one piece of it

Fortunately, it was very cheap

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, it was a faulty piece.

Fortunately, they knew where to get once piece that wasn't faulty but wasn't expensive.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, those subforums were horrible.

Unfortunately, Inferno_Dragon didn't note that I said that they were even better than these ones.

Fortunately, everyone does it in this topic.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, Only one person didn't

Fortunately, they were blown out of existance to make us look better

[Master Chief]

Unfortunatly, his/her parents came to sue the pants off us for assasinating thier only child.

Fortunatly, we won due to the large amount of doners to this awesome website

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the money was destroyed in a flame of fire.

Fortunately, they had the insurance for such of a thing.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, the insurance covered nothing

Fortunately, we also took out insurance from another company

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the other company went out of business

Fortunately, it went out of business after giving everyone their money

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, it turned out that all of the money were counterfeits.

Fortunately, we managed to beat the people in the company before they could run away.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunatel, we beat them so hard that they died and we all got charge for murder.

Fortunately, we all had super awesome lawyers.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, they were super expensive

Fortunately, we had a super amount of connections

[Master Chief]

Unfortunatly, they were connections to the Internet.

Fortunatly, they were connected to all of your contacts.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunatly, those contracts were too busy to help out.

Fortunately, Gil stepped up to save everybody.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Gil quit and Lionel Hutz (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lionel_Hutz) took his place

Fortunately, no one wanted him as a lawyer

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Mikachu Yukitatsu was too tired to continue the story from this point...again.

Fortunately, there are still other people who do not always talk just about themselves.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, that is only true half of the time.

Fortunately, that can be easily solved.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, easily solving the problem means shooting the people

Fortunately, no one feels like shooting anyone

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, everyone is already dead from poisoning in the first place.

Fortunately, the members here are immune to the poison.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, some of us got sick from the poison

Fortunately, they were easily cured

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the "easy cure" was a lobotomy.

Fortunately, the lobotomies weren't fatal.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, nobody knows what a lobotomy is.

Fortunately, they understand the basic princples of science.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, this didn't help them either

Fortunately, Dark-San taught them what it was

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, we found out that he could only speak gibberish.

Fortunately, there was a translator that could help us understand him. (Wow, a translator that can understand gibberish.)

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the translator was found dead in an alley. Apparently, a victim of sulphuric acid attack.

Fortunately, Dark-san is a fluent bilingual and the class was still able to proceed.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, a meteor then crashed towards the class.

Fortunately, Dark San turns out to be a clairvoyant, so he managed to get the class out in time before the meteor crashed.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Dark San wasn't able to get himself out in time

Fortunately, he had a personal forcefield that protected him from the impact

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, tiny pebbles got through the shield and hit him

Fortunately, they still only bounced off him

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the shield could not longer be held on and the bulk of the meteor still managed to smash through.

Fortunately, Dark-san was saved by a katana- wielding Crazy Elf Boy who slices the meteor into half.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the katana sliced it in a unequal way causing a larger part of the meteor to pummel dark-san.

Fortunately, he wasn't that injured.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the impact sends him into comma.

Fortunately, he woke up the next day.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he had lost 98.3% of his brain functions.

Fortunately, he could still breathe.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, it is only possible with the help of the breathing machine.

Fortunately, the docter turns out to be Crazy Elf Boy again!

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, during the brain transplant operation I accidently cut out a bit off Dark-San's new brain

Fortunately, It was the part that allows you to walk the tightrope holding 16 grey elephants balancing on a motorcyle while playing Mozart on a classical Grand piano.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, that brain part is very important, as Dark-San makes a living by doing those kind of tricks.

Fortunately, he managed to find himself a new job that has an even higher paycheck.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, every job he visits come free with demonic attacks.

Fortunately, he had the Charmed Ones to protect him.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, they cost me a bomb just to employ them for two days.

Fortunately, Mr Pikachu is offering to pay their salary for me.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he is only willing to pay for 1 hour a day

Fortunately, Crazy Elf Boy agreed to pay for the rest of the day

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, I went broke

Fortunately, Fett One took over

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, he forgotten to pay them.

Fortunately, he pay them the next day in cold hard cash!

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the money was counterfit

Fortunately, they never found out

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, one man big mafia man Antonio did find out

Fortunately, Antonio was a closeted homosexual mafia guy and was considerate and always remembered not to reveal too much.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, a powerful demon cast a spell to make his inner anger take over so he could go on a rampage.

Fortunately, the Charmed Ones were able to vanquish the demon and perform a calm mind spell so Antonio would be able to relax again.