GAME: Fortunately, Unfortunately v.7 (M.A. Zak)

[mr_pikachu]

Fortunately, Unfortunately - version 7
Super Mod Approved by Zak


The rules of Fortunately, Unfortunately are pretty simple. Just continue the story with two statements. The first should start with "Unfortunately" and the second should start with "Fortunately". Here's an example of how it might work.


Unfortunately, everyone in the world became evil!

Fortunately, the evil people learned to live in peace.



Get the idea? Just continue the story, from post to post. It can go in wild and crazy directions, so be ready for some hilarity!

All other rules of PCG still apply, so be sure to read them (http://www.pokemasters.net/forums/index.php?topic=43499.0).

Let’s get it started!



Unfortunately, less than 20 people have joined the TPM Battling League so far.

Fortunately, there's still plenty of time to register.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, they had to fill out this long permission form to register for TPM Battling League.

Fortunately, it took only 15 minutes to fill the whole thing out.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, they couldn't make it on the battling day.

Fortunately, mr_pikachu then postponed the battling date to another day.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, I do not have a Nintendo DS and Pokemon Diamond/ Pearl and could not register for the TPM Battling League in time.

Fortunately, I had to wait for one month and work my ass out before I can get it. Hence would it be too late to register for the league by then?

[mr_pikachu]

(Was that a true "Fortunately"?)

Unfortunately, you will have to miss the inaugural tournament if you don't have a DS and Diamond/Pearl.

Fortunately, registration will be open for as long as the league is in business. And you are permitted to register for the TPMBL even if you don't yet have the games - you just won't be able to compete until you get them.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately to a major mishap, all Diamond and Pearl games were shipped to the moon.

Fortunately, a second space shuttle intercepted the first space shuttle and retrieved the games.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately the second shuttle met up with a little mishap and was delayed.

Fortunately, Mr Pikachu was the shuttle operator and was able to gear the first shuttle back to Earth.

PS> That previous 'Fortunately' post was the truth.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, he landed at the wrong place.

Fortunately, he landed in front of my house, so I got Diamond and Pearl catridge for free!

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, they were all in polish

Fortunately, There was a box with english versions

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, they were all taken and bundled up to be sold for high profit by me.

Fortunately, the cops was there at the scene.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, instead of catching you, they catch mr_pika.

Fortunately, that means that I can get into the spaceship to get those English version of the Pokemon Diamond/Pearl catridge.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the door is magically locked.

Fortunately, you are a powerful sorcerer whose magic is beyond belief.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, you get trapped in between the doors

Fortunately, you are able to walk through walls

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, there are no walls.

Fortunately, a man appears with a proposition.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the proposition involves your soul.

Fortunately, you don't have a soul since you are really a vampire sorcerer.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, upon your statement, the clouds above move away, causing sunlight to fell upon me.

Fortunately, I had earlier applied sunblock.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the SPF for the sunblock isn't high enough

Fortunately, you provided you with protection long enough to get out of the sun

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the sun does not sets for another three months and the protection would by then wear off.

Fortunately, Crazy Elf Boy provides darktyranitar with a genuis solution.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the solution didn't work.

Fortunately, I hand you the ring used by Spike that allows a vampire to walk in the daylight.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, It was stolen

Fortunately, Inferno Dragon beat up the thief and gave it back to Darktyranitar

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, I was long turn into dust by the time he got the ring back.

Fortunately, he managed to resurrect me.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the spell that he used to resurrect you went haywire and you ended up with a body with five heads.

Fortunately, the other four heads are easily removable through a 35 hour surgery.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, After 34 hours the surgery went wrong

Fortunately, two heads are better then one

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the other heads is constantly jabbering at me.

Fortunately, with the new head, I was somehow a lot smarter.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the other head's brain is a whole lot smaller. Hence, you are only a little smarter but not as smart as I am. ^.^

Fortunately, I invented a formulated drink that makes everyone smart by drinking it and darktyranitar is the first to sample it.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, you messed up and it decreased darktyranitar IQ to the intelligence of a worm.

Fortunately, I was able to fix what dark-san had done.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, This was done by fusign to to Darktyranitar

Fortunately, Darktyranitar liked you being fused to him

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he liked it in an unhealthy way

Fortunately, you were unfused thanks to a powerful sorcerer

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, all magic has a cost.

Fortunately, this spell only cost a penny.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, you only have Singaporean money.

Fortunately, the wizard accept any kind of penny.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, it was a fake penny

Fortunately, the wizard never found out

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately if we start to unfuse Crazy Elf Boy from darktyranitar, darktyranitar's IQ will return back to the level of the worm.

Fortunately, Crazy Elf Boy decides to stick with darktyranitar for the rest of his life.

*Ughs reminds me of Sci-Fi Harry, so gross*

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, I did not want him to stay with me for the rest of my lives.

Fortunately, CEB then prove his usefulness, so I accept his stay.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, CEB then slept with your mom which you had to watch since you are fused with him

Fortunately, you found a way to get rid of that memory

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, I ate all the food in his house

Fortunately, Darktyranitar wasn't hungry

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, darktyranitar is just merely thirsty and wanted to get a drink.

Fortunately, Crazy Elf Boy got him the lemonade by controling darktyranitar's left hand.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, CEB's head then took a swig from the lemonade.

Fortunately, he left some lemonade for me to drink.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, the lemonade was Lift and I liked it soooo much I drank it all

Fortunately, there was another can

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the drink content of the other can is Coca Cola and not lemonade.

Fortunately, Fett One was able to change it into lemonade using magic.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, he turned the coca cola into toxic lemonade.

Fortunately, CEB then grab the can and started drinking it to the last drop of the lemonade.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he died as a result.

Fortunately, that meant he didn't have to pay Fett for his transmutation services.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately darktyranitar shared the same bodily system as Crazy Elf Boy, hence when the toxic affected Crazy Elf Boy, it too affects darktyranitar.

Fortunately, there is a cure but located in the Sahara Desert.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, we can't walk that far

Fortunately, we got a camel ride (weeeeeeeeeeeee)

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the camel couldn't get you there fast enough

Fortunately, you found a magic carpet

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the carpet got burnt out halfway by the extreme desert heat before it can reach reach its destination.

Fortunately, you found a desert jeep driver who is willing to drive you to your destination but at a fee.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, this fee was incredibly large

Fortunately, we brang a gun along just in case and shot him, then stole his jeep.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, he turned out to be a zombie.

Fortunately, we have an anti-zombie bullet.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the anti-zombie bullet turns out to be a halloween trick gadget and hence could not be use to load into the gun.

Fortunately, the jeep was fast enough to get away from the Zombie at the speed of light.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, The Zombie culd run at the speed of light

Fortunately, Baseball bats screw zombies up nicely

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, all the Baseball bats were brought to Finland so that we could play pesäpallo (Finnish version of baseball).

Fortunately, Finland is not too far away after all.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the distance between Finland and Sahara Desert is long and with the time not on Crazy Elf Boy and darktyranitar's side, what can they do now?

Fortunately, the time machine is always readily available.

[Master Chief]

Unfortunatly, it breaks down in the intense heat of the desert.

Fortunatly, CEB is an excellent repairman and fixes the time machine.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, by the time he was done, the zombie had arrived.

Fortunately, the zombie forgived us if we would kindly hand his jeep back.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, We needed the jeep.

Fortunately, Dark Tyranitar made us one by using some palm trees rocks and sand as fuel.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the jeep didn't have any seats

Fortunately, the zombie didn't want to sit

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the time limit is up and the fused body of both Crazy Elf Boy and darktyranitar died from the poison.

Fortunately, both of them went up to heaven.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, Heaven isn't what it is all cracked up to be

Fortunately its still nice (You guys should come, free food, free games and no adds in TV shows)

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, all of us prefer to remain alive

Fortunately, you were reunited with deceased relatives

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, they had went over to hell for vacation.

Fortunately, they got both Crazy Elf Boy and darktyranitar a one-way no return ticket to hell.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, they got both Crazy Elf Boy and darktyranitar a one-way no return ticket to hell.

Fortunately, the moderators deleted this repeating SPAMmy reply of mine.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, someone reposted your post.

Fortunately, they edited the post to make it less spammy.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, to do this they had to delete it and write a 1000 page report on why is was so spammy

Fortunately, Mr_pikachu loves 1000 page essays

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortuanely, I posted after CEB again.

Fortunately, we will still know what happens to mr_pikachu he mentioned.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, we don't.

Fortunately, we get to know what happened to CEB and I.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the rest of the members in the board does not.

Fortunately, I decided to inform them of darktyranitar and Crazy Elf Boys' wild adventure in the Sahara Desert!

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunalely, the story is rather long.

Fortunately, you guys won't have me starting it because I won't return until Monday.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, we want you to start it

Fortunately, you gladly stayed just to do it ^_^

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately he changed his mind and Mikachu's pants got superglued onto the chair which he is sitting on in front of the computer. Hence making it impossible for him to leave the seat.

Fortunately that means he will have to stay up all through the weekends just to tell everyone of the wild adventure of Crazy Elf Boy and darktyranitar.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, no one wanted to read about their wild adventure

Fortunately, a book publisher for some strange reason was interested in making it a book.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, he then backed out from publishing the book.

Fortunately, we decided to post the story on the fanfic board of TPM.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, it was poorly done

Fortunately, we got the most renound authors from around the world to help us with it in order to make it a tale of epic proportions

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the authors wanted to be paid

Fortunately, all they wanted was $100

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, Fett One heard it wrongly. They wanted a hundred of US$1000 notes fresh from the bank not just a $100.

Fortunately, darktyranitar being the only pride of fanfic in the topic here foot the bill easily. He is a rich man afterall.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, those were all the money I have.

Fortunately, Crazy Elf Boy was kind enough to lend me a few hundred dollar.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, I didn't want to give up my money

Fortunately, Dark Tyranitar persueded me through song

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately darktyranitar is a bad singer with extremely high pitch that when heard, can make a normal person go deaf and the mirrors and glasses to crack and scattered around the ground.

Fortunately, we were spared from his horrible singing by avoiding him.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, it was kind of hard to avoid his singing since his song somehow went gold platinum.

Fortunately, the song was a joke to begin with and was destroyed by Simon Cowell.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, Simon Cowll was unloved and was shot while trying to destroy it

Fortunately, A more loved Idol judge destroyed it

[Dark-San]

Fortunately, that judge was Randy.

Fortunately, he could be save by rushing him to the hospital.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, Randy's car broke down.

Fortunately, Randy was not only a judge but he was also a brilliant mechanic.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, Randy choked on a hamburger

Fortunately, Paula Abdul arrived.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, He punched Randy in the stomach

Fortunately, the whole cast of Cats came

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they only came to watch

Fortunately, they were bribed to enter the fight (the bribe was fish)

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the cast of the Phantom of the Opera came to do battle with the cast of Cats.

Fortunately, I offered to play referee.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, You were beat up by the film casting of 300

Fortunately, they apologised and let you ref the fight as long as they could be in it

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately they went back against their apology and beats Inferno Dragon up again. This time armed with blunt weapons and the intention to kill.

Fortunately Inferno Dragon escaped death by dashing away from the scene before the film casting crew gets there.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, he run directly into a dragon trap.

Fortunately, there wasn't a dragonslayer around.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, I was a substitute dragon slayer

Fortunately, I like Inferno Dragon

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, Inferno Dragon does not like Crazy Elf Boy at all. So with this one-sided love affair, things did not work out and it ended up in a tradgey with Crazy Elf Boy slaying Inferno Dragon in the end. The reason? Inferno Dragon had martial affairs with other dragons and Crazy Elf Boy found out about it.

Fortunately, Crazy Elf Boy's criminal charge of murder was reduced to manslaughter.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, he still went to prison.

Fortunately, I then helped him to get free.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, you were caught

Fortunately, you escaped and rescued me since you are the master of diguise

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Dana Carvey sued you for using the name "master of diguise"

Fortunately, he had no case since the name was never copyrighted

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, he was still able to beat me up.

Fortunately, he was then caught by the police and was then send to prison.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the law enforcer noted that both you and Crazy Elf Boy were involved too and caught both of you for the second time.

Fortunately, Crazy Elf Boy was able to save both of them by stabbing the police officer dead.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the FBI was now after them for killing a cop

Fortunately, Crazy Elf Boy dad is the head of the FBI

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, he can't do much to save him, as his act was recorded on camera.

Fortunately, he managed to send him to a comfortable prison.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, darktyranitar had to join him too for an attempt on the earlier prison breakout.

Fortunately, both of them are adapting nicely to the surrounding.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, this was becuase of a secret brainwashing plan

Fortunately, we managed to escape its evil numbig grasps

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, you were trapped again 5 minutes later

Fortunately, it was your stunt doubles that got captured

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the director yelled 'Cut!'. This is indeed the end of the sequel to the epic adventure between darktyranitar and Crazy Elf Boy! Be sure to catch it in the cinemas near you. ^.^

Fortunately, I got the premiere tickets and distributed it to everyone here in TPM.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, Crazy Elf Boy and I didn't get the ticket.

Fortunately, since we're the stars of the movie, we can watch the movie for free.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, you were in a massive fire the night before, so your faces were covered in bandages.

Fortunately, the event security was still able to identify you using your fingerprints.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, Being burnt severly hurts alot

Fortunately, Loads of Morphine is nice

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately having lots of morphine intake would mean that you will eventually ruin your body once darktyranitar gets addicted to it.

Fortunately, he was able to fight that bad addicition.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, his body just couldn't cope

Fortunately his body got blown up

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he is now dead

Fortunately, he was cloned so his family won't have to grieve over their lost

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the clone was missing a few aspect.

Fortunately, the only aspect it was missing was one of its toenail.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, long toenails were popular.

Fortunately, the clone's other toenails were long enough to compensate.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, most people didn't have this weird fetish

Fortunately, It became the new craze

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately the new craze doesn't last long and soon people in the streets would eventually forget about them.

Fortunately, there is a new craze in town.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, it copied a kill frenzy from Grand Theft Auto.

Fortuantely, I am not sure if I spelled it correct.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, killing people didn't go so well so they needed a new craze

Fortunately, the new craze was stalking Mikachu ^_^

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, poor Mikachu could't take it anymore when people started stalking him.

Fortunately, he managed to find an island that is inhabitated by no one - free at last!

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the island was filled with carnivores

Fortunately, Mikachu was armed with a hunting rifle and a years supply of ammo

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately to hide them away from the carnivores, he hid them away safety buried in some remote spot and could not find them again the day after.

Fortunately, Mikachu was armed with a simple swiss knife.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the carnivores have large katanas.

Fortunately, Mikachu was actuall a trained hunter, so he manage to kill every single one of the carnivores.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, There was still the omnivores left

Fortunately, they decided to eat the plants rather then Mikachu

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, Mikachu had disguised himself as a plant to avoid the wrath of the carnivores.

Fortunately, the omnivores could smell his meaty flesh.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the plants were eaten up and the only source of food available was Mikachu.

Fortunately, Fett One was on the island too.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, this still didn't keep the omnivores from eating mikachu

Fortunately, Fett One had a gun

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the only ammo he has are anti-vampire bullet.

Fortunately, the bullet can still hurt the omnivores.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, I used the gun on mikachu (humans are omnivores)

Fortunately, eating him kept me alive long enough to be rescued

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Fett One lost his ability to spit fire because he swallowed the cold Finnish polar bear.

Fortunately, my fortunate-answers are always good because you can just ignore them.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately for your fortunate as good as they are, they are also ridiculous to the core!

Fortunately, Inferno Dragon had a better answer for this kind of situation!

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, he is not here at the moment.

Fortunately, we now resume back to the story of Fett One being rescued off the island.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortuanely, I don't remember who saved Fett One.

Fortunaley, the next person will tell us that.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, I missed this whole conversation

Fortunately, for the sake of the story continuing Dark-San saved him

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, I am too busy playing with my Pokemon Pearl and celebrating Mother's Day. Too busy in fact to even spare time to save Fett One who is in the line of danger.

Fortunately, Fett One is able to survive till tomorrow for me to save him.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, you forget to save me

Fortunately, mr_pikachu came to my rescue

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, He is also to busy playing pokemon pearl

Fortunately, I came to your rescue because I dont have pearl or diamond.....yet. And not very distracted

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the delivery man came to deliver the Pokemon Diamond to your side and you ended up playing it too. Leaving Fett One along again.

Fortunately, darktyranitar came along.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, darktyranitar got lost

Fortunately, he found his way after 20 minutes

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, you Fett one was dead by then.

Fortunately, Dark Tyranitar was a master of medical sciences and brought Fett One back to life

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately darktyranitar does not have the equipments with him. Hence he is unable to carry out his job well with his bare hands.

Fortunately, Fett One was still revived but without his limbs and brain.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately Dark-San always seems to have posted before I post thus I always seem to be replying to his comments and therefore Fett One lost his brain.

Fortunately Dark-San had a good brain and that could be transplanted to Fett One using a technique called Brain Transfer.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, no one knows how to perform Brain Transfer

Fortunately, a white mage showed up that knows how to perform the technique

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately that white mage was screwed up and ending up replacing Fett One's brain with firepokemon's brain and vice versa. OMG, what on earth happened now?

Fortunately, I undid the mistake done by the white mage and you guys paid me a thousand bucks each for a job well done.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, we didn't have a thousand bucks

Fortunately, you just said well each of you give me a DS

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, niether of us owns a DS

Fortunately, there was a near by EB Games

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, it was closed down a few months ago. Taking into account that it had been making poor sales and could not afford to keep running in the long run.

Fortunately, I sell games and you guys can get it from me.

*PS> Fett One, it is an extra DS for me since I already had one and it would take a million dollars for me to part with my treasure.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, you asked for outrageous sums of money.

Fortunately, their friend Mr.Baseball Bat, made you lower your prices

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, I broke Mr. Baseball Bat.

Fortunately, they had a better friend Mr.Atomic Bomb.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately Mr Atomic Bomb has some business with the Japaneses. Hence he was not available to do anything.

Fortunately his big brother, Mr Nuclear Warhead, came along.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, he went off

Fortunately, Mr Ant-Radiation Shield helped them from dying

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, it only protects ant and not humans.

Fortunately, I had a spare Mr. Anti-Radiation Shield available to save us all.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the Anti-Radiation Shield needed AA batteries

Fortunately, I had some in my pocket

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately your pocket had holes on them and the AA batteries fell somewhere across the street.

Fortunately, Mikachu was around to provide Fett One an alternative solution which would be to use AAA batteries.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, he didn't have any AAA Batteries

Fortunately, he had some AAAA batteries so he just scratched off one A

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, AAAA batteries are too small to fit in a AA battery slot

Fortunately, the Anti-Radiation Shield had a slot on the other side specifically for AAAA batteries

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, my evil twin came along to destroy the batteries.

Fortunately, I shot my evil twin.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately he had a clone

Fortunately, you shot him too

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the clone was revived.

Fortunately, we can think this all was a good thing because we now have a new continuous story here at least.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, I had to put a stop to this story since it is getting too long winded.

Fortunately, I started a new one by putting Mikachu as the main character this time round.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, he was out stalking people

Fortunately I put an end to that

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, Mikachu started stalking again.

Fortunately, I tranquilized Mikachu.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately the drug had little effect on Mikachu since his body is pretty resistant to it. Knowing that you are the one that fired the shot, he stalks you now instead.

Fortunately, you saved the rest of us by offering yourself to be stalk by Mikachu for the REST of your life.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the rest of his life was was only 2 days

Fortunately, Mikachu didn't feel like stalking anyone after Inferno_Dragon died

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, Dark-San started stalking people

Fortunately, after a day he got bored and stopped

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately I regain the sudden urge to start stalking members again. And to start off with it, Crazy Elf Boy would be my first victim.

*Sends annoying letters to his post*

Fortunately Crazy Elf Boy moves house without me knowing.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, his mom thought the two of you were good friends so she tells you where he moved

Fortunately, CEB mom was given the wrong address

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, Dark-San was sooo good at stalking he stalked me to my new house

Fortunately, I gave him the old slip trick

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, Inferno Dragon betrayed you for the second time and I am back in the business of stalking you. You cannot escape from me since I have many friends like Inferno Dragon types around.

Fortunately, Crazy Elf Boy takes a plane and flies to Africa to avoid me.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately after already defeating 15 dangerous monsters with all new and powerful spells the next bad guy one with strength of all 15 monsters is read for battle.

Fortunately you do a training arc after coming nearly to death and summon all your powers from your heart after thinking of the many friends that have died sacrificing themselves because you have such a charismatic and most annoying personality. And finally you defeat the monster using an all new spell and are summoned to become a heaven god.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he wakes up and realizes that everything that happened was just a dream

Fortunately, he turned this dream into a book that became a best seller

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, it was only second to Harry Potter

Fortunately, to make his one the best seller he had a do what was nessecary *runs finger across neck*

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, a new Harry Potter book came out and it was impossible to exceed its excellence.

Fortunately, this book was so good because it was actually about TPM for some odd reason and it is better for us because we are famous now.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately we are only famous to only the Pokemon Community and is rather unknown to the rest of the Internet world. Though it takes much time for our fame to be spread throughout the net and have everyone talking about us and TPM.

Fortunately, Mikachu discovered a faster way to do that.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, that meant he had to sell his soul.

Fortunately, he was a Vampire so he didn't need his soul anyways.

[Zcade0]

Unfortunately, he had taken the path of Blackheart and absorbed souls into himself to gain power.

Fortunately, he had a lot of souls to spare.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, he liked all his nice souls

Fortunately he traded some one elses soul

[Zcade0]

Unfortunately, the person he was selling it to would only take his.

Fortunately, he found a way to kill the person so he wouldn't have to sell his soul yet still spread TPM throughly over the internet.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately TPM crashed.

Fortunately, the new and better TPM was born.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately the adminstrator of the new TPM isn't Kelvin, Suzie or Chris. In their place, we have the banned members. A nightmare come true!

Fortunately, they were kind enough to let TPM run on its own.

[Zcade0]

Unfortunately, they stopped letting posts count on this board.

Fortunately, a great member uprising overthrew them and instated more trustworthy and non-spamming members to their ranks.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, these people were very easily corrupted

Fortunately, non corruptable members overthrew them and took over

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, nobody is truely corruptable.

Fortunately, there was a spell for that.

[Zcade0]

Unfortunately, it needed imaginary ingredients, for the person who made the spell was quite obviously insane.

Fortunately, they found out that it was quite the opposite, and everyone is born corrupt.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, lots of people were stealing and lootng

Fortunately, the people that were normally born corrupt where born nice

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately if you performed a crime, you will have to pay for the consequences irregardless of whether you are born nice or born naughty. Everyone has their freedom to do whatever things they wished to do but that comes with a responsibility which you would have to undertake. Once that responsibility is breached, you pay for the legal price irregardless of it be prison term or fines.

Fortunately the government is kind enough to let those offenders undergo consuelling instead of throwing them into prisons.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the conselors were lazy

Fortunately, they started to do their jobs when the government threaten to not pay them

[Zcade0]

Unfortunately, they still decided not to pay them. Their reasoning was, "Why make a rehabilitation for criminals? Soon enough, they'd figure us out and we'd get sent there..."

Fortunately, Bill Gates started paying them. He didn't like the government any more than anyone else did.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, he sent them fake money.

Fortunately, that was a small joke between them and the real money came tomorrow.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, Tommorow never came

Fortunately, Inferno Dragon came

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, he had taken MC and is unable to make it on time.

Fortunately, Zcade0 and Fett One came in his place.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, We didn't know what to do

Fortunately, Inferno Dragon finally arrived and took over

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, I (Inferno Dragon) had amnesia.

Fortunately, I had a friend (Mr_Pikachu) who could remind me what I was supposed to do.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, he had amnessia to

Fortunately, Dark San reminded you

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, you will need to pay me a high fee in order for me to remind you.

Fortunately, you have the money.

[Zcade0]

Unfortunately, I stole it all. I do that a lot.

Fortunately, Dark-San agreed to remind you for free.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he only did it for free because Mr_Pikachu held a gun to his head

Fortunately, the gun wasn't loaded

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, I had a loaded gun.

Fortunately, Dark-San was really Neo in disquise and can dodge bullets.

[Dark-San]

Fortunately, Dark-San was really Neo in disquise and can dodge bullets.

^ Damn I wished I could do that.

Unfortunately we are not in the Matrix world. Hence Neo's ability to dodge bullets is bound by gravity.

Fortunately, the real me is able to do those dodging irregardless of the gravity existence.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Inferno_Dragon tossed an explosive which you can't dodge

Fortunately, your possess a protective force shield thaat protected you from the blast

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the force field shorts out before the bomb explodes.

Fortunately, the bomb explodes confetti and I (Inferno Dragon) along with Fett One and Mr_Pikachu shout "APRIL FOOLS!"

[Zcade0]

Unfortunately, It's not April anymore, thus a bunch of random people start shooting at you. Yes, a bunch of people randomly pulled out guns and opened fire. You must've been in New York.

Fortunately, it was New York. Spiderman to the rescue!

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunatly, I sprayed him with Bagon

Fortunately, it wasn't really New York but Metropolis Superman to the rescue

[Dark-San]

Unfortunatly the green globin killed off spidey with his technologically advanced automated bombs.

Fortunately, the damages done to the surrounding area is kept to its minimal.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, due to the chaos theory, that caused 100 nuclear explosions on planet Pluto.

Fortuantely, the aliens on Pluto were evacuated.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, they were angry at us and fired a doomsday weapon at our planet.

Fortunately, the weapon went through a wormhole and blew up an parallel Earth.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, Parallel Earth was pissed

Fortunately, the parallel earth was inhabited by tiny versions of ourselves

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, only two of them survived the doomsday weapon.

Fortunately, they liked each other.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, they were still angry.

Fortunately, they vented their anger by firing off their own doomsday weapon at the planet Sgdsgdgfesrtsdjgs 84746464.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Sgdsgdgfesrtsdjgs 84746464 had technology that was more advance

Fortunately, the inhabitants were caught off gaurd so they couldn't use their advance weapons to protect themselves

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, they got help from the planet Sgdsgdgfesrtsdjgs 84746465.

Fortunately, the other 100000000 planets of the Sgdsgdgfesrtsdjgs solar system declared a war on them.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, they were too busy with the festivals so they decided to postpone it in 24 Sgdsgdgfesrtsdjgs hours.

Fortunately, they forgot that 24 Sgdsgdgfesrtsdjgs hours was really 24 years due to a mathamatical mix-up.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately 24 Sgdsgdgfesrtsdjgs hours had another meaning other than 24 years and human kind failed to interept its mysterious meaning.

Fortunately there is way to find it out.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, humans will never figure it out

Fortunately, an alien from pluto figured it out for humans

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, he died before he could tell the message.

Fortunately, he sent the humans a message telling the information.

[Zcade0]

Unfortunately, that didn't make them any less pissed.

Fortunately, they're dead. no one cares. :D

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the Pluto-inhabitated aliens are angry about one of their kind working to death and had their message not being appreciated. Hence using this as an excuse, they invaded Earth.

Fortunately, we have Superman and Spiderman to the rescue.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the two of them couldn't stop the invading forces.

Fortunately, they called the Justice League for back-up.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the Justice League is all fiction.

Fortunately, the Finnish people came up with a new idea that would save the world as we know it!

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, their idea was to surrender

Fortunately, the aliens were impressed bythis and decided to leave us alone

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately that does not impressed the Martians. They came to Earth from Mars and destroyed every single living thing on Earth, together with the Plutoians who were with us.

Fortunately, I was the only survivor of this conflict.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Dark-san was lonely.

Fortunately, he had an ability to resurrect people.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, he was very bad at it.

Fortunately, his one successful attempt was a necromancer and he was able to train Dark-san.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the necromancer wouldn't train him unless he would pay for lessons

Fortunately, Dark-san had enough money to pay for lessons

[AdventureSerum]

Unfortunately, the money was dollar bills, and the necromancer was from an era that only used coinage.

Fortunately, he mistook the dollar bills for highly valuable spell tags and accepted them as a means of paying for lessons.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, he later found out they weren't really spell tags and killed dark-san.

Fortunately, he revived dark-san so he could have company.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, I could not be revived by him since he is awful in reviving living things as well.

Fortunately, the necromancer decides to kill himself to join the rest of us in heaven.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he didn't go to heaven

Fortunately, he didn't go to hell either

[AdventureSerum]

Unfortunately, he went to purgatory.

Fortunately, he brought some magazines.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the magazines weren't flame-proof.

Fortunately, he had a Nintendo DS with 100 games with him.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, they were of the same game which he had finished

Fortunately, he could trade games with other people

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, he got those games through illegal means. He had downloaded them off from the net and was caught by the law enforcer in no time.

Fortunately, he was let off with only a stern warning and a heavy fine.

[AdventureSerum]

Unfortunately, he couldn't pay the fine.

Fortunately, he could earn the money.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, he had to earn the money the hard way by doing really nasty stuff.

Fortunately, he had his clone do it for him.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, the clone cloned itself and that self prostituted himself, becoming HIV Postivive in the process, unfortunately, there is a danger with using clones to do anything for you, as what affects them affects you and unfortunately they all became HIV Positive.

Fortunately, they had each other for sexual pleasure.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they were all killed by a flamethrower so there were no remains left

Fortunately, this made everyone happy

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the necromancer wasn't happy because those were his best works.

Fortunately, he decided to give up his title of necromancer and became a black mage.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the black mage's take home pay is ten times lower than that of the necromancer's. He was not too happy and decides to take his case to the ministry of manpower.

Fortunately, there is not any ministry of manpower to begin with since all of the employees had already been dead for a long time.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, another necromancer raised them from the dead

Fortunately, Link came along with the master sword

[AdventureSerum]

Unfortunately, it was broken.

Fortunately, the first necromancer had a basic knowledge of metalworking.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, that wasn't enough knowledge to fix teh master sword

Fortunately, one of the sages arrived to fix the master sword

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the master sword had lost half of its power due to the fact that it had been broken once. Though physically amended, the power needed still lacks.

Fortunately, the sage would be able to restore it's power fully by sacrifacing his life.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, this meant a human sacrifice had to take place

Fortunately, a doctrine declared blue eyed beings to be destroyed.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the sage didn't have blue eyes

Fortunately, AdventureSerum has blue eyes

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, he was in Africa at that time and hence unable to make it on time for the human sacrificing ceremony.

Fortunately, having red eyes still works.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the sage established an evil movement 'Red Eyes For Everyone!'.

Fortunately, Chocobo Sage gave him his Green Chocobo so that he would have something else to do.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Sepiroth stole the green chocobo

Fortunately, CLoud went after Sepiroth

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, Cloud was drunk

Fortunately, he could still swing a sword

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, he accidentally cuts down a damsel in distress into multiple pieces.

Fortunately, he went to prison to serve his sentence for manslaughter.

[AdventureSerum]

Unfortunately, he didn't like prison.

Fortunately, he concocted a plan to escape!

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, it was only to knock the two gurads on the head then hide in a laundry basket

Fortunately, it worked

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he is now a fugitive

Fortunately, he escaped to another country

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, word travels fast and he is still a fugitive there.

Fortunately, the word fugitive means something different in the country Cloud is now in.

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, Cloud ended up in a country full of invincible enemies, and almost was defeated by them.

Fortunately, he found out the secret of their invincibility.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, he was already badly injured by then and had lost like around two litres of blood. He was brought to a hospital but later died on the way in the ambulance.

Fortunately, someone was able to replace him.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, that someone was Sora.

Fortunately, Sora was more skilled than Cloud, Squall or Link.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, you guys forgot that there's only one country in the Final Fantasy VII world.

Fortunately, in any case, Sora's powers were marvellous.