GAME: Fortunately, Unfortunately v.8 (M.A. Zak)

[mr_pikachu]

Fortunately, Unfortunately - version 8
Super Mod Approved by Zak


The rules of Fortunately, Unfortunately are pretty simple. Just continue the story with two statements. The first should start with "Unfortunately" and the second should start with "Fortunately". Here's an example of how it might work.


Unfortunately, everyone in the world became evil!

Fortunately, the evil people learned to live in peace.



Get the idea? Just continue the story, from post to post. It can go in wild and crazy directions, so be ready for some hilarity!

All other rules of PCG still apply, so be sure to read them (http://www.pokemasters.net/forums/index.php?topic=43499.0).

Let’s get it started!



Unfortunately, we still don't have very many participants in the TPM Fantasy Football League.

Fortunately, the draft doesn't start for over two weeks.

[Toxicity]

Unfortunately, not too many people on TPM pay attention to the NFL that much.

Fortunately, there is a good number that do.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, most of those members become sick.

Fortunately, I sent them all a good receipe for rocking chicken noodle soup.

[Magi of all]

Unfortunatly, they all handeled raw chicken and got sicker

Fortunatly, a wandering sage cured them of all disease

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the sage became infected with all of their sicknesses

Fortunately, the sage recovered after only 24 hours

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, he died right after because of another illness that was cursed on him just before he got better.

Fortunately, his best friend the necromancer was able to bring him back from the dead.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the necromancer had recently lost his ability.

Fortunately, Cloud fom Final Fantasy VII was around and summoned Phoenix.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the Phoenix wasn't feeling too well at the time being.

Fortunately, there's a lot of Phoenix Down available for the occasion.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, they all were taken by Yuffie.

Fortunately, Cloud had enough money to buy a Phoenix Down.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he brought a fake

Fortunately, the shop owner gave him his money back

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the money was fake, too.

Fortunately, Cloud threw all the money away on Emerald Weapon by using 'coin' so that they wouldn't ruin the economics.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the Emerald Weapon then attacked him.

Fortunately, his friends were there to back him up.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, his friends got attacked too.

Fortunately, Sephiroth destroyed Emerald Weapon.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they didn't want Emerald Weapon to be destroyed

Fortunately, they were able to beat up Sephiroth for his mistake

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, Sephiroth was uber strong.

Fortunately, gangbanging was a good thing to have.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, that didn't leave a scratch on him.

Fortunately, the other two Weapons decided to attack Sephiroth.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they failed to stop Sephiroth

Fortunately, Sephiroth was too weak from the battle to defend himself from Cloud

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, Cloud defected to Sephiroth's side

Fortunately, Tifa saved the day

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the day decided that it doesn't want to be saved by Tifa, so it send an asteroid straight towards her.

Fortunately, it was Cloud's turn to save the day - and he did it perfectly.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, part of the meteor that was destroyed by Cloud killed Aeris.

Fortunately, Aeris was supposed to die anyways.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, her death caused Barrat to become homocidal

Fortunately, Catsait talked him down

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, Barret gunned him down.

Fortunately, the bullets turned out to be BB bullets.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, Barret was drunk and fired randomly.

Fortunately, he only hit the CaitSait's mechanical body.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the body exploded

Fortunately, there was a spare body in Cid's closet

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Shinra Soldiers destroyed Cid's closet.

Fortunately, with no CaitSait mechanical body around, Reeve could now come himself to help the party.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, no one knew who Reeve was and they didn't want him to help them.

Fortunately, he used a mind controll spell on all of them causing all of the team members to like him.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the spell only lasted for 1 day

Fortunately, they all ended up really liking Reeves

[Magi of all]

Unfortunatly, a FF7 fanboy can and started talking nonstop

Fortunatly, we all changed topics, so he went away

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, he never actually went away and he is still there waiting for someone to notice him again.

Fortunately, we were all too busy playing the demos for Super Mario Galaxy and Super Smash Brothers Brawl to notice him.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he got annoyed that we were ignoring him so he broke all of our tv's

Fortunately, he agreed to pay for new ones

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, they broke down in less than a day.

Fortunately, they have the money-back guarantee.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, we got the money back in Finnish marks (no longer usable).

Fortunately, some collectors paid us well for them.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, we got paid in monoply money

Fortunately, we were now able to play monoply

[AdventureSerum]

Unfortunately, you lost most of the pieces.

Fortunately, someone found a Jenga game.

[Magi of all]

Unfortunatly, Jenga's boring

Fortunatly, we can now throw blocks at each other

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, you hit s person in the eye with one of the blocks

Fortunately, the person only needed to wear an eye patch for a couple of weeks

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, that person had only one eye already.

Fortunately, that made him unable to watch Harry Potter.

*Dodges spells casted by Harry Potter fans*

[Magi of all]

Unfortuantly, he never got any of the jokes his friends made about Voldamorts nose.

Fortunatly, he still got the rest of the jokes.

[Fett One]

Unfortuantely, he didn't like the jokes

Fortunately, no one cared

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the TV channels began to show Pekko aikamiespoika, a Finnish movie series million times worse than Harry Potter.

Fortunately, it had decent subtitles.

[AdventureSerum]

Unfortunately, they were in Esperanto.

Fortunately, that made the movie more watchable.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, people still fell asleep watching the movie

Fortunately, the movie came with unlimited coffee

[Crystalmaster Mike]

Unfortunately, the coffee tasted like eggplant soup.

Fortunately, the completely horrible taste of it kept everyone awake for the next 96 hours.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, 96 hours of Pekko aikamiespoika made people mad and kill each other.

Fortunately, they attacked the TV station, too.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the tv station had an energy shield to keep the people out

Fortunately, the shield only had enough power to last 15 minutes

[Crystalmaster Mike]

Unfortunately, the people fell asleep after only 2 minutes for being awake for over 96 hours.

Fortunately, a plugged-in Wii caused a short-circuit, causing a fire.

[firepokemon]

Fortunately, there were sprinklers.

Unfortunately, someone (oh I don't know) maybe the stupid pervy builder who watches kiddy porn forgot to properly install it thus no water came out. That suits you right, you nazi family with three beautiful girls who employed some cheap ass builder.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, many people considered that a good thing

Fortunately, those people were arrested

[Crystalmaster Mike]

Unfortunately, some innocent people were arrested.

Fortunately, some mob gangsters were arrested, as well.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, arresting the gangsters made the economics go down.

Fortunately, some people found more gold.

[Crystalmaster Mike]

Unfortunately, this was fool's gold.

Fortunately, half the world is a fool.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the other half isn't

Fortunately, they liked being smarter than the half that are fools

[Crystalmaster Mike]

Unfortunately, the half that are fools attacked the other half and ate their flesh.

Fortunately, they all died from food poisoning.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, I was the only surviving human.

Fortunately, I could now take over the whole TPM!

[Fett One]

Unfortunately,as the only human there was no one for you to rule over at TPM

Fortunately, you created robots that you can rule over

[Crystalmaster Mike]

Unfortunately, the robots took over and enslaved Mikachu Yukitatsu.

Fortunately, some random hamsters came to the rescue.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, they went mad after that because they then noticed that am not a Hamtaro fan.

Fortunately, hamsters don't stand a chance against my level 80 Magikarp.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the hamsters had a level 80 electabuzz

Fortunately, your magikarp managed to evolve

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, Pikachu used thunderbolt.

Fortunately the game crashed and it went back to normal.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, it was normal except that I turned into a Missingno.

Fortunately, I was then able to get some other trainers Pokémon over the level 100.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they didn't like having their pokemon over level 100

Fortunately, they had no say in the matter

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, all the L100 Pokemon were disobedient.

Fortunately, there was a Pokeball for each disobedient Pokemon to be recalled to.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the Pokemon destroyed the Pokeball.

Fortunately, Master Balls are for sale on that day.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the store only had 1 master ball

Fortunately, only 1 person wanted it

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, it was a second-hand Master Ball found by someone from the woods.

Fortunately, this didn't make sense after all because I still was the only human.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, Since your the only human left you get really lonely

Fortunately, You have the whole worlds excitement at your disposal

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he has no way of exploring the world

Fortunately, he still has pictures of the world to look at

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, all the pictures were from Finland so they were nothing new.

Fortunately, I found a door to a parallel dimension full of other people and went there.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, all of them were clones fo you

Fortunately, you have so much in common with them

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, common-ness (I know it's not a real word :P) is a boring thing.

Fortunately, you guys decided to create variation among yourselves.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, this resulted only in a difference between hair colours.

Fortunately, I like red hair.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, red hair became illegal

Fortunately, you were able to dye it another color

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, it was a horrible pink.

Fortunately, you found a black colour dye.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, that's boring becuase I already had black hair.

Fortunately, I got some radiation when I went to a nuclear power plant and became bald.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, you also developed cancer

Fortunately, the cancer was treatable with more radiation

[Toxicity]

Unfortunately, the treatment severely weakens the patient's immune system.

Fortunately, there were less risky alternatives.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, I don't know about them becuase I haven't read medical science too much.

Fortunately, I met a girlfriend who had.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, she was mute

Fortunately, she knew how to write and perform sign language

[Trekkie]

unfortunately, she lost her hands in a freak woodshop accident
fortunately, the blood was easily cleaned up

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the washing machine was broken.

Fortunately, at least http://www.tracetech.net/ was not down anymore so I could keep replying, being able to look for words.

[Trekkie]

unfortunately, nobody does that except you
fortunately, you become bilingual

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he learned 2 languages that no one speaks

Fortunately, an alien race speaks both of those languages

[Trekkie]

Unfortunately that alien race went to war with us
Fortunately he served as the lead interplanetary diplomat

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, I made a mistake in translation that resulted in some nuclear missiles sent towards our planet.

Fortunately, they hit only the moon.

[Trekkie]

Unfortunately, the ocean tide cyle went into chaos
Fortunately, we have no more tsunamis

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, all of the land is now under water

Fortunately, we had a machine that will allow us to breath under water

[Trekkie]

unfortunately it broke
fortunately the lost peoples of Atlantis fixed it for us

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Trekkie, there's this rule here:

=8= After you've made a post on a game, you have to wait until at least 2 more people have posted after you before posting again on that topic.

Fortunately, that does not change a thing in this story and the people of Atlantis still fixed the machine.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, it was only a temporary fix

Fortunately, a mechanic was on his way to fix it

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he was completely unqualified.

Fortunately, he was very lucky.

[Trekkie]

unfortunately, the mechanic mysteriously died in the middle of fixing it, I pay little attention to forum rules because most of them are generic, and I have been trying to rack up posts

fortunately, he was cloned with the Atlantians' technology just before, I just reread the forum rules (TOO MANY!), and I have waited much for the other forum junkies to post before I have

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they made him a baby so everyone would have to wait for years for him to grow up before he can fix it

Fortunately, someone found the machine's manual

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, that someone couldn't read.

Fortunately, the manual had nice pictures.

[mr_pikachu]

Trekkie: Yeah, PCG does have a lot of rules, which is why we sometimes have a problem with new members not reading them. But at least you've done so now. Thanks. ^_^


Unfortunately, the pictures were completely unrelated to the repair process.

Fortunately, they were in color.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they were still unrelated to the repair process

Fortunately, people very quickly evolved to be able to breath under water

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, some people got stuck in fishing nets placed earlier.

Fortunately, there was nobody to pick them up and eat them.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately despite all the warnings from the relevant authorities, some bunch of idiots decides to move in and make a feast out of those evolved humans.

Fortunately, they did not suffered from indigestion.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they contracted a rare disease from eating them

Fortunately, the disease was non-leathal

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, they now can only speak in Spanish.

Fortunately, Spanish is quite cool.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, Dark-san hates people to talk in languages that he does not understand at all and ends up killing the whole bunch of these evolved Spanish talking creatures.

Fortunately, I was able to get away with it by disguising all the corpses and get away with the perfect crime, which would never be uncovered.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Batman attempted to solve the crime since he is the worlds greatest detective

Fortunately, he doesn't have access to any of his gadgets

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, someone gave him some brand new set of gadgets.

Fortunately, none of them worked properly.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, Sherlock Homes decides to butt into Batman's case since Batman in incapable of investigating this case. This interferences cause a bit of a rift between the two.

Fortunately, the two parties decides to settle it peacefully.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, Their sense of peacefully was a battle between 2 bulldozers competing to mercilessly crush the other.

Fortunately, Someone showed them a less violent way

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, it involved guns

Fortunately, the guns weren't loaded

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, there are kitchen knives around and hence both parties decides to settle the dispute with a little bout with the knives. After around five minutes of sparring, Sherlock Homes came out the winner. Disgustingly instead of sticking to his words of not killing Batman, he went on to severed Batman's limbs, when he was still alive.

Seeing Batman in such pain from the illegal surgery and the sight of blood makes him grew more with insanity. Slowly and carefully, the former justice detective changed into a cold- blooded superhero killer.

And before we knew it, Sherlock had already peeled off Batman's suit and skin and gorging out his small intestines. He cuts a hole from the stomach and start reeling out the intestines, with the assistance of an external pulley, hanging them out in midair while the victim still alive, watching his guts get pulled out.

Batman freaked out and fainted.

Fortunately because of this, he do not have to witness his gruesome ending.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, he was brought back to life while still dismembered by the devil

Fortunatey, God killed him again to put him out of his misery

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, Batman became immortal as God before he could die again.

Fortunately, his immortality was unstable.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, CEB found a permanent solution for Batman's immortality and gave the chemical to Batman before he would be dismembered by the devilish Sherlock again.

Well it was suppose to be a good thing. But like they say all good things comes to an end. A spider was found on the flask that was pass to him, Batman saw it and freak out. Hence, dropping the flash onto the floor and spills its contents all over.

Fortunately, CEB was able to produce another set of the solution.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, I was the one to reply before Crazy Elf Boy and I prevented him.

Fortunately, Crazy Elf Boy had his revenge!

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, I came before he did.

Fortunately, it turned out he had payed me a lot of money to take care of Mikachu.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, Mikachu survived that hit and run attempt of yours.

Fortunately you decided to do it again. On that night, you took a drive in your mini van. You took a left swerve towards the main road, spots Mikachu trying to cross the road.

Wickedly the moment Mikachu's feet steps onto the tarred surface, his fate was sealed. You stepped on the acceleration pedal and run Mikachu cruelly with your mini van. That impact of the knock send him flying over a great deal of twenty metres.

That is not the end. Knowing that Mikachu would probably survived that crash, you hit on the pedal a second time to go over the poor victim thrice. The first crushed his limbs, the second bursted his lungs and squashed the heart, the final blow sees you flattening the face along with the sheer weight from the mini van.

The victim is breathless and you had your day. You smiled with a sense of victory over Mikachu as satisfied as a cat, which had just eaten a mouse. A prey it had caught with its own effort and intelligence.

The case was classified as unsolved since Faiz did a great deal of effort of concealing his murder.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, A crack team of forensic scientists discovered some important evidence against Faiz.

Fortunately, it was to solve the mystery of who ate the cookie from the cookie jar. Which was Faiz.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, it was Blademaster's cookie jar, which meant that he was out to blast me off the face of the planet with his army.

Fortunately, I brought him more cookie as a compensation.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, Blademaster wasn't a least bit interested in his cookies at all. Instead of the cookies, he is eyeing on eating Faiz's flesh. Blademaster had turns into Hannibal.

Fortunately, Faiz managed to escape from being eaten by the man- eating Blademaster.

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, Faiz was no match for the all-powerful man-eating Knight of Time.

Fortunately, it was a different Knight of Time, not me.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the other Kingt of Time killed you and took your place

Fortunately, you came back as a ghost and haunted him

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the new Knight of Time couldn't stand ghosts.

Fortunately, that was the whole idea and point.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, The new Knight of Time called the Ghostbusters

Fortunately, they were busy

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the Ghostbusters decide to entertain the case as they are in need of cash. So taking up a new job would mean that they could get cash.

Fortunately, the New Knight of Time is short of it. Hence the Ghostbusters did not carry out the job.

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, the new Knight of Time decided to rob a bank for money.

Fortunately, the original Knight of Time came back to life, and finally destroyed him, leaving only one Knight of Time.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the new Knight of Time came back as a ghost

Fortunately, the original Knight of Time had enough money to pay the ghost busters

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, Darwin's theory of Evolution turns out to be true even in supernatural context. The new Knight of Time's soul had evolved from its ghostly form to a more gruesome tangible demonic form. The Ghostbusters have to turn now the old Knight of Time's request since they only deal with ghost and not demons.

Fortunately, Faiz had a method to deal with demons.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Dark-san was wrong.

Fortunately, Sailor Moon wanted to help Faiz.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, She was Busy

Fortunately, Mikachu came to help with his amazing swimming abilities

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, he only admitted that he could only swim around ten metres or so.

Fortunately, Mikachu is related to Aquaman. Hence he could be able to borrow of some Swordfish and Great Whites to fend off the demon.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, this would only work if the demon would go into the water

Fortunately, the demon was so obsessed with Mikachu that it would follow him anywhere

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, that demon moved faster than Mikachu, and eventually caught him.

Fortunately, Mikachu's scream upon being caught destroyed the demon.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the demon only suffered minimum damage and had only went deaf. His paws is still clawing onto Mikachu's flesh and would be able to beat his head off anytime.

Fortunately, Mikachu's summoned Hammerheads charged towards the demon and knocked it off balance.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, I was eaten by the hammerhead sharks.

Fortunately, at least I got rid of the demon.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, you then died.

Fortunately, you went to heaven.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the hammerhead sharks followed him to heaven

Fortunately, the sharks weren't allowed in

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, they went to shark heaven

Fortunately, shark heaven is not related to normal people heaven

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, they made a bridge from the sharks' heaven to the people heaven.

Fortunately, the animal rights agencies were happy about that.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the cost of building the bridge is too steep. No one in heaven is able to afford the foot the entire cost of the construction.

Fortunately, Mikachu was saved from the hammerheads as a result of that.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he was attacked by some bullies in heaven

Fortunately, the bullies were punished by god

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the God didn't like Fett One writing his name with no capital letter in the beginning.

Fortunately, that's a religious matter to discuss and we can just skip it, knowing how many times religious topics have taken over our Miscellaneous Stuff and caused disagreements.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, nobody listens to Mikachu since they know that they are not engaging in any religious debate.

Fortunately, Mikachu was right about the MISC portion.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, people didn't care

Fortunately, Kevin made people care

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the ancient Egyptian god Anubis joined TPM and made a topic "Do you believe me?".

Fortunately, there were not so many members interested in the subject around anymore.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, Fett One had successfully persuaded around thirty members to be interested in that topic.

Fortunately, the mods put an end to this nonsense.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, One mod (not saying which one) brought it back up again.

Fortunately, he or she was banned.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the banning made people aware of who it was

Fortunately, no one personally knew the mod

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the mod took over a TV station and begun to send programs introducing everyone him or her.

Fortunately, it was an Icelander TV station so there were less people to watch it.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, He made it into an international TV broadcasting service

Fortunately, it got bad ratings and had to be closed down

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, some idiots decide to re-open the horrid broadcasting service in order to torment the world with its existence.

Fortunately, it got closed down due to bad debts since noone was willing to pay for that kind of service.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, a rich old jerk payed the bills because he liked people being as misable as him

Fortunately, no one wanted to accept his money

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, there is always one greedy person

Fortunately, he was shot...............by me

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Crazy Elf Boy shot him just in the leg and he didn't die.

Fortunately, he didn't die.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, that ONE moderator who reopen that closed topic came to that billionaire's rescue and hits CEB with a modstick before CEB could finished him off.

Fortunately now we know that one mod was Faiz.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Faiz was able to hide from everyone by going into outer space

Fortunately, he forgot to bring food so he has to come back to earth

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, he was lost and didn't find Earth although he had to go there.

Fortunately, he found a complete map of our Universe.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the only map of the universe can only be purchase in K- mart. And since the only K- mart is three miles away and Faiz had to travel there by car. Doing all these means risking being seen by us.

Fortunately, he found another route to reach K- mart and also being undetectable.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the K-Mart was filled with people

Fortunately, Faiz had a disguise to wear while in K-Mart

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, it was a Darktyranitar costume.

Fortunately, the people in the shop had completely forgotten the consept of Pokémon.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, Some one recognised him

Fortunately, Faiz quickly used his powers of invisibility and stealthness to snap his neck then blame it on a faulty hairdrier

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, store security cameras caught the whole thing

Fortunately, Faiz was able to set off an EMP that damaged the cameras

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the cameras are tough nuts to crack. They are not easily damaged by the EMP, hence still able to work despite being hit more than twice. They can only be destroyed by high- damaging moves such as Hyper Beams.

Fortunately, Tyranitars know how to use Hyper Beams.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, darktyranitar hadn't learned the move yet.

Fortunately, Elite Four was around with all their Pokémon so Faiz could train himself.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, it was league competition time so they couldn't attend

Fortunately, The Johto league four helped out

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the team had some members that originated from the Kanto league.

Fortunately whatever the fact may be, Faiz decided to spent all his remaining assets to employ the two teams to assist him in training to gain the TM, Hyper Beam.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the TM was a dud

Fortunately, the 2 teams had a whole room filled with TMs

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, out of those 2 rooms neither had the TM

Fortunately, he bought it from the Game Corner

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, it costed darktyranitar all his money!

Fortunately, he won the lottery.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he only won $5

Fortunately, he didn't own any taxes on the money

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, the government brought in a $5 tax on all lottery winnings $5 and over

Fortunately, this didn't come till next finacial year

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately despite all the talk on taxes, it does not matter anymore since Faiz lost that ticket to the washing machine.

Fortunately, he had another winning ticket.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, somone broke Faiz's computer, TV and radio. The only channel that worked in his radio then was a Finnish one and he couldn't understand when they said the winning numbers.

Fortunately, someone sent him a letter in Spanish.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, it was in a dialect that he didn't understand

Fortunately, his neighbor could read it

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, his neighbour was on the run from the law

Fortunately, Faiz was able to track him down

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, he accidently killed him.

Fortunately, he was able to revive him by using a Phoenix Down,

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the neighbour was killed again by Sephiroth and now we are back in the Final Fantasy world.

Fortunately, most of us like Final Fantasy...

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, most people don't like Final Fantasy Chronicles.

Fortunately, we're not in that game.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, We started to drift into that game due to context of situations

Fortunately, we had people put into place so that would never happen

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the people were in wrong place.

Fortunately, the Final Fantasy world was destroyed by a comet.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, every Final Fantasy revolted since the world or worlds has been destroyed.

Fortunately, they adjusted by playing Legend of Zelda.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, no one could decide which Zelda game to play

Fortunately, Nintendo made that decision for everybody

[Master Rudy]

Unfortunately is was one of the crappy CD-I games.....
Fortunately Nintendo made an awesome update for the Wii.....

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, I don't have Wii.

Fortunately, I am going to buy it.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the stores still don't have any in stock

Fortunately, you know a guy that knows a guy who can get it for you

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, that guy wants your soul in exchange.

Fortunately, you offered another person's soul instead.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, it was a second-hand soul.

Fortunately, all the souls are second-hand in a way so there was no option.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, that second- hand soul requirement has to be Mikachu's.

Fortunately, Mikachu had two souls to begin with.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he had to give up his good soul and keep the bad soul

Fortunately, his bad soul wasn't that bad

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, it wasn't bad ... it was an evil soul.

Fortunately, the Grim Reaper paid good money for evil souls.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the divine and hell market quantity demand for evil souls is in its all time low. This causing the price of the evil souls to slide downwards.

Fortunately, they are still at least worth around US$500 a piece.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Mikachu will be left without a soul

Fortunately, he now had $500

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, it was counterfeit money.

Fortunately, that didn't matter because he didn't it since he was going to heaven.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, since he didn't have a soul he wasn't allowed into heaven

Fortunately, He had a get into heaven free card

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the card expired 5 minutes before he reached heaven

Fortunately, they decided to let him in if he wins a coin toss

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, I had to play against Yugi from Yu-Gi-Oh! and lost!

Fortunately, the penalty game wasn't bad.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, you then lost the penalty game as well.

Fortunately, you managed to bargain for a third chance.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, you lost that third chance due to bad luck.

Fortunately, Yugi felt sorry for you and decided to help you.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Yugi helped me by challenging Crazy Elf Boy (who said I wasn't allowed to Heaven) to a horrible game. Yugi made CEB to throw dice, and if Yugi lost, he would give him his life, but if CEB lost, he should play a penalty game.

Fortunately, Yugi forgot about Crazy Elf Boy's psychical powers!

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, CEB had totally forgotten on how to go about using his physic powers since he had not used them for a very long time. Yugi taking advantage of it decides to challenge CEB to a dark game, where the loser gets banished into the darkness realm for good.

Fortunately Blademaster, who is a freaking excellent Duel Monster's player, decides to challenge Yugi on CEB's behalf.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, Joey destroyed Blademaster's Deck.

Fortunately, Mikachu Yukitatsu gave Blademaster his deck.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the deck had nothing but monster cards in it

Fortunately, Yugi gave Blademaster 10 minutes to go to a store and buy some booster packs

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the shop was 4 km away and Blademaster was only on foot.

Fortunately, Blademaster still was in time, returned and the game could start.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, Blademaster's clock was off by a minute so he was late.

Fortunately, Yugi and Yami forgive Blademaster for being late.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Blademaster still ended up losing the duel

Fortunately, Yugi and Yami decided to give him a break so they let him live

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunaely, Bizzaro Yugi came form Bizzaro world and tried to kill Blademaster

Fortunately, The good Yugi stopped him

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, Crazy Elf Boy's Gemini Elf's 1900 attack stuck Blademaster hard, finishing him off before the good Yugi could save him.

Fortunately, Fett One played Premature Burial to revive that poor chap.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, a mistake caused red eyes black dragon to get revived instead of Blademaster

Fortunately, red eyes black dragon could be sacraficed to bring back Blademaster

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, Someone played a card which destroyed Blademaster

Fortunately, I don't play Yugi-oh so I don't know what would have done it. Therefore Blademaster wasn't affected.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, Crazy Elf Boy was lying through his teeth. He removed one light type and one dark type creature from the grave to out of play. Hence summoning the awesome Chaos Emperor Dragon. He activates its ability and blows up the entire arena, sending all cards INCLUDING Blademaster into the grave.

Fortunately Blademaster has another companion on the field, better known as Witch of the Black Forest and was able to summon out a creature with defense 2000 or less to his hand.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, I don't lie, it was I who lead the story to Yu-Gi-Oh, and as you perhaps have noticed, I only read the first manga book and it had nothing to do with cards!

Fortunately, I was honest enough to tell this.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, people were made that you only read the first manga book

Fortunately, they all for gave you after an hour

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, they started to chase down the streets with torchs and pitchforks after that one hour ended.

Fortunately, Mikachu Yukitatsu had Godzilla to defend him.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, I had to speak to Godzilla and my Japanese dictionaries were missing.

Fortunately, I have already improved my skills enough because I'll have to teach Japanese next year.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, Godzilla now only want to speak in Spanish.

Fortunately, it turns out that you are fluent in Spanish as well.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, I hit Mikachu on the head. It turns out to be a success and Mikachu soon forgotten everything about foreign languages.

Fortunately, he still knows how to communicate in Finnish only.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he only knew 10 words in finnish

Fortunately, he was able to easily learn the rest of the finnish language

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately the Norwegians began to participate in whaling.

Fortunately New Zealand Green party protested.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately for the New Zealanders to protest on site, they would have to travel up from the Oceania all the way to the European continent. They had not only have to brave the unpredictable sea weather but also the pirates from the Malacca Strait as well as International boundaries law.

Fortunately, they gave it all up after a last minute held sensible meeting.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, because or this, Norway had no resistance then.

Fortunately, whaling had actually a postive effect on marine animal population.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, it had a negative effect on whale populations

Fortunately, no one cared

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, I cared.

Fortunately, I was easily persuaded to not care after being given a PS3.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, it was a made in China set and the system went bust after you just on it. What a pity! After all the effort to get it goes down the drain.

Fortunately, I am able to repair it for you.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he couldn't afford to pay you

Fortunately, you offered to do it for free

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, due to part price rises he wasn't able to do the entire thing for no money

Fortunately, I was able to chip in for the extra parts

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, he didn't have enough to do that.

Fortunately, Bill Gates decided to chip in enough money.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Bill Gates only offered to do it if you agreed to sell him the soul of your first child

Fortunately, you decided to not have kids

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, you got drunk and had sex with someone you shoudln't have.

Fortunately it wasn't you so who cares.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, it was you really so it mattered.

Fortunately, this was all a bad dream so the events that occurred in the previous posts NEVER happened.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he dream will haunt him for the rest of his life

Fortunately, he got a psychic to remove teh memory from his mind

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the memories return the night after and haunted Inferno Dragon.

Fortunately, a hypnotist should be able to take care of that mental problem for you.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the hypnotists was a fraud.

Fortunately, Gilderoy Lockheart used a spell to wipe out all of my bad memories.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the spell backfired causing him to wiping his own memory

Fortunately, you thought this was funny

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Lockheart wouldn't have found it funny.

Fortunately, he actually found it funny because he had lost his memory.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, he didn't find it that funny after he remembered that some other kid caused his memory to go away.

Fortunately, you were able to plant new memories in his mind.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they were the memories of an old lady

Fortunately, Lockheart liked thinking he was an old lady

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Lockheart then thought he had a cancer.

Fortunately, he wasn't right because this was a false memory.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, he did have cancer even though it was a false memory.

Fortunately, the wizards at St. Mungos had a excellent cure for cancer that was unknown to the muggles.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the cure involved killing muggles

Fortunately, Lockhart didn't want to kill any muggles

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, we are now back in thinking he had an uncurable cancer again.

Fortunately, Lockheart had some good ideas how to spend the rest few days of his life.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, he forgot the ideas all ready.

Fortunately, he had them written down.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, someone stole the paper it was written on

Fortunately, he had a backup copy

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, it was stored in his own private personal computer and someone had hacked into the PC, in the process reformatted his entire hard drive.

Fortunately, Lockheart was able to bring back the PC to its original state before it had been formatted.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately the PC had a total recall of what an arsehole Lockheart was, so Lockheart was killed.

Fortunately, the PC was able to retrieve Lockheart's DNA.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, resurrecting Lockheart wasn't accepted by many people because they thought the PC would function as a god.

Fortunately, it wasn't a person who played god, it was a PC.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the computer crashed.

Fortunately, he had a copy of his DNA on another computer.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, no one kew where the other computer was located

Fortunately, they found a tracking device that wll lead them to it

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, when they found the computer, they figured out that it was busy thinking the answer about Life, Universe, and Everything.

Fortunately, there were only 3 days left.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, a evil magician used a spell to speed time up so the three days passed like seconds.

Fortunately, a good magician was able to reverse to spell and give the people even more time.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they still had only 3 days

Fortunately, they invented a time machine and traveled back 100 years

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfotunately, that didn't help.

Fortunately, inventing a time machine was such a cool thing that it made us all regard cancer non-significant.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, they had to worry about a worse disease than cancer.

Fortunately, they were able to cure that disease too.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the cure involved drinking the blood of a rat

Fortunately, rats are plentiful

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, their blood tastes awful to humans.

Fortunately, the humans could become vampires.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, they didn't want to be vampires.

Fortunately, they liked being vampires.