Game: Whack-a-TPMer v.2 M. A. T_M_L

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Last spring, there was this whacking game by kitsun. I revive it with a little easier rules.

The rules are simple:

The object of the game is to "whack" as many different users that participate in the game and score as many whacks as possible.

to 'whack' someone, one must simply post who they are whacking and how they want to whack them.

I whack Bob; *SuperwhacKs Bob; *stomps Bob into the ground; are all acceptable whacks.

You may only whack those who have posted here. So, no sign-ups are necessary.

Here are the rules:

1) No Multiwhacks: only one whack per post, please.

2) No Rapidwhacks: you cannot whack multiple times in a row as per the double posting rule, and remember also that you must wait for two other persons before you post again just as in all the other 'normal' PCG games.

After a predetermined number of pages, I will tally up scores. Various "Awards" can be gleaned, such as:

Whack Champion: had the most variety of whacked users

Whackiest Whacker: awarded to the user with the most hilerious whack, as determined by poll.

Most Elusive Whack: awarded to the user that was whacked the least amount of times

This Round will last until the 121st post..

[mr_pikachu]

I post pictures of Mikachu Yukitatsu in his female persona all over the internet.

Whacked!

[Shadow Wolf]

Up in the sky, shinypkmnchaser realises the Buddhist Palm, diving downwards with his body ablaze, holding out his palm. He creates a hand-shaped crater in the ground, whacking mr_pikachu.

Whacked, Kung Fu Hustle style!

[Blademaster]

WHACK-A-TPMER IS BACK!?!?!

(christens the game by breaking a champagne bottle against Louis's head)

WHACKED! :hellyeah:

[mr_pikachu]

*forces Blademaster to watch a "private video" of Mega Horny on Youtube*

W-w-w-whacked!

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Blademaster, is Louis the same as shinypkmnchaser? I recommend you to use the TPM names so that I can count the scores easier.

Now to my first MY whack in version 2:

mr_pikachu is browsing TPM. Suddenly, 'snowfall' takes over the screen. "What now? this isn't a TV broadcasting!" wonders mr_pikachu. Next, a lady in kimono combing her hair is seen. The picture is black and white. Then mr_pikachu sees some Japanese symbols on the screen.

Finally, there's a scene in a gloomy forest. In the middle of the picture, there's a well! Something is just coming out of the well, when mr_pikachu, scared, switches off the screen.

The screen turns on by itself suddenly. Now mr_pikachu sees what's coming out of the well. It's a girl with long dark hair on her face. She is dressed in white, wet clothes. The girl approaches the computer screen, until her head covers the whole screen. Then her head rises and mr_pikachu sees her face. It's the girl from Mikachu Yukitatsu's signature!! She opens her mouth saying: "I am Mikachu Yukitatsu, and I have taken this form of a girl to WHACK you!" Mikachu-girl attacks mr_pikachu!

The following day, mr_pikachu is found from his apartment, dead, with a horrible look on the face.

[Shadow Wolf]

...is Louis the same as shinypkmnchaser?

I can answer that. -Louis says- Since my username is too large, I prefer that everyone call me Louis. But exceptions can be made, right?

Mikachu replies -But that is madness!

Louis: -Madness?? No! THIS IS WHACK-A-TPMER!!!!!!!!

*shinypkmnchaser kicks mikachu in the chest, and mikachu falls into a bottomless pit behind him*

[Blademaster]

(forces mr_pikachu to watch a 'private video' of Michael Jackson on Pornotube)

JACK-WHACKED, BITCH!!! :hellyeah:

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Tässä tarinassa Mikachu Yukitatsu on astunut uudelleen Suomen armeijaan. Tänä vuonna on Suomen yhdeksäskymmenes itsenäisyyspäivä, joten hän kirjoittaa tämän viestin suomeksi.

Mikachu Yukitatsu on taas eksynyt. Hänen täytyi palata kasarmille hakeakseen telttapatjansa, jonka hän unohti tuoda harjoituksiin. Mutta nyt hän kävelee rynnäkkökivääreineen tietä yhteen Suomen isoimmista kaupungeista, Ouluun.

Mikachu huomaa pienen paperinpalan maassa. Se näyttää olevan tulostettu sivu joltain internet-sviulta. "TPM...läimäytyspeli." siinä lukee. "Mitä hemmettiä. Minä läimäytän jotakuta!" ajattelee Mikachu. Pyssy kädessään, hän pysäyttää auton. Hän pakottaa ajajan viemään hänet Ouluun. Mikachu aikoo ottaa lentokoneen. Hän kysyy vahdilta: "Voinko ottaa tämän rynnäkkökiväärin koneeseen?" "Ei, et voi." vastaa vahti. "Olen TPM:stä." sanoo Mikachu. "Oi, sitten se sopii." varmistaa vahti.

Lentomatka meni hyvin ja nyt Mikachu ottaa aseensa ja ampuu Blademasterin!

Läimäytetty.

In English:

In this story, Mikachu Yukitatsu has re-entered Finnish army. This year, it's Finland's 90th independence day, so he writes this post in Finnish.

Mikachu Yukitatsu is lost again. He had to return to the barracks to get his tent mattress he forgot to bring to the drill. But now he is walking with his assault rifle on a road to one of Finland's biggest cities, Oulu.

Mikachu notices a small piece of paper on the ground. It seems to be a printed page from some internet page. "TPM...whacking game." it reads. "What the heck. I'll whack someone!" thinks Mikachu. With the gun in his hand, he stops a car. He forces the driver top take him to Oulu. Mikachu is going ot take an aeroplane. He asks a guard: "Can I take this assault rifle with me to the plane?" "No, you can't." answers the guard. "I'm from TPM." says Mikachu. "Oh, then it's OK." confirms the guard.

Plane trip went well and now Mikachu picks his weapon and shoots Blademaster!

Whacked.

[darktyranitar]

lol at Louis' 300-influenced whack

*Speaks in random spanish words - repeatedly - until Mikachu's ears starts bleeding*

[Blademaster]

Dear darktyaritar,

You may have noticed I have not paid you your lackey fee in several weeks. This is because I have been saving your money up instead, and have used it all to buy you a magnificent gift. Since you love video games so much, here is the best console of the generation... A PS3. Enjoy. ;)

~Your boss, Blade


Whacked... in the worst possible way a gamer can be whacked. :hellyeah:

[Knight of Time]

Dear Blademaster,

You have been found guilty of cheating at every video game you play...especially the Super Mario games. I sentence you to get a Game Over in each of them.

Just one way of whacking a fellow Super Mario fan.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

*Pulls out a Master Sword and stabs Knight of Time*

A whack from one Zelda fan to another

[Blademaster]

(an irate Italian-American in a fancy business suit knocks on Mikachu's front door; as soon as he answeres, he is shot in the face)

Whacked. Literally. :hellyeah:

[Knight of Time]

Voices are suddenly heard in the ASB world...as Blademaster's Pokemon learn of his reputation for being a Pokemon Hangman star, his own Pokemon suddenly accuse him of bragging that he's much better than everyone else at this game..

Couldn't resist to give a second whack to one of my most competitive "opponents" back in my days of playing Pokemon Hangman.

[Magmar]

*Whips out the Spiral Heart Moon Rod*

MOON SPIRAL HEART ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!

*Effectively whacks Knight of Time.* :D

[Blademaster]

Kyle, you're gonna die a slow and painful whacking soon... But in the meantime...

Crazy Elf Boy, meet Crazy Elf GIRL.


http://www.play-nintendo.com/images/valentines/Valentine-11.jpg


WHACKED. :hellyeah:

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

It's snowing here in Ylivieska today!

*casts Ice3 on Crazy Elf Boy in the middle of Australian summer*

[Crazy Elf Boy]

G'day Blademaster I got a little friend I want you to meet.

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:HemkIhsMKwOIxM:http://www.nintendo.co.jp/n10/sw2000/itiran/cgb/soft/zelda_gb/ricky.gif

*Runs up with the giant Kangaroo*

*Knocks out Blademaster with its massive fists*

*Hops out of pouch kicks Blademaster*

*Runs away hehehehehehehehehehehehehe*

[Blademaster]

Hey, Knight of Time. Someone wants to meet you...

(the following is too graphic to describe and shall instead be replaced with this amusing image that says it all anyway)





http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j89/Soul_of_the_Phoenix/OWNED.jpg

[Knight of Time]

Sorry Blademaster, but I don't die until I die in real life, but nice try. Your name was surprising at first, but there is a REAL Blademaster here, and it's not you, it's Link, and his Master Sword!"

Whacked SOOOO good, eh my "sharp" friend?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Noone has whacked Magmar? I don't know if you play Final Fantasy VIII, but at least you must like my voice...

*begins to sing to Magmar*

[Toxicity]

Hey Bladey. It's good to see you in this game. I hope you're just as equally happy being knocked out due to being randomly bludgeon'd by Link's Ball and Chain only to wake up being tied up in the back of a car driven by this guy (http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n188/batdump/Dr%20Rockso/PA270752.jpg).

ph-whack

[Knight of Time]

Normally, I wouldn't whack a girl in this game, but in your case, Toxicity, I'll make an exception, but it will only be my first.

There can be a first time for anything, eh Toxicity? Whacky, no?

[Blademaster]

Right, Laura is due to die a slow and horrible whacking, but first...

(writes something on his clipboard)

Next on the hit-list is Magmar, who I, in the spirit of sportsmanship, will not whack, but rather give my entire vast- BOOT TO THE HEAD.

(Magmar is promptly whacked by a flying boot)

Frantic-whacked. :hellyeah:

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

*plays Kimble (a popular Finnish board game) with shinypkmnchaser*

*eats shinypkmnchaser's piece*

Now what's more effective? Getting eaten in Kimble or seeing this awful picture I drew?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Picks up a DS with Phantom Hourglass in it and throws it at Mikachu's face.

Then walks of rambling that the game was too short

[Blademaster]

Mikachu: ...Is that... Trouble? Yeah, that game's fucking Trouble! I love that game!

(takes the board and smashes it up with a hammer until the plastic coating is nice and jagged, then smashes it into Toxicity's face)

Whacked. It's FUN getting into Trouble...! :hellyeah:

[Knight of Time]

CEB, I've been waiting a while for this...our rematch from that ASB battle you beat me in begins here instead of ASB...and here..."POW"..."OUCH"..."SOCK"...I win this one.

You just got whacked, my friend. Ever watch the live action Batman TV series?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

*vomits shinypkmnchaser's Kimble piece on darktyranitar*

"Disgusting!" says darktyranitar taking off the slimy piece.

"It's nothing compared to this!" says Mikachu and draws a couple of 'questionable' pictures.

Mentally whacked, again.

[Master of Paradox]

*From nowhere, a dooor appears. It opens, revealing Master of Paradox armed with a large spoon. He brings the spoon around in a wide, whistling arc, smashing Blademaster's head into his neck. The door closes, and Master of Paradox can be heard laughing behind it as it fades away.*

[darktyranitar]

*scene quickly unfold into that of Counterstrike*

Mikachu the terrorist is cornered by three counter-terrorist force. Mikachu is armed with an AK-47, Desert Eagle, and a combat knife. Each counter-terrorist force members were equipped with Carbine M4A1 rifle, Glock pistol, and a combat knife.

Instead of blasting him off the game, the counter-terrorist guys gave him one choice: surrender or die.

"Put down your weapon," one of them said.

"Okay." Mikachu threw off his AK-47, and automatically, he was equipped with the Desert Eagle pistol.

"I said all of them," the first one said, sternly.

"Alright." Mikachu threw the Desert Eagle pistol off, and he was automatically equipped with the knife.

"Last warning," the guy said, this time raising his M4A1 so that it was pointed at Mikachu's head. "I said all your weapon."

Mikachu tried to throw the knife away, but was greeted with this message:

"You can't throw away this weapon."

"What the $&(@!"

The CT force wasted no time to shoot at Mikachu, 30 round each. Needless to say, Mikachu went down like a fly.

"Counter terrorist win."

"Enemy down."

"Affirmative."

(Whacked, CS-style!)

(Yes, I admit I'm hooked to CS right now ^^;; )

[Blademaster]

Master Of Paradox has joined, eh?

(writes something down on his clipboard, then snaps his fingers...)


MEANWHILE, THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY...


(Master of Paradox hears a knock at the door; upon answering it, he finds it to be none other than Geese Howard)

"You had me play a shitty card game and LOSE to some kid. I'll stain my hands with your blood."

MoP: ...Uh...

"DEADLY RAVE!!!!!"

(Master of Paradox is promptly beaten to a pulp, then blown to ashes by Geese's energy burst)


Whacked, Fatal Fury-style. :hellyeah:

[Toxicity]

In a recent news flash linked to an awkward coincidence (http://4chanarchive.org/images/43169077/1192707423342.jpg), the WMD program (http://4chanarchive.org/images/43169077/1192707527872.jpg) in Iran was was finally leaked. Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad agreed to surrender all production to the United States, yet some things happened out of panic, and one last evangelion was unleashed and found itself in Oklahoma, wrecking havoc across the plains state and surrounding areas and causing many injuries, including one man whose choice of attire bears homage to a famous Pokémon character.

mr_pikachu, you have just been Neon Gene-whack'd

[Master of Paradox]

As snow falls softly in the woods, a man walks through the night without making a sound. He has no past, no present, no future... only a destiny.

That destiny is to travel many miles, across lands forgotten by time, as the years come and go. One name and one name only crosses his lips: "Darktyranitar".

Finally, one day, years after the journey begins - years that feel like millenia - the man finds whom he has sought. And the man now does what he was born to do, so long ago...

He beats Darktyranitar senseless with a broken board.

Epic-whacked, DT. Epic-whacked.

[Blademaster]

It's time to beat the shit out of someone... Knight of Time, I'd like for you to meet the Wizard of Time.






http://www.yugioh-cards.net/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/db2/DB2-EN038.jpg






Time Roulette, go!

(the Wizard raises his staff; the arrow within it begins to spin, faster and faster, zooming over skul, skull, time warp, skull, skull, time warp... over and over... until it finally slows to a stop...

...on a skull...

...on a skull...

...on a time warp)

Yes!!!! Go, Time Warp!

"TIME... MAGIC!"

A vortex of pure spatial energy opens, blasting KoT with a relentless stream of hyperchronotrons that cause him to age, wither, decay, fossilize, and finally crumble to dust in the span of a few seconds)

Well done, Time Wizard.

(recalls the Monster, then places it back in his deck and leaves)

Time-whacked.:hellyeah:

[Crazy Elf Boy]

*Picks up a large piano covered with barb wire, coated with a virulent posion*

HAHAHAHAHA TEACH you for whacking me KNIGHT OF TIME

*Drops piano which misses KOT*

*hits Mikachu*

"Eh at least I got someone"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHACKED MIKACHU

[Master of Paradox]

LOADING...

WELCOME TO THE GUIDANCE CONTROLS FOR THE MARK VII MJOLNIR ORBITAL CANNON. PLEASE SELECT A FIRING MODE.

"Single burst"

PLEASE SELECT A DELAY OPTION.

"Instant fire"

PLEASE SELECT A TARGET

"Crazy Elf Boy"

NO SUCH TARGET FOUND. PLEASE SELECT A TARGET

"CRAZY ELF BOY"

NO SUCH TARGET FOUND. PLEASE SELECT A TARGET

"THAT ******* WITH THE POINTY EARS!"

TARGET SELECTED: Crazy Elf Boy. YOU HAVE SELECTED A SINGLE BURST INSTANT FIRE ATTACK ON THE TARGET. IS THAT CORRECT?

"No"

PLEASE CHOOSE WHAT YOU WISH TO CHANGE.

"Firing mode"

PLEASE SELECT A FIRING MODE

"Repeated blast"

YOU HAVE SELECTED A REPEATED-BLAST INSTANT FIRE ATTACK ON THE TARGET "Crazy Elf Boy". IS THAT CORRECT?

"Yes"

FIRING IN FIVE, FOUR, THREE...

*And a sudden volley of laser blasts levels Crazy Elf Boy's home.*

Whacked from orbit!

[Knight of Time]

Ha, this is getting fun.

Blademaster, you may have a sharp personality, but how well would you fare against a tree? Let's see. I see you trying to cut it with that "blade" of yours, but little do you realize, the tree is actually petrified! So much for your blade.

Whacked, although a chainsaw could have replaced the "blade", heh heh.

[Blademaster]

Knight of Time, you just don't know when to quit, do you?

(pulls out a sword almost as big as him)

My "blade," as you put it, is a 6-foot broadsword with a laser-refined edge the width of a white blood cell and made from refined unascertanium, an alloy as hard as reinforced titanium and as light as lithium. In other words...

(swings his sword clean through the petrified tree, which falls over and crushes KoT)

...Timber-whacked. :hellyeah:

[Master of Paradox]

*Sneaking up behind Toxicity, Master of Paradox slips a pair of headphones onto her ears, hooked to his amplifier. He steps back, nods, and plays "Aerials" as loud as he possibly can, sending 1,000 decibels into her head.*

System-of-a-Whacked!

[darktyranitar]

It was a normal day for Master of Paradox. There's birds singing in the background, and the sun was shining brightly... and basically everything else that are beautiful.

Little did he knew it was a calm before a storm.

It happened in a flash. Within seconds, he felt a terrible aching on his chest. And his heart - every beat, it hurts him.

Giving one last look at the beauty surrounding him, he said, ominously:

"Whacked..."

And he slumped to the floor, where he remain still, never to wake up again.


Death Note whacked! You won't even know what had hit ya until it's too late!

[Crazy Elf Boy]

*Lifts out of a Giant Hammer out of nowhere*

EAT MY HAMMERSPACE MASTER OF PARADOX

*Slams it down onto him leaving a tiny puddle of icky black goo*

[Blademaster]

Now, now, folks, we don't want any of the lesser whackees to feel left out now, do we?

(tosses a Poke Ball at Magmar; it draws him in and shakes once... twice... thrice... DING!)

Congratulations! Wild MAGMAR was caught!

Sweet! Now, Magmar like hot environments, so I'll release this little feller someplace where he'll be happy...

(drops the Poke Ball into Kilauea)

Magma-whacked. :hellyeah:

[Master of Paradox]

After pulling himself back to his feet, having saved a spare life in his pockets, Master of Paradox merely smiled to himself.

"Ah, Darktyranitar... how did you know Death Note was one of my favorite series?"

Having attacked Crazy Elf Boy more recently, the man in the robes and low-pulled fedora decides to forego getting vengence on him, going instead for the user of the Death Note. He slides a hand inside of his robes and takes out a cell phone.

"Yes, Joachim?"

Later that day, a knock comes on the door of Darktyranitar. He opens it, only to find a gigantic blonde man standing there, dressed in a sleeveless brown shirt, brown tights, and high boots, with a giant square timber over one shoulder.

"Are you Darktyranitar?" the man asks.

"I am..." his target replies. "You are?"

"Joachim Valentine, here to bring justice to a murderer. I take it you are he?"

Nodding, Darktyranitar flees into his house, throws open the Death Note, and writes the name of Joachim Valentine into it. Forty seconds later... Joachim kicks open the door.

"You're supposed to be dead!"

"But I am! The Valentines are a clan of vampires!"

"Oh, CRAP!"

By the end of the hour, the house is a shambles and Darktyranitar is facedown in a pool of his own blood. The last thing he hears is, "See? I'm TERRIFIC!"

Shadow Hearts: Whacked.

[Shadow Wolf]

Who's next:

*rolls a seven-sided dice*

...hmm, *ponders*, *chuckles*


...............................................


*In a plain field, close to the Wkack-a-TPmer battlefield, a group of sparks create some kind of intesifying light in one spot, creating a small explosion and after this, a man appears in black clothes with a huge weapon in hands. In his Jacket, a name is clearly visible -shinypkmnchaser-*

-I'm back!

*Blademaster uses his a 6-foot broadsword with a laser-refined edge, the width of a white blood cell and made from refined unascertanium, and alloy as hard as reinforced titanium and as light as lithium to try to hit shinypkmnchaser, but misses, since his sword is too big to do a fast swing.*

-Let me try mine!

*shinypkmnchaser reveals his weapon, an atomic grenade launcher*

-Hasta la vista, Baby!

*With a single shot of the atomic grenade launcher, shinypkmnchaser creates an atomic explosion, pulverizing Blademaster and his sword is launched into the air. After the huge explosion, the dust of Blademaster's remains are blowed away by the wind, and his huge sword falls from the sky, leaving a huge crater on the floor, similar to a fissure*

-You are whacked, and terminated!

*shinypkmnchaser teleports out of the battlefield*

[Knight of Time]

Hmm, maybe there ought to be a sort of an award here for the person who gives the most whacks to a single person...

Blademaster, our duel may have gone to the forest, but little do you know I have the strength to push this petrified tree off me. And so I do, and throw each piece at your blade, even though I watch them all shatter, I fool you by making you think the last one is headed for your blade...instead, it's heading for your feet...and your sword does little against the "low blow" on the ground.

Meh, long whacks definitely can be creative here, but this is yet another whack for you, Blademaster.

[Master of Paradox]

High overhead, something breaks the upper layer of the Earth's atmosphere. It descends at an incredible rate, a barely visible man clinging to its top.

Shinypkmnchaser looks up as a shadow falls over him. His jaw drops...

And a steamroller lands atop him.

Master of Paradox stands up atop the steamroller, laughs, and shouts, "WRYYYYYY!"

JoJo's Bizzare Whacked!

[Shadow Wolf]

*After being squashed by a steamroller, shinypkmnchaser wakes up dazzled, but furious*

-"How about going old school by whacking with a hammer?"

*Just in front of shinypkmnchaser, different types of hammers lie in the floor, and he notices Crazy Elf Boy a few feets away from him*

-"Heh! Play time!"

*One by one, he throws the hammers at Crazy Elf Boy*

*framing hammer*
*claw hammer*
*rock pick*
*club hammer*
*cross-peen hammer*
*wood mallet*
*Triple H's sledgehammer*
-"What the...?"
*Mario's hammer*
-"...and finally, you are sentenced to be whacked!"
*throws him a gavel*

-"Case Closed!"

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Hmm, maybe there ought to be a sort of an award here for the person who gives the most whacks to a single person...

Why not, these are just examples:

"After a predetermined number of pages, I will tally up scores. Various "Awards" can be gleaned, such as:

Whack Champion: had the most variety of whacked users

Whackiest Whacker: awarded to the user with the most hilerious whack, as determined by poll.

Most Elusive Whack: awarded to the user that was whacked the least amount of times"

So, if nothing unexpected happens, I actually will count the whacks and tell the awards, and, of course, I am also going to make the poll for the most hilarious whack.

As we are looking forward to that...

*tries to whack Knight of Time by playing Tekken 3 with him, loses, but then opens the floor below Knight of Time by using a secret switch. Knight of Time falls into a hole full of angry alligators*

I suck at video games, but I still play them.

EDIT: However, remember the whack champion award; you are unlikely to get it if you whack only one single person several times.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

*Runs up and kidnaps shinypkmnchaser and ties him on the railway tracks*

*At the same time twiddling his own incredibly evil looking moustache while waiting for a train*

"OK only 2 more minutes"

*Waits 2 minutes*

"COME ON YOU STUPID TRAIN"

*waits some more*

"OH fine"

*Gets a large cheese grater and grates of shinypkmnchaser's face and puts it in a small package*

~~~~Somewhere in Europe 2 weeks later~~~~

"Would you like some more of our special "cheese" madam"

"Yes certainly"

LOL........................(insert random name for whack here) WHACKED

[Master of Paradox]

For days now, Master of Paradox had assumed a most unusual pose. His left arm was raised in the air, right arm pulled back, eyes staring straight ahead as if in anticipation, feet spaced slightly apart. Nobody was sure what on Earth he was doing.

He had not moved from that pose for days when Mikachu Yukitatsu finally walked up to him. The TPMers then saw a flicker of movement in Master of Paradox.

That was when it all went to Hell. Taking a deep breath, Master of Paradox called out "GALACTICA PHANTOM!"

And his right fist smashed into Mikachu Yukitatsu's face, sending the target flying across several county lines.

Real Man's Whacked.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Master of Paradox?!?

I'll show you some real paradox!

*Pointing with a machine gun, forces Master of Paradox to repeat the Finnish sentence: "Kalju mies juoksi tuulessa tukka hulmuten", in English, "a bald man run in the wind, hair fluttering"*

[Knight of Time]

Mikachu, being as you are Finnish, I get the impression you must have lived your previous life in the sea, so here's a load of fish, right on top of you right now...piranhas, and they all look like chomping on this Finnish guy who they think is a human fish...

Whacked.

[Master of Paradox]

By this time, Magmar felt rather confident that the whacks were over. After all, he'd made a point of not showing up.

So imagine the surprise coursing through poor Magmar as a Gibson Flying Zero came down over his head.

Guitar-Whacked!

[Shadow Wolf]

OK, time for a short whack.

*shinypkmnchaser ties mr_pikachu to a pole and forces him to watch Blademaster break the Hangman randomizer over and over again, making him go crazy and later dying of a stroke*

Hang-whacked!

[Knight of Time]

Master of Paradox, ever since first hearing of you, I thought your name sounded a little funny. But names don't always have to be funny, and as the last word in your username is Paradox, I see a pair of docs (say that fast enough, I dare you!), who both want to treat you for different illnesses, the two of them argue so much after trying to figure out your illness, you feel your eardrums begin to explode, and...

You just got an "explosive" whacking, MoP.

[Master of Paradox]

Knight of Time: The Internet is really, really great...

Master of Paradox: For porn!

Knight of Time: I got a fast connection, so I don't have to wait...

Master of Paradox: For porn!

Knight of Time: There's always some new site-

Master of Paradox: For porn.

Knight of Time: I browse all day and night-

Master of Paradox: For porn.

Knight of Time: It's like I'm surfing at the speed of LIIIGGGHHHTTT...

Master of Paradox: For POOOORRRRNNNNN!

Knight of Time: MoP!

Master of Paradox: The Internet is for porn! The Internet is for porn! Why you think the Internet was born? Porn, porn, porn!

Avenue Whacked.

[Blademaster]

A SEVEN-SIDED DIE!? How the Hell can you have a seven-sided die, Louis!?! It's physically impossible! Much like this Mobius strip.

(takes a Mobius strip and hangs Louis with it)

Geometry-whacked. :hellyeah:

[Shadow Wolf]

A SEVEN-SIDED DIE!? How the Hell can you have a seven-sided die, Louis!?! It's physically impossible! Much like this Mobius strip.

Actually, that's not impossible. Here's a seven-sided die. (http://www.advancinghordes.com/images/gamescience/gms_7702s.jpg)

Hmm, who's next? Oh, dt

*since darktyranitar is a pokemon, then shinypkmnchaser looks for a way of whacking it good, with a Wailord doing Water Spout*

A super-effective whacking!

[Master of Paradox]

Normally, Master of Paradox was one to get elaborate when he sought to whack an opponent. But this was 6:30 AM, he had only woken up half an hour ago, and he was just finishing his breakfast. So he was in no mood to make it fancy.

Finishing his orange-flavored water, he wandered up to Louis.

"Shouldn't you get back to bed?" Louis asked.

"I gotta work in about an hour."

"Sucks to be you."

"Indeed." Master of Paradox then smacked the other man in the face with his water bottle.

Apathetically Whacked.

[Knight of Time]

Louis...so you like shiny Pokemon I'm guessing? Well, I just spotted a whole whack of them just where that petrified tree was from earlier...must have been a coincedence, because upon seeing you, they all scatter in random directions, never showing their faces again to you, who unfortunately scared them off.

One "shiny" whacking, right at you Louis.

[darktyranitar]

Hey Blade, you said you were leaving RPG, right?

So here's something from you: an RPG from the RPG!

*whistle, as Blademaster gets blown away by the rocket propelled grenade, before he exploded somewhere else high up the sky*

[Master of Paradox]

As Darktyranitar fires an RPG at Blademaster, several miles away, Master of Paradox is fighting an alien.

The alien empties a Uzi in Paradox's direction, but the thin young man hides behind a wall. He then pops out, firing a shot from a Nikita guided missile launcher.

But the guide wire snaps, and the rocket fires off at the alien uncontrolled. The alien ducks...

A sheep grazing in a field goes "Baa!" and steps away, revealing Darktyranitar.

*BOOM*

Whacked Taste.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Mikachu, being as you are Finnish, I get the impression you must have lived your previous life in the sea, so here's a load of fish, right on top of you right now...piranhas, and they all look like chomping on this Finnish guy who they think is a human fish...

Whacked.

*goes crazy repeating 'I'm not Fish, I am FInniSH' and runs over the mountains and seas to Florida*

I am sorry, I already whacked Knight Of Time, so I had to be satisfied with whacking...

Toxicity!

According to my calculations, you are the only person I havem't whacked in this game! But you will be sure I feel no mercy just as I felt no mercy to Magmar, it does not matter if you are a woman!

*draws a big sword*

*fails to get a good hold of it*

*calls for mr_pikachu to ask if the last line was grammatically correct*

*sees that he is not around*

*drops the sword on Toxicity's feet, breaking them*

Oh, I'm sorry! I actually ment to cut your head off!

[Blademaster]

That seven-sided die fails on the grounds that IT DOESN'T WORK PROPERLY!

(takes the offending dice and jams them into Crazy Elf Boy's eye sockets)

Dice-whacked. :hellyeah:

[Master of Paradox]

A car speeds down the streets of whatever city Mr. Pikachu calls home. He doesn't notice it at first, busy as he is doing whatever TPM mods do when they aren't herding cats on this place.

He has no choice but to notice it, however, when the window rolls down and Master of Paradox nails him with a rubber mallet.

Drive-By Whacked!

[Knight of Time]

Mr. Pikachu, I've been waiting for this moment to happen, since being a former Pokemon Hangman worker, I can see the worst possible thing happening each time you win a plushie...it turns into a real Pokemon, but with no mind...just a brain set on attacking anyone who thinks they would make good plushies..

Mr. Pikachu, you've been whacked, Pokemon Hangman style.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Magmar, you will be the first person I whack twice. Enjoy!

Mikachu Yukitatsu has invited Magmar to visit him. The first evening, he proposes that she should have a sauna bath with him.

"Hm, can't I just go alone?" asks Magmar.

"But...well, OK, have it your way." replies Mikachu.

"And no peeking!" says Magmar.

"Okay, I promise." replies Mikachu.

Magmar enters the sauna. As she sits down, she remembers one thing.

"Wait a minute! This is Whack-a-TPMer! Where's the whack, then?" she wonders.

Just then, Mikachu Yukitatsu turns heat bigger with a remote control.

"It's getting hot." Magmar thinks. "This must be Mikachu Yukitatsu's doing!"

"MAGMAR CRYSTAL POWER MAKE UP! MAGMAR AQUA MIRAGE!" she tranforms and shouts. Cold water chills the sauna.

Then a mysterious man in a tuxedo enters sauna, saying. "Jag heter Maskerade Rosen."

Magmar notices that she still has her sailor suit on and asks: "Can't you just speak English, I am not familiar with the Swedish dub of Sailor Moon."

The man replies: "In fact, I am not Tuxedo Kamen, I am Mikachu Yukitatsu in disguise. Nor are you Sailor Moon, nor are you Sailor Mercury, You are Sailor Magmar! Thus I shall not help you!"

Right there, the roof collapses and there they come, every demon from Sailor Moon anime, and they all attack Magmar killing her and teaching her that she must come back to the Whack-a-TPMer game!

[Blademaster]

It's 1am on a Sunday morning... Time to cause some trouble.

-------------

Garbed in ninja attire, Blademaster sneaks onto mr_pikachu's property, sets a flaming paper bag on the aforementioned Mod's doorstep, then knocks and runs away, hiding behind a nearby shrub.

Mr_pikachu then proceeds to answer the door.

"For God's sake, it's 1am..." he groans, looking rather... incoherent. "Who is it? Hello?"

He looks down.

"...Oh, real mature."

The grumpy Mod retreats into his house for a moment, then returns with a glass of water, which he poors on the bag. It's then that he notices Blademaster, who is garbed in NARUTO'S ninja suit.

"Blade, why are you sneaky around at 1am in an ORANGE jumpsuit?" he growls. "Oh, and lame whacking attempt by the way."

"Orange is my favorite color." Blademaster replied with a shrug. "Believe it!"

"I believe that I'm gonna call the cops if you don't get off my property in about two seconds."

"But the whack hasn't taken effect yet."

"What whack? I EXTINGUISHED your weak bag of dog crap, so you're done. Joke's over. Now go away and let me get some sle-"

"Oh, that wasn't dog poo. That was a chunk of pure sodium, which reacts violently with water. I wrapped it in juuuuust enough paper towels so that it wouldn't get wet until I finished this explanation. Smart, huh?" :D

".........

.......

Wha-"

KA-FWOOOOM!!!!!

Mr_pikachu, you just got whacked... Believe it! :hellyeah:

[Shadow Wolf]

OK, just a few more left!

Now it's your turn...


-Hmm, a Knight Of Time, eh? Let's see how you can deal with another "knight of time"

...Hello, dbz kingdom? Nothing new here. Just thought that "he" might have some competition here. Think you can warp here to whack him? You will? That's good to know! Be seeing ya soon. *click*

Alright Kyle, time to meet our rival. From the Dragon Ball Z kingdom...



*A weird machine appears close to the place where shinypkmnchaser and Knight Of Time are. The machine opens, revealing a mysterious young man. The young man has a tall and slender, although still muscular figure, light blue eyes and light purple hair, a hair cut short in bowlcut style. He is wearing a black sleeveless shirt, black pants along with a purple jacket and goldish boots. The words encarved in the jacket are "Capsule Corporation"*


Louis-Remember him?

Knight Of Time-No!

Louis-*falls on the floor, with the legs shaking straight up* Anyway, meet Trunks!

Trunks-You are about to fight a real Knight of time. Let's fight!

*Knight of time quickly unleashes his arsenal of weapons to deal with trunks, but a mistake with his master sword leads him to his doom. With an opening while charging his great spin attack, Trunks quickly grabs Kyle and launches him up, following this with his Burning Slash, a series of slashes with his own sword, and finally doing his Finish Buster, leaving nothing but Kyle's remains*

Trunks-"What a miscalculation on your part."

Nothing left to say, except that you have been whacked.

[Master of Paradox]

A knock comes at Blademaster's door. He pauses Castlevania, gets up, and heads downstairs.

Opening the door, he sees a tall blonde man in a fringed orange jacket, white shirt, jeans, and baseball cap standing there.

"I'm Terry Bogard. You sent Geese Howard after Master of Paradox a few days ago... and never told me about it."

"Oh, crap.'

"POWAH GEYSAH!"

A burst of orange energy hurls Blademaster through the roof of his house and into low-earth orbit.

Legendary Lone Whacked.

[Blademaster]

Mikachu Yukut-... Yuki... Yutak... Yutacan... Whatever. The one Finnish guy at TPM is sitting on a bench one evening, drawing in his sketchbook while watching the Sun set and the stars rise.

As he watches the scene, a streak of light flies across the sky.

"A shooting star...?" he mutters. "They say those can grant wishes..."

A low whistling echoes through the air.

"Hm... But what should I wish for...? Money...? No, too shallow... True love...? No... Too cliche..."

The whistling slowly begins to louden.

"World peace...? Who am I, Miss Finland?"

The whistle becomes ever louder; the air temperature begins to rise.

"I wish... I wish..."

The whistle grew annoyingly loud.

"I wish... GAAH! I wish I knew what that damn noise was!!!"

A burst of orange light illuminated the sky over the young Finn's head as something penetrated the lowermost layer of the atmosphere, streaming through the clouds like a... like a meteor!

.........
"MITA VITTUA!??!?!"

Those were the last words the man uttered before the flaming projectile crushed him and the bench he sat on, blowing them both to ash and tearing a massive crater into the ground around it!

...A few moments of silence passed, before a low groan issued from the crater; a charred, smoking form crawled out of it...

"Oooooohhh, my fucking head... Damn Paradox and his army of SNK dickheads! He's next on my whacking... list... What the Hell...?"

The smoking young man knelt down, finding a torn sheet of burnt paper on the edge of the crater. Curious, he holds it up; drawn on it is a blonde-haired woman in a blue kimono.

"......Whoops."


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That's right. Mikachu, you've been whacked... by another whack! :hellyeah:

[Shadow Wolf]

-Hey Magmar, time for you to be whacked.

*Decked out in white tights, white & red cape, white scarf, yellow gloves & boots, dark glasses, face cloth and Indian-style turban (pinned with a "moon" ornament), and armed with a whip, two six-shooters, shuriken and moon-shaped boomerangs, a weird man appears.*


-Since you probably know who is Moonlight Knight, then you should meet the first japanese live superhero, and the original moonlight hero, Moonlight Mask!

...

...but I just wanted you to meet him. Ok, you can go now Moonlight mask!

*The weird man disappears*

-...and now that you are wondering "What's up with that?" time for me to whack you.

*uses twelve bricks to knock out Magmar*

-Whack-a-dozen! :hellyeah:

[Master of Paradox]

"So who haven't I whacked twice? ...nobody, huh? I've hit everyone in the game at least twice. Time to cycle."

As Master of Paradox is saying that to himself, Knight of Time makes the mistake of walking up to him. After a moment's thought, he glides up to him and grabs KoT.

The screen goes black for a moment, but for the hitflashes.

When it lights up again, Knight of Time is on the ground, Master of Paradox standing over his body. The kanji for "Insane" burns on his back and in the air in front of him.

Whacked Goku Satsu.

[Blademaster]

As Master of Paradox celebrates his victory, however, an unknown form sneaks up behind him, kicking him literally in the ass and sending him flying into the air.

******

Several miles up, Master of Paradox has recovered from the attack and, though he shows no signs of descending anytime soon, he scans the air around him and the ground below for any possible assailants...

A split second later, however, said assailant appears before him.

It's a golden-colored robot, slim and humanoid in appearance, but with unnaturally long legs, large feet with wheels in place of heels, thick forearms, and most obvious of all, an oversized head flanked by giant spikes, pointy ears, and a glowing visor in place of eyes.

"What... are you...?" Master of Paradox asks.

"I don't normally give my name to insects like you." the robot replies in a deep voice. "But since you won't live long enough to tell anyone else... I am called Mecha Sonic."

MoP raises an eyebrow.

"Isn't Sonic blue?" he asks, contempt for the robot evident in his voice.

"Yes. However, the four Chaos Emeralds I have absorbed have given me a much more appealing and befitting golden hue."

MoP's expression of contempt changes to one of fear.

"F-four... Chaos Emeralds...?"

The robot chuckles evilly.

"You are just now realizing my power, I take it..." Mecha Sonic quips. "And once I destroy you, the one who calls himself the 'God of Random' will provide me with the remaining three, and I will be the most powerful being in the Universe."

"The 'God of...' Blade, you son of a-"

The robot's visor flickers.

"The time for talk is over."

Before MoP can protest, Mecha Sonic punches him in the stomach, sending him flying back through the air. Mecha Sonic, living up to his name and the one he was modeled after, vanishes with a 'swish' and reappears behind MoP...

WHAM!

Paradox goes flying to the left at a 40-degree angle.

SWISH! WHAM!

Paradox goes flying upward at a 60-degree angle.

SWISH! WHAM!

To the right at a 28-degree angle.

SWISH! WHAM!

Backwards at a 136-degree angle.

SWISH! WHAM!

Forwards at a 57-degree angle.

SWISH!

The robot's fists gleam with raw energy as he balls them together and raises them over his head, then slams them down.

WHAM!!!

Master of Paradox plummets to the ground like a comet (Doesn't this feel familiar...?), careening through thousands of feet of cloud coverage in mere seconds.

On the ground below, Mecha Sonic appears and pulls back one foot, waiting for the exact right moment... Master of Paradox plunges to the ground, straight at Mecha Sonic...

KA-WHAM!!!!!

With incredible force, Mecha Sonic jettisons his foot upwards, once more kicking Master of Paradox's battered body high into the sky.

"HRAAAAAA..."

Mecha Sonic grunts loudly as he adopts a Kamehameha stance, his arms pulled back and his hands cupped, a slight distance apart. A ball of icy-blue energy forms between his hands, growing to basketball size and gleaming with a blinding light...

"DIE!!!!!!!!!!!"

Mecha Sonic thrusts his hands forward, and the ball of energy erupts into a beam that fires through the air with an immense roar. It consumes MoP's body, leaving nothing of it visible save for a black silhouette, which quickly seems to fade away, disintegrating without a trace as the beam continues to blast ever upward, into the depths of space...

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SMBZ-whacked. :hellyeah:

[Toxicity]

In West Philadelphia, darktyranitar was born and raised; on the playground is where he spent most of his days - "chillin' an' relaxin' an' maxin' all cool, while shootin' some bee-ball outside of the school."

But that all changed when one day a gang of guys that were up to no good and started making trouble in the neighborhood. darktyranitar got in one little fight and his mom got scared.

What she said,

"You just got Bel Air-whacked!"

[Knight of Time]

Well, I can't think of anyone to whack right now, except...

Blademaster, you're probably the poster most into games here besides me, so we're going to have a game of Atomic Bomberman. In round one, I see your Bomberman got several bombs, and a few more flames than me, but I got myself a blue hand for throwing bombs, and a boxing glove for punching bombs. After blasting a block with one of my bombs, I found a rare bad disease, which when I touched it, made my Bomberman's controls reverse, made him throw bombs uncontrollably, and made the bombs have a short fuse, touching your Bomberman, I watched in delight as he got the diseases, and dropped short fuse bombs behind him, which caused him to quickly kill himself after about 3 or so "droppings". I won round one by managing to take advantage of your power-up cache.

You have just been... Atomic Bomberwhacked!

Incase you're wondering what those "diseases" are, IM me, I'll tell you.

[Blademaster]

Toxicity is next on the list.

Toxicity, you have been found guilty of fucking up the lyrics to the 'The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air' theme. You are hereby sentenced to be eaten by Uncle Phil.








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Godphilla whacked. :hellyeah:

[Master of Paradox]

Master of Paradox comes up to Louis, wheeling a handcart in front of him. On the handcart is a granite statue of Christopher Walken.

"Hey, Louis, look at this!"

Louis makes the mistake of doing so, at which point a beam of light shoots from the statue's eyes to his own. His eyes go blank.

Rubbing his hands together, Master of Paradox orders, "Do the Charleston!"

Without willing to, Louis proceeds to put long-time students of dance to shame with his rendition.

A few seconds later, however, a low-pitched whine fills the air, and then he bursts into flames, leaving nothing behind but a burnmark.

"There's the drawback when the statue gets you high," MoP notes, sighing.

They Might Be Whacked.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

*Runs over to Blademaster with a grenade*

*Pulls out a knife and makes a slit in his gut*

*Pulls out pin of the grenade and lobs it in there*

*and with his amazing powers of sewing, stiches back up the hole and runs away*

"HAHAHAHAHA eat my 'nade Blade"

**LOL rhymes**

*Watches as Blademaster is blown to pieces in a horrific gory way*

[Blademaster]

Did... Did you just STEAL one of MY whacks, Elf!? Oh, you are so about to die...!

But first...

Knight of Time...

(hands him a frozen turkey)

Happy Thanksgiving. :D

(runs away in a totally NOT suspicious fashion...)

...

...

...

...

...

(...and when he's done running, he's standing in front of darktyranitar, whose skull he proceeds to split open by smashing it with a gravy ladel)

Fake out-whacked. :hellyeah:

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Blademaster, which one did you just whack, Knight Of Time or darktyranitar?

Anyway, I am happy to see this topic has reached over 80 replies.

*whacks Knight of Time 81 times*

Hups! I ment to whack only once per post...

OK, OK! I'll have to be happy with whacking him just once here, so I'll blow up him so bad in the first place that I won't need to whack him twice in the same post!

[kitsun]

First and foremost, I would like to apologize for my absence from the forum, and as a result, allowing Whack-a-TPMer to collect dust for so long. I applaud Mikachu for bringing this game out of it's short grave, and happy to say that my game was fun enough to have a volume 2. Can't post too often, though, since I still do not have home internet. However, feel free to reincarnate this game as many times as any of you want until I can promise a more permanent return. (As if I could stop you) Until then...


Kitsun pulls out his 500 pound mallet and whacks Mikachu a la Sandbag in Super Smash Brothers: Melee. Mikachu flies for about a mile and a half, and in the background a voice announces "A new Record!!!"

[Knight of Time]

Well, it's nice to see you back, kitsun, but I guess you could say it's time to join the fun!

If your username was jumbled, it would become sunkit, but being as the sun can't be made from a kit, the Angry Sun from SMB3 suddenly appears, and burns you for offending him.

Whacked, in a literally hot way.

[Master of Paradox]

The rest of the Whack-A-TPMer group had gathered around Kitsun, pummeling the "new meat", when suddenly Master of Paradox walked up. He gave the members of the group a vicious look, and they slowly pulled back, ashamed.

Kitsun looked up from the ground, covered in bruises. "You... You saved me," he muttered.

"Nah. I was just angry I couldn't get a shot."

With that, Master of Paradox kicked Kitsun in the face, and the beating resumed.

Bandwagon Whacked.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

First and foremost, I would like to apologize for my absence from the forum, and as a result, allowing Whack-a-TPMer to collect dust for so long. I applaud Mikachu for bringing this game out of it's short grave, and happy to say that my game was fun enough to have a volume 2. Can't post too often, though, since I still do not have home internet. However, feel free to reincarnate this game as many times as any of you want until I can promise a more permanent return. (As if I could stop you) Until then...


Kitsun pulls out his 500 pound mallet and whacks Mikachu a la Sandbag in Super Smash Brothers: Melee. Mikachu flies for about a mile and a half, and in the background a voice announces "A new Record!!!"

Thank you!

When kitsun has just gotten up from the chair in front of his computer table, Mikachu Yukitatsu hacks the computer. He inserts a strange program that is able to draw kitsun inside the internet, and the poor Eevee is doomed to spend rest of his life inside TPM, reading our replies and perhaps replying, too.

[Blademaster]

Mikachu: Re-read it. It's kinda obvious that Faiz was my target: KoT was a red herring.

...Or was he?

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While TPM is busy pummeling kitsun, Knight of Time is busy examining the frozen turkey he was given. He brings it to an FBI officer, who examines it for germs, bombs, and toxins...

"It's clean." The FBI agent says, evidently annoyed by this man interrupting his work over a turkey.

Later, KoT is at home watching TV when he hears a 'DING!' Getting up and going to the oven, he finds the turkey has been roasted to perfection. He removes the thermometer from it and carves off a piece. It looks tasty...

But wait! It could be dangerous now that it's been cooked! Suspicious as ever, KoT cuts off a small piece and offers it to his dog.

The dog gobbles it down without a second thought. A few seconds pass... But nothing happens.

KoT smiles and lets out a sigh of relief, then bites into the turkey and swallows it; he proceeds to dig into the turkey hungrily, satisfied with the knowledge that it is safe and delicious.

********

Three days later, KoT's body is being examined by paramedics, who have shown up at his house after 911 received complaints from neighbors over a horrid smell of some kind.

As KoT is wheeled out, the FBI agent who examined the turkey to begin with consults the head paramedic.

"So, what was the cause of death?"

"Eh, the poor bastard choked on a turkey bone."

The FBI agent sighed.

"Another Thanksgiving casualty... When will the madness end...?"

"Hell if I know. You say casualty; I say the turkey's revenge."

The FBI agent narrowed his eyes.

"You'd best show some respect. That kind of talk can put you out of a job..."

The FBI agent squinted at the paramedic's name tag.

"...Blademaster. You understand?"

The paramedic nodded, smiling wryly before turning and leaving the scene.

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Self-whacked. :hellyeah:

[Master of Paradox]

Partway through escaping the scene, Blademaster found himself standing in an alleyway, the only exit blocked by Master of Paradox.

His erstwhile rival, however, had changed his usual Hawaiian shirts for a long white coat, thick-framed glasses, and a sinister smile.

"Um... you feeling okay, Paradox?" Blademaster asked him.

"Quite all right," the other man replied.

"Are you going to hurt me now?"

"In a way. Kido number 81... Black Coffin."

The alleyway suddenly filled up with darkness. When it faded, Blademaster was unconscious and Paradox had discarded his glasses for his usual wireframes.

"Just remember... you brought that on yourself."

Aizen-style Whacked.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

*Whacks Master of Paradox*

Yay for unoriginalism

[Blademaster]

...

(regains consciousness)

Ooooog... Grurgh... Once again, Paradox uses his esoteric references to strike me down... That puts him back on the list.

(pulls a clipboard out of a nearby trash can and writes something down on it.

Hmm... Ah, yes... That one's next...

*******

Crazy Elf Boy is lounging at home one afternoon when he hears a knock at his door.

'Oh, shit...' he thinks, recalling similar incidents to this that led to high levels of pain for both Blademaster and Master of Paradox.

The knock comes again.

Crazy Elf Boy quickly turns off the lights and dives into a closet, shutting the door and locking it from the inside.

The knock comes a third time, louder and more insistent than ever.

'Go away, go away, please God make it go away...' CEB silently prays.

After a few more attempts, the knocking ceases. All is quiet for several minutes...

CEB wipes his brow and sighs, relieved.

That's when a deafening rumble reachs CEB's ears; a split second later, his entire house is lifted up around him, leavng him totally exposed.

Standing in the street, holding his house in one claw like a toy, is none other than Godzilla. The King of Monsters clenches his fist, and CEB's house crumbles like a dirt clod.

"...Fuck." CEB mutters.

Godzilla responds with his trademark roar, and then his dorsal crests glow blue; a blue energy wells in his mouth and promptly blasts CEB to dust, leaving no remnants of him or his house but a huge crater.

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Whacked. By Godzilla. :hellyeah:

[Master of Paradox]

One dark evening, as Mikachu is walking home, a sinister laugh fills the air. That's when a Predator-like motion blur crosses the corner of his eye.

He takes off running (because nobody is dumb enough to hang around when invisible whatsits are in the region), only to see a burst of blood where the invisible... thing once stood. He blinks a few times.

And then an old man in a wheelchair rolls up to him. "Are you... Mikachu Yukitatsu by any chance?" he asks in a thick voice.

"Ummm... yes."

The man suddenly explodes in a cloud of blood, which pulls back into itself, revealing Master of Paradox in a suit and carrying a massive pistol. Three clicking noises sound inside the barrel.

The last thing Mikachu hears is Paradox shouting "COLLATERAL SHOT!" as a burst of bright light fills the air...

Smith Whacked.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I wish Mikachu would whack himself in his own Whack-a-TPMer game.

OK.

*Gets ready to shoot himself in the head*

*Places the gun on his temple*

*Pulls the trigger*

*Misses!*

*The bullet kills shinypkmnchaser instead*

Whacked, accidentially.

[Magmar]

*Grabs a 20 foot tall bubble wand and smacks Mikachu in the head with it*

KER-POWIE!!! a.k.a. whack. =)

[Master of Paradox]

Sitting in his office, Master of Paradox picks up a moving permit. He fills it out carefully, making sure to diagram the exact positions of the axles for the truck-tractor. He then faxes it. An hour later, he receives a reply.

The following night, a Sterling truck-tractor, pulling a 24'x48'x14' house, runs over Magmar.

On-the-Job Whacked.

[Blademaster]

Next on the list... Oh-ho... The newbie...

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Kitsun is sitting on a park bench one day, clad in a tuxedo and a box of chocolates in his hands.

"Momma always said," he stated in a Southern accent to no one in particular, "life is like a box of choc-"

"ZEEKY BOOKY DOOG!"

"What the hooey...?"

*********

From a distance of fifty miles away, the bench kitsun sat on looked unremarkable... But at that exact moment, the crudely-drawn mushroom cloud consuming the area all around it drew much attention to it indeed...

"A very poor whack..." a voice sighed. "But I'm afraid I just haven't got the energy today for a detailed whack."

The figure bowed its head, then held up a clipboard and crossed something off of it.

"...I'd better prepare for my next whack. I have some redeeming to do."

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Forrest-then-Demented Cartoon-whacked. :hellyeah:

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Blademaster, I was thinking about an amusing whack where we could have an exchange like this:

Blademaster: "Are you really going to whack me with that? Your shuriken throwing star is made of paper!"

Mikachu: "So is your sword!"

But I didn't invent a good frame story, so I'll just ask a friend how to whack you.

Mikachu hits Blademaster.

Critical hit!

Damage 200 points!

Whacked in co-opetration.

[Master of Paradox]

"Come one, come all!" Master of Paradox calls out to the rest of the board. "Come take a ride on my giant crab!"

Behind him, in a holding pen, is a 20-foot-tall crab. It's colored blue and has a ribbon on top of it.

After a few moments, Mr. Pikachu walks up to the scene. "What are you up to, MoP?" he asks.

"Simply offering rides on my giant crab, sir. Care to be the first?"

Despite his misgivings, Mr. Pikachu nods. He climbs a handy ladder and settles atop the crab.

"I forgot to mention," Master of Paradox then says, taking a sword out of nowhere. "This isn't just a crab. It's a giant enemy crab."

"Oh, sh-"

Sliding under the crab, Master of Paradox attacks its weak spot, causing it to explode and hurling Mr. Pikachu off into the distance.

For Massive Whacked.

[Blademaster]

Blademaster sighs in disgust and shakes his head, leaning against some sort of car under a black tarp.

"What?" MoP asks, turning and seeing his friendly foe's unimpressed expression.

"I was going to do something a bit more epic, Paradox, but you've forced my hand."

"What do you mean?" Paradox asks, eyes narrowing. "I didn't even whack you that time!"

"No, but your whacking left out something vital..."

Blademaster pulls the tarp off, revealing, as suspected, a car. But it's not visible in the shadows cloaking it. Paradox squints at it as Blademaster walks around it once.

"...What is it?" Paradox asks, not liking where this is going.

Blademaster replies by leaping into the car and starting it up; in a second, the shiny red Eunos Roadster zooms out of the darkness at a good 120 miles an hour and runs Paradox over.

"IT'S RIDGE RACER!" Blademaster finally exclaims. "RIIIIIDGE RACER!!"

-----------------

Whacked. By Kaz Hirai. :hellyeah:

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I just read some Wikipedia...

"Nessus
Nessus is the ninth and deepest layer of Baator. It is a place of pits and ravines of virtually endless depths. The great citadel of Malsheem lies immediately below the portal between Cania and Nessus and is the largest fortress in all of the Outer Planes. Here, Asmodeus rules over the entire plane, and thus the entire race of devils."

*nukes Nessus*

Now is that even possible??!?

Master of Paradox WAS there...

EDIT: I remind you, this round will end after the 121st post. Until then, have nice time using all the whacks you can come up with!

[mr_pikachu]

*suddenly appears in front of Master of Paradox*

Hi.

*beats MoP with a 138-page copy of the current WotF*

Back-from-the-dead-whacked.

[Blademaster]

(suddenly appears in front of mr_pikachu)

Hi.

(shoots him in the face)

Back-TO-the-dead-whacked. :hellyeah:

[Knight of Time]

(suddenly appears in front of Blademaster)

Hi.

(shoots him in the face)

Copy-whacked.

[Master of Paradox]

There came a groan, as Master of Paradox shoved the last pieces of his broken frame back together. "Son of a mother of a bride of a shut up and play your guitar..." He cracked his neck back into joint, and then staggered out into the forums proper.

Knight of Time had just finished copywhacking Blademaster, and wheeled around as the badly-battered Paradox showed up. "Ummm... hey, Paradox..."

Not being in the mood for conversation, Paradox withdrew a large club from nowhere and pummeled Knight of Time senseless.

Recovery Whack.

[Blademaster]

"Well, that takes care of KoT..." Blade muttered as he watched the most recent whacking unfold. "Who's next..."

He picks a name from his winter hat.

"Toxicity... Hey, Paradox, give me that Death Note book you're always carrying around!"

"Go to Hell."

"Aw, don't be like that...! Just because I hit you with a car doesn't mean... Wait... Where IS the car...?"

*******

Meanwhile, in Florida...

Toxicity scratches her head at the sight of a shiny red Eunos Roadster sitting in front of her house.

"...The Ridge Racer car?" she muses. "What's that doing here...?"

As she muses over this, the car's radio antenna extends, a soft beeping emitting from it. On the dashboard of the car, a message flashes across a small monitor:

PHOTON PHASER BEACON DEPLOYED.

The beeping speeds up, growing gradually louder.

"...What's that sound?" Toxicity muses, the hairs on the back of her neck standing up.

Another message flashes across the dash:

WARNING: PHOTON PHASER SATELLITE ON APPROACH.

Toxicity backs away, fearing that the car is a bomb.

"Right, I'mm outta here." she says, turning and running.

PHOTON PHASER LOCKED ON. FIRING IN 3...

...2...

...1...

...THANK YOU.

The Sun seems to begin to brighten over a three-block circumference around the car, glowing brighter and brighter; an intense roar fills the air as the satellite fires from the upper troposphere...

*******

Back on the home front...

"...And then I drove back from the dollar store... I stopped at Burger King... I know the car was with me there..."

Blade is still musing over the lost car when he spots out of the corner of his eye a massive plume of smoke from somewhere far to the south.

"...Uh... I found the car...!"

"Go. To. Hell."

"Aw, why you gotta be like that...!?"

-------------------

Satellite-whacked.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Mikachu Yukitatsu, in his female persona: Welcome to the Weakest Link. mr_pikachu, which TPMer did you whack first in this version?

mr_pikachu: You.

Mikachu: Correct. shinypkmnchaser, whom did you force mr_pikachu to watch break the Hangman randomizer?

shinypkmnchaser: Blademaster.

Mikachu: Correct. Blademaster, what did you find on the ground after whacking me with the meteorite?

Blademaster: A drawing.

Mikachu: Correct. darktyranitar, where do you live?

darktyranitar: In Malaysia.

Mikachu: Correct. Knight of Time...

Knight of Time: Bank!

Mikachu: ...who has whacked Blademaster mostly so far?

Knight of Time: I.

Mikachu: Correct. Crazy Elf Boy, what was the first peace treaty where Sweden and Russia divided Finland?

Crazy Elf Boy: How the heck am I supposed to know that?!?

Mikachu: Incorrect. Pähkinänsaaren rauha. You are the weakest link, goodbye.

Crazy Elf Boy: Wait! Shouldn't we vote about that?

Mikachu: What would T_M_L and others do if I put a poll inside a game? Get lost!

(thorws a nunchaku which hits Crazy Elf Boy)

[Crazy Elf Boy]

*Starts a forge map on halo 3*

*Selects scorpion tank for $25*'

*Picks up scorpion and throws it up into the air*

*Watches as it slowlys comes down and squashes himself*

SUICIDE Respawn in 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2,.....1

*Runs over to own corpse and laughs*

HAHAHA you died you stupid prick

Owned by the only thing in the universe that can hurt me.........myself

[Master of Paradox]

Due to circumstances best left undescribed (but involving a game of severe one-upsmanship), Master of Paradox had found himself being followed everywhere by a small metal spike, which never actually did anything but continuously pointed at him. "Damn it, Blade..." he muttered to himself as the Pointer floated after him.

After several hours of this, he finally turned and grabbed it. "Begone!" he shouted, hurling it off into the distance.

There was a slight "GACK!" as it struck Crazy Elf Boy in the throat.

"...oops."

IM Injoke Whacked.

[Blademaster]

Blade's forehead vein bulged at the sight of blood on his precious Pointer.

"Paradox, you've really done it now..." he snarled, pulling out his cell phone and making a call.

"Hello, Jump City Titan Division? I'd like to enroll the services of one of your five elite agents for an assault against an enemy fighter... Yes... Yes, in return for your services, I'll donate funds for vehicular repairs and upgrades... Uh-huh... OK, great. Send the female member of the team, if you would be so kind... No, the other one... Yes. OK, thank you very much."

Blademaster hangs up and smirks.

"Sorry Paradox, but desperate times call for desperate measures."

*******

As MoP continues on his un-merry way, a dark, bird-shaped shadow suddenly appears on the ground in front of him, rising up to form a pale teenage girl in a hooded blue cloak and boots and a black leotard.

MoP's eyes narrow in pure hatred.

"You..."

"You look unhappy to see me..." the girl says in a soft, scratchy voice. "Trust me, the feeling's mutual."

Her eyes glow white as a dark aura fills her hands.

"Azarath... metrion... zinth- Dark Scorpion Tornas the Joker!"

The black sphere in her hands forms into a Yu-Gi-Oh! card, out of which leaps a holographic bandit in a tan shirt and boots and red trousers; he proceeds to dash forward and kick MoP in the balls.

---------------------

Whacked by Raven. :hellyeah:

[Knight of Time]

Mikachu, Mikachu...I don't know if you are as good a speller as me or if you've ever seen or played in a bowling tournament, but I see a nasty outcome that can happen to someone who isn't good at bowling or spelling...juggling 16 bowling pins spelling your username, I throw them underhand, watching as each of them bonk you in the head, before landing and magically spelling your username in front of your dazed form.

Alphabetically whacked...with bowling pins as a little twist.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

*Runs up to Blademaster and knocks him out*

*He wakes up in a weird room with brown walls tied to a chair*

*I walk onto the scene*

"Hello Blademaster we meet again"

"what are you doing here you bastard"

"Not alot really, I just have one question to ask you"

"W,w,what is that?"

"Do you like tenis?"

"Ummmmm, I guess"

"Well thats great because you about to have the pleasure of being made into 200 tenis balls"

*Pulls out a meat grinder and chops of Blademaster's left foot*

"Game, Set, Match to me Blady"

[Blademaster]

Blademaster grins.

"So, you like tennis, Elfy?" he asks, seemingly undaunted by his missing foot. "Good, good... So does Larry!"

CEB blinks.

"Who?"

"Larry Koopa. That guy behind you."

CEB grins.

"You really think I'm dumb enough to fall for tha-"

KA-FWOOOM!!

In a blast of smoke, bones, and gore, the back of CEB's skull vanishes in a Bob-Omb blast; his corpse hits the floor, and standing behind him is a Koop with a blue spiky mohawk and a spiked green tennis racquet in his claws.

"Fifteen love." he says sadistically.

---------------------

Mario Tennis-whacked. :hellyeah:

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Every single object, every single chair in Sobakevitsh's house seemed to say: "I am Sobakevitsh, too." or "I look quite much like Sobakevitsh, too.".

- Do you think you'd find a fool who sells you a soul from registration for that price! yelled Sobakevitsh.

- Listen to me, why do you name them as souls in registration? The souls are already dead! I'll pay 1 1/2 roubles each. That's the last price, said Tshitshikov.

- What? My price is not too much. Take Toxicity, a shoemaker from America. Whereever she put her awl, there a boot. Where a boot, there a good boot. She served me well, until she was killed by a treacherous Finn named Mikachu Yukitatsu visiting me!!

Toxicity, whacked by Nikolai Gogol.

[Master of Paradox]

In his small, surprisingly hot, closet-like room in the family home (a room he was inexplicably fond of), the Master of Paradox contemplated his video game collection. It had grown larger in the past month than in the last six months combined.

"Who to call upon for my next whack?" he asked himself. Giving it some thought, he grinned.

----

Mikachu Yukitatsu spat out the gag, untied his blindfold, and looked around, frowning. "Where the hell am I?"

A voice came over an intercom, saying, "This is my testing room."

"Man Called True? Aw, crap. Who's gonna whack me?"

"Well, that's the fun part..."

A young man who looked about 14 stepped up behind Mikachu at that point, adjusting his blue hair spikes. He caught the man's ankle with his overly large sword, threw him skyward, and then shouted "HERE I COME!" before smashing him down with the blade.

At that point, a black man in hip-hop clothing and mohawk dashed underneath the descending Mikachu. He spun on his black, feet smacking him around, before mule-kicking Mikachu away.

A white-haired man in elaborate black clothing appeared in a beam of red light a second later, firing several fireballs from the inside of his cloak. There was a "FWOOM!" noise, and then Mikachu dropped to the ground, scorched.

"That," the voice said, "is the Hurricane Break Hellfire."

Disgaea/King of Fighters XI/Symphony of the Whacked.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Ever wondered what eating

3 King Brown Snakes
1 Cat
4 Dogs
5 Jars of Acid
10 Bees
29 Fire Ants
82 drops of cyanide
2 Vials of Arsenic
1 Snapping turtle
1/2 a crocodile
6 Tins of Baked Beans
and an Elephants left leg

Taste like?

Well Master of Paradox knows

*Run over to Master of Paradox and get the menagerie of items and shoves them down his neck*

Giant list whacked

[Blademaster]

(bashes shinypkmnchaser over the head with a shovel)

Uncreative-while-preparing-for-the-ultimate-climactic-whack-whacked. :hellyeah:

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

bridge:
Lord of all Fanfic
A mod in the night
mr_pikachu of hope
He posts in his glorious battle alone
Farewell to the valiant moderator

chorus: (repeat 2x)
The fate of TPM
Lies deep in PCG
When times stand still in Whack-a-TPMer

...

He gleams like a star
And the quality of his posts
Like a raging storm
Proudly the moderator
Challenges Mikachu
"Pathetic whacker" he cries

Slowly Mikachu
Yukitatsu appears:
"Welcome to Finland
You shall be damned"

bridge

chorus

The hanzi signature
Is getting closer
Swings his pencil down on him
Like a SPAMstorm
He's crushing
Down the Fanfic's
Proudest king...

mr_pikachu, whacked by J.R.R. Tolkien and Blind Guardian.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I hate MUSIC

*crams the song down Mikachu neck*

lol whacked, by your own whack

[Shadow Wolf]

*In the 10th round of a boxing match, the score is at a draw between the champion kitsun and the challenger, shinypkmnchaser.

kitsun goes with a left jab, hitting shinypkmnchaser in the face. shiny responds with an upper to the stomach, and then...

*explosion*

"RRRRUMBLEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"

shinypkmnchaser goes with his signature move, the Uptempo, punching kitsun out of the ring.*

shinypkmnchaser- "Somebody better call... the doctor *smiles*"


Ready-2-Rumble whacked

[Blademaster]

ARGH! The writer in me yearns to do something for once! Long post ahead! :cawg:

---------------------------------

"So, Crazy Elf Boy dislikes music, does he...?" Blademaster mused. "Heh heh heh heh heh heh... Then what better way to send him off than with one of my favorite... musicians..."

Blademaster pulled out his cellphone and flipped it open.

".....Yes, it's me. .....Yes, I've found the perfect target. .....His name is Crazy Elf Boy-... Ah, you know of him? ...Good, good... Deal with him immediately... Yes... Excellent."

The orange-robed swordmaster hangs up his cell phone and raises his hood.

"I almost feel bad to do this, but it's either the Elf or me now..."

And just like that, he's gone.

********

Three minutes later, at CEB's residence.

Crazy Elf Boy is lounging in a hammock, his far-inferior-to-Blademaster's sword resting beside the hammock's support tree. The sky is blue, the clouds are nonexistent, and all is quiet. A perfect day for the Elf to take some time off from guarding his Crazy Space Vortex and catch some shut-eye amidst the peace and quiet...

DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN...

...Wait... That's not quiet... That's music!

DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN...

The disturbed elf grunts and opens one eye.

"I HATE music..." he snarls, reaching for his sword and slipping out of the hammock.

DUNDUN-DUNNNNN-DADADA-DAAAA-DUNNNNNNN...

CEB looks around, seeing no source of the offending noise or anyone else for that matter. In fact, save for that music, everything around him was normal... silent... eerie...

Just then, however, a flash of light catches his eye. He looks up...

Straight over his head, high in the sky, is the brightest star he'd ever laid eyes on.

DUNNN-DADADA-DUNNN-DADADA-DUNNN-DADADA-DUNNN-DADADA-DUNNN-DADADA-DUNNN-DADADA-DUNNN-DADADA-DUNNN-DADADA...

'A star...? In the middle of the day...?' he thinks, confused. 'What's that doing there?'

*******

One million light-years over CEB's head, the infinitely bright object comes into focus. It is not a star, but rather some sort of arcane rune... A circular, zodiacal array of ancient symbols, suspended forever in space and time...

And it has been activated.

DUNNNNN-DAAAAAAA-DUNNNNN-DAAAAAAA-DUNNNNN-DAAAAAAA-DUNNNNN-DAAAAAAA-DUNNNNN-DAAAAAAA-DUNNNNN-DAAAAAAA-DUNNNNN-DAAAAAAA-DUNNNNN-DAAAAAAA...

Every mathematical equation known to man circulates through and throughout the ensemble of emblems... A mad Mobius strip of logic and chaos interwoven. The source of and the answer to the Universe circulates through this maelstrom, which finally assumes a concrete form... A comet of sickly white light. It floats through the array, from which it launches itself like a cannon towards the Milky Way Galaxy.

"Estuans interius ira vehementi
Estuans interius ira vehementi"

The bizarre star suddenly darts somewhere beyond the horizon. CEB watches it vanish, then shrugs and resumes his search for that infernal music, which has grown louder and clearer with each passing second.

"Sephiroth! Sephiroth!"

Three and a half billion miles beyond the view of anyone on Earth, the tiny planetoid of Pluto hangs in space, cold and silent...

With no forewarning whatsoever, the comet of death strikes, its immense mass dwarfing that of Pluto and blowing the former planet to space dust.

"Estuans interius ira vehementi
Estuans interius ira vehementi"

Some 2.6 billion miles nearer to the Earth, the glorious ringed planet Saturn hovers silently in space. It is the comet's next destination.

"Sephiroth! Sephiroth!"

The comet rips its way through Saturn's titanic rings, vaporizing millions of tons of stone and ice in nanoseconds. Flames streak from the hideous tear that's been ripped into Saturn's once-proud rings as the comet barrels onward, towards the inner reaches of the Solar System.

"Sors - immanis
Et inanis
Sors - immanis
Et inanis"

Almost 400 million miles closer to tiny Earth, the gaseous giant known as Jupiter sits in space, its reign over the other planets undisputed. The comet fires like a bullet at Jupiter, blowing a perfectly circular hole through the exact middle of the planet. The outer layers of semi-solid gas that make up the planet expand as the inner ones ignite, ripping seams of light into the planet until it explodes in a cataclysmic explosion.

"Estuans interius ira vehementi
Estuans interius ira vehementi"

CEB is at the end of his rope by this point. The music is growing painfully loud by now. He clutches his ears and looks up at the sky helplessly...

His eyes widen in shock and terror.

"Sephiroth! Sephiroth!"

The Sun is high in the sky. This is normal, yes.

But what isn't normal is the streak of white light in space that is flying straight towards it, getting closer... closer...

DADA-DADA-DADA-DADAAAAAA... DA-DA-DA-DAAAAA... DADA-DA-DA-DAA-DAAAA...

Almost 100 million miles away, the comet plows into the Sun itself, driving its way through the star's surface and innards, before striking the 27-million degree core and finally reaching critical temperatures and pressures. The extreme heat causes the comet to explode, but the gravity causes it to implode at the same time.

DADADA-DADA-DA-DA-DAAAA-DA-DA-DADADADA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DADA-DADA-DADA-DADA-DADA-DADADA...

The immense stress on the Sun's core finally reaches the breaking point: The Sun shrinks down to almost planetary size for a fleeting moment, and then it bulges, glowing brighter and brighter, and finally explodes outwards.

DADADA-DADA-DA-DA-DAAAA-DA-DA-DADADA-DA-DA-DADA...

Mercury zooms about the Sun as always, but as the dying star expands outward, Mercury begins to darken, then char black, and finally disintegrate entirely.

DAAA-DAAA-DA-DA-DAA-DAAAAAAAA...!
DAAA-DAAA-DA-DA-DAA-DAAAAAAAA...!

Venus suffers an even more horrible fate, its noxious atmosphere igniting almost instantly and turning the entire planet into a colossal fireball. The flames are swallowed up by the Sun, which continues expanding outwards... towards Earth.

"Veni veni venias
Ne me mori facias
Veni veni venias
Ne me mori facias"

CEB screams at the sight of the Sun expanding into an ever-larger ball of terrible yellow heat, filling the sky and bringing death to everything around him. The very ground under his feet blackens and disintegrates from the heat... And yet CEB himself, miraculously, is not burnt.

"Veni veni venias
Ne me mori facias
Veni veni venias
Ne me mori facias"

CEB looks at himself in shock, then around himself. His surroundings have changed to a TRUE crazy space vortex: a blue, pink, and white abyss of spiraling clouds in the shape of a tunnel. At the far end is the rapidly-expanding nova... But one more anomaly is there.

"Veni veni venias
Ne me mori facias
(Haryuu no hanekata)
Veni veni venias
Ne me mori facias"
(Haryuu no hanekata)

Floating before CEB is a 30-foot creature, only the very most vaguely humanoid. It is a bare-chested male, his legs absent in favor of six grand wings the same color of the comet. His left arm is human, but his right is a gold-and-purple seventh wing with feathers like swords. Two golden halos overlap like an '8' behind his back, and two long, white wisps of ponytails flow behind his head. His eyes are a shining teal, as cold as ice. He frowns down on CEB in a way that can only be interpreted as an angry god frowning on an insect.

"Veni veni venias
Ne me mori facias
(Haryuu no hanekata)
Veni veni venias
Ne me mori facias"
(Haryuu no hanekata)

"Kieuseru." the angelic being says as the Sun engulfs his body. Yet he is not burnt - he is instead glowing with power... brighter and brighter, as the Sun finally goes supernova. CEB utters his final scream as he, the Earth, and indeed, the entire Solar System are immolated in the apocalyptic explosion.

"Sephiroth! Sephiroth!"

------------------------------------

CEB... You've been whacked... by...

"Sephiroth!"


:hellyeah:

[Crazy Elf Boy]

My god that was a long story of a whack, I love my Crazy Space Vortex very much

*Pats it gently*

"Now go kill Blademaster"

*Tiny little vortex stuggles to move away from CEB*

"Ooops sorry, forgot to take you of your leash"

*Unclips leash, Vortex runs after Blademaster chomping voraciously*

"Ahhh another day in paradise"

*Relaxes back in chair*

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Crazy Space Vortex Whacked..........mmmmm vortex

[Master of Paradox]

The ground began to shake around Master of Paradox, and he checked a small item in his pocket. "Post 121," he said to himself. "If I heard the mods correctly..."

He then held out one hand and began to chant in a language no human had ever heard before.

0000000

Blademaster was idly wandering around the Internet when he heard the footsteps. He stopped in his tracks, turned, and looked up...

...to see a seventeen-foot-tall skeleton with a giant hammer standing over him, Master of Paradox sitting inside the ribcage.

"Oh, come on!" Blade shouted. "You're ripping off Shaman King now?"

"Why not? I was always big on Faust VIII."

And the skeleton brought down the hammer, flattening Blademater underneath it.

Final Whacked.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Thanks for eveyone! You made this game happen!

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/7965/img270cz1.jpg

I still counted Master of Paradox's last whack since I wasn't accurate enough. His post was the 122th post BUT the 121th reply.

If there are mistakes point them out and I'll count again. And sorry about my handwriting. Perhaps I'll make a typed table later.

But according to this table,

We have three people with a variety of 10 whacked users, which is the maxim.

These players whacked 10 different users:

Blademaster
Master of Paradox
Mikachu Yukitatsu

Congrats!

And then to the person who posted most whacks:

Blademaster (28)

Congrats!

And then, the most elusive whacker, who was whacked the least amount of times:

kitsun (5)

Congrats!

Last but not least, most whacks on a single person:

Knight of Time whacked Blademaster 7 times

Congrats!

If you invent more awards, PM me! I'll consider them!

See also my poll for the funniest whacker!!

[Crystalmaster Mike]

Crystalmaster Mike was at home, trying to think up a good whack style. He then decides to rip off Ctrl-Alt-Delete-online.com...

MoP is at home, enjoying the pride of his latest wack. But boasting to his peers via VoIP is making him thirsty, so he decides to get some cold refreshments.

However, as he enters the kitchen, he notices the door of the fridge is half open. The eery light shining outwards reveils that that someone, or something, is inside. A man-sized shadow is cast on the kitchen floor.

Prepared for everything, MoP sneaks up to the fridge. Cautiously but determined, he swings open the door, and blasts the unsuspecting thing inside...

"A stuffed doll? WTF?"

Indeed, 't was a stuffed doll. Pinned onto its chest, there is a piece of paper that reads:

"Gotcha."

His guard down, he is too slow to react as, from out of the shadows, leaps the mighty ninja, fire burning inside his eye of the tiger. A swing of the mighty sword, and...

MoP got whacked, Ninja Style.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'm sorry Mike, but this version already ended after the 121th reply. Wait for version 3 I plan to post when the poll for the funniest whack ends, that is the 1st of January.

[mr_pikachu]

Would it be possible to post the next version while we're voting on the funniest whack for this one? You know, to keep the game moving?

*piles extra work on Mikachu*

After-the-version-ended whacked.