<Game> The New "OR Game" Version 1 (LV Approved)

[Heald]

Sleep in, because I don't do mornings.

Razor blades or a noose?

[Master of Paradox]

Noose. If you do it right, you'll be unconscious immediately after the drop, so you don't have to feel yourself go.

Pocket watches or wristwatches?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

wristwatches

Jam or Plum preserve

[firepokemon]

I'm a bit confuzzled can't you get plum jam?

Anyway I'll go with Jam.

UBB or VB? (Ultimate Bulletin Board)

[Fett One]

VB for no particular reason

brunette or blonde

[shazza]

Blonde because they have more fun. :limecool:

Drunken night out or a night in alone?

[mr_pikachu]

A night in alone. I don't need embarrassing photos of me popping up on the internet, thanks.

The rack or Chinese water torture?

[Toxicity]

Chinese water torture; I don't know what "the rack" is.

Violet or purple?

[firepokemon]

Violet Violet you're turning Violet Violet - Well actually I like Purple.

Half pint or a pint? - The question is who will understand what I'm saying.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I have no Idea what you talking about but a pint cause its twice as much as half pint. But then there are other meanings to the question but I still go with pint

Difficult words with simple meaning or simple words with difficult meaning

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Simple words with difficult meaning, I have enough Difficult words with simple meaning when I speak Finnish.

'Electric Soldier Porygon' or 'Legend Of Dratini'?

[Heald]

Electric Solider Porygon, because nothing is funnier than causing a bunch of retards to have epileptic fits.

Cotton-picking or rolling cigars?

[Fett One]

Cotton-picking. You get plenty of fresh air and it doesn't smell as bad as cigars do.

magic or science

[shazza]

Magic. It's exciting and mysterious and is make believe. :)

Zak or OzAndrew?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Is OzAndrew the same as Andew? If yes, OzAndrew because his replies are shorter. Or Zak because his replies at least WERE longer, when he posted in Pokemon Anime I mean. Oh, I can't decide... OK, Zak, because he modded Pokemon Anime where I used to post translations and such.

Sailor Moon or Dragonball Z?

[Fett One]

Dragonball Z. I like the storyline better.

pacman or ms. pacman

[firepokemon]

Pacman, you can just tell that Ms. Pacman is a horrible old lady that demands things get done quickly and shes probably a real bloody twat.

You think you know what others are saying

or

You can never tell what someone is saying.

[Heald]

"You think you know what others are saying", since I don't really care what other people have to say and if I want an opinion, I'll give it to them.

Viagra or enlargement?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Enlargement?

South park or simpsons

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

The Simpsons. South Park is funny, too, but it gets repeative in the bad way and the jokes are too often from the poo department. Poo department, no doubt, brings some good laugh but I think it's too easy a way to make jokes.

Zelda or Peach? (the two Nintendo princesses)

[Master of Paradox]

Peach. At least nobody's seriously trying to pass her off as a badass (Super Princess peach notwithstanding). Zelda keeps switching between "effective heroine" and "damsel in distress" far too often.

King of Fighters or Guilty Gear?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Guilty Gear

7 or 8

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

8. The more the better.

Ancient Egypt or ancient China?

[firepokemon]

Ancient Egypt - Discovering Cleopatra used hundreds of bees to create a vibrator well it always intrigued my interest lol.

Have you or have you not received an infraction from a message board?

[Fett One]

To the best of my knowledge, I have never received an infraction from a message board

m&m's or reeses pieces

[Crazy Elf Boy]

M&M's

Apples or opranges

[Toxicity]

Apples - more use and variety than oranges

Oprah Winfrey or Tyra Banks?
(battle for the universe begins...now!)

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'll just choose Tyra Banks because they already show Oprah in Finland, so perhaps we should see Tyra, too.

Which one of these random Finnish words looks funnier:

'räkänokka' (snotty brat) or 'äidinkieli' (mother tongue)?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

räkänokka just seems funnier

American TV or Australian TV

[mr_pikachu]

Australian TV. Not that I've ever seen it, but it must be better than the drivel they shovel on American TV stations.

Tape or staples?

[Master of Paradox]

Staples. Less destructive if removed right than tape.

Pens or pencils?

[Toxicity]

Pencils. Easier to erase mistakes.

Gaia Online or Maple Story?
(whoever wins, we still lose)

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Gaia online

Genuine Brand food or cheap imitation (eg Home Brand)

[firepokemon]

Genuine Brand Food although it depends on what it is. There isn't much difference imo with milk or margerine or something like that.

[mr_pikachu]

No new "or," then?

...

Sword or gun?

[shazza]

Sword because I had a dream about them last night, fighting the asian robot from Robocop 3.

Oatmeal or Fruit Loops?

[firepokemon]

Oatmeal - Although I hate fruit.

And in punishment for me forgetting to do an or you have to do two ors.

First: Thunder or Lightning (ie. do you like the sound thunder makes or do you prefer to see the flashes of lightning?)

And

Secondly: Do you prefer to try and write at least two line in most posts you make or do you not really care?

[mr_pikachu]

Who are you punishing, yourself or me?

(Hey, that could be an "or"! Need to remember that one...)

Thunder. To see lightning, you have to open your eyes, and that's no fun when you're half-asleep. Thunder can be entertaining even while you're on the verge of slumber.

I try to write at least two lines in the majority of my posts. If you've got nothing to say, why bother posting?

Canada or Mexico?

[shazza]

Canada, because that is what this weeks South Park episode is about.

Terrance or Phillip?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Phillip

Butters or Kenny

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Kenny! He still has an enourmous capability to resurrect himself.

Darth Vader or Yoda?

[shazza]

Darth Vader, just something about him...

Donkey Kong or Banjo-Kazooie?

[Master of Paradox]

Donkey Kong. DKC2 and DKC3 are classics, Banjo-Kazooie not so much.

A dead man's party or weird science?

[Toxicity]

Weird Science

Wapanese or weeaboo?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Wapanese

Tissues or Hankerchief

[firepokemon]

Tissues cause I like throwing them out once I've blowed my nose and hankies are just gross. Oh so gross.

Pokemasters was your first message board or just one you happened to find later on.

[Fett One]

Pokemasters was my first message board.

boxing or kick boxing

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Boxing

New Doctor Who or Classic Doctor Who

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

New Doctor Who. Correct me if I'm wrong, but it should have better special effects.

BBC or CNN?

[firepokemon]

BBC - Although I think they both suck.

Digimon or Yu-Gi-Oh (for some you may not tolerate either but pick one at least)

[Fett One]

I like Digimon better than Yu-Gi-Oh.

Pizza Hutt or Papa Johns

[shazza]

Pizza Hut, I've never been to Papa Johns.

Sex or Video Games?

[firepokemon]

Sex. Video games and me do not together whatsoever. Although my bf is starving me of sex lately :(

You use the quick reply function or post reply?

[Toxicity]

Post reply

Guitar Hero or Rock Band?

[shazza]

Guitar Hero. I'm upto expert now, never played Rock Band.

Mario or Sonic?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Mario

V or Red bull

[Master of Paradox]

Red Bull; I don't consume "energy" drinks, but better the devil I know.

Apple juice or orange juice?

[Toxicity]

Apple juice

McDonald's or Burger King?

[firepokemon]

Um McDonalds because I like their milkshake, their price structures and burger king just looks funny, although I have like McDonalds once or twice the year only, aren't I good.

You have lied on the internet or you may have told a lie but it was just a little lie.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

you may have told a lie but it was just a little lie

high lighters or permanent marker

[Fett One]

high lighters, I find them to be more useful

Pizza the Hutt or Jabba the Hutt

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Pizza the Hut. I guess it tastes better than Jabba from Star Wars.

Bulbasaur or Squirtle?

[firepokemon]

Squirtle squirtle squirts.

Butterfree or Beautifly

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Butterfree

Pidgey or Starly

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Starly. Unlike some other newer Pokémon, it looks cool even compared to a somewhat similar old one.

Spanish or French?

[Master of Paradox]

Spanish. I run into more Mexicans than French-speakers.

Darts or pool?

[Fett One]

Spanish, it's suppose to be easier to learn

Dark Helmet (http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0008869/) or Darth Vader

[shazza]

Darts.

Darth Vader.

Australia or Canada?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Australia hell yeh

Lamb or Steak

[Toxicity]

Steak

East or west?

[Fett One]

East because i live on the east coast

dog or cat

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Dog

glass or plastic bottles

[shazza]

Glass so I can cut you mofos.

XP or Vista?

[mr_pikachu]

XP. I'm planning to get a laptop over the summer, and I'll be installing XP. Vista goes way too far with being graphically intensive... not to mention the annoying security warnings that don't do anything for people who have a clue how to use a computer.

Poker or NASCAR?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Poker

Windows media player or real player

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'll choose Real Player. Windows Media Player has more and better functions in theory, BUT it does not do them all succesfully. Of course Real Player fails in something it shouldn't fail in but I still like it.

My cash desk queue-whack or my Haapavesi-whack?

[Master of Paradox]

The cash desk queue-whack, as it doesn't require a geography degree to get.

Gratuitious English from a Japanese-speaker or gratuitous Japanese from an English-speaker?

[Fett One]

gratuitous Japanese from an English-speaker. You don't see enough of this on tv like you do with the other one

water ice or snow cone

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Snow Cone

Regular milk or skim milk

[firepokemon]

Regular milk. Skim milk is bloody gross. Although I suspect if I didn't actually know what type of milk I was having, I wouldn't even notice the difference. But regular milk is like so fatty and so bloody expensive these days its pathetic. What really ticks me off is that New Zealand is a large producer of milk and yet the price of milk in New Zealand is pathetic.

You own/drive a car or you don't have a car. (If you own a car please share us what type of car it is and if you well don't you could just say your dream car).

[shazza]

I don't own a car and no little about cars to state my dream car.

:limecool: or :orange:

[Crazy Elf Boy]

:limecool:

Pies or Quiches

[firepokemon]

Pies - Nothing means a disgusting fatty meaty pie.

video games or anime?

[shazza]

Video games. I played them more than I watch anime.

MySpace or Facebook?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Facebook

Shaun of the Dead or Hot Fuzz

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

After checking Wikipedia, Hot Fuzz seems more interesting right now. I'd like to see something else beside zombies for a change since I watched Resident Evil 3 the other day.

Resident Evil or Silent Hill?

[Fett One]

Resident Evil. I don't know anything about Silent Hill

the force will be with you or live long and prosper

[shazza]

Live long and prosper because it makes more sense.

Left-wing or right-wing?

[firepokemon]

live, long and prosper (its just better that way don't you think? ^^)

Ack beaten - Right-wing Right-wing New Zealanders are vastly different from the American right-wing. I would class myself as neo-liberal economiclly but quite liberal on foreign issues and I can't say I'm that conservative.

Yay lets play movie genres

slasher films vs monster films

[shazza]

Fuck you fp. :lol:

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Monster films

Angry Fp or nice Fp

[shazza]

Nice FP, because he's my bitch.

I'LL JUST ASK AGAIN: LEFT-WING OR RIGHT-WING?

[Master of Paradox]

Right wing, because nobody else will ever pick that answer.

Bills or fines?

[firepokemon]

fines - cause they don't come that often. Only have had two speeding fines one was for doing 80 or something in a 50 k zone the other was being 14 kms over the limit.

Grumpy people should get off the internet or grumpy people should just be grumpy on the internet

[Inferno_Dragon]

grumpy people should just be grumpy on the internet, because even though I don't really like grumpy people, it adds a little more drama to the situation.

Bakugan Battle Brawlers or Blue Dragon?

[Master of Paradox]

Bakugan Battle Brawlers. Never heard of it, but the alternative is supporting Akira Toriyama cashing an unwarranted paycheck.

One hundred punches or one hundred kicks?

[Fett One]

one hundred kicks. It sounds less painful

gun or flower

[Inferno_Dragon]

Flower, because I don't like guns.

Jigsaw Puzzles or Board Games?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Board games, cause then I can cheat

Cold or Fever

[firepokemon]

Cold - fevers are so gross.

You believe in the death penalty or you don't believe in the death penalty

[Inferno_Dragon]

Tough one, I don't like death myself and it used against others is bad enough, but when the crime is truely horrible and there is no way around it, the death penalty is one of the options.

(Yes, my answer is you believe in the death penalty) Okay somewhat I believe in it.

Time Travel or Parallel Universe Travelling (or Sliding if you prefer.)?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

hmm I will go with Time Travel

Cartoons or anime

[shazza]

Cartoons. Anime blows.

John Howard or Kevin Rudd?

[firepokemon]

You fucking blow Shazza.

John Howard he was the man for years that Australia loved till one day the Aussies finally got sick of him and well Rudd is just too ultra-clean in my books too perfect that there has to be something wrong with him.

IGN or Aint-it-cool-news (both of which I think suck shit and should die ^^)

[Crazy Elf Boy]

IGN

Up or Down

[Inferno_Dragon]

Down, because everything that goes up must come down.

(I really didn't know how to answer this one, so I winged it.)

Movies based on books or Games based on Movies?

[firepokemon]

Movies based on books as theres a far far better chance that they will be good. How many video games to movie adaptations can you name that have been any good? Not many I suspect.

Favourite game:

Pokemon Hangman or "truth or dare"?

[Master of Paradox]

I've never played either of them, but Pokemon Hangman sounds less... questionable. I'll go with that.

Hypocrisy or immorality?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Immorality, because who doesn't want to be immortal ... as long as someone isn't trying to chop off your head.

Taco Time or Taco Bell?

[Fett One]

Taco Bell. I've never heard of the other one

Waspinator or Inferno

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Inferno

MacDonalds or Hungry Jacks

[Inferno_Dragon]

MacDonalds, because I never was fond of Burger King (which that is what Hungry Jack looks like.)

Doritos or Cheetos?

[Fett One]

Doritos. I like them better

X-Men or Avengers

[Master of Paradox]

X-Men, because they stayed out of that "Civil War" crap.

Shazam! Captain Marvel or Marvel's Captain Marvel?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Shazam! Captain Marvel

Scrubs or ER

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Well, I don't really like hospital series but Scrubs seems more interesting.

Link (the videogame character) or The_Missing_Link (TPM member and moderator)?

[Inferno_Dragon]

The_Missing_Link, although I do like Link, T_M_L is much more fascinating than the Hero or Time.

Pikachu or mr_pikachu?

[Fett One]

Pikachu. You can't control mr_pikachu or make him eletrocute people the way you can with pikachu

charizard or magmar

[firepokemon]

Charizard, Charizard, Charizard. Why it flies and it flies fast, why because it have beautiful wings, why? because it has a serious attitude and it has fire and flying types and they are like my two favourite pokemon types and Charizard is like my second favourite pokemon ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever.

Yay for Charizard and yay for Fett One having a Charizard in his avatar and yay for Fett One bringing up Charizard ^^

You have won a plushie in pokemon hangman or you have not won a plushie in pokemon hangman.

[mr_pikachu]

I have won a plushie in Pokemon Hangman. (Current total: 365.)


Pikachu. You can't control mr_pikachu or make him eletrocute people the way you can with pikachu

I will not be a puppet for you to control.

AOL or two cups and a string?

[Master of Paradox]

AOL. Screw all the whining about it, it works for me. And besides, you all use AIM. Admit it. (Aside from those of you using MSN, who are dead to me.)

Phone calls or instant messages?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Phone Calls

Chocolate or Vanilla Yoghurt

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Chocolate. We have Fazer who does one named Geisha here. Marabou from Sweden is even better though.

'We' or 'you'?

[shazza]

We. I like to be included.

MSN or AIM?

[Toxicity]

MSN without any doubt

Black or white?

[Fett One]

Black because i like it as a color better


Cleveland or Quigmire

[Inferno_Dragon]

Quagmire because he might be disturbing half of the time, but he is hillarious.

Michael Crichton's The Lost World or Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's The Lost World?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's The Lost World

Shrek 1 or Shrek 2

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Shrek 2. I think I haven't seen it. I have seen Shrek 1 and would like to see Shrek 2 next.

Brazil or Argentina?

[firepokemon]

Ooh a tricky one. Argentina plays Rugby thats a positive, Brazil has always seemed nice. However, Brazilians can be quite arrogant, on the other side, I love that they speak Portugese. While, Argentinians have a certain pride in themselves thats to admire. But I'll go with Brazil.

Do you read fanfiction or not read fanfiction. If you do read fanfiction, do you also write fanfiction?

[mr_pikachu]

I read fanfiction, and yes, I also write fanfiction. Considering my position, it's probably a good thing.

Fire-Water-Grass or Rock-Paper-Scissors?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Rock-Paper-Scissors, because you can't go wrong with the old classic way of solving things.

Whales or Sharks?

[firepokemon]

Whales _ They're so huge and Sharks well seem mean even though they aren't and all but you know. And theres something intriguingly beautiful and yet so tragic at the same time. That being whales stranded.

You like Piplup or you do not like Piplup (I ask this before well people seem to hate this pokemon since its like everyone on the anime and that).

[Fett One]

do not like Piplup. I have nothing against it but it won't be my first choice for a starter

goblin or troll

[Inferno_Dragon]

Troll, because you see much more of them in fantasy than you do of goblins.

Falco or Fox?

[mr_pikachu]

You've forced me to say Fox, simply because Falco is the devil in anthropomorphic turkey form.

Mewtwo or Lucario?

[shazza]

Mewtwo. Just what the fuck is a Lucario?

Saddam Hussein or Osama Bin Laden?

[firepokemon]

^ Lucario is a pokemon. No offense but maybe people shouldn't play the or game when they don't know what they're talking about.

Saddam Hussein - He manipulated the Americans into supporting his war with the Iranians and thus giving him the ability to create weapons of mass destruction. Now whether he did or not well thats questionable. You have to admire dictatorships in their own way. I find it incredible but perhaps this is because I come from a liberal democracy, that one person is able to grab so much power. Of course part of me thinks, well yeah I can see why it happens. Theres too many people that don't stand up for what is right and what should be right.

Have you been to Europe or have you not been to Europe (I guess if you are in Europe one could ask have you been elsewhere in Europe?)

[Master of Paradox]

I have not been to Europe. I'm terrified of traveling over water.

Swimming or fishing?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Swimming. I can't swim well but I always mess with the lash.

When answering to this thread, checking Wikipedia for odd choices or not checking it?

[firepokemon]

people should really check wikipedia, but now if I don't know what people are talking about which includes most video game ors then I just choose to wait till there is something I can answer.

Early riser or late to bed?

[Fett One]

late to bed. I don't like to get up early

green goblin or hobgoblin

[Inferno_Dragon]

Green Goblin, because he was the prototype that allowed Hobgoblin to exist.

Clue or Jumanji?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Clue because I have seen Jumanji too many times.

Mao Xedong or Vladimir Ilyich Lenin?

[Master of Paradox]

Lenin, because Russia didn't truly fall in on itself until Stalin. China, meanwhile, collapsed as soon as Mao took his seat.

A kick to the head or a papercut to the crotch?

[Inferno_Dragon]

A kick to the head because a papercut to the crotch sounds way too painful.

Pluto should be classified a planet or Pluto shouldn't be classified as a planet.

[firepokemon]

A kick to the head the other thought just gives me the creepies.

If you wake up late do you treat the day as normal or do you do just decide well stuff it just be lazy for the day.

[Master of Paradox]

Double hit:

Pluto should be classified as a planet; otherwise the Sailor Moon cast gets a bit shaken up.

If I wake up lazy I treat the day as normal. I ALWAYS wake up lazy.

Not leaving footprints or not making a sound when you move?

[mr_pikachu]

Not making a sound when I move. I'm good at covering my tracks after the fact.

10-page book or 1000-page book?

[firepokemon]

It depends on what are the contents of a 10 page book. Academic books that are 10 pages are often just way too terrible to watch. While, books over 1000 pages tend to be slightly pretentious. But I'll go with 1000 pages anyway. Although give me something like 500 pages and then you're talking.

Whats more important? To control ones own destiny, or would you rather someone else control it. (I'm not getting all deep and meaningful, it happened to be someones usertitle on another forum)

[Fett One]

control ones own destiny. This way you get to call all the shots

Can a mod please lock this. I'm going to start a new versio since this one is getting too long.