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Heald

13th January 2008, 07:31 AM

lulz

Anyone follow football in the UK? Did anyone catch Man-U's 6 nil romping of Newcastle? Classy stuff. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/7172817.stm)

In other news, Charlton romp Blackpool 4-1 (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_div_1/7172819.stm).

I'm hotly anticipating a Championship title race. Should be good stuff.

And my hot news item for today, Bush warns of dangers from Iran. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/7185580.stm)

Iran having been pissing me off as of late. First of all, they invade British-controlled waters and take several British sailors hostage, which is an act of war in my books, and last week they were caught harassing US vessels, which isn't apparently the first time they've done so.

If they want a war, can't they just be men about it and say so?

Dark-San

13th January 2008, 07:54 AM

Heald, the scoreline for the Man Utd against Newcastle was kind of unexpected. Firstly, I was predicting a 3-0 trashing but then the scoreline was doubled that. >.<;

My guess would be that Big Sam's departure from the club comes at a bad time especially since the season is exactly halfway through. Adding to that, some of Newcastle's big Africa's player would be leaving the club to play for their country. And this includes their profile Nigerian striker, Martins, and the defender Geremi.

Face it. Newcastle is not going to even qualify for UEFA cup at this kind of sloppy performance.

Toxicity

13th January 2008, 08:04 AM

Bush needs to just say "ZOHMAIGAWD TEH RAN" and go to war with evangelions.

Also, Mexicans with glue (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22560007/).

Heald

13th January 2008, 09:07 AM

Newcastle are a Championship-class team that are perennially stuck in the Premiership. They probably won't get relegated this year, but I won't be surprised if the lads at St. James Park will be hosting the likes of Burnley or Blackpool on a regular basis in the next five years.

DarkTemplarZero

13th January 2008, 09:15 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080110/od_nm/fbi_odd_dc;_ylt=Ao3Y4YXDD.MYY0uWQfPd0LUSH9EA

^ FBI fails in hilarious fashion.

Blademaster

13th January 2008, 09:51 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080110/od_nm/fbi_odd_dc;_ylt=Ao3Y4YXDD.MYY0uWQfPd0LUSH9EA

^ FBI fails in hilarious fashion.

LMFAO! I wish I could've heard what that conversation was like!

FBI guy: Do you realize you've interrupted a five-year ongoing investigation!?
Phone guy: Look, pal, this is your own fault - we've contacted you EIGHT TIMES about this!
FBI guy: We've lost vital information on the activities of an international terrorist organization trying to take over the world because of you!
Phone company guy: I don't care! Next time, pay your fuckin' phone bill on time!

mr_pikachu

18th January 2008, 02:14 PM

Chess master Bobby Fischer dead at 64 (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080118/ap_on_re_eu/obit_fischer)

While his personal life degraded into utter catastrophe and his mind was pushed to paranoia from spending his existence on the metaphorical battlefield, Fischer was an inspiration to chess players and to an entire nation. He is still the only American to be officially recognized as the world chess champion, and his dominating victory over Russian Boris Spassky in 1972 is arguably the most famous match of all time. Fischer's legacy will live on in the annals of history and will hopefully inspire young and old alike for many generations to come.

EDIT: Time for a few lighter articles.

Gamer Uses Virtual Training to Save Lives (http://us.i1.yimg.com/videogames.yahoo.com/feature/gamer-uses-virtual-training-to-save-lives/1181064)

Surgeons Hone Skills on Nintendo Wii (http://blogs.wsj.com/health/2008/01/17/surgeons-hone-skills-on-nintendo-wii/)

That's right. The next time your mom tells you to "Stop playing those damn video games!" you can tell her you're preparing for med school.

mr_pikachu

21st January 2008, 07:56 AM

Meh, I don't feel like double-editing that last post.

Colbert portrait hangs at Smithsonian (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080117/ap_on_en_tv/people_colbert)

And in a very fitting location, too.

Australians high on Mile High Club (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080121/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_australia_milehigh;_ylt=AsrgSXNMVwsbICiNg nyJbw5eW7oF)

...This seems like something that would make for a good PCG poll.

And lest I forget, New England (18-0) (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/recap?gameId=280120017) and New York (13-6) (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/recap?gameId=280120009) both earned trips to the historic Super Bowl XLII.

These two teams met on Dec. 29, and the Patriots barely pulled a comeback victory to edge the Giants 38-35 in the season finale. The Feb. 3 rematch has the potential to be very interesting for more reasons than one.

Roy Karrde

21st January 2008, 05:35 PM

Judge forces couple to devorce becuase the woman's family demands it (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080120/ap_on_re_mi_ea/saudi_forced_divorce)

Just...wow....just wow... and worse yet, when the woman and her 2 children ran off to live with their husband. She was thrown in jail along with her children!

Toxicity

21st January 2008, 05:53 PM

Colbert's portrait location is indeed fitting.

Liberian commander with a racy moniker admits to killing thousands (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22765054/?GT1=10755)

As serious as the story may be, the name...just, wow.

Burglar-to-be finds something unexpected (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22711271/)

More wow.

midnightangel

23rd January 2008, 09:50 AM

I'm not a big fan of world news, but I found this rather odd (and cute) story on Yahoo
There's even a video clip of the story on the left of the page

Kitty stowaway makes it home again (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080123/ap_on_fe_st/odd_missing_cat)

Can everyone say awww...;)

mr_pikachu

24th January 2008, 01:27 AM

#25 Baylor defeats #18 Texas A&M

...in Quintuple Overtime (http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaab/recap?gid=200801230587)

Katie

24th January 2008, 11:37 PM

#25 Baylor defeats #18 Texas A&M

...in Quintuple Overtime (http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaab/recap?gid=200801230587)

Fucking bears. Depressing.

Heald

28th January 2008, 07:32 PM

Arctic Monkeys top NME awards nominations (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7213839.stm)

Now, I love the monkeys, but this is hardly news.

The NME awards are bought and sold. The fact that their biggest sponsors influence the awards, and they always give talentless hacks awards mean the awards are worth jack shit.

Plus NME is only read by retards who have no individual opinion on music and only like what they're told to listen to.

The fact that Winehouse and Nash are up for solo artist awards just proves this magazine is fucking tosh.

Roy Karrde

28th January 2008, 09:15 PM

The United States: State of the Union (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080129/ap_on_go_pr_wh/state_of_union_text)

Well the State of the Union just aired. While it was mostly issues concerning the nation and not world affairs, there were some interesting things noted.

~ Bush addressed Nancy Pelosi as "Madam Speaker" I believe that is the first time said ever at a State of the Union.

~ Bush "threw down the gauntlet" as it is being called, when it comes to ear marks. Something that has been a problem with the Congress this year, and something that will most likely be a Republican rally cry during this election.

~ Bush gave some numbers for the draw down in Iraq, being over 20,000 troops, and was also able to give some very good news about the progress in Iraq for the first time since 2003.

By trusting the people, our founders wagered that a great and noble nation could be built on the liberty that resides in the hearts of all men and women. By trusting the people, succeeding generations transformed our fragile young democracy into the most powerful nation on earth and a beacon of hope for millions. And so long as we continue to trust the people, our nation will prosper, our liberty will be secure and the state of our union will remain strong.

So tonight, with confidence in freedom's power, and trust in the people, let us set forth to do their business

firepokemon

29th January 2008, 05:41 PM

I watched the State of the Union address, I did not however listen to the democratic reply which was just awful. Pelosi blinks alot. I thought it was a far better address than last years but Bush isn't a great speaker. I also find that his total blaming of congress for everything just looked horrible in there, shouldn't a state of the union be about aspirations for the coming year? Not congress you must do this or you must do that.

Heald

30th January 2008, 03:22 PM

Lottery winning rapist could be sued; feminists with sandy vaginas update their blogs in celebration (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7216895.stm)

If you don't want to read the whole story, here it is in brief:

- Man sexually assaulted a few women, got a life sentence.
- Man won £7 million (about $14 million) while on day release (and was allowed to keep it, as per UK law)
- Man was released from prison (life sentence meaning 7 years in an open prison...okay...)
- Victim wants to sue him (despite being outside the 6 year claimant period) but claims it isn't 'about the money', so would obviously donate all of the proceeds of any lawsuit to a rape charity (of course, this will never happen).
- UK law lords originally uphold decision that she can't sue, then change mind when tabloids whine about it.
- Now victim could possibly sue rapist in order to pay for the de-sanding of her vagina.

Of course, if she does successfully sue a man who has already served his conviction of a crime, then it proves the prison system is bullshit. Officials always claim that prisons are there to rehabilitate as well as lock up dangerous individuals, so obviously someone who has completed his sentence should be regarded as a free man. Allowing people to keep suing criminals after they've completed their sentences is, frankly, bullshit. If you have served your time, you deserve a fresh leaf (obviously taking into account your past crimes, for example, sex offenders obviously not allowed to work in schools). If I was that guy and about to be sued, I'd just piss all the money away so then no one gets to benefit from it. If criminals can't start anew, you might as well line up everyone who's in prison and shoot them in the head, since it proves jail is bullshit.

Toxicity

30th January 2008, 04:44 PM

Mother of 8 abandons children to wed in Africa; arrested upon return (http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/080130/world/children_alone)

This really upset me to here that somebody would leave their own kids, kids who don't know how to care for their own selves, just for something as petty as marriage with an online lover from a different continent. Even better, two of the children weren't even the woman's, and the oldest kids didn't even know their own birthdays.

Bitches like these are why we can't have nice things, amirite?

mr_pikachu

30th January 2008, 05:10 PM

Of course, if she does successfully sue a man who has already served his conviction of a crime, then it proves the prison system is bullshit. Officials always claim that prisons are there to rehabilitate as well as lock up dangerous individuals, so obviously someone who has completed his sentence should be regarded as a free man. Allowing people to keep suing criminals after they've completed their sentences is, frankly, bullshit. If you have served your time, you deserve a fresh leaf (obviously taking into account your past crimes, for example, sex offenders obviously not allowed to work in schools). If I was that guy and about to be sued, I'd just piss all the money away so then no one gets to benefit from it. If criminals can't start anew, you might as well line up everyone who's in prison and shoot them in the head, since it proves jail is bullshit.

As much as I hate giving any sympathy to a rapist (especially one who served a "life sentence" of only seven years), you're right that this would set a terrible precedent, Heald.

Obviously, your prison record can reflect on your future opportunities in terms of jobs and such - most employers like to stay away from felons when they can, and I don't blame them. But you shouldn't keep getting slapped around by the legal system once the period of your incarceration and the opportunity for further punishment (i.e. statute of limitations) expires. Sentences are meaningless if we ignore them, and that sets a bad standard for the whole system.

Heald

30th January 2008, 05:45 PM

Yup. The law is 'you can't be tried twice for the same crime', although I guess you have the option of going through the civil courts since I think he only got tried in a crown court, through which I suppose she has a legal right to seek compensation (provided the statute of limitations hasn't run out). Just like OJ.

mr_pikachu

30th January 2008, 08:24 PM

I'm not upset at all that she's seeking compensation, but the fact that she's apparently missed the "six year claimant period" means that she shouldn't be able to. When that period expires, even a former criminal shouldn't have to keep looking over his shoulder waiting to get hit with something.

Heald

1st February 2008, 02:38 PM

Road ban for thumbs-up policeman (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/south_yorkshire/7222109.stm)

Early reports indicate he did it 'for the lulz'.

mr_pikachu

2nd February 2008, 09:40 AM

Blind, 92-year-old golfer scores hole-in-one in Florida (http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/pga/news?slug=ap-blindhole-in-one&prov=ap&type=lgns)

He sounds like one of those guys who would be awesome in the U.S. Blind Golf Association (http://www.blindgolf.com/).

Heald

4th February 2008, 10:47 AM

Spanish in 'still most racist nation in Europe' shock (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/motorsport/formula_one/7225523.stm)

mr_pikachu

7th February 2008, 08:41 PM

Singer Tom Jones insures his chest hair for $7 million (http://www.yahoo.com/s/802985)

Not the body part most people would spend millions of dollars to protect. But hey, whatever floats your boat.

Blademaster

7th February 2008, 10:23 PM

It's not unusual.

mr_pikachu

10th February 2008, 05:44 AM

NASA launching Beatles tune into space (http://music.yahoo.com/read/news/56721363)

I'm sure that little green men across the universe will appreciate the chance to hear Paul McCartney's voice. With their vintage 21st century satellite receivers, of course.

Toxicity

10th February 2008, 05:40 PM

They probably laugh at us and say "Look at their UFO's," although to them, they're FO's.[/Heartbreak Kid]

Bride dies during first dance at wedding (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23096041/)

Crappy thing is that the ordained minister said that a recreation of "My Big Fat Greek Wedding," said that the wedding was "perfect for her."

Goes to show you what can happen with Diabeetus.

Roy Karrde

10th February 2008, 05:45 PM

Al Qaeda leaders admit: "'We are in crisis. There is panic and fear" (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/iraq/article3346386.ece)

There is always so much news out of Iraq with people saying how the US is going to lose, how the US is lost, how everything is bad for the US. It's finally good to see some good news come out with Al Qaeda leaders admitting that Al Qaeda's “Islamic State of Iraq is faced with an extraordinary crisis, especially in al-Anbar”.

midnightangel

14th February 2008, 11:57 AM

More kitty news :P

One slick kitty (http://www.cfnews13.com/Entertainment/OffbeatHeadlines/2008/2/13/cat_pulls_a_fast_one_on_firefighters.html)

I swear cats do the craziest things...

mr_pikachu

17th February 2008, 09:43 PM

Gary Coleman, Married Man (http://tv.yahoo.com/diffrent-strokes/show/29985/news/urn:newsml:tv.eonline.com:20080213:1685a18d_c03948 2b_aaf5_b97a831257fc)

Blow-up doll stands in for groom (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080216/ap_on_fe_st/odd_inflated_groom;_ylt=Ana7Qz1xSnyKGWfU.FN5bnQZ.3 QA)

That doll must've had one hell of a wedding night.

mr_pikachu

19th February 2008, 02:42 AM

Fidel Castro retires (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080219/wl_nm/cuba_castro_dc)

It's about dang time.

Heald

19th February 2008, 04:44 AM

Good, now maybe the USA will stop being a little bitch and end its ridiculous trade embargo against Cuba.

Roy Karrde

19th February 2008, 10:18 AM

Good, now maybe the USA will stop being a little bitch and end its ridiculous trade embargo against Cuba.

Local Congressman was on Local Radio talking about this. The trade embargo will not be lifted until Cuba starts to have free elections and giving their people even a ounce of freedom. And as he put it "If our allies are serious about free elections, then they will join the US in forcing Cuba to allowing it's citizens participate in free elections."

Heald

19th February 2008, 11:09 AM

It still doesn't change the fact the embargo is ridiculous, and incredibly hypocritical. The US is happy to trade with China, another single-party system, and with oil-rich Middle-Eastern and African dictatorships, plus some politicians (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_DeLay) may publicly support the embargo but flout it privately. Plus, take into account the US is Cuba's 7th largest trading partner. Some embargo.

The only reason for any sort of embargo is because the US is still all pissy about failing at Bay of Pigs.

Roy Karrde

19th February 2008, 01:03 PM

Hey I agree it is beyond stupid and does nothing but hurt Cuba. But even with China and other nations, they do allow their people some freedoms. Instead of being stricked communist like Cuba.

mr_pikachu

23rd February 2008, 04:23 AM

Bank accidentally gives man $5 million (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080220/ap_on_fe_st/odd_bank_error_arrest)

I'd like to see the Monopoly card for this one.

mr_pikachu

26th February 2008, 11:26 PM

Michael Jackson faces forced sale of Neverland (http://omg.yahoo.com/michael-jackson-faces-forced-sale-of-neverland/news/6966?nc)

On a related note, Professor caught stealing panties from dorm (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080225/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_singapore_crime;_ylt=ArsWSjJqjEzccubmcFd3 n6LtiBIF).

Theater group to auction toilet seats (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080227/ap_on_fe_st/odd_toilet_seat_auction;_ylt=Agzh8hyIiEjdmEQ9iQ_e6 uAuQE4F)

It's part of a fundraiser for Urinetown: The Musical. No, I'm not kidding.

Don't sit on that toilet! (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080227/ap_on_fe_st/odd_exploding_toilets;_ylt=AqoBBqYWTC95VFyaKD2wY1k uQE4F)

Gives a whole new meaning to "hot shit."

German police dogs to wear shoes (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080226/ap_on_fe_st/dog_shoes;_ylt=AjgzrnBqYMmZYAKwqDBgCyPtiBIF)

Nike or Reebok?

EDIT: Just for fun, I just watched a video of last night's American Idol where Paula Abdul told one of the contestants something a little strange. You can watch the 53-second video here (http://www.yahoo.com/s/819148) or see the quote below.

"I wanted to squish you, squeeze your head off, and dangle you from my rearview mirror."

EDIT2: Texas man buys coffee, tips waitress with...a horse (http://www.yahoo.com/s/819197)

EDIT3: Britain says Prince Harry deployed in Afghanistan (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080228/wl_nm/britain_afghanistan_harry_dc_3) (video version (http://www.yahoo.com/s/820443))

It sounds like he had to fight for the chance to serve his country. That's actually pretty impressive heroism, in my opinion.

EDIT4: Pregnant woman uses train toilet, baby slips out (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080228/od_nm/india_toilet_dc;_ylt=AtwHAFB3N3zyYfMxov46wEMuQE4F)

In a word, ew.

EDIT5: Pro golfer Tripp Isenhour faces charges for killing hawk (http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/pga/news?slug=ap-golfer-birdkilled&prov=ap&type=lgns)

Somehow I doubt this incident will be quite as cool as the Tiger Woods ball bouncing commercial.

EDIT6: French village bans death (http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080306/od_afp/francedeathoffbeat)

This might actually take the #1 spot on the list of stupid laws.

midnightangel

7th March 2008, 02:17 PM

Daylight Savings Time (http://tech.yahoo.com/blog/null/83073)

At least it's not about cats or kittens this time :P

Blademaster

7th March 2008, 08:11 PM

Pro golfer Tripp Isenhour faces charges for killing hawk (http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/pga/news?slug=ap-golfer-birdkilled&prov=ap&type=lgns)

OK, so, an eagle is two shots under par, and an albatross is three under par... How many points is a hawk again?

mr_pikachu

8th March 2008, 12:38 AM

Albatross: -3
Eagle: -2
Birdie: -1
Par: 0
Bogey: +1
Hawk: +14 months

firepokemon

11th March 2008, 04:12 AM

http://www.komotv.com/news/16479676.html

Boy dies mimicking Naruto. Well like in Turkey where someone tried to be a pokemon and went and flew off a building. Someone decides to get buried in sand. I don't know what others think but surely at ten you know the consequences? I mean you still do stuff. I was over at ANN where they kept saying how silly the boy was and surely he would have thought of the consequences. Yes theres truth to that, but come on lets get real.. I mean personally, I knew the consequences of things when I was 10 but I still did them. I still climb the tree that was on its last legs, or jumped off a bridge into water even though at times it was shallow as shit. Just wonder what others will think.

Edit: Also its not like adults are that much better. Too many of us have unprotected sex too many of us drink to excess and likely drive. Some of us will be on the cellphone or txt on the cellphone and drive. We'll drive to excessive speeds. We know the consequences to all of those things but we still do it.

Heald

11th March 2008, 06:26 AM

http://www.komotv.com/news/16479676.html
Tragic, yet hilarious.

EDIT This just popped up on BBC news:

UK Pupils to take allegiance oath (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7287984.stm)

Yeah, great idea you morons. Now we can be like those idiotic Americans who worship the flag and George W. Bush every goddamn morning while reciting some piece of crap. If the Brits wanted to be mindless drones who are expected to support the troops and the government no matter what like our inbred Yank cousins, we certainly wouldn't start with the most corrupt and evil government we have had in the history of Parliament.

Roy Karrde

12th March 2008, 08:45 AM

Two hours ago, a woman got into a fight with another man in her car on I 30 in Dallas. Apparently after letting the man off at a Gas Station, she pulled over to the bridge, and threw her two children off onto the high way twenty feet below, and then jumped herself. It is a miracle her children weren't hit by cars and are in good condition. The woman on the other hand is in critical condition.

Woman throws kids from I-30 Overpass (http://www.wfaa.com/sharedcontent/dws/wfaa/latestnews/stories/wfaa080312_wz_i30wreck.486ec95a.html)

Heald

14th March 2008, 12:55 PM

Yet another football star accused of rape and then cleared of all charges (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/7297002.stm)

Nowadays in the UK, any woman wanting her 15 minutes of fame can just claim they were raped by a football star and face no consequences for their actions. While this football star went through 3 months of hell, facing police intrusion and investigation in his life while the press had a field day besmirching his otherwise good name, the liar doesn't even get named in the press or even prosecuted for wasting police time.

If the world wasn't run by imbeciles, women (and perhaps men) should be subjected to full DNA-testing of their person before any arrest is made, and if it turns out to be bullshit, the accuser ought to be pilloried in the press as a liar and be prosecuted and fined for their lies. Until there are real consequences for such life-ruining lies that can even lead to suicide, then this culture of kowtowing to liars in order to pillory innocent people will never stop. I'm sure liars will be less willing to lie if they are subjected to such intrusive measures and the risk of being publicly outed as a liar.

Toxicity

14th March 2008, 09:45 PM

No votes casted in Florida community...
On a decision that would've determined their status as a neighborhood. (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23617760/)

Now we're just getting silly.

mr_pikachu

15th March 2008, 10:00 PM

Japanese ISPs to ban file sharers (http://www.techcrunch.com/2008/03/15/japanese-isps-to-ban-file-sharers/)

It's true... the internet really is serious business.

firepokemon

15th March 2008, 10:17 PM

Japanese ISPs to ban file sharers (http://www.techcrunch.com/2008/03/15/japanese-isps-to-ban-file-sharers/)

It's true... the internet really is serious business.

It will truly be interesting to see what happens.

Roy Karrde

19th March 2008, 11:40 PM

STUPID Outrage over Cartoon still exists (http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/20/books/20cartoon.html?_r=1&ref=world&oref=slogin)

Well Bin Laden weighed in on it today, and it seems this mess is starting to start up again. The Cartoon is being republished and now stories of European Censorship are coming out about other medias that show Muhammad or Islam. Hopefully no one dies this time around, although men who were attempting to kill the cartoonists were recently arrested.

Trying to kill some one over a drawing...

mr_pikachu

1st April 2008, 12:18 AM

Dallas club where girl, 12, stripped will keep license (http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/032708dnmetclubs.10bdd5.html)

>_<

Mikachu Yukitatsu

1st April 2008, 05:07 AM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080401/wl_nm/finland_minister_dc

I just wanted to point out this isn't an April Fools joke.

shazza

3rd April 2008, 09:06 AM

Women should sign sex contracts, says Australian MP (http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,23476970-662,00.html)

Toxicity

3rd April 2008, 11:34 AM

5th grader corrects mistake at the Smithsonian (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23926074/)

Blademaster

3rd April 2008, 05:48 PM

That THAT, Smithsonian!

Roy Karrde

4th April 2008, 02:28 PM

Absolut Vodka runs ad in Mexico saying in a Perfect World Mexico would have all of it's territories back (http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/laplaza/2008/04/mexico-reconque.html)

More of a reason not to drink that Vodka, More of a reason to build a fense on our border, More of a reason for Mexico to be our own personal weapon's testing ground.

mr_pikachu

6th April 2008, 06:12 PM

Authorities bust illegal Pokémon fighting ring (http://www.feministgamers.com/?p=373)

Rumors are circulating that famed NFL star Michael Vick was seen with several suspects early last year.

Okay, okay. Time for a more serious article.

US cyberwarfare prep includes offense (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080406/ap_on_hi_te/cyberwarfare)

I'm willing to bet they'd do more than just DDoS the KGB. Very intriguing.

By the way, I liked the Smithsonian article. Further proof that the older you grow, the dumber you get.

Heald

6th April 2008, 06:25 PM

I'm somewhat surprised that there is a blog dedicated to feminist gamers.

Moreover, I find it hilarious that their manifesto condemns sexism, considering feminism is a sexist movement in itself.

mr_pikachu

6th April 2008, 07:13 PM

There's a website dedicated to everything. There's probably one dedicated to male feminist vegetarian gamers who live in Laos.

Changing the subject momentarily, Indian baby born with two faces doing well, say parents (http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080406/hl_afp/healthindiababy).

Katie

6th April 2008, 10:22 PM

Jesus, wasn't there a girl born in India not too long ago with 8 limbs? What is in the water over there? I know their population is like 4x ours in the US, but wouldn't something like that pop up here just once in a while if it was really just odd chance? Weird.

Also, I would have totally caught that mistake at the Smithsonian too x)) ...If I'd've ever been there in the first place, god I want to so bad :'( *paleontology nerd*

Edit: Oh it refers to it in the article. Guess that'll teach me to look at pictures and then post.

mr_pikachu

6th April 2008, 10:48 PM

Shonta linked me to this article...

2 Alabama 6th-Grade Boys Arrested for Death Note Book (http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2008-04-04/2-alabama-6th-grade-boys-arrested-for-death-note-book)

Okay, let's be honest. This is just stupid. From what I understand, "hate books" are pretty common. It's an outlet to release your frustration with others that doesn't result in their deaths. Not saying that these kids are gonna go kill their classmates now, but if you want a more accurate assessment, I'd rather have 100,000 fake Death Notes than a single Columbine. Restrict one outlet, and people will find others.

Jeff

6th April 2008, 11:12 PM

Ahh, everyone's missing the obvious joke. The Smithsonian is not smarter than a 5th grader. Sorry couldn't resist.

Heald

7th April 2008, 01:44 PM

Trisha Goddard has breast cancer (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7334656.stm)

For all those not in the know, Trisha is a cross between Jerry Springer and Oprah, except a UK version of that. She has made a living exploiting poor people for personal gain and hosting what is virtually a freak show, where fat people, the mentally challenged, the poor and the stupid are made fun of for her profit.

At last justice is served.

firepokemon

7th April 2008, 06:39 PM

Heald be nice. Trisha reminds me of Ricki Lake to be perfectly honest except 100X times even more pathetic. I watched it occasionally on UKTV on satellite tv and it sucks arse. But poor lady having breast cancer.

And as for those death note people, meh they're only kids. The United States should look at their gun laws and stuff because their murder rates occur 5X more than New Zealand.

Heald

8th April 2008, 02:38 AM

I'm probably going for hell for posting this, but when I saw Trisha's news come up on BBC News, I did a little victory dance.

Blademaster

8th April 2008, 02:43 PM

Now, now, Heald. Don't fret. I'm sure you would be going to Hell anyway. :P

Heald

10th April 2008, 04:27 AM

firepokemon

10th April 2008, 05:12 AM

Cat Dung Coffee a hit in London (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7340005.stm)

Yet more proof that every yuppie in London is a c**t.

EDIT Age-old argument between cakes and biscuits set to cost UK taxman £3.5million (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7340101.stm)

There is something quintessentially British about arguing whether something is a cake or a biscuit, the classic example being Jaffa Cakes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaffa_cake), an argument that ludicrously went to a UK court. The thing is, in the UK, biscuits are taxed, whereas biscuits are not, so not only are cake and biscuit labels for a product, they are also legal definitions. I love stuff like this that makes Britain so...British. I doubt there's another country in the world that is so particular about tea-time snacks. If biscuits and cakes were not so intrinsically fused in with the custom of tea-time, one of the everyday occasions Britons hold most dear, I doubt it'd make much difference.

Anyway, now a particular brand of cakes has been mistakenly labelled as biscuits for 20 years, thus the UK has been wrongfully earning 20 years worth of tax on these cakes, and is now being forced to pay it back.

You people are well crazy. That cat thing, I'm sure some jaffas in Auckland would pay for that coffee. I just find coffee so pretentious the way some people act. Instant coffee is so horrible and blah blah blah. I feel the same way about wine, which has just been crazy in the last 10 years with every piece of shit wannabe having an opinion oh how well the wine they drink is and how cheap wine is like so pathetic. It makes me sick. And now New Zealand has this craze over buying the right virgin olive oil and growing olive trees etc. People say its a cultural thing I just find it all pretentious crap.

Taxed on cakes and not biscuits I take it you mean? British people are well weird sometimes. But New Zealand has just become a pretentious bunch of people.

Heald

10th April 2008, 05:23 AM

Whoops, I knew I'd get mixed up in all this talk of tea-time treats. I meant biscuits are taxed (normal goods) whereas cakes are not taxed, as they are luxury goods, which usually are exempt from the full-rate of VAT and sometimes are VAT-free.

Roy Karrde

12th April 2008, 12:41 AM

Detroit City Council Meeting (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyilCGQNc9A)

Jesus F'ing H Christ Fuck Disney World, my next vacation is in Detroit!

Edit: These two MUST have dated.

firepokemon

12th April 2008, 04:21 AM

My god what a bunch of incoherent people those were. No wonder Michigan is one of the poor states with people like that around.

I thought since I'm replying to this thread I should at least post something. Its from my favourite news site theonion http://www.theonion.com/content/news/grandfathers_accidentally_switched

Heald

12th April 2008, 05:39 AM

Detroit City Council Meeting (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyilCGQNc9A)

Jesus F'ing H Christ Fuck Disney World, my next vacation is in Detroit!

Edit: These two MUST have dated.
I decided to give it the benefit of the doubt and watch it to the end.

Does that lady always want to walk around being a stereotype?

"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn! Oh no she din't!"

Roy Karrde

12th April 2008, 10:49 AM

Does that lady always want to walk around being a stereotype?

"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn! Oh no she din't!"

It may not help to bring up... well... I will let you see for yourself.

Fox 2 Investigation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apKTs1Hl6Kw)

firepokemon

13th April 2008, 09:41 PM

Katie

13th April 2008, 10:53 PM

This one really pisses me off.

really sad (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23530922-2,00.html)

Anyway I'm not someone that thinks hunting is wrong, my father hunts and has done so for years. I don't think putting down dogs or anything if they are sick is mean, I believe it is ok to raise animals and be friendly to them and them have them as a food source. I don't think fur is wrong, unless it is taken from certain animals. I don't think testing on rats is necessarily mean but when it comes to dogs and cats I usually don't like it. But this story does upset me because it just seems so unnecessarily, especially when you have vets who are meant to be better than this stuff and yet thats what they're doing. You don't see nurses and doctors operating on humans then killing them, I doubt that they are even operated when dead. So this story I just find upsetting.

And thanks to someone at BMG for pointing it out to me.

(You'd think I'd know vb code after all these years but no)

This makes me so angry. Why not study under a vet, and observe ACTUAL surgeries of animals that are brought in, maybe getting in a scalpel slice or two after observing for an amount of time, working their way up? Anesthetizing animals before euthanizing isn't really inhumane, (but treating "rows of cages" like desk drawers of office supplies certainly is) but it just doesn't make sense! Recovery and observation is a very important concept to learn in vet school as well!

The word "practice" should never precede the word "surgery."

RARHGHG angry now.

Blademaster

14th April 2008, 03:03 AM

^What those two said. I just saw something on Encyclopedia_Dramatica about PETA killing thousands of animals, and now this? What a fucking disgrace.

mr_pikachu

16th April 2008, 05:44 AM

From matching gems to the perfect match (http://us.i1.yimg.com/videogames.yahoo.com/feature/from-matching-gems-to-the-perfect-match/1204743)

I have to say, this is pretty cool. Now imagine if someone did this with WoW. I can just see someone creating a dungeon and waiting for his/her loved one to get through it (while others tried as well, which could be... interesting).

shazza

17th April 2008, 08:58 AM

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,23554798-5002700,00.html

Fuck me.

mr_pikachu

17th April 2008, 09:23 AM

Feds to collect DNA from every person they arrest (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080416/ap_on_go_ca_st_pe/dna_collection)

And I thought their mismanagement of social security numbers was scary.

Toxicity

17th April 2008, 05:52 PM

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,23554798-5002700,00.html

Fuck me.

Is it me or is India becoming the home of every genetically defected person?

Roy Karrde

17th April 2008, 09:23 PM

mr_pikachu

17th April 2008, 11:43 PM

Japanese school team hit for 66 runs in two innings (http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=reu-japanscore&prov=reuters&type=lgns)

I feel sorry for the Kawamoto pitcher.

Heald

18th April 2008, 05:54 AM

Blademaster

18th April 2008, 12:47 PM

Time's Global Warming Issue gone too far? (http://www.businessandmedia.org/articles/2008/20080417171532.aspx)

Personally I find it absolutely disgusting what they did, and it seems alot of Iwo Jima Vets are pissed off as well. The Global Warming cause has gone from advocacy to almost cult like insanity it seems.

I won't condemn or defend Time over this, but...

“Whoever did it is going to hell. That’s a mortal sin."

“And to stick a tree in place of a flag on the Iwo Jima picture is just sacrilegious.”

“That global warming is the biggest joke I’ve ever known,” Wells told the Business & Media Institute. “[W]e’ll stick a dadgum tree up somebody’s rear if they want that and think that’s going to cure something.”

Can I get an LOL?

Roy Karrde

18th April 2008, 12:59 PM

Can I get an LOL?

Well lets not forget these people are over 80 years old, or just pushing it, and have been through hell and back while at Iwo Jima where they watched their friends get slaughtered day in and day out. I could see how they would be a bit pissed by using a landmark moment during a battle where they gave their blood, sweat, and tears for, being used as a mockery for a movement that borders on lunacy in it's ignorance to hear any other view point.

Heald

21st April 2008, 01:51 PM

Blademaster

21st April 2008, 02:38 PM

They said in that article that they'd proven Mecca to be the center of the Earth.

...I don't see any proof. Aside from that one guy who said that Mecca lies directly between the magnetic north and south poles (which is not only an outright lie - the current path between the magnetic poles goes through Africa, not Mecca - but is also irrelevant due to the fact that the magnetic poles wander and vary a few miles each year), I see no evidence to support this stupid idea.

Roy Karrde

21st April 2008, 02:45 PM

Middle-Eastern "scientists" lie in order to make their magic cube sound more important (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/7359258.stm)

In an age of science, it is completely ridiculous that there are still nations gripped by fundamentalism and prejudice rather than logic and justice.

Sadly it is idiot scientists like these that can give any religion a really bad name. I love the addition of how these "scientists" look through the Quran for scientific truths...

I mean I love the Bible as much as the next Christian, but I don't look at the story of Noah as Scientific Fact.

So how long till Rolex starts rolling out "Mecca Watches"

Heald

25th April 2008, 05:10 AM

mr_pikachu

25th April 2008, 11:19 PM

Wesley Snipes sentenced for three years for not paying taxes (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7366211.stm)

I love how the American Justice System is still as racist as ever. When it comes to celebrities, if you're a rich daddy's girl, like Paris Hilton and Lindsey Lohan, if you recklessly endanger the lives of yourself and everyone around you through repeatedly drink-driving, then all you get is a slap on the wrist. If you're a black guy, then you get sentenced for the maximum time possible for not filling out your tax papers right.

Sorry Martin Luther King, looks like you died for nothing.

I'd like a moment for rebuttal (http://www.crimelibrary.com/notorious_murders/famous/simpson/index_1.html).

On a rather different note... Rats from infested house offered up for adoption as pets (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080425/ap_on_fe_st/rat_house).

"They're very smart, they're very clean, they can do tricks," Price said. "They're like little miniature dogs."

Roy Karrde

25th April 2008, 11:30 PM

Wesley Snipes sentenced for three years for not paying taxes (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7366211.stm)

I love how the American Justice System is still as racist as ever. When it comes to celebrities, if you're a rich daddy's girl, like Paris Hilton and Lindsey Lohan, if you recklessly endanger the lives of yourself and everyone around you through repeatedly drink-driving, then all you get is a slap on the wrist. If you're a black guy, then you get sentenced for the maximum time possible for not filling out your tax papers right.

Sorry Martin Luther King, looks like you died for nothing.

I think it was... Paris Hilton? That served over twenty days in jail for a misdemenor? Basically the longest sentence she could serve? It doesn't matter anyway. It's the IRS not the County DA going after Snipes. And the IRS are some mean mother fuckers.

mr_pikachu

26th April 2008, 12:56 AM

Can't believe I forgot to post this one...

Ninety-eight saves not enough in longest AHL game in history (http://www.detnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080426/SPORTS0103/804260343/1128/SPORTS0103)

One thing is clear... Albany's defense sucks.

classy_cat18

26th April 2008, 02:04 AM

Wesley Snipes sentenced for three years for not paying taxes (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7366211.stm)

Didn't Al Capone get shipped to prison for tax evasion? IRS don't play around when it comes to money.

Roy Karrde

26th April 2008, 07:01 PM

I posted this in the Elections topic since it may bring back the Iran issue into the campeign. But it is also daily news and should be commented on by the world. So here we go.

Times Online is reporting that two sources in the Middle East are saying that the British hostages captured by terrorist over a year ago in Iraq. Are being held in Iran by the Revolutionary Guard. Apparently they were turned over to the Guard by their kidnappers and have been held ever since.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/iraq/article3822830.ece

Heald

27th April 2008, 06:34 PM

Iran has been pissing off the UK for ages, including this time last year when Iran forces invaded British-controlled Iraqi waters, kidnapped a bunch of British sailors and held them hostage for a while.

I say nuke Iran. Everyone there is a terrorist more or less.

Roy Karrde

2nd May 2008, 10:19 PM

Euro weakening as Dollar rises (http://www.ft.com/cms/s/29c8b9f6-17b2-11dd-b98a-0000779fd2ac,Authorised=false.html?_i_location=htt p%3A%2F%2Fwww.ft.com%2Fcms%2Fs%2F0%2F29c8b9f6-17b2-11dd-b98a-0000779fd2ac.html%3Fnclick_check%3D1&_i_referer=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.drudgereport.com%2F&nclick_check=1)

It seems the Euro is finally starting to show and retreat as the Pound is rising, and the Dollar is beginning to rebound.

This isn't really news, but I am glad that the Dollar is finally rebounding instead of it's decline to become the laughing stock of the modern world.

firepokemon

2nd May 2008, 10:55 PM

Hmm the US dollar rising would be beneficial here for our exports and stuff but my god, petrol prices will be over the roof. In fact one of the main reasons, New Zealands petrol prices are still under 2 dollars a litre is due to the fact that the US dollar is weak against the NZ dollar. Just a 10 cent change will push our prices perhaps to the 2 dollar plus mark. So while dairy exports and meat exports and tourism would benefit, importers who are already feeling the pinch as sales are slowing and consumers could be worse off.

The British Pound rising would be good for exports and tourism and perhaps with Migration, but hopefully it doesn't reach the stage when it was so expensive to travel to Britain.

Anyway just turning the News story into a local issue.

mr_pikachu

6th May 2008, 04:36 AM

Priest who was chaplain gets 4 years for sex with inmates (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080505/ap_on_re_us/priest_inmates_assaulted)

The father wanted a little action with some convicts? Well, he'll get plenty now.

EDIT: Soccer Streaker Poses Nude for Playboy (http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2008/05/05/soccer-streaker-poses-nude-for-playboy/?icid=100214839x1201560989x1200058388)

Shamelessness is one of the era's most rewarding traits, apparently.

And here's a poignant quote from the original story (USA: 1, Honduras: 0, Pitch Invader: 7 or 8 (http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2008/03/16/usa-1-0-honduras-but-thats-not-important/)):

So, to recap, streaking is discouraged, unless the streaker is A.) female and B.) hot. I smell a Maxim photo shoot in that girl's future.

Incidentally, the URL from my last link is fantastic.

Crystalmaster Mike

7th May 2008, 12:47 PM

mr_pikachu

7th May 2008, 10:47 PM

Boy trapped in claw machine (http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1812760&fullscreen=1)

Couldn't watch it with the sound on, but the expression on his face says it all. ... I wonder what prize he wanted so badly.

They never did say how he got in there... dang. Nice find, Mike.

123 NCAA schools could lose scholarships for low graduation rates (http://collegefootball.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=805049)

EDIT: Big story for gamers: Take-Two's 'Grand Theft Auto IV' tops $500M in week 1 sales (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080507/ap_en_bu/take_two_grand_theft_auto_iv)

A lot of people thought it would break Halo 3's record, but... dang. That's just ridiculous.

EDIT2: Eighth-grade basketball player commits to Kentucky Wildcats (http://rivalshoops.rivals.com/content.asp?SID=910&CID=803673)

Someday the scouts will be watching ultrasounds...

Heald

12th June 2008, 10:49 AM

Universal lose promo CD case (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7450112.stm)

Finally, courts are standing up to the music industry. I hate how after Napster, the music industry is doing everything in its power to make sure that as it implodes, it takes down everything with it. I love the comparison made that their logic that they're the true owners of promo CDs is akin to the logic of goblins in Harry Potter. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7412671.stm) Universal are appealing to overturn the decision, but I hope this doesn't happen. Allowing music industries to have eternal ownership of anything they produce would set an incredibly dangerous precedent.

Copyright causes more problems and wastes more money than it actually helps. Copyright ought to be scrapped.

Magmar

12th June 2008, 11:04 AM

Yay, Norway legalised gay marriages! Now the queers can woo!

MToolen

13th June 2008, 01:59 PM

Wood River Refinery expansion halted by IEPA (http://www.thetelegraph.com/news/permit_14813___article.html/roxana_expansion.html)

This seems more local, but the refinery, less than a mile south/west of my house, is the third largest in the US. As you can tell from the comments, it's quite divisive here, with some blaming "tree-huggers" and others blaming the current government or ConocoPhillips. While oil refining isn't the greenest business, it's one of, if not the biggest in my area (next to a steel mill).

I personally thought CP was doing above and beyond to try and reduce emissions and that the protesters should have seen this and not put jobs of many in my community in jeopardy.

EDIT: Another article on the same topic (http://stlouis.bizjournals.com/stlouis/stories/2008/06/02/daily60.html)

Toxicity

24th June 2008, 11:55 AM

Bumping for God's cocaine (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25338128/).

Roy Karrde

24th June 2008, 12:08 PM

Toxicity

25th June 2008, 04:06 PM

Australia succeeds United States as 'Fattest' Nation (http://www.japantoday.com/category/world/view/australia-worlds-fattest-nation-us-2nd)

I still think this is unfair; not only are their more people in America's 25% than Australia's 26%, but the BMI factor can throw anybody around the charts.

MToolen

25th June 2008, 04:13 PM

I like how an official report by "the Baker IDI Heart and Diabetes Institute" has such a silly name as "Australia's Future Fat Bomb." I mean, it got your attention, but will people take it seriously?

firepokemon

25th June 2008, 11:06 PM

Hahahahahahaha Australians are fatties hahahahahahahahahhahaha. Its funny when you think of Australia as the fattest country. Because you never get that impression really. Where do these people hide?

Toxicity

25th June 2008, 11:47 PM

I'm assuming around the same location as the vineyards producing Yellow Tail.

Like being fat, you don't see Australia producing wine.

Roy Karrde

26th June 2008, 10:37 AM

Supreme Court struck down the DC Handgun ban!

Well finally the Supreme Court gets something right. Upholding the 2nd Amendment and striking down this STUPID handgun ban.

mr_pikachu

26th June 2008, 03:35 PM

Saw that article about an hour ago. Astonishing that it was such a close vote. Did four of the justices really think that "bear arms" excluded guns? Yes, I can see the argument for militias, but... let's get serious!

Roy Karrde

26th June 2008, 04:28 PM

Those four Justices really really scare me. I'll pretty much always assume that part of the original intent of the Second Amendment was to allow the populous a fighting chance against the Government if it were to get too oppressive. In other words the 2nd Amendment remains one of the few safeguards to keep the Government from becoming a dictatorship.

firepokemon

26th June 2008, 04:51 PM

And no wonder America has the highest counts of murder in the western world (which of course excludes Mexico etc).

I really don't think when the Constitution was made that the bearing of arms in the modern sense was what they were thinking. But of course powerful groups such as NRA make sure that it stays. And ensure that it is defended everywhere. But the truth is without guns, America would be far safer.

But of course that statement can't be made since unlike other western countries, America has always upheld the right to own handguns etc where elsewhere its not allowed and because its so enriched in American culture. Banning it in anyway wouldn't change things because its so entrenched.

Blademaster

26th June 2008, 04:53 PM

^Bingo. Thanks for saving me the time and brainpower of typing that (much more poorly) myself.

Roy Karrde

26th June 2008, 05:10 PM

And no wonder America has the highest counts of murder in the western world (which of course excludes Mexico etc).

And guess what? The City that banned this, had the highest crime rate, with the Gun Ban!

Isnt that amazing? You have one of the most Liberal Gun Restrictions in the entire United States, and all it has done is help create the most violent city in the US. Then again as the old saying goes "You never see anyone trying to rob a gunshow"

I really don't think when the Constitution was made that the bearing of arms in the modern sense was what they were thinking.

It doesnt matter what caliber the guns were, the basic premise still exists. You have a right to your property and a right to protect it.

But of course powerful groups such as NRA make sure that it stays. And ensure that it is defended everywhere. But the truth is without guns, America would be far safer.

Only for the criminals. We could outlaw guns right now and the Criminals would still have them. Washington DC is a perfect example as to why Gun Bans do NOT work in America.

But of course that statement can't be made since unlike other western countries, America has always upheld the right to own handguns etc where elsewhere its not allowed and because its so enriched in American culture. Banning it in anyway wouldn't change things because its so entrenched.

That is true, Americans always have that crazy idea that we should be able to protect our property and ourselves.

MToolen

26th June 2008, 07:16 PM

Guns in the wrong hands is a problem. The thing is, when guns are outlawed, as another saying goes, the only people with guns are the outlaws. I'm not in support of guns, but I'm not sure of any alternatives.

mr_pikachu

26th June 2008, 07:31 PM

I wouldn't disagree with that, MToolen. As you implied, there's no way to remove guns from the streets; there are too many for anyone to keep track of them at this point. While, in an ideal world, guns would not exist, that's a utopian vision that just isn't possible in today's society. Allowing law-abiding citizens the chance to defend themselves against criminals is the next best thing.

Blademaster

26th June 2008, 07:47 PM

^The difference is that your average, law-abiding citizen doesn't have a clue how to work a gun. I can guarantee that at least half the time, a citizen with a gun is either gonna freak out or get pissed off, and invariably accidentally or even intentionally kill some poor shmuck who's armed with his index finger. I don't condone criminal behavior, obviously, but that guy with the pantyhose mask who wants the 4 dollars in your wallet doesn't deserve to have three bullets emptied into his torso and drown in his own blood. People don't know how to work guns well enough to all deserve them.

mr_pikachu

26th June 2008, 07:52 PM

^The difference is that your average, law-abiding citizen doesn't have a clue how to work a gun.

1. Cock hammer.
2. Pull trigger.
3. Repeat as necessary.

Roy Karrde

26th June 2008, 09:52 PM

but that guy with the pantyhose mask who wants the 4 dollars in your wallet doesn't deserve to have three bullets emptied into his torso and drown in his own blood. People don't know how to work guns well enough to all deserve them.

Well for one if you are going to get a gun you obviously going to take training to recieve that, thus why we have gun permits.

As for the guy in the pantyhose mask, yeah he deserves to get three bullets into him, as does the guy that enters your house. Those people at that point have gotten to a point in their mind where they are willing to go to extremes to get what they want. They forfit their lives when they decided to come up and attack you. And at that point you have to realize that, and take the most drastic measure to make sure they do not harm you, or others around you.

The Blue Avenger

26th June 2008, 10:06 PM

As for the guy in the pantyhose mask, yeah he deserves to get three bullets into him, as does the guy that enters your house.

They deserve to get punished, but they do not deserve to die. I can think of very few things that warrant death, and petty robbery is not one of them.

Roy Karrde

26th June 2008, 10:08 PM

They deserve to get punished, but they do not deserve to die. I can think of very few things that warrant death, and petty robbery is not one of them.

Can you be sure they wont kill you? When that man points the gun at you and says hand over the money, can you be sure he wont kill you? What if your sister or brother was with you? Can you be sure he wont kill you? I am not talking about gunning down a man in cold blood. I am saying you either take action and kill him, or you gamble your life, and the lives of others.

The Blue Avenger

26th June 2008, 10:35 PM

No, you're right, I don't know that he wouldn't kill me. But I still don't think that anything gives me the right to take another's life, even if they put me in such a position. I suppose this means I ought to take self-defense courses or something. :P

mr_pikachu

26th June 2008, 10:41 PM

They deserve to get punished, but they do not deserve to die. I can think of very few things that warrant death, and petty robbery is not one of them.

Here's the problem. Maybe they don't deserve to die, but are you supposed to be punished for it? Ideally you could take non-lethal action, but most people haven't received training that would allow them to precisely attack and subdue an armed enemy without killing them (or getting killed). If you fight and yet hold back, you're as good as dead. Basic rule of combat. The majority is thus left with a simple choice: either completely surrender or go all-out to defend themselves.

Again, this is not the ideal solution. But we have to be realistic about the world in which we live and move beyond dreaming of utopia.

EDIT: Roy's point is valid as well. Whoever holds the gun is in control. And when the guy in control is the one holding up people for their cash, the balance of power needs to be shifted anyway. Most people, I think, would rather not place their lives in the hands of a mugger.

MToolen

26th June 2008, 10:43 PM

Can you be sure they wont kill you? When that man points the gun at you and says hand over the money, can you be sure he wont kill you? What if your sister or brother was with you? Can you be sure he wont kill you? I am not talking about gunning down a man in cold blood. I am saying you either take action and kill him, or you gamble your life, and the lives of others.

Yes, and we all know how bad Vash the Stampede was hurt trying not to kill people. I feel very blessed to live in a neighborhood free of most immediate danger, so I'm not too sure how I'd react. While I know taking life shouldn't be in my hands, I don't know if that knowledge will matter with a gun pointed at me.

About the operating handguns issue, there are very many things that could go wrong with shooting one, especially with today's gangsta culture promoting firing sideways and angled; due to Newton's third law of motion, the reaction to the bullet could propel the gun out of one's hand. Just one example.

Y'know, this argument is reminiscent of the US Electoral College. It sucks, we know, but what feasible alternatives do we have?

The Blue Avenger

26th June 2008, 11:28 PM

Mr. P: I'm not claiming to have a solution. :P I know that a good solution is hard to come by at this point. I was merely commenting on whether or not the thug deserved to die.

Blademaster

27th June 2008, 10:52 AM

Well for one if you are going to get a gun you obviously going to take training to recieve that, thus why we have gun permits.

Shooting at paper targets =/= taking the life of another human being.

As for the guy in the pantyhose mask, yeah he deserves to get three bullets into him, as does the guy that enters your house. Those people at that point have gotten to a point in their mind where they are willing to go to extremes to get what they want. They forfit their lives when they decided to come up and attack you. And at that point you have to realize that, and take the most drastic measure to make sure they do not harm you, or others around you.

It's that kind of overzealous disregard for human life that proves my point exactly.

Roy Karrde

27th June 2008, 10:57 AM

Shooting at paper targets =/= taking the life of another human being.

It still provides you with the training you need.

It's that kind of overzealous disregard for human life that proves my point exactly.

When that man walked up to you and pointed a weapon to threaten your life and the lives of those around you, they lost any claim they have to their human life.

The Blue Avenger

27th June 2008, 11:31 AM

Don't say that, Roy; you open the door for lots of weird philosophical questions.

Suppose the man is mentally ill. Does he deserve to die then?
Suppose the man is homeless and only needed money to feed his family - and made a poor choice. Does he deserve to die then?
Hell, let's get really weird - suppose the man's being blackmailed into threatening you. Does he deserve to die then?

You see where I'm going with this.

Blademaster

27th June 2008, 11:31 AM

It still provides you with the training you need.

My mentality would change greatly if I were switching my gun away from a sheet of paper and towards a living being. The training would be useless at that point.

When that man walked up to you and pointed a weapon to threaten your life and the lives of those around you, they lost any claim they have to their human life.

A claim to one's life is something that can never be lost. To think otherwise is barbaric: Shooting the guy in the knee or the arm holding the gun should be sufficient. Overpowering and subduing him should be a responsible gun-owner's top priority, not mercilessly gunning him down in cold blood.

Roy Karrde

27th June 2008, 12:25 PM

Suppose the man is mentally ill. Does he deserve to die then?
Suppose the man is homeless and only needed money to feed his family - and made a poor choice. Does he deserve to die then?
Hell, let's get really weird - suppose the man's being blackmailed into threatening you. Does he deserve to die then?

All of the answers to those are yes, the man has threatened your life, he walked up and basically got into the mindset of "Its either me or him". You do not have time to play a guessing game. You either take action, or you yourself basically forfit the claim on your life as well as the ones around you.

My mentality would change greatly if I were switching my gun away from a sheet of paper and towards a living being. The training would be useless at that point.

At the point that you have to actually pull your gun out, at that point you are running on so much adriniline and going on the mindset of killing this person. That the training you have will pretty much guide your body.

A claim to one's life is something that can never be lost.

Yeah it is, when he steps toward you and points a gun at you, he has gotten into a "Me or You" mindset. He has lost any claim to his life when he decided to try and take yours for money.

To think otherwise is barbaric:

To act in any other way is stupidity and reckless.

Shooting the guy in the knee or the arm holding the gun should be sufficient.

Problem with both is you are risking the chance of him shooting you back, especially if you do not aim to kill. Hesitation will cost you your life, and could cost you the lives of others. That man is coming at you to kill you, not doing the same is utter stupidity.

Overpowering and subduing him should be a responsible gun-owner's top priority, not mercilessly gunning him down in cold blood.

Well for one if the man is pointing the gun at you that is not cold blood that is self defense. Second the top priority of any gun owner at that time should be killing him. Becuase giving him any chance to shoot back at you, gives him a chance to kill you. And as I said, the others around you. Trying to subdue or overpower him, shows a lack of responsability and judgement on your part, and it puts the lives around you on the line.

starjake

27th June 2008, 12:59 PM

Wow. You're saying it's OK to judge whether another human being has the right to live, as long as you can call it 'self-defense'? Who died and made you God?

Roy Karrde

27th June 2008, 01:04 PM

Wow. You're saying it's OK to judge whether another human being has the right to live, as long as you can call it 'self-defense'? Who died and made you God?

I am saying that if some one is putting a gun in my face. That the judgement of that man's life has already been made. You either kill him, or you run the chance of ending up killed, and most likely getting others killed around you.

Blademaster

27th June 2008, 01:07 PM

All of the answers to those are yes

At the point that you have to actually pull your gun out, at that point you are running on so much adriniline and going on the mindset of killing this person.

Yeah it is, when he steps toward you and points a gun at you, he has gotten into a "Me or You" mindset. He has lost any claim to his life when he decided to try and take yours for money.

To act in any other way is stupidity and reckless.

That man is coming at you to kill you, not doing the same is utter stupidity.

Well for one if the man is pointing the gun at you that is not cold blood that is self defense. Second the top priority of any gun owner at that time should be killing him.

Becuase giving him any chance to shoot back at you, gives him a chance to kill you. And as I said, the others around you. Trying to subdue or overpower him, shows a lack of responsability

I'm taking my leave from this argument now. You're displaying some very disturbing behavior in these answers, and if you truly believe that even slight criminal provocation of any kind is grounds for murdering the provoker, you need help and you need it fast.

Roy Karrde

27th June 2008, 01:10 PM

You're displaying some very disturbing behavior in these answers,

The only disturbing behavior is your lack of willingness to defend your own life and the lives around you. God I would hate to be one of your loved ones if it came down to you defending them.

and if you truly believe that even slight criminal provocation of any kind is grounds for murdering the provoker, you need help and you need it fast.

Putting a gun in your face is not slight criminal provocation it is a attempt to murder you. Saying anything less shows a lack of rational thought on your part. You need help, or you need to lock yourself away from anyone else in society, so that your own stupidity does not harm anyone else.

starjake

27th June 2008, 01:24 PM

God I would hate to be one of your loved ones if it came down to you defending them.

You think the only possible way to defend someone is to outright kill the threat? And I thought I had trouble thinking outside the box...

You know, for most of us, simply killing someone because they pointed a gun in your face would just be stooping to their level. Based on your replies, though, I'm guessing that you don't think it's stooping.

Roy Karrde

27th June 2008, 01:27 PM

You think the only possible way to defend someone is to outright kill the threat? And I thought I had trouble thinking outside the box...

If some one has a gun aimed at you, and is just a finger moment away from ending your life. You do not have the time to think out of the box, or to attempt anything but the instant ending of his life. Giving that man even a split second to pull the trigger will only end your life.

You know, for most of us, simply killing someone because they pointed a gun in your face would just be stooping to their level. Based on your replies, though, I'm guessing that you don't think it's stooping.

I really cannot see the logic ( or lack of ) in that. You are not stooping to his level becuase you did not instigate the scene, you did not seek that person out to rob them with the possibility of killing them. You are only acting in self defense to make sure they cannot kill you or anyone else in the area.

mr_pikachu

27th June 2008, 03:08 PM

I have more to say on this topic, but I'll forego that in favor of getting back to posting news. The issue of self-defense vs. human life could probably have its own topic, really.

Instead of continuing the argument, let me just make an indirect comment about this massive discussion...

Get Out of Your Own Way: Studies Show the Value of Not Overthinking a Decision (http://online.wsj.com/article/SB121450609076407973.html?mod=yhoofront)

Heald

27th June 2008, 09:24 PM

This is why I'm glad we actually had gun control in the UK long before we had the crazy thought of giving a firearm to every Tom, Dick and Harry that came along. No offence to you Yanks, but when you interpreted 'an armed militia' as 'giving a deadly weapon to everyone, regardless of whether they will use said weapon for criminal purposes or not', you really fucked up big time. Answer this honestly, you card-carrying NRA members: would you rather have the choice to own a gun and live in fear your entire life, or have gun control and feel safe and secure? Personally, since I already have the second option, I think I could live without having to make up for my insecurities by keeping a few pounds of FMJ around.

Blademaster

28th June 2008, 12:59 AM

Roy Karrde

28th June 2008, 01:06 AM

No offence to you Yanks, but when you interpreted 'an armed militia' as 'giving a deadly weapon to everyone, regardless of whether they will use said weapon for criminal purposes or not', you really fucked up big time.

You do realize that we do have gun laws and screenings, not to mention the vast VAST majority of Gun Owners are peaceful people.

The Blue Avenger

28th June 2008, 08:42 AM

That, uh, changes absolutely nothing about the point he was making.

Heald

28th June 2008, 01:51 PM

You do realize that we do have gun laws and screenings, not to mention the vast VAST majority of Gun Owners are peaceful people.
To blow up the analogy a little, or perhaps by the greatest possible extent, take your pick, but if we were to say the same about nuclear weapons, i.e. most nations that have nuclear weapons are only going to use them in self defence, then that justifies the odd rogue nation have a nuclear weapon too. Just as 'a few million people' being the price to pay if nuclear weapons fell into the wrong hands, the US pays the price of a dozen people for every weapon sold to someone not responsible enough to have said weapon.

I know that banning guns outright would not be the way to go, simply because then only the bad guys would have the guns, which would be far less ideal than the current situation, but every time either Congress or a state tries to take measures to stop guns falling into the wrong hands, you get every card-carrying NRA member ranting and raving about the Constitution, because despite most of the Bill of Rights being irrelevant or just plain ignored, turning to a document written over 200 years ago for a completely different situation to what it is used in now is more important than common sense.

Roy Karrde

29th June 2008, 12:14 AM

Alright well the whole gun thing is not really for this thread. Heald if you wish to debate it I would love to in another thread. Anyway I am here to declare something about Iraq that I know none of you thought I would ever say.

The Iraq war was the Wrong War, at the Wrong Time, with the Wrong Strategy. It is the recipe for losing the war on terror, and most of all has stretched us thin, bled us dry, it has led us to demoralization, it has led us to defeat, and we have lost the hearts and minds of the Muslim World.

Or atleast that is what Al Qaeda now seems to be saying
http://www.strategypage.com/htmw/htwin/articles/20080627.aspx

Heald

29th June 2008, 10:50 AM

Nearly a decade in, 110 deaths and finally someone asks a simple question: (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/frontline/2216131/British-soldier-killed-in-Afghanistan-as-concerns-over-Snatch-Land-Rovers-grow.html)

Should we be using equipment designed for use in Northern Island in the Middle East?

This has no bearing on whether or not the UK ought to be involved in the Middle East at all, but it is outstanding that we even go to war with outdated tech that is useless in the Middle East. Perhaps when Tony Blair decided to go war-mongering with his BFF George Bush, he should have asked whether we were capable of fighting a war in the Middle East. Bang up job all round, you twats.

Roy Karrde

29th June 2008, 12:50 PM

And this is why we have the Death Penalty (http://cbs11tv.com/video/?id=29586@ktvt.dayport.com)

This has been the subject of some discussion in the Metroplex these last few days. How these men could do this, if they will get qualified for a hate crime, and how long till they die. The way he describes the murder is graphic, and really he acts like he wasn't even shooting people, like he was gunning down some animal.

What's sad is the tax payers are going to have to pay for the trial, and several re trials of this scum, when taking them outside and using two bullets would be a much more effecient way.

Heald

29th June 2008, 05:34 PM

16 injured in France after demonstration accidentally uses real bullets instead of blanks (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7480483.stm)

Lol?

mr_pikachu

30th June 2008, 12:13 AM

Man auctions off his life, sale price disappoints (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080629/wr_nm/auction_dc_1)

This gives whole new meaning to the phrase, "You fail at life."

Toxicity

30th June 2008, 01:15 AM

Chinese baby born with second penis on back. (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1273232.ece)

I'm sorry if I just turned everybody into pedophiles.

Blademaster

30th June 2008, 09:35 AM

...

Can I make a joke about "China syndrome" right now?

Toxicity

30th June 2008, 10:30 AM

...

Can I make a joke about "China syndrome" right now?

If you really need to, feel free.

Drusilla

30th June 2008, 04:03 PM

Accidental fungus leads to promising cancer drug (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080629/ts_nm/cancer_nanoparticles_dc;_ylt=AnhpAwXnsuzpnitLymQsn zgDW7oF)

Yay! As I've always said, the best things happen by "accident". Here's hoping that this will lead to something monumental.

mr_pikachu

2nd July 2008, 02:16 AM

Fans are asked to treat Chiefs games like bowling matches (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Fans-are-asked-to-treat-Chiefs-games-like-bowlin?urn=nfl,91291)

This is what happens when all your home games sell out, and your fans are still outnumbered. All that heckling must've gotten to the few Chiefs loyalists.

MToolen

3rd July 2008, 09:44 AM

Black singer sings Black National Anthem in place of Star Spangled Banner (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,375164,00.html)

Personally, I don't cheer her on, but there are worse things she could've done. Besides, the SSB's music was originally a horrible, horrible drinking song.

Roy Karrde

3rd July 2008, 07:47 PM

Sharia law SHOULD be used in Britain, says UK's top judge (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1031611/Sharia-law-SHOULD-used-Britain-says-UKs-judge.html)

If I lived in Britain I would be so very scared of what this could lead to.

Ultimate Charizard

3rd July 2008, 08:47 PM

Yet more taking it up the tailpipe to keep the minorities happy.
This follows the Police being told to remove posters from an advertising campaign because they feature Sniffer Dogs (Muslims consider dogs as 'unclean' animals) and also over the fact Muslims feel insulted to be searched by Sniffer-dogs at Airports etc.

How can they rationalise allowing the use of an anarchaic set of rules as Law which clearly were only written to keep the succesful Men happy and the rest under their thumb.

This entire frelling country is collapsing under a never ending pile of self-importance Bull-crap

MToolen

3rd July 2008, 09:34 PM

This entire frelling country is collapsing under a never ending pile of self-importance Bull-crap

The United States might head the same way; however, with more surface area, more crap is required.

Magmar

4th July 2008, 08:17 AM

My campus got hit by a tornado on Wednesday, during freshman orientation. Just an interesting tidbit of news I guess... I survived a tornado!

Roy Karrde

5th July 2008, 01:19 AM

http://www.breitbart.tv/html/124803.html

Like Bush or Hate him, it was incredibly dicky of these people to ruin the naturalization ceramony of 70 people, becuase you believed it was more important to act like a little bitch and yell during a speach. How utterly disgusting of the scum that did this.

firepokemon

5th July 2008, 05:14 AM

Well like Bush said, "We in America believe in free speech". But you're quite right. There are some places where demonstrations/protests should not be held and this was one of those.

And to think some soldiers funerals have those type of people attending. Now that's disgusting.

Toxicity

8th July 2008, 09:23 AM

British PM Gordon Brown among guests served 8-course dinner before Food Crisis talks (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/japan/2262534/G8-summit-Gordon-Brown-has-eight-course-dinner-before-food-crisis-talks.html)

I can say irony happened early this week.

Roy Karrde

8th July 2008, 09:53 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZprtPat1Vk

If we Americans elect this piece of trash....Ugh there are no words to describe my anger after seeing this.

firepokemon

8th July 2008, 10:38 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZprtPat1Vk

If we Americans elect this piece of trash....Ugh there are no words to describe my anger after seeing this.

I really don't see what the problem is. American children should be learning a second language besides English. I think you're upset because he criticised the fact that people get so uppity about too many people not learning English. Now that on itself is a fair point. One shouldn't have in their country people that can't speak the language. And yet Americans, New Zealanders, British, Australians and South Africans are quite happy to live elsewhere and they don't speak the language of the country where they live period. Its a hypocritical statement.

There was nothing that Obama said to be that angry about. Period.

Roy Karrde

8th July 2008, 10:52 PM

I really don't see what the problem is. American children should be learning a second language besides English.

We should, but we shouldn't be forced to learn one becuase of the laziness of people that shouldn't even be in this country.

I think you're upset because he criticised the fact that people get so uppity about too many people not learning English. Now that on itself is a fair point. One shouldn't have in their country people that can't speak the language. And yet Americans, New Zealanders, British, Australians and South Africans are quite happy to live elsewhere and they don't speak the language of the country where they live period. Its a hypocritical statement.

See that is funny becuase by and large I have never believed that statement. I can understand going on a vacation to another country, and not learning the language. That is why we have so many different language pamplets in places like Disney Land and what not. But if you move legally to another country, by and large people learn to speak the language there and integrate into the country. Infact I believe that for many countries you have to actually learn the language to gain citizenship, I know that is the way it is here. Problem is that we have so many Illegals that are coming over here believing this is Mexico Part 2. And doing nothing to integrate. That it becomes incredibly frustrating. So instead of actually dealing with the illegals who unlike what Obama says, WONT LEARN ENGLISH. He believes we should learn Spanish to facilitate these people who do not deserve to be over here in the first place.

There was nothing that Obama said to be that angry about. Period.

Yeah there was, how we need to learn Spanish to help the Illegals who shouldn't be here. That he is embarassed of Americans. And how he cannot understand how people in this country want to have a English first initative.

You have no idea how furstrating and disgusting it is to hear this man talk about how we need to learn Spanish just so that we can help people who should not even be here

Edit: Sorry if I sound so angry over this, but you have to realize how frustrating it is to see everyday how Illegals refuse to intigrate into a society that they shouldn't even be in, in the first place. And then have Obama tell us, that we should learn Spanish becuase of the laziness of these people.

MToolen

8th July 2008, 11:44 PM

Unfortunately, for some of us, that is an economic reality. You see, I'm planning to become a teacher. If I plan to teach anywhere other than my hometown, I will essentially need Spanish to be marketable. It's not just illegals; some Mexican-born naturalized citizens who followed the process just never learn English, even though taking an ESL class is a required part of said process. I've read stories of legal immigrants who literally just sit in ESL classrooms for six weeks, demand their paper to be signed, and leave with absolutely no knowledge gained.

It's not that I'm happy about it. I like English. Heck, I like German. I do not like Spanish. For me, though, it's a harsh reality.

Toxicity

9th July 2008, 02:41 PM

MToolen, I'm not sure how it is for Illinois, but I know at least Florida (and likely other states with a significant Latino population) requires teachers to take classes to help ESL students before becoming certified to teach.

Unfortunately, seeing as that my non-English languages are French and Japanese, I may be forced to live elsewhere in the future, even though my plans are not set on education.

Roy Karrde

9th July 2008, 02:57 PM

I would love to learn Japanese! I just have a major problem with learning languages ;.;

Anyway Toxicity. As great as it is to learn those, you will probably have to learn Spanish if Obama has his way. And not Spain Spanish, I'm talking about Slang Spanish that is only usable in the third world country we like to call Mexico. All in a effort to help people who shouldn't be here in the first place...

You know if Obama want's us to start learning languages other than Spanish, how about we learn a language that is used alot in this country already. Yes I demand a Ebonic's class before we start having to learn Mexican Spanish.

Ultimate Charizard

9th July 2008, 03:22 PM

Demand to learn Welsh!

Heald

9th July 2008, 07:01 PM

Anyway Toxicity. As great as it is to learn those, you will probably have to learn Spanish if Obama has his way. And not Spain Spanish, I'm talking about Slang Spanish that is only usable in the third world country we like to call Mexico. All in a effort to help people who shouldn't be here in the first place...

Regardless of how I actually feel about learning Spanish (learning a foreign language here is compulsory...boohoo, get off your asses and get some culture already), I'd hardly call Mexico a 'third-world country', considering it is considered developed by the U.N. and has a high HDI rating. If Mexico is third-world, then so is Russia, China, Morocco, Thailand, take your pick, since they're all worse off than Mexico.

I don't really have an opinion otherwise, but if a government in the UK tries to teach my kids either Arab or Polish, I will sure as hell show them how far I will stick my boot up their collective asshole.

Roy Karrde

9th July 2008, 07:08 PM

Regardless of how I actually feel about learning Spanish (learning a foreign language here is compulsory...boohoo, get off your asses and get some culture already), I'd hardly call Mexico a 'third-world country', considering it is considered developed by the U.N. and has a high HDI rating. If Mexico is third-world, then so is Russia, China, Morocco, Thailand, take your pick, since they're all worse off than Mexico.

Meeting the actual criteria, and seeing the place are two different things. Granted there are areas of Mexico that are developed, but there is also a large part of Mexico in which they live in utter poverty, as well as have absolutely no security. Infact there are some areas of Mexico where I would say it is just as dangerous to be a white man there, as it is in Syria.

I don't really have an opinion otherwise, but if a government in the UK tries to teach my kids either Arab or Polish, I will sure as hell show them how far I will stick my boot up their collective asshole.

So I take it you can understand why I want to stick my boot up Obama's ass for the stupidity of making us learn Spanish to comfort criminals who shouldnt be here in the first place?

Heald

9th July 2008, 07:32 PM

Meeting the actual criteria, and seeing the place are two different things. Granted there are areas of Mexico that are developed, but there is also a large part of Mexico in which they live in utter poverty, as well as have absolutely no security. Infact there are some areas of Mexico where I would say it is just as dangerous to be a white man there, as it is in Syria.
The poverty line differs from country to country. There are millions in the US that live in relative poverty. Relatively, there are more in relative poverty in Mexico than in the US, but I'd imagine there is little absolute poverty in Mexico. The fact is, it is unjustifiable to call Mexico a third-world country. I'd wager you to go to Mexico, then go to any African nation like Sudan, which isn't even the bottom ten, and then you'd see a real third world country. Mexico is far more developed and I'd guarantee any Mexican would be offended if you called their homeland an impoverished third-world nation.

Roy Karrde

9th July 2008, 07:40 PM

The poverty line differs from country to country. There are millions in the US that live in relative poverty. Relatively, there are more in relative poverty in Mexico than in the US, but I'd imagine there is little absolute poverty in Mexico. The fact is, it is unjustifiable to call Mexico a third-world country. I'd wager you to go to Mexico, then go to any African nation like Sudan, which isn't even the bottom ten, and then you'd see a real third world country. Mexico is far more developed and I'd guarantee any Mexican would be offended if you called their homeland an impoverished third-world nation.

Alright that is fair enough, but mind you there are other things that help factor into a third world country other than poverty. But either way it should not be a subject of debate. As for any Mexican feeling offended. After seeing countless stories of the gangs that are just miles away across the border, and them gunning down cops in broad daylight as they maintain control over towns. I really could care less how Mexicans feel.

Heald

10th July 2008, 08:22 AM

Fair does, but:

I really could care less how Mexicans feel.
http://www.incompetech.com/Images/caring.png

Roy Karrde

10th July 2008, 07:00 PM

XD I love that. Put me firmly at the sliver between A little and Zero.

Anyway our Honorable Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has made news today. With Democrats slowly beginning to switch sides as the poll numbers mount against her. The only two that will eventually be left is Obama and Pelosi. One of which, is starting to sound like a raving lunatic.

http://thehill.com/leading-the-news/pelosi-drilling-in-protected-areas-a-hoax-2008-07-10.html

"This call for drilling in areas that are protected is a hoax, it’s an absolute hoax on the part of the Republicans and this administration" Nancy Pelosi on July 10th 2008. When Gas Prices are at $4.10

Now what did this nut job say just a few years back? ( Mind you I withheld the rest of the quote becuase in it's full entirity it is almost sad to see a woman who was swoon over for breaking the cealing and what not in being the first woman speaker. Reduced to just... a lunatic that has lost all grip on reality. )

"Democrats have a commonsense plan to help bring down skyrocketing gas prices" Nancy Pelosi in 2006, back when Gas Prices were at $2.50

Also on a lighter and less political note

http://blogs.chron.com/sciguy/archives/2008/07/is_black_hole_a.html

Apparently "Black Hole" Is a racially insensative term.

firepokemon

10th July 2008, 09:50 PM

Hmm I really don't think either party has a real plan. The fact is oil is going up because speculators play the market and also the increasing fears between Israel and Iran are not going to help anyone. And as the year goes on the United States will enter another winter and prices will go up and up and up. Anything the government in the US could do is what 1 year maybe two or more years away anyway? Sad to say but oil prices are going up. And you know I'm starting to feel it even in my wee car. So if the US can do something, great. I just don't see it happening.

Roy Karrde

10th July 2008, 10:07 PM

Well firePokemon you do realize in a situation like this, the Speculators would actually help us. Becuase the moment that we start to make movements toward drilling, such as giving out contracts. The Speculators will drive the price down, becuase eventually more oil will be on the market, and the US ( one of the largest oil consumers ) will be off the Mid East Oil that drives the market.

mr_pikachu

15th July 2008, 01:08 AM

Roy Karrde

15th July 2008, 01:22 AM

Congress has to remove their now, which they wont, so we're back to it being a pissing contest.

But in case anyone has missed, I did edit my last post. I have the perfect example of STUPID Texans.

http://blogs.chron.com/sciguy/archives/2008/07/is_black_hole_a.html

Heald

15th July 2008, 01:05 PM

CAFC pull out of Iran friendly for political reasons, says Iran (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/7507370.stm)

The funny thing is that I support CAFC, so what the hell lol.

Iran are complaining to FIFA, so CAFC will probably be given a huge fine, mainly because FIFA is run by a bunch of anti-English Frogs and Krauts who want to ruin what was once a beautiful English game as quickly and expensively as possible.

Ultimate Charizard

15th July 2008, 04:25 PM

Funniest thing i find about that is 'Iranian National side vs Charlton Athletic' lol

Heald

15th July 2008, 04:46 PM

Yeah, that was pretty funny.

mr_pikachu

20th July 2008, 01:30 AM

Zimbabwe introduces 100-billion-dollar note (http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080719/bs_afp/zimbabweeconomyinflation_080719174524)

Almost makes you feel sorry for those impoverished millionaires.

firepokemon

21st July 2008, 07:19 AM

The situation in Zimbabwe is shocking. I remember my Grandad a few years ago now visiting it back before all this stuff that is happening now. Anyway, he said what a lovely place it was and how South Africa looked at Zimbabwe as an example of hope. That's not the case anymore. One of the richer African countries are now in serious trouble. And all this starting because Mugabe wanted more blacks to own farm land. The problem, was the way they went about it. New Zealand has had a number of white farmers formerly from Zimbabwe moving here.

Things could have been sorted out in allowing blacks to get some land back, but the way they went about it kicking whites off their land was wrong. It allowed violence and unrest to come and ultimately in doing so they haven't improved the lives of most blacks. Things are certainly worse now.

mr_pikachu

23rd July 2008, 04:29 PM

Cubs fan Steve Bartman offered $25K for just one autograph (http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Cubs-fan-Steve-Bartman-offered-25K-for-just-one?urn=mlb,95542)

In other news, FOX has a new reality show where people can win $25K for getting hit in the face with a shovel.

Heald

23rd July 2008, 07:14 PM

President Bush explains the global economic crisis: Wall Street Got Drunk (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7522335.stm)

Ladies and gentleman, I present the man that 50 million idiots in 2000 and 60 million tools in 2004 decided should run the economy of an economic superpower, which in turn has vast repercussions on economies worldwide.

I'd recommend watching the video; the funniest part is that everyone is trying to hold in their laughter over his ridiculous explanation, and then bursts out laughing over his stupid joke about Laura trying to buy a house, not because the joke was funny, but because this complete tool is completely sincere about Wall Street got drunk bullshit.

Blademaster

23rd July 2008, 07:51 PM

That guy seriously needs his own sitcom. Like, SO fucking badly. It could be called That's Our Dubya!, and it'd follow the bumbling misadventures of our President via a hilarious portrayal of his everyday life.

Ultimate Charizard

23rd July 2008, 08:05 PM

You ever see 2DTV?

That show pretty much says it all.

Toxicity

23rd July 2008, 10:01 PM

Blademaster

24th July 2008, 04:32 PM

That's My Bush was cancelled after several lawsuits complaining about the show's sexual connotations forced the production studio into bankrupcy.

mr_pikachu

25th July 2008, 04:25 AM

Here's a news item for all the Facebook fanatics out there....

Creators of Scrabble knockoff on Facebook sued (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080725/ap_on_hi_te/facebook_scrabble;_ylt=Anp_lWb_cBHdWbPXqa2U19Ss0NU E)

I doubt any monetary damages will result, particularly since I haven't seen any halfway-decent official Scrabble programs online for as long as Scrabulous has been in existence. The creators (or Facebook), however, may very well face a cease and desist order now that Hasbro has entered the internet market.

mr_pikachu

31st July 2008, 11:03 PM

NASA says Mars craft "touched and tasted" water (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080731/sc_nm/space_mars_dc)

Aquafina launches "Red Planet Rain" flavor, taste testers compare it to tap water (http://www.thisstorydoesnotexistbutitwouldbefunnyifitwast rue.hah)

Roy Karrde

1st August 2008, 01:42 PM

http://www.politico.com/blogs/thecrypt/0808/House_Dems_turn_out_out_the_light_but_GOP_keep_tal king.html

We have a fucking hacker in Congress!

Apparently Nancy Pelosi, in her dumbass wisdom decided to ajorn with out a vote on energy drilling. So about 6 Republicans decided to stay there to debate it. That number slowly grew to about 20, which got Pelosi pissed so she had the lights dimmed and the microphones shut off, as well as kicking the media out with House Security

Problem is the idiot didn't realize the House has amazing acoustics seeing how it was built BEFORE the invention of microphones. Anyway long story short, it is still going on, Republicans are encouraging more members to come back, but with out a Microphone, they are now looking for a bull horn.

That is when Arizona Congressman Shadegg decided to sneak into the Speaker's office, and Haxorz the House Microphone system, eventually getting the microphones turned back on briefly.

So yes... we have a true Hacker in Congress!

This whole event could go on all day, or even all weekend. Having free reign to tell their energy policy to the press on the House floor with out any opposing views.

mr_pikachu

1st August 2008, 02:14 PM

Hah! So there's finally a way to get around the vastly overpowered filibuster. Brilliant!

Roy Karrde

1st August 2008, 02:40 PM

Well it's still going on! Two twiterers in Congress are covering the speaches being made.

https://twitter.com/petehoekstra
https://twitter.com/johnculberson

"Mike Pence speaking. He's firing people up. His message. Hill isn't in revolt, this is democracy at work."

Even one Congressman came back in shortsleeves and shorts to join in the fray. It looks like this ( Hopefully ) wont end any time soon.

Edit: Nancy Pelosi has given stricked orders to Capitol Police to shut down the Capitol at 4:30, so about 41 minutes from now. It seems they couldn't shut down them in any other way, so they are going to have the Police throw them out. Free Speach at Work...

mr_pikachu

1st August 2008, 02:54 PM

The press conference with ten central members of the meeting just ended. I think that's the first time I've ever watched C-SPAN.

Roy Karrde

1st August 2008, 03:13 PM

I wish they would allow cameras in to cover it, from some of these twitter bits and pieces, there has been some amazing moments.

"Americans want to take back their country!" <- Manzullo

"I had gotten in my car to drive home and I realized I didn't have enough money to pay for the first tank of gas," said Rogers.

Rep. Kevin Brady returned to thunderous applause when it was announced he had gotten off of a plane right before takeoff in order to deliver a speech. He said the day had turned things completely upside down.

"Normally they clap when I am leaving here with my bags packed," he said with a laugh. "Not the other way around."

The last two are from Politico which is on it's THIRD page on the whole event. Apparently one guy showed up in sandals.

http://www.politico.com/blogs/thecrypt/0808/GOP_talkathon_Part_III_No_shirt_no_tie_No_problem. html?showall

Edit: Closing Pressconference now, the House Security is kicking them out. Rumor has it now President Bush is going to order Congress back to vote on Oil Drilling.

Heald

2nd August 2008, 07:16 AM

Mexico makes biggest sandwich in Latin America (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7538510.stm)

I'll take one to go. Yum.

Roy Karrde

8th August 2008, 09:47 AM

Apparently Russia has now invaded the break away nation of Georgia.

"All day today, they've been bombing Georgia from numerous warplanes and specifically targeting (the) civilian population, and we have scores of wounded and dead among (the) civilian population all around the country," President Mikhail Saakashvili told CNN in an exclusive interview.

"This is the worst nightmare one can encounter," he said.

Asked whether Georgia and Russia were now at war, he said, "My country is in self-defense against Russian aggression. Russian troops invaded Georgia."

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/08/08/georgia.ossetia/index.html

MToolen

8th August 2008, 12:49 PM

It looks like a specific part of Georgia, South Ossetia, is the problem, not the entire country. Meanwhile, Russia has the U.S. under its thumb as the Assistant Secretary of State said that, from what he had heard, Russia is responding to Ossetia's first strike. Not to mention Georgian news sites reporting civilian deaths are apparently being hacked, possibly to hide said deaths.

Heald

9th August 2008, 02:00 PM

This is an interesting dilemma for the US and us Brits. On one hand, we want to keep cordial relations with Russia, but on the other hand, George are our military allies and we are obliged to aid them. I imagine a team of peacekeepers would probably be the most we'd even considered sending.

Anyway, in other news:

Book about the Prophet Muhammad's child bride to be scrapped (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7551598.stm)

I'd like to think in the future, I can live in a world where people could release a book, or in fact do anything really, without fearing the backlash of the most immature, irrational, hate-filled, mindless idiots that plague our planet with their offensive dogma and hypocritical views. Until the human race stops pandering and starts dealing with violent Islamic fundamentalism, our evolution is stunted and no progress at all can be made.

Roy Karrde

9th August 2008, 02:14 PM

This is an interesting dilemma for the US and us Brits. On one hand, we want to keep cordial relations with Russia, but on the other hand, George are our military allies and we are obliged to aid them. I imagine a team of peacekeepers would probably be the most we'd even considered sending.

We could also play it up like we did in Afghanistan. You don't want to piss off Russia/Soviet Union, but you do not want them to make a land grab either. So you find unique ways to supply the Georgia military. We do have 2,000 Georgians leaving Iraq in the next few days. I am sure the US and UK wouldnt mind if they took a few parting gifts with them.

Heald

9th August 2008, 06:04 PM

We could also play it up like we did in Afghanistan. You don't want to piss off Russia/Soviet Union, but you do not want them to make a land grab either. So you find unique ways to supply the Georgia military. We do have 2,000 Georgians leaving Iraq in the next few days. I am sure the US and UK wouldnt mind if they took a few parting gifts with them.
I agree, but as much as we can support the Georgians, nothing short of direct intervention would give Georgia any chance of repelling the vast might of Russia's army. At best, giving them supplies will prolong the conflict, lead to more Russian casualties and give the Georgians a better chance against the Separatists. Still, it is better than no help at all, but realistically the Russians will only be stopped by the UN.

Roy Karrde

9th August 2008, 10:11 PM

I doubt the UN will stop them. And to quote Trey "This means Russia is trying to put the Soviet Union back together again, a little piece at a time."

We can hope to put peace keepers in there, but that wont stop Russia. And really what is scary, is that Russia's excuse, is the same one Germany used to go after the Chechs, at the beginning of WW2.

There is one way I see the world getting into this, well atleast NATO and the EU. That being a major oil pipeline for Europe goes through Georgia. If Russia destroys it, the EU is majorly f'ed when it comes to oil.

Edit: the NYT is now reporting that Russia has advanced past the South Osseta region and is now heading toward the major Georgia city of Gori. It also has broken the Georgia Cease Fire, and has shown that Russia is not satisified with Georgia pulling out of South Osseta ( which they have done ). Now it looks like Russia either wants to take out the Pro Western President, dismantle the Georgia military, or completely take over the country.

Either way Russia's action in moving past South Osseta and passing the cease fire line, have proven that they are not satisified with just South Osseta.

mr_pikachu

16th August 2008, 04:53 AM

An update on the Russia-Georgia conflict.

Tense Georgia awaits Russian truce signature (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080816/ap_on_re_eu/georgia_russia)

We'll see how this affects the situation, if it has any impact at all. Right now, it's hard to be sure of anything.

Heald

16th August 2008, 05:06 AM

All this sabre-rattling shows that Putin and Medvedev are nothing but a couple of crazy Russians who want to become the one superpower and for these heinous crimes they need to be taken to a war crimes court. Their actions in these past weeks have been absolutely inexcusable.

mr_pikachu

16th August 2008, 08:00 AM

On a lighter note... sort of...

Did a guy with no arms and legs recently pass you in a triathlon? (http://sports.espn.go.com/espnmag/story?id=3531648)

EDIT: Ellen DeGeneres marries girlfriend at home in L.A. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080817/tv_nm/degeneres_dc)

mr_pikachu

18th August 2008, 08:31 PM

Texas school district to let teachers carry guns (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080815/ts_nm/texas_guns_dc;_ylt=Ao6wj5tx1b55nxX1dx7rTo_2_sEF)

You knew it would happen eventually. Discuss!

Roy Karrde

18th August 2008, 08:38 PM

Texas school district to let teachers carry guns (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080815/ts_nm/texas_guns_dc;_ylt=Ao6wj5tx1b55nxX1dx7rTo_2_sEF)

You knew it would happen eventually. Discuss!

Smart Smart SMART decision. I wish they would do that in schools everywhere. That being said, the reason why they allowed it was becuase they are in ruial Texas and the nearest Police Station is 30 Miles away. So if you have a student bring a gun in, that is almost 30 minutes of unstoppable fish in a barrel shooting before the cops showed up.

mr_pikachu

21st August 2008, 03:41 PM

Feds: Fires took down building next to twin towers (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080821/ap_on_go_ot/attacks_collapse)

Today's lesson: Jet fuel + high speed collision = really hot heat.

Just for fun, 16-year-old drops out of school to play Guitar Hero (http://tech.yahoo.com/blogs/null/101746)

The Blue Avenger

23rd August 2008, 09:17 AM

Florida has record-breaking bad luck with Fay (http://enews.earthlink.net/article/top?guid=20080823/48af8b40_3ca6_1552620080823-611308279), as Fay is the first tropical storm ever to hit a state for different times.

Man, the big man upstairs obviously has something to say about Florida.

MToolen

23rd August 2008, 03:35 PM

Scotland declares war... on seagulls (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080822/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_britain_seagulls)

I just found the title to be hilarious, although I guess it's a serious problem.

mr_pikachu

23rd August 2008, 04:34 PM

From New Orleans repeating deadly levee mistakes (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080823/ap_on_re_us/katrina_repeating_the_past):

Tyrone Marshall, a 48-year-old bread vendor, is one person who doesn't believe he's going to flood again.

"They've heightened the levees. They're raised up. It makes me feel safe," he said as he toiled outside his home in hard-hit Gentilly, a formerly flooded property refashioned into a California-style bungalow.

Yeah... height doesn't matter much when the levees break. Of course, the 50+ levee breaches that occurred when Katrina struck couldn't possibly happen again, right?

Roy Karrde

25th August 2008, 08:40 AM

BBC News Girl wants to show the Humanity of the Taliban (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1602644.ece#OTC-RSS&ATTR=News)

See this kind of stupidity is a special brand, and I would say we need to make sure she doesn't have children or reproduces in any way. There is no humanity with the Taliban, even if you take away the events after 9/11 and just focus on the time between their rise in '94 and their destruction in '01 there is no humanity with them. They are thugs and bastards that destroyed the lives of women and girls in the name of extreme Islam.

Heald

25th August 2008, 10:43 AM

Blademaster

25th August 2008, 10:39 PM

Roy Karrde

25th August 2008, 10:56 PM

I actually commend Doucet. There are so few people in this world with the heart to say what she said...

Her reasons for saying it, I don't know. But on the off-chance that she was authentically speaking out of compassion, then I'm glad she did so.

The problem is that what she is saying, is out of pure stupidity.

The world outside of Afghanistan really has no idea the kind of horrors brought on the Afghan people by the Taliban. And the sick disgusting way they treat women. Which I find particuarly ironic, becuase if she were in Afghanistan in the 90s, and she had said something that the Taliban didnt like, she would have been beaten to death.

There is a movie out, the first movie produced, directed, and stared by only Afghanis called Osama. The name has nothing to do with Osama Bin Laden. But is a true story and the forced male name of a 12 year old girl, who's father has just died. With out any other male member of the family to work or even "lead a woman through the streets". Her mom dresses her up like a man, and has her going to work.

Eventually the Taliban discover her, they beat her, humiliate her, and then force her into a slave marriage with a 40 year old man.

You can probably find this movie on Amazon or most Blockbuster Videos. It really shows the "Humanity" of the Taliban.

Blademaster

26th August 2008, 10:36 AM

My point is that just because the Taliban is too blinded by their extremist beliefs and their insane perversion of an already-sketchy practice (religion) to show humanity doesn't mean that they lack it altogether.

mr_pikachu

27th August 2008, 06:43 PM

mr_pikachu

28th August 2008, 07:42 PM

Think of the people who deserve to have a solid gold statue made in their images. Does a great leader like Abraham Lincoln come to mind? Maybe a saint like Mother Teresa? (Actually, she'd probably roll over in her grave.) Perhaps that guy who stopped the tanks in Tienanmen Square would be a worthy choice, or even one of the millions of rescue workers who have died over the years saving someone else's life.

You probably wouldn't think of Kate Moss (http://news.yahoo.com/s/eonline/20080828/en_celeb_eo/26366).

Blademaster

28th August 2008, 07:52 PM

Heald

30th August 2008, 10:04 AM

Someone builds a 4-foot long SNES controller that actually works (http://kotaku.com/5043796/at-last--a-4+foot-snes-controller-that-works)

Finally! A controller that is nearly as big as the XBox controller and for a console people actually gave a shit about!

The Blue Avenger

31st August 2008, 08:34 AM

New Orleans evacuation ordered (http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/31/us/31orleans.html?_r=1&th&emc=th&oref=slogin)

Yeah, it... it's probably good that this is happening now.

Crystal Mew

31st August 2008, 09:44 AM

wow, its been 3 years since katrina already? time sure flies.
maybe this time the city will be ready, and it wont be such a catastrophe as it was last time.

Toxicity

31st August 2008, 06:26 PM

Roy Karrde

31st August 2008, 06:32 PM

Yeah, it looks like they learned their lesson, basing from this and accounts from family on the other side of Pontchartrain who are already getting ready just in case.

In other news, Florida's just now getting over Fay, is getting slapped already as far east as Tallahassee by the northern and easternmost bands from Gustav, and is at risk later this week with Hanna. Lovely.

They also have a better Governor now which is making a very very big difference. Although they still need to get rid of that utterly stupid Mayor. But atleast now they are being completely pro active in their approach. Although I still fear were going to have looters after wards and gang members shooting at aircraft just like in Katrina.

mr_pikachu

1st September 2008, 01:35 PM

UK banking giant de-pants irate customer over password (http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20080828-uk-banking-giant-de-pants-irate-customer-over-password.html)

This is just... weird. Maybe a little scary too, but mostly weird.

Oh, and sorry to burst your bubble, but there's already a thread (http://www.pokemasters.net/forums/showthread.php?t=17640) for hurricane season discussion.

The Blue Avenger

1st September 2008, 02:42 PM

In my defense, that thread is called "fay." and not "gustav." :(

mistysakura

1st September 2008, 06:14 PM

Cells change identity in promising breakthrough (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080827/ap_on_he_me/med_cell_identity_switch)

Ironically, this may be a step against the stem cell movement. Imagine if you could just reprogram a bunch of cells to do something else... there would be no need for replacements. We'd just use the ones we already have!

Oh, and don't miss this one... Arctic sea ice drops to 2nd lowest level on record (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080827/ap_on_sc/sci_arctic_ice). What I love about this article is that it completely ignores the obvious: the fact that we've had less ice in the past automatically implies cyclical change! Evidently, the ice reformed in the past. It may very well do so again. But no, we'd rather panic. Go us.

Uh, no, because the lowest point on record was last September, at the end of last summer. Since this summer has yet to end, and obviously ice melts faster in the summer, we could break that record this year. And even if we don't, it's going to take more than one year to establish a recovery trend.

Re: password-changing, hey I didn't even know you could use spaces in passwords. But those bank workers really have nothing better to do, eh? Shouldn't passwords be in encrypted databases anyway? How strange.

mr_pikachu

2nd September 2008, 11:29 PM

Uh, no, because the lowest point on record was last September, at the end of last summer. Since this summer has yet to end, and obviously ice melts faster in the summer, we could break that record this year. And even if we don't, it's going to take more than one year to establish a recovery trend.

Touche. We may have to discuss this in more depth later, but for now I'll accept the trumping of my initial point. ^_^

Now, either I'm a total nerd, or this really is way freaking cool: Robot Helicopter Teaches Itself How to Fly (http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/robothelicopterteachesitselfhowtofly)

Roy Karrde

2nd September 2008, 11:32 PM

Now, either I'm a total nerd, or this really is way freaking cool: Robot Helicopter Teaches Itself How to Fly (http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/robothelicopterteachesitselfhowtofly)

All I can hear in my head is the f'ing Terminator theme after seeing that link.

Then again when ever I see these pushes of science either in AI or other things, a line from Jurassic Park keeps coming back to me.

Dr. Ian Malcolm: Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should

Blademaster

3rd September 2008, 04:09 PM

DarkestLight

3rd September 2008, 04:32 PM

LOL @ Roy's JP quote. Yes, yes after reading that, I'm ready for the Matrix upload to begin.

Ultimate Charizard

3rd September 2008, 04:34 PM

We wont be that lucky. Terminator would be a much more realistic expectation.

The thing is, most scientists are infact sci-fi nerds so when their SuperAI or bio engineered mutant does finally turn on them they will have no excuse. Infact they will probably have some sort of epiphany, realising the Irony of the moment...and then everyone dies!

mr_pikachu

3rd September 2008, 11:07 PM

Scientists use particle accelerator to date wine (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080903/sc_nm/france_wine_dc)

Yeah, if I had a particle accelerator, that's exactly how I'd use it. Making sure that wine is as old as people say it is. Welcome to the future!

Also in the "unusual uses for high technology" column, Will ultrasound make game controllers obsolete? (http://videogames.yahoo.com/feature/will-ultrasound-make-game-controllers-obsolete-/1243565)

It's like something out of a sci-fi flick... except it's actually real.

Roy Karrde

6th September 2008, 11:29 PM

Girl married at 9, killed at 17 by her parents for seeking a divorce (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24302102-401,00.html)

Pakistan, a country that harbors Bin Laden and Al Qaeda, that in many ways funds the Taliban. And oh yes, practices a form of Islam which usually ends up with child brides and the murdering of women.

Should we be outraged? Should we even be surprised? No becuase Pakistan is our friend and ally, who pretends to give a damn about Al Qaeda and Women's Rights, while gratefully taking in millions of tax payers dollars.

mr_pikachu

9th September 2008, 11:47 AM

Biologists on the Verge of Creating New Form of Life (http://blog.wired.com/wiredscience/2008/09/biologists-on-t.html?npu=1&mbid=yhp)

Welcome to the future.

EDIT: Man says he's eaten 23,000 Big Macs since 1972 (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080909/ap_on_fe_st/odd23000_big_macs)

Yum?

mr_pikachu

9th September 2008, 10:48 PM

I'm sorry, but this deserves a new post.

Bulgarian women's ice hockey loses 82-0; gives up more goals in four tournament games than Red Wings did last regular season (http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Bulgarian-women-s-ice-hockey-loses-82-0-gives-u?urn=nhl,106362)

Wow. Just... wow. I'm trying to fathom how it's possible to give up 82 goals in a single game. And giving up 192 goals in a four-game span... absolutely absurd.

mr_pikachu

18th September 2008, 03:13 PM

12-year-old Revolutionizes the Solar Cell (http://blog.wired.com/geekdad/2008/09/12-year-old-rev.html?npu=1&mbid=yhp)

Wow. This kid rocks. Screw standing around and talking about the need for alternative energy sources; he's using his head and doing something about it.

mr_pikachu

29th September 2008, 12:41 AM

I'm the only one posting here, la la la la la....

SpaceX launches 1st commercial rocket into orbit (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080928/ap_on_re_us/rocket_launch)

Perhaps the leisurely interplanetary flights of The Fifth Element aren't so far in the future after all.

And just for laughs... Is this the world's most addictive game? (http://videogames.yahoo.com/feature/is-this-the-world-s-most-addictive-game-/1248496)

"Remember the name Michael Fromwiller, because he just ruined your life."

Drago

30th September 2008, 11:45 PM

Man punches shark to save dog (http://www.miamiherald.com/news/5min/story/707023.html). Headline says it all. I say... wow.
This guy is like one of the baddest mofos in the whole world. Screw paying thousands of dollars to hire some bozo bodyguard to stand around and look suspiciously at everyone, this 53-year old man punches sharks. Hell yeah.

mr_pikachu

1st October 2008, 05:19 PM

Nice find, D-Knight! Yeah, that dude totally rocks.

Maria Sharapova could be yours for a cool $10,000 (http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/post/Maria-Sharapova-could-be-yours-for-a-cool-10-00?urn=top,111671)

My favorite part:

We've got ourselves a bit of a financial crisis in America these days, right? Well, if Ms. Sharapova is willing to let herself go for a mere ten large, how much do you think Tom Brady could fetch? Natalie Gulbis? Dale Earnhardt Jr.? Derek Jeter?

Time to think outside the box here, people. We've given our athletes so much -- is it so wrong to ask them to start giving back in return?

Roy Karrde

4th October 2008, 01:00 AM

GUILTY!

OJ Simpson has just been found guilty on Armed Robbery and Kidnapping on all counts. He is looking at 15 till Life.

Blademaster

4th October 2008, 01:50 AM

OJ Simpson has just been found guilty

FINALLY!!! Fuck yeah! The system DOES work after all! :lemoncool:

on Armed Robbery and Kidnapping on all counts.

........

I...

But...

That...

How...

........

(leaves)

Roy Karrde

4th October 2008, 01:55 AM

Don't focus on the How, just think that finally he will be getting the Ass Rape he so deserves when he reaches Gen Pop in Prison.

mr_pikachu

4th October 2008, 06:58 PM

I wonder how long it will be before one of Simpson's cellmates publishes a book entitled If I Did Him.

EDIT: Turns out that in Vegas, Simpson's unlucky number was 13 (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081004/ap_on_re_us/oj_simpson).

In why-the-hell-did-I-return-to-sports news... Tour organizer: Armstrong has embarrassed race (http://sports.yahoo.com/sc/news?slug=ap-tourdefrance-armstrong&prov=ap&type=lgns).

This is one of the few cases where an athlete has come out of retirement and I pity him more than the sport.