[GAME] Truth Or Dare!! (poss. Adult Content) (m.p. TML)

[Heald]

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Truth Or Dare!!

Original concept by: who knows (probably Ron Jeremy)

Rules

As I've completely forgotten how the original game was run, this is how we're going to do it.

1) Sign-ups are closed. We will have a maximum of 10 players and only when there are 9 or less players will I reopen sign-ups.

2) Whoever was last asked Truth Or Dare must pick another player and ask them Truth or Dare. When that person completes the challenge or answers the question, they pick the next person (try not to revenge against the person who picked you, otherwise it just goes back and forth).

3) As far as questions go, we're not above anything too raunchy, just don't post anything too disgusting. To be honest, I don't really care how many dead pigs someone has slept with, and I'd be far better off not knowing either. Otherwise, no holds barred, unless a mod decides to step in, which I can't really do anything about.

4) i) Dares, obviously, have to be internet-based. Could be anything from daring them to keep their text pink for a week to banning them from using a certain letter in their posts etc. Just don't make them do anything that is illegal. I'm not talking about breaking the forum rules, just stuff like posting certain kinds of images that could earn you a one way ticket to federal 'pound you in the ass' prison. Stuff like sending them to spam other forums is also acceptable, provided the other forum doesn't get the gist that we're responsible. We don't exactly want our forums to be invaded by a bunch of tools. Again, if a mod steps in, tough shit.

4) ii) Henceforth, the following kinds of dares are banned:

Any sort of Youtube dare, as not everyone has access to some sort of video recording equipment.


5) Your dare must be completed before you can ask a question. If you don't complete it in 36 hours, I'll kick you out of the game. If the challenge is something that will conceivably take longer than a couple of hours (e.g. posting in pink for a week, getting banned from the green forums) then you must initiate the challenge and show proof of this (and, if possible, update us with your progress while completing this) and then ask the next person truth or dare, so to keep the game going. There's no point waiting a week for you to complete your challenge while we sit around doing nothing.

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Players

Heald
ACE135CC
Crystal Mew
Dark-San
shinypkmnchaser
Houndoom_Lover
Inferno_Dragon
Crazy Elf Boy
Master Rudy
Mikachu Yukitatsu

[Magmar]

I'm in, but you knew that already. Mwahaha, this should be interesting..

[Clark]

I sign up. Bring on the fun!

[Toxicity]

I'm game. Could use a little fun right now.

[Blademaster]

Optomistic as ever, eh Laura?

Count me in!

[Heald]

Right, since we have 5 people, lets go!

Blademaster...truth or dare?

God, this sounds gay as hell.

[Crystal Mew]

I wanna play too! =)

[Bulbasaur4]

Me too!!!
*raises hand*

[Blademaster]

Dare.

[Heald]

Right then, think you can post without using the letter D for a week? Go on, I dare ya. Feel free to post your victim's name as soon as you read this. Just don't say 'Dare' ;)

And that includes post titles too, e.g. the post title of this post is Re: [GAME] Truth Or Dare!! (poss. Adult Content) (m.p. TML), which obviously has a D in it.

[Blademaster]

A week without using the fourth letter of our alphabet? Piece of cake.

Bulbasaur4, truth? Or... the alternative?

[Heald]

You forgot to edit the title of your post...hehehe.

[Magmar]

You forgot to edit the title of your post...hehehe.

Should he change his name? Blademaster has a d in it.

[Zak]

I just wanted to let you know that I'm in.

[Heald]

Should he change his name? Blademaster has a d in it.

Nah, just the content of his posts.

Also, you're in Zak.

[Dark-San]

Looks interesting! I want to have a go at it too.

[Heald]

I'd also better clarify, if you quote someone or something Blademaster, make sure to take out the Ds in their name or post. Or just don't quote. Mwahahaha.

[Bulbasaur4]

Hmmm... I'll go with Truth this time, to intermix between the dares. ^_^

[Mega Horny]

I want in.

[mr_pikachu]

I'm not in, haha! :keke: But question. Does the "no D" rule also apply to tags? Like, would Blade be unable to post in Verdana? And what about his D-loaded sig?

...I'm going to enjoy thinking up new ways to torment you using other people's dares, Blademaster. Muahahaha*cough*haaaa...

[Blademaster]

You guys are a bunch of assholes. :sweat:

Alright, Bulbasaur4, Truth... Um... Uh...

OK. What member of TPM is the one you want to kill the most?

[Heald]

Nah, only things he can control in his posting window. Anything else is off limits.

[Bulbasaur4]

Well, I don't want to kill anyone... but I suppose if I had to kill one person on TPM (you know, or else the world would blow up and everyone would die anyway...) I'd off Roy.

That way I can complete my masterful plan to take over the RPG forums with Weasel as my loyal lacky. XD XD

But hrmm... Toxicity, Truth or Dare?

[Toxicity]

Shweet. I go a lot sooner than I originally thought I would.

Um... I think I'll be a little cautious today and go with Truth.

[Bulbasaur4]

Oh, we're gonna go with the old fashion "Burn, Save, Marry route." :3

You have to Burn a TPMer, Save a TPMer and Marry a TPMer. Whom would you choose for each catagory?

:3

[Toxicity]

Ooh. Yay. Fun question! :3

Hrm... so many options.

Well, I really don't like seeing anybody feeling any sort of pain, even if they hate me to death. Although then again, there is a certain Roy Karrde that does love being abused by the flamethrower. Save is a wide catagory. Probably Crystal Tears because she's so awesome and as equally nice. As for marry... um. I dunno. Probably Jamey, whatever he's doing nowandays...

tl;dr burn Roy Karrde, save Crystal Tears, and marry fat man with a monkey sounds about right.

But now the next turn. Mega Horny! Truth or Dare?

[Shadow Wolf]

Are LSU's accepted?

If yes, then, can I join? :D

[Heald]

Yup, you're in.

[Toxicity]

Not just a bump...

Heald, should there be a time limit on how long a person replies to being asked "Truth or Dare?" I ask this because Mega Horny has been around TPM at least once since I chose to ask him said question a little over 60 hours ago, so I don't know whether to wait or just get the game going.

[Heald]

I said 72 hours. He currently has 11 hours, then I'll lock him out of the game until he returns.

Although on that note, I might change it to 48 hours just to speed things up.

[Magmar]

I thought it was to me! I saw Mega Horny and thought it said Magmar for some reason o_O;;

[Heald]

Well, it's been 72 hours, so Toxicity can choose a new target.

I'm changing the limit to 48 hours too.

[Toxicity]

Magmar, did you want to go?

If not, Truth or Dare goes to Dark-San.

[Dark-San]

I will wait until Magmar replies to this.

But if you are okay with it, I can go with a Dare.

[Houndoom_Lover]

Oooo, can I join. I found this by searching Ron Jeremy for kicks! (Best song ever) ^.^ Can I join? Am I allowed?

[Heald]

Sure thing.

[Magmar]

I'll do a Truth!

[Toxicity]

Alright, Magmar! (don't worry, Dark...you'll get picked soon! :3)

Here's an interesting question:

How many people have you admittingly mistaken the gender of in all? As in, both online and offline, actual person and video game character.

[Magmar]

I could never count! But I'd say a good dozen or so in recent years that I can recall. Don't forget I go to a lot of gay clubs with lots and lots of hot and convincing drag queens! :) :)

Heald, truth or dare?

[Heald]

Ooh...dare me, I'm such a bitch!

[Magmar]

I dare you to write a 600 to 700 word fanfic about one of the active moderators of the Fanfic forum, that moderator being the central character: a retard with magical powers and a serious, uncontrollable case of Tourettes. You must incorporate an execution scene, a llama, an African princess, and the phrase "Tits on rye". This must be posted in the next 48 hours in the Fanfic forum and on one other active Pokemon message board. You must keep the name of the moderator, and may incorporate any two other TPM members except yourself and me into the story. You must title the thread: "Retards on Ice".

[Heald]

Consider it done. The results will be posted within 48 hours.

In the meantime, I ask Dark-San: truth or dare?

[Dark-San]

Dare!

I would go for anything else; except a demand that prohibits me from watching anime for a week. :)

[darktyranitar]

Hey, can I join in as well? :)

[Bulbasaur4]

Oh this is going to be hilarious... XD

[Blademaster]

Not to be a killjoy, but can we put a limit on the sign-ups? I've never seen a version of this game where people can just show up whenever while the game's going on and start playing.

[Magmar]

Not to be a killjoy, but can we put a limit on the sign-ups? I've never seen a version of this game where people can just show up whenever while the game's going on and start playing.

Why not?

[Heald]

Okay Dark-San, I have no idea what your drawing skills are like, but draw two of your favourite anime characters having a battle, preferably incorporating a cabbage. Doesn't have to be good, but it should be recognisable. Can be hand-drawn or in MS paint. Extra credit for making it an animated gif. Please submit this to the Fanart forum within the next 48 hours.

Also, darkytyranitar is in. I don't really see a need to put a limit on sign-ups...I'm putting how many truths and dares people have done next to their names to ensure people get a fair number for turns.

Also, can we refrain from naming the green forum? You-Know-Who might be lurking.

[Dark-San]

Argh! you hit the nail, Heald. >.<;

You are talking to a person whose last prior experience in drawing stretches some odd nine years ago.

I will have it done within an hour or so to post it up. But mind you, don't laugh if it comes out a mess. These days I am reduced to drawing stick men.

Edit*~ Faiz, you are next up in my list!

Truth or Dare?

[Toxicity]

Lulzkiller. :P

Also, you forgot who you were giving the next turn to!

[darktyranitar]

Cool, I'm in! Thanks, Heald.


Oh, already in the game eh? Alright...

I pick Truth.

[Zak]

Also, can we refrain from naming the green forum? You-Know-Who might be lurking.

I'm pretty sure he doesn't care anymore. But if the tiny chance he does, what's he going to do? Troll this thread? I'd say it's not as much of an issue now.

[Dark-San]

Okay Dark-San, I have no idea what your drawing skills are like, but draw two of your favourite anime characters having a battle, preferably incorporating a cabbage. Doesn't have to be good, but it should be recognisable. Can be hand-drawn or in MS paint. Extra credit for making it an animated gif. Please submit this to the Fanart forum within the next 48 hours.

I do not know who from SPP is lurking around here. But if the person is here to troll this thread, you will know that the mods here, ain't stupid to let him do that. He could try but he will know that he would be earning one- way no return ticket to banland for sure. ^.^

Okay, here is my topic (http://www.pokemasters.net/forums/showthread.php?p=353637#post353637) posted. The picture is hand-drawn and it was done within an hour.

As for Faiz, you spoiled the fun by choosing the truth.

Okay here is my question.

You do remember my poll on the seven deadly sins that man is capable of performing. Of these seven sins and seven virtues, do assigned them to any TPMers, who you think best describes and why?

[Heald]

Dare done.

Green forum version (http://www.serebiiforums.com/showthread.php?t=298954)

TPM Version (http://www.pokemasters.net/forums/showthread.php?t=16809)

[Magmar]

Well done, Heald!!

[darktyranitar]

lol at Heald's fic. Wicked. :waycool:

Right, I have to resort to the search button in finding the answer... Anyway, here it goes:

Seven deadly sins
Seven ways to win
...and seven TPMers

Lust: Mega Horny. The name says it all :P
Gluttony: firepokemon, since I could relate him with deleted posts/spams, and deleted posts/spams = posts wasted = gluttony. So... yeah.
Wrath: Blademaster. I tell ya, don't mess with him, man. Don't ****ing mess with him...
Sloth: mr_pikachu (procrastination). For more information, take a peek at the Twisted Wishes game, version 3.0 (yessir, he wished he didn't procrastinate so much; and he wished for it twice, too)
Pride: I think Roy Karrde deserve this category for his constant nagging on his RPGs (most of the time). The way I see it, he see his RPG as mainly his possession, in which he owns the plot, and has the right to nag everyone else to post in ASAP, no matter whatever it is that they are doing... Oh, and CotR2 artistic clash, anyone?
Envy: A tough one... I ponder on this long and hard, and after a mild headache, the only name I could come up with is Houndoom_lover. Why? Because, um... um... okay, I have no idea why I chose her, okay? Brain's neardly died thinking for this particular category... forgive me.
Greed: Little_Pikachu. Power hungry, iron-fist ruler... fits the criteria, IMO.

Yeap, that's it... and, uh, spare those death threat, guys ^^;;


Next up... Zak, I ask you this: Truth or Dare?

[Houndoom_Lover]

Because I'm jelous of each and everyone of you, and plot to kill you all in your sleep and steal your things! ^.^ Plus, I look jiggy jammin' in short shorts!

[Zak]

I'm kinda sleepy right now... so truth.

[darktyranitar]

Okay:

So far, how many girlfriends do you have (including those you broke up with)? Give us a brief story on how you met her (or them, if there is more than one), and (if it applies) why did you break up with her/them.

[Zak]

Hehe DT, you're lucky you didn't ask Becca that, she'd get offended easily at such a question (no joke!)

By "do you have" you mean "have I had", I presume. Right now I HAVE zero.

Also I'll assume you mean offline, then 3 (this is counting the one that was online that I had later met offline). Online relationships are silly now, sometimes I wonder why I did it. Though guess I learned from it. Three of them go here and one is actually playing this game. I know I'm not counting online ones, but since they deserve credit and probably will read this I'll name them: Sam (CM), Katie, Ash. And Kayla was the one that was both. I'd kinda be an asshole to answer this question without at least mentioning Sam, even though it was online and years ago.
For the record, here are all my relationships that aren't online or one night stands.


Not gonna mention names (except for the one you guys know), and instead of going in chronological order I'll say the easiest to talk about.

-The one most of you probably know that was both online and offline is here. She mods OA, and she's probably not gonna read this unless some asshole links her to it, but in case that does happen, hi, I'll try to be civil here. Split up mostly cause of distance. There were other reasons, but I'll leave it at that. Hey, at least I didn't avoid the whole question. But anyone who wants to know more, PM me (most people wouldn't have the audacity to even say that).

-Dunno what to call this since it was kinda one-sided from the start, back in seventh grade. In short, she was kinda using me and had planned to leave me all along. As hot as she was, most guys would probably think it's worth it to let someone like that use you just so you could have the status of being in a relationship with her and maybe a little action, but it's totally not. Out of everyone in my life I have ever met, she's probably the one who I'd have no sympathy if she got a combination of leprosy and cancer.

-This girl in Israel. Not last year, but way back when I lived there. I think the reasons are pretty obvious. I was actually thinking of visiting her last year, but it would have been awkward. Plus, I think she moved to Phildelphia or something.


Okay, glad that's over.

Clark (as in ACE135CC), ToD?

[Clark]

I'll take a truth. Oh my I want to post juicy infoz.

[Zak]

Right... okay, not an original question I know, but should be an interesting answer if it indeed is the truth.

I don't think there is a rule against asking a question similar to the one you were just asked. So what is the most amount of online girlfriends you have had here AT ONE TIME? If you can remember... when exactly was it and name them all.

[Clark]

lol hmm...
well I can't exactly remember all of the ones I had..but from what I recall off the top of my head, 2. Not exactly when it was, but sometime when I was active here, probably sometime 2003. Both of their names were Ashley(one of them the girl that laid kainashi, not sure the other). But yea, thats the only time I can remember. There were others, but can't remember.

Edit: oh yea...sam(crystal mew) ToD?

[Dark-San]

My guess is that Clark might have to choose another target since the 48 hours deadline would be up soon.

[Zak]

Come on Sam, don't be a flake! :mad:

[Crystal Mew]

TRUTH.....

[Clark]

aww everyone wanted to see you na.....anyways..

sam. out of all the females on tpm, which one do you find most attractive enough that you would make out with her?

[Crystal Mew]

:rolleyes:

I dont think I could ever find some girl SOOOOO attractive that I'd make out with her, cause I just dont lean that way...but.

I think katie is the prettiest!!! :)


oook so. hondoom lover, ToD??

[Houndoom_Lover]

Oh!! Meeeeee? Well, hmm, Dare means I hafta do stuff, and I'm feeling pretty lazy, so I'll pick...

Truth this round!

[Crystal Mew]

Hm. Ok, what is a secret you've never told anyone? either online or real life, whatever you think. I'm pretty sure everyone has secrets in both areas.

my question is so middle school. lmao

[Houndoom_Lover]

Oh, phew! *whips my brow* My little heart beat sped up as it loaded...Hmm, a secret I never shared with anyone...*puts on a thinking face*

My! This is a hardy, actually. There's always someone to tell something too...

I...oh...-.0 I have one, I really enjoy fashion magzines, Galmor (sp?) is my fave. Like, I get Teenvogue- if my friends found out, they'd never shut up. And I never told the internet that, I don't think!

The world knows now!

Now...who to tramatise *looks at the main page*

shinypkmnchaser, you looked lonely!

*drumroll*[announcer voice] TRUTH...OR-DAAAAAARE?[/announcer voice]

[Shadow Wolf]

Sorry for not appearing, but I got very sick this week (I'm still sick, but not as badly as two days ago)

Well, if I still apply, then I'll take a Dare

[Houndoom_Lover]

It best apply, because I dare you to make your front...*debating* raaainbow colour for a week! ^_^ That's right! Each letter a different colour of the raaaainbow!

[Shadow Wolf]

That'll be seven colors, if I'm not mistaken.

I believe everyone was picked, so...

Blade, ToD

[Houndoom_Lover]

Whoot! That's right~ ^.^ How pretty!!!!

[Heald]

For the record, I'm going to stop keeping records. Even this one.

[Blademaster]

Me again, eh?

Well, since I already tried for a dare and it annoyed me to no end...

Dare.

[Shadow Wolf]

God, have mercy of my soul!

"In the dare, you must send a love-letter to a TPM girl. You can choose the girl, as long as she is a TPM member. The answer of the girl is optional, and of course, a "PS" should be added saying that it's all part of this game so that the one who runs into trouble would be the person who dared you to this."

[Heald]

I bet that took a while.

[Blademaster]

Sweet. I'll send it to Suzie.

[Houndoom_Lover]

Wahahaha! You bet it did! You're a trooper, Louis!

[Toxicity]

"Hey!"

*presses A button*

"Listen!"

Blade, you forgot to ask somebody Truth or Dare!

[Blademaster]

Actually, no I didn't. I was TRYING to fix my SHIT computer first.

But since you're so impatient, Toxicity... Truth or Dare?

[Toxicity]

Wow. No need to get angry. How is impatience relevant to me pointing out that you had a post you could have asked said question in when you were online...

Once again, I'm really sorry if you get pissed off because of me.

And...truth.

[Blademaster]

Truth, huh? Here's the question.

What is the one concrete thing that you're more afraid of than anything else in the world?

EDIT: I was mad at the computer, not you. Chill out.

EDIT2: PM sent. Louis, expect a banning anytime now.

[Toxicity]

Okay. Before this thread becomes an e-fistfight right before my own eyes...

What one thing in the physical world am I afraid of more than anything else?

I can't really say I'm afraid of one thing, although from personal experience I still get queasy and uneasy thinking about specula. So I guess you could say that. (speculum is the singular form)

So...Zak, truth or dare?

[darktyranitar]

Hehe DT, you're lucky you didn't ask Becca that, she'd get offended easily at such a question (no joke!)

Ah, really? Better keep that in mind then. ^^

And speaking of Zak, it seems that approximately 42 hours have passed since Toxicity posted her ToD, hm?

[Shadow Wolf]

EDIT2: PM sent. Louis, expect a banning anytime now.

Um, yeah, but before I get banned, I think that my fellow companions want to see what you wrote...

...and I need some kind of proof (like the letter itself. A link to it should do the trick, right guys?

[Zak]

Does it count if I notice before someone else notices and gets picked? Sorry btw, I choose Truth.

[Toxicity]

Ooh. Nice choice. But how to be relevant to what would've been dare...

Okay.

Do you actually find yourself giving in to a stereotype commonly associated with being Jewish? If none applies, what stereotype have you seen played out the most out of any ethnicity or social group?

[Zak]

I'm not sure I understand what you mean... as in, do I often associate myself with a stereotype? Or do I agree with a stereotype? The second question made me think the latter but I'll answer both just to be safe.

Most of the common Jewish stereotype applies to the American/British Jews, or rather basically anyone but those from Israel, because over there they don't really stand out. I can't really say I can think of one for myself, besides that I like to argue a lot. And the fact that I live in Newton. Other than that... well, my brother wants to be a stand-up comedian, my dad likes to save money, and my mom says "oy" sometimes.
There are probably more that I see throughout my friends, but obviously I notice these the most. I hope that's the answer you were looking for...

Everybody's already gone it seems. I know he just went two turns ago, but the limit is whoever last went. So, again, Blademaster, ToD?

[Blademaster]

Dare me, suckuh.

I'll PM you with your 'proof' later, Louis. After I receive it from Little_Pikachu.

[Zak]

Wow, you really are a masochistic daredevil...

Suck up to Andrew for a week. I'll be watching you very closely.

[Shadow Wolf]

I'll PM you with your 'proof' later, Louis. After I receive it from Little_Pikachu.

Hmm... OK!

Oh, BTW, since I have not been around for a few days, then I'll take this day as the last rainbow day.


*The Final Fantasy victory song is played on the background*

[Blademaster]

......

What, praytell, would happen if I REFUSE a Dare?

[Houndoom_Lover]

Gasp! o.o Sucking up may explode him!!! EXPLODE! And good job, Big L ^_^! After deciding to do my tilte in rainbow, I want someone else to feel the HORROR!! ^_^

[Zak]

......

What, praytell, would happen if I REFUSE a Dare?

Then you're probably banned from this game and you're marked forever on TPM as a pussy and your e-reputation is ruined. Or something.

I don't call the shots on the first part though, just a hunch, but let's wait for Heald. Or you can just do it.

But of all dares to possibly refuse, that one? Jeebus.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Do you mind if I join this game?

[Heald]

Jeez louise, why can't you children just play nice.

Blade, do the dare or leave the game. Your call.

Also, welcome to the jungle Inferno_Dragon.

[Blademaster]

Fine, I'll do it.

Now someone has to pay.

darktyranitar, Truth or Dare?

[Toxicity]

I'm just posting to say I'm taking a needed personal leave from the site for now.

Heald, feel free to lock me out or something until I post a return.

[darktyranitar]

Uh, oh... Blade's a-pissed!

(Oh, and it has been about... 3 days since he last asked the question? ^^;; )

Anyway... oh, why not? Dare.

[Blademaster]

Dare.

OK, darktyranitar, I dare you to set up a video camera, drink a bottle of hot sauce, post it on Youtube, and link it here for us to see.

[Magmar]

*Rolls*
I'm still active, by the way! Just been waiting. :)

[Zak]

And you're doing a decent job so far. See, I knew you had it in yourself!

[darktyranitar]

Ugh. A bottle of hot sauce. Nice. >>

As much as I'd like to do said dare, there is some problem though:

1) My laptop - which would be doing all the recording - can't connect properly to the internet;
2) The PC that I'm using now has a really slow internet speed; and
3) There's no hot sauce sold anywhere in my college (IIRC);

Yeah, lots of excuses, I know... but sorry; I don't think the dare can be carried out. For now, anyway.

So, in this case... maybe a different dare then? ^^;; Or it's a one way ticket outta here for me? :O


And in the meantime... Magmar: ToD?

[Heald]

Sounds like a reasonable excuse that I can't be bothered to argue. Something more reasonable perhaps?

[Blademaster]

Well, fuck. -_- Was worth a shot.

Fine, something lame then. I dare you to forward a PM to someone who doesn't know you and/or doesn't like you on this site.

This PM will contain an image of the ring from The Ring, along with a bold red message stating that the receiver will die in seven days.

There? You guys happy now that I picked something lame. -.- Stupid Malaysian colleges...

[darktyranitar]

That's Matriculation to you, dude.

Alright, send over the PM... Do I need to show any kind of proof of it or something?

Let's not forget that it's Magmar's turn now, btw. ToD?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Anyone mind if I join this little game of truth or dare

[Heald]

Yeah, go ahead.

[darktyranitar]

*Cough*

Alright... Inferno_Dragon. Truth or Dare?

[Magmar]

*Rolls* Ahhhhhhhhhh wait XD i'm here dare dare!

[Inferno_Dragon]

Even though that Magmar is here, I don't want to make anybody mad by not responding, so I will say Truth.

[Heald]

Eh, I really don't want to police this game more than I have to, so after Magmar is given a dare, Magmar, give Inferno_Dragon a Truth just to speed things up. Then Inferno_Dragon can pick someone.

[darktyranitar]

Okay, okay...

Dare, is it? Hm... okay, how about this?

For the next one week (starting from the today - 26th of February 2008, until 4th of March 2008 - all your post must not be less than 100 words. In addition, you must also post in this colour. And try not to spam :)

[Magmar]

That would work out just fine for me because I've been busy as hell and haven't had much time to post. However, I'll definitely make an effort to be around for the week, just for the value of watching me post a lot. Whee, posting long messages can be fun! However I have my Calc II midterm tomorrow as well as a HUGE Number Theory examination, so I think I may... die. x_X Nevertheless I'm going to try to make the posts approximately 100 words, which would be about nine lines of typed text in my little text box here since I typed out random six-letter words (thanks google! If you want a list of six letter words, Google has it) and it's a safe estimation. But really, I'll try to post longer messages! And you all should add me on facebook by the way.

Inferno Dragon, Truth or Truth? <3
And the question is If you could assassinate one TPM member, HOW would you do it? Not WHO!

Oh and... I won a dodgeball tournament tonight. Whee!

[Zak]

One week later....

[Toxicity]

Eeh. It's dead.

Also, marking a return, I guess.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Sorry, I didn't see Magmar post the question. It is not my fault. Okay, so for the question "If you could assassinate one TPM member, HOW would you do it? Not WHO!"

Being a good whacker, I'd go for the poisoning the body with lethal toxins.

Okay, Zak ... truth or dare?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

May I try this? But you must notice my inactivity, I don't post every day.

[Zak]

Truth me.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Okay, here is the question;

If you were stranded on a desert island with enough supplies to last you until you get rescued and there was another person on the island, which TPM Member would you want to be stranded on the island with?

[Zak]

Hmm, if we'll already HAVE enough supplies to last then it shouldn't be that hard a choice anyway since it doesn't leave many factors.

But either way I guess as of now I can't really see myself choosing anyone other than Samantha (Crystal Mew that is).

If it was a matter of needing help survivng with minus the supplies then MAYBE my choice would be different.

And I would hope this "desert island" isn't one surrounded by cliffs on every edge.


eeny-meeney-miney..... Toxicity. ToD?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

To be exact, I normally come to TPM on Mondays, Thursdays, Saturdays and Sundays. So may I join?

[Toxicity]

Ooh, so soon, is it?

How about...Truth?

[Zak]

Right. Sorry... almost forgot.

Hmm... there are so many things I can ask, but how about you tell everyone the real reason you decided to get involved with Mike?

[Toxicity]

After talking to him enough I guess we just ended up feeling some sort of connection and went on from there. He seemed like a nice, honest guy, too.

Simple attraction, yes?

Anywho, I now turn to Bulbie. Truth or Dare?

[Master Rudy]

Count me in if it's cool. I need something fun to get back into the TPM swing of things. Not to mention the fact that Kalah needs to be tourtured for a horrific ToD incident from a few years back.......damn fairy...... ~_~()

[Heald]

Agh. Yeah, Mikachu Yukitatsu and Rudy are in.

[Zak]

The game is TRUTH or dare...

Or maybe I just should have worded the question differently. Oh well.

[Toxicity]

If you want the truth, I don't like how you're questioning my response.

[Dark-San]

Just posting to say that I am still around here in case I am forgotten about here.

[Zak]

If you want the truth, I don't like how you're questioning my response.

Sorry, it just contradicts something I remember in being said in ummmm, but maybe your right and I should have worded the question differently to get the answer I was looking for. Okay.

[Crystal Mew]

Zak, stop killing the thread

[Zak]

Zak, stop killing the thread

Kalah's the one not posting :P

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Well get someone else to post then

[shazza]

I'll join.

[Blademaster]

I told you guys this game would go to Hell if there wasn't a limit on it - 70% of the participants aren't here more than once a week or so.

[Heald]

True. I'm locking any more sign-ups. shazza can take Bulba's place. Toxicity, please choose a new victim.

Also, I'm going to kick everyone who doesn't post within the new 36 hour limit until we only have 10 players, then whenever we have 9 or less players, I'll reopen sign-ups.

P.P.S. if anyone is interested, my alt at the green forums got banned for that fic I posted a few months ago as my dare. Fucking douches.

[Blademaster]

^Lol.

[Dark-San]

I am not sure of the Green Forums but I am still waiting for my turn apparently.

[shazza]

You and me both. :)

[Bulbasaur4]

For crying outloud, I was in Greece!! >.>;;

I'd do a dare, but it seems I am ousted. >>

[Heald]

Ack. Sorry Kalah, but rules are rules. Luckily, with the way things are going, people ought to be dropping out like flies. If Toxicity doesn't post in 24 hours anyway, she's a goner.

[darktyranitar]

I'm still here - though not as active.

[Heald]

I don't really care if anyone is active at any given moment in time, but if you miss your 36 hour window before I notice, you're outta here.

Also, if you feel you aren't going to be active and are feeling particularly charitable, feel free to drop out of the game, so I can hit that magic number 10 quickly.

[Toxicity]

Well, at least it hasn't been 24 hours yet.

So, shazza? Truth or Dare?

[shazza]

Truth. :)

[Toxicity]

Okay. Let's see...

Can you describe the most shameful thing you've ever done online, and whether or not you're well over it? I don't mind if you skimp on some more... unnecessary, details.

[shazza]

The most shameful thing I've ever done is probably when I was 14-15 on a fake MSN pretending to be someone else to get some... well, personal details about people for my own selfish interests.

Heald, truth or dare?

[Heald]

Meh. Truth me.

[shazza]

What was the age when you first kissed a girl? Where was it?

[Heald]

Erm... probably about 7 or 8. Where on her body? Her mouth. Geographically? Probably at one of those lame school discos. There was a bit of tongue, but it was a stupid kiddy kiss. I don't really have a proper 'first kiss' if you will; I was just a horny bastard as a kid...and I still am. Go figure.

Crazy Elf Boy: Truth Or Dare?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

hmmmm lets go with a truth

[darktyranitar]

I feel like I'm probably going to be quite inactive (definitely, actually).

Right, since I'll be off for 2 week+ (Study leave + exam), feel free to take out my name from the game.

Alright, peace.

[Heald]

You claim to be crazy. Just what exactly is the craziest thing you've done? Not necessarily something that was inherently risky but fun e.g. bungee jumping or something, but crazy as in you defied all common sense and logic and proceeded with a certain action, with the consequences probably involving some sort of injury, either to you or nearby victims.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Well I don't know if this is really crazy or not but a couple of months ago I was riding one of my friends motorbikes. This was the first time I had pretty much ridden one so I didn't know what to do. So when I changed from first to second I kept the clutch in too long the revved the accelerator which caused the bike to do a wheelie then shoot out from under me heading in the direction of my brother and friends before falling to the ground. Then I pretty much fell to the ground on my ass.

Ok Dark-San truth or dare

[Dark-San]

So much truth! Damn, all of you dudes must be freaked out on performing a dare! Never mind, I will go with the minority and go ahead with my second dare!

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Ok I want you to record your self putting a banana, a can of salmon, an avocado, milk and a raw egg into a blender then drink it. Then put it on youtube and give us a link

[Toxicity]

Um, I'm not sure about Heald, but...

Maybe there should be a rule about dares involving real life recordings in the case of people lacking and not capable of obtaining a recording device? As in, every dare as such should have an alternate dare?

Just a sudden thought, is all.

[Heald]

Yeah. I seem to recall someone not being able to do this due to the lack of hardware. I might have to ban all Youtube dares on this basis.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

ok lemme think of another then

[Heald]

Right. I've amended the rules following my decision to ban Youtube-style dares. I bet you can't guess what I've amended them to though.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Ok Dark-San for the next week in your posts you must include at least 1 Red vs Blue quote.

[Master Rudy]

Glad to see this picking up again....shame Kalah is out however.....I STILL NEED REVENGE!!!!! :P

[Dark-San]

Ok Dark-San for the next week in your posts you must include at least 1 Red vs Blue quote.

Sorry but I would like to ask on what would 'Red vs Blue' quote be? It would be unfair for me if I perform a dare that I had no idea of.

In the meantime in order not to waste anytime! Zak, True or Dare?

[Heald]

Google it. Red vs Blue is a Halo machinima cartoon, probably the most famous one of the internet. Youtube ought to have every episode.

[Dark-San]

Aright, in case CEB starts being unhappy about me!

But no problem since I would eat your unhappiness* by performing this task for a week.

*- Visiting old friends (Episode 40) Caboose's speech

[Heald]

Zak has had long enough and is now kicked. Choose another victim Dark-San.

[Dark-San]

Blade, it is then! True or Dare?

*Spots Blade 'resting on one of those laptops with the exploding batteries'*

*Go Go Gadget Video

[Blademaster]

Scarily enough, my computer IS a laptop, and the original battery is still in it: the 18 month-old battery that's seen an average of 7 hours of use a day. Someone else can do the math, but I'm sure this thing is gonna blow sooner or later. If not, I'll just set it on fire myself. :hellyeah:

Anyway, dare. Of course.

[Dark-San]

I got it off from Red Vs Blue quote. Either way, your dare should be simple enough.

Design an anime avatar and signature with the sentence 'I am a hardcore anime otaku!' and have it replaced your current avatar and signature for a week.

'With a few simple modifications, you can make an attractive corpse', right, Blade?

*PSA and Special Episodes - Sargeisms

[Blademaster]

Piece of cake.

Inferno_Dragon, Truth or Dare?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

That signature is awesome.

I'm still reading this, I say to show you I don't just spam.

[Inferno_Dragon]

I will choose Truth.

[Blademaster]

That signature is awesome.

Damn right. :hellyeah:

OK, Inferno, Truth... Truth, Truth...

Alright. What would you do if you woke up in the middle of the night one night, and everything around you looked and sounded like the first 10 seconds of this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcaErqaoWek&feature=related)?

[Inferno_Dragon]

First of all, I have with Mikachu on this one. That is one incredible signature.

As for the question, I would totally be freaking out. I mean if I heard or saw that, I probably would go crazy or insane.

Mikachu, Truth or Dare?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'll tell you the truth!! And I am not sure if I have time to reply, so drop me out if I don't have! Or if it seems like it.

[Dark-San]

Posting to say that the dare is over and done with!

[Inferno_Dragon]

I'll tell you the truth!! And I am not sure if I have time to reply, so drop me out if I don't have! Or if it seems like it.

Okay, do I have to choose another victim or what is the rule on this?

Or did Mikachu pick truth and I just totally missed the message?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

AND was the keyword. I chose truth. Bring on the question!

But I also warned about my limited access. What I mean is I try to post as often as I can but I may fail.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Okay, okay, just wanted to make sure. Didn't want to make a fool of myself. (If I already haven't done so already.)

The question is have you ever excepted a dare from a friend or family? (Mot a dare from TPM ... a dare from the real world) If so, what was it? If not, why not?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

No, you didn't make a fool.

If I got this right, I almost always accept the dare in real life. I am a dare-devil. I give you just one example.

There is this woman named Gvss (NAME CHANGED) whose daughter is my current crush. I went to a dancing party (OK, I don't know if this is the correct English term, we celebrated Valentine Day there) with this gang, Gvss with us. Not her daughter though. A friend of mine who was there too knew about my crush and said it would be 'man's work' if I asked Gvss to dance. My plans were to ask her originally, too, though. Anyways, I asked Gvss to dance then.

I hope this answered to your question.

Crazy Elf Boy, truth or dare? I think I'll be at TPM next time at least tomorrow morning, Finland time, meaning about 24 hours from this.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Bring it on Mikachu, Dare

[Houndoom_Lover]

*looks up from my chinese finger trap* I remembered I was here once, joining...looking forward for beautiful to unfold. Just posting for the sake of looking alive, don't kill me >.< It'll defeat the purpose. *struggles with the trap, waddling away, muttering*

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Good morning, CEB. What would it sound if I said register in my former school's dead message board?

Here's the site.

http://www.edu.haapavesi.fi/foorumi/

Here are some instructions.

http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/2215/selitys1bm9.jpg

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/6134/selitys2wi2.jpg

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/4850/selitys3rg0.jpg

http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/2822/selitys4na0.jpg

Ask me if you have problems. If you encounter strange Finnish text, copy and paste it for me.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

For some reason I cant access the first picture or the last picture

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Today the links work for me, but I'll try again in case. Here are the re-uploads:

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/6756/selitys1aa4.jpg

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/8677/selitys2cw9.jpg

http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/4250/selitys3fq6.jpg

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/9171/selitys4lh8.jpg

I don't know if this is a good dare.

[Blademaster]

The week's up. My dare is done.


First of all, I have with Mikachu on this one. That is one incredible signature.

But because my awesomeness level has gone up even higher than it already is since I changed my sig, I'm keeping that. Just so you all can behold its awesomeness. :D

[Heald]

I'm not really sure of who is responsible for the derailing of this game, so here's an ultimatum:

- Crazy Elf Boy complete the dare in 36 hours
- Mikachu posts a new, more reasonable dare in 36 hours

I don't care who does what first, but I'll kick both if neither of them is done.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Ok, It supposedly says I have joined but I can't log in to it.

So I don't know

Anyway Houndoom_Lover Truth or Dare

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'm very sorry. Consdier the dare completed, I see your name there. Crazy Elf Boy, IF you feel you failed (although because my dare wasn't reasonable) that whack me in Whack-a-TPMer in Digimon style. Doesn't have to be long. That serves me right.

EDIT: To rephrase, IF you feel bad or something, take it as a dare and whack me.

[Magmar]

*Rolls back in to participate*

[Houndoom_Lover]

Dare to the zair! ^O^ *bouncing about*

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Ok for the next week you must post a small picture made from characters eg letters, symbols and number in every post.

What the picture is of is up to you

[Houndoom_Lover]

Ya mean like this? ^_^


) )
l O P
I I
<------( )
L L

Oh crap...That came out like crap!! It was suppose to be a houndoom! Let me try again!
...................) )
...................l OP
...................I I
<-------(666666)
..............L......L

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Yeh like that

[Houndoom_Lover]

...................) )
...................l OP
...................I I
<-------(666666)
..............L......L

Then it is my turn to have the truth and daring? Then I shall have the snatching of the vitcim who is of Magmar, and shall be having the choice of the truthing and the daring!! ^w^

[Heald]

Right, Magmar is out. Choose another victim.

[Blademaster]

Also, just an FYI, the week is up. You don't have to post any ASCII's in your posts anymore, Hounds.

[Houndoom_Lover]

Oh, you mean these things ^-^?
--------- (<---A tapeworm)

XD I suck! Okay! Um, Magmar sucks just a little bit more, alright, Herald...Truth to the dare?! ^.^!

[Heald]

Dare me.

[Houndoom_Lover]

Have the consindering of yourself dared upon! I have the dare of you to type of the posting nature in Engrish! Erm, the way ofthe Fawful talks, for the days of fiveness.

http://www.mariowiki.com/Fawful

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Fawful

Be looking upon these sites of web! Spun by spiders most smart in the way of the great baddie Fawful! For you are having honor to vomit the words like Fawful vomits- only the greatest of the greaters can vomit as mighty as Fawful, who is of the most foulness! Having the fun, yes!

Dare: Talk like Fawful for five days in posts, starting Friday, May Second, ending May 7th, which is a Wednesday :D Those links above will help you if you need help, or give you something to do! Woohoo! Good luck!

[Heald]

Bah! The wheel of queries stops on this foul abomination! Toxicity, the withered pansy amongst the field of tulips, a whimsical truth or a fascinating dare, choose the choice of choices wisely!

[Houndoom_Lover]

*squeels like a little girl I am* Delightful!! ^.^ Your jaberwalky has made my day! *claps happily and scampers away*

[Heald]

My patience wears thin like the lining of an old sock! Begone lateness of posting, and with haste I now pose the truth or dare query upon shazza!

[Heald]

shazza is b&, Inferno_Dragon, you're up. Truth or dare?

[Blademaster]

I'm starting to think everybody is wimping out because they're scared to be dared or questioned by you.

[Dark-San]

For some reason, I fail to see your point Blade. Lol, posting to state that I am still relatively in the game despite the fact that I haven't been posting here regularly.

[Inferno_Dragon]

I am not scared. I am just not on here most of the times and when I do, I am late and miss stuff.

Before you guys says anything, I will choose a dare when I am ready but I am not ready now. So I will choose Truth, Heald.

[Heald]

What's the most risqué/sexually adventurous thing you have done with a person of the same gender?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Nothing. I have gone over that question a bunch of times in my head and I can't think of a single thing. I don't know if this answers is acceptable but I can't think of anything that I might have done. Sorry, guess I am boring, then.

Dark-San, Truth or Dare?

[Dark-San]

For the records, I had done 2 dares and zero truths. So I will go for a ... ....

Dare!

Gah, that was no spoiler but it was fun!

[Inferno_Dragon]

Hmmm ... my first dare to give here. Ordinarlly, it should be something simple but I am going to try to throw a curve ball in this case.

Dark-San, I don't know if you know anything about AGS. It is a game site where you can make or create games. Here is the address; http://www.adventuregamestudio.co.uk/. Now here is the dare; I want you to make a short game about the adventures of a couple TPMers. I will allow you to choose two or three TPMers to be in the story. Might as well get their approval before you start working. It doesn't have anything really special. It can have some violence in it but try to leave out any sex or sexual references. Most of the games on there are pretty clean. Usually one would give a time limit on how long they would have to do it but depending on the person, it can take awhile.

Now, if this is too hard for you, I can come up with something different. It is up to you.

P.S. The site includes the software to download (it is free) and it gives you tips.

[Dark-San]

I would take another alternative dare instead. I figured out that it would be impossible for me to do up a basic shooting game within a week.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Okay, that is fine. I had to attempt it anyways. I wanted to try something different for my first dare anyways.

Here is my second choice; I want you to write a multi-crossover fanfic. If you want, it can be single shot but if you want to make it longer, that is fine with me. The main part has to deal with Pokemon but the other choices you can choose from the list I will provide you below. This fanfic envolves Pokemon and two other TV Shows/Movies/Books/ or Games.

Here is the list for you to choose two choices from; Harry Potter, Pern, Final Fantasy, Sliders, Farscape, Digimon, Yu-Gi-Oh, Yu-Gi-Oh GX, Naruto, Ben 10, Ben 10 - Alien Force, Halo (1,2 or 3), CSI (Las Vegas, Miami, or New York) Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, Roswell, Futurama, Lord of the Rings, Buffy, Angel, Supernatural, Heroes, Eureka, ID4, Men in Black, Armageddon, Godzilla, King Kong, Seven Days, Dark Angel, Kingdom Hearts, Metroid, Animal Crossing, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Timeline, The Lost World, Jurassic Park, Sphere, Friends, Frasier, The Dark Materials, Garfield, Titan A.E, and Dragon Ball Z (Could have put in more but I ran out of ideas.) If you want to choose one of the following subjects from the list above and choose another on your own, that is fine with me.

After writing it, post here with the link telling that you posted it in the Fanfiction forums.

[Dark-San]

Consider it done. Article will be up in the next one week period.

Blade, You are up next! Truth or Dare?

Edit~ I've finished up on the dare. Here's the link (http://www.pokemasters.net/forums/showthread.php?p=363462#post363462)

[Blademaster]

In the interests of fun, I shall accept... a dare.

Yeah. NOBODY saw that coming.

[Dark-San]

I would want to try a dare that is somewhat opposite of what Blade's personality is. Trying my best to play a meanie here, lol.

Okay heres the deal, Blade. For once imagine yourself to be a movie magazine critic, and your next article in comparison of the two animation films would lead up to your promotion as the magazine's next editor- in- chief. The two animation films, which you are assigned to, are 2002 OVA production, Voices of a Distant Star, and 2007 Japanese movie hit, Byousoku 5 Centimeter. The links of both movies are as exhibited below,

Voices of a Distant Star
Sub (http://www.veoh.com/videos/v632651BKHPaN6M)
Dud (http://www.veoh.com/videos/v1604761Jb7aPd8x?c=SheAndHerCat10078)

Byousoku 5 Centimeter
Part 1 (http://www.veoh.com/videos/v633999XPJQyHeB)
Part 2 (http://www.veoh.com/videos/v959550pFBANrrD)
Part 3 (http://www.veoh.com/videos/v959668zcFhc8GM)

Your critic review on both films must include the following portion,
1) Summary of both films (Around 200 words for each title)
2) Discussion on the similarity of both films (Around 300 words)
3) Discussion on certain aspects of the films, which includes
- Plot (Around 200 words)
- Character Development (Around 100 words)
- Video & Sound (Around 100 words)
4) Suggestion of another logical alternative ending for both movies and the reason on why the new alternative ending would sell better. (Around 500 words)

Your dare should be posted in the OA forums within the next one week, starting after this post has been put up. The link of the review should be posted here as evidence to show that you have completed the dare.

[Blademaster]

...

Are you JOKING?

Where I come from, there's a word for things like your dare: HOMEWORK. Be reasonable!

[Heald]

Watch 2 films? Seriously? Maybe you could scale it down so he has to watch 15 minutes of each or something.

[Dark-San]

*chuckles*

Not so sure on how fast can you watch them but I could watch both films and prepare the report within two days.

Lol, lets scale it down to Byousoku 5 Centimeter only.

[Crystal Mew]

wtf? is this game still going on or WHAT

[Heald]

Well everyone just gave up. Blademaster, you're out. Dark-San, pick a new target.