Ask/Tell: Ask me about not being a SuperMod*: Webcomic 5: Parental Advisory Unadvised

[Heald]

* - Umm...this is Sparta?

Basically, Andrew is only answering questions about Supermods. I'm doing exactly the opposite. Consider this to be a hybrid of Wikipedia and an agony uncle, as well as a sports result predictor. I will also comment on your hairstyle and dietary habits if you wish. Plus, every Friday I'll post a webcomic of some sort.

Ask away!

Webcomic Archive

1 - Capetown Capers (http://www.pokemasters.net/forums/showpost.php?p=355072&postcount=37)
2 - Broadband Banter (http://www.pokemasters.net/forums/showpost.php?p=355633&postcount=59)
3 - Staircase Scares (http://www.pokemasters.net/forums/showpost.php?p=356022&postcount=61)
4 - LOL GAMING WEBCOMIC (http://www.pokemasters.net/forums/showpost.php?p=356597&postcount=66)
5 - Loopy Lynchings (http://www.pokemasters.net/forums/showpost.php?p=357394&postcount=68)

[Toxicity]

Hooray! A winrar is Heald! Um...

What is the best your favorite meme?

[Heald]

Ooh. A toughie. As a frequenter of the doldrums of the internet (SA, 4chan, YTMND etc.), I've seen many come and go, such as the timeless 'needs more cowbell' meme, and the classic 'DENNAL PLAN' meme, but there is one meme that stands out so well that they made a feature film about it. In fact, I have already referenced it in this thread. THIS. IS. SPARTA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcAq9mOUx8s)

Although THIS (www.internetisseriousbusiness.com/) comes in a close second.

[kalad1]

If you were in a shipwreck, and only you and one other person survived, and there was a plank that would support only one person, would you push the other person off it, to their inevitable doom by drowning, in order to secure your own survival?

[Heald]

No. I'd kill them and eat their entrails while I floated on that plank.

[kalad1]

You're escorting your kid to the birthday party of the son of your old highschool bully. You are also bringing a piñata, will it be filled with candy, or something more sinister, like broken glass or hobo spiders?

[Zak]

What sort of questions are not allowed here?

[Andrew]

Which mods/admins/supermods do you like/dislike?

Secondly, if you were in charge of TPM, what would you do.

[Blademaster]

Why does this topic suck so much less than its counterpart now?

[Heald]

kalad1 - That'd be interesting, since I was my school's bully, but let's say hypothetically there was an even bigger dick at school (if possible). I'd put a Gurkha (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gurkha) in the pinata, who would slit everyone but my kid's throat.

Zak - Specifically, any non-Supermod related question. That is Andrew's territory. Anything from four-year olds I could beat up in a 5 minute sitting to seeking advice about relationships/pets/family/Spartans, I will do my utmost to deliver.

Andrew - 1. If you asked me this last year, the answer would be much more delicious. Unfortunately, I have made peace with most people on the forums. As for who I like, I have necessarily cordial relationships with the RPG mods, considering I am their spiritual leader.

2. If I was in charge, I'd demod everyone and start afresh. I'd give Blademaster executive and unparalleled powers to ban people and delete and edit posts as he saw fit. I'd put resident gay Magmar in charge in forum decor. I'd change all the forum names and descriptions. Bulba4 would design all the new logos. Australia would be banned. The swear filter would be expanded to replace words and phrases such as 'Pokemon', 'forum' and 'Bush' to nonsensical phrases.

I'd also make a forum devoted to posting pictures of people's favourite ducks.

Also, sigs and avatars will no longer have an image size limit, and people will be allowed to put videos from Youtube and sound files in their sigs.

Blademaster - Because my future 'Executive Banhammer' has just posted here.

[kalad1]

What place would I have in your New Forum Order?

[Heald]

You'd mod the duck forum.

[Toxicity]

Would there be any place for girls in your forum?

And if there was, would you group them basing on how much you liked them?

[Heald]

Girls would be required to follow the law of 'TITS OR GTFO'.

Also, girls would be banned from the duck forum, as prior experience tells me that females have no knowledge about ducks.

However, there are many services that I had been intending to willing ladies. For example, my shirt needs ironing.

[kalad1]

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck?

Who would win, Shinji Ikari, or a slightly moist piece of tissue paper?

What's your stance on the word Smexy?

What would your Forum's stance be on Furries?

[Blademaster]

I'd give Blademaster executive and unparalleled powers to ban people and delete and edit posts as he saw fit.

KICK-FUCKING-ASS!!!!

Where do I sign up!?

Or better yet, who wants to sign my 'Make Heald the Leader of TPM' petition?

[Dark-San]

I doubt we could even make Heald the overall ruler since we already had Suzie as the tyrant.

My question to Heald would be more on the latest soccer fixture. What and why do you as an English expect England's scoreline against Switzerland to be with Fabio Capello's first game in charge?

[Heald]

kalad1 - 1. Don't know, I've never seen a woodchuck and I doubt they even exist, although, if you think about it, 4 jessops of wood.

2. I guess the tissue paper. Shinji is a little pussy, and tissue paper was made to wipe pussies.

3. I would have no problem with it. In fact, if I was in charge, I'd change Andrew's username to Smexy.

4. Furries are an abomination of the creed and anyone who indulges in such relentless furgotry will be punished by skinning.

Blademaster - 1. You sign up by pledging your allegiance to me in your sig. In time, a banner for all my loyal minions supporters will be available.

2. I would sign such a petition.

Dark-San - First of all, I am Scottish. Secondly, I feel that England's woes are mostly due to the team being a bunch of lazy, overpaid wretches and not due to incompetent managing, although that said, McClaren was pretty incompetent, so I'm guess a very generous 1-0 win to England. The goal itself will be in the second half, and it will not be a very good goal either.

[Blademaster]

It is done. Now, if you'd be so kind as to sign on the dotted line... Wait, there's no dotted line? ...FUCK!!!! My plan is ruined!!!!

[Heald]

Signed.

[Clark]

f*ck b*sh
if andrew ate everything in the world and you could only have one console system and one game, what would you pick?

[Heald]

If Andrew ate everything in the world? What the hell has that got to do with anything.

I'm mainly a PC gamer, but I'd guess I'd pick Pro Evolution Soccer for the PS2.

EDIT: banner for my glorious takeover is ready.

[Toxicity]

Lovely banner.

Two questions:

1. Will the Pirates of Miscellaneous ever have their (our?) glorious comeback?
2. Would you see the one city in the Southeast that celebrates Charles Darwin as an abomination, or the ballsiest city ever?

[Andrew]

What would you do if you were permabanned from TPM?

[Zak]

Andrew - 1. If you asked me this last year, the answer would be much more delicious. Unfortunately, I have made peace with most people on the forums. As for who I like, I have necessarily cordial relationships with the RPG mods, considering I am their spiritual leader.

Let's go back to last year: What's the answer? Who?

[darktyranitar]

What did I missed?

If you were made the ruler of TPM, would your army consists of spandex clad men with six pack abs? What would your catchphrase be? (I.E This is (insert here)!) Do I get any incentive for supporting you?

[Heald]

Toxicity - 1. Unlikely. The Misc. Marauders was a fun time, but Raz posts about once a year, fmwam has been gone for ages, TMM is banned and Tainted left ages ago, apparently due to cancer. I could pick a new band, I suppose, but if and when that happens is up in the air.

2. Never heard of it, but on closer inspection it seems to be just a way of spiting Christmas. But, whatever, they can do what they want.

Andrew - Probably do some work, and just post more at other forums I'm a member at.

Zak - Haha. Good call. To be honest, most mods who I had a beef with have left now. Gligar_Man was a dick to me for no apparent reason. Vineon and I had a bit of a bust-up. LP banned me for some reason and was always telling me to shut up. Kris and I used to be on pretty bad terms, since she had a problem with my overzealous debating tactics. Lady_Vulpix has repeatedly yelled at me whenever I stepped out of line. WPM used to be a mod too, IIRC, so of course we hated each other. Was Animelee ever a mod? He was a dick too. When TMM was a mod, we hated each other, but that was ages ago. Does that satisfy you? Actually, I'm the one answering questions, not you.

darktyranitar - No, because spandex clad men with six pack abs usually smash computers and I need people who can actually type to work for my new TPM order. As for a catchphrase... how about 'Give them nothing, and take from them everything!'

Incentives are you will not be shunned in my New Order if you pledge allegiance to me now. I'll also reallow sig contests.

[Dark Scizor]

Who is your waifu? And you have to have a waifu, everyone does.

Will we [The English] kill you Scots come the 6-nations game?

The only answer possible is yes.

[Heald]

After looking up what the hell a waifu is, the best approximation I can give you is my left nut.

Also, my prediction for last night's match was mostly wrong, but at least I predicted an English win. As for the rugby game...

Scotland were really cack against France, and so hopefully England will play like they did in the second half against Wales. Scotland will get an early 3 points, then the English will go 3 points then 7 points. Scotland will then stop fannying about and score a couple of kicks and tries and England will lose. Hahahaha.

As for who will win the 6 Nations overall, I reckon France has it in the bag.

[Blademaster]

Do I get any incentive for supporting you?

Yeah, Lackey. Your incentive is that you get paid. Now sign your name somewhere so it can be added to the petition.

Toxicity, same for you! You sound like you want Heald in charge - if so, put your name somewhere so I don't get sued for signature forgery!

On-topic, Heald. If you could rank how awesome you are on a scale of 1-100, where would you rank? What member of TPM, if not you, would rank highest? Lowest?

[Magi of all]

If you lit yourself on fire, would you jump in some water or beat yourself out?

[Heald]

Blademaster - The question implies that I, like most people, have a quantitative ratio of awesomeness. If you don't understand, it is like the alcoholic quantity of liquor; the ratio of alcohol to non-alcohol determines the strength. However, I am not just awesome, but the very embodiment of it so that even if I had no corporeal form, conceptually speaking I am still awesome, just an abstract form of it. Normally, it would be impossible to put myself on a scale of awesomeness from 1-100 because it is impossible to divide by zero, but a side-effect of my awesomeness is that I can actually divide by zero, therefore, my score would actually only exist in the fourth dimension. However, just to be a complete mindfuck, I'm going to say 99.9 recurring, which is conceptually the same as 100.

As for the highest, I'm going to go for Raz, one of the only TPMers to have earned the rare gift of my respect (at least, as much respect as I can give to someone on a Pokemon forum). Lowest? Eh, HavoX was a dick. I'm not going to say more conventional people like WPM, as he was more or less hated by everyone else, such a level of hate which brought about a winning phailure, which is slighty awesome, yet also lulzworthy.

Magi of all - I'd beat myself out, as I usually only wear expensive vintage suits, dressing gowns and tuxedos, which would be ruined if I so rashly leapt into a body of untreated water. Although, that said, I have the power to ignite and douse myself at will.

[Toxicity]

Toxicity, same for you! You sound like you want Heald in charge - if so, put your name somewhere so I don't get sued for signature forgery!

Alright, alright. Signed.

Relevant question, what would be Healdtannia's official language or languages? Perhaps banned languages?

[Blademaster]

Kick-ass. The resistance is gaining power... Mweh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh...

Huh? Oh, ignore that. Just me being insane. Again.
>>
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Anyway, so I feel like I'm contributing, another question:

What'll get you drunker: a bottle of 70% rubbing alcohol or a bottle of 140 proof absinthe?

[darktyranitar]

Yeah, Lackey. Your incentive is that you get paid. Now sign your name somewhere so it can be added to the petition.

Sweet. Signed, btw.

BTW Heald, will you make any change on RPG after taking over TPM? And will you be taking any actions against paedophiles?

[Magi of all]

Ok, here's a hard one. What (besides yourself) is manlyer than vikings and Old Spice combined?

[Heald]

Toxicity - I guess LOUD NOISES and such would be the official such language, although decrepit and useless languages such as French, German, Spanish, Italian, Portuguese, Russian, Mandarin, Polish and Welsh will be banned.

Blademaster - Is the 70% British or American percent? Either way, I'd imagine the absinthe would do more damage. I've drunken lighter fluid without it doing much harm before.

darktyranitar - Yes. Bulba4 is the only one who is allowed to make RPGs. As for paedophiles, I wasn't aware we had a problem (although Australians are reasonable facsimiles, take note of my earlier post of Australia being banned), but if any of that Molly Hale is my best friend shit pops up again, rest assured I will personally track him down and set fire to his house, but not before I chop off his arms and legs and leave him in a pool of his own blood and my urine, which has some blood in it, but that's my blood.

Magi of all - Hmm. I can think of a few things that could satisfy those criteria, but I'll go with a pirate on fire (but cold fire) fisting a velociraptor while listening to his complete collection of Iron Maiden.

EDIT! It's Friday, which means the first of many hilarious webcomics! This time starring Mr Mansome, a man living in the manly 1930s!


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[Blademaster]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bulbasaur4]

Oh Heald, this topic is one of the many reasons why I love you.

So I suppose I shall ask a question- but there are so many to choose from. Hrm... so Heald, as overlord of the forum, what type of awesome overlord outfit would you wear?

[Drago]

I was trying to abstain from this topic, seeing how, in your world, the country I hail from would be banned, but for the sake of this topic, I shall shift to being Canadian (dual-citizenship FTW!)

So here's my question; who would you say was your biggest TPM rival? Not necessarily someone you hated, perhaps even respected.

[DarkestLight]

O hell no-this is straight hilarious.

Ok Heald. You don't know me. I don't know you. I like politics as much as you like pincushions in your urethra. However, your campaign has intrigued me and I am now interested in what the potential new ruler of TPM has to offer.

So, my first question.

Are you excited as I am to kill black people more than they shoot themselves in shootouts around my block in RE5?

[Heald]

Bulba4 - An outfit you say? Why, it would be a lime green tuxedo with a matching bowler hat with a black trim. I'd also have a cane with a miniature strobe light at its head. I'd also have a monocle and a cape.

DragoKnight - On the plus side, you could move to yet-to-be-banned New Zealand.

As for your question, I've had a fair few rivals over the past few years. Mike (better known as TMM) was someone I absolutely loathed (and the feeling was more than mutual) up until a couple of years ago, when we became the Misc Marauders and generally went around dicking all over the forums. Tainted and myself also had a tense relationship that turned to friendship, but the bitterness we had for each other was not to the same degree as Mike.

Raz and I have never really been on bad terms, but we have often been on opposite sides of debates, and we have been vying for the title of the best user on the forum. It was never a rivalry as such, but friendly banter.

Dean and I used to hate each other, and perhaps he was the person I hated the most on the forums, but again, I came to be on good terms with him.

TheRustedOne was perhaps the greatest debating rival I had. For some reason, we always used to be on opposite sides of a debate, and he always won debates by attrition instead of reason, leading to heated debates that went round in circles.

I'd guess I'd go for Mike as my biggest rival, but he is one of the few users here who I do respect (even though he is banned).

DarkestLight - I had to check your question twice just to make sure you were some sort of Klansman. But the answer is no, as I've never liked the Resident Evil games.

[Toxicity]

What are your opinions on the protest against Scientology?

[Blademaster]

It's American percentage.

Heald, in your new forum, would I have permission to shoot Toxicity for stealing my petition?

EDIT: Make that Toxicity AND darktyranitar.

[Heald]

Toxicity - Which protest exactly? Is this the Chanology thing or this the real deal, e.g. Germany banning Scientology and people actually protesting against it. If the former, pure lulz that will end in tragedy. If the latter, good. Scientology is a dangerous cult that needs to be stopped.

Blademaster - I said I'd give you unadulterated powers over editing, deleting and banning (and perhaps forging other people's posts as well as well, slate that down for a later thought). However, those who join me now will be viewed in a kinder light to those who refuse to repent now. Besides, guns aren't cool (but crossbows are, and I guess you could shoot one of those...).

[Bulbasaur4]

Being my usual willful self, I don't find the desire to join. Whilst I do support Heald's take over, I'm too spirited to be subjected under someone else. XD I'd form an allegiance however and smite your opponents. *nod nod*


I thought of a new question! What's your take on space exploration? Like it? Dislike it? Think it's a waste of money? Think we'll find first contact? Feel free to go whatever route you choose. :3

[Heald]

Space exploration? Doesn't really interest me. If it serves a useful scientific purpose that can't be done on Earth (e.g. satellites), then fine. Otherwise, it's mostly just countries showing off how cool they are and is generally a waste of money, especially considering the risks that people go through (like the Columbia accident). Considering there are much larger social problems that desperately need the money, funding these projects shouldn't take up any large portion of a nation's spending.

As for first contact, unless some new engine is invented, we're restricted to our own solar system (apart from unmanned satellites) and so the only contact we'll get is either transmissions or a highly advanced race beaming to us and making me their king.

[darktyranitar]

What the... Blade? You wanna shoot me for 'borrowing' your sig? But I thought you were fine with it at first? Ah, well. Tough...

Anyway, since Healdtannia seems to be rather 300 oriented, here's another 300 related question: Where would you be dining after you have taken over TPM? And will anyone be invited to said dinner?

For the new RPG board: What would happen to Weasel Overlord and Roy Karrde? Would they be barred from posting any yaoi or loli?

Can you tell us how would you plan to take over TPM? By diplomatic means or by anarchy?

[Heald]

Hmm, well, now you mention it, I do know this lovely joint by the River Styx. I have already made reservations for 300 seats there.

Weasel and Roy are mere pawn in a much grander game of chess and as such their fates will be decided by the Grand Mistress of Darkness and Benevolence in the RPG Forum, Bulbasaur4. All forms of artwork will be banned, except for those depicting fully engorged Spartans defeating various foes.

As for my master plan, here it is in full!

1. Join TPM, act like a dick and get banned a few times, only to return, thus giving the impression of my emmortality (like immortality, but it doesn't apply IRL).

2. Yell at everyone until they flee in terror or ally with me.

3. Wait a few years.

4. Overtly reveal my plans to take over the forums, slowly gathering followers.

5. ???

6. PROFIT!

[Magmar]

Seaking. Fuck yeah?

[Toxicity]

More like Gary Motherfucking Oak, amirite?

[kalad1]

Will you support Genetic Engineering and AI Research, or will those be banned? Also, may I build a satellite based disruptor cannon so that you may eliminate opponents at will?

Also, what is Healdtania's stance on Scientology?

[Heald]

Magmar: Yeah.

Toxicity: Indeed.

kalad1: Genetic engineering is fine with me. I don't see why right-wing fools think it is so evil. The benefits of eliminating genetic disorders are infinitely useful. Plus we could finally get rid of ginger people.

AI research is fine I guess, as long as there isn't any of that 3 laws crap that always somehow gets overridden and then robots are shooting lasers and kicking ass all over the place.

The disruptor cannon is a good idea, but there are two clauses:
i) It must have accuracy of at most 1mm.
ii) It will evaporate everything within a 10 metre radius upon impact.

As I said before, Scientology is a dangerous cult that must be stopped.

[DarkestLight]

o.o Oh trust me, I'm not a Klansman, Heald. Dun think they allow black people (Chapelle Show skit non-withstanding) yet.

I'm just your average ghetto/inner city past-teenager hoodlum...who..likes to shoot things.

My question. Do you hate the whole 1337 language?

[Blademaster]

What is Healdtannia's stance on medusae?

[Dark Dragonite]

can you give information on mooncups?

[DarkestLight]

..XD @ mooncups.

[darktyranitar]

can you give information on mooncups?

You can ask #1 Chansey Fan for that. I knew what a mooncup is from her :P

...but why do you want to know about mooncups, anyway? Heh.

Anyway Heald, *air guitar* listen to Iron Maiden much?

[Heald]

Sorry people, I've been away for the week-end so my Intertron access has been restricted, meaning I couldn't put my webcomic up on Friday, so without further ado:


http://www.b3tards.com/u/f94979c65cdf16050eb2/2.gif

DarkestLight: 1337 isn't so bad. It's binary I can't stand.

Blademaster: Medusae? Never really thought about it. I suppose I'd ship 'em all over to France, because I hate those bloody frogs.

And that goes for both the mythical monster and the cnidarian.

DarkDragonite: I guess so.

darktyranitar: Iron Maiden is possibly one of the greatest bands, nay, accomplishments in the history of music. Healdtannia's national anthem would be written, and performed by, Iron Maiden.

[Blademaster]

Yeah, that question was kinda weird... I was originally gonna say unicorns, but that sounded too fruity. Then dragons, but that sounded too cliche. So I picked another mytho-creature out of a hat. The result was Pan... something. That freaky midget product of goat-on-girl action. >.>;;; Medusa was the second result. I went with her. Sounded safer.

[Heald]

No more questions? Bah. You people don't know how lucky you are, what with me providing this fabulous service.

Anyway, webcomic 3! Away!


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[DarkestLight]

XD Hhahah that's great.

Ok. Best movie of all time? Not your favorite movie-but the best movie of all time.

And if you need to get specific about grouping let's just start with Romance and Horror.

[Clark]

Which recent(this week) post on TPM by any member, do you find the most intriguing?

[Blademaster]

XD All hail the Healdtannia Weekly and its kick-ass funnies section! Doonesbury's got nothing on this!

What will the official religion or lack thereof of Healdtannia be?

[DarkestLight]

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com

Yeah, that's my second question. I'm pretty immoral-so you gotta be more than me >>

[Heald]

DarkestLight - 300, obviously. This film has everything. Close runners-up are Snakes on a Plane, Pulp Fiction and Old School.

I could also take 27 five-year olds in a fight, according to your link.

ACE135CC - DragoKnight's poll about sports.

Blademaster - Gorkamorka.

EDIT Server working, webcomic away!


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[Number1ChanseyFan]

First off all, I have to say that the whole "dark" theme is this topic is very confusing, there are people in here posting who are named Dark-San, DarkestLight, darktyranitar, and Dark Dragonite. I find this all very confusing and very hard to keep track of...

Now, I wish I would have seen this question earlier...


can you give information on mooncups?


You can ask #1 Chansey Fan for that.

Ok, first of all, Andrew really is the mooncup expert around here, not me. Actually, Soo was the first mooncup expert, but since she isn't here anymore, Andrew became our resident mooncup expert. But, I will try to put my flakiness aside and try to give you a detailed, scientific-sounding definition of a mooncup. Believe it or not, I can pretend to be intelligent for short periods of time and write like a person who isn't dumber than a box of rocks, which I generally am.

So anyways, here we go.

Mooncup: A plastic, reusable, and environmentally friendly product sold in the United Kingdom. A mooncup is inteded to be used by females who are currently menstruating, the mooncup is inserted inside the vagina to receive the menstrual debris that is released from the uterus during the menstrual period. The mooncup is reusable, it merely has to be emptied and rinsed, and it is ready to be reused. The mooncup is environmentally friendly, as it saves our landfills from being filled up with maxi pads and tampons. The mooncup comes in two different sizes. The smaller size is appropriate for children, teenagers, and those in their 20's, while the larger size is better suited for those over 30 years of age, or those who have experienced childbirth.

There, was that an ok definition?

[Heald]

Number1ChanseyFan - What the hell is that shit doing in my lovely thread?

Also, week 5's webcomic.


http://www.b3tards.com/u/f94979c65cdf16050eb2/5.gif

[Blademaster]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...Again!

Where does he come up with this stuff!? :rotfl:

[Number1ChanseyFan]

Number1ChanseyFan - What the hell is that shit doing in my lovely thread?

Also, week 5's webcomic.
I'm sorry, but Dark Dragonite wanted info about the mooncups, and although Andrew is the resident expert on mooncups, he didn't answer, so darktyranitar suggested that I explain it. I don't think I did all that terrible of a job, and admit it, if you actually read my whole description, I think that you would have learned something new, so no harm in that, right?

[Heald]

I'll admit it now. Nothing disturbs me or disgusts me more than the human menstrual cycle.

[Number1ChanseyFan]

Meh, you really shouldn't let it disturb you.

Maybe you could make mooncups the theme of your next comic. That would be interesting ^_^

[Blademaster]

He has enough good ideas as is. Your suggestions are not required.

(holding a sledgehammer over his shoulder)

Really. They aren't.

[AntiAsh Superstar]

O rly? Shall I bring Soo in to influence everything? Honestly, I put it to you that that a Soo input would be damn scary, in fact I could use that as blackmail material. :)

[Heald]

I have no idea what you're talking about, cracker.

[Clark]

i want some qoo and chuhai. please?

[Zak]

Random: Who do you think is the most passive-agressive member?

[DarkestLight]

Ain't nothing wrong with the Darkness of this thread. It overpowers any and all KKK advertising Heald here delivers (though damned funny)

Umm question from me? Best char in Smash? :o Since that's where I've disappeared to as of late.

OH and #2: Would you revive Leonaidus in order to have children between you and him with you as the catcher :O.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I am going to print this and Andrew's one.

I'll make a boring history question.

If you ruled England during the war called 'Oolannin sota' (Åland War) against Finland in 1854 and were given a possiblity to use all kinds of military units, including modern ones such as nukes, how would you attack?

And don't say anything like "What the heck, I don't know.", I want a battle plan!

[Blademaster]

And don't say anything like "What the heck, I don't know.", I want a battle plan!

How DARE you make demands of Lord Heald!??! He'll answer you however He sees fit, and you'll be Goddamn grateful for what you get, or it's into the chop-off-your-fucking-heathen-headotine with you!!! :mad2:

[Toxicity]

Last webcomic is made of win.

Anyway, how's jolly ol' England? Or is it not-so-jolly right now?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

How DARE you make demands of Lord Heald!??! He'll answer you however He sees fit, and you'll be Goddamn grateful for what you get, or it's into the chop-off-your-fucking-heathen-headotine with you!!! :mad2:

That was foolish of me. O Almighty Heald, I feel so lowly and beg for mercy!

[EngiMatikul]

:V

What does the above smilie mean?

[Heald]

Agh. I've been so busy lately, and my brain is officially dead, so I can't be bothered to update last Friday's webcomic. Maybe this Friday I'll get something done.

Anyway, some answers:

ACE135CC - No.

Zak - Meh. A lot of mods over the years have been pretty passive-aggressive, since I've always known I've been out of line yet some mods never confronted me directly over it as not to attract my wrath, instead resorting to addressing the thread as a whole, and not just me, or sometimes just deleting my posts for no real reason, making the whole thread shit. I can't actually really remember anyone in particular. There was this guy back when I did ASB and when the mods decided to delete everything and quit and we had to rebuild it from scratch. I can't remember his name now but he always hated every suggestion I made but never really confronted me over it. He was a dick. Sorry it isn't a very precise answer, but I've forgotten all these names.

DarkestLight - I like Sonic.

Also, no, I wouldn't revive Leonidas, as firstly, he was given a glorious death and to reverse that would be sacrilege. Secondly, I traced back my family tree and it turns out I am actually a direct descendant of Leonidas, so to procreate with him would be incest, and very much wrong.

Mikachu Yukitatsu - I have actually no idea what the hell that is, but here goes:

Basically, I'll assume the Finnish army consists of vikings, bears and whales, so the best way to deal with the bears would be to catapult molten honey into the viking longboats, as not only would the honey burn, the bears would then turn on their commanders and eat them.

As for the whales, I'd requisition some Japanese whalers to eat them.

To take out the fortress itself, I'd use a FALCON PUNCH!

Toxicity - It's raining and cold. On the plus side, it was St. Patrick's Day yesterday so we all got drunk.

EngiMatikul - Well, if :v means Jew-nose, I'd assume :V means, er, even bigger Jew-nose.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I liked, loved and worship the answer, as expected.

Hm, after printing and reading the rest of the thread, another stupid Finland question, why wasn't my language on the banned language example list?

[firepokemon]

Heald were Catbert and With Rye the same person?

[Vejodi]

What do you do outside of TPM?

[Heald]

Mikachu Yukitatsu - Don't know.

firepokemon - Don't care.

Vejodi - Far more interesting stuff than managing this topic. At the moment I'm absolutely drained. Who knew vacation was so hard work?

[Clark]

360 or ps3? neither have anything *great*. though gt5 will rock. but still unsure!

[Blademaster]

Lol PS3.

Sorry. Couldn't resist.