GAME: Fortunately, Unfortunately v.9 (M.A. Zak)

[mr_pikachu]

Fortunately, Unfortunately - version 9
Super Mod Approved by Zak


The rules of Fortunately, Unfortunately are pretty simple. Just continue the story with two statements. The first should start with "Unfortunately" and the second should start with "Fortunately". Here's an example of how it might work.


Unfortunately, everyone in the world became evil!

Fortunately, the evil people learned to live in peace.



Get the idea? Just continue the story, from post to post. It can go in wild and crazy directions, so be ready for some hilarity!

All other rules of PCG still apply, so be sure to read them (http://www.pokemasters.net/forums/index.php?topic=43499.0).

Let’s get it started!



Unfortunately, school is boring.

Fortunately, it's time for Spring Break.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, I don't have school anymore.

Fortunately, I occasionally have dreams or nightmares about being at school.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, a chibi version of Mikachu Yukitatsu was created and somehow through new technology, Mickachu Yukitatsu's personality was transplanted into this Chibi version. And more unfortunate it turned out that the Chibi version was designated as a five year old.

Fortunately, as it turned out Mikachu Yukitatsu was more and happy with this arrangement.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, his parents weren't happy with this

Fortunately, they learned to like it

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, my chibi version couldn't speak English.

Fortunately, I still could read and learned some English when I went to TPM.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, TPM was all Japanese to Chibi Mikachu.

Fortunately, Babel Fish helped translate it to English.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, Babel Fish broke

Fortunately, he found a new translation site

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the site can only translate yiddish

Fortunately, Mikachu Yukitatsu wanted to learn yiddish

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately Yiddish was indeed a weird language and this cause millions of fish type species to one day decide to go on a flesh-eating exercise.

Fortunately, this wiped out the human species meaning the animal kingdom could run wild.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, a violent race of aliens destroyed all animal life by hunting down every single one.

Fortunately, a powerful sorcerer was able to restore life to both human and animal kind.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the sorcerer had to use all his energy to do that.

Fortunately, he died happy knowing that he had revived that all.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, his corpse was treated with disrespect

Fortunately, the people responsible realized their mistake and tried to make it up to the sorcerer by becoming monks

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, they were all massacred in a horrible horrible way by a bunch of monkeys

Fortunately, the monkeys became the new monks

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, monks lead a very strict live including all kinds of 'kieltäytyminen'.

Fortunately, Mikachu looked the word from a dictionary and found out it should be 'abstaining'.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the monkey misread it as ab staining so they decided to stain people's abs.

Fortunately, a wise scholar was able to teach them the real meaning of abstaining before they could cause any more harm.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the monkey didn't like abstaining

Fortunately, they agreed to do it since they enjoyed being monks

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, They got bored of being abstaining

Fortunately, they found something else to be

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately now nobody continued monks' work.

Fortunately, it included translating boring books nobody wouldn't have read.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, in the information age VS old media, books were crucified as being too evil, too simple and far too intellectual.

Fortunately, this removed all porn prose books.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, this pissed off all of teh perverts

Fortunately, they took their minds off of it by playing video games

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, all video games were banned as well.

Fortunately, they were able to obtain the banned games easily.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, parents issues a new amendment to the constitution.

Fortunately, america was bombed and more unfortunate it was all a movie.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the movie inspired terrorists.

Fortunately, terrorism supported the war against terrorism which on the other hand supported the war against the war against terrorism.

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately the terrorists couldn't tell one another apart.

Fortunately, they eventually killed each other and there were no more terrorists.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately their kids took over as terrorists

Fortunately, that only lasted one day

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, the kids decided to go to terrorist school

Fortunately, they weren't allowed in

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, the kids made their own school.

Fortunately, this school was for terrorizing teachers.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, they needed a teacher and since their school was to terrorize teachers, they couldn't learn.

Fortunately, a psycho teacher decided to teach them.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, the teacher tried to kill them

Fortunately, the kids managed to subdue him

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, one of the students a girl with a huge crush on the teacher untied him.

Fortunately, the teacher only lusted after the girl.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the other students called the police

Fortunately, the police knew how to properly handle the situation

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, the other students were dealing with the band "The Police" instead of real police officers.

Fortunately, the band had everything they needed to help with the situation.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, one of the students accidentially broke the band's magical instruments.

Fortunately, a divine deus ex machina came and settled it all.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, everyone complained because they hate when a deus ex machina solves problems

Fortunately, they were made to see the light

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, the light was far too bright for their eyes.

Fortunately, nobody was blinded as a result.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, people became scared of the darkness.

Fortunately, these were just strange people that were scared.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, they started to preach weird beliefs

Fortunately, no one believed them

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, their weird beliefs actually had some good basic ideas.

Fortunately, that unfortunately-sentence was just a pretext and I just wanted to post after Crazy Elf Boy.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, you got a warning from the mods for doing that

Fortunately, thats all they did

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, Mikachu Yukitatsu will most likely post after me

Fortunately, I don't mind

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, some other TPMers minded.

Fortunately, others found it fun.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the ones that didn't sent you death threats

Fortunately, they don't know where you live

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, someone gave them a map

Fortunately, it was written in Finish

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, it still covered the whole Finland and had the words 'Mikachu Yukitatsu' and a big cross.

Fortunately, Mikachu had enough time to escape to Australia!

[Heald]

Unfortunately, Australia is a giant backwards cesspool.

Fortunately, Fiji isn't too far away.

Also, when did I stop getting credited as the original creator of the game? Goddammit!

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Fiji wasn't excepting anyone into the country

Fortunately, it was only temporary

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, this meant he had to go somewhere else for a couple of days

Fortunately, he had some friends to stay with

(Australia is not a backwards cesspool thank you very much)

[shazza]

Unfortunately, his friends were only imaginary.

Fortunately, he saw a hotel.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, the hotel was infested with bugs, some of the guests stank and it was an unpleasant time to be had.

Fortunately, this guy just happened to be stinky, and combined with slutty hoes, he fit well in. More fortunate, the rooms full of banging noises and dirty men and slutty ladies mean't everyone there was carrying the HIV virus.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, HIV is very bad for you

Fortunately, some scientists came up with a miracle cure

[shazza]

Unfortunately, the cure gives you cancer.

Fortunately, nobody knows this and ignorance is bliss.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, someone found out

Fortunately, the person knew how to tell people withou causing a panic

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, there is always one crazy person that ruins it for everyone

Fortunately, No one believes them anyway

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Crazy Elf Boy's username tells he is crazy, too.

Fortunately, as he said, nobody believes that kind of people.

[Heald]

Unfortunately, the newly elected President of the World has just been certified as crazy.

Fortunately, his credibility will deteriorate the longer his reign continues.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, this has allowed chaos and a revolution forms putting all the nobles back to being peasants.

Fortunately, Rule Healdtannia takes over the world.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he died on his first day

Fortunately, his best friend took over

[shazza]

Unfortunately, his best friend was not up to scratch as Heald.

Fortunately, he is undergoing training to improve.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, it was Ash Ketchum who trained him.

Fortunately, Ash's mother was proud of that.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Prof. Oak wasn't proud

Fortunately, Prof. Oak eventually came around

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, he killed himself because he couldn't take the strain of it

Fortunately, they found someone else

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, it was professor Akihabara. Heald's friend was thrown in the computer world and an anti-virus software mistook him for a virus.

Fortunately, anti-virus missiles didn't bring epileptic seizures this time.

(I'm referring to 'Electric Soldier Porygon' here)

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the missles killed Heald's friend

Fortunately, since it was virtually reality, he didn't really die. He was simply returned to the real world

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, When he returned to the real world he was bombed by angry people for giving their kids seizures

Fortunately, he hid in his bunker

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the parents whose kids had had seizures couldn't have their revenge now.

Fortunately, they got some videogames to work off their anger.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, one of them went on a killing spree and blamed the games.

Fortunately, the Teletubbies video game he had played was absolved of blame.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, the game was taken of the market

Fortunately, no one cared

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the Teletubbies fans cared

Fortunately, they were only a minority

[shazza]

Unfortunately, they are a strong dominant and scary minority.... like feminists.

Fortunately, they weren't feminists.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, they tried to enlist the help of the feminists

Fortunately, the feminists didn't care about their plight

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Tinky-Winky stole Po's Tubby Custard!

Fortunately, Teletubbies knew what to do to solve the quarrel.

[shazza]

Unfortunately, the feminists kidnapped the Teletubbies.

Fortunately, the Teletubbies had a plan to escape.

[Master of Paradox]

Unfortunately, the feminists had figured it out before they could act on it.

Fortunately, the insane people came to the aid of the Teletubbies.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, there plan was so insane that it probably wouldn't work

Fortunately, it did work

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the Teletubbies had no where to go once they were free

Fortunately, they enjoyed having no where to go

[shazza]

Unfortunately, despite their enjoyment they were cold and hungry.

Fortunately, they robbed a liquor store.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, they got drunk and caused a lot of havoc in town

Fortunately, they weren't blamed

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, some videogame characters were blamed.

Fortunately, this way, Dr. Boskonovitch from Tekken finally realized that drinking was bad for the health.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately this resulted in the destruction of fighter video games sending children, teens and many adults everywhere screaming and crying because they had no more fighter video games.

Fortunately those who believe so much in the theory of Media effects thought this was great as now there would be no more fighting because they think video games prime people to fight.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, people still got into fights which proved to those people that video games don't make people violent

Fortunately, people now know the truth that video games don't cause violence

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, they found some else that caused violence

Fortunately, it was a rare element

[Master of Paradox]

Unfortunately, it could be easily made from common household chemicals.

Fortunately, the process to do so was expensive.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, someone find a cheap way of doing it

Fortunately, it was dangerous so no one did it

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, people made robots do it.

Fortunately, that brought boost to the robot technology.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, this caused the robots to get too advanced

Fortunately, this wasn't a bad thing

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, some robots developed free will

Fortunately, they were peaceful robots

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, only their manners were peaceful, and they declared wars on humans in a peaceful manner.

Fortunately, becuase of their peaceful nature, people didn't panic.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, the robots attacked the people

Fortunately, it was by giving them flowers

[shazza]

Unfortunately, the flowers were highly poisonous.

Fortunately, everyone had access to doctors.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the doctors were robots

Fortunately, they still helped the people that were effected

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, some of these doctor robots were on the evil side

Fortunately, they were all destroyed

[shazza]

Unfortuantely, there were still a large amount of robots on the evil side.

Fortuantely, Bill Cosby showed the robots some of his comedy and they all became happy black robots.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, someone lost the television station's Bill Cosby tapes and DVDs.

Fortunately, I found them.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, the robots didn't want you to find them and tried to kill you.

Fortunately, you were able to elude them

[Master of Paradox]

Unfortunately, as Mikachu fled he fell down the stairs.

Fortunately it was a short set.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he broke his leg in the fall

Fortunately, one of the robots chasing him was a doctor

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, that doctor only knew how to make crack and thus shouldn't have been much help considering he was a Doctor in Chemistry but ignored all the chemistry parts and just worked out how to make drugs.

Fortunately, the doctor could provide the patient with a large dose of crack.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, He was allergic to crack

Fortunately, He had an antidote

[shazza]

Unfortunately, the antidote couldn't be used since you people forgot that all doctors were destroyed!

Fortunately, this game makes no sense and thus the doctor used the antidote.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, one day an angry administrator or super moderator who shall remain nameless told everyone in the game fortunately, unfortunately that they were spammers and were destined for infraction hell or even the forbidden and highly dangerous banned land.

Fortunately, one obnoxious little bitch decided to attack that person on aim, and then on MSN and then in emails and everywhere they could find that person and they backed down.

(Oh and this does not refer to any admin or mod whatsoever just that Shazza pointed it out to me and asked who I was referring to. This is simply in response to Shazza saying this game had no point)

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, that was only temporary

Fortunately, Other people helped to keep them quiet

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, it didn't help because we don't need to talk when we post at TPM.

Fortunately, the sound of keyboards was still heard.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, somehow the person thought it was all funny and lame and just ignored it entirely.

Fortunately, someone had the good sense to use their hacking skills and their computer was hacked up.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, their hacking skills weren't on the internet which means he hacked up the computer with an axe

Fortunately, the result was the same

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the results were that the computer blew up

Fortunately, no one was hurt

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, the computer outlined a plot to create a new nasty virus carefully set up to attack every single pokemon forum, site, chat or anything pokemon created.

Fortunately, this plot appeared to be a bit misguided thanks to the mistakes that this person was no hacker anyway.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, he took hacker classes

Fortunately, this didn't affect the outcome of something that already happened

[Master of Paradox]

Unfortunately, the plot came to a screeching halt due to the overwhelming number of holes.

Fortunately, a new plot picked up on the end.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the new plot involved posting in the Twisted Wishes game.

Fortunately, nobody still could grant my wish.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, they didn't care about your wish.

Fortunately, you used the Millennium Rod 2.0 to make them care about your wish.

[Master of Paradox]

Unfortunately, the rod hypnotized them, and they swarmed you like zombies.

Fortunately, they weren't hungry zombies.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they were hungry vampires

Fortunately, they didn't like human blood

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, you weren't human.

Fortunately, you were a powerful dragon.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, dragons are weak to sphinx hair

Fortunately, they didn't have any

[firepokemon]

Unfortunatey, dragons suffered to the fears of humans and they were banished to be only legends for 1000s of years until one day, one mad scientist using new genetic technology came up with the necessary genetic material to create a dragon-sphinx like creature.

Fortunately, everyone loved the new creature and the man became a billionaire selling off baby gonix (baby dragon-sphinx) around the world and also started to dabble in new delightful creations.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, they had a life span of 5 minutes.

Fortunately, a scientist was able to create a modern day version of the chimera to please the world after all the baby gonixs died.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, it was made from people and animals

Fortunately, no one knew this

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, an alien race named No-one came to our planet.

Fortunately, when they tried to tell that, it appeared that only No-one understood their language.

[shazza]

Fortunately, no-one except No-one cared.

Unfortunately, Frank invited no-one to dinner.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, since he dined with no one, he had to eat alone.

Fortunately, he remembered he had a bunch of cool friends so he invited them to have a wonderful seafood dinner.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, his friends got food poisoning from eating the seafood

Fortunately, they were all fine after having their stomach's pump

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, this resulted in parents everywhere being upset at the antics of society and the world was pushed back to some 1950s nirvana.

Fortunately, the children just saw this as a game.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, some people though this was bad

Fortunately, they were all "silenced"

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, this involved tearing out people's vocal cords.

Fortunately, everybody knew sign language and we able to easily communicate with each other.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, everyone had their hands cut off

Fortunately, the robots were able to do all of teh communicating for people

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, they didn't want to

Fortunately, the humans made a communication system involving paper clips and pencils

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, MacGuvyer had borrowed all the paper clips and pencils to get out of a terrible situation.

Fortunately, that situation involved helping all the handless, voiceless people of the world.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, you can't use a pencil with no hands.

Fortunately, I was wrong.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, they needed mechanical hands to work them

Fortunately, they hand them

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the world blew up.

Fortunately, some one had a time reset machine to reverse any damages to the planet so the earth did not get blown up.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, he then exploded himself.

Fortunately, No one did a comeback in this story and saved him.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, a cached copy hidden deep withone one's computer system meant that the man who could be anything and anyone came back, wrecking chaos everywhere.

Fortunately, the guy was impotent and couldn't breed saving humanity for at least another year.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, the year just past

Fortunately, he died

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he went to heaven

Fortunately, he got kicked out after an hour

[Master of Paradox]

Unfortunately, Hell didn't want him.

Fortunately, this meant he ceased to be.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, that meant he reached enlightenment.

Fortunately, that is the main goal of a buddhist.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, he was also reincarnated and not only was he no longer impotent but potent and as a rat.

Fortunately, the rat virus of 2049 saw him die again.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, This virus also affected certain types of cats

Fortunately, no one cared about the sphinx cats

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, I still insisted on telling story about the alien race called No one and they cared.

Fortunately, somebody now cared about sphinx cats anyway.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, a scientist told everyone that sphinx cats were evil.

Fortunately, he was a raving lunatic that drinks every single hour of every single day.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he died of alcohol poisoning

Fortunately, he was now in a better place

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, that better place turned out to be a childrens day-care center and he freaked out all the little kids and the parents who would come pick up their children.

Fortunately, there was a shortage of day-care center carers and thus he was allowed to stay.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, his rotting corpse made the place stink so they had to move him to another place.

Fortunately, they put him a crate and blasted him off into space.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, the crate returned back to Earth

Fortunately, it only landed in the Atlantic Ocean

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, major tidal waves saw it land in China.

Fortunately, some people saw that as a good thing and just ignored and the dirty smog covered him up anyway.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, this dirty smog covered every square inch of Earth.

Fortunately, this dirty smog wasn't really dirty and had some curing properties.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, it only cured cancer

Fortunately, this was a great thing

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, this was just government propaganda designed to manipulate the masses so they did not realise how corrupt the government was.

Fortunately, the revolution of 2099 saw an end to this, and a new form of collective government was born. (Just think communism)

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, everybody hated this new government.

Fortunately, they had the ability to brainwash people to like this new government.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the brainwashing only worked on half of the people

Fortunately, the half that was uneffected was able to over throw the new government

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, they set up their own government this time based on fascist views and destined to involve pure brutality.

Fortunately, one sole figure appeared and managed to support a new way of living, people would return to their little groups as cavemen. Thus, fascism or any other type of government was now useless, as people in their little groups lived individual lives.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, by living as caveman, all technology and medicine ceased to exist causing very hard times ahead.

Fortunately, Caveman was a New Age term for people who like to do things individually without being bothered by any forms of a government.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, an alien from another planet came and recreated a government

Fortunately, the alien was Superman so no one had anything to worry about

[Master of Paradox]

Unfortunately, someone hit him with a Kryptonite brick.

Fortunately, Superman was wearing a lead suit that day.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, the lead suit was kinda heavy even for someone as strong as Superman and thus he fell and not only did he fall but he well feel deep within the ground.

Fortunately, this was cut out of the next superman as they were nervous that little kiddies would get too upset.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, it was included in the DVD

Fortunately, little kids couldn't watch the scene because it was password protected

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the password was 123.

Fortunately, the creators of the DVD saw this problem and recalled all the DVDs back.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately disaster struck as a copy was made on the internet and all the little kids got to see what was so violent about superman and even more unfortunately they were quite disappointed.

Fortunately, they had Spiderman 5000 to look forward to.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they had to wait 2 years to see it

Fortunately, they had a new Spider-man cartoon to hold them over

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the animators rushed it too fast that it was so horrible that it was pulled off the air faster than any other show.

Fortunately, Mighty Morphing Powers Rangers was still around and was now on its 50th Season.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, some countries such as New Zealand were not allowed to watch it as it was considered too violent and children were copying the moves.

Fortunately, the great global warming event wiped New Zealand off the map.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, the people who lived in New Zealand had no where to live

Fortunately, they decided to go to America

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, America was already overpopulated in some parts.

Fortunately, there was plenty of room in the deserts.

[Master of Paradox]

Unfortunately, the deserts were too hostile for human life.

Fortunately, this brought a quick end to the problem of New Zealand refugees.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, this meant no other country wanted them.

Fortunately, they had a colony on Mars that they could send the New Zealanders to.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, the great planet that was Mars suffered a crisis of mass coldness resulting i the freezing of New Zealanders.

Fortunately, Australia suffering its biggest global warming epidemic ever were glad to help as they could charge 1 million dollars per frozen human to heat them up.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, no one had 1 million dollars

Fortunately, Australia decided they didn't need the money

[Master of Paradox]

Unfortunately, the New Zealanders thawed too fast, causing a massive rainstorm throughout Austrailia.

Fortunately, this took care of the drought the country had just suffered.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the rainwaters came too fast and flooded the whole entire continent.

Fortunately, Australia had underwater cities just in case of a huge flood happening.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, the authorities forgot to implement Oxygen and pressurising systems and ths the people died.

Fortunately, it was all a movie.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, I think I've heard something like that sentence before.

Fortunately, Master of Paradox then told me to stop babbling.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Master of Paradox started babbling

Fortunately, someone duct taped his mouth shout

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, I used some magic to make it come off without any pain.

Fortunately, I only did this because Master of Paradox had the solution to world hunger and I needed to hear it from him.

[Master of Paradox]

Unfortunately, I forgot it while my mouth was taped.

Fortunately, a stiff drink got the memory back.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the drink caused you to pass out before you could say it

Fortunately, you came to a few hours later

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Master of Paradox had a terrible headache then.

Fortunately, he could now use Confusion like a Psyduck.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, this caused Master Paradox to spread confusion to Mikachu Yukitatsu and Fett One.

Fortunately, Mikachu Yukitatsu and Fett One in turn caused everyone else at TPM to be confused.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the confusion causes major headaches to every one at TPM

Fortunately, I had an immunity so I was protected for the confusion.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, you were injured by the confused people since they weren't aware of what they were doing

Fortunately, you forgave them since they were confused

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, confusion that everyone experienced spilled all over the internet. This resulted in a mass deletion of the internet.

Fortunately, they were too stupid to remove web.archive.org

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, web.archive.org had incredibly slow load times.

Fortunately, every server in the world transferred its power to web.archive.org to increase its speed.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, this caused other websites like TPM to become much slower

Fortunately, us at TPM didn't mind since it was for the greater good

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, TPM eventually closed because it was too slow

Fortunately, new serers were made, which allowed TPM to be re-opened

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately TPM had to go back to the evil forums where the security was far too relaxed and evil boy wonders such as Jay existed and who could take advantage of the relaxed security to steal administrator, moderator and normal users passwords.

Fortunately, Jay was involved in a car accident in real life and he was brain damaged. (Bah I actually miss Jay.)

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, there was surgery he could get to fix his brain

Fortunately, he didn't have enough money

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, someone donated money

Fortunately, it was monoply money

[Inferno_Dragon]

(Okay, I think someone of you people have your Unfortunately, Fortunately mixed up.)

Unfortunately, they didn't accept monopoly money.

Fortunately, they did accept gold bars.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, gold was no longer at such a high price as it use to be.

Fortunately, after years of being undervalued, the US dollar soared to amazing new heights.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, this caused the whole worlds economy to crash

Fortunately, someone picked it back up

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, for some odd reason, that required major sacrificies such as quitting video game companies.

Fortunately, Nintendo fanboys protested.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, Pokemon Asteroid and Pokemon Galaxy the 500 Millionth sequel's to the original Pokemon Red and Green or Blue if you're everywhere but Japan cost so much to produce. As wifi no longer existed, instead everything was virtual. Unfortunately since pokemon was aimed at young ones, they were being pwned by too many older fans and thus the parents protested and protested. And the kids kept thinking their Shoozers, Minues, Lyons and Tigereas were dying everytime they were knocked out in battle by such moves as Thunder Kiss and the defenses too strong thanks to firewall that they cried and cried and cried. And thus the pokemon franchise after 100 years and 1.9 trillion copies sold died.

Fortunately, there was still the Mario franchise that had just hit the 3 trillion copies sold mark.

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, the Mario franchise's 3 trillion copies sold mark applied to pirated copies of their games.

Fortunately, the pirated games were never released to North America.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, people in North America were able to buy them online

Fortunately, the government wouldn't allow the packages to pass customs

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, corrupt people in customs let the nintendo mario games in.

Fortunately, the President a rabid video gamer himself liked the games.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, he was so rabid he caught rabies

Fortunately, he was cured before he died

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, the cure cost his surviving family members all the money they had, and they went bankrupt.

Fortunately, they had just won a fortune in cash at the local lottery.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they couldn't keep the money since the family of teh president wasn't allegable to participate in the lottery

Fortunately, they had a friend that agreed to accept the winnings for them

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, the friend died in a car crash

Fortunately, one of the ambulance drivers decided to take the money to his friend for him

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the ambulance driver was greedy and took the money all for himself.

Fortunately, he was visited by a ghost who warned him to return the money or he shall cast in a place of living torment.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, on his way to return the money, an eerie thing happened. And he became enclosed in a huge cocoon like enclosure.

Fortunately, this allowed the guy to grow pretty pretty wings.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, there was a butterfly collector around.

Fortunately, it meant he only collected Japanese Digimon tapes (the original song being named Butterfly).

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, he couldn't find any so he decided to capture firepokemon instead.

Fortunately, firepokemon had some so the butterfly catcher let him go.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the ambulance driver still had to deliver the money

Fortunately, firepokemon offered to help him

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortuantely, the ambulance driver was possesseed by the sentence "Gotta Catch 'em All!".

Fortunately, mr_pikachu's Pokemon right agency came to help firepokemon.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unforunately, to help him, firepokemon had to pay mr_pikachu .... one billion dollars.

Fortunately, mr_pikachu was being generous and let him pay it off later.

[Fett One]

Unforunately, firepokemon never paid him

Fortunately, mr_pikachu got the money from firepokemon's parents

[Master of Paradox]

Unfortunately, he did so by killing them and collecting their insurance.

Fortunately, they were cloned.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, the clones went rampant

Fortunately, there was a cure for this

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, this could only be found by heading towards, the world of Miscellaneous. This area was well known for its spammers, flamers and ultimately trolls.

Fortunately, Crazy Elf Boy, Inferno_Dragon, Master of Paradox, and Fett One decided to do a "Lord of the Rings" and go on one mighty journey saving humanity. On their way they ultimately picked up a fifth person, the slightly evil Mikachu but he would also turn out to be fortunately sweller in the art of Swordfighting.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Mikachu didn't have a sword

Fortunately, Master of Paradox stole a sword from a traveling gypsy

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, this gypsy put a curse of Master of Paradox

Fortunately, Fett One used his magical wizard powers to stop this

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, Fett One's powers were not working as Fett One was very tired due to the long and dangerous journey. More unfortunate, Crazy Elf Boy became sick as well.

Fortunately, Inferno_Dragon used the super energy of life and created a vortex of pure healing allowing Master of Paradox to no longer be cursed; Crazy Elf Boy to become well again; and finally, Fett One was no longer tired.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, firepokemon hadn't a part in this story.

Fortunately, he appeared when he was needed most.

[Master of Paradox]

Unfortunately, by that time the story was over.

Fortunately, someone saw fit to make a sequel.

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, the sequel wasn't very good.

Fortunately, it wasn't released to the public.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, a thief stole it

Fortunately, the thief kept it to himself

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, he stupidly posted it on Youtube

Fortunately, people were too busy watching An Engineers Guide to Cats, Abridged Series and other hillarious stuff to even notice the sequel.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, someone did find it and decided to animate the word and release it in Japan and everyone thought it was anime and thus wanted it.

Fortunately, nobody in the United States licensed it and nobody bothered to fansub it either.

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, the Japanese people had anime editing software on their computers that allowed them to make the anime very offensive.

Fortunately, their computers all broke before they could finish their bad deed.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, they had the show on a backup disc so they could still continue.

Fortunately, no one was willing to help them out.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they managed to acquire new computers

Fortunately, their was a blackout

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, they had an emergency generator

Fortunately, it blew up

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, they had a backup generator.

Fortunately, it didn't have enough power.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, they decided to borrow Satoshi Tajiri's Pikachu.

Fortunately, Satoshi didn't want to lend it.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, Team Rocket stole it

Fortunately, Team Rocket still didn't want to give it the Japanese

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, pikachu electrocuted Team Rocket, thus sending them blasting off

Fortunately, Team Rocket landed in a pillow factory

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, the pillow factory was just about to explode.

Fortunately, Wobbuffet popped out of its pokeball and managed to use reflect to diminish the bombs impact.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, the explosion was directed towards Finland

Fortunately, Mikachu used his magical power of speaking Finnish to redirect the blast

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the blast was redirected at the moon.

Fortunately, Sailor Moon used her powers to save the moon.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Sailor Moon redirected the blast back at Finland

Fortunately, Finland was able to activate a shield to protect it from the blast

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, this drained a lot of power

Fortunately, they had several backup generators

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, those back-up generators blew up.

Fortunately, all the citizens of Finland were able to teleport to a parallel earth where Finland wasn't being attacked.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, in the parallel earth Finland wasn't good at ice hockey.

Fortunately, it made no difference.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, they weren't good at any sports

Fortunately, all the Finnish where smart people

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, the Finnish people didn't know all the meanings of the word "smart".

Fortunately, they had dictionaries to help them.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the dictionairies were in japanese

Fortunately, Japan was willing to trade them finnish dictionaries for the japanese dictionaries

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the dictionaries were in Klingon.

Fortunately, one of the Finlandians was a Klingon in disguise and decided to help.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, he was blasted by Spock

Fortunately, all the Star "Trekkies" helped translate them instead

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, all the translating work took the Star "Trekkies" years and years to complete.

Fortunately, they had a device to take them and the Finnish to the future with the Finnish encyclopedias.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, I had the device.

Fortunately, I willingly gave them the device.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, you withheld the power source

Fortunately, you offered them the power source in exchange for a favor

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, they did not like the favour and thus unfortunately there was no power source.

Fortunately, another person came willingly to create a new power source.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, I did not like the person and had hired goons kidnap him.

Fortunately, the hired goons weren't that smart and kidnapped the wrong person.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, that person was the leader of the Netherlands

Fortunately, no one cared if he was there or not

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, his family cared

Fortunately, they paid to have him back

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the ransom was 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000 dollars.

Fortunately, they had something worth more than that to trade for him.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, it was a human soul

Fortunately the person whose soul it was didn't care

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, there was no realisation of what happened to souls, where they went, who devoured in them, or what rude awakenings a person without a soul could have.

Fortunately, this is only a wee game on tpm forums so nothing really matters.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, what matters is that we sometimes find it hard to continue the story.

Fortunately, I introduced a new plot regarding something we like.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, it was about digimon

Fortunately, everyone here likes digimon