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14th March 2008, 11:55 PM
Fortunately, Unfortunately - version 9
Super Mod Approved by Zak

The rules of Fortunately, Unfortunately are pretty simple. Just continue the story with two statements. The first should start with "Unfortunately" and the second should start with "Fortunately". Here's an example of how it might work.

Unfortunately, everyone in the world became evil!

Fortunately, the evil people learned to live in peace.

Get the idea? Just continue the story, from post to post. It can go in wild and crazy directions, so be ready for some hilarity!

All other rules of PCG still apply, so be sure to read them (http://www.pokemasters.net/forums/index.php?topic=43499.0).

Letís get it started!

Unfortunately, school is boring.

Fortunately, it's time for Spring Break.

Mikachu Yukitatsu
14th March 2008, 11:59 PM
Unfortunately, I don't have school anymore.

Fortunately, I occasionally have dreams or nightmares about being at school.

15th March 2008, 02:46 AM
Unfortunately, a chibi version of Mikachu Yukitatsu was created and somehow through new technology, Mickachu Yukitatsu's personality was transplanted into this Chibi version. And more unfortunate it turned out that the Chibi version was designated as a five year old.

Fortunately, as it turned out Mikachu Yukitatsu was more and happy with this arrangement.

Fett One
15th March 2008, 09:34 PM
Unfortunately, his parents weren't happy with this

Fortunately, they learned to like it

Mikachu Yukitatsu
16th March 2008, 12:25 AM
Unfortunately, my chibi version couldn't speak English.

Fortunately, I still could read and learned some English when I went to TPM.

16th March 2008, 12:38 PM
Unfortunately, TPM was all Japanese to Chibi Mikachu.

Fortunately, Babel Fish helped translate it to English.

Crazy Elf Boy
16th March 2008, 06:29 PM
Unfortunately, Babel Fish broke

Fortunately, he found a new translation site

Fett One
16th March 2008, 08:02 PM
Unfortunately, the site can only translate yiddish

Fortunately, Mikachu Yukitatsu wanted to learn yiddish

16th March 2008, 08:13 PM
Unfortunately Yiddish was indeed a weird language and this cause millions of fish type species to one day decide to go on a flesh-eating exercise.

Fortunately, this wiped out the human species meaning the animal kingdom could run wild.

16th March 2008, 08:30 PM
Unfortunately, a violent race of aliens destroyed all animal life by hunting down every single one.

Fortunately, a powerful sorcerer was able to restore life to both human and animal kind.

Mikachu Yukitatsu
17th March 2008, 05:52 AM
Unfortunately, the sorcerer had to use all his energy to do that.

Fortunately, he died happy knowing that he had revived that all.

Fett One
17th March 2008, 06:49 PM
Unfortunately, his corpse was treated with disrespect

Fortunately, the people responsible realized their mistake and tried to make it up to the sorcerer by becoming monks

Crazy Elf Boy
17th March 2008, 10:02 PM
Unfortunately, they were all massacred in a horrible horrible way by a bunch of monkeys

Fortunately, the monkeys became the new monks

Mikachu Yukitatsu
18th March 2008, 05:37 AM
Unfortunately, monks lead a very strict live including all kinds of 'kieltšytyminen'.

Fortunately, Mikachu looked the word from a dictionary and found out it should be 'abstaining'.

18th March 2008, 07:27 PM
Unfortunately, the monkey misread it as ab staining so they decided to stain people's abs.

Fortunately, a wise scholar was able to teach them the real meaning of abstaining before they could cause any more harm.

Fett One
18th March 2008, 08:07 PM
Unfortunately, the monkey didn't like abstaining

Fortunately, they agreed to do it since they enjoyed being monks

Crazy Elf Boy
18th March 2008, 11:28 PM
Unfortunately, They got bored of being abstaining

Fortunately, they found something else to be

Mikachu Yukitatsu
19th March 2008, 08:40 AM
Unfortunately now nobody continued monks' work.

Fortunately, it included translating boring books nobody wouldn't have read.

19th March 2008, 03:55 PM
Unfortunately, in the information age VS old media, books were crucified as being too evil, too simple and far too intellectual.

Fortunately, this removed all porn prose books.

Fett One
19th March 2008, 06:55 PM
Unfortunately, this pissed off all of teh perverts

Fortunately, they took their minds off of it by playing video games

19th March 2008, 08:38 PM
Unfortunately, all video games were banned as well.

Fortunately, they were able to obtain the banned games easily.

20th March 2008, 02:47 AM
Unfortunately, parents issues a new amendment to the constitution.

Fortunately, america was bombed and more unfortunate it was all a movie.

Mikachu Yukitatsu
20th March 2008, 04:32 AM
Unfortunately, the movie inspired terrorists.

Fortunately, terrorism supported the war against terrorism which on the other hand supported the war against the war against terrorism.

Knight of Time
20th March 2008, 04:59 PM
Unfortunately the terrorists couldn't tell one another apart.

Fortunately, they eventually killed each other and there were no more terrorists.

Fett One
20th March 2008, 07:36 PM
Unfortunately their kids took over as terrorists

Fortunately, that only lasted one day

Crazy Elf Boy
20th March 2008, 08:31 PM
Unfortunately, the kids decided to go to terrorist school

Fortunately, they weren't allowed in

20th March 2008, 09:17 PM
Unfortunately, the kids made their own school.

Fortunately, this school was for terrorizing teachers.

20th March 2008, 10:54 PM
Unfortunately, they needed a teacher and since their school was to terrorize teachers, they couldn't learn.

Fortunately, a psycho teacher decided to teach them.

Crazy Elf Boy
20th March 2008, 11:19 PM
Unfortunately, the teacher tried to kill them

Fortunately, the kids managed to subdue him

21st March 2008, 06:51 PM
Unfortunately, one of the students a girl with a huge crush on the teacher untied him.

Fortunately, the teacher only lusted after the girl.

Fett One
21st March 2008, 10:40 PM
Unfortunately, the other students called the police

Fortunately, the police knew how to properly handle the situation

Knight of Time
22nd March 2008, 07:06 AM
Unfortunately, the other students were dealing with the band "The Police" instead of real police officers.

Fortunately, the band had everything they needed to help with the situation.

Mikachu Yukitatsu
22nd March 2008, 09:17 AM
Unfortunately, one of the students accidentially broke the band's magical instruments.

Fortunately, a divine deus ex machina came and settled it all.

Fett One
22nd March 2008, 09:28 PM
Unfortunately, everyone complained because they hate when a deus ex machina solves problems

Fortunately, they were made to see the light

Knight of Time
24th March 2008, 12:47 PM
Unfortunately, the light was far too bright for their eyes.

Fortunately, nobody was blinded as a result.

24th March 2008, 07:58 PM
Unfortunately, people became scared of the darkness.

Fortunately, these were just strange people that were scared.

Crazy Elf Boy
24th March 2008, 10:20 PM
Unfortunately, they started to preach weird beliefs

Fortunately, no one believed them

Mikachu Yukitatsu
25th March 2008, 06:29 AM
Unfortunately, their weird beliefs actually had some good basic ideas.

Fortunately, that unfortunately-sentence was just a pretext and I just wanted to post after Crazy Elf Boy.

Fett One
25th March 2008, 10:50 PM
Unfortunately, you got a warning from the mods for doing that

Fortunately, thats all they did

Crazy Elf Boy
26th March 2008, 12:17 AM
Unfortunately, Mikachu Yukitatsu will most likely post after me

Fortunately, I don't mind

Mikachu Yukitatsu
26th March 2008, 10:45 AM
Unfortunately, some other TPMers minded.

Fortunately, others found it fun.

Fett One
26th March 2008, 07:25 PM
Unfortunately, the ones that didn't sent you death threats

Fortunately, they don't know where you live

Crazy Elf Boy
26th March 2008, 07:32 PM
Unfortunately, someone gave them a map

Fortunately, it was written in Finish

Mikachu Yukitatsu
27th March 2008, 06:37 AM
Unfortunately, it still covered the whole Finland and had the words 'Mikachu Yukitatsu' and a big cross.

Fortunately, Mikachu had enough time to escape to Australia!

27th March 2008, 07:57 PM
Unfortunately, Australia is a giant backwards cesspool.

Fortunately, Fiji isn't too far away.

Also, when did I stop getting credited as the original creator of the game? Goddammit!

Fett One
27th March 2008, 08:31 PM
Unfortunately, Fiji wasn't excepting anyone into the country

Fortunately, it was only temporary

Crazy Elf Boy
27th March 2008, 09:10 PM
Unfortunately, this meant he had to go somewhere else for a couple of days

Fortunately, he had some friends to stay with

(Australia is not a backwards cesspool thank you very much)

27th March 2008, 09:34 PM
Unfortunately, his friends were only imaginary.

Fortunately, he saw a hotel.

27th March 2008, 10:40 PM
Unfortunately, the hotel was infested with bugs, some of the guests stank and it was an unpleasant time to be had.

Fortunately, this guy just happened to be stinky, and combined with slutty hoes, he fit well in. More fortunate, the rooms full of banging noises and dirty men and slutty ladies mean't everyone there was carrying the HIV virus.

Crazy Elf Boy
27th March 2008, 11:29 PM
Unfortunately, HIV is very bad for you

Fortunately, some scientists came up with a miracle cure

27th March 2008, 11:35 PM
Unfortunately, the cure gives you cancer.

Fortunately, nobody knows this and ignorance is bliss.

Fett One
28th March 2008, 09:08 PM
Unfortunately, someone found out

Fortunately, the person knew how to tell people withou causing a panic

Crazy Elf Boy
28th March 2008, 10:12 PM
Unfortunately, there is always one crazy person that ruins it for everyone

Fortunately, No one believes them anyway

Mikachu Yukitatsu
28th March 2008, 11:57 PM
Unfortunately, Crazy Elf Boy's username tells he is crazy, too.

Fortunately, as he said, nobody believes that kind of people.

29th March 2008, 08:53 PM
Unfortunately, the newly elected President of the World has just been certified as crazy.

Fortunately, his credibility will deteriorate the longer his reign continues.

29th March 2008, 09:01 PM
Unfortunately, this has allowed chaos and a revolution forms putting all the nobles back to being peasants.

Fortunately, Rule Healdtannia takes over the world.

Fett One
29th March 2008, 09:32 PM
Unfortunately, he died on his first day

Fortunately, his best friend took over

29th March 2008, 09:34 PM
Unfortunately, his best friend was not up to scratch as Heald.

Fortunately, he is undergoing training to improve.

Mikachu Yukitatsu
30th March 2008, 02:48 AM
Unfortunately, it was Ash Ketchum who trained him.

Fortunately, Ash's mother was proud of that.

Fett One
30th March 2008, 03:53 PM
Unfortunately, Prof. Oak wasn't proud

Fortunately, Prof. Oak eventually came around

Crazy Elf Boy
30th March 2008, 07:05 PM
Unfortunately, he killed himself because he couldn't take the strain of it

Fortunately, they found someone else

Mikachu Yukitatsu
31st March 2008, 05:45 AM
Unfortunately, it was professor Akihabara. Heald's friend was thrown in the computer world and an anti-virus software mistook him for a virus.

Fortunately, anti-virus missiles didn't bring epileptic seizures this time.

(I'm referring to 'Electric Soldier Porygon' here)

Fett One
31st March 2008, 07:20 PM
Unfortunately, the missles killed Heald's friend

Fortunately, since it was virtually reality, he didn't really die. He was simply returned to the real world

Crazy Elf Boy
31st March 2008, 07:49 PM
Unfortunately, When he returned to the real world he was bombed by angry people for giving their kids seizures

Fortunately, he hid in his bunker

Mikachu Yukitatsu
1st April 2008, 04:57 AM
Unfortunately, the parents whose kids had had seizures couldn't have their revenge now.

Fortunately, they got some videogames to work off their anger.

1st April 2008, 05:58 AM
Unfortunately, one of them went on a killing spree and blamed the games.

Fortunately, the Teletubbies video game he had played was absolved of blame.

Crazy Elf Boy
1st April 2008, 07:16 AM
Unfortunately, the game was taken of the market

Fortunately, no one cared

Fett One
1st April 2008, 07:55 PM
Unfortunately, the Teletubbies fans cared

Fortunately, they were only a minority

1st April 2008, 09:43 PM
Unfortunately, they are a strong dominant and scary minority.... like feminists.

Fortunately, they weren't feminists.

Crazy Elf Boy
2nd April 2008, 02:05 AM
Unfortunately, they tried to enlist the help of the feminists

Fortunately, the feminists didn't care about their plight

Mikachu Yukitatsu
2nd April 2008, 08:26 AM
Unfortunately, Tinky-Winky stole Po's Tubby Custard!

Fortunately, Teletubbies knew what to do to solve the quarrel.

2nd April 2008, 09:02 AM
Unfortunately, the feminists kidnapped the Teletubbies.

Fortunately, the Teletubbies had a plan to escape.

Master of Paradox
2nd April 2008, 10:21 AM
Unfortunately, the feminists had figured it out before they could act on it.

Fortunately, the insane people came to the aid of the Teletubbies.

Crazy Elf Boy
2nd April 2008, 05:16 PM
Unfortunately, there plan was so insane that it probably wouldn't work

Fortunately, it did work

Fett One
2nd April 2008, 07:38 PM
Unfortunately, the Teletubbies had no where to go once they were free

Fortunately, they enjoyed having no where to go

2nd April 2008, 09:31 PM
Unfortunately, despite their enjoyment they were cold and hungry.

Fortunately, they robbed a liquor store.

Crazy Elf Boy
2nd April 2008, 11:56 PM
Unfortunately, they got drunk and caused a lot of havoc in town

Fortunately, they weren't blamed

Mikachu Yukitatsu
3rd April 2008, 08:19 AM
Unfortunately, some videogame characters were blamed.

Fortunately, this way, Dr. Boskonovitch from Tekken finally realized that drinking was bad for the health.

3rd April 2008, 06:17 PM
Unfortunately this resulted in the destruction of fighter video games sending children, teens and many adults everywhere screaming and crying because they had no more fighter video games.

Fortunately those who believe so much in the theory of Media effects thought this was great as now there would be no more fighting because they think video games prime people to fight.

Fett One
3rd April 2008, 07:21 PM
Unfortunately, people still got into fights which proved to those people that video games don't make people violent

Fortunately, people now know the truth that video games don't cause violence

Crazy Elf Boy
4th April 2008, 12:26 AM
Unfortunately, they found some else that caused violence

Fortunately, it was a rare element

Master of Paradox
4th April 2008, 08:41 AM
Unfortunately, it could be easily made from common household chemicals.

Fortunately, the process to do so was expensive.

Fett One
4th April 2008, 07:28 PM
Unfortunately, someone find a cheap way of doing it

Fortunately, it was dangerous so no one did it

Mikachu Yukitatsu
4th April 2008, 11:01 PM
Unfortunately, people made robots do it.

Fortunately, that brought boost to the robot technology.

Crazy Elf Boy
5th April 2008, 02:55 AM
Unfortunately, this caused the robots to get too advanced

Fortunately, this wasn't a bad thing

Fett One
5th April 2008, 09:15 PM
Unfortunately, some robots developed free will

Fortunately, they were peaceful robots

Mikachu Yukitatsu
5th April 2008, 11:36 PM
Unfortunately, only their manners were peaceful, and they declared wars on humans in a peaceful manner.

Fortunately, becuase of their peaceful nature, people didn't panic.

Crazy Elf Boy
6th April 2008, 07:44 AM
Unfortunately, the robots attacked the people

Fortunately, it was by giving them flowers

6th April 2008, 08:04 AM
Unfortunately, the flowers were highly poisonous.

Fortunately, everyone had access to doctors.

Fett One
6th April 2008, 01:41 PM
Unfortunately, the doctors were robots

Fortunately, they still helped the people that were effected

Crazy Elf Boy
6th April 2008, 08:45 PM
Unfortunately, some of these doctor robots were on the evil side

Fortunately, they were all destroyed

6th April 2008, 11:46 PM
Unfortuantely, there were still a large amount of robots on the evil side.

Fortuantely, Bill Cosby showed the robots some of his comedy and they all became happy black robots.

Mikachu Yukitatsu
7th April 2008, 04:29 AM
Unfortunately, someone lost the television station's Bill Cosby tapes and DVDs.

Fortunately, I found them.

Crazy Elf Boy
7th April 2008, 04:38 AM
Unfortunately, the robots didn't want you to find them and tried to kill you.

Fortunately, you were able to elude them

Master of Paradox
7th April 2008, 12:53 PM
Unfortunately, as Mikachu fled he fell down the stairs.

Fortunately it was a short set.

Fett One
7th April 2008, 06:36 PM
Unfortunately, he broke his leg in the fall

Fortunately, one of the robots chasing him was a doctor

7th April 2008, 10:01 PM
Unfortunately, that doctor only knew how to make crack and thus shouldn't have been much help considering he was a Doctor in Chemistry but ignored all the chemistry parts and just worked out how to make drugs.

Fortunately, the doctor could provide the patient with a large dose of crack.

Crazy Elf Boy
7th April 2008, 10:01 PM
Unfortunately, He was allergic to crack

Fortunately, He had an antidote

7th April 2008, 11:19 PM
Unfortunately, the antidote couldn't be used since you people forgot that all doctors were destroyed!

Fortunately, this game makes no sense and thus the doctor used the antidote.

8th April 2008, 06:00 AM
Unfortunately, one day an angry administrator or super moderator who shall remain nameless told everyone in the game fortunately, unfortunately that they were spammers and were destined for infraction hell or even the forbidden and highly dangerous banned land.

Fortunately, one obnoxious little bitch decided to attack that person on aim, and then on MSN and then in emails and everywhere they could find that person and they backed down.

(Oh and this does not refer to any admin or mod whatsoever just that Shazza pointed it out to me and asked who I was referring to. This is simply in response to Shazza saying this game had no point)

Crazy Elf Boy
8th April 2008, 10:38 AM
Unfortunately, that was only temporary

Fortunately, Other people helped to keep them quiet

Mikachu Yukitatsu
8th April 2008, 10:42 AM
Unfortunately, it didn't help because we don't need to talk when we post at TPM.

Fortunately, the sound of keyboards was still heard.

8th April 2008, 03:09 PM
Unfortunately, somehow the person thought it was all funny and lame and just ignored it entirely.

Fortunately, someone had the good sense to use their hacking skills and their computer was hacked up.

Crazy Elf Boy
8th April 2008, 06:24 PM
Unfortunately, their hacking skills weren't on the internet which means he hacked up the computer with an axe

Fortunately, the result was the same

Fett One
8th April 2008, 07:25 PM
Unfortunately, the results were that the computer blew up

Fortunately, no one was hurt

8th April 2008, 08:03 PM
Unfortunately, the computer outlined a plot to create a new nasty virus carefully set up to attack every single pokemon forum, site, chat or anything pokemon created.

Fortunately, this plot appeared to be a bit misguided thanks to the mistakes that this person was no hacker anyway.

Crazy Elf Boy
8th April 2008, 09:17 PM
Unfortunately, he took hacker classes

Fortunately, this didn't affect the outcome of something that already happened

Master of Paradox
9th April 2008, 07:32 AM
Unfortunately, the plot came to a screeching halt due to the overwhelming number of holes.

Fortunately, a new plot picked up on the end.

Mikachu Yukitatsu
9th April 2008, 08:41 AM
Unfortunately, the new plot involved posting in the Twisted Wishes game.

Fortunately, nobody still could grant my wish.

9th April 2008, 10:45 AM
Unfortunately, they didn't care about your wish.

Fortunately, you used the Millennium Rod 2.0 to make them care about your wish.

Master of Paradox
9th April 2008, 12:55 PM
Unfortunately, the rod hypnotized them, and they swarmed you like zombies.

Fortunately, they weren't hungry zombies.

Fett One
9th April 2008, 07:01 PM
Unfortunately, they were hungry vampires

Fortunately, they didn't like human blood

9th April 2008, 07:10 PM
Unfortunately, you weren't human.

Fortunately, you were a powerful dragon.

Crazy Elf Boy
9th April 2008, 08:12 PM
Unfortunately, dragons are weak to sphinx hair

Fortunately, they didn't have any

9th April 2008, 08:44 PM
Unfortunatey, dragons suffered to the fears of humans and they were banished to be only legends for 1000s of years until one day, one mad scientist using new genetic technology came up with the necessary genetic material to create a dragon-sphinx like creature.

Fortunately, everyone loved the new creature and the man became a billionaire selling off baby gonix (baby dragon-sphinx) around the world and also started to dabble in new delightful creations.

9th April 2008, 09:27 PM
Unfortunately, they had a life span of 5 minutes.

Fortunately, a scientist was able to create a modern day version of the chimera to please the world after all the baby gonixs died.

Crazy Elf Boy
9th April 2008, 10:30 PM
Unfortunately, it was made from people and animals

Fortunately, no one knew this

Mikachu Yukitatsu
10th April 2008, 05:29 AM
Unfortunately, an alien race named No-one came to our planet.

Fortunately, when they tried to tell that, it appeared that only No-one understood their language.

10th April 2008, 05:57 AM
Fortunately, no-one except No-one cared.

Unfortunately, Frank invited no-one to dinner.

10th April 2008, 12:44 PM
Unfortunately, since he dined with no one, he had to eat alone.

Fortunately, he remembered he had a bunch of cool friends so he invited them to have a wonderful seafood dinner.

Fett One
10th April 2008, 06:34 PM
Unfortunately, his friends got food poisoning from eating the seafood

Fortunately, they were all fine after having their stomach's pump

10th April 2008, 08:22 PM
Unfortunately, this resulted in parents everywhere being upset at the antics of society and the world was pushed back to some 1950s nirvana.

Fortunately, the children just saw this as a game.

Crazy Elf Boy
10th April 2008, 09:29 PM
Unfortunately, some people though this was bad

Fortunately, they were all "silenced"

10th April 2008, 10:09 PM
Unfortunately, this involved tearing out people's vocal cords.

Fortunately, everybody knew sign language and we able to easily communicate with each other.

Fett One
11th April 2008, 08:31 PM
Unfortunately, everyone had their hands cut off

Fortunately, the robots were able to do all of teh communicating for people

Crazy Elf Boy
11th April 2008, 08:51 PM
Unfortunately, they didn't want to

Fortunately, the humans made a communication system involving paper clips and pencils

11th April 2008, 09:11 PM
Unfortunately, MacGuvyer had borrowed all the paper clips and pencils to get out of a terrible situation.

Fortunately, that situation involved helping all the handless, voiceless people of the world.

Mikachu Yukitatsu
11th April 2008, 10:36 PM
Unfortunately, you can't use a pencil with no hands.

Fortunately, I was wrong.

Crazy Elf Boy
11th April 2008, 11:20 PM
Unfortunately, they needed mechanical hands to work them

Fortunately, they hand them

11th April 2008, 11:32 PM
Unfortunately, the world blew up.

Fortunately, some one had a time reset machine to reverse any damages to the planet so the earth did not get blown up.

Mikachu Yukitatsu
12th April 2008, 12:46 AM
Unfortunately, he then exploded himself.

Fortunately, No one did a comeback in this story and saved him.

12th April 2008, 05:01 AM
Unfortunately, a cached copy hidden deep withone one's computer system meant that the man who could be anything and anyone came back, wrecking chaos everywhere.

Fortunately, the guy was impotent and couldn't breed saving humanity for at least another year.

Crazy Elf Boy
12th April 2008, 06:12 AM
Unfortunately, the year just past

Fortunately, he died

Fett One
12th April 2008, 09:11 PM
Unfortunately, he went to heaven

Fortunately, he got kicked out after an hour

Master of Paradox
12th April 2008, 09:31 PM
Unfortunately, Hell didn't want him.

Fortunately, this meant he ceased to be.

Mikachu Yukitatsu
12th April 2008, 11:46 PM
Unfortunately, that meant he reached enlightenment.

Fortunately, that is the main goal of a buddhist.

13th April 2008, 12:13 AM
Unfortunately, he was also reincarnated and not only was he no longer impotent but potent and as a rat.

Fortunately, the rat virus of 2049 saw him die again.

Crazy Elf Boy
13th April 2008, 01:54 AM
Unfortunately, This virus also affected certain types of cats

Fortunately, no one cared about the sphinx cats

Mikachu Yukitatsu
13th April 2008, 02:09 AM
Unfortunately, I still insisted on telling story about the alien race called No one and they cared.

Fortunately, somebody now cared about sphinx cats anyway.

13th April 2008, 10:51 AM
Unfortunately, a scientist told everyone that sphinx cats were evil.

Fortunately, he was a raving lunatic that drinks every single hour of every single day.

Fett One
13th April 2008, 02:31 PM
Unfortunately, he died of alcohol poisoning

Fortunately, he was now in a better place

13th April 2008, 08:46 PM
Unfortunately, that better place turned out to be a childrens day-care center and he freaked out all the little kids and the parents who would come pick up their children.

Fortunately, there was a shortage of day-care center carers and thus he was allowed to stay.

14th April 2008, 07:28 PM
Unfortunately, his rotting corpse made the place stink so they had to move him to another place.

Fortunately, they put him a crate and blasted him off into space.

Crazy Elf Boy
14th April 2008, 07:46 PM
Unfortunately, the crate returned back to Earth

Fortunately, it only landed in the Atlantic Ocean

14th April 2008, 08:46 PM
Unfortunately, major tidal waves saw it land in China.

Fortunately, some people saw that as a good thing and just ignored and the dirty smog covered him up anyway.

14th April 2008, 08:48 PM
Unfortunately, this dirty smog covered every square inch of Earth.

Fortunately, this dirty smog wasn't really dirty and had some curing properties.

Crazy Elf Boy
14th April 2008, 11:34 PM
Unfortunately, it only cured cancer

Fortunately, this was a great thing

15th April 2008, 04:24 AM
Unfortunately, this was just government propaganda designed to manipulate the masses so they did not realise how corrupt the government was.

Fortunately, the revolution of 2099 saw an end to this, and a new form of collective government was born. (Just think communism)

15th April 2008, 07:01 PM
Unfortunately, everybody hated this new government.

Fortunately, they had the ability to brainwash people to like this new government.

Fett One
15th April 2008, 07:42 PM
Unfortunately, the brainwashing only worked on half of the people

Fortunately, the half that was uneffected was able to over throw the new government

16th April 2008, 06:32 AM
Unfortunately, they set up their own government this time based on fascist views and destined to involve pure brutality.

Fortunately, one sole figure appeared and managed to support a new way of living, people would return to their little groups as cavemen. Thus, fascism or any other type of government was now useless, as people in their little groups lived individual lives.

16th April 2008, 08:45 PM
Unfortunately, by living as caveman, all technology and medicine ceased to exist causing very hard times ahead.

Fortunately, Caveman was a New Age term for people who like to do things individually without being bothered by any forms of a government.

Fett One
17th April 2008, 08:19 PM
Unfortunately, an alien from another planet came and recreated a government

Fortunately, the alien was Superman so no one had anything to worry about

Master of Paradox
18th April 2008, 10:51 AM
Unfortunately, someone hit him with a Kryptonite brick.

Fortunately, Superman was wearing a lead suit that day.

18th April 2008, 02:21 PM
Unfortunately, the lead suit was kinda heavy even for someone as strong as Superman and thus he fell and not only did he fall but he well feel deep within the ground.

Fortunately, this was cut out of the next superman as they were nervous that little kiddies would get too upset.

Fett One
18th April 2008, 07:54 PM
Unfortunately, it was included in the DVD

Fortunately, little kids couldn't watch the scene because it was password protected

18th April 2008, 08:00 PM
Unfortunately, the password was 123.

Fortunately, the creators of the DVD saw this problem and recalled all the DVDs back.

18th April 2008, 08:28 PM
Unfortunately disaster struck as a copy was made on the internet and all the little kids got to see what was so violent about superman and even more unfortunately they were quite disappointed.

Fortunately, they had Spiderman 5000 to look forward to.

Fett One
20th April 2008, 01:22 AM
Unfortunately, they had to wait 2 years to see it

Fortunately, they had a new Spider-man cartoon to hold them over

20th April 2008, 11:49 AM
Unfortunately, the animators rushed it too fast that it was so horrible that it was pulled off the air faster than any other show.

Fortunately, Mighty Morphing Powers Rangers was still around and was now on its 50th Season.

20th April 2008, 10:08 PM
Unfortunately, some countries such as New Zealand were not allowed to watch it as it was considered too violent and children were copying the moves.

Fortunately, the great global warming event wiped New Zealand off the map.

Crazy Elf Boy
21st April 2008, 03:35 AM
Unfortunately, the people who lived in New Zealand had no where to live

Fortunately, they decided to go to America

Mikachu Yukitatsu
21st April 2008, 05:37 AM
Unfortunately, America was already overpopulated in some parts.

Fortunately, there was plenty of room in the deserts.

Master of Paradox
21st April 2008, 07:47 AM
Unfortunately, the deserts were too hostile for human life.

Fortunately, this brought a quick end to the problem of New Zealand refugees.

21st April 2008, 07:43 PM
Unfortunately, this meant no other country wanted them.

Fortunately, they had a colony on Mars that they could send the New Zealanders to.

21st April 2008, 08:33 PM
Unfortunately, the great planet that was Mars suffered a crisis of mass coldness resulting i the freezing of New Zealanders.

Fortunately, Australia suffering its biggest global warming epidemic ever were glad to help as they could charge 1 million dollars per frozen human to heat them up.

Fett One
22nd April 2008, 08:18 PM
Unfortunately, no one had 1 million dollars

Fortunately, Australia decided they didn't need the money

Master of Paradox
23rd April 2008, 08:36 AM
Unfortunately, the New Zealanders thawed too fast, causing a massive rainstorm throughout Austrailia.

Fortunately, this took care of the drought the country had just suffered.

23rd April 2008, 08:28 PM
Unfortunately, the rainwaters came too fast and flooded the whole entire continent.

Fortunately, Australia had underwater cities just in case of a huge flood happening.

23rd April 2008, 10:17 PM
Unfortunately, the authorities forgot to implement Oxygen and pressurising systems and ths the people died.

Fortunately, it was all a movie.

Mikachu Yukitatsu
23rd April 2008, 11:02 PM
Unfortunately, I think I've heard something like that sentence before.

Fortunately, Master of Paradox then told me to stop babbling.

Fett One
24th April 2008, 08:19 PM
Unfortunately, Master of Paradox started babbling

Fortunately, someone duct taped his mouth shout

24th April 2008, 09:18 PM
Unfortunately, I used some magic to make it come off without any pain.

Fortunately, I only did this because Master of Paradox had the solution to world hunger and I needed to hear it from him.

Master of Paradox
25th April 2008, 08:11 AM
Unfortunately, I forgot it while my mouth was taped.

Fortunately, a stiff drink got the memory back.

Fett One
25th April 2008, 09:23 PM
Unfortunately, the drink caused you to pass out before you could say it

Fortunately, you came to a few hours later

Mikachu Yukitatsu
26th April 2008, 03:52 AM
Unfortunately, Master of Paradox had a terrible headache then.

Fortunately, he could now use Confusion like a Psyduck.

26th April 2008, 06:02 AM
Unfortunately, this caused Master Paradox to spread confusion to Mikachu Yukitatsu and Fett One.

Fortunately, Mikachu Yukitatsu and Fett One in turn caused everyone else at TPM to be confused.

26th April 2008, 08:41 PM
Unfortunately, the confusion causes major headaches to every one at TPM

Fortunately, I had an immunity so I was protected for the confusion.

Fett One
26th April 2008, 09:13 PM
Unfortunately, you were injured by the confused people since they weren't aware of what they were doing

Fortunately, you forgave them since they were confused

28th April 2008, 08:32 PM
Unfortunately, confusion that everyone experienced spilled all over the internet. This resulted in a mass deletion of the internet.

Fortunately, they were too stupid to remove web.archive.org

28th April 2008, 09:15 PM
Unfortunately, web.archive.org had incredibly slow load times.

Fortunately, every server in the world transferred its power to web.archive.org to increase its speed.

Crazy Elf Boy
28th April 2008, 09:30 PM
Unfortunately, this caused other websites like TPM to become much slower

Fortunately, us at TPM didn't mind since it was for the greater good

Fett One
29th April 2008, 08:24 PM
Unfortunately, TPM eventually closed because it was too slow

Fortunately, new serers were made, which allowed TPM to be re-opened

29th April 2008, 10:01 PM
Unfortunately TPM had to go back to the evil forums where the security was far too relaxed and evil boy wonders such as Jay existed and who could take advantage of the relaxed security to steal administrator, moderator and normal users passwords.

Fortunately, Jay was involved in a car accident in real life and he was brain damaged. (Bah I actually miss Jay.)

Crazy Elf Boy
29th April 2008, 11:41 PM
Unfortunately, there was surgery he could get to fix his brain

Fortunately, he didn't have enough money

Fett One
30th April 2008, 06:48 PM
Unfortunately, someone donated money

Fortunately, it was monoply money

30th April 2008, 08:25 PM
(Okay, I think someone of you people have your Unfortunately, Fortunately mixed up.)

Unfortunately, they didn't accept monopoly money.

Fortunately, they did accept gold bars.

30th April 2008, 10:00 PM
Unfortunately, gold was no longer at such a high price as it use to be.

Fortunately, after years of being undervalued, the US dollar soared to amazing new heights.

Crazy Elf Boy
1st May 2008, 02:40 AM
Unfortunately, this caused the whole worlds economy to crash

Fortunately, someone picked it back up

Mikachu Yukitatsu
1st May 2008, 03:27 AM
Unfortunately, for some odd reason, that required major sacrificies such as quitting video game companies.

Fortunately, Nintendo fanboys protested.

1st May 2008, 03:55 AM
Unfortunately, Pokemon Asteroid and Pokemon Galaxy the 500 Millionth sequel's to the original Pokemon Red and Green or Blue if you're everywhere but Japan cost so much to produce. As wifi no longer existed, instead everything was virtual. Unfortunately since pokemon was aimed at young ones, they were being pwned by too many older fans and thus the parents protested and protested. And the kids kept thinking their Shoozers, Minues, Lyons and Tigereas were dying everytime they were knocked out in battle by such moves as Thunder Kiss and the defenses too strong thanks to firewall that they cried and cried and cried. And thus the pokemon franchise after 100 years and 1.9 trillion copies sold died.

Fortunately, there was still the Mario franchise that had just hit the 3 trillion copies sold mark.

Knight of Time
1st May 2008, 04:19 PM
Unfortunately, the Mario franchise's 3 trillion copies sold mark applied to pirated copies of their games.

Fortunately, the pirated games were never released to North America.

Fett One
1st May 2008, 06:14 PM
Unfortunately, people in North America were able to buy them online

Fortunately, the government wouldn't allow the packages to pass customs

1st May 2008, 09:04 PM
Unfortunately, corrupt people in customs let the nintendo mario games in.

Fortunately, the President a rabid video gamer himself liked the games.

Crazy Elf Boy
1st May 2008, 09:55 PM
Unfortunately, he was so rabid he caught rabies

Fortunately, he was cured before he died

Knight of Time
2nd May 2008, 09:59 AM
Unfortunately, the cure cost his surviving family members all the money they had, and they went bankrupt.

Fortunately, they had just won a fortune in cash at the local lottery.

Fett One
2nd May 2008, 07:41 PM
Unfortunately, they couldn't keep the money since the family of teh president wasn't allegable to participate in the lottery

Fortunately, they had a friend that agreed to accept the winnings for them

Crazy Elf Boy
2nd May 2008, 08:23 PM
Unfortunately, the friend died in a car crash

Fortunately, one of the ambulance drivers decided to take the money to his friend for him

2nd May 2008, 08:56 PM
Unfortunately, the ambulance driver was greedy and took the money all for himself.

Fortunately, he was visited by a ghost who warned him to return the money or he shall cast in a place of living torment.

2nd May 2008, 09:25 PM
Unfortunately, on his way to return the money, an eerie thing happened. And he became enclosed in a huge cocoon like enclosure.

Fortunately, this allowed the guy to grow pretty pretty wings.

Mikachu Yukitatsu
3rd May 2008, 12:03 AM
Unfortunately, there was a butterfly collector around.

Fortunately, it meant he only collected Japanese Digimon tapes (the original song being named Butterfly).

3rd May 2008, 10:57 AM
Unfortunately, he couldn't find any so he decided to capture firepokemon instead.

Fortunately, firepokemon had some so the butterfly catcher let him go.

Fett One
3rd May 2008, 09:34 PM
Unfortunately, the ambulance driver still had to deliver the money

Fortunately, firepokemon offered to help him

Mikachu Yukitatsu
3rd May 2008, 11:35 PM
Unfortuantely, the ambulance driver was possesseed by the sentence "Gotta Catch 'em All!".

Fortunately, mr_pikachu's Pokemon right agency came to help firepokemon.

3rd May 2008, 11:54 PM
Unforunately, to help him, firepokemon had to pay mr_pikachu .... one billion dollars.

Fortunately, mr_pikachu was being generous and let him pay it off later.

Fett One
4th May 2008, 10:17 PM
Unforunately, firepokemon never paid him

Fortunately, mr_pikachu got the money from firepokemon's parents

Master of Paradox
5th May 2008, 07:26 AM
Unfortunately, he did so by killing them and collecting their insurance.

Fortunately, they were cloned.

Crazy Elf Boy
5th May 2008, 09:04 AM
Unfortunately, the clones went rampant

Fortunately, there was a cure for this

5th May 2008, 03:03 PM
Unfortunately, this could only be found by heading towards, the world of Miscellaneous. This area was well known for its spammers, flamers and ultimately trolls.

Fortunately, Crazy Elf Boy, Inferno_Dragon, Master of Paradox, and Fett One decided to do a "Lord of the Rings" and go on one mighty journey saving humanity. On their way they ultimately picked up a fifth person, the slightly evil Mikachu but he would also turn out to be fortunately sweller in the art of Swordfighting.

Fett One
5th May 2008, 06:52 PM
Unfortunately, Mikachu didn't have a sword

Fortunately, Master of Paradox stole a sword from a traveling gypsy

Crazy Elf Boy
5th May 2008, 09:52 PM
Unfortunately, this gypsy put a curse of Master of Paradox

Fortunately, Fett One used his magical wizard powers to stop this

6th May 2008, 09:17 PM
Unfortunately, Fett One's powers were not working as Fett One was very tired due to the long and dangerous journey. More unfortunate, Crazy Elf Boy became sick as well.

Fortunately, Inferno_Dragon used the super energy of life and created a vortex of pure healing allowing Master of Paradox to no longer be cursed; Crazy Elf Boy to become well again; and finally, Fett One was no longer tired.

Mikachu Yukitatsu
7th May 2008, 07:33 AM
Unfortunately, firepokemon hadn't a part in this story.

Fortunately, he appeared when he was needed most.

Master of Paradox
7th May 2008, 08:22 AM
Unfortunately, by that time the story was over.

Fortunately, someone saw fit to make a sequel.

Knight of Time
7th May 2008, 08:41 AM
Unfortunately, the sequel wasn't very good.

Fortunately, it wasn't released to the public.

Fett One
7th May 2008, 07:10 PM
Unfortunately, a thief stole it

Fortunately, the thief kept it to himself

8th May 2008, 08:56 PM
Unfortunately, he stupidly posted it on Youtube

Fortunately, people were too busy watching An Engineers Guide to Cats, Abridged Series and other hillarious stuff to even notice the sequel.

8th May 2008, 08:59 PM
Unfortunately, someone did find it and decided to animate the word and release it in Japan and everyone thought it was anime and thus wanted it.

Fortunately, nobody in the United States licensed it and nobody bothered to fansub it either.

Knight of Time
9th May 2008, 03:12 PM
Unfortunately, the Japanese people had anime editing software on their computers that allowed them to make the anime very offensive.

Fortunately, their computers all broke before they could finish their bad deed.

9th May 2008, 07:55 PM
Unfortunately, they had the show on a backup disc so they could still continue.

Fortunately, no one was willing to help them out.

Fett One
9th May 2008, 08:21 PM
Unfortunately, they managed to acquire new computers

Fortunately, their was a blackout

Crazy Elf Boy
9th May 2008, 09:15 PM
Unfortunately, they had an emergency generator

Fortunately, it blew up

9th May 2008, 10:17 PM
Unfortunately, they had a backup generator.

Fortunately, it didn't have enough power.

Mikachu Yukitatsu
9th May 2008, 11:10 PM
Unfortunately, they decided to borrow Satoshi Tajiri's Pikachu.

Fortunately, Satoshi didn't want to lend it.

Crazy Elf Boy
10th May 2008, 12:21 AM
Unfortunately, Team Rocket stole it

Fortunately, Team Rocket still didn't want to give it the Japanese

Fett One
10th May 2008, 10:12 PM
Unfortunately, pikachu electrocuted Team Rocket, thus sending them blasting off

Fortunately, Team Rocket landed in a pillow factory

11th May 2008, 12:19 AM
Unfortunately, the pillow factory was just about to explode.

Fortunately, Wobbuffet popped out of its pokeball and managed to use reflect to diminish the bombs impact.

Crazy Elf Boy
11th May 2008, 12:32 AM
Unfortunately, the explosion was directed towards Finland

Fortunately, Mikachu used his magical power of speaking Finnish to redirect the blast

11th May 2008, 11:28 AM
Unfortunately, the blast was redirected at the moon.

Fortunately, Sailor Moon used her powers to save the moon.

Fett One
11th May 2008, 07:57 PM
Unfortunately, Sailor Moon redirected the blast back at Finland

Fortunately, Finland was able to activate a shield to protect it from the blast

Crazy Elf Boy
11th May 2008, 08:07 PM
Unfortunately, this drained a lot of power

Fortunately, they had several backup generators

11th May 2008, 09:12 PM
Unfortunately, those back-up generators blew up.

Fortunately, all the citizens of Finland were able to teleport to a parallel earth where Finland wasn't being attacked.

Mikachu Yukitatsu
12th May 2008, 12:10 AM
Unfortunately, in the parallel earth Finland wasn't good at ice hockey.

Fortunately, it made no difference.

Crazy Elf Boy
12th May 2008, 01:08 AM
Unfortunately, they weren't good at any sports

Fortunately, all the Finnish where smart people

Knight of Time
12th May 2008, 12:12 PM
Unfortunately, the Finnish people didn't know all the meanings of the word "smart".

Fortunately, they had dictionaries to help them.

Fett One
12th May 2008, 07:26 PM
Unfortunately, the dictionairies were in japanese

Fortunately, Japan was willing to trade them finnish dictionaries for the japanese dictionaries

12th May 2008, 07:27 PM
Unfortunately, the dictionaries were in Klingon.

Fortunately, one of the Finlandians was a Klingon in disguise and decided to help.

Crazy Elf Boy
12th May 2008, 09:27 PM
Unfortunately, he was blasted by Spock

Fortunately, all the Star "Trekkies" helped translate them instead

Knight of Time
13th May 2008, 03:47 PM
Unfortunately, all the translating work took the Star "Trekkies" years and years to complete.

Fortunately, they had a device to take them and the Finnish to the future with the Finnish encyclopedias.

13th May 2008, 06:53 PM
Unfortunately, I had the device.

Fortunately, I willingly gave them the device.

Fett One
13th May 2008, 08:21 PM
Unfortunately, you withheld the power source

Fortunately, you offered them the power source in exchange for a favor

13th May 2008, 08:43 PM
Unfortunately, they did not like the favour and thus unfortunately there was no power source.

Fortunately, another person came willingly to create a new power source.

13th May 2008, 08:50 PM
Unfortunately, I did not like the person and had hired goons kidnap him.

Fortunately, the hired goons weren't that smart and kidnapped the wrong person.

Crazy Elf Boy
13th May 2008, 09:19 PM
Unfortunately, that person was the leader of the Netherlands

Fortunately, no one cared if he was there or not

Fett One
14th May 2008, 07:02 PM
Unfortunately, his family cared

Fortunately, they paid to have him back

14th May 2008, 07:12 PM
Unfortunately, the ransom was 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000 dollars.

Fortunately, they had something worth more than that to trade for him.

Crazy Elf Boy
14th May 2008, 10:08 PM
Unfortunately, it was a human soul

Fortunately the person whose soul it was didn't care

15th May 2008, 04:14 AM
Unfortunately, there was no realisation of what happened to souls, where they went, who devoured in them, or what rude awakenings a person without a soul could have.

Fortunately, this is only a wee game on tpm forums so nothing really matters.

Mikachu Yukitatsu
15th May 2008, 05:17 AM
Unfortunately, what matters is that we sometimes find it hard to continue the story.

Fortunately, I introduced a new plot regarding something we like.

Crazy Elf Boy
15th May 2008, 05:56 AM
Unfortunately, it was about digimon

Fortunately, everyone here likes digimon