<<Game>> 3 Word Story Version 10 (LV Approved)

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Rules:

1. Try to stay on topic, observe commas + full stops/periods and stick to three words.

2. Observe rules in PCG rule thread (http://www.pokemasters.net/forums/showthread.php?t=12693).

3. Character limit for each word is 20.

Here's an example of what the game should look like:

person 1: The pink elephant........
person 2: ......enjoys eating peanuts.........
person 3: .......but hates almonds.
person 4: The next day......

Now lets get this game started.

Once upon a...

[firepokemon]

time lived three

[shazza]

old men that

[Crazy Elf Boy]

...looked like yucky...

[mr_pikachu]

...grasshoppers with big...

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

...grandchildren who complain...

[Crazy Elf Boy]

...about the prices...

[firepokemon]

of beer and chips.

edit: Ok I am dumb lol.

[Heald]

firepokemon can't count

[Fett One]

.........so he was..........

[Crazy Elf Boy]

...evicted from this...

[firepokemon]

pedantic hell. Moving...

[shazza]

...out of his...

[Crazy Elf Boy]

...very large mansion...

[Heald]

he encounters a

[firepokemon]

troll named Heald...

[Fett One]

..........that enjoys licking...........

[Crazy Elf Boy]

....everything around him.

[shazza]

One day, Heald...

[firepokemon]

busted open Shazza's....

[mr_pikachu]

...trunk, where he...

[Crazy Elf Boy]

...kept all his...

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

...posts. mr_pikachu and...

[shazza]

Crazy Elf Boy

[Zak]

..threw a great..

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

...party where Mikachu...

[shazza]

felt excluded, so...

[Crazy Elf Boy]

...he decided to...

[Heald]

cry like a

[shazza]

little bitch. Zak...

[firepokemon]

kicked Fett One...

[Knight of Time]

...in his stomach,...

[Heald]

which then caused

[Fett One]

..........him to turn................

[shazza]

...on the television.

[firepokemon]

Where delightfully Mr. Pikachu

(name counts as one word in my book)

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

...wrote 'mr_pikachu' in...

[Fett One]

..........spanish. Lex Luthor..........

[firepokemon]

was an evil....

[Heald]

purple monkey dishwasher

[Crazy Elf Boy]

...who had a...

[firepokemon]

stormy relationship with....

[shazza]

...his own mother!

[Crazy Elf Boy]

His mother was...

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

...killing some parrots...

[firepokemon]

and sticking needles

[shazza]

in their long

[Crazy Elf Boy]

...and multi-coloured beaks...

[firepokemon]

whilst hallucinating dogs.

[Fett One]

Adam and Eve..............

[Crazy Elf Boy]

....were told not...

[firepokemon]

to indulge their...

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

..desire to play...

[Crazy Elf Boy]

...a very serious...

[Knight of Time]

...game God forbade.

[firepokemon]

The forbidden apple....

[Crazy Elf Boy]

...was something that...

[Fett One]

...........people worshipped because...........

[shazza]

...they like apples!

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Shazza keeps using...

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

...exclamation marks but...

[shazza]

...in actual fact...

[Crazy Elf Boy]

...they are a...

[Fett One]

...........sign of the...............

[shazza]

...changing times, society...

[Crazy Elf Boy]

...is being corrupted...

[firepokemon]

horrendously by audacious...

[shazza]

...exclamation marks, but...

[Crazy Elf Boy]

...they always try...

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

...to interrupt sentences.

[firepokemon]

The English language....

[Fett One]

..........is very complicated..........

[Crazy Elf Boy]

...because it has...

[shazza]

...a varying range...

[Fett One]

.......of values and............

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

...expressions that squeeze...

[Crazy Elf Boy]

...out all the...

[Fett One]

......juice. Beetle Juice.............

[firepokemon]

once pornographic became....

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

...a very tight...

[Crazy Elf Boy]

...clique began to...

[shazza]

...fit into the...

[Fett One]

.......world. A giant...........

[firepokemon]

bird pecked away....

[Crazy Elf Boy]

...at the face...

[mr_pikachu]

...of Mount Rushmore...

[shazza]

...and it collapsed...

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

...with a splash.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

This splash destroyed...

[shazza]

...all of its...

[firepokemon]

internal programming usages

[Crazy Elf Boy]

...because it made...

[Fett One]

............some great pie.

[firepokemon]

Blueberry pie once...

[Crazy Elf Boy]

...ripped a hole...

[shazza]

...in George Bush's...

[firepokemon]

stomach, causing acid....

[Crazy Elf Boy]

...to leak all...

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

...over its large...

[firepokemon]

...and bloated intestines.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Said intestines were...

[Fett One]

..........damaged beyond repair.............

[shazza]

...until further notice.

[firepokemon]

Sheep's intestines can....

[Crazy Elf Boy]

...explode at a...

[shazza]

...rapid rate, resulting...

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

...in discussions at...

[Inferno_Dragon]

... Burger King. McDonalds ...

[Crazy Elf Boy]

...is one of...

[Fett One]

.........the most powerful............

[Inferno_Dragon]

... rulers of the ...

[firepokemon]

litigation industry. Meerkats....

[Crazy Elf Boy]

...like to dig...

[Inferno_Dragon]

... up treasure that ...

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

...opens the door...

[shazza]

...to Moscow, a...

[Inferno_Dragon]

... legendary city that ...

[Fett One]

......possesses futuristic technology.............

[firepokemon]

and crime. Society

[Inferno_Dragon]

... is a course ...

[Fett One]

.......in learning how.............

[Crazy Elf Boy]

...to control evil...

[firepokemon]

...homosapiens and differentiate....

[Inferno_Dragon]

... the complex equation ...

[Crazy Elf Boy]

...of the meaning...

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

...of a knife.

[Inferno_Dragon]

People who spoil ....

[firepokemon]

the ability to...

(Bleh and my last attempt at 3 words didnt much sense did they and to think I told off Inferno about making sense in another game so fp = loser ^^)

[Crazy Elf Boy]

...eat every blue...

[Fett One]

.........smurf, led to...........

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

...a worldwide depression...

[firepokemon]

of epic proportions. (Bah where will three word story go next and someone should really combine three word story into a story, my god it would be disturbing, lol)

[Crazy Elf Boy]

This massive disturbance...

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

...brought more disturbance...

[firepokemon]

...not to mention...

[Crazy Elf Boy]

...various other things...

[Inferno_Dragon]

... like hidden object ...

[Fett One]

.....that grant power.

[firepokemon]

Granted power collectively....

[Crazy Elf Boy]

...will smother all...

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

...of you. I...

[shazza]

...have a confession...

[Fett One]

........to make that..............

[Crazy Elf Boy]

...all plants would...

[Inferno_Dragon]

... all legendaries are ...

[firepokemon]

...super destructive machinations....

[Crazy Elf Boy]

...which decide to...

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

...sing along the...

[Inferno_Dragon]

... tune to "Miami ...

[firepokemon]

Vice". Miami Vice

[Fett One]

.........was a great............

[Inferno_Dragon]

.. show that aired ...

[firepokemon]

during the eighties...

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

...when we were...

[Fett One]

.........all too young............

[firepokemon]

...to appreciate sexual...

[Inferno_Dragon]

... references. Sonic loved ...

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

...Mario so much...

[firepokemon]

that Sega ceased....

[Fett One]

..........to make consoles............

[Inferno_Dragon]

... that ran on ...

[Crazy Elf Boy]

...to this giant...

[firepokemon]

war between X-Box

[Inferno_Dragon]

... and chili dogs.

[Fett One]

Chili dogs are............

[firepokemon]

hot, very hot...

[Inferno_Dragon]

... to those who ...

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

...are frozen. It...

[Fett One]

....can cause a.............

[firepokemon]

stomach pain astronomically....

[Magmar]

...and dysentery. Anyways,

[mr_pikachu]

...the point is...

[Inferno_Dragon]

... never make fun ...

[Fett One]

.........of a midget.

[firepokemon]

Because Midgets will....

[Crazy Elf Boy]

...always go for...

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

...places you never...

[Inferno_Dragon]

... expect them to ...

[firepokemon]

as they consider....

[Fett One]

.......tall people dumb...........

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

...because this sentence...

[Inferno_Dragon]

... makes no sense ...

[firepokemon]

like three word...

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

...story, the perfect...

[Crazy Elf Boy]

...way to tell...

[firepokemon]

is by way....

[Fett One]

...........of lie dector.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Polygraphs are known ...

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

...to be checked...

[firepokemon]

rarely for accuracy...

[Inferno_Dragon]

... because people occasionly ...

[Fett One]

........get away with..........

[firepokemon]

incorrectly interpreting validating....

[Crazy Elf Boy]

...of certain tickets...

[Fett One]

.......and music. Digimon............

[firepokemon]

digital monsters digimon....

[Crazy Elf Boy]

...are the champions...

[Fett One]

..........who must save..............

[Inferno_Dragon]

... Harry Potter from ...

[firepokemon]

...the horrible rabid...(sometimes I wish this was four word story :( )

[Crazy Elf Boy]

...rabbit which guards...

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

...what we need...

[firepokemon]

for consumption. Viruses

[Knight of Time]

...and cold viruses...

[Fett One]

.........can kill dragons.............

[firepokemon]

...through circulating spores...

[Crazy Elf Boy]

...that come from...

[Knight of Time]

...sneezing computers. Illusions...

[Fett One]

.......can confuse people...........

[Crazy Elf Boy]

...into doing the...

[Inferno_Dragon]

... Mambo. Dance Dance ...

[firepokemon]

...strangest most forbidden...

[Crazy Elf Boy]

...act of communication...

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

...was mentioned by...

[firepokemon]

mysterious prejudicial bastards.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Tails and Knuckles ....

[Fett One]

.......tied up Sonic............

[firepokemon]

torturing poor Sonic....

[Inferno_Dragon]

... to listen to ...

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

...Blind Guardian and...

[Crazy Elf Boy]

...threw a big...

[Inferno_Dragon]

.... watermelon at the ...

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

...singer. Finland is...

[firepokemon]

notorious for frisky...

[Inferno_Dragon]

... crayfish that like ...

[Crazy Elf Boy]

...going to other...

[Fett One]

...........people's homes and............

[firepokemon]

causing delicious havoc.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

All this havoc...

[Fett One]

..........made people wish...............

[firepokemon]

...for happier and...

[Crazy Elf Boy]

...more enjoyable lives.

[Fett One]

They lived happily...........

[firepokemon]

but never after.....

[Crazy Elf Boy]

...because one day...

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

...they came to...

[Knight of Time]

...a kingdom which...

[Fett One]

..........was haunted by.............

[Crazy Elf Boy]

...an evil ghost...

[firepokemon]

that laughed maniacally.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

As Ash Ketchum...

[Knight of Time]

...and company embarked...

[Crazy Elf Boy]

...on a journey...

[Fett One]

...........to catch digimon.............

[Inferno_Dragon]

... they soon found ....

[firepokemon]

Devimon waiting to...

[Crazy Elf Boy]

...jump all over...

[Inferno_Dragon]

... the greatest daredevil ...

[Knight of Time]

...in the universe.

[Fett One]

Leomon always dies...........